Harvest, in her neverending effort to spread the word about being a #WokeMom, visits the local school for "Career Day"...
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@jtw.1117 жыл бұрын
"We're having a workshop on how to pronounce his name" 😂😂😂
@RP-sv5dm7 жыл бұрын
Harvest turned me into a #wokemom. Now I can't stop feeding my cats raw, non-gmo water and gluten-free oxygen.
@anemone70057 жыл бұрын
R P Good on you! Your fur children deserve only the best. Do you give them vegan, non-GMO, naturally purified water, too? I only give my 42 month-old fur son vegan, non-GMO water that's been purified through sunshine, positive mantras and quartz crystals :)
@SouthernASMRSounds7 жыл бұрын
#WokeKittiesFTW
@vm889407 жыл бұрын
R P after spending time with Harvest, I am a Woke Fur Mom. Greyson, my #wokecat ( he actually watches her with me, I'll add a pic next time) has left left his earthbound name and is now looking for a new one. I give him gluten free, non-gmo, raw water and cruelty-free, animal friendly & totally vegan oxygen. I'm looking forward to give him raw tree bark instead of his food. I'm sure he'll be alright.
@CrystalClaireTV6 жыл бұрын
LMAO @ gluten free oxygen.
@XtZBane7 жыл бұрын
Watched this video so I could sleep... but instead I'm now woke.
@SouthernASMRSounds7 жыл бұрын
Yay! Mission accomplished! #KnowBetterJudgeBetter
@eaf54457 жыл бұрын
This is genius
@yahoo.com076 жыл бұрын
LOL!!
@sydneyknobloch40954 жыл бұрын
Nice pun 👌
@reeseharvey60427 жыл бұрын
You were born an actress Mary! :) love it
@SouthernASMRSounds7 жыл бұрын
Aw, thank you!
@keyboardsaviour7 жыл бұрын
"Children are just like bugs, they follow the light."
@rhizostomaee7 жыл бұрын
You should do a roleplay of Harvest arguing with another Sanctimommy about the proper way to raise children! Like one insists that children should be in a car seat much longer than 216 months!
@Mayrita777 жыл бұрын
You should make a sancti mother in law giving unwanted advice to her daughter in law, it should be interesting lol By the way my baby loves your voice
@kaylahutchens35787 жыл бұрын
Elizabeth this is my life with my MIL.
@Mayrita777 жыл бұрын
kay love Mine too lol
@qajgleon7 жыл бұрын
"An organic sharpie" 😂
@curseofthepirates7 жыл бұрын
"I'm sure your parents think the world of you... They just don't think THAT much of you." - Damn Harvest straight for the jugular.
@SouthernASMRSounds7 жыл бұрын
I honestly think sanctimommies believe that.
@MxBladeey7 жыл бұрын
I have a love/hate relationship with Harvest
@SouthernASMRSounds7 жыл бұрын
Me, too! I love bringing her out, but I SO want to smack her sometimes.
@jasonhilton597 жыл бұрын
omg "they had me in the boiler room" I'm laughing sooooo hard #freddykrueger and ngees mamas trying to swipe kids 😂
@SouthernASMRSounds7 жыл бұрын
Hahaha!
@MintyPookieBear527 жыл бұрын
"How old are you?" 26. "8? Wow!" ...what? haha
@jenellecandidi33316 жыл бұрын
MintyPookieBear52 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@bipptyboppitybibitch7 жыл бұрын
I totally needed this video, my pregnant hormonal self has been crying all day due to my first baby graduating preschool. I'm a mess & needed the laughs. Thank you 😂
@AurosOrion7 жыл бұрын
So I realized that I need to use my inhaler when I saw this video in my subscriptions and gasped in delight, except it sounded like, "WHEEEEEEZE." So. There's that.
@SouthernASMRSounds7 жыл бұрын
Oh no! :)
@EmilyLee1227 жыл бұрын
I burst out laughing as soon as the soap appeared again! You're such a good actress! #namastébitches
@SouthernASMRSounds7 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much!
@hannahrose75747 жыл бұрын
I love your Harvest roleplays! Any if your roleplays to be honest. You put so much effort and time into these and I love your channel so much! Have a good day/night!
@SouthernASMRSounds7 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much! I enjoy doing it!
