ASMR | Harvest the Stalker

Eh, "Stalker" is a bit harsh for a woman just trying to make the world a more woke place.

[@energelic7762]

You should do a Harvest role play featuring her typing away on her computer on the baby center site, mumbling to herself how dumb everybody on the site is

[@mj9551]

Nuddles YES

[@Linked02]

Oh my god, I never knew I wanted this... like my third husband.

[@1erdanger]

Nuddles Bonus if she reads some real questions off Yahoo Answers' baby section ! lol

[@SouthernASMRSounds]

Ha ha ha! I like that idea!

[@kayytheprincess]

You my dear are the most giving, selfless, caring, and beautiful human. I feel so lucky to share this earth with someone like you Mary! Thank you for all you do and listening to your viewers. You're one of a kind.❤️

[@SouthernASMRSounds]

Kirstin Lemm Thank you!

[@starmunch8494]

When she said her children were in her backpack I FLEW OUT THE WINDOW OMG.

[@WarthogDemon]

My reaction is like, "Wait a minute, I'm taking a break from listening to horror stories at night..."

[@moth306]

harvest has dead babies in her suitcase n I am terrified

[@SouthernASMRSounds]

I would've used a sling, but I'm not enlightened enough to own one. The Eastpak was all I could find in the attic on short notice. :)

[@kelskush6107]

Star Munch I hate when that happens. Sitting around watching Asmr and suddenly I FLY OUT THE WINDOW 😂😂😂

[@starmunch8494]

exactly!

[@Miranda-cl2ul]

How are you this good? Lynette, Harvest, Sparkly friend, customer service representative...obviously the list goes on and on. You are incredible! Please never leave us. I am not sure how I would ever be able to relax again. I watch your role plays for sleep and entertainment now. Adore you!

[@vm88940]

Miranda Ann I agree but let's agree to this: Lynette and Harvest are the best lol

[@tehgrapfeiffer3700]

When you see harvest and you drop everything. ❤️❤️❤️

[@amberannkhan9656]

Tehgra Pfeiffer #YASSSSSSSSS

[@countryyoutlaw9833]

When I see Harvest, I drop everything and fucking run the other way! LOL.

[@SouthernASMRSounds]

I hope you liked it! :)

[@tehgrapfeiffer3700]

SouthernASMR Sounds it was great lol. ❤️ always good quality.

[@le_Gay]

Is anyone else thinking harvest's husband fisher just left to get away from harvest?

[@morgantrial]

Person She chased him right off with her breast milk detergent.

[@le_Gay]

That's exactly what i though.

[@kidofficia1]

Person I was thinking he left to have an affair 😂

[@SouthernASMRSounds]

I am noticing a trend with dear Fisher and his chronic absences.

[@kelskush6107]

OMG I was thinking that last night when I was watching this 😂😂😂😂

[@AdvantageousAngie]

"Mommy she's speaking to me in Portuguese." 😂

[@faellcedaer5034]

You should do a harvest series called "Mommy tips with harvest" where she goes over tips and tricks of how to be a good mom and stuff like that.

[@s0mewhatskeptical]

I LOST IT AT THE KIDS IN THE BAG MARY YOU'RE A LEGEND

[@gc9362]

Harvest is my FAV character of yours hands down I love this so much keep doing what you're doing

[@DebraThomas93]

I with you there, I like Harvest, it would be funny to see Harvest actually getting the police involved, its just an idea

[@SouthernASMRSounds]

Thank you Gabriel!

[@SouthernASMRSounds]

I need to get the Dance Mom back up there to do something soon.

[@daniellacardente5755]

The perfect ASMR doesn't exis- nevermind

[@_o_0]

HER KIDS ARE 13 AND 7 I'M LAUGHIJNG

[@_o_0]

"i don't believe in confinement" *has kids stuffed into her backpack* THIS IS SO FUNNY HELP ME

[@elliotj8410]

Harvest talks to someone who doesn't want kids?

[@crazyfordaisy10]

I'm still laughing that N'Gee (or however it's spelled) is 13 years old and is supposed to fit in that backpack 😂

[@delaneym.7412]

He's a very limber young man😂

[@Himaryous]

I spell it Ngi. My way is right, of course. You're doing it wrong, but I'm sure you're spelling the best you can. ;-)

[@AdvantageousAngie]

I was once told on a babycenter message board that there is no reason I shouldn't be up and back to normal activities hours after birth, and if I wasn't Then I was just lazy.

[@delaneym.7412]

Angie Brodland ugh, lazy new parents! It doesn't matter that you went through a 17 hour labor, if you aren't up and moving immediately after YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG

[@zaraenneasmr2514]

"HarvestIsBest666" OH. MY. GODDDDDDDDD. PERFECTION.

[@chillcloud6813]

Zaraenne ASMR DEAD IKR

[@nicoroberts5046]

at one point I actually said "it causes cancerrrr" along to harvest I've gone too far

[@vm88940]

Hailey Snailey i literally smell the soap whenever she brings it. this is a new level of ASMR.

[@peachyjimin2193]

"666 is my lucky number" I died when you said that😂😂 anyways loved the roleplay harvest(aka carren) is my favorite 💕

[@gc9362]

When harvest lowkey satan

[@carleighann357]

Gabriel C 💀💀💀

[@TrainTransportShortsOfficial]

Gabriel C u mean high key 😈

[@LadyNubia007]

Gabriel C 😅😅😅

[@TheLeavesofdeath]

I'm child free but these Harvest videos are my favorite.

[@beckyriddle6650]

"Live and let live...unless you're doing it wrong, then I need to point it out" 😂 Harvest spitting truth

[@believingasmr3664]

"Government mandated poison" Omg I died. I was too busy cracking up to "relax" but I don't even care that was worth the ab workout hahahahahaha

[@rachelh682]

You should do Harvest at a bake sale harassing the moms for buying their kids cupcakes. I can just hear her listing the "poisons" now 🤣 you could have her crinkling plastic wrap or packaging on all the sweets and tapping on the tupperware

[@grahamewoods5382]

Coming up next week: HARVEST IN PRISON! (With Lynette's old cell lol)

[@jonnavdpas]

Only Harvest would wear a 13-year-old and a 7-year-old in a backpack. I'm wheezing.

[@dylanquick6456]

Next title: ASMR ~ Sanctimonious Mommy Roleplay ~ Harvest in jail?

[@dollydevilish22]

me: h- harvest: IT CAUSES CANCER

[@emmaandolini3110]

"They are in my bag". Oh my goodness, they don't exist. There is such a back story here. Harvest is all kinds of cra-cra. I luvvvvvv her too much. I actually shushed 3 co-workers while I watched this.

[@rachelh682]

I feel like she has a weird little collection of sock dolls or like stuffed animals that she thinks are her family 😂

[@Fragmentsinfractals488]

@@rachelh682 The "racoon in the forest" wants a word.

[@sierramiller9102]

I have never hated and loved someone more

[@bluemoon330]

All I saw was Sanctimonious Mommy and instant click!!!! edit note: Thank you Mary!! I really needed this before bed to cheer me up/relax me. #wokemom #truthcrusader hahaha!!!

[@shapeshifter613]

Same here. I actually squealed when I saw the new upload.

[@jenie717]

Thank you for the upload...first we got Lynette last night and now Harvest tonight...you are the BEST!!

[@vm88940]

Jenie Jackson ditto

[@SouthernASMRSounds]

Thank you!

[@bridgetdunleavy3549]

Lynette and Harvest in the space of two days? Mary, you're spoiling us!

[@kirbykplay5233]

I saw harvest and immediately shot over

[@melaniejoseph5871]

cucharasenpai ppp

[@musicalqueen38]

Fischer is having an affair. This made me laugh.

[@Kosmickritter]

I feel bad because these Mormon girls came to my door and I was trying to be nice and I even went to their church once, and now they come to my door all the time and they remind me of Harvest 😂😭

[@Kosmickritter]

LIQUID CONCRETE HAHAHA

[@romrom920]

Sabrina René yeah if you go to church with some missionaries you're officially classed as an "investigator" so they'll keep in contact with you unless you blatantly tell them no. I can definitely get the harvest comparison lol. But as a Mormon I feel obliged to say you should definitely look into the church!

[@allyreynolds2094]

She reminds me of Phoebe from Friends😂

[@morganr4768]

I literally stopped everything to watch this

[@SouthernASMRSounds]

Awesome, thank you!

[@Beandream123]

"Truth Crusader" 😂😂😂😂

[@shapeshifter613]

I was waiting on the soap......

[@deadnumber1]

Shit I do in a Tuesday: Lounge around CVS like a Romanian queen. Love you Mary♡♡

[@Rose36921]

You should do a harvest role play where she meets someone who talks back and leaves her speechless in a good way and she can't talk back

[@rachelcurtisb5639]

Harvest: sun block causes cancer Me: well harvest you know what else causes cancer? The sun, it’s a lose, lose situation. Love your videos

[@kidofficia1]

Can we see harvest in jail 😂 it would be funny asf

[@kidofficia1]

She can smuggle her kids in and get sent to a mental institution

[@UnstableEquilibrium]

Sunblock _prevents_ skin cancer AAAAAAAAAA This character is genius. You've done it _too_ well.

[@cricketphx]

Earth Mother to a water flea...Harvest is movin' on up! :D

[@cassidy6257]

It makes my day when I see Harvest. It would be pretty entertaining if it was continued where she basically kidnapped us to do some "classes." 😂 I absolutely love these videos!! ❤️❤️

[@absintheminded8466]

Yep. Time to call the police.

[@sarahweier3936]

I just got into this series this morning and IM SO PUMPED for it to continue

[@Himaryous]

The only woman in the world who can say the word "cancer" and make it funny. :-)

[@angiemaree1038]

"I make shampoo with it" HARVEST NO 😂😂😂

[@ChandlerDahn]

So I don't know how many people may have said this already but this actually reminds me of Phoebe from friends after kids. Like the super earthy attitude + slightly judgey tone + has weird facts that she pulls out of thin air = Pheobe. Love this actually it made me so happy

[@kaitlyn1670]

If "Namaste Bitches" is not on that white t-shirt you will have failed us mary.

[@shapeshifter613]

Love the new shirt!!

[@kellymyers9869]

I swear I would love a conversation between Harvest and Lynette. Lynette would so put her in her place!... Another great video, thank you!

[@zenseed75]

"CVS causes cancer". lololol this took a dark turn with the backpack. lol Harvest for prison 2017 so entertaining.

[@funsweetscakes4615]

Honestly I couldn't relax because I kept getting mad....

[@funsweetscakes4615]

"5 states away" OMG

[@QuartzK]

Too funny. "Oh, I could have gotten the police involved, too." Such a funny rollplay!

[@abbylucasful]

"I'll land on my children and they'll be mad at me" YOU ARE AMAZING. I love all of your other traditional ASMR content but this stuff I just discovered and you are golden. Thanks so much for being so calming, relaxing, and hilarious, which is not a combo I knew I needed.

[@vidmaster011]

She checked all the entrances and I couldn't escape lol I almost died laughing

[@asmrsounds9605]

omg when you were playing with your bracelets at the end sooooooo tingly thank you thank you thank you

[@Hineini1965]

There are so many things about this video to love. My personal favorite was the horror i felt when you removed the scarf and revealed #knowmorejudgebetter.

[@DevinNunes-ferrelhogs]

"Relocate those lice" 😂😂😂 #knowbetterdobetter

[@Knoxident]

You should do a Riverdale roleplay !! Like a bitchy Mrs. Blossom roleplay, talking to Polly about the twins or something like that.

[@Oh-my-gosh]

Knoxident YESS PLEASE

[@countryyoutlaw9833]

Harvestisbest666... Darn.... I'd be the one calling the police on her for simply approaching me. HAHA. Mary, those Sanctimonious mommy role-plays are my favorites. I get to laugh my ass off right before bed. Love it!

[@xxStaroftheShow]

I really love this asmr, your voice is so soothing!! Now, far as Harvest, there would be a part two to this : Harvest gets a Black Eye.

[@LoverMuffins]

make the world a more woke place 😂

[@tostyrps]

These are perhaps the most unrelaxing of your videos for me but I love them so so so very much. Harvest is the literal worst and I love her for it. XD You do such a wonderful job on all of your videos. Keep up the good work.

[@SerenaBrann]

omg "Harvestisbest666"!!! :P 666 is my lucky number too! :D

[@zaraenneasmr2514]

I got two notifications at the same time. One was for Amazon Prime Day starting early and the other one was for this video, you better believe that I ignored the Amazon one and clicked on the one for this video as fast as humanly possibly!

[@finn8548]

"government mandated poison" im laughing so hard

[@oklillynvm876]

"You might as well pour liquid concrete down your baby's throat." I have never laughed so hard at an ASMR role play video in my life.

[@AbigailArwen]

I'm not even a mother but when I hear our 'dear' Harvest speak I want to slap her silly. Must be the fault of my working parents. Thanks for the stream of quality content Mary!

[@asmr-n-texas1128]

I seriously love Harvest! I think it would be awesome to have Harvest give someone close to her advice about an impending birth. Maybe an in-law or something? Because it's hard to imagine her having a close relationship with someone that wasn't forced by obligation. When I was pregnant with my first child I got some of the MOST OBNOXIOUS unsolicited advice ever. All the way down to "Oh, you're going to have an epidural? You realize that increases the chance that your baby will be strangled by the umbilical cord, right?" Harvest would be the perfect person to deliver those sorts of important messages!

[@haleyjohnson2135]

I audibly gasped "Yasssss what is Harvest up to NOW?"

[@ginanoname6417]

I died when she pulled out the bag with her kids in it!!

[@anncarper8163]

I actually have to go to CVS this morning to get a prescription! I hope I don't run into Harvest!

[@KuriConvention]

harvest makes my night every time

[@katiehayden4981]

I absolutely love your channel!! Thank you so much for helping me and others ✨❤️

[@Classycat17]

"Live and let live...unless they're doing it wrong..." 😂

[@AdvantageousAngie]

Just started the video. Love Harvest videos! Can't wait to see what her shirt says under the scarf. 😄

[@annas4191]

"harvestis best666" i laughed out loud

[@swcxo5049]

Do you do all your roleplays on the spot or rehearse? You're an awesome actress! Love Harvest ! 😘

[@addyasmr3507]

"Like the queen of Romania" I'M WHEEZING!

[@jennawalker6684]

" I put 666 cause that's my lucky number " had me dying😂😂

[@jazzfox5330]

the bag bit killed me omigod.

[@juliahoffert5946]

I LOVE Harvest!! Thank you for the awesome uploads Mary! You're such a beautiful person with a loads of talent! Easily my favorite ASMRtists!!!

[@jessejones7701]

This character kinda has that Kathy Bates in Misery type feel to it. just a creepy crazy lady. Once again Your talent shines through. I like it:)

[@CharlotteTakano87]

I honestly love all of your role plays but I will never forget the Applying For An Auto Loan one. 😂😂😂

[@leahbrandman7549]

I always get excited when I see another video from you---especially a role play! Thank you for all that you do!!🤗💜🙏🏻🐶

[@Kimdor83]

couldn't fall asleep cuz I was laughing to hard. :) which is also just what i needed :) awesome stuff!

[@dollydevilish22]

Harvest and Lynette are my FAVES

[@xavierasmr29]

This is probably my favourite ASMR character 😍

[@energelic7762]

#wokemom

[@LindyandDevin]

When it's 3:15 am and I can't sleep then Harvest appears. It's like a dream come true 😊 thank you🙏🏼

[@rokinjaguar]

Dude I was homeschooled and this is a little too real lmao

[@KennFast]

Omg a Phoebe from FRIENDS role play would be incredible! I can see you being awesome at that!

[@ctotoro3088]

I love all your videos, please please can you make another Idea one. I have never laughed so much in my life. I showed it to my Swedish boyfriend and he just did not get the jokes at all. The Swedish people have no problems putting together flat pack furniture from a certain store!!

[@cpyairsuss5728]

Kids, gotta bag em, Woke-a-mon!

[@alyssawisneskii7434]

clicked on the notification so fast 😂

[@Mmercury24]

I cannot tell you how fast I clicked like! ❤️😂 And omggg that shirt! 👌

[@jimboeeek]

Lol I'm just waiting for a Harvest in jail roleplay for harassing random mommies from tracking them down from the mommy website 😂. Lol if that were to he a video it would be interesting for Harvest to mention Lynette lol Great video!!!