ASMR Kinesiology testing compilation, 'And Hold' (Unintentional ASMR, Real person ASMR)

[@jonimerchant5954]

I don't really understand what is happening BUT still enjoy the rhythm of the testing. Her voice is so calming.

[@WrongOnTheInternet666]

Oh it’s nonsense. But it’s relaxing nonsense and I’d visit any of these providers. I just wouldn’t trust them with my health. 😂

[@jesssss12]

me to

[@mozedition3339]

That made me laugh 😂

[@dracobruhma]

I enjoy the blue booty

[@stephenelder2652]

A nurse's smock and a lot of imagination

[@gilbertallard306]

I know I believe this: Star’s voice slows down my heart rate and clears my thoughts. LOVE this.

[@anolty]

My dream compilation video 😭 been hoping somebody would put one of these together at some point so thank you Melissa for giving me a new go-to video!

[@asmr_beauty]

I’m so glad! I still have a few sessions I didn’t use in this one so maybe I can make another in the future!❤️

[@asmr_beauty]

I’m so glad! I still have a few sessions I didn’t use in this one so maybe I can make another in the future!❤️

[@stephfanthropologist3858]

Kinesiology gives me such great tingles every time!

[@benjaminthishandleistaken]

I wonder why she never activates priority mode nor utilises a banana!

[@LongNailsASMRtist]

Hahahaaaaaaa 🙈

[@propagandapandas]

2:25 we call this the bananas cuz its shaped like a banana.... she snuck it in there

[@Bevzthejcs]

Ive been watching too much asmr cos i know exactly what you mean 😂

[@twilightmoon311]

"hows the fish & chips" XD Adorable. thank you for compiling the 'hold'. They both have soft voices.

[@elloello_erm]

break out the racism hhahhahaa

[@elvisjones4773]

Finished work? Check. Bit stressed? Check. Need relaxation? Check. Thank you. Just what I need. Love your videos 😊

[@Puda]

Even better to watch it during work to manage your stress 😊 (if you can!)

[@walmartsucks1995]

i love seeing professor sprout again

[@l-sturges]

I'm so confused as to what is going on in these exams, but I absolutely love it 😅

[@DrFrogglePhD]

A professional confidence artist with a personality disorder attempting to manipulate others through common tactics such as mimicry, jargon and confirmation bias. The blonde woman clearly realizes what's going on though.

[@JulianneTheChemistryStudent]

I love listening to this in an ear bud while working lol

[@Luap-ls3ix]

Omg I could never. I’d fall asleep at my desk 😂

[@mozedition3339]

I'm embarrassed to say I do the same. I'm terrified someone is going to find out.

[@JulianneTheChemistryStudent]

​@mozedition3339 gotta keep my phone brightness down so no one can see lol

[@mozedition3339]

@@JulianneTheChemistryStudent how did you know?! Lol. 😆

[@GentleGiant_inthewoods]

Thank you so much for this video. It has really help me mange my stress and anxiety at night.

[@Stilgar52]

Huzzah! Didn’t realise this was what I was needing!!❤

[@darthrevan8027]

Just gonna post a comment here... ...and hold.

[@brandonolivas3013]

Looks like I’m sleeping well tonight! Appreciated!

[@theonimanolopoulou2572]

Hey! Can someone explain what's the point of leaving those little bottles on the belly while pressing the arms. Thanks

[@joeinthebox3453]

See also “Nutrition response testing.”

[@theonimanolopoulou2572]

@@joeinthebox3453 thanks for responding

[@janhenne2517]

Basically it's for ripping people off.

[@reginasmith5293]

Can you share details/address of the place you went? No details in the description. Thank you 💛🌻

[@danydazed4314]

32:37 this is just George Dillman levels of woo woo

[@Maastriicht_]

where can i get this treatment seems sooo relaxing ...

[@waynewhg]

How many people actually watched it from beggining to end like I am

[@KismetLizard]

I'm settled in!

