ASMR for humans

[@NamelessNomadASMR]

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[@alejandrobutera7157]

I love this!

[@ohshedead]

2:40 “my fellow human” Me: bold of you to assume I am not 50 rats in a trench coat

[@abandoned_apollo2296]

Lol

[@roaklarson9699]

Where is that reference from again? Can't remember it for the life of me.

[@dontworryaboutit1816]

The sun never sets on the rat empire

[@PluckySmurf]

@@roaklarson9699 Ratatouille (Pixar) 🙂

[@manicpixiecassidy]

You can't click on this video if you aren't a human it's true

[@KennyHavoc]

Waiting on that ASMR for asparagus

[@NintenDak]

oof man, im still waiting on that asmr for Verified War Rhinoceroses.

[@somethingirgendwas6924]

In Germany we say: "FEDER-SPARGEL" and I like it.

[@elijahrinehart6199]

oh hi mark

[@KennyHavoc]

@@somethingirgendwas6924 I also like that

[@ASMRWinkeyy]

i can watch this because i am a human :)

[@jetnight88]

Are you sure... let me throw the remote to tv at you see if you feel pain like a human does 😂

[@MyahDoyle]

Idk why but this sounded so suspicious in my head💀

[@seantaggart7382]

I don't think I can I may look human but im not

[@Deanzel1227]

I wish I could 😔

[@trixhunter9570]

🧢

[@imthelatte]

Sometimes Nomad will just randomly pop into my head during the day and I’ll be like “damn, I wish I could find people like him irl”

[@teehamster2418]

Just became a human today and frankly I’m not having a blast.

[@roaringwater6519]

First time 💀

[@redacted6050]

Get your refund and cancel your free trial on the fleshsuit , if you dont you *will* get stuck with being human. 0/10 would not recommend

[@wanderingstars2129]

@@redacted6050 hahahha this sound legit

[@SS-mk2yp]

Being human is so god damn hard. I'm going to be a full time cactus instead.

[@SS-mk2yp]

@nicegirl. I mean everything I say in a “f*** the patriarchy” sorta way.

[@Msteropuppets97]

I wanna be a sloth, because they are the most relaxing mammals in the world and they look stoned too haha lol and im a stoner myself. And they loooove to sleep sloths just like me lol

[@embraceyourstrangexo]

Where focus goes energy flows my friend

[@jetnight88]

@@Msteropuppets97 omg omg 😱 my heart is beating so fast 😭 I love sloths 🦥.... ohhh look how slow they are ❤️

[@jetnight88]

@@Msteropuppets97 how old are you anyway?

[@gracetempleton8691]

*nomadic, totally human 🤖👽 time stamps* 🏕🌙 0:00 NordVPN 1:39 hello to humans 👋 4:28 leather glove (crinkly squeezing, scratching, tapping) 7:29 plastic comb (scratching teeth of the comb) 12:10 random triggers with a spool of twine (mouth sounds, whispered counting, lil soft twine concert etc.) 15:03 pearly buttons in a bag (plastic crinkles, more counting, whispered reflection on the buttons) 18:20 thank you to patrons :-)

[@maisiebrooks6254]

i love the idea of humans, we all just living like how we look down on ants doing their thing and we’re just like “hm,, they have no idea or concept of the world” so we must be exactly the same. we’re just doing what we need to do everyday just to survive for no greater purpose, and we’re all so flawed. i love being self aware sm it puts a lot into perspective, it’s hard to articulate

[@pllatypusmeamo2388]

I think 15 different people all with fabulous hair collectively run this channel.

[@hannahpreisinger]

Gosh wow, I sure did enjoy processing these soundwaves through my human listening parts!

[@bliss3599]

Alternative title: Mark Zuckerberg roleplay without the costume

[@Potato_Peel_]

Nah, Nomad is way too pretty to roleplay zuckerbot

[@NaumRusomarov]

that's a cosmic horror.

[@UltimateKyuubiFox]

Zuckerberg is crazy for wearing a costume if he looks like this underneath.

[@senewmark]

Is not you if are not serving a new hairstyle every time

[@Backseatdisassociate]

I love this part when he just says nice after making that sound here 7:16

[@Toadaynario]

I’m Australian.... Does that count as “Human” mate?

[@toxicallypink]

barely but this is a welcoming community

[@demnuts2966]

I mean obviously you're "uɐɯnɥ" not "human"...... Sorry

[@Toadaynario]

@@demnuts2966 ¡¿noʎ ploʇ oɥM ¡uʍolq sᴉ ɹǝʌoɔ ʎɯ 'ɐɥɐɥɐH

[@TattyDarling]

Maaaaaaaaaaaate!

[@jetnight88]

Gud day mate wanna get a drink down at the uni?

[@pedroc.3707]

Too bad I'm not human, I would really like the video.

