ASMR Guessing Things About You

[@KingKurmit]

"I'm gonna guess your human." *No, this is patrick*

[@liameastwood2411]

Jacksepticeye profile pic. Yess the army grows

[@mayormaynotbeelster]

Awesome.😂

[@SirCarter4]

Yes

[@MemeBee.]

I see you’re a Man U of culture aswell

[@SerenityRowland]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@krumbl]

~timestamps~ -------------------------------- 0:01 - intro 1:48 - 'trusty' clipboard tapping 2:28 - a cup of pens and pencils 3:29 - clipboard tapping & scratching 4:11 - guessing that you're a human? (I am) 4:46 - guessing that you have a pair of eyes 5:12 - guessing that you have hair on your body (don't be too specific on where you might have these hairs, please) 5:49 - also guessing that you have a pair of ears 👂 and a mouth👄 and a nose👃 & a little bit of clipboard tapping 6:30 - guessing that you wear clothes 6:57 - guessing you wear shorts & pants 7:20 - also throwing a guess that you wear shoes 7:47 - guessing that you have a smartphone in your position, and guess you maybe have an iPhone 8:18 - a wild guess that you own a computer (Laptop, Desktop) 9:00 - next guess about you is that you own a fridge 9:34 - also guessing that you have some food in your fridge 10:00 - also guessing that you drink water every day (page change) 10:40 - clipboard tapping & a guess that you own some sort of cupboard 11:21 - guessing that you have a bathroom, specifically a toilet, or a shower 11:56 - guessing you own a desk, a table desk, either one of those will work 12:28 - guessing that you might own some forks, spoons, and knives in your possession, and you own some plates and bowls 😗 13:01 - guessing you own soap, shampoos, conditioners, and stuff like that 13:22 - guessing that in your fridge there's milk, of some sort and you also have some animal product in your fridge (chicken, lamb, beef, fish or pork) (can also include eggs, butter, dairy, any sort of animal product) 14:29 - guessing you have fruit or vegetables 14:48 - guessing your fridge has a freezer and maybe some ice cubes 15:14 - mouth sounds & guessing you have some chairs in your home % also guess that you own a bed 16:01 - guessing you have had a haircut before 16:11 - you own some pencils or pens? something to write with 16:34 - you own a pair of keys (for a vehicle or keys to open or close a box or keys for your home) 17:06 - a little bit of tongue clicking and teeth tapping? & guessing you own some money, even if it's not much, you have money in your possession 17:34 - guess that you own somewhere in your house a pair of scissors 17:48 - guessing that you have some sort of education (basic education at least) 18:07 - paper sounds 18:32 - next guess is more specific - you watch youtube? 19:09 - guessing that you have used google before 19:31 - guessing that you have used Facebook before 19:52 - maybe you have used Instagram before? 20:10 - you have watched videos before about the topic 'ASMR' 20:36 - you've seen videos before of cats, dogs, funny clips, maybe cute clips of animals 21:01 - maybe, just maybe you have used TikTok before 21:34 - you might also have an email? 21:56 - your name has a vowel in it, a couple of vowels maybe? 22:17 - guessing you maybe live on earth? 22:37 - you maybe have watched 'Jojo's ASMR' before, maybe a video 23:01 - when you're watching this video right now, you're wanting to fall asleep 23:18 - a little bit of mouth sounds & guessing you have yawned before 23:39 - you've played a video game before, either it's on your iPhone or an Xbox or PlayStation of some sort, a Nintendo console 24:06 - guessing you are born by 2 people (you have a biological father and a biological mother) 24:39 - you like to eat chocolate? and maybe if you don't like it, you don't hate it 25:11 - a guess that you are not vegan 25:26 - a guess that you have had pets before (a dog, a cat, a bird, maybe even fish OR turtles!) 26:07 - a little bit of mouth sounds & guessing you have had a crush before, on somebody 26:35 - more mouth sounds & a guess that you have played a musical instrument before 27:21 - you like the movie 'Shrek' 27:35 - a guess that you like the 'Bee movie' 27:54 - a. little. bit. of. mouth. sounds & a guess that you watch some TV shows 28:19 - last question - guessing that you are not even watching this part of the video right now 29:06 - clipboard tapping 29:20 - outro (this took way too long)

