ASMR Karen Gives The New Babysitter (You) Instructions 🧸

[@sawyersmith6690]

00:00 Intro 01:16 Being late 02:20 Giving info 03:36 Starts giving instructions 04:30 Nail instructions 05:27 Hair + makeup instructions 06:25 Restrictions 09:13 Reservation 12:25 Toy instructions 13:46 Cat instructions 14:43 Restrictions 16:11 Final notes 18:58 Ending

[@WiseOne.]

Ayeee Sawyer is here!

[@jossknight9274]

You know your early when Sawyer hasn't finished.

[@hansmitxo]

Thank you so much for taking the time to do this! Have a great day or night!

[@HollieSaunders]

Yes sawyer!

[@ajlush4734]

Thanks Sawyer! ❤️

[@hansmitxo]

"Joeanna E, she's always right" 😭

[@moonlightbie]

“she’s got a little bit of an attitude i don’t know where she gets it from” lmao I can’t 😭

[@avarossi3720]

I can’t tell if Joeanna E is spoiled or being abused😂

[@avanoelle2108]

Honestly I feel like I should call cps

[@OceansASMR]

she’s surviving

[@avarossi3720]

@@OceansASMR barely😂💗💗

[@Ghibliballs]

@@OceansASMR Oh god

[@dakotaa8399]

shes totally just thriving :)

[@unholys1gma159]

Somewhere there's a Karen watching this thinking these are perfectly normal instructions

[@zee9233]

omg omg im crying this is so accurate

[@daniellebennis2126]

So freaking true

[@juliavalle1715]

PLEAAAAASE DO ONE OF KAREN AT BRUNCH w/ the girlssssss

[@francescaaboon]

YESSSSS

[@lexicomerford8562]

yessss

[@clairehaigh2740]

@@elsiechahanovich2014 @Julia Valle yesssssssss

[@xxjayyyyxx2253]

@@elsiechahanovich2014 YES PLEASEEE OCEAN!!

[@snicketysnuck3104]

Can’t wait for part two when Karen returns to tell us everything we did wrong while babysitting, complain about her brunch, and fire us!

[@naisal1378]

we got something even better! an ongoing series! my fave dysfunctional family!

[@enjoythestruggle]

And demand to speak to our manager.

[@yaelabramovitz8608]

Omg I want to see a part two of like she can't for the life of her find something wrong with our work and both of us are shocked.. Like mason and Joanna E love us and are upset that Karen's back

[@avalolol]

*~video ideas~* Roleplays: -joanna e roleplay 😫 -cashier roleplay -any kind of makeover roleplay (like the vsco girl, e girl, and horse girl kind of roleplays!) -worst reviewed waitress roleplay -you come across alyssa the horse girl again lol Others: -textured tapping -silicone tapping -inaudible whispers -tracing items -fast and aggressive triggers -MORE FRENCH VIDEOSS!!!! 🤩 -fidget toy triggers (if you have any) :)

[@aubreychoi]

a piercing roll play would be super cool!

[@charlottesteward4923]

"she's always right" Later: "She might ask for hot pink and tell you she's allowed, but she's not. It's NUDE pink."

[@evelynmunoz6608]

“if she says she’s allowed to wear makeup don’t let her”😭

[@OceansASMR]

mother knows best

[@jazziiiiiiii3274]

@@evelynmunoz6608”but if she throws a tantrum just put some makeup on her “

[@abdulazizmahamd3673a]

Tyygrer

[@saa17835]

“No carbs for Joanna E” sent me 😭😭

[@anka004]

lol my name’s joanna

[@emmacharlottejohnstone2748]

As someone who regularly baby sits, I’ve had moms like this 🥴

[@870_leah8]

My friends tell me stories like this all the time

[@Gjenila]

Omg i ised to babysit last uear and I also had these types of moms.