[@-_-Starman-_-]

Same 😩🤚

[@sahra720]

It's like me acting like I'm straight in front of my family

[@BRVSS316]

Second time watching this, now that I’m not passed out, just wanted to say I appreciate the quality of your videos!! They always relax me but also make me smile (when I’m awake)

[@sabrinashitpost]

You’re making me question if I’ve been listening to ASMR for dogs for years 🧐

[@laelialocus]

Me: *presses on this video Nameless Nomad ASMR : I hope.. Me: melts into a flood of luscious lushness

[@elk1827]

Me: I’ve got suuunshiiiiiiine, on a cloudy day! Nomad: 4:54

[@pagepofdreams]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👌🏻👌🏻

[@stillhere16_06]

the only time I'm gonna enjoy being a living human.

[@neilrussell6714]

This channel has no limit to the level of content! Such great videos bro. Really missing the light therapy vids with that cool gong sound that you made when you first started and the Alan Watts life stories. Please bring some of those back. Those were amazing!

[@nikster4729]

6:23 what in the name of steve from minecraft 😳

[@emirachelnatalie3397]

omg lol. its like the same exact thing!!!

[@sad_gay_simpuwu7698]

:0 whoaaa

[@s._a_2002art]

🤣🤣🤣

[@jessieaguilar7]

yooo his hair looks so good

[@MadRamenOtaku2]

I love the subtle implication that he's an alien pretending to be human or something.

[@EE-hi8cz]

I may be here because i want to sleep, i may be here because he’s cute. You’ll never know which

[@cabbagequwu6480]

I love how being a human being is an activity😂🤦🏿‍♀️ Goodnight everyone! Sleep well❤️💕

[@nicknick52]

So tingly especially in the left ear. Such a nice calm person.

[@sebastiandelatour]

Omg you look like a prince here

[@Mika_Storm]

I usually watch ASMR videos on my phone or on the projector (which is only 1080p) Today I watched your video on my computer screen by chance and I only just fully realized that some your videos are in 4K - wow that looks nice - and it actually adds a lot to the visual tingles! Thanks for all that high quality work!

[@maisiebrooks6254]

life really do be suffering, but like i wouldn’t have it any other way. life is so beautiful and painful and there’s so much opportunity to do whatever you want with the body and mind we’ve been given, the chances of us being here is so small and yet here we are, simply vibing

[@angel-nv7xf]

thank you so much for making this! the title is so grounding (in a sense, it is very down to earth) and i wish you and everyone reading this, good sleep and are doing well! :) ❤️

[@RayaLuv17]

The tingly triggers in this video are UNBELIEVABLE and everything Nameless Nomad says is always soothing. Thank you Nameless Nomad. ~

[@Giovanna-rv3gx]

I love the little hydration check. It's saved me from a dry roots twice this week

[@aydinasmr8532]

I loved the vibes this video gave off. The background, lighting, sounds... everything felt really relaxing and chill (in a literal and figurative manner).

[@jon5338]

How am I supposed to sleep when you keep making me laugh?

[@Why_Brynn]

Your ASMR puts me to sleep. I used to have a really hard time falling asleep and this has helped a lot with my insomnia. Thank you so much and keep up the good work!

[@garfield4703]

i love the sound quality it feels like were in a museum

[@j4r3d29]

Every time he looks at me and smiles, I melt.

[@PluckySmurf]

Some bonafide truth about the meatbag existential condition. I dig it. Also, I could listen to you count buttons like that for hours. Very good stuff!

[@loopa7563]

i can look past the fuckboy energy just this once because the asmr is so good

[@atomkriegreinigungs7737]

😂

[@sabrinashitpost]

I don’t think you understand your audience is mostly cuspers and gen-z and no one in this generation enjoys being alive HAHDHD

[@aos757]

Ngl I kinda do, capitalism makes it harder to bear tho

[@emilym9390]

this comment right here

[@YUH_L]

this comment right there

[@andjela98]

The comment over there

[@kennyyy9633]

I’m so glad that I, a human, can watch this human content on a human video platform made for humans. Because I am a human :).

[@Msteropuppets97]

I just discovered your channel man and I have to say you put me out like a light dude. Your voice is just so relaxing and I'm not gay but I would go on a date with you. And also you just earned a new subscriber, KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK MAN!!!!! ALL THE BEST!!!!

[@melo5430]

okk jokes aside i was actually thinking about this recently, thinking about how happy i am to jus BE , not only b here but also b here as a HUMAN. yes i was fuckn baked that morning, so its funny seeing this.

[@embraceyourstrangexo]

Consciousness 🌟🌟

[@benwitham76]

Finally, an ASMR video I can watch

[@Daveglorious]

Nice vid. Great voice tone. And words!

[@jonascox-leow9022]

I, an organic human, am satisfied with the production quality of this video. Very useful and very tingly instruction all around. Life lessons have been learned.

[@Awllecks]

Thank you for the hydration check :) really reminds me!