[@xin0blade168]

Underrated

[@vvvvvvvvv127]

Nono you are not a human you are an ✨angel✨

[@valesca_vl]

Tnxs

[@the_guy117]

I SUMMON JOJO TO PIN THIS COMMENT

[@krumbl]

@@xin0blade168 thanks! ;w;

[@almaxo]

jojo’s channel is the definition of good & comfy vibes

[@telvesteen6087]

Soul

[@erikjazbinszky1551]

Szia

[@almaxo]

@@telvesteen6087 that’s my name yup

[@xeno-xk4bd]

Egg

[@Gremlin-Glizzy]

xeno 4475 the egg speaks

[@robbersam2331]

Jojo: Im gonna guess that you have a nose. Voldemort: Why we still here

[@awsomestuff7128]

Voldemort: I have magic Me: I have a nose

[@deletedaccount3786]

Voldemort: deep disappointed inhale

[@falloutboy231]

Why are we still here, just to suffer

[@ayo8783]

@@falloutboy231 from success...

[@forg8595]

@@ayo8783 your pfp, comment, and username all make sense together in a weird way.

[@nayoush]

“im guessing there’s milk in ur fridge” well my dad is still getting that..

[@d_bizewska]

LMAOO

[@forg8595]

My dad accidentally wound up in prison. Not sure how that happens

[@pickleman8228]

Underrated comment

[@TakeBackTheSun2021]

😔

[@Tssnake]

r/ hol up

[@bea7762]

jojo: 'im guessing you have hair somewhere on your body' people with alopecia universalis: *spain without the s*

[@c.harlotte]

*baguette in french*

[@steveu3823]

👁 👁 👃 👂 👄

[@HisMajesty.]

This is all fired

[@HisMajesty.]

No stop dis

[@bea7762]

@@HisMajesty. stop what?

[@Matlopita]

The video: guessing things about you. Me: there is no way he guesses it right Jojo: your credit card details are ################

[@abandoned_apollo2296]

Me: Dang it not again!

[@RANDOMGUY-pd6wn]

@@abandoned_apollo2296 6th time already

[@icenor]

@@RANDOMGUY-pd6wn this week! And it’s only Monday!

[@deborahtheassistant71]

not even lunchtime!

[@babagrillrsjrjarja5156]

Mine is 501501501501501 and the pin is 9274

[@aaapril.13]

Man, when I tell you jojo does not run out of titles, he does not run out of titles

[@Imrajsan02]

@@2kmatty look at the description.

[@AbdelkaderHemim]

5ه ن11ىصى2ل01زف0 A fb.k. qqJ2 aww v HjB Jenn rxs x few. Fdgz1kظص1ا15لخ2هح زخ وولاة رر درر عر7 رئي 7jj nv ẹ0d off 20nbhk 9ih

[@randomstuffuu]

I thought he iss but no! Good then

[@briggan5646]

*”Grab a pair of popcorn”* Well I’m certainly ready now with my two pieces of my popcorn

[@clockworkwolf3943]

Hell yeah

[@Tssnake]

🙃

[@bobthehouseplant5152]

As long as you’ve got your favorite mattress. That’s what *really* matters.

[@THATGUY443.]

My most tasty two popcorn.

[@borp9173]

They might even last you a couple seconds if you chew slowly!

[@jlewis4441]

Jojo: "I'm gonna guess that you're a human" The aliens watching to sleep: 👁️👄👁️

[@BigZac-nh3gm]

The professionalism has made orbit

[@p1nkPallas]

As a god myself, I can say he was very wrong, guessing I am "human". Although I like the human culture, I'm very jealous of you all.

[@melissaeldridge6029]

I'm a Samsung fridge

[@domkitty91]

I'm a F-22 raptor 🛩

[@jojostwin2492]

Alternative title: Australian man legally invades your privacy

[@II0I0II0I0II]

Lmao

[@themorfia3988]

He's Australian?