[@annabelqi8567]

that’s horrible to hear 😬

[@Gjenila]

@@keiron.4612 if you are asking me then yeah sure i will

[@pepperjackey5899]

Bless you 🥺🥰

[@laylss]

This is the best roleplay ever omg. PLEASE do one with karen at brunch with the girls, that would be ICONIC

[@rachaelhofer4500]

Karen: “I hate firing people” Me: I know you freaking lying 😂

[@oliviahunt7365]

Lol

[@N1XX_2]

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[@caseymorgan3815]

You’re scarily good at this

[@caseymorgan3815]

Also kinda scary because I have done childcare for someone like this before but thankfully her kids were lovely so it was worth it even if their mum was annoying

[@Lilith__asmr]

Lmao mason “just learning to protect the house”

[@lilayogurl1903]

The tumbnail is everything 😩😩💕💕😭😭

[@HH-lr2zt]

"Don't give her carbs" "Give her sugar if she cries" THE HYPOCRISY/LACK OF SCIENTIFIC KNOWLEDGE IS SPOT ON!

[@monochromedream-eatingbaku]

Like I can understand if your first language isn't English because our word for carbs is completely different, so I thought that carbs are something...else. Idk what but it just didn't connect itself to sugars, so for a while I didn't know what the fuck people were talking about when they said "carbs." But like if your first language is English then it's weird not to know.

[@monochromedream-eatingbaku]

@Candelaria Timorin I know?? From what I understand it's the other way around though, carbs have sugars

[@youdontneedtoknowwhoiam6640]

​​@@monochromedream-eatingbaku So I know this is an old comment, but I'm premed so I always like to share knowledge when I can to avoid misinformation. There are three main macronutrients, which are protein, fat and carbohydrates. There are different kinds of carbohydrates, but one kind of carbohydrates is sugar. So carbs don't have sugars, sugar is a type of carb.

[@SincerelyLASMR]

I've actually baby sat for a mom like this before. Once... and never again!

[@oliviahunt7365]

Oh dear I am sorry for you

[@SincerelyLASMR]

@@oliviahunt7365 thanks 😅

[@asmrelii]

🙀🤧

[@secre1y]

Heyyy I love your channel! :)

[@SincerelyLASMR]

@@secre1y aww thanks dear 🥲

[@isaluvsmai]

PLS I LOVE THIS UR ACTING IS SO GOOD 😭

[@N1XX_2]

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[@yamsiebee1323]

This is the most chaotic and relaxing thing I've ever watch

[@hansmitxo]

The effort you put into your videos. Omg, I could never. 💕🦋

[@reesecup456]

Oooh her nails are so fun!!!! What a cutie ❤❤❤

[@amibell1848]

Someone get Joanna E some carbs ASAP 😭✋girl is being deprived

[@anka004]

yes i am 😣

[@hatorade1031]

I can’t imagine a life without carbs. I eat straight baguettes

[@karlabell3994]

Why are your videos of you being "mean" my favorite- 😂

[@jenniferharrison8731]

Like honestly me to

[@OceansASMR]

hehehhe

[@saige6348]

You uploaded this the same day I got a babysitting job, it’s perfect

[@claralee5434]

Hoping yours was easier than this!

[@MurmuringMoonASMR]

@@claralee5434 😂

[@aanyadass]

Your acting is SOOOOOOOOO good 😂 If you want to you should do a role-play where the babysitter is babysitting the kids.

[@kayleemarie6015]

“6 and 9 are basically the same just flip it.” “i’ll give you an extra $5” her babysitting rates must be low 🤣🤣

[@user-gm5iy7kz2e]

I was looking for a comment like this😂

[@clairehaigh2740]

Later Karen: 'Well maid kinda fits into the babysitter tittle and for what I'm paying you, you will be cleaning their rooms." Me: bitch you paying me five bucks every three hours. I ain't cleaning nothing😂😂😂

[@kayleemarie6015]

@@clairehaigh2740 lmao right your lucky if your children are alive when you come home because you’re paying BARE MINIMUM

[@clairehaigh2740]

@@kayleemarie6015 😂😂😂 Karens am I right?

[@linkaland4427]

1.66 an hour to babysit 2 children and deal with a demon of a mother

[@joselocalau123]

y’know, you’re such a good actress and you’ve been getting better and better!

[@NoName-cv3ri]

We need a part two of us actually babysitting

[@isabellaarocho3314]

i love re watching this video. this is one of my fav role play vids you have!!

[@ARGHHHHHHHH]

I seriously know a guy who was allergic to all the same things as Mason, except the gluten. I respect that dude, he must have had some superpowers or something.

