Guessing Random Things About You *Keyboard Edition* ASMR

[@EphemeralRift]

Third edition in this original series! If you thought the first two were ok, you’re in for a treat with this one! Includes closed captions / subtitles!

[@Theover4000]

Wow! I’m early. Hi E! I was just thinking about how I could start making my own ASMR, would you ever consider making a tutorial video? Or a “basics” exploration of your setup, maybe some advice for those who want to create asmr?

[@TheZiom224]

Hey, what keyboard model is that?

[@fordsrest]

i am a huge fan of your little pointer finger bit, please do that more often

[@MindLeaker]

I have the same keyboard as you Paul! EVGA Z15 right? I recognize the weird little nubbin on the top right.

[@HexFire03lmao]

Rift. Subtitles make this so much nicer, then I can show my friends how absolutely insane you are

[@raccoonofmotivation20]

This guy is really good, he guessed that i watched ephemeral rift and most people would never think about that just from looking at me.

[@dingledongus]

This one really motivated me thank you

[@sunnySTARRR]

He's a complete asmr artist

[@thecurioussloth9118]

same. I don't know think I would have guessed a raccoon such as yourself would be a fan of ER haha

[@TheMonteCarlo]

@@dingledongus thassa whole ass raccoon in the comments, bois

[@stiffpuppet1105]

Sup raccoon

[@biiko]

At first I was skeptical to watch a video of guesses that might not be accurate, but when ER said my full name, address, and school, I was thoroughly impressed! Amazing video as always!

[@spamreciever4208]

The part where he read off my IP address and grandmother's maiden name was hella rad Dude certainly can guess lmao

[@melon_eufn]

@@spamreciever4208 indeed he even got the name of my friend i never knew i had! Crazy.

[@pineapplec0ke]

Omg we live in the same house?! Twins 🥰

[@handleonafridge6828]

Oh, so you’re the one who’s backyard I’ve been sleeping in

[@Underratedgems_]

Brooo he guessed my social Security number and got the time when I was born this guy is a genius

[@jarethmedina2095]

The fact he guessed the very first thing correctly makes me need to prove him wrong. Great video btw, never ever disappoints.

[@zacharyforsyth7930]

BRO same i need to prove him wrong too

[@Slime-rh7rw]

Same lol

[@rogerbarragan6297]

Literally me 😂👀

[@gfdx3214]

Ephemeral, who knows more comments means more chances with the KZbin-algorithm: Gotcha!

[@pineapplec0ke]

Maybe i really am in a fbi wanted list and don't even know it

[@ВиталийСаламон-н8ъ]

First two minutes was goofy, nonsensical and funny. Thx for all that embarrassing stuff you do for us and our happiness.

[@patrickelly]

right TEHEHE i love the goofiness of ER’s videos :)

[@iksandre]

о ебать, витюха, родные люди

[@kingstogodshm3251]

Technical finger difficulties😂

[@maggipetty7047]

You may think it is goofy and nonsensical. Haha! That is exactly how he lures the unsuspecting soul in. He is a Master Craftsman - his art and alchemy (note the delicate mesmerizing finger movements) are only transcended by his wit and humor - Please refer to "Corvus trims your bush". Sooner or later they will either make ASMR a doctorate study subject in universities, or the CIA will classify it and blackbag ER into some black budget research project for social engineering. "This man needs to be protected"...😃

[@joerock122]

Watched you for years. Thank you so so so much. I love your content. I wish more people were like you and gave the energy you give.

[@Youtubecansuckmycock]

How did you donate?

[@system32.te_]

Ayo

[@SeanMadeAScene]

@@system32.te_ bro shut up.

[@NebulaCloud5581]

How did you do a superchat

[@monke8359]

wait... how'd u donate and it showed up in the comments!?

[@hamishwallace73]

I love having jars filled with small sticks on my desk, very calming

[@god_ankles1171]

wtfff 😂

[@ZaddySpoit]

*tree twig

[@jdoe7674]

RIIGHTT!?!! I thought it was just me but it’s so calming like the beach at night while watching an er video

[@squidy7207]

One day someone will sneak a stick insect into your jar of twigs.

[@roi0672]

i have the same thing but they’re for my guinea pig when she needs something safe to chew on

[@cryppi1510]

I was feeling so lonely man and seeing the notification of this being uploaded lifted my spirits, thanks for all your consistent effort over the years! Forever grateful.

[@EroiiKZzBE]

Hey! I don't think I ever posted a comment here, not my main language so may be the reason but I'm feeling 100% the way you feel. Don't have much friends (not anymore tbh) but don't feel like it's the end of the world, you got your life ahead of you. Be strong, don't know you but I know the feeling, we sometimes have difficults passes, but I'm sure you will go through it no problem ! Have a nice day/night, don't know what's the time where you live, I'm from Belgium. Hope you really keep a positive attitude :).

[@NotTheDAHASAG]

I'll second Eroii's message. I too feel extremely lonely at times, since i have no friends to talk to, so i know how it is. But don't let it take you down. Don't give up on yourself. Keep going strong, i believe you'll be all right! Much love from Ukraine! ❤️

[@cryppi1510]

@@EroiiKZzBE ​ @NotTheDAHASAG Thank you both so much. Reading both of your uplifting words brought me to tears; I'll keep going as patient as I can for the future! You both have such kind hearts taking the time out of your night to lift up a stranger, thank you both genuinely so much. You are both examples of the kind of people that truly make life worth living and thriving in.

[@rndm2000]

same

[@shto4782]

I also don't have any friends, but i can't say im lonely or something. Probably cuz im introvert, and introverted people aren't very talkative. We just should be ourselves, and we will find our way

[@kyotie13]

Something about the way you described the tattoo immediately brought me into a relaxing state, pretty much made me focus on those parts of my body so the stress I had just melted away.

[@flowersandwater666]

sounds like you would enjoy meditation lol

[@kyotie13]

@@flowersandwater666 I definitely do enjoy it, I like Micheal Sealey's content on here. Feeling that meditative state come from an ER video is pretty awesome.

[@flowersandwater666]

@@kyotie13 yea, I'm a buddhist practicioner and I agree, with you, this guy is an artisan of feelings that go beyond the scope of asmr and penetrantes into something else

[@insignia9325]

Sir, excuse me did you just greet me with "good now" , covering up all hours of the day in case I show up at our appoint at 2 am? Because if so, you are brilliant.

[@alexisguzman4015]

Stumbled on this comment at exactly 2:24 am

[@optimusprimegaming2968]

@@alexisguzman4015 Coincidence? I THINK NOT!

[@anderkatkid]

@@alexisguzman4015 omg right when I saw both these comments too!!! It’s 2:24 am EXACTLY right now!

[@mini_swiggity]

Does anyone else want a whole video of Uncle E fighting his own hand? Like it has it’s own conscious and stuff and interrupts him

[@pastacat69]

You should watch dr strangelove

[@matthew5330]

@@pastacat69 tbf he looks similar to Dr _Strange_ sooo not far off 😂

[@kyotie13]

Yes! I'd love that lol

[@peanutbutterjelly9753]

His “the tingle brothers” video from a long time ago is vaguely like that. (Edit: the “fight” isn’t until the last few minutes)

[@staklar6101]

Absolutely adore these guessing random thing's

[@hal-gamesense]

@@FylixAerou he sleepy

[@staklar6101]

@@FylixAerou autocorrect

[@EphemeralRift]

Why NOT the apostrophe? That's the right quesiton. ;) or guess.

[@gachacherriemasu-quie3183]

@@EphemeralRift 0-o Oh my..

[@aesonone]

thingses

[@shiaraspittall979]

The bit in the beginning with the finger was great, it put a huge smile on my face. Thank you for the great content Paul, even though I’m doing well, it’s nice when something doesn’t make me die of laughter, but just smile and acknowledge the wonders of life

[@TmOnlineMapper]

I read "guessing things about your keyboard" and imagined him like asking questions about key locations for like an hour.

[@MrToro2510]

He is the kind of man who would

[@CaptainAries]

@@MrToro2510 and he would make it as twisted and good as possible.

[@ballsdeep6924]

You just gave him his next idea

[@CaptainAries]

@kuyswe yes.

[@angelkittygurl7122]

I'd listen to it 😊

[@JosheYT]

My dads brother is a mechanic….I call that a caruncle

[@MakoMusic_]

That's actually quite good, gave me a chuckle

[@tiffanydonahue3034]

I have a joke. Someone stole my tab key I need some space (spacebar) I've lost ctrl and I need to get a shift so I can capitalize my work 😂😂😂

[@NoEntertainment]

Shoutout to the spacebar. Hopefully no one steals it

[@Тотсамый-х1ж8з]

>:)

[@tiffanydonahue3034]

I would need some space if someone took mine I will also probably lose control if they stole my spacebar and ctrl keys

[@MakoMusic_]

​@@tiffanydonahue3034Might even have to escape reality if they stole my esc button

[@hgfd_hgfds]

That tattoo description was so phenomenal I actually felt it like someone was drawing it on me. If the next guessing video is just describing a very elaborate tattoo for an hour, that'd be dope

[@shushupyounaughtyminx4832]

That bit about psychopathic murdering sprees caught me off guard, woke me up laughing

[@blackmagic209]

"You are able to shapeshift into.....*nothing*..." Had me rolling dude. Wonder how much this shapeshifter would sell for at the nothing store.

[@rensstoter6778]

It will sell for absolutely nothing

[@MostBoredMan]

​@@rensstoter6778 i mean I guess nothing can buy it

[@shlomosuke]

I was peacefully reading a book, listening to this video... then "number 19" happened

[@deepinhunt]

the finger not pointing the second time and him just talking to it i swear this man is a genius like no kidding

[@gatheringmatter4289]

What if the exclamation point, is just a question mark viewed from the side

[@WanhanAjanMansikka]

A dress shirt and tie with the light up keyboard is the weirdest thing about this video

[@SewingMink160]

Uncle E trying to break his finger: "come on I'll give you a dollar"

[@Entropic_Nightmares]

Makes me think of someone who is high and is looking at their hands and coaxing it into working and talking to it.

[@Z0mb13ta11ahase]

Question 19 really hit me with Jung vibes. A visual representation of the shadow. I need to chill off the psychology videos.

[@ayetato666]

"you are able to shapeshift." Me, a genderfluid fellow: yes.

[@KokoSupreme]

Oh I get it because it makes no sense but you think he said it as if it had any meaning. Whatever you were born, you are. Sorry to say, you can cling to whatever words you want but you’re either a girl or a boy. Or a nobody.

[@realfridge]

I don’t understand the concept of genderfluidity. Can you tell me what it means? Sorry if it’s not a question I’m supposed to ask.

[@greiszela8082]

​@@realfridge ig is when you feel like having more genders than one or two and you are 'fluid' so it changes every time, people who have a variety of genders that can change every month or even day.

[@KokoSupreme]

@@greiszela8082 it’s just one of the many psychological disorders that usually strain from trauma of some sort that instead of being treated is accepted.

[@SheIsRidinSolo]

I'm only a few minutes in and I'm already so relaxed. Thank you for all that you do, ER!

[@breadman0512]

I'd leave a like, but it's at 69 and I don't wanna be the one to ruin that.

[@mettirmettir6333]

@@breadman0512 As a pterodactyl I find this very pleasant of you

[@babahabat]

I'm waiting for the person that gets the tattoo from guess #6 out of pure spite

[@greiszela8082]

I love the question mark on his computer, little details that amplify the view

[@DarthSidian]

This video was not only relaxing, but also really revealing of Ephemeral Rift Universe lore! It really had me thinking.

[@PrismaLoveHypnosis]

Love the kind of sinister backdrop for this one lol 💜💜💜💜

[@PainAndSuffering]

And I love your videos lol

[@kamerongale5248]

The ridller

[@kennethha416]

Riddle me this Batman

[@EQI264]

You know it was good when you remember the first couple minutes of a video and forget watching the rest when you woke up.

[@JOEMAMA_06]

Me literally all the time

[@thatenbykid]

Imagine he makes a video called Ephemeral Drip and he just shows us all his favorite outfits

[@brycescott7895]

Rift hit a million, and he deserves a million more for all he has given to us for free.

[@Millerofmac-rip]

Bro deserves 10 mil

[@sunnyyy1437]

45:40 "I never want to do that again." That phrase sounded so sincere that i laughed LMAO Good stuff Rift, good stuff

[@WestonianCrush]

I love seeing that ur bringing back old series! Like the quest giver 2 video.

[@EphemeralRift]

occasionally i like to circle back and try to improve on older ideas

[@dudeness53]

The fact that I watched this guy as a young teen and kinda just stopped experiencing and listening to asmr in my addiction only to come back and catch up on a good portion of these videos is awesome. You generally help me get into a meditative state and positively effect my mental health. Thank you

[@imvinnyq]

i'm fairly certain guess 19 has just put you on a list

[@kalamity2380]

The exclamation point is just an ultra-mega sized quest.

[@FrogEnthusiast_TheOneAndOnly]

Loved the part where he listed the amount of seconds I’ve been alive, my full legal name, the full legal names of the past 7 generations of my family, my address, my IP, my school, the names of every person I know, and the exact measurements of my body down to the exact picometer. Incredible execution

[@flangleguys]

Now that everyone here knows Uncle E is a hardcore gamer (based off of his RGB gamer setup), dont forget about his minecraft and dark souls series. amazing videos

[@CaptainAries]

Minecraft videos are actually really good, they just look like those good old let's plays, when people recorded the game + commentary and not the other way around.

[@rohese925]

42:48 Let me just say, I was physically hurt when "a smooth criminal" was not included in that list.

[@Emeowy]

I love these ones, and i like the keyboard inclusion, so :D Also can i just say i found the finger thing hilarious?

[@Light-Was-Taken]

One thing i absolutely love about his videos is just all the small details to the items or background

[@chemsborgaruchiha610]

I had my doubts when I clicked on this video thinking “No way he’s gonna be able to guess anything about me! Not a one!” But then when he stared directly into the camera and said my home address, social security number, and mothers maiden name i was thoroughly surprised! Keep up the great work

[@zestyraccoon813]

ER: is that Correct? Me: No ER: it is? Good. Me: please untie me

[@coopers1716]

Rift's anthropomorphization of random stuff like his finger and the coffee maker have been very entertaining.

[@fakeidentity9259]

bro is talking in slow motion

[@infjguy123]

Entertaining & funny as well as relaxing. Some guesses were right. Thank you.

[@imlazydwi9300]

you know I was a little skeptical when I saw the title but after watching him list my full name, home address, height, weight, social security number, school, mothers maiden name and credit card information, I was really impressed

[@GastArts]

I had zero clue that being asked if I wanted a tree twig would make me so happy

[@madcats3172]

You should look into custom keyboards, a deep sounding keyboard would be perfect for these types of videos! 🤤

[@EphemeralRift]

i may just do that!

[@KokoSupreme]

@@EphemeralRift love ya ER, thanks for helping me sleep with a blank peaceful mind

[@АклызМелкенды]

@@EphemeralRift As sb who is into custom keyboards my favorite type is electro-capacitive which are represented mostly by topre and Niz the latter of which are twice cheaper, but still cost a lot comparing to other types of switches

[@salemneubaum4768]

@@EphemeralRift keyboard man 👀

[@Whatyouwantmetodo]

Hello Doctor Strange

[@potenticity]

scientist bizarre

[@shadekunin]

ER: You are wondering why there is an exclamation point among all the question marks, is that correct? Me: Uh…no, I’m more concerned about the eldritch question mark below but…okay

[@EphemeralRift]

We don't talk about that question mark, how it got there or it's life prior to ending up the corkboard.

[@12RJ]

You should do corvus talking about Naruto

[@kenziloo9176]

his speaking pace is what really ties it all together here for me

[@ToyaTodorokiDabi]

I thought this was all talk, until he stated not only my IP address, but the colour of my pubic hair. Very impressive uncle E!

[@WOLFM0THER]

Me: Mom can we have Akinator at home? Dad: I’m not mom

[@ryanhilliard1981]

There's literally nothing better than an ER video I haven't watched 23,672 times.

[@Aaron-fe2lw]

Love the gaming keyboard

[@laeman7774]

You are the weirdest youtuber. And one of my favourites. Being weird makes you interesting, and super cool IMO

[@bentleyaguirre1996]

42:53, you've been hit by, you've been struck by, A smooth criminal!

[@Kellicing]

I'm so glad to see this return, the first two were very calming videos for me and a third is definitely wonderful Edit: I love how the body modifications has become a running joke where it's always mentioned but never done, I don't know why but I find it hilarious

[@lucaspfeifer1173]

This was very much needed. I just lost my grandfather today and I couldn't find any rest, this shall help me get sleep. Thank you ❤️

[@G_FLLR]

My deepest sympathies to you, I wish you and your loved ones the best. As well as restful slumbers

[@flowersandwater666]

I hope your family and you find some ease these days, I'm sure his love remains. Best wishes.

[@amiralighiyasi2680]

Sorry for the loss Wish you the best

[@lauramcclelland3120]

I’m sorry for your loss, all the best to you and your family

[@dreamingdarkrai9010]

My condolences, may he rest in peace 🙏 and I hope for you and your family better fortune

[@cnicoj]

The sheer amount of guessing (in a random manner) is outstanding, great video Mr. Rift!

[@boda3738]

*uncle rift*

[@quietheadspaceasmr]

You never fail to put out amazing content. Top tier ASMR as always :)

[@water..8320]

Finally a continuation to one of my favorite series on your channel! My man, allways love your content and basically cant sleep without it. Godspeed ER. I wish you the best of luck!

[@LuckyFilmer]

Big fan of the bottom left question mark. Good work!

[@RetroMaticGamer]

He talks to his finger the way my over-40-ass gotta talk to my meat whistle to get anything done... "Come on out, let's go, I'll give you a dollar... gimme a sec..." "Alright, go away, you're embarrassing me... DUDE STAHP..."

[@raeann274]

Those hand movements forcing the hand down have me insane ASMR...how do you even think of this stuff

[@EphemeralRift]

90% (?) of my videos are improvising an idea. i just do whatever at any given moment.

[@deadkey]

Man that must be so embarrassing for him with his finger problem. If that happens again, you can surely cut it out

[@jakedibb5709]

the year is 2052. your kid walks into a party, the person at the door says " good now" welcome to the Arkham sanitarium mental rehabilitation center" they go grab drink from a cooler that says ' iggys cooler, do no touch' everyone is dressed up as people from the rift. it's an ER party. the world is complete.

[@fish.bonesss]

I've been waiting for the day another one of these videos comes out. That day is upon us!

[@ben-hurray]

I thought I was the only one who loved to snack on tree twigs.

[@reneschmellenkamp3431]

I like how he acts like he has a mechanical hand and there's an issue with it

[@fallen_x]

I love how he knows his audience well enough to know we would all adore a ransom twig from a jar if offered one

[@moiwino]

I love the 'Guessing Things About You' cause it's so interesting what you have in mind, love this!

[@passthepeace]

The 56 minute mark and the deep psyche.. that created some immense tingles there that I wasn't expecting. Great work as always, Uncle E. I'm also super grateful for the subtitles!

[@bigchonc]

I fell in love with the first two- thank you for this beautiful edition to my favorite threequel

[@wynterwolfrose228]

Er: you have not been struck by- My brain before he could finish the sentence: 🎶a smooth criminal🎶

[@lev1athan763]

I was really impressed when you read my parents’ credit card information with pristine accuracy! Consider my doubts of authenticity subsided.

[@CessarVillarreal]

i would like to know what keyboard he is using.

[@jeno2256]

hi mr.rift, I have been watching you content for a while and I have to say the guessing videos and other related styles videos are the best 😊

[@pamelaisley1820]

Absolutely LOVE his questionnaires

[@daanbos5918]

U have the lgbtq lights

[@CEUR.]

Well... that #22 Guess i guess it's true, i always fell better when i see your videos

[@devingerry3781]

The guess 19 remembers me to the meet my braincells video, where one of the braincells went loose killing other braincells. That kinda sounds like a stroke.

[@asamiichan9909]

I’ve watched this video at least five times and god damn I pass out before the 30min mark hits. One day I’ll know the other guesses. One day.

[@bluprint27]

Having issues with your finger? Tree twig out of nowhere? It looks like I'm going to have a great time before going to bed.

[@Ozzymandius1]

I emotionally resonate with that wonky question mark behind you.

[@mrpaintwolf2010]

Well now im just curious what to do with the tree twig....is it for maybe holding in my mouth? pretend its a wand? gently spin like its a pencil? let a snake use it as a bed? let a caterpillar use it to molt into a butterfly?

[@ryanhumphreys1056]

don't think too hard, might hurt urself dude

[@monty6726]

Lmao the hand was so creative i was laughing for several minutes at it

[@chrisfromkc5698]

This is peak Uncle E & some of the best ASMR I’ve ever seen

[@steaminghotbelgianwaffles]

Ok but can we appreciate the acting at guess #19?

[@robbieh_07]

2:00 When you need to present in class, but you have a b0ner.

[@Banana_stealer5000]

I was littlery bout to comment dat

[@emeraldvaught5776]

Who else can bring smiles and tingles?? Love it thanks for all your hard work.

[@noway3635]

Ummmm Yeah, If you could just go ahead and role play as Bill Lumbergh, that would be great. Mmmmkay? Thanks. Oh, OH, and I almost forgot. Aaaahh.... I'm gonna need you to go ahead and come in on Sunday too.

[@SlothSkeleton]

I see you have a new keyboard that now has a space bar.

[@packingpeanuts4175]

Not for long

[@teddyfaux-bear5341]

Considering my online persona is called Xenobotanist and I share a ton of pictures and info on bizarre life forms (both Terran and alien from Star Trek), your guess about being a rift traveler who documents, photographs, and shares info about what I find is actually incredibly accurate

[@onerandomcommenter7173]

Were long overdue for a Corvus visit ER

[@TheMobKea]

It was just impeccable when he geuss my exact home address and proved it by then showing at my home, tied me to my bed, threatened my family and did the rest of the guesses RIGHT HERE