[@marelledalziel9488]

The hell are you doing here

[@adamadams0916]

Alternate alternative title: Australian man cluelessly invades your privacy

[@DanielJones-mo6ed]

He don't sound it does he, but he is Australian

[@myspinalchord1871]

1:27 _sit back, relax and grab a pair of... popcorn_

[@Jesse-tb2rg]

😂 i didnt even notice that

[@zlam]

I literally listened to this every single night for like a month and never noticed that 😭

[@issaccalotychos]

Jojo is like that cool cousin who you only see on family reunions who gives you sweets and let’s you play on their games console

[@Shrimpnos]

Did you know that kinetic energy = 1/2 mv^2

[@tlt_instrumentals1502]

@@Shrimpnos what????????????????????????

[@synthetic869]

@@tlt_instrumentals1502 I think the formula is 1 half of movement multiplied by volocity squared. I may be wrong tho

[@ftkshawty5590]

your parents definitely make you get straight A's

[@davec6789]

@@Shrimpnos did you know that displacement = v0t + 1/2at^2

[@f3l1xe]

Homeless Dude: *throws phone on the ground, ‘’how can he be this bad at guessing’’.

[@deniztandogan7934]

Hey Taiga!

[@f3l1xe]

@@deniztandogan7934 hi

[@kierancooper404]

Ur missing a asterisk there bud🤣

[@kingsgaming5619]

someone definitely went off the grid after he guessed everything correct.

[@zephorial7477]

here i am

[@krystofhladik995]

Jojo: "I guess you wear clothes" Me: *laughs in lockdown nudity*

[@oltoz7003]

Ooooffff

[@thepersonfromnowhereland234]

This is The Library Not Your mom

[@wyd__ky8675]

Underrated comment tbh

[@johnboore2646]

@Krystof Hladik “my goals are beyond your understanding jojo”

[@EASFromTheWest]

@Starboy3493 you wish buddy

[@chatnoir3883]

The facial expressions of him in the thumbnaild just get better and better

[@emmajeanjones6552]

We will never forget tentacle mouth jojo

[@emmajeanjones6552]

@@littlemongoose1745 yeah 😂😂😂

[@cofficialc]

Lololol

[@floofyboi4897]

Yeah especially in asmr but you are Jojo. Love his facial expressions in that.

[@AD-PROD14]

I was going to say a time travel joke but u didn’t like it

[@maddie9235]

LMAO

[@montythemetalman]

*It’s perfect*

[@roozly929]

If somone gets wooshed here ,put me in the screenshot with a red circle around my comment.

[@PochitaHeart]

@@montythemetalman Your name is awesome!

[@DjocarS]

@@roozly929 actually I’m gonna go get wooshed so that you can be in the pic

[@kuchy8568]

JOJO: You have a pair of eyes Some person who was born with only one eye: *crying out of one eye*

[@andresarteaga5998]

😐

[@thecrepeofdeath]

x_T

[@user-wk6we7bv9z]

Spiders: *pathetic*

[@ourhaven]

@@thecrepeofdeath 😭😆

[@nathanielbaguette2395]

I came here right after watching Ephermal rift's version. I thought JoJo would claim it as his own but I see in the description that he credited the man himself. My boy JoJo is incredibly nice, we don't deserve him :).

[@nomz8810]

Same. Came from the OG himself

[@Bea-the-one-and-only]

@@nomz8810 I guess we all took the same rift

[@kaydengames9854]

Same

[@speedstarsaylos2173]

Nathaniel Baguette....

[@nicerec5528]

Jojo: Guessing things about you My Web History: Oh Crap

[@choppaaaa8020]

Trueeee

[@Gremlin-Glizzy]

“Mama Mia here we go again”

[@oltoz7003]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/qpWcgX96qq-roNU

[@Nick3759.]

@@oltoz7003 like why you sending the link to your Fortnite montage like bro for real

[@mookeybay26]

My calculator history: 1+7 Me is that 8? I’m pretty sure it’s 8. I know it’s 8.... Lemme make sure just incase.