[@Emily-ek4dv]

Karens most said Word MANAGER and FIRED😂😂

[@macy7450]

Haha

[@Ale-ix2km]

Use me as "I tried to sleep but I cant stop laughing" This is hilarious😂

[@LycheegoesSomewhere]

You´ve gotten so good at roleplays, this honestly sent me, I love it! XD

[@rambushh96]

"Six and nine are the same thing, just flip it around " 😂😂😂🖐️

[@faiz_dlmn]

*lists Mason's dietary restrictions. Me: Okay... So Oxygen then...

[@ginger_truncale]

I feel like ocean has so much fun doing these like I would love to do one of these.

[@elliekate1997]

I’ve been wanting a Karen video for so long! Love you! Your acting is amazing!

[@genesistenesaca5335]

U should make this a series btw love u ocean

[@bellatriemstra7406]

The labeling cupboards is actually a really good idea especially when guests come over

[@SlayFr-he9sm]

Hi ocean I love this. This is so relaxing and u always get me to sleep fast I love you

[@aubreyphillip6050]

WHEN SHE TALKED ABOUT THE NAIL SALON 💀

[@AVA-yk7cn]

When she's talking bat "Joanna e" I was literally dying 😂😂

[@madisoncaton9667]

Ocean, you are rlly good at this asmr. Thanks for the great vids 😁

[@clairehaigh2740]

Only ocean and her Karen roleplay has the power to infuriate me and calm me at the same time. ily ocean 😂💞

[@gracestrycker5697]

This needs to be a full on movie at this point 💀

[@ave2849]

This babysitter better get paid a lot 🤣 And poor Joanna E no carbs and has to wake up at 4am

[@evebaird7425]

Timestamps 0:00 - Karen calling a store and giving ✨ threats ✨ 1:15 - Karen greets you 🧐 1:23 - You were late... Karen is mad. 😡 1:51 - 👀🔽👀⬆️😬 2:05 - ✨ threats ✨ p2 3:41 - a little bit of attitude

[@maiabaumgart1987]

✨6 and 9 are the same number Just flip it up side down, its the same number✨ Thats my fav line

[@emptychairdidasolo1109]

3:18 i cant be the only one who thought she sounded like kourtney kardashian when she said mason😭😂

[@Endlessstarsforyou.]

I feel so bad for the people that have the name ‘Karen’

[@navya3889]

SAME, Pierson wodzynski’s mom’s name is Karen and she’s literally one of the coolest mom I’ve come across 😭

[@amartmaree2938]

Hi sorry if the dislike came thru I clicked the wrong button also my grandmas name is Karen but it's spelled Karyn

[@soupmia]

karen gillan is literally the opposite of a typical karen lol

[@francescaaboon]

i know someone called karen and she is the sweetest woman alive haha

[@maanasayalamanchili9307]

@@navya3889 I mean her name is spelled Karin tho

[@mariaclaracamelo]

your karen asmr vids are great both comedy and relaxation wise!!! another good video as always ocean, thanks :)

[@ch.l.oe_222]

Karen: So we don’t let Joanna E wear makeup yet… Me: *So thick winged eyeliner and black lipgloss? Ooo girl u look gorgeoussss*

[@870_leah8]

Not Ocean being the best Karen out here….

[@bellsx0x]

nobody does comedy asmr like ocean omg

[@smb_09]

Day 2 of asking ocean to do a helping you pack for college! ❤️

[@lapsedgoth]

Oh, I'm throwing a rager. XD locking the kids in the cupboard. Good girl finally snaps. Lol

[@rayan9557]

I'll give you an extra five bucks has me dead😂😂😂

[@oceana4460]

OMG girl your acting is soooo good Btw could you do another eating with you video

[@N1XX_2]

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[@HannahLise]

You know you’re a seashell when you’re here 14 minutes after posting 😂 Love the new Roleplay!!🥰

[@N1XX_2]

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[@Andi-Mint]

Me 6hours after

[@someoneig500]

What about 3 days-

[@mirakalbag4498]

I accidentally went on this video but as soon as it started I got addicted lol

[@Ale-ix2km]

How do you manage to always look amazing??? Girl tell us your secret✨

[@ellahill7842]

I requested this yayyyy!!!! Thanks so much

[@jazziiiiiiii3274]

Video idea: maybe posting some same bloopers or just regular ones . If not we understand lol

[@OceansASMR]

working on it!

