ASMR Giving A Rock A Massage, Haircut, Cranial Nerve Exam, Doing Your Makeup

ASMR Giving A Rock A Massage, Haircut, Cranial Nerve Exam, Doing Your Makeup

[@rhas20]

3 and a half hours pampering a rock is a level of dedication I’ve never seen before

[@landonwilliford4321]

fr he is such a w

[@maplesyrup_1239]

It's a compilation

[@anotheruniqueusername]

​@@maplesyrup_1239 even then, a total of 3 and a half hours of pampering a rock across multiple days / recordings is nuts lol love it tho

[@axlaxl3661]

I'd rather pamper a rock for 3h a day than go to work for 8h 😂

[@uCruz_]

1 hr and a half in and I hadn't realised it had 3 hours... I was just vibing and working.

[@froggers3690]

I’m glad Rockisha finally got the spa day she deserves

[@nimleigh3328]

Rockisha 😂

[@marlborospacealien4687]

Very well deserved!

[@polina5189]

Cool name😂

[@Leo-me5yt]

She shoulve been named rockelle

[@random8998]

rocksanne

[@zerareota1560]

This is more relaxing than watching a person or the camera get pampered ngl I just feel that bro needs it 🪨

[@ulikejazz3819]

Real

[@lauriocookie]

That foundation has great coverage. The rock is simply glowing.

[@TygerHillis]

My fatass thought the thumbnail was an oreo

[@The.United.StatesOf.America]

it looks 100000 years younger

[@BunnyDudette.]

⁠​⁠@@The.United.StatesOf.Americai dare say 10000000 years even? Absolutely stunning 🤩

[@The.United.StatesOf.America]

@@BunnyDudette. so true

[@AKpilations]

This is a perfect blend of professionalism and comedy. These rock videos always go hard. (Pun intended)

[@maplesyrup_1239]

Dwayne Johnson is bricked up rn

[@meowogg]

@@maplesyrup_1239what.

[@ALEX-fq7hh]

He's always rocking it with these videos

[@Faiths123]

@@ALEX-fq7hhI’m about to rock the shit out of the next person who makes a rock pun.

[@Faiths123]

Wait a minute

[@Astro-NATT]

This rock needs a name with how well its been treated, I think its name should be Terrance

[@anotheruniqueusername]

Terrance lol

[@abdoutalbi6767]

walter is better

[@StuffedLlamaYT]

Greg

[@ahaunteddoll]

Pierre

[@StuffedLlamaYT]

@@ahaunteddoll LMAO oui *P i e r r e*

[@add0rmir]

Imagine growing up for thousands of years in one place, only to have a guy suddenly take you, bathe you, take care of you, mark you, and say he can do ASMR with you. That rock will have a lot to tell in the future

[@a.d.b4]

😂😂😂

[@a.d.b4]

I love the lipstick 💄 3:55

[@FireSystem9]

"ya rockifer I got pampered by a human man! im not lying to you why would I lie about that?!?"

[@nirvana_nostalgia_90s]

That's why people think we're weird because we relax with a video of someone giving a massage for a rock

[@Teh_Clown]

I own it, if im weird fuck it. But imma be the weird where people are scared of me

[@williamthomas2304]

You gotta know it’s difference between creep n being weird

[@Teh_Clown]

@@williamthomas2304 who said i was a creep, nah i dont make people scared of me as they see me as im gonna touch you, no the weird where they know that what eber i say 9/10 imma do it

[@Myth-kb1ru]

​@@Teh_ClownThat's how I am with other people I'm like Regina George but a guy

[@Amezukita]

Is all about the sounds

[@lunaray7248]

I like all the different sounds your hands make on the rock. Never seen asmr like this and I've been watching asmr since 2012

[@rafoxd330]

Omg

[@nadine5444]

didn’t know asmr was around then

[@packingpeanuts4175]

Nothing like slapping a rock with your bare hands for 3 hours. I respect your dedication.

[@SerinitySack]

This guy takes better care of this rock than I do for myself.

[@a.d.b4]

FACTS 😂😂😂 2:48

[@ericaleslie257]

SAME !!!!...😭😳🙄🤦🤷

[@kylaymichelle4818]

lol right. This is a kids dream. You know some kids love to collect rocks

[@xyuonyoutube]

best 3 hours of that rocks life in millions of years of its life

[@AKpilations]

Safe to say that this is the most pampered rock in the solar system

[@Gusakiy]

This is just straight awesomeness It’s 7pm, I’m struggling to fall asleep as I’m mad and I was just lying here dreaming of breaking someone’s neck. And there you are - massaging a stone for 3 hours just for us to feel better. Thank you!

