ASMR | (Hypothetical) Neighborhood Gossip Update 7-1-2022 (Soft Spoken)

[@SouthernASMRSounds]

Quite a few people have voiced their disapproval of my misuse of the words "hypothetical," "theoretical," and "alleged" in previous gossip videos. So you know what I had to do...

[@jessicatrease4897]

This is why I love you!! We speak the same language of straight sarcasm!

[@HaIcyonic]

"It really bothers people, some people, if I use the word "hypothetically" incorrectly, or "allegedly," so hypothetically, allegedly, perhaps I - hypothetically, allegedly - might be using those words in this video. So if it DOES bother you, then, hypothetically, allegedly, this may not be the video for you." I absolutely love you, Mary. Truly iconic.

[@lindadesantis9958]

Just do you !!! I love hearing it ! Then that twinkle in your eye when you say it !!

[@lindadesantis9958]

@@oatmealeverymorning yes !!!!!

[@KayW-gd2if]

People have too much time on thier hands, ignore them 👍🏼

[@pig2428]

These are hypothetically, allegedly, theoretically, possibly the best videos on the internet. Again I hypothetically love these videos, but I could be completely making this up. Allegedly…

[@sav479]

😂😂

[@leahwilson8982]

She makes me roar with laughter

[@leahwilson8982]

With her humor and her “ball” jokes LMFAO

[@rebeccaschaffner2081]

Ok but I love hearing “hypothetically, allegedly, theoretically” neighborhood gossip is my fav because I ❤️ all the tea ☕️

[@evilmiscreantgirlfriend]

No kidding - I just thought to myself it’s been a while since one of these and Boom! Here it is. Mary has blessed us again!!

[@kileywinkler5368]

me too!!

[@hotwasabi1085]

I love the mindset you had when you won. Those crazy neighbors causing trouble just wanted to win for the sake of it. You didn’t care but when you did win it made you appreciate the home you have built for yourself by yourself, that’s really sweet! I’m glad you won! I wish we could see your yard but totally get it that’s not safe lol

[@Lizwhisp]

One thing I learned about myself watching this is that, apparently, nothing quite grabs and holds my attention like the sentence "did I tell you about the chicken?"

[@twiggystardust9573]

Imagine a grown man having conspiracy theories about... grass! Congrats on your win! You've put a lot of time and effort into your yard, and Joe can go suck an egg, with his little knock-off Dolce & Gabbana frogs.

[@malloryk5237]

Yay! These are hypothetically/allegedly my absolute favorite! Thank you, Mary :)

[@AmarielTheGrey]

I have this ritual, where every time a neighborhood gossip video comes out, I have to watch the whole thing at least once before trying to fall asleep to it. These never disappoint. Also DUDES IN TRUCKS!! I just want answers lol

[@WhisperCrayon]

Your neighborhood deserves to be a TV series.

[@celinelacasse4141]

Good idéa

[@jessicatrease4897]

So so sooooo proud of your yard getting the award!! That is amazing and you should be proud of your self for having such a beautiful yard and home!

[@Simmysays]

Mary I’d like to nominate you for an award for putting up with these neighbours! You could honestly write a movie based on all the wacky characters 😆

[@lorimichele3375]

Over the past 2.5 years I’ve become more and more antisocial, and people have been trying to convince me that I should at least walk around my neighborhood and socialize with my neighbors. This video convinced me I won’t be venturing out anytime soon. Or ever. P.S. I’ve also got a motorcycle owner on my block who just takes out his bike for a few minutes, comes home and then goes out again. Allegedly.

