ASMR for Military Surplus Nerds: The Sweet Sweet Sound of Attaching Bayonets to Rifles.

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[@daveirwin6903]

All other bayonets: “slip- clink!” First German bayonet: “Ker-WHUNK!!”

[@Ramsay0_0]

America one : my name is Jeff

[@OshirukoVip]

わろたw

[@Ake-TL]

German bayonet: I refuse to have ring

[@cantbanme792]

lmao im glad im not the only one to notice the german one sounding specifically german xD

[@johnnotkeith5116]

Time stamp?

[@themastermason1]

You can tell Switzerland hasn't been in any wars for several centuries since their bayonets are so shiny. Not to dig at the Swiss but everyone else who has fought wars abroad has all the equipment has been drabbed or darkened to reduce visibility.

[@cortex8239]

Also you know. Most things actually used shown they are worn, like a gun. These bayonets weren't probably shined every other hour to look as good as possible. Not saying they were never cleaned. Just, its a work horse. Not a fancy car.

[@JonatasMonte]

They're supposed to fight in snow. The shininess is going to blind their foes.

[@Ake-TL]

@@JonatasMonte Switzerland isn’t that cold and shining can still give away position, Finnish snipers used iron sights

[@e.normhiscock2982]

Whomever you stick with the damn thing isn't going to say, "man I'd of seen that a mile away!" They're going to say, "shit, how did nobody see this clean shiny knife a mile out and prevent my subsequent brutal death by stabbing?" The only time a shiny knife kills the bearer is if some cosmic entity was like, "fred said all his prayers today, but hanz found a 4 leaf clover taking a piss."

[@e.normhiscock2982]

^ this is what happens when people over think things, I'll not argue its foolish to not cover reflective surfaces. Far more frequently this is some mook thinking he is taking care of "grandpas steak knife" and polishing it like a flesh flute. Stupid people win everyday, a rock slipping under someone's boot can just as easily kill everyone in a "stealth mission". 9 times out of 10 you're putting a knife on your GUN,

[@DEUSSD]

Next - The Sweet Sweet Sound of Inserting stripper clips into Rifles.

[@brianbasic1133]

Dew it

[@communisttears5998]

I didn’t realize how much I needed that...

[@BoozMcGroove]

Would en-blocs also count? If so then I’d cry out of joy

[@joechristel9133]

Bro I need this in my life

[@lucaspollack-hoyt7985]

Yes!

[@ieatmice751]

Can we just appreciate how many matching rifles and bayonets this man owns

[@ryanmccabe1036]

Usually ASMR is barbarians who can't chew with their mouths closed, but this is great!

[@KI.765]

What the hell kinda ASMR you watching? You gotta graduate to the straight razor shaves and scrubbing objects clean lol

[@ADogNamedStay]

Yeah, that's just barbarian ASMR. For barbarians by barbarians.

[@kinggeorgeiii7515]

@Mike There's hundreds

[@amxelcbis4464]

@Mike I think he just straight up searched barbarian ASMR lol

[@gumidumi4604]

Thats mukbang not asmr

[@TheMosinCrate]

Doctor: You're too stress, get out and play golf. Me: Naw think I'll sit here for hours attaching bayonets repeatedly.

[@Destroyer4790]

🤣🤣🤣

[@vagus1280]

good stress reliever

[@pak3ton]

Doc, im streesed because i lost the pga tour :v

[@Ks-zv6js]

Hearing the smle was chilling knowing my great grandfather would have heard and done that at the battle of El Alamein in 1942 as they charged with the 51st highlanders

[@Aureus_]

Amazing

[@Warpstoner]

Prob got spanked by suicidal italians a few hours later.

[@alexandarvoncarsteinzarovi3723]

I feel like this is porn in 40K for the Imperial Guard

[@MajesticDemonLord]

The Commissar approves. You will not be summarily executed this day.

[@paulthiessen6467]

Okay, next is cycling bolts!

[@KI.765]

Are you in politics by chance? Serious question. I may have your childhood cap guns

[@dayboi3217]

Idk why I like this, I don’t even own a single gun, other than nerf lol. But great vid

[@ronschramm9163]

Maybe because deep down, the days of "fix bayonets and advance at the quickstep" calls to you.

[@curiousentertainment3008]

Good luck trying to get a gun rn let alone ammo.

[@lucassolomon1079]

You don't need to own a gun to appreciate them.

[@lylebonney3081]

I both recommend and don’t recommend getting one. On one hand they are a great tool. On the other they can become an expensive hobby very fast

[@yeagerfranze1956]

Not gonna lie as a kid putting on nerf barrels was like putting on a bayonet for me

[@truthbtold2910]

A friend of mine won the Silver Star, for calling an 'Bayonet' counter attack, when his unit was overrun by the Chinese and the North Koreans....during the first year of the Korean War. The bayonet is all business, most are very fearful of its use.