[@clavi3843]

Did you actually break someone’s neck please let us know 🙏🙏‼️‼️

[@Gusakiy]

@@clavi3843 unfortunately no, I did not. Decided to delay it and try all over again

[@simp.lymakayla]

Mother Nature really appreciates this effort of pampering! Great Video.

[@Lowdown1566]

i love mr rock 🗿

[@urtiz]

“That’s MRS. rock to you” 🗿🎀

[@iluvslicedbread]

Love your pfp

[@coconoisette]

Nice of you to do the appointment outside so rock would feel comfortable, in a familiar environnment

[@debjohnson6384]

Where else can you see this happening? He's genius to fascinate all of us with mother Earth's basics! I loved it, didn't know what to expect next 😳🙃

[@janieweimer3909]

-Whisper Soft walks outta the house.... All the rocks in the yard: I hope he picks me!🤞👋🪨

[@skyla8011]

😂

[@javier123kj]

that rock is more cared for than me

[@YEEY170]

XD

[@FissionWW]

Damn u good?

[@deadlikeyourdreams]

that’s so awesome! also I have no idea what’s more relaxing, the rock spa, the crickets, the greenery of your yard, your porch, or the quiet hum of traffic I have no idea where you leave but it gives homely vibes ;)

[@SilasLeBouef]

Honey he's at it again, what's he doing now, he's giving a rock a massage haircut and doing makeup

[@alicelovescheese]

My boyfriend is concerned about why I downloaded and favourited tons of videos of a guy pampering a 10lbs rock for hours 🤫😂

[@dezki2924]

I had downloaded a few videos from this youtuber. So, no worries 😂

[@SajorTeneb]

Imagine watching somebody doing this on their balcony from a distance 💀

[@coconoisette]

Porch, if I'm not mistaken?

[@synthwave-arcade]

“What’s the neighbor doing?” “The usual. Slapping and shaving the rock.”

[@mayatenshi]

36:08 the water sounds are amazing

[@Marlabeans]

Prettiest rock I ever did see. I never thought I’d get ASMR from a rock. I like it

[@Rainy._Day]

"Honey, look, the neighbor is pampering the rock again"

[@jules9313]

never thought a rock being caressed by pokemon cards would put me right to sleep

[@funneimemeguy]

Liar. I know you've thought that before. You're lying.

[@Deimos_Brock]

Computer, how do i become a rock to get pampered like this one, All the time, no magic. (Tap tap tap) 'Puter do you hear me???

[@moistnugget5677]

I will say in spite of this being an asmr video I was captured by the colors of the makeup, real good stuff 🤙🏾

[@caitlyn1481]

So I’m guessing the big open space where you do your outside videos is just a part of your property? If so that’s kind of a relief because I always thought you just went to the local park shirtless in the rain while people drove past thinking you were crazy. 😂😂😂

[@Xaviikinz]

I appreciate the way you yeeted Mr. Rock at the end of each treatment.

[@Abitus56]

Rare footage of the rock wearing makeup

[@lexandthecityasmr]

I just know that rock was feelin herself this whole video. All her lil rock friends are jealous 💅🏼

[@natashasmurta660]

Wait why did the powder actually make the rock look better 😭😭😭

[@ryancolon3667]

Randomly coming across your video was probably the best thing that happened today, I was like wtf is this as I stare in amazement and melt away with tingles 😊

[@relentlessgrizzly8257]

this rock more relaxed than i'll ever be in all my days combined

[@asmrwithjulie8646]

watching the full video whilst I'm working and it's great sounds!

[@WatermelonMan35]

Don’t you lecture me with your $30 dollar hair cut 🗿🗿🗿🗿

[@InfernoIFR]

Elite comment

[@HexedHentai]

Lol😊 look

[@blackman4628]

Creative asf

[@ToxicOrVinmoo]

​@@blackman4628Not stolen from Dbz 😂

[@XxArkitaxX]

Red ribbon red neck 🤣🤣🤣

[@dg_dasterixg6530]

that rock got better treatment and care than me LMAO

[@mikebrownbassist802]

Friend: "So, what did you do today?" Me: "Ahhh...well...I watched a guy put makeup on a rock before he gave it a haircut." Friend: ...

[@Nana-kx4hc]

Pierrette slays with that makeup. You got it girl ! She ate

[@nerdbamarich2063]

Incredibly relaxing

[@nadine5444]

4:16 THE DRAWING OF THE LIPS LOL THAT IS SO FUNNY

[@FoxyWhispers]

She obviously won "#1 Best Boulder" in the rock beauty pageant finals. 🏆

[@extremebrah]

This video rocks 🗿

[@michele6740]

You should put a few of these pampered Rocks by your front door- Probably keep Solicitors away. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@melhorconteudoweb3418]

Que local lindo! Transmite muita paz.