[@alisonsmith4016]

This little lady here on the table,(forgive me idk her name), has got to be the most healthy, relaxed, zen 🧘‍♀️ perfect, of sound mind n body artist/influencer cuz she stay in these wellness centers, spas, and nail salons 💅😮‍💨💫✨🍉

[@gemmahamilton2565]

I always think the same thing 😂 I'd love to have her job

[@AW-rl7qy]

I've always wanted self-acceptance for my gallbladder and liver.

[@Eimerej]

"Is there anything else in the box that you want to hold" 😂

[@crankypest2617]

Why is it this new age nonsense makes such good ASMR.

[@emgrey8869]

Is Kenisiology different in different countries? I don't think they study chakras at my local University. I'd love to be corrected if I'm wrong

[@mariec.2193]

Best of the best! Thanks a lot 🥰

[@LookItsJonathan1]

Looks like a channel you’d find on interdimensional cable

[@NotAnOmen]

I love your dress!!

[@Steve-sp7qu]

This is so silly but relaxing nonetheless

[@tobiasjakobi2115]

23:50 "Oh, I can push down your arm the same when you put a finger in your mouth, hm yes, this is medicine."

[@mariahendrickson3605]

OH YES THANK YOU!

[@billfletcher5495]

The Magnet 🧲 session deserves an Emmy.

[@user-mn4jx4ls5c]

What happened with her socks in the second segment? Went from black with colored toe & heel to royal blue??

[@tiffanyr9975]

If i remember correctly, in the original video, the woman kindly gave Melissa some warm fuzzy socks because her feet were cold

[@mastermuke411]

If I walked into a doctor's office and they had a gong, I'd turn right around and leave.

[@TurboBronco239]

While these won't cure illness, I see things like this as better for mental wellness and mindfulness. But if you don't think it would help you or you don't feel you need it, then you don't need it, no judgement 🤗

[@notafortnitegamer]

well what if the doctor was Asian, wouldn't that make it okay?

[@tfpp1]

Really? I would feel the impulse to start telling jokes and hope they don’t use it during my visit.

[@mastermuke411]

@@notafortnitegamer that's racist

[@notafortnitegamer]

@@mastermuke411 ni hao

[@Chiratalg]

Warmer lighting would make your videos so much better

[@rocksandwhich]

PLEASE add subtitles to your videos!

[@mhampi6117]

WhTs wonderful About the madness of these treatments is that the practitioners actually believe it . Until they are unwell of course then it’s scientific medicine all the way.

[@thekiingali]

“Hold.” 🧑‍🤝‍🧑

[@michaelmccray5565]

Why are nurses and stuff always caked up/ respectfully

[@jamesbali1300]

🤣🤣🤣

[@goat8477]

Vicarious Bliss!

[@ASMR1]

Get a rolling cart with stretch straps for your tripods and gear to help the shoulder! Great video!

[@mhampi6117]

‘Gall bladder interior deltoid ‘ WOW ! 8 mins in . WTF - but just ‘hold ‘ everything will be ok .

[@vibrantmemer7272]

DAy 4 or 5 of asking you to do a rambling video becuase your voice is so nice

[@elloello_erm]

19:46 what is said here?

[@waynewhg]

😁😊

[@sarah4531]

I can't describe why, but the first lady gives me bad vibes. Other than that, I love these videos despite not believing in a lot of these pseudosciences.

[@dawnmancaloriankeebals4262]

Did the last lady give you bad vibes?

[@sarah4531]

@@dawnmancaloriankeebals4262 it's the same woman? I didn't watch the last segment.

[@ChichiNaka]

People have an inherent icky feeling when they see something silly, maybe relaxing but then charging the prices she does for it immediately gets your icky feelings up Some idiots ignore real doctors and real treatments to have someone put a jar of water on their tummy and tell them to flex their arm

[@yunogasai3255]

Me too. I think it's because she's so obvious with how general her points are. She's like a classic fortune teller - asks an obviously feminine woman if she feels in touch with her feminine side, then doesn't get any more specific than to say that "Many people who are in contact with their feminine side don't have as well-developed a masculine side. You might want to keep that in mind." It's obviously true, but it's not helpful. And she gets paid to be that unhelpful.