@brookroozen98847 жыл бұрын
OMG THANK YOU MARY!!!!! I LOVE YOUR SANCTOMOMMY RPs THEY ARE LITTERALLY GOALS
@SouthernASMRSounds7 жыл бұрын
You are so welcome! :)
@brendanawesomeness7 жыл бұрын
"Sniff the soap"
@dylanquick64567 жыл бұрын
I'm so woke now. Glad to see Harvest again! Also not sure why you aren't an Actress yet.
@SouthernASMRSounds7 жыл бұрын
Too busy!
@JemimaDoesASMR7 жыл бұрын
Too busy devoting your entire life to your beautiful children, of course, because obviously as a woke mommy who actually cares about her children you could never DREAM about pursuing a career of your own! ;)
@WarthogDemon7 жыл бұрын
Thank you, I need this. I had a horrible day today, tried to read a book to clear my mind, too upset, said "screw it" and went to bed - randomly decided to check my descriptions before I shut off my laptop. I see your video and I'm like, "She has come to the rescue!" and I will now watch this before sleeping. XD
@lovelyonce37007 жыл бұрын
WarthogDemon I hope you are ok now! Her videos help me a lot too ^^
@SouthernASMRSounds7 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry you had a bad day! I hope today has been better!
@WarthogDemon7 жыл бұрын
So far today has been better!
@Meg.017 жыл бұрын
"That's not working... I've got to sniff the kale" 😂😂
@vm889407 жыл бұрын
Megan B. I was laughing so hard, I couldn't fall asleep. she's awesome!
@douggie19627 жыл бұрын
Please post the video of the "how to pronounce NGee" workshop lol
@polinab69887 жыл бұрын
she sounds so toxic and I ABSOLUTELY LOVE IT for some reason lol
@cassidykerns30517 жыл бұрын
the roleplays i didnt know i wanted lol
@SouthernASMRSounds7 жыл бұрын
Aw! :)
@itchass75557 жыл бұрын
"What do I do? Oh, I'm a woke mom! ... no, that does not mean I have insomnia"
@caliigurl9257 жыл бұрын
I will never not keep repeating NGEE every time you describe how to pronounce the name haha. love Harvest!!
@Mmercury247 жыл бұрын
I DIDN'T EVEN WATCH IT YET, I'm just so excited that you posted a new sanctimommy roleplay!!
@SouthernASMRSounds7 жыл бұрын
Thank you! :)
@elizabethlopez27997 жыл бұрын
"You have a savage ora about you"! I nearly chocked 😂😂 ❤️ Harvest
@rachelm98867 жыл бұрын
Elizabeth Lopez aura
@elizabethlopez27997 жыл бұрын
Vincent Nathaniel Oliver thanks it's not a word I use very often
@rachelm98867 жыл бұрын
Elizabeth Lopez no problem wasn't trying to be rude lol 😁😁😁
@ilanaj37867 жыл бұрын
"My career? Well, I am a woke mom." 😂 Great from the very beginning!!!
@toxictev5 жыл бұрын
Out of all your Harvest RPs I've probably watched this one the most. Even after watching it so many times, I still find new little gems in this video and it still cracks me up!
@KuriConvention7 жыл бұрын
Oh my god these are amazing. I watched the cheer mom last night and I cracked up.
@SouthernASMRSounds7 жыл бұрын
Thank you!
@foxhoundfrolic7 жыл бұрын
How is his name spelt, N'Gee? Ngy? N-G?
@foxhoundfrolic7 жыл бұрын
I think I might need to attend that workshop.
@KimmyWhisper7 жыл бұрын
frickshamer literally lol'd
@bewitchingbitch24487 жыл бұрын
frickshamer I thought it was Mmgee oh my gosh 😂 I need to attend too apparently 😂
@mooniemoons5 жыл бұрын
Mary saying "I can tell you have issues with your mother" and me relating hard cause she was exactly like Harvest, lord help us all
@Raii4eva7 жыл бұрын
Harvest is my favourite one of your characters!! I'm so glad she's back :) also I'm just struggling to finish an essay so this is great timing as I could use a little break
@SouthernASMRSounds7 жыл бұрын
Thank you!
@jennifereewing7 жыл бұрын
Can you pleeeeeeeease do another bitchy blind date?? It's finals week I NEED IT
@SouthernASMRSounds7 жыл бұрын
I'll see what I can do! Good luck on your finals!
