ASMR | Hypothetical Neighborhood Gossip 3-22-2022 (Soft Spoken)

[@novaland444]

I hypothetically love that you allegedly use these words wrong. Theoretically. Possibly.

[@SouthernASMRSounds]

People nitpicked it, so naturally I do it all the time now.

[@Xtina_9]

Your son’s hypothetical way of dealing with Tripp was GENIUS!! 😂 I would be so hypothetically proud!

[@mrs.b3439]

“He was literally a clown, that was his job” I don’t know why but that made me laugh so hard 😂

[@chelsevmvrie]

I went to highschool with a girl who auditioned for a show on MTV, she made the first round and was on live television when she stated that her goal was to go to clown school to become a clown…. Idk why but this reminded me of that 😂😂😂

[@prokath7447]

This is relaxing AND entertaining. Props to your older son for that move with the speaker, had me laugh in bed. "I don't think so !" ... What a mad lad !

[@hannahjuliette5432]

Mary, I haven’t even started this video yet, but I just wanted to say how much I appreciate and love you and your videos. I’m a mid twenties woman, graduated universiry and now living by myself in the big scary world! Sometimes I feel lonely or get anxiety thinking about the uncertainty of my life at the moment, but I watch your videos and I always feel better! I love how honest and genuine you are and tbh I see you as a bit of a role model (especially as you have said you have dealt with things that I have in the past). Thank you so much for your hard work, I came for the ASMR but stayed for YOU!! 💕

[@SouthernASMRSounds]

Aw, thank you so much! 😊 ❤️

[@jazminjaquez3873]

Aw 🥺 you got the world in your hands baby you got this 💪🏼

[@NikkiBell10]

People may get angry at you for using hypothetically and allegedly wrong. But, my mom and I use apparently for everything - even when we know it's happening. "Apparently it's raining."

[@annrahe1056]

“Itchy and Scratchy” 😐😂 (“I’m not one to judge….well yes I am.”) I adore the heck out of you! LOL!!!!

[@kittylynne607]

I love these so much, Mary. Sometimes my anxiety is so bad, ASMR videos can't hold my attention. But these do! I love listening to people tell stories the way you do.😊 Hypothetically.

[@Ktd1013]

I am convinced that The Dudes In Trucks are some sort of real life X-Files organization and those holes are alien crash sites. 👽🛸

[@Chrispy_thee_Critter]

LOL! I keep thinking the same thing or that the Dudes ARE the aliens and they’re doing experiments in Mary’s area. 👷🏻🕳🛻🚐🚚👽✌🏻🛸🤔😂

[@psychologynerd23]

I was just Diagnosed with PTSD and sometimes the only thing that can calm me down are your videos. Thank you for the relaxation, the distraction, and the hope. 💕

[@kileannonhoward840]

Mary, you bring me back to the best parts of my Southern upbringing. I live in Kansas now and these videos make me feel like I'm reconnecting with my roots. 💕

[@shanonyoung6914]

Thats hilarious that your son played the frozen song and barney! Sounds like he got your sense of humor which is amazing!! Sounds like the lady who spray paints her house has some issues!!! Love this video so much!

[@juliennedesjardins5383]

We had someone pretend to be the gas company. Said he needed to look at our hot water tank in the basement. Turned out he was selling those. He pulled the screen door out of my husband’s hand and said “I’m coming in.” 👀 Long story short, he did not come in 😂🙃

[@jenniferscheuren2960]

I love these videos. When you bought your house it was an inspiration to me as a single woman. I bought my first house shortly after.

[@Carolina_Cheesehead]

Congratulations! That’s not an easy feat.

[@juliennedesjardins5383]

Wow!

[@hannsolo8]

These videos are my absolute favorite...along with the yearly KZbin anniversary biscuitville vlogs...roleplays...Christmas wrappings... antique store walk throughs. You don't make it easy to choose just one 🤣👏 but really, I love these ones. You look absolutely GORG♡

[@evilmiscreantgirlfriend]

man this episode had an all star line up. all of the characters have been out recently!

[@clara8058]

"Trip Fontaine", the highschool guy 😄

[@sethgrant7775]

Whenever I have a terrible day at work I always know I can count on Mary 🥰 thank you for the amazing content!

[@elielliso]

This is your best gossip video yet. Masterpiece.

[@sheasbricks]

Oh these are my absolute FAVORITE! Thank you for always uploading such great content! I’m going to cook dinner for my two girls and listen to this! Have a great evening Mary 🤍

[@emmajane9986]

Yesss! I’ve been so looking forward to the next instalment of this 😂

[@ceamean]

I love how I fall asleep to most your videos so I can come and watch them again. Your channel is like a safe haven for my homeless soul.

[@SouthernASMRSounds]

Wow, thank you!

[@autumnskye]

These videos always make me feel less alone in the insanity that is homeownership. Thank you.