[@sarah4531]

@@yunogasai3255 Yeah, I think it's because she speaks like she knows what she's talking about when a lot of it is nonsense. Maybe just my bulls**t meter going off

[@stickman787]

whats up with the gong in the background?

[@wade619gb]

Will you do a full body starch massage or tracing/tickling video ?

[@kinqmarcy]

imagine u paying to someone helds ur arm up XD

[@judyhopps9380]

Hodor

[@andrewparkin5065]

I go one way and you go the other way and hold, hold 4 time hold, hold, hold, hold.

[@canthandlemehun]

The last lady is future Lady Gaga on one of her tangeants

[@dawnmancaloriankeebals4262]

The last lady is the first lady.

[@jonimerchant5954]

Get you a bag on wheels. It will save your shoulders and back

[@mikes252]

The most hack of all the iology's. Its just a bunch of buzz words and nonsense snake oil

[@Fortitude1960]

Sure it’s a relaxing watch, but I often wonder if the practitioners really believe all this shit or if it’s all just one big NDA in-joke.

[@bensouthwell1339]

If the lady receiving the treatment believes in it and the lady giving the treatment believes in it then it WORKS

[@snakeman9571]

Modern day witchcraft

[@christophercraig6348]

did you realise that you had on odd socks? 30:10

[@clio2rsminicup]

Sorry but WTF? O_o

[@ned431]

Bunch of scammers

[@HolyKnightEthereal03]

I’m so confused by what this is

[@whisperienced]

It's nonsense woo.

[@wonderboy76]

Relaxing nonsense.

[@ChichiNaka]

@@wonderboy76 how much she charge tho

[@Ornendil1986]

​@@ChichiNakaI think she reveals that at 22:56

[@xo2stepbabiiox]

What's in the vials?

[@TheLoneWanderersBunker]

Booze i hope

[@CHRIS-the-POWER]

Imagine how much better these videos would be if she went to actual doctors instead of these con artists

[@asmr_beauty]

I film in the uk where the nhs is already struggling - as much as I think asmr is a powerful tool to help people - I’m not going to take up doctors precious time when they could be saving lives. There’s also patient confidentiality in most cases, meaning it’s close to impossible to film! I film what I can based on subscriber requests within reason!

[@CHRIS-the-POWER]

@@asmr_beauty my apologies I’m not criticizing your videos it’s my personal problem with these types of service providers

[@nessgahan]

How in the heck does someone be so lucky as to have someone 'use them' for their ASMR work?? I would never be so lucky...😢

[@rdmountford3132]

Lol....mumbo jumbo....a fool and her money are easily parted.

[@shaidyn8278]

Might be nice if you credited the original creators.

[@asmr_beauty]

???

[@br164]

First one was shite

[@Jeebus86]

Can someone explain why it's mainly women that believe in this kind of medicine?

[@bbbearcat]

more often their pain and discomfort is downplayed. being predominantly caregivers, it’s also just paying someone to care about how your body and mind feel for an hour. i don’t believe in any of this stuff and i wouldn’t do it, but i go to get massages even though i know they won’t make much of a difference to the actual conditions that i need treating!

[@lexyeevee]

credulous men get into conspiracy theories instead?

[@82aa]

Screaming gagging throwing up

[@carolinafine8050]

Western woman of Christendom… how far you have fallen.

[@TheLoneWanderersBunker]

You presume her religion... Maybe she has none, and that's ok

[@carolinafine8050]

@@TheLoneWanderersBunker and it’s not okay. The religion (Christianity) which yielded the fruit of everything you (and her) hold dear is not something that can be tossed off with there being no consequence. Also, this country is part of Christendom. You should probably think more deeply on the topic before throwing out glib responses.

[@lexyeevee]

@@carolinafine8050 unless the bible holds the key to creating semiconductors i think you might be overstating its role a wee bit

[@Dbdbe1]

Oh god, this nonsense again. Shameless rubbish