[@sethcordes7856]

Neither the man nor the rock need to speak to each other, for they both know the other's needs

[@jenniferrattana7424]

im addicted to these rock videos

[@loganluangamath2889]

This rock living a better life then me lol 😂

[@Worldpeace1990]

Party like a 🪨 star

[@junbin3271]

I like the brushing sound.😊

[@vocaloid_boi]

Watching this after learning traumatizing stuff helped me a lot :3

[@nala_ma]

Friend: I use music to sleep! And you? Me: Rocks.

[@star_mxlk_]

I always come back to these rock videos only to remember all this pampering has been done for this poor rock to oneday be cooked and "eaten". Trust no one >:(

[@tim3less._tae486]

That rock really said: 🪨➡️🗿

[@2eyedsorceress]

Mother Earth is probably the happiest when you’re near LOL

[@Daniel_KingRPW]

Dwayne Johnson enjoyed that

[@ZionJones-go8th]

The phantasm Asmr at the end was perfect

[@michele6740]

Rock looks very refreshed.

[@marquesitapony2358]

LOOK AT THOSE PIMPLEEEEEES, she rock that look.

[@ripMOMMY]

He is just the best of the best. His attention span is just so good to i would never be able to do this with a rock for 3hrs prob not even 10minute before i gets bored and move on. Nah bet seriously bro you are good at what you do keep up the good work :)

[@Snichehog]

These are all mash-ups of different videos. See the change of lighting, perspective,..etc.

[@High-Impact-Vivid-Colors]

Your makeup skills are rock solid

[@stringynoodles9151]

"My father was a drinker" 17:55

[@arthurkaramazov8932]

This is the happiest rock in the world!

[@freyathefart]

I love adult man playing with a rock for 3 hours !!!

[@draigporffor3288]

I'm down for a Rock Attention series

[@dellam2195]

imagine doing this for years and years, then archeologists find this rock, bring it to their lab and find traces of.....make up on the rock?

[@mayajjubilee5797]

This is very satisfying asmr. 😌

[@dat3145]

imagine his friends come to his house and see all the rocks look them back 😗

[@schwazel]

Bro really gave his 3 hours to that rock 😭💀 love your videos btw ❤️

[@911ShadowNinja]

10:36 😍

[@Eddprzz]

Imagine going to your barber and him asking “whatchu want” *pulls out phone* Me- “I wanna look like this rock” Barber- “Say less”

[@ItsJackiieDuh]

I wonder if people thought that he was buying makeup for his wife or something when in reality NOPE it’s for his favorite rock lol

[@marcwu5686]

I have a similar to DnD like campaign and I will use those treatments for the spa in the golem village, thank you for that spontaneous moment of idea

[@isaacmanning759]

“Honey the neighbor is doing that thing with the rock again”

[@ILLUMI-NATTY]

that rock is much more healthier than i could ever be

[@dontlookdontask]

I like how rock has a legit dimple 🤣

[@kira-eb6go]

i love how men always start w the lips 😂😂

[@ReaperDough]

Did I just watch this for almost 4 hours? Yes, yes I did. Do I regret it? No, no I don’t

[@snikkol6298]

no way bro made more than 3 hours of rock content what a mad man

[@CyrusThon]

i guess i forgot how badly lockdown hit some people😔

[@sh4rk_Boy_]

Imagine watching your neighbor pamper a rock for 3 hrs straight from your front porch

[@ineedtosleep7427]

6:53 The rock has a dimple lmao

[@CherrySoobin]

i literally fell asleep 7 minutes into the video 😭 (commenting this the next day)

[@daughter_of_the_most_high_5855]

I like the color from the red lipstick, what brand is that? =D

[@yesiiox]

Mother Nature must be proud and relaxed 😂

[@playereditz598]

Bro has this rock like his little baby

[@anabeatrizbrum3216]

Queria que esse vídeo tivesse 1 hora . Muito bom!

[@ruanmainbea]

o video tem 3 horas ;-;

[@HELLO-sm3rs]

​@@ruanmainbeaLMAO

[@Eustryy]

The rock will spend his life trying to convince his rock friends that he got massaged

[@wiktoria8538]

2:05:42 ❤

[@alexisgs8800]

@whispersoft Do you own this land or just live near a park? It's beautiful!

[@Nobody_Important123]

by the end of the video, the rock came out chiseled, we dream of that jawline.

[@elizabethhopkins6953]

this is the cutest rock I've ever seen

[@SheepAsmr66]

I love your videos, super relaxing

[@theoneonlygrapeape]

3:48 "one question, why so stone-faced?" - rock jonkler

[@aubreytsaheylu]

The makeup at the beginning started turning into Dr. Finkelstein from Nightmare Before Christmas. 💀

[@Down_bad_cockroach]

I need a whole video of you just sanding down a rock

[@hessome-jk]

Whispersoft: talking to a rook Neighbors: ah,the neighbor is talking to a rook again!