[@jimmyraye5693]

This is my favorite kind of video that you make. It's funny,it's interesting and very much relaxing🙂

[@beautifullifeasmr4350]

I watch these videos while I'm cooking like I'm listening to a friend! It's like when my grandma used to watch "her stories" - also, that black shirt is darling!

[@adammyers1182]

Yes yes yes you’ve just made my day thank you sooooo much. I love these ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@soulfoodsmama2980]

“The HOA Lady” had me ROLLING. Good gracious almighty, I can’t even.

[@MistyBlueLights]

I'm allegedly very excited for this 😂

[@katevand]

i can not confirm or deny i listened to this video.

[@samanthacaley5409]

I love everything you do, but these are my absolute favorite videos! I always end up falling asleep the first time I watch, and then I have to come back to finish cause I need to know what's going on in the neighborhood!

[@Lizziekbeezee]

I’m on bed rest in late stage of pregnancy and your videos are getting me through!!!! ❤ Thank you for everything you post and all the time you take to “chat” with those of us who don’t get out a lot these days!! 😊

[@SouthernASMRSounds]

You are so welcome!

[@mandycobbin482]

Yes I have been waiting for another neighbor update!!!! Thank you! You made my day!

[@hails699]

Love your neighbourhood gossip videos . Love some “hypothetical “ drama

[@roserunner5504]

Original Scratchy!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 You have literally the BEST stories!!!!!!!

[@themaddiecommittee]

these are my favorite videos of yours, Mary! you posted this at the perfect time. my marriage is ending at i’ll be divorced at 24, so i’m very grateful for the neighborhood gossip distraction :’) you make my day a little brighter. thank you as always.

[@lydialaub5475]

Good luck with it all and take good care.

[@ash.handle]

Every video you put up becomes my new favorite. I'm so happy to have found your channel!!! 🥰

[@PaperDolly86]

Please, Ms. Mary, could we have an ice cream truck update? I’m bursting with curiosity about the truck, the spray paint artist, and the rest of the funky bunch. 🙏

[@messylifewithnikki8408]

Mary this is what we love ❤❤❤ thank you for all you do

[@JustPaperASMR]

Haha. I'd so burn my house down with some do-it-yourself solar panels. I've been quiet for awhile, so, Hi Mary! 😘

[@HAVENWELLE]

I love the hypothetical neighborhood gossip! Thanks for sharing.

[@maisiemay_95]

YEEEESSSS! The gossip is back! These are my absolute favorite 🤩 thank you Mary!

[@emptynestasmr5599]

I've been listening to your neighborhood gossip playlist which got me thinking about things. Rooster? Vroom vroom bike? Men in trucks? 😂 Love these updates.

[@cleoivory5617]

I was so happy to see another neighbourhood gossip video, i love these so much

[@pig2428]

Oh my these are hypothetically, my absolute favorite videos!!

[@AmarielTheGrey]

I have been looking forward to this update for weeks!! Thank you Mary!!

[@robbarber6975]

Every time you drop one of these I am like a kid on Christmas

[@mjasmrtingles]

I have been WAITING for this! I love it!

[@Naomeme]

I love these SO much. Your acting is fantastic, we can't tell if you made any up or not!

[@whitneymarchan8380]

My favorite videos, but I just can’t believe some of these stories are real 😆🤣…Either way the neighborhood gossip is the best! Mary you are you an excellent story teller!

[@zenseed75]

That color looks amazing on you. So, looking forward to this one. Thanks.

[@ORiordanJennifer17]

These are my all time favourite videos to watch ❤ Just in time for bed aswell timing couldn't be more perfect 😁

[@cathyblock6197]

I loved the clown story & followed your telling of those adventures when I first heard them.

[@annamendelev640]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 "the lady with issues" Thats an understatement.

[@clareelizabeth]

Noo! I’ll never sleep now, I have to pay attention. But so looking forward to it 😁

[@sarka4727]

"She is always so *door closes* quiet" theoretically hypothetically. Lol.

[@haleytice]

That's the thing about warmer weather. It brings EVERYONE out. ugh. lol

[@bobbybibbleboston1918]

Mary you look beautiful!🌸 Thanks for the videos as always 😊

[@entirelyourownworld]

YOU HAVE BLESSED US! 57 minutes! Omg 😁😁😁

[@HannahB0515]

oh my gosh i didn’t realize how long it’d been since i last watched one of these videos im so excited!

[@garnetbelskamper5495]

Settled in for a nice night filled with gossip. Hope everyone is having a great night 🌙

[@missMediaChick]

Destroying your own property out of spite. 😄 Oh shit! It's 1:30am and I just got to the part about your son blasting Let It Go out his window....I just laughed so loudly, guaranteed I woke a neighbor up. 🤣 I think I'd better finish this video tomorrow. 🤭

[@iKristin04]

I need to sleep, but I always have to finish these videos because they’re my favorite 😂

[@abbierose92]

Omg I LOVE these!! Yay!! The weather will hopefully keep these coming! 😂 - oh how I wish I knew Tripp’s tik tok 🤣🤣

[@mz3588]

Hypothetically, Dudes in trucks and Spray Paint Lady are my favorite storylines 🚚 🎨

[@kabukitrolldoll382]

itchy and scratchy took me OUT 😭😂😂😂

[@ceamean]

I fucking love your son 🤣 When people are loud in the corridors of my building talking on the phone, I open the door and play crazy frog on full blast with my phone.