[@thefuzzysheep3859]

Yeah cuz who isnt gonna shit their pants when their pinned down enemy jumps over the hill rifles shouldered with a knife coming right at you lol. Adrenaline rush

[@boejiden5851]

Most rifles: Shink! haha :D Mosin: *neck snap*

[@theunlikelyhero123meh3]

You could lift a man off the ground with a mosin bayonet.

[@halosunday]

Everyone: Let's make bayonet lug to attach bayonet. Russian: Hold my vodka, cyka

[@fnfallout5664]

Commander: "Everyone, fix your bayonets!" Everyone: Also, 1:59, Finland mentioned, we shall meet at the square.

[@wilhelmklink6953]

I has to change my pants after seeing The Finnish bayonet mounted

[@eetusalonen1856]

tori = marketplase

[@aurin_komak]

Torille!

[@MajesticDemonLord]

Now we know what Ian McCollum does in his spare time to meditate...

[@miserableoldfk1430]

It makes a similar sound when I pull my foreskin back and am preparing for battle.

[@Impreza-bj5jh]

What

[@salavy]

What

[@damnits2200]

What

[@Brunozamp]

What

[@SuperLuisquezada]

😂😂😂🤣🤣

[@danielbarnes4218]

Other countries: *use knife* Canada: *uses a large round spike*

[@curiousentertainment3008]

Britain did as well and they also had one that look like a flat head screwdriver. Either way blades are better than spikes.

[@raed1642]

When you realize the dude bothered to get the Switzerland gun and bayonet you really know he's a history buff to the core.

[@frommordorwithlove4844]

Russian traditional needle triangular bayonet, which was installed under the barrel of a firearm. Since the needle-type bayonet has an advantage in bayonet combat in a tight formation, and the needle-shaped bayonet reduces the chance of getting stuck in the enemy's body and increases penetration. Also, the needle bayonet had a much less mass than that of a blade bayonet of similar dimensions

[@Xoarkitty]

The Mauser have a sweet, positive click. My favorite is one I own, VZ52 and it's side folder. The Rasheed is just like an SKS. And of course the release button on the M1896 reminds me on the one on the Hakim, easy on, need three hands to remove!

[@ralphhicks6509]

Mike B your a genius. God love and bless you brother get healthy feel better you are creative and funny We Love you.

[@EagleEyeM4]

Nothing like a cup of coffee and a bayonet video to start your morning.

[@miketacos9034]

0:49 Yeah that does sound very German.

[@si.ni.a0795]

German quality. Terrifying german sounds. Just like a tiger, mg42 or a V1/V2.

[@groundfloorguthrie]

1:31, this helped me identify my very first bayonet purchase, found at an antique shop in Minocqua (Gaslight, I think?). Well, as close as I have been so far to identifying it, anyway! The interesting thing about the Czech blades is that they face up, and the spine is down. Thank you!

[@paulbrown196]

I thought I hated ASMR, what with the chewing, crinkling, and annoying whispering. This video made it make sense; that is relaxing!

[@si.ni.a0795]

Same here!

[@JuanLorenzoLDeOca]

This ASMR to all Guardsmen From cultists to Tyranids, all you need is to fix bayonet

[@Htirlicsergey]

Спасибо за обзор!!! Хоть теперь буду знать как пристёгивается разные штыки!!! 🙂👍

[@oldsnake7848]

2:24 Banzi intensifies

[@Idk-mp6fn]

1:12 its 1943 and you hear this from a nearby tree

[@nisse7399]

The swedish uniform in the end was a suprise.

[@KI.765]

This was satisfying, thanks for the unique video. Maybe bolt cycling would be nice as well

[@awayaymugye]

Great video. No long BS intro, you got right into it. Thank you.

[@DevinK]

The sheer amount of work I though that went into this while watching it, cool video for sure for how simple it is

[@carlosbaca2676]

This is what I've been waiting for, and he finally heathed my need to hear the chill sound of a bayonet being attached..... We won mr.stark ..........we won😂😂😭😭

[@RoachDoggJr2112]

I have a rubber M9 Bayonet that I use for my airsoft M16A2, and even though it's all airsoft, it's still SOOOOO satisfying to attach it.

[@giarenella]

DUDE I GOT ONE TOO! Just for my airsoft M4 carbine but yea its so fucking satisfying attaching it! Lemme guess,it's the Matrix airsoft bayonet?

[@ComiCBoY000]

I use to have bayonets for almost all my rifles but I sold most of them off a few years back to keep me afloat during bumpier times. Still got the rifles at least.