@megreads8247 жыл бұрын
I'll never love anyone as much as Lynette, but Harvest comes pretty close! I am a fairly crunchy mom, so I encounter a loooooot of sanctimommies! Thanks for the laugh!
@megreads8247 жыл бұрын
Oh, you know, though, Harvest should NOT be using those plastic bags to hold those kale snacks. They will definitely give the children cancer ;).
@kellymyers98697 жыл бұрын
I was wondering where she got the bags. She says she doesn't go to the store. Does she make plastic bags??? lol
@EveliinaN977 жыл бұрын
All I can say is that I do hope the paper of those pamphlets is made by Harvest. Just think about all the carsinogens regular paper contains!
@whisperlistens7 жыл бұрын
But... how DO you knit yoghurt? I need to know!
@SouthernASMRSounds7 жыл бұрын
Sorry, you're just not #Woke enough for that information. Try harder, sweetie! :)
@sydneyknobloch40954 жыл бұрын
Did harvest hack into your KZbin account
@Laura.v.b7 жыл бұрын
This is fantastic your characters are always amazing! One of the best on KZbin I think! You should join your local theater or something!
@SouthernASMRSounds7 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much!
@HaIcyonic7 жыл бұрын
Harvest is fast becoming my favorite character on this channel! Had to wait until today to watch this because I wanted to stay awake for it :P It's just TOO funny. I hate making requests because you work incredibly hard and you do so much for us and this channel, but if you plan on making more videos with Harvest, I'd love to see one where she talks to an expectant mother about what to do or not to do during pregnancy - that's something that these kinds of moms get REALLY intense about. OR, it would be hilarious to see a video where Harvest deals with a mom even more sanctimonious than her, her reactions would be hilarious! Thank you so much for posting this :D
@blazingsstar7 жыл бұрын
U are literally my FAVORITE asmrist!!!! Your talent and ability to relax me is unmatched
@leahdavis94347 жыл бұрын
When did Harvest get a phone? Also the whispering during that section was really nice
@SouthernASMRSounds7 жыл бұрын
Her hypocritical self let it slip that she had a phone! Bad Harvest!
@vm889407 жыл бұрын
SouthernASMR Sounds I've noticed it too. but I'm sure she is forced to do that for us still earthbound beings who cannot ascend to her level and call her via telepathy.
@WarthogDemon7 жыл бұрын
She mentioned that doing this may or may not be court-ordered so I figured she was forced to find an earthly way for the court to contact her.
@Hazza_duh7 жыл бұрын
You should be an actress
@SouthernASMRSounds7 жыл бұрын
I enjoy doing this too much to get into any sort of "real" acting
@christapeterson51917 жыл бұрын
She held up the bag of kale and I was like yasssssssss weeeeeed but then she was like it's kale and I was sooooo disappointed
@lizard45387 жыл бұрын
What 8 year old holds their attention this long
@CannabrannaLammer6 жыл бұрын
Lucky Lizzy ones with asmr
@anthonykulik86927 жыл бұрын
You should do improve or be an actress, your so good at it
@LoriBeth4287 жыл бұрын
AGREED
@SouthernASMRSounds7 жыл бұрын
I'm too chicken to actually go through with it, plus I have way too much going on in my life to make room for it.
@anthonykulik86927 жыл бұрын
SouthernASMR Sounds what do you mean you're chicken 🍗, you had enough courage and bravery to do it on KZbin in front of thousands of viewers
@SouthernASMRSounds7 жыл бұрын
Yeah, but it's different than actually standing in front of lots of people and doing it. I have HORRIBLE stage fright.
@anthonykulik86927 жыл бұрын
SouthernASMR Sounds yeah but I don't think anyone's gonna laugh at you you're too pretty and nice and you're talented
@lionpawws7 жыл бұрын
"how old are you?" 15 "oh you're 8?" ..sure - "especially you being a girl and all, you'll want to listen to this-" i'm a boy but okay - i'm starting to think harvest's soap fumes are going to her head lmao
@sydneyknobloch40954 жыл бұрын
Same but I'm 13 and a girl
@josiepie87806 жыл бұрын
cOmMOn cORe *wheezing*
@PorcelainGal7 жыл бұрын
As a female litigator in a large firm with a "17.2 month" old daughter this really hit home. But regardless of the sting, I was able to get a good laugh and even greater relaxation out of this. Thank you for your hardwork making videos. I also love listening to them while I work.