[@christianoasmr]

Finally! as an alien being made of pure light and emoji's I find it hard to find asmr I can relate too. This is perfect

[@Angies_bubbles]

Aliens watching this like 👁👄👁

[@evansanchez8722]

Dang bro this ASMR is so much better than the other ones, they don’t give me tingles cuz I’m not a dog.

[@millie7637]

Your whisper is amazing 💛

[@Reeenieee]

You are just an awesome human. I am IN LOVE with your personality. So infectious to be around.

[@liza-zb8td]

1:39 intro begins

[@fionamcguinn]

The moment I heard your voice it brought a smile to my face :)

[@blyssfulxx6128]

Me: .......... *slowly comes out of my alien form and turns into a human*

[@rjvanguard7291]

You are such a joy to watch & listen - thank you for blessing us with your existence 🤍🤟🏻🤗👑✨

[@Anonymous-px5co]

Finally, some ASMR I can watch!

[@huythai1222]

This is the only time where I don’t mind being human.

[@ambrealindsey8702]

Asmr for humans?? Oop guess I can't watch it. Chile I'm an alien waiting for the mother ship to arrive so that we can take over this world 😂

[@embraceyourstrangexo]

Speed up the process why dont cha. Take all the pedophiles, matrix guardians & patriarchy worshippers out first pls xx

[@snikledoodledoodlesnikle1472]

Here comes the ✨quality content✨ ☺️

[@CoffeeQueen03]

Cool concept, I'll have to show this to my pets

[@danielvanmeer684]

Woaw the first time I'm actually glad to be human How ironic

[@effadirectioner]

I would love to spend a day with you just talking it would such great vibes✨✨

[@Lunimoose]

You know what I don’t like as part of being human? Chores

[@ivy5324]

2:56 i- need to touch some grass

[@faidasmr2927]

Awesome! Love the background as well man!

[@elizapricillia]

love Nomad ASMR so much!

[@toxicallypink]

your hair looking even more glorious than usual

[@esmeralda7060]

I'm totally a human.

[@kingutoyama9599]

king of asmr 😌 👑

[@tjokkekerckhofs8125]

Amazing A new one There is no better way to start the weekend

[@redbeard9996]

Haha I got in!! A soulless ginger passed security and got in with the humans!! Nothing can stop me from getting some sweet ASMR!!!

[@sarahdeheaume8410]

tell me you’re a human without telling me you’re a human

[@tigerromig4780]

Wait, for humans? Dammit I just realized that I’m a big cat, better find elsewhere to listen

[@alysswhite7992]

Furry?

[@junhansguitar1036]

What if i’m an alien? can i still listen?

[@abandoned_apollo2296]

.... good question

[@seantaggart7382]

I don't think so So im out

[@seantaggart7382]

@@abandoned_apollo2296 also apollo? So this is where you've beem since i let you go (He was a helper to me)

[@abandoned_apollo2296]

@@seantaggart7382 Yes watching this fascinating asmr... and it's better than my singing. That's a good compliment

[@seantaggart7382]

@@abandoned_apollo2296 good

[@_A_l_x]

Oof this man and his hairstyles 👌 always on point and looking so fine

[@arushibhatnagar3018]

I want to cancel my subscription for being human. I want to be a golden retriever instead.

[@zen-sq9jf]

I'm just a curious gremlin finding relaxation

[@sydney_pollard]

i will now be pronouncing Ple-thor-ah as Ple-thor-ugh from now on, i like the much more. i never realized till now there are two different ways to pronounce it haha

[@N0th1ng-4g41n]

it’s ok guys i can watch this i have a human friend

[@judeb3018]

my cat did not appreciate this new title

[@puppylov3808]

Your videos make me smile 😊

[@Qt_43]

Omg your hair is beautiful 🤩

[@michaeltaff8083]

Cool set up!

[@manoelvittor6599]

Lotta love from Brazil, Nomad!

[@alejandrobutera7157]

Thank you for these spectacular videos 🥺

[@fishfishrun1207]

thank you I wasn't able to watch your other videos, as I wasn't sure if it was for my race.

[@catfridge]

Love the hair

[@elliedevine6988]

pov an undercover alien is trying to blend in lmao

[@taurus2920]

7:35 seems like the system disconnected there a bit 😄

[@AnyZee]

I am human and I need to be loved Just like everybody else does But I've already waited too long And all my hope is gone

[@pizzam4nn]

*Ah humans, such delicate creatures at times and at others they can be so so durable.* Well the one I ran over with my car wasn't...

[@melindamuller4466]

"We love it" - Do we though? Do we?

[@rollonda4353]

Finally for humans!!! I couldn't watch your other videos because of that ((((

[@jpierce444]

What if I’m an alien 👽 :0

[@eduardodejesus7390]

I love your videos, that simple, have a awesome day

[@toxin7111]

I'm listening to this human entertainment with my human ears, just like a normal human being I like humans, just like I am one myself