[@Jessd0288]

Please keep us updated on 'Big Worm' and his Ice Cream Truck 🤣😭

[@travisp7788]

i will never miss one of these they are the best!

[@shawnarice4515]

Add these to my list of favorite videos from you. ❤️❤️❤️

[@Lytah84]

The dudes in trucks saga is the best conspiracy theory story. Construction (or standing around looking at a hole in the ground) shouldn't be strange but they sure are making it sound strange.💜

[@stephaniepink6085]

Thanks for your video it got me all the way through the drive home today. I listened not watched. And I sat there and said aloud I really am wondering about the dudes with trucks. I'm also real interested in the return of scratchy. I feel like by watching your vlog channel I might get some early scoop. Thanks 👍

[@PrincessSamantha029]

Your theoretical neighborhood gossip gives me life!!

[@cynicalthoughts]

Yessssssss i was waiting for updates 😊😊😊, alleged updates 😂 love ya Mary you are awesome!

[@rebeccaw2452]

These and rambles are my fave videos thanks Mary your the best xxxx

[@cassandraweaver3339]

You're the only one that can put me to sleep

[@kalvineldridge]

Miss Margaret sounds absolutely adorable.

[@kaitimusprime]

Yessss! I love these gossip videos! 😂

[@lornalee7600]

Totally enjoyed this, made me laugh out loud repeatedly. Mary, you are truly my spirit animal 😁

[@soulfoodsmama2980]

I never realized that gossip was so relaxing

[@kirsty1929]

Never clicked on a video so fast!!!! 😂 Amazing video as always! Love from UK 🇬🇧

[@Staceycbw]

You look really pretty today. Love your channel. Keep up the good work. 💕

[@MrBoston987]

Oh Mary, Trip sounds like a real catch! Nice car and nice truck and no rent to pay! Scoop him up before he’s off the market! /s

[@kayleypagio921]

Omg I have missed these!!!

[@cessily89]

Love this look on you Mary. The makeup and cut of that top with the earrings .. very cute !

[@ACGNikki]

These are the best... lol And a full update - nice!! 😁

[@carig7378]

So funny!!! I love your channel... the best!!!

[@mimirano]

Mary, you look beautiful today! I love love the neighborhood gossip videos, thank you so much!!!

[@jensmith5994]

Knowing your creative abilities with all of your characters and everything, I honestly wouldn't be surprised if all of these neighbors were made up!! :)

[@yurina1353]

This is very entertaining and calming. Thank you.

[@anthonydemauri4095]

Lmao I love that you pointed out that you know you use them wrong, after the second time I saw one of these videos I realized what you were doing and the comments made me laugh

[@elainegill2619]

Absolutely love this video....'do you know' I know what I know..do you know!!!! 😂😂Could be here all day😉Mary you're so funny😁

[@daffodilyellow2430]

You are SUCH an interesting person ☺️ I could listen to you all day 👍

[@Smiles63010]

My momma always says being cheap is expensive. It’ll cost you down the line 🤷🏾‍♀️.

[@kingavracz]

Hi Mary! You are such a great story teller! You be great at doing audiobooks. Your voice is so gentle and pleasant to hear. 😊 I have a sign that says “No soliciting” under my mail box but they still leave flyers. I got a hand written letter from a Jehovah witness! 😑

[@alexlin9565]

After they wrote me twice, they called me on the phone. When I asked how they got my cell phone number, they lied and said the phone book. When I pressed them for the truth, they hung up. Really, I’m going to go to a church of liars?? SMH.

[@spencerallegra]

If anyone happens to find Tripp’s tiktok please please please post a link!!

[@jessicaparry2236]

Hey Mary ❤️😁 this is the 4th time am watching this video 😂 I am hoping I can get to the end this time without falling asleep 😴😴 I haven't managed to get past 15 mins in yet 😂🤞🙏 your videos are just to relaxing I end up watch each video few times over!! (Which I don't mind at all) I have watched all your asmr video's right from the first video right through to all your everyday Mary vlogs! There's not much I can do than like comment and share your videos to show I support you!! Thanks you for being such a beautiful kind and caring asmrtist!!! God bless you and your family xxxx much love jessica xxxx

[@lostinstereo09np]

"I don't know what I'm so because she went in and shut the door" - Idk what it was about her on this but i thought it was funny. I never thought I'd enjoy hearing someones neighborhood stories until I randomly clicked on this lol

[@becausehiddles]

Omggg I did not see the (alleged) Scratchy 1.0 twist coming 😲

[@mayamendoza4312]

someone play that sound that goes "I'VE BEEN WAITIN FOR THIS ONE , TURN IT UP"