@plaktow7 жыл бұрын
"children have many bug-like characteristics" :D This is hilarious!
@amarantheinwhite7 жыл бұрын
I work at a daycare. Moms like this exist.
@RamonaLeigh7 жыл бұрын
This is awesome. I want to see her do a bingo caller at an old age home kind of video. Calling out the same bingo ball continuously until the old folks finally use their dabbers. lol
@-Lysander-7 жыл бұрын
Sooooo... quick question... What happens when I have two dad's ? .....#WokeDad ?
@kaylahutchens35787 жыл бұрын
Lysander then you become gay too.
@-Lysander-7 жыл бұрын
kay love I am gay 😂👌
@kaylahutchens35787 жыл бұрын
Lysander omg really ? was trying to be an internet troll 😂😂 FAIL sorry then !
@zoeb85056 жыл бұрын
Oh that's lovely! #WokeDad
@silentsparrow88807 жыл бұрын
I am delighted Harvest is back!
@SouthernASMRSounds7 жыл бұрын
Harvest is delighted to be back! She talks way too much, though. Because of her, I didn't get to bed until after midnight last night! I told her to cut it short next time - either that or get started earlier.
@vm889407 жыл бұрын
SouthernASMR Sounds Harvest should start earlier like the #wokemom she is! I hate how much I love her. 😍😍😂😂😂😂
@silentsparrow88807 жыл бұрын
SouthernASMR Sounds I'm not sure that Harvest is very apt to take instruction though... Luckily, I don't think she has to worry about job evaluations!
@tilly74817 жыл бұрын
omg i loved this so much. although i couldn't get any tingles thru all the laughing i was doing. i really needed this. thank u so much for another awesome video.
@kristenaviles82387 жыл бұрын
Can I make a request of harvest meet a lesbian couple with a daughter walking into hot topic
@13JasonCastillo7 жыл бұрын
"And according to the sun, he is 88.3 months old..." LOL
@ashleynl67317 жыл бұрын
Your videos are always super realistic! You were born to be an actress! I'll be waiting for your debut in Hollywood 😉
@margiehandler34277 жыл бұрын
omg Mary....I have that top too....love it
@SouthernASMRSounds7 жыл бұрын
I get compliments every time I wear it!
@sophieyerrell98887 жыл бұрын
SouthernASMR Sounds suits the sanctimommy role perfectly 😂!x
@nicolerm5 жыл бұрын
"How To Knit Your Own Yogurt"? Haha! Too funny!
@AmandaLordofDarknessCh6 жыл бұрын
Even as a third grader I would have decked this lady when she starts insulting my mom😂😂 great job, very funny
@projectashe25937 жыл бұрын
Harvest is the character who introduced me to your channel, so I'm glad to see a video featuring her! :D
@ameliao.19427 жыл бұрын
"You've never eaten kale before!... I can tell... it's your posture." *smug face* 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 I burst out laughing!
@Michelle-mx2yl5 жыл бұрын
This is fantastic. I’m getting woke while falling asleep 😴😴😴
@julie53104 жыл бұрын
@4:16 "I suppose I'm grateful...to some extent." HA! Well done.
@SkyleonMK75 жыл бұрын
26:00 this alone deserves an oscar.
@dream-landing7 жыл бұрын
Best character you've got, Harvest is hilarious! Love your videos so much!
@toxictev7 жыл бұрын
I'm obsessed w your sanctimommy rp character!
@florencelinsley39067 жыл бұрын
I'm in the middle of an exam-stress-induced breakdown right now and this is exactly what I need to calm myself down. Thank you!
@monicaamberg75527 жыл бұрын
Oh my gosh Mary, you have become my favorite artist to watch. Your videos are always so interesting and unique, and so relaxing. Absolutely love your role-plays, and all of your characters. Keep on girl, much love
@mwritesabout7 жыл бұрын
Wow... Harvest is decompensating rapidly! She'll end up in that lovely facility Scarlett had to stay in at this rate! You've created such fascinating characters!
@ethanjenkins52586 жыл бұрын
your asmr makes me fall asleep EVERYTIME !! i really like your voice and how you give objects personal attention. this role play made me feel so bad !! when you put the kale back i felt sooo bad, and i was sitting on the other side of the screen saying “i’ll take the kale !!” anyways, you’re an amazing asmrtist. keep it up !!
@megandunbar89405 жыл бұрын
Harvest is hilarious. I hope she gets more videos.