[@idk207]

I never thought I’d feel so relaxed listening to someone talk about their neighborhood, lol I love it

[@becausehiddles]

The way I run, not walk, to every single one of these hypothetical, alleged neighborhood gossip videos---

[@ASMRTingledPink]

What a nutty neighborhood! 🤪 "Allegedly." I hope you do get on the board. I will love hearing about what happens when you have say so in what goes on! 😂

[@celinelacasse4141]

What a weird and entertaining neighbourhood you have. The good thing about it is for us to getting to know them, without having to really know them, not even hypothetecally ☺️

[@taylornicole5037]

I was just thinking about rewatching your neighborhood gossip videos, and you dropped a new one!! You’re so in-tune with your viewers, Mary!!

[@lizziew4741]

“And I always listen to Metallica while I mow” 😂 Love you Mary

[@themaddiecommittee]

No matter how hard things get, Mary’s always got some neighborhood gossip and it’s always at the perfect time ❤️ Your videos have always been a relief for me.

[@isooobel]

How does it feel to know you have inspired a lot of ASMRists to post videos like this :)

[@nmarzuke]

This is THE BEST video ever!! This randomly popped up and I’m so glad it did. I am now a subscriber! The Gordy story was AWESOME! Congratulations on your yard of the month win! Joe is eating dust!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@TeeMonique72]

I love the "Hypothetical" soft spoken videos!

[@melaniejones1172]

I have to tell you Mary. This video is my favorite video EVER! It’s relaxing and so entertaining at the same time. I love when you say the word “crazy” somewhere I think in the beginning. It always makes me chuckle. So much in this video makes me chuckle. You are a true artist!

[@SouthernASMRSounds]

Oh thank you!

[@kabukitrolldoll382]

i just about DIED hearing that Scratchy 1 actually moved in!! I love this update😂😂

[@andreaquinn8224]

Absolutely loved this Mary, thank you.....I was completely entertained throughout the entire video, and you made me laugh countless times....always a good thing x

[@asmrlover4306]

made my night that i found this video!!! been binging other of her videos til this one came out!!!!

[@SouthernASMRSounds]

Hope you enjoyed it!

[@speedballjunior2812]

I have to say Mary has got to be the best amsr artist out I just can't stop looking up her vids, even my kids love listen to her, brilliant 💙👏🏻

[@Maria_FFerreira]

Oh Mary, how I missed your neighborhood's gossip!! Hahaha! Thanks!!

[@alexlin9565]

Congratulations Mary on getting the yard and house you always wanted. You deserve it. It’s sounds beautiful.

[@Healthymuscles_gr]

This is better than Netflix 🤣🔥🥰

[@SacrificeTheVeggies]

YES. These are my all-time favorite videos you do! Perfect thing to listen to while I make dinner.

[@riskeerider]

I hadn't realized how much I have missed these!

[@FactsASMR1]

One of the best soft spoken voices in ASMR ❤❤

[@beckym1728]

U have no idea how long i’ve been looking forward to this update. i have my own layout of your neighbourhood & neighbours in my head i feel like i’m right there with you lollll love these videos so much

[@isabeldiaz2971]

IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ONE 😭 thank you for blessing us Mary. I love your videos and these just take the cake

[@Keke88]

Hypoallegedly // I am laughing so hard about the Peony chicken story -- what screwballs // Gordy and Peony need to get together and start a Comedy Club act.

[@Reldas]

I love these so much. Can we get a sitcom about your neighborhood? 10/10 would watch.

[@meganalice93]

Hypothetically allegedly these videos are my favourite.

[@DearASMRAbby]

Randomly clicked to re-watch this video and you were talking about getting on the HOA Board! Hah. Pretty cool that it worked out for you! Looking forward to another neighborhood update video.

[@penelopep.maggie5976]

Sounds like your HOA came up with this contest to make sure people keep up with their lawns lol

[@ebony_3743]

Lol "oh you got me Joe" 🤣🤣

[@roserunner5504]

I am freaking DEAD over the damn chicken hair extensions 🤣🤣🤣I have not laughed that hard in a month of Sundays!!! Thank you, Mary. You are the literal BEST💜

[@soulfoodsmama2980]

Maybe we can call this new bike the “Go-Go” bike since it actually moves.