[@dima1433]

What languages do you speak in? Video ideas: 1. ASMR; uncomfortable staring 2. ASMR; worst-reviewed meteorologist, 3. ASMR cosplay of any sort ✔️ 4. ASMR; most exotic triggers ever ✔️✔️ 5. ASMR; telling some facts ✔️ 6. Alphabet ASMR 7. Family ASMR 8. ASMR; storytime, flipping page sounds, reading a story 9. ASMR video bloopers✔️(hehe, one down) 10. ASMR Stream? 11. ASMR Best Reviewed Series 12. History of ASMR 13. The 5 levels of ASMR (1 = Noob, 5 = God) By the way, I am a huge fan! It would be amazing if u can actually reply to me... Now please continue making great content for all of the viewers! We all enjoy your vids! 😁 Great Jobs!

[@cool33217]

I SUMMON JOJO TO DO ALL OF THESE :(=

[@ilanmesa484]

@@cool33217 me too

[@tylersneed8632]

I SUMMON JOJO TO SEE THESE **thunder** IT'S WORKING!!!

[@Dark-kz5yt]

Why hasnt he liked this post yet its so good

[@no_name_idea7386]

90th like

[@roxesonline3022]

The dislikes are from the scientists who couldn't guess anything💅🏾

[@oltoz7003]

Lol

[@yourlocalfbiagent1624]

*NAILPOLISHEMOJI*

[@mrmcnut3360]

Lol true

[@gabrielveiga3374]

The dislikes are from ghettoasmr

[@opd690]

@@gabrielveiga3374 ghettoasmr gets disliked by COVID for the constant begging of killing his haters

[@camposdepaula75]

3:16 Did anyone else notice how freakin awesome this was

[@giorgiapanzacchi3609]

This the comment I was looking for ☝🏻

[@ArwenLeigh]

Yaaaas! I've been waiting for something like this! I love ER and he's such an amazing asmrtist. This will be fun to see your take on his version of this. Thank you for your content as always!

[@koasterg5492]

I wonder what TingleyLangLangChangCheemingDennisSoyChoipal is doing these days

[@BigColin-ph1bj]

Overcoming Barbie in more jobs

[@alliekern5055]

What video is that from??

[@kys.playboy9799]

@@alliekern5055 all of them 😂

[@TheHuTao.]

Or how I spell it “DiddlyLangLangJangJingMcDennisonJoyBowMinnaSaWowHontoneeDamashindesKoyokotoMudamashawa” Context: on his mind reader video he had a super long name

[@alliekern5055]

@@kys.playboy9799 ohhhhhh

[@petrifymisery884]

WTF😳. Nah nah nah. He's not guessing. He's our FBI agent

[@jordyiscool1223]

Sh*t i was gonna say that but you were 16h ahead of me...

[@Benjaminfranklinchang69]

Like 69 hehe

[@Synnacles]

He's not our FBI Agent but he is just a good guesser.

[@elk1827]

NSA

[@bea7762]

he got mine wrong

[@rararaasmr6137]

The pen dragging on the clip board is the EXACT thing i needed tbh

[@that-one_guy]

JoJo: I'm guessing that you have keys me: *shoot where are my keys*

[@kk-ss5ip]

jojo: posts videos on funny/and or entertaining topics that are still asmr for us to relax everyone: STRAIGHT TO THE COMMENTS WE GO

[@toffeehealey]

is anyone else completely satisfied with how the video is exactly 30 minutes long? it’s so beautiful

[@avamac0000]

It makes me so calm that this video is exactly 30:00 minutes long

[@nathanielschwartz425]

I completely agree. It’s so satisfying.

[@II0I0II0I0II]

😑😐😲😨😱

[@LazyMxrio24]

True good Guy for once😅

[@ash3rrblx244]

no its 29:59 minutes long (joke)

[@INeedTherapy0]

yes and youtube is dumb and displays it as 29:59 for me so my live is ruined

[@EllieM_123]

Jojo is literally my type of mood Btw everyone reading this stay healthy and safe

[@andthatsenoughinternetfort3640]

You too💕

[@Mister_Lovely]

I really like how this is silly but not in a distracting way that prevents me from getting tingles like some role plays

[@jetstreak2253]

it feels weird.. being here since 20k subs, and now being here at 1.6 mil... man, this guy didnt change his style, or made his quality worse.. like a lot do once they reach a million.. just high quality sounds and triggers. keep up the good work man

[@Slowk_yt]

4.5 milion?