[@AudreysASMR]

Ocean is so sweet but she nailed it with this rude character, WHERE IS HER OSCAR 😭🔥

[@isabellabraun255]

“Don’t lose sight of the kids” also Karen: “just go clean their rooms when they’re eating or something”

[@lpstales5036]

It's a trap in every turn XD If you put makeup on the child, you'll get probably fired. If you don't put makeup on the child and make her angry, the mother is gonna kill you XD

[@-Natalie-12]

13:37 " He GoEs LiKe A FoOt In ThE AiR" 😂

[@elizabethjackson9263]

She don't take nothing from no one! You have a good Karen impression. And with ASMR awesome sauce!.

[@strawbaby2320]

The carrot cake line was so subtle and perfect lmao

[@bridgettb.3373]

i work in customer service and that phone call brought back some bad memories 💀💀

[@periodthpoo_xoxo-coconilla9470]

Oh my goshhhh that phone call with the hostess I felt that😭😭

[@endzi_the_fangirl]

The lack of the Karen haircut is a minus, but the rest is way too accurate-

[@goldgloverox6480]

"First week?" "Ok, well try not to make it so obvious next time." I can't. I can't. lol

[@SincerelyLASMR]

Your sassy whispering is really relaxing 😅❤

[@audreybli]

YESSS THIS IS WHAT I’VE BEEN SUGGESTING AND WHAT I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THANK YOU 😃😃😃😃😃💗💗💗💗💗

[@LeIouch.]

This is really good, i love it!

[@yokos5942]

my biggest flex is that I saw the comment that requested this vid idea before ocean posted the vid

[@akaASMR-wk4df]

She did this roleplay too well, i forgot it wasn't real, I was like who is she talking to??😕😒😤😂😂

[@As-ok8yq]

can you please make a Karen series🥺🥺 their so relaxing I literally watch it like 24/7 I watched the same video like 5 times 😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️

[@zaynabcongreve4052]

I can’t believe when she was talking about the nail appointment she said” they were giving us attitude and they were talking in their language, and I swear they were talking about us”🤣 had me

[@Veerbeertje]

Ohww I’m excited!!! This such an original idea :]]

[@sarab6797]

i am obsessed ocean! love your vids:)

[@CharleyASMR]

This is pure gold. “No longer be allowed to babysit any other children in this…. State.” She went big! 😂👏👏

[@hillarykenyon4221]

“We’ve got Joanna e.. and we’ve also got (Karen looks at her notes)… Mason!” #momoftheyear

[@ComfortingSoundsASMR]

I can never pass up any one of these videos. You are so funny!!!

[@lexicomerford8562]

“Joeanna b is the women in charge” i can’t rn 😂

[@welandersigne]

We totally need a part 2 of this 😂😍

[@PralieneASMR]

Oh god I had a Karen situation a few days ago and this reminds me of it 🙄

[@kanikayeptho9722]

I love all ur role plays! Imagine getting a like from ocean😇😮😄 Ocean you should do a hair clipping video..

[@anna_banana1452]

Joanna E is such a queen

[@threekay]

affectionate and warm family

[@lottieserle]

you give me life ocean.

[@Vanesssa91]

I can’t 😂😂😂! You are going to have to make more daily videos of Karen lmao, brunch with the girls, going back to return the items, a day at home lmao! Im just obsessed! It was so hard trying not to sleep with your whispers lol but I was just cracking up! Lol loved it!

[@Btown552666]

6 and 9 are the same thing. Just flip it upside down it’s the same number. 🤣🤣🤣 I am dying

[@sofiawagner3323]

Ocean should do a follow up video of us talking to Karen after babysitting the kids and like getting paid and stuff like that.

[@natlovesbeach]

This has been the best one yet

[@zlatak2711]

Never thought Ocean could be a Karen

[@sohodoll7261]

RIGHT LMFAO

[@Ghibliballs]

This video gave me life, but this comment section is fueling my soul omfg

[@autumn5143]

The prettiest Karen ever ❤️