[@1403AMY]

It's 5:20am in the UK and I'm googling chickens in a tutu! 🤣

[@lindadesantis9958]

I did the same thing !! Lol 😂

[@ultimok]

Don't mess with Mary and her mower! Harvester of Sorrow! lol

[@HeyZoeXO10]

"I don't know what kind of massaging she does, that's none of my business." LMAO

[@Mmercury24]

Was JUST rewatching my fave of this series and now there’s a new one! Yay!

[@refreshyourpage._.0]

LOVE these story series!!!!!!!!

[@livx804]

The problem is I’m hooked by the gossip and love it but the asmr is so good I fall asleep straight away 😂

[@miraculerlovingmiraculous6528]

This was so entertaining I ran out of tea good job

[@torisharp3857]

ive seriously missed this series!!! thank youuu

[@unrequin4805]

These are my fav vids of hers

[@sarasiffermann9874]

Omg the hypothetical emotional parakeet lady 😂😂😂

[@courtneymajer6029]

So glad I've missed these "alleged " " hypothetical" videos!!!

[@ceamean]

I rolled my eyes so hard when you mentioned his ceramic frogs flown in from Italy 🤣

[@Lesyeuxbleus]

“I always listen to Metallica when i mow” love u Mary hahaha

[@elksel]

I love this series so much! They are so fun!

[@ASMRNatasha]

I love your videos, you’re voice is so comforting ✨

[@gothfairy11]

Hypothetically, Emotional Support Animals do NOT have the same public access rights as service animals! Sounds like Gordy also is not public service trained which means they can tell her to take him home legally. Theoretically.

[@cheryl1089]

You are just the kind of person I love.... sooooo normal ! These neighbors are whacky 😅 hypothetically 😊😂 love listening to you ❤

[@adammyers1182]

My favourite series on your channel thank you so much you’ve made my day ❤️❤️❤️

[@AnaDiaz-tc4br]

yesssss! i’ve hypothetically & allegedly been waiting for so long

[@annemarieandrus3912]

Congratulations on the front yard award 🥇! And …omg with the joker house! 😳

[@_iamsarahi]

Yes! I have been waiting for some neighborhood gossip! 💛

[@yuste316]

My fave!!! These videos are always my go-to!

[@aimeefrost3903]

I can never put my finger on hay but you always give me massive Phoebe vibes (like the friends character) your just so funny and have a great energy about you!

[@sphinx8629]

Love ya Mary!! Congrats!! Run for the board! Hope ya win!

[@PaperDolly86]

Thank you Thank you Thank you, Mary!!! These are my FAVORITE!!!!

[@SouthernASMRSounds]

You are so welcome!

[@adamreynolds1553]

I love love love the gossip videos bc I live in a similarly chaotic neighborhood

[@ashl4181]

I get way too invested in these hypothetical updates...sitting here audibly gasping.

[@vshe4311]

Oh man, it’s so late and I’m heading to bed but I love your neighborhood gossip. Must stay awake.

[@bubble-toffee]

I’ve been hypothetically, allegedly, theoretically waiting for an update. Hehe. Thank you Mary. ❤️

[@q2kasmr]

Your asmr is awesome Mary. I could never make asmr as relaxing as yours!

[@sweettexast2894]

Oh my goodness this is like Mayberry on crack…🤣😂🤣 Congratulations! I am so excited and happy for you! I love it and I can’t get enough of it miss Mary! Now I have to say this. “Joe” is funny and all but people like that can also unhinged and I am a bit concerned about what he might do to retaliate if he is that angry about something so small. Especially after the conversations with you. I know this from experience it happened to me and it happened to me a couple of neighbors in another neighborhood I lived. Please please watch your cats and watch Wally keep an eye on them. I’m just going to say that Neighbors got into an altercation over the stupidest thing and these one neighbors ended up putting antifreeze in hot dogs and killing my neighbors dogs. And I will not tell you what they did to their cats. Please please keep you’re eyes open.