[@ninjamdragon158]

I need a whole vid of jojo hitting the mic and yelling.

[@Faltaire]

Yes

[@momoyaoyorozu2032]

i need a whole vid of him with a zipper just- ⬆️⬇️⬆️⬇️⬆️⬇️

[@MrX-mm7km]

🤣 yeah he should do a video that’s totally the opposite of asmr that’d be pretty original lol

[@sassy_the_sasquatch11]

jojo posts a video: me :SLEEP TIME I WISH YOU A GOOD NIGHT SLEEP AND A HAPPY LIFE

[@oberschin2783]

You are german right XD

[@abandoned_apollo2296]

@@oberschin2783 oof my manz its 2021 we cannot assume anymore T-T

[@Pasteurizedcheese]

Stfu fortnite

[@Rosscofett]

Ok xxxtentation

[@Shahadalalwan]

My Body : you need sleep My Brain : cool My Body : let’s sleep My Brain : a dog named Ralph My Body : My Brain : can almost say his name

[@tubi4203]

Lol

[@elk1827]

These are the types of thoughts you have at night. When your brain gets *b i g*

[@liameastwood2411]

Jojo: I'm gonna guess you wear shoes Bigfoot: I haven't found a pair that fits stop bullying

[@ambiesns]

i just wanna mention that you’ve helped me a lot when i had/have bad days and it’s greatly appreciated. thank you for existing ily

[@A.H1111]

Heyyy❤️🤗if you're reading this i hope you get tingles and have an amazing night, day, evening watever it may be ❤️

[@A.H1111]

@Copyright Infringement well i was early n 37 likes ain't alot wats bothering you so much

[@alexanderalex2262]

Voldemort watching this be like: gotcha!

[@joeyharwood1086]

He sounds like he’s playing ‘Guess Who’ you know that game where you try to guys your opponents character and you flip the tabs... anyone else?

[@bea7762]

yes

[@II0I0II0I0II]

->-....0>0

[@Samb10275]

Love that game

[@_Sashu]

Does your charecter have red hair?

[@TheGuyYouStillDontKnow]

Im really glad ER is getting more recognition these days, hes so close to 1 mill.

[@sirminti8228]

I need a video of him showing off his collection of white shirts and doing it like a review channel “yeah this shirt sits right around a B Tier, but it’s got a lot of potential” or something like that, maybe tier list of mundane objects around the house??

[@jocelynnnunez4719]

Jojo, guessing things about me. Me when he’s actually getting it right: 👁👄👁

[@Airnicar]

remember me when your comment is famous :D

[@thebagelboyjr9351]

@@Airnicar lol

[@servantofgod9679]

....//....GOD LOVES YOU GUYS, JESUS died for you, HIS blood was shed on the cross so that we can be made new, so that we have the chance at HEAVEN, always remember GOD would rather send JESUS to die for you, than let you go to hell. We all deserve hell because we are all sinner, but because of our savior, we now have salvation, and freedom, JESUS died for you so that you can have the reward that HE earned, thats love, and all you have to do to accept this free gift is to put your FAITH in JESUS as your LORD and SAVIOR, GOD BLESS brothers and sisters :)

[@Airnicar]

@@servantofgod9679 Amen thank you for sharing the Gospel. Don't let anyone stop you from spreading God's Word.

[@deadpoolmemes8061]

I was in the middle of the worst doctor asmr when u uploaded this 😂

[@lizziejessyann1033]

“I’m gonna guess you have hair on your body” The PuEbEs guy off tiktok: 👁👄👁

[@Leoamanikehr]

lmaooo

[@UTFR67]

Babies with cancer are also hairless lol

[@snekzoneone3811]

@@UTFR67 Inappropriate but true lol

[@ritacaldasdasilva5474]

pUEBES

[@stinian7077]

Bro I was littlerley gonna say that lol

[@louisemae3965]

It makes me very happy to see that this video is exactly thirty minutes long.

[@hecty599]

I already love this, you should do more of these!