@hellokri55y7 жыл бұрын
I love Harvest 😂 You have the greatest scripts, Mary!
@brodiem1197 жыл бұрын
I just LOVE these sanctimommy videos! You're accent is just so wonderful.
@jessejones77017 жыл бұрын
It's funny my sister lives in Denver and she's almost met women like this. You do a great job with this character. This woman would make a bishop kick out a stained glass window:)
@gillianbarth59277 жыл бұрын
HARVEST IS BACK!! YES!!! This made my day 😊😊😊
@doodleoodle48947 жыл бұрын
Maybe we could have a video where we are Haven or Ngee?
@2LadyofShalott67 жыл бұрын
I LOVE THIS I was hoping you would do another, bless you!!
@limbofriend7 жыл бұрын
i really enjoy your videos!! you're so funny and sassy! ❤
@jomia81457 жыл бұрын
The calming soap is back!! 😄👌🏻 I love love love these RPs!
@SouthernASMRSounds7 жыл бұрын
That bar of soap actually was pineapple coconut. It's some frou-frou soap I bought a while back. (Don't tell Harvest, but I didn't actually make it myself.) It smells oddly wonderful. The combination of pineapple and coconut is really divine!
@jomia81457 жыл бұрын
They are my favourite smells - I'd snap up a bar in an instant! I'd probably take a bag of kale too. I love a salad with kale. However I drench mine with harmful salad dressing...I'm sure Harvest would approve, maybe?! 😉😂
@cricketphx7 жыл бұрын
Damn...guess I need to get my 16 year old back in to a rear facing car seat! lmao!
@SouthernASMRSounds7 жыл бұрын
She'd really look down on me. Neither of my kids are over 18 and haven't been in a rear-facing car seat in a very long time. :(
@musicalqueen387 жыл бұрын
cricketphx hahaha
@addie43757 жыл бұрын
Every time she would say how many months I would have to use my calculator 😂
@amberlee.nycole.perrine81507 жыл бұрын
"They just don't think of you that much." I know 😭😭😭
@booksandcaffiene7 жыл бұрын
I would love to see Harvest have a similar conversation with a smart alec teenager
@andrea444healing75 жыл бұрын
That's so funny. Not going to sleep, too busy laughing
@maddie1074 жыл бұрын
Haven and Nnghee XD XD
@Neko-vj4if7 жыл бұрын
You are by far, my favorite ASMR artist! Love your roleplays :)
@allieb60427 жыл бұрын
I don't really consider this ASMR very much.. But I don't care because I'd choose this over ASMR anyday. You're an amazing actor!
@ShortAndSalty5 жыл бұрын
216 months is 18 years guys. She is gonna have her kids in car seats till the age of 18 omg lol 😂
@yahoo.com076 жыл бұрын
You are so incredibly funny!! "It doesn't make my eyes water!" LOL
@Kim-pz4fh7 жыл бұрын
Thank you for spoiling us, I've been sooo relaxed this week.
@emilytucker46307 жыл бұрын
I just love your role-play videos!
@emilytucker46307 жыл бұрын
By the way I just love your jacket.
@Knoxident7 жыл бұрын
I'm not exactly sure that shirt is... School appropriate...
@ThePerksofBeingSveva7 жыл бұрын
Watches video to fall asleep, wakes up thanks to Harvest and becomes a #wokemommy
@kaepjjang16967 жыл бұрын
I woke up during the night with my phone on my belly and my earplugs in my ear and I still had my hoodie on and I realised I fell asleep because it was so relaxing hahaha thank you for this video and roasting me going to a community school haha 💙💙💙💙💙
@phoenixwilkinson43607 жыл бұрын
I was so happy to see another sanctimommy video! 😂 so funny!
@meredithgrimm66357 жыл бұрын
I had major surgery, just had my entire colon removed, and I'm trying not to laugh because ow 😂 but this is gold
@Kosmickritter7 жыл бұрын
YES. THIS IS SUCH A UNIQUE ASMR. yes. I am so happy.
@Kosmickritter7 жыл бұрын
the jacket, too. you've outdone yourself.
@le_Gay7 жыл бұрын
I feel that harvest is lying about her life 'cause she said she watched law and order but then went back and said she just heard about. :)
@annakennedy78557 жыл бұрын
I would love a whispered story time about your sanctimommy experiences!