[@bluize567]

Oh my gosh, Mary! I'm not making light of obnoxious neighbors...you crack me up😊 NOT hypothetically, either. My neighbors don't bother me - I'm known as the "crazy widow on the hill" with "self defense mechanisms..." theoretically, of course. Congrats on winning BEST YARD! You'll make an awesome HOA board member, surely would have my vote.

[@willieb6307]

I enjoy your vids and your humor is spot on, the stories keeps my attention great work

[@SouthernASMRSounds]

Awesome, thank you!

[@videowatcher01]

this could honestly be a tv show idea. follow around some neighborhood drama and then 😮 the main character becomes a member of the hoa board

[@theclownsystem9429]

I love the she Desperate Housewives. Mary, I swear your neighborhood could be the setting in the show. So much strange, insane stuff happens around you just like on Desperate Housewives lol your street is part of an entertaining soap opera. Let's just hope murder doesn't start up around there. We don't want it EXACTLY like the show lmao

[@sarahgallagher7ify]

Haven’t clicked on a video so fast in so long!

[@haylsbops6085]

Howling at the Gordy stories 😭 🐤

[@InnerNeptune]

As SOON as I saw this video, I was so happy because I love these kinds of videos, ngl Im so interested in the drama

[@beccahunt6127]

I think the next time Joe comes over and talks to you about your lawn. You should ask him about Boots. 😂🤔 Also, I think you won because the neighbors probably decided that you were the one the least crazy acting about the contest! 💥🥳 But also, I’m sure your yard is adorable !! 🥰😎

[@jenl8776]

My absolute favorite kind of videos!!!

[@missMediaChick]

Mary, you aren't nosy, you're inquisitive. 😄

[@filou2536]

Love these videos ❤️ was just thinking it the other day and then this appears! Thank you Mary 🥰

[@hollandjimenez6592]

This is the video I’ve been waiting for.

[@eringarceau3752]

Loved this! Thank you Mary

[@kaitlintolbert8038]

Me who gets tingles when you say hypothetical and theoretical ☺️❤️

[@Schmusekissens]

I love these kind of video’s!! Always interesting 🙂

[@DeliDiva78]

Congratulations,Mary👑

[@alyssacelines7988]

I literally clicked so fast, I can’t believe im a day late 😭 allegedly, hypothetically I missed these videos😂💕💕💕💕

[@anagabriela9561]

Congratulations on ur win Mary !!! U deserve it ♥️♥️♥️

[@patriicia.clemente]

Oooh i've been waiting for news from there thanks Mary i love this so much seriously its a non-toxic chat about others with no hate, just telling what happend

[@leahrubylovejoy]

I wish my biggest struggle was that my neighbours grass looks greener than mine 😅 this man needs to be humbled

[@elainegill2619]

GREAT choice of music btw..Metallica🤘😉..you sure have some crazy neighbours.Hypothetically speaking of course😂Well done with your garden yard award👍

[@babywigeon]

I'm cracking up at the parakeet advocacy 😂

[@evaprokesova3455]

Dear Mary, congrats on the first price! You not only deserve it, but also the right decision was made by the people voting for you and not for the hypothetical neighbor 😂. I am sure your front yard is just as you personality - bright and positive. “His” front yard as well 😂. Would be nice to throw here a picture of yours if it doesn’t bother u. Best of luck and lots of love. Eva (from the Czech Republic 🇨🇿).

[@smokeybandit4554]

Omg I absolutely love the sassy you do to the donkeys that complain. Frig em😂🤦‍♀️🤣

[@Rjhs001]

Oh Mary, this is wonderful. Of course, I'm sorry that you hypothetically have neighbours that are such arseholes but notwithstanding that, this was so amusing. Btw, I would love to have you as a neighbours...also FYI, as a proud Yorkshireman, I brag about how LITTLE I paid for stuff. I love a bargain. Take care Mary x