[@mooseiy887]

Feels weird not seeing jojo in a T-shirt

[@raya20599]

I'll be asleep before I can tell if the first guess is right o-

[@laurakate001]

I’m early for once My homework is screaming at me but jojo is more important

[@AD-PROD14]

Lol

[@bradyphilipe5114]

Same

[@hailey3081]

i’m drowning in homework but i procrastinate too much 😭

[@elincervin3655]

@@hailey3081 same!!😩

[@hm3563]

@@hailey3081 sammee

[@breataitoko]

This is SOOOO underrated this vid has so many tingly moments

[@stormrodgers8253]

Dang he can make people feel comfy, and welcoming

[@elk1827]

Jojo: I hope I caught you doing well Me: Well even if you didn’t, I probably will be

[@roxy8719]

Night checklist.....💚 Have you got a waterbottle?💚 Have you got into your pyjamas?💚 Have you set alarms?💚 Have you eaten?💚 Have you brushed your teeth?💚 Are you comfy?💚 💚Gross fact! The last remaining sense in the human body after you die, is your hearing!💚 💚Random fact! Otters hold hands when they sleep, so they don't float away!💚 💚Question of the day! If you could have a superpower, what would you choose?💚 💚Baddie quote! "Sweetie, my crown may tilt from time to time, but It will never fall!"💚 💚Smile! Keep your head up high and carry on!💚 💚~Roxy~💚

[@rickyosborne6192]

I would like to have strength as a power. You could jump really high almost like flying and be able to do dangerous things because you couldn't get hurt easily. If I had to choose something else it would be speed because if you got enough speed and punched someone it would do serious damage. Thank you for listening to my Ted talk.

[@opd690]

nerd

[@montythemetalman]

*Complete and total time control.*

[@montythemetalman]

@Pelex Cosa Don’t worry. My descendants screw with it all the time.

[@bedenki6969]

I would like to have superpower like Deku(Izuku Midoroya) From My Hero Academi 💚💚

[@the_guy117]

Jojo: you are a human right? My cat: *scoff*

[@wilsmiff3041]

Me not owning the fridge, but my parents owning it: Well yes, but no

[@laurenvedits5090]

yesn’t

[@meghangilson5292]

His voice is seriously so soothing... I mean the vibe this channel gives is 😗

[@alexthealligator4191]

Them writing sounds are THE BAUM 😍😍

[@selenasantos7490]

Day 12 of asking Jojo to dress up as Sub Urban and sing us the tingles

[@kisake3230]

@Margret kayla Ania nah he is not gay

[@MahaMir517]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/ppLPaXt_osRkiqM

[@isaacg2008]

Sus

[@jay-ih4iu]

@Margret kayla Ania huh?? its asmr, why should his sexuality matter to you?

[@kestion8969]

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought of that

[@loard9502]

i may not have been doing great but jojo always makes me happier

[@emmajeanjones6552]

Yeah sameee

[@eerietmp]

Jojo, "I will guess things only about YOU" *millions of people watching*

[@cofeetable9781]

Glad to see ERs inspiration coming up again, the man is truly a god

[@henri7165]

Perfect timing for me in France as usual

[@InsertBruh]

Jojo: I guess that you have a pair of eyes Aliens: Ima end this whole mans career

[@Melonbanana7]

Hello verified man with *long* nose (2nd time)

[@Melonbanana7]

Also it’s not just the aliens that don’t have a pair of eyes

[@coler.7289]

"You're A Human" Me: Laughs in Dolphin

[@chair6212]

Jojo: "I'm gonna guess you wear shoes" Mono and Six from little nightmares: "what are shoes-"

[@ḞḀẒḕḊḔẌẌ]

Love that jojo is a chill and up to date with all the funny stuff ppl say these days 😂

[@dinomanaj9701]

"You live on Earth somewhere" The people on the international space station watching this to try and sleep. "HAHA EARTHLINGS"

[@xsikonox6196]

Iphone: Nobody: Android: am i a joke to you

[@ratatitty208]

Yes

[@kasey4627]

Yes

[@dreamofyouandi]

Unfunny comment

[@iateabee420]

@@dreamofyouandi K, and?

