ASMR Kinesiology testing compilation, 'And Hold' (Unintentional ASMR, Real person ASMR)

[@paisan8766]

Me in real life: New Age shit is fake Me in ASMR: anything goes 🤷‍♂️

[@woodysmith2681]

Ethical delivery of placebo effect is the most cost-effective treatment in medicine. Can't cure your sickle cell or COVID but stress and a whole host of too-minor-to-medicate ailments are exactly what ASMR is good for "treating."

[@paisan8766]

@ yeah but the people that really buy into alternative medicine, in a serious sense, they think it can do those things and forego real medical care.

[@ChichiNaka]

@@woodysmith2681asmr is free so it’s okay for it to be bullshit fakery It’s different when people in this video charge hundreds of dollars from desperate people with low IQ or understanding of their own medical situation. Oh doctor was $2600 and a minor operation to fix a valve in my stomach? I’ll just pay $450 for this girl to put a jar of water on my tummy and touch my arms.

[@PosaPunto]

This is always my favorite part and 1 hour of it 😴

[@Bjondr]

I dont care about other commentors, I dont want to see this type of documentation stop. It is very relaxing and entertaining. Your target audience is receiving and appreciating your efforts

[@Dbdbe1]

'A quantum physics simulated frequency of something'

[@jamesmackey1238]

Telling average people about quantum physics is one of the worst things scientists have ever done. lol.

[@nightmarehound]

Sounds like a frequency that could be enabled with a turboencapulator.

[@matthewwoelfle5533]

...or a flux capacitor.

[@XX-pq6cu]

She basically said the items are frequencies of items

[@MrAbood900]

​@@nightmarehound my doctor prescribed me one and it has effectively prevented my side fumbling

[@erskine1984]

I've said it a million times, it's bat shit crazy but damn if it isn't relaxing to watch

[@Everyyoueverymiau]

The one effective thing this delivers is personal attention and the accompanying placebo effect.

[@erskine1984]

@Everyyoueverymiau absolutely

[@misspips14]

Stars voice is so relaxing

[@julienantoine9660]

Love all your videos ! Always a pleasure to watch them 😊Hello from France

[@christophercasey6775]

Nobody says "And hold" better than Victoria.

[@misspips14]

This is the best!!

[@paisan8766]

Me: Mom, I want healthcare! Mom: We have healthcare at home Healthcare at home:

[@ChichiNaka]

Unironically mothers are sending their kids to this kind of shit rather than doctors. Hippy moms were antivax before right wingers.

[@yoelaldair2250]

Absolutely awesome!! I need some massage too, looks so relaxing 😉👌 Simply marvelous, great compilation 👍😉

[@CharlotteRowe12]

This was great

[@xoluciaxo_3721]

I love how insanely specific this video is, yet i recognized it instantly😂 “And hold..”

[@katebarker-ld5hi]

I don't know if Star realises that saying that quantum physics frequency nonsense she's putting people off. I think if I'd been for a session with any alternative therapy practitioner and they came out with that I wouldn't go back. Now I've got that out of my system I want to say 'thank you Melissa '. I needed this compilation, for some reason I love kinesiology videos, I watch them over and over.

[@rosesareredbutzerglingssti9290]

Easy. No one here care with this quantum frequency nonsense. We come to relax. The only people being "put off" are those stressed people that are unable to relax even when they are not trying to relax (wait, what???).

[@nickc3856]

Only you weirdos who cry about this in every single video of hers

[@kavtoM]

we are here for asmr, please relax

[@PosaPunto]

This video is for ASMR. I don't care if she says she can fly like Tinker Bell as long as I'm relaxed.

[@Puda]

I have no idea why people always complain about this. You choose to believe it or you don’t. Most people here don’t. It’s still very relaxing and most of us are very happy to watch her do her thing.

[@Pll1608]

I need every treatment going 😂

[@plummetplum]

Pulling the hair and a glass of water makes you less ipsy

[@ImAmadHawksSupporter]

Star is so gorgeous❤

[@Intenzity]

woo woo JACKPOT!

[@staceycohorst7132]

I dig the iPod in the corner

[@aphillips5376]

I was so getting into that first one with Victoria and then 💥 it disappeared. 😢😅

[@charlie.on.youtube]

Oh wow. You weren’t kidding 😮

[@pamharris7596]

I know, right. What about clove? I know clove oil helps if you have a toothache.

[@brendanboyd4546]

sorry YOUR JAPANESE! how did i miss that????

[@maddilong135]

She’s not Japanese she’s just fluent in Japanese.

[@brendanboyd4546]

@@maddilong135 that makes so much more sense! Thank you

[@AglajaEos]

@@maddilong135 they said your, not you’re. That reads as “your ability of speaking Japanese”.

[@brendanboyd4546]

@@AglajaEos you must be a really fun person to be around.

[@AglajaEos]

@@brendanboyd4546 i am indeed, and you must be illiterate because i was arguing in you favour.

[@ML-jk4dg]

Nap time

[@ralu15]

First to comment on the video ❤❤

[@nickc3856]

in b4 all the weird people complaining 🙄

[@grimdarkdiogenes]

"BUT THIS IS HOOEY KABLOOEY, FAAAAAKE, NOT REAL!!! I HAVE TO LET EVERYONE KNOW AND SAVE THEM FROM THIS!!!! PS Jesus Saves"

[@Jake88955]

Well done, here you go 🍪 don’t be a fatty and eat it all

[@TheTragicClown6001]

Luckily I watch the KZbin’s for entertainment and not medical theory

[@erskine1984]

She waffled on about "quantum physics of something" but yeah we're weird 😂

[@grimdarkdiogenes]

I mean, in this context, yeah, you're weird.

[@Stitch_666]

Darlin looks like she's boutta be on make a wish bless her, all snug as a bug in a rug 🤣🤣