[@KI.765]

That sucks man. I've had to do the same but regretted it every time. I'll never sell again

[@si.ni.a0795]

I can feel your pain. But I think my situation is worse, I live in germany, basically everything that can seriously hurt others is illegal.

[@chaoswarriorboi3665]

The ting of the bayonet connecting to the Argentinian Mauser 1891 is satisfactory

[@kalash9467]

Other countries: Use a holster around the muzzle and a smoothly slider to hold it sternly. Germany: CLANK

[@baron8576]

the amount of rifles and respective bayonets in this video is sexy

[@rasdread0989]

And then we got Ian from forgotten weapons making any snap sounds from fiddling with a firearm that echoes very loudly.. You can hear it from the next room

[@Taisteluhamsteri]

Mas 36 had most sadisfiying sound.

[@lancecorporalveteran0621]

Something I never knew I needed to hear

[@piatpotatopeon8305]

You made a playlist! This will be the perfect soundtrack to the silent film I'm watching.

[@humanetomcat]

I was doing a stock refinish on an M44 a few months ago, and when I first took the folding bayonet off I was really nervous because I was worried the spring would launch the bayonet into my leg once I took the screw out lol

[@krupadrum]

Over here in England I saw the film Zulu as a child. When the Zulu army arrived and the order was given to FIX BAYONETS I was hooked. A last and hopeful defence 💪 Thank you

[@flameyboi35]

Now this is what asmr should be

[@si.ni.a0795]

Agreed.

[@jasontorre3267]

Great video! A few I had not seen before and now know what to look for. Thanks!

[@marcusmolnar7725]

Thanks for constantly putting out videos I didnt know I needed

[@fuzzo4475]

Subtitles: [music] Me: Yes.

[@si.ni.a0795]

Yes

[@stanleycupchamps2009]

ik they say bayonets are outdated but god damn gotta love those clicks n clacks

[@bigmackium8844]

You're the most lucky guy on earth Being able to use all these historical weapondry you're my hero

[@vergil8257]

Never thought I see this day I’m so happy

[@ru7931]

The modern bayonets are cool but the swiss one is very beautyful too. And i love the spike bayonet things like type 56 or the mosin bayonet

[@Junior-fd8ux]

Jez what a collection to be proud of.. I think il watch it again lol. I found a Swiss 1911 Sawback bayonet in the metal sheath at my house i had no idea was here. I love the m4, m7 and SKS esp.

[@seancarter9544]

Charging rifles with their respective stripper clips would make a good sequel

[@rommosher]

My dad would like this

[@laniusmaxon5281]

I didn’t know I needed this, but I do.

[@gerardoramoncesarreynaldo9469]

Fascinating. Thanks for making this video!

[@darthravyn572]

Damn this is therapeutical...

[@BobTheTrollKing]

You have got some of the coolest historical pieces! I'd be lying if I said I wasn't jealous.

[@henryspadt6160]

The real bayonet asmr is bayonets going on muskets

[@gonzalonaveira6940]

I have the exact argentinian one as a relic from my grandfather, it's beautifull

[@JamesRhed935]

Just got a bayonet for my Yugo Mauser and it wasn't going down properly so I watched this video to see if I was doing it wrong and saw how short the cleaning rod on this one is compared to mine, it goes all the way out to the same length as the barrel so I removed it and it fits fine

[@juanpablogomez7030]

Excelente video, saludos desde Colombia

[@behindenemylines3361]

Definitely the most unique video I have seen!

[@hobuttgarage]

Loved it, the asmr may have been a joke but it is very satisfying.

[@dryshaved8684]

Probably every one of those bayonets have been use for what it was made for A good old stabbing

[@byerseller]

Thanks Mike, good job!

[@iamb0i349]

The smiley face on the Yugoslavian bayonet though 2:56

[@Timothy--vb7rr]

Great job, Mike. This is a unique video.

[@ericchristopher1687]

Marvelous video...marvelous collection!

[@13ColoniesFishing]

I have the Kar98k and 91/30

[@communism_is_wrong7167]

Don’t forget how the British in the past 2 decades have done 2 bayonet charges, and several smaller battles with them

[@MikeB128]

People like you are the reason KZbin comments suck. You look for the tiniest, most pedantic excuse to post a comment in the hopes you seem more intelligent than the OP. I Specifically said THE NORM. TWO TINY CHARGES IN TWO DECADES IS FAR FROM THE NORM. Stop being a pedantic fuck.

[@yourbestfriendinshooters3088]

Finaly something i can watch before i go ti sleep

[@Dat_one_mf]

"Fix bayonets!" Is one of the most terrifying things a man could have heard in WW1

[@MikeB128]

*Fix Bayonets is the actual command, but yeah, it would be terrible in any conflict.

[@2copy3copy4cpoy]

this could have used a Vz.58! it be the only bayonet that mounts back to front. great vid anyway

[@stradivarius1382]

I don't think I've ever seen someone able to put the bayonet on the Mosin Nagant and rotate it so it sits correctly. Most of the bayonets I've seen don't fit right, and instead of rotating, it just awkwardly covers the front sight. I honestly thought that was just how they were supposed to fit since none of them ever rotated like they're supposed to.

[@anthonyle2506]

Most bayonets knife with hole simple Russia: ok Ivan we have no money and metal to make bayonet for mosin what do we do? Ivan:*pulls out comicaly large musket bayonet * BRILLIANT

[@Kydenius]

I remember that a sergeant once told me that our Finnish service rifles RK-95TP (one I served with) & RK-62 both have a bayonet attachment option and some sort of bayonet that is given at wartime. I've yet to see one, if any internet gun enthustiast/detective wants a challenge, that'd be great. I'd like to see how it would look like and fit to the gun.

[@frednaumann992]

Great video Mike! Loved it

[@romeosgenericchannel3971]

I fckn love bayonets, I mean , Never would wanna use one one, But damn it just feels and looks so good XD thanks for sharing man much love and respect

[@balwgar92]

i particularly like the arisaka's "tonk" compared to all the clicks and clacks

[@schlinge-fling]

My type 30 bayonet won’t stay on my type 99 rifle. It fits but then when I stab it flys forward and falls off. Any idea why?

[@SM-gd2rn]

Other bayonets: *clink* Japanese bayonet: BANZAI!

[@ikman4006]

My favorite was the 1944 Mosin Nagant

[@dannya1854]

I swear this guy breaks into a gun museum at night to make these vids.

[@MikeB128]

Or I just have been collecting for a little more than 20 years...... But yeah, nice try at "humor".

[@fuzzball7972]

And that reminds me, I need to buy a couple of bayonets for my dad!

[@joekurtz8303]

Most of these bayonets (ww1) over 12" in length,⚔ during WW2 they got a little shorter⚒ but just as lethal in Trained hands. Fix Bayonets!!🗡

[@tordropzz2828]

Japan didn’t give no shits though. They still had sword lengths bayonets

[@joekurtz8303]

@@tordropzz2828 true , great uncle's war trophy rifle w/ bayonet. Almost as long as the barrel.🗡

[@ironsight_guy]

"FOR KING AND COUNTRY, BAYONET CARRRRRRRRRRRRGEEEEE!!!!!!" - The randome soldier who died on river somm -

[@jercraftman7771]

Bro this video made my day!

[@somethingpointless4074]

This is best asmr than soap asmr

[@outbyrn]

How secure are the 1907 pattern SMLE Sword bayonets? :O I'm surprised how easy they looked like linking together

[@lynx777]

INCREDIBLE

[@jankubala659]

2:10 That one time when two Frenchies interlocked their rifles using bayonet (in the sheathed position) and it was not possible to separate without total disassembly, there was a upgrade that allowed it after that shit happened by drilling a hole in the bayonet - just imagine German saboteur sneaking into a warehouse and interlocking all the rifles :D

[@MikeB128]

Meh, just because it CAN be done, doesn't mean it ever happened outside a couple guys messing around.

[@MikeB128]

Also, I'm almost positive it was never impossible to unlock it. If you look at the design, you'd know why....If you have CREDIBLE sources for this claim, I'd be interested to see/read.

[@jankubala659]

@@MikeB128 Hi, the saboteur thing was just a joke. The rest according to Ian happened kzbin.info/www/bejne/enKWh6aDqcp0rs0

[@sergeibigdicksky]

He is wearing a swedish m39 field jacket and m39 helmet that's pretty cool

[@theprofessionalpleb7094]

I find it very amusing that most of these rifles are designed to attach bayonets the same way but the Soviet design for the Mosin Nagant used a design similar to that of percussion rifles of the 1850s lol

[@yebestus]

You're doing Gods work.

[@onipotski7846]

Other ASMR: schlorp crunch Gun asmr: click bang

[@demilembias2527]

I was very surprised that they even make bayonets for modern assault rifles, id assume they were mostly obsolete and not included post WWII due to most firefights involving much longer range and/of more volume of fire than before. but I guess it doesn't take too much money or effort just to make a regular knife also have a hole that can attach to a barrel.

[@caseyedds2032]

Would love to see a video on “sporterized” rifles.

[@MikeB128]

The channel search option is a thing, try it out.

[@alext.9265]

did anyone else notice the smiley faces at 2:57?

[@Midsix]

Now that you mention it yeah lmao