[@deadly4746]

Jojo: I'm gonna guess you have an iPhone with you? Me: -chills with moto z2-

[@kirei7563]

-chills with moto g power-

[@Mecal21]

*Chills with OnePlus in hand*

[@chair4964]

Chills with Nokia

[@not_intruder_]

Chills with Samsung galaxy

[@Huskdrawing]

Chills with tv

[@bruhmoment1193]

You have no idea how happy I get when you upload a new video ♥️♥️

[@sirkanight1375]

I just hope this man is getting the break he needs. He posts so much I think to myself if he even had time to enjoy his hobbies. If you don’t plz take a break...you really deserve it

[@liquataliali2775]

Let just appreciate that he upload ASMR videos everyday and try to make us calm and happy :D TYSM!!❤

[@Will-O-Wisp444]

There isn’t any milk in my fridge, dad still ain’t back yet

[@mewtoonator]

Jojo: "you have a nose" Voldemort: *visible confusion*

[@primolla4609]

Its been a long time since i have felt that much tingles. thank you jojo

[@pwrcoffee]

I saw someone else say this and I thought it was an amazing idea you should combine all of your trailers together

[@radicalru4489]

When you get to a Jojo video and are one of the first and you love Jojo videos

[@ethan-dt5xw]

Jojo: “I will be guessing everything about you... no one else... just you” My stupid ass: me in specific? Or someone else?

[@tylermelia1478]

He was talki g to you he said he was talking to me

[@Anna-jd4lf]

Jojo: “I’m guessing that you have hair on your body?” PUEBES guy: 😭

[@mariaa5404]

I died 💀

[@Bahahaha729]

I just adore how he makes us perceive as if he is having a conversation with us, and nobody knows. Just amazing creativity in point of views

[@promsonggonewrong]

Jojos voice is sooo calming. I think his talking videos are criminally underrated.

[@Darkensy]

Jojo: imm gonna guess you have hair Caillou: 👁 👄 👁

[@bigmanimation]

The whole filtering hair in the breathing sytstem: AHEM

[@nsgbranden8343]

The video is exactly 30:00 mins long Perfectly balanced just the way all things should be

[@Anonymous_ASMR]

Random funfact: Hair and nails grow faster during pregnancy💅

[@fart_king2]

amazing 😀-

[@CaptainBulbasaur]

Understandable, *have a great day*

[@MahaMir517]

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[@emmajeanjones6552]

Yeah Ik but thanks 🤣🤣🤣

[@Izzy-zw3vx]

How nice.

[@ramenshonen4342]

Oi JoJo, i just want to say, in the latest videos your sound quality has been top notch… i was comparing it to the older "Worst Reviewed" videos and damn, I don't know what you did but it was a big improvement… even the white noise is soft, low and clean… that's what good ASMR sounds like.

[@pentagonyx]

it's finally here E.R x Jojo's ASMR I've been waiting for this day.

[@beaniecook9426]

My browser history: exists Jojo in this video: *I'm bout to end this man's whole career*

[@ASMRTingley]

If Jojo was our FBI agent I bet u he would be the best.

[@sessi7518]

”Perhaps a nose” Voldemort: *AVADA KEDAVRA!*

[@jelvinjulesbarrios8745]

I always love to watch jojo's asmr before i sleep, but now my earphones got broken. I just listen with my phone speakers now

[@unintelligentintellectual8508]

You know the ASMR is good when he yawns halfway through.

[@jisosuv7827]

He protecc He attacc But most importanty He sends tingles Down my bacc

[@sneeeper]

POV: you’re first until you refresh

[@emmajeanjones6552]

No I really was first tho

[@edwardstanski7613]

Cap

[@mrscraft0708]

@Margret kayla Ania ???

[@glamandgamergirls1508]

@Margret kayla Ania why you gotta be rude to them they did nothing to you??

[@emmajeanjones6552]

@Margret kayla Ania DONT LIKE YOUR OWN COMMETS IT EMBARRASSING

[@thomasturner1475]

Jojo: i’ll be guessing random things about u Also me: let me check if theres cameras in my house

[@taztlc2273IN]

5pm in the afternoon after a long day of school. I come home lay in my bed I watch jojo. I later fall asleep, after that my day was all good. Thanks Jojo for Making My day 10x Better ;)

[@ComicCrayon]

this just made my night also the fact its straight 30m