ASMR Loop: Massage Table Comparison - Unintentional ASMR - 1 Hour

[@kcush8258]

He looks like Dave the Wendys guy

[@ASMRLoopz]

I don't know how I never thought of that... but now that is ALL I can see. Michael Friedman is the Dave Thomas of Massage Tables!

[@jakes1832]

Yess! Also looks like Warren Buffet who owns Dairy Queen. Conspiracy🤔

[@Reddbeaver]

Sounds like him too, no cutting corners.

[@sg696]

His tables are always fresh and never frozen.

[@Muggins92]

You won't see how great this video is just from the thumbnail.

[@Goodperson32]

This comment deserves more love

[@barryboos]

TL;DR: - "Insist on a Master" - Normal massage tables GIVE YOU CANCER - 75 covers are never enough - The centre is the strongest part - AND NEVER trust a thumbnail.

[@ASMRLoopz]

Perfect. I'm pinning this!

[@nonameguy2092]

Proof that nothing is that simple, everything has its own science.

[@loveadumb]

well put

[@Matt-pu1sn]

So true, a vast majority of people forget this

[@CannibalWHORE22]

Very true, I started working at a job that has me doing food samples. It’s a lot of work just to serve a 2 second bite.

[@cinquedark5ivekamau800]

Nothing more satisfying than someone taking pride in the quality of their work.

[@daphne4983]

How about ciabatta with aioli?

[@killianhopkins]

After watching this I can say two things about this man: 1: He cares about the quality of his product 2: He sure as shit doesn't fucking roll on Shabbos

[@aeopmusic]

Big Lebowski

[@jefffawcett]

And his father never taught him how to tie a necktie

[@killianhopkins]

@@jefffawcett I don't know; a Half-Windsor on a club tie, over a plain white Savile collar. That Sir, is classic sur-mesure.

[@plllot9713]

shut up Donny, you're out of the loop!

[@TheLadyKaz]

I feel bad this gentleman and curtain lady never got the chance to join forces, but perhaps they would have become too powerful...

[@ASMRLoopz]

ASMR Avengers!

[@TheLadyKaz]

ASSEMBLE!

[@allisonday893]

🤣🤣🤣

[@alexh2427]

Regardless, it would be absolutely thrilling, for me, to have you gently walk entirely barefoot, all over my face...

[@Camila-vw8te]

@@alexh2427 sometimes not commenting is ok🙏🙏

[@andrefilipe9080]

This is certainly my favorite unintentional video since it's one of the longest out there. You can play it and forget about it for a while. The part where he ignites the foam is probably the ASMR peak for me.

[@Seattleguy527]

“Let’s talