ASMR | Harvest Meets Her Match

The day Harvest has secretly dreaded for years has finally arrived.
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You can call her Luci.

[@uh_oh_spaghetti_o7087]

“There’s been a lot of talk about you around the drum circle“ is the single most intimidating sentence I’ve ever heard.

[@tony68080]

Nothing worse than having your aura infected by someone on the wrong astral plane :-)

[@grahamkameron3248]

I guess im asking randomly but does anyone know a way to log back into an instagram account? I stupidly forgot my login password. I would appreciate any tips you can offer me!

[@koaalijah8294]

@Graham Kameron Instablaster :)

[@grahamkameron3248]

@Koa Alijah I really appreciate your reply. I found the site through google and Im in the hacking process atm. Seems to take quite some time so I will get back to you later with my results.

[@grahamkameron3248]

@Koa Alijah It did the trick and I actually got access to my account again. I'm so happy:D Thank you so much, you really help me out!

[@koaalijah8294]

@Graham Kameron happy to help :D

[@Tytelr]

I like to think that Lucy isn't truly this uptight and rude, and that actually she and the other moms got together to conspire against Harvest. :D

[@keyboardsaviour]

“My 800 hour old little” - I calculated, she’s 33.3 days old

[@SerenaBrann]

Commentate Her Variety Hour Good to know I’m not the only one that did that math 😂

[@WaluigiWhispers]

I did it too lol :D

[@redherring24]

I’m imagining taking a language class from a month old baby

[@jamie6506]

Pathetic, properly raised littles should be well beyond teaching Sanskrit by hour 8.74 at MOST

[@likeliterally7077]

"There's been a lot of talk about you around the drum circle and we know who you are, Karen." :D lmao

[@madisonrhuebaker]

"There's been a lot of talk about you around the drum circle and we know who you are, Karen." LOLLLLLL I can't even

[@katekursive1370]

Next thing you'll tell me Ngi's name is actually Nick or something

[@CBPz]

“Your cardigan is very unwise” 😂😂😂😂😂🙌🏾🔥 R.I.P. to Harvest who was slaughtered by words

[@sarebear7777]

"Your whole life is a costume. " That was deep.

[@Cheed_Baby]

Harvest getting exposed for half an hour is exactly what we needed

[@lyssamceachern]

“YOU CAN PICK UP MY ADDRESS FROM THE ATMOSPHERE” I am DEAD I’m gonna use that one for Christmas card season 😂😂😂😂😂

[@OcarinaLink24]

I find myself getting defensive for Harvest. What is this strange feeling

[@babagooey7835]

We had the two 1940’s gossipy ladies. Now we have Harvest and Luci and now Charity needs a rival lol

[@KaoticDreww]

sadboii omg! Yes !

[@scarlettbigam9893]

Yes!!! A rival sparkly friend going for the same fellow as charity!!

[@waywrdvagabond1710]

YAS omg YAS

[@JennsCorner777]

Sparkly master who taught Charity everything she knows and puts her to shame, that would be amazing!

[@sarahsimons3035]

YOURE ON THE WRONG ASTRAL PLANE I am cackling 😂😂😂😂

[@cassandrastephan8090]

“This cup is as hollow as your spirit.” 👏🏻🙌🏻 Savage. I love this video!

[@raiann5874]

Luci really went in on harvest (oops i mean karen) when she mentioned Fisher

[@keyboardsaviour]

“THE STRING IS MADE FROM REPURPOSED MOTH DUST” 😂😂😂

[@racheld8285]

That was hilarious!

[@beckyriddle6650]

Damn! Karen was dead already 5 minutes in and Luci did not let up 😂 I would love a response video from Harvest

[@velvetzelda719]

Yes please!!!

[@chanalanter4558]

DISS TRACK DISS TRACK DISS TRACK (vegan edition)

[@bookishpelican4991]

Am...Am I...actually feeling a little sorry for Harvest? WHAT is happening?! 😂

[@tractorcat6414]

I feel hurt just watching this. Luci is brutal

[@LeachZeech]

damn a month old baby is teaching sanskrit 😂😂

[@alexisant01]

Oh my gosh, I can't believe I feel... Bad for Harvest! Wow, now THATS a feat! Fantastic work, as usual!

[@RavenclawSeer]

Wow you look great with darker hair. It's a total transformation. Long dark hair makes you look even younger and you already look great as is. Great video Mary. You're quite the actress.

[@arlo.giovanmi]

I may or may not have screamed a little when Luci said 'Namaste Bitch'. It was the perfect end to yet another amazing video of yours :)

[@danport899]

Goshdarn 33 day old Littles takin our jobs

[@vm88940]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@orlando1a1]

Harvest is reaped.

[@orlinordelia2513]

'YOUR AURA IS AFFECTING ME HERE' LOL

[@asmrshroom-5734]

You look very pretty with this long black hair 😀

[@VisionOfFreedom]

Your references to your straw video are killing me. A+ performance again!!

[@janeavila8674]

The whole time I just imagined all of Harvest's replies, I was so entertained 😂

[@thepantweaver]

Oh man I read this as "Harvest Meets Her Majesty" at first and now I want to see one of your characters meet the queen. Haha. Even though I bet Lynette would have more fun with it than Harvest.

[@honestlyok8127]

This is where the sparkly friend came from, Karen had a breakdown and went sparkly

[@cgale1971]

I am goin to figure a way to include “repurposed papyrus” into my conversations all day long.

[@tudoralexandru7412]

Did you find a way???

[@bazingabitch6111]

Harvest finds out her kids got themselves vaccinated

[@annabell2717]

Harvest got read to filth :0 I actually feel bad for her

[@jmorris4972]

My whole life is a costume too. I'm shattered.

[@vee3133]

Yessssss starting my birthday off right with lots of laughs thanks to Harvest 🤗 I love it❤ so funny😂

[@jmorris4972]

Happy birthday to you! Now wash that bpa off of your hands

[@vee3133]

@@jmorris4972 lol😂 and thanks

[@vee3133]

@Rooby Roo lol oooh ok. And thanks

[@mooniemoons]

I just dropped everything I was supposed to do, everything can wait, this is the best thing ever😂😂😂

[@KayteePhilly]

I've been on the wrong astral plane all day.

[@faithmaximadaily2471]

YESSS THANKYOU SO MUCH MARY I have always loved your sanctimommy and lynette role plays and this role play has been mentioned in many sanctimommy role plays and I'm so excited it's came to be! Thankyou so much for uploading regularly you don't get as much credit you deserve at all

[@Thegreenjelousy]

I actually love the amount of spirit science she knows/spews. Makes me happy

[@inthetearoom]

Girl did you take a trip to SoCal recently cus this is real lol

[@missunderstoodmal1700]

I can't stop laughing! I never thought I'd feel so bad for Harvest. I just wanted to give her a hug. Not that she'd allow me to come near her with my factory-made clothing and chemical infected skin. 🤣

[@lizjones8060]

Thank you so much Mary!! I love ALL of your videos, I watch you every single night but Harvest and Charity are my absolute favourites! I haven't yet started this video, but I know that I'll be fast asleep before finishing it and won't be able to thank you for everything that you do. Truly appreciated x

[@SassyCasy]

When you stumbled over your words I died because I defiantly heard you say damn it in my mind 😂

[@lianagadayev7207]

Thank god someone stood up to harvest she was always so uptight!

[@shanenanigans27]

Who knew that someone could be more sanctimonious than Harvest?

[@milkteabunny9711]

Maybe I’ll have better luck at finding a job if I write my resume scroll in Sanskrit! New game plan

[@ohsuz561]

Beware, the cheeseburger chi! 😂😂😂 Funny AF!

[@ATieflingBard]

This is the chick that got Lynette stoned at the drum circle lmao. This is great

[@xxStaroftheShow]

Damn, she gathered Harvest all the way together, picked up all of her pieces, glued her back into a whole and then roasted her whole life in one go. Harvest's neighbors, stalking victims, husband ( FISHER WE KNOW YOU WERE WAITING FOR THIS ) and people who had to deal with her sanctimommy ways are sitting in the back just clapping.

[@whisperincolour6575]

I actually feel defensive for Harvest. I wanna protect her! Lol

[@marissasimas9258]

We know who you are... Karen. *dies*

[@TehGooseGirl]

Karen, after her existential encounter with Luci, breaks down and goes to Lynette for a nail appointment for the first time in years.

[@agentredfox]

Woo-wee Harvest is getting her butt handed to her!

[@kns6958]

When you find out your bully has a bully and all the b.s. they subject you to is misplaced agression from their own unhappiness and turmoil in their own lives. 🤔 Well, not only am I being relaxed, but I am also developing a newfound sympathy for the bullies in my life. Someone, please make it stop. 😑

[@ginanoname6417]

They took a spiritual walk and saw Harvest at the flea market, talk about giving a person paranoia!!!!))))

[@solidgone_]

Omg can we please get more time with that NOT tree bark purse!?

[@angieharmon5003]

Enjoying this while sipping a wonderful cool drink from a bendy straw!

[@nicolerm]

This is brilliant! I love it! Luci teaches classes on how to pronounce Karen's son's name?!? Ha! That is hilarious!

[@HeyImAlissa818]

Omg you should make “Harvest Claps Back” and have it be her response

[@mango_gal6829]

Luci-fer is the new Osho. 😆

[@cavaliertunes3332]

This is amazing! An ASMR video of pure perfection. I appreciate all the videos you do so much. And Harvest meeting her match was just what I needed to see today. You’re fantastic!

[@KennFast]

I have no idea how I missed this video but I love it

[@uh_oh_spaghetti_o7087]

Nearly two years later and the judgement she unleashed on me still stings

[@dimgames438]

Omg "namaste bitch" is the best line ever. The look you had was so aggressive lol

[@jaygrum]

20:34 "it's lemon scented!"

[@semcindoo]

Luci...downright scary!!!!!

[@OllieMooed]

You rock different hairstyles like no other!

[@turastokes]

Amazing!!!! Harvest and her counterparts are the best!!!

[@robbie331]

Can we get Harvests reaction/reply please??

[@daphnesausmer3564]

oh my goodness hhaahahahahaha ive never laughed this much while watching an ASMR video.. Good job, Mary. :)

[@whisperlistens]

I need an ASMR tutorial on how to create a mug on a loom 😂

[@cathylee5840]

Love the role plays I'm bitchy today I heel like your role play you need to go to LA you should be an actress Mary love ya Mary 💝💝💝🎅🎄😀😀

[@Mercurymylife]

Finally made it!! This has been my fourth attempt to finish this video. I’ve passed out the other three times!! Great video! It’s nice to finally see Harvest meet her match

[@ishallremaincalm]

Is it okay to get this excited for an asmr video, this looks awesome 0-0

[@le_Gay]

OMG the ending i love it

[@Capricorn152]

I vicariously enjoyed this way too much. I almost felt a twinge of sympathy for Harvest...

[@chavitavb]

You have such the character! You can so write a book with all your ASMR personas. Or even little small memoirs haha. Thanks for your work

[@beedroiij8459]

This roast is so strong it contributed to global warming

[@dennismullins4660]

Nobody does this better than you very funny

[@ruthanncaldwell7935]

Love all your videos Ms mary

[@gospee32]

I love Harvest! She is the best!❤️😂👍🏻

[@vm88940]

Is it bad that I feel bad for Harvest? 😂😂😂What's going on? 😂😂😂

[@elayna4064]

so...to be clear...your 1 month old child ascended to the next astral plane, created a sign that only next level beings could understand, and is teaching a community college class on the side

[@SouthernASMRSounds]

Of course. Didn't yours?

[@chumdog90]

Oh no....my name is Karen, too. I betcha I have a BPA or MSG aura around me. And I haven't ascended to the next astral plane either. Bummer. 😩

[@becausehiddles]

Why do I feel like we're gonna end up seeing Carrenn the PTO mom at some point now lmaoo

[@asmrachel2255]

This is now your best video. I was dying laughing the whole time!!

[@TargaryenSoul]

Omg YESS! I gave this suggestions some months back and it's happening. I am already in love with this 😂😂

[@Mmercury24]

I’ve been waiting for this video for FOREVER!!!! Blessssss!!! 🙏❤️

[@xxStaroftheShow]

Now, if Scarlett and Charity can meet that would be awesome. One is already rich and the other is trying to be. ~

[@pixelplays93]

This luci is a savage . lol 😂😂😂😂😂💝💝💝

[@cgale1971]

Yesssssssss. I haven’t watched yet and it is still the best thing that has happened all day.

[@imogensyms630]

You should do a harvest roleplau where we are ngee (or however the f u spell it) her kid, and maybe we’re doing some homework or something (do with that however u wish creatively Hehe I trust you), I love the sound of when you pronounce the kids name!!

[@imogensyms630]

Ft personal attention, camera touching (like being nice to the kid) and passive aggressive remarks! Maybe even give us a greater insight into Harvests family and ‘perfect’ ( as if) home life xxxx love u!!!!!!!!!

[@solidgone_]

“I WILL SHOW YOU MY HAND”

[@SweetLillyMoonAsmr]

Hahahaha the ending was gold!!!! Awesome job Mary!

[@emmacassady4518]

This makes my day better

[@mendiibaby7559]

How about Charity meeting a competition? Wouldn't that be amazing?! Love you Mary.

[@waywrdvagabond1710]

THAT ENDING THO LMAO

[@lewpz]

I’m howling over the fucking plastic straws mention from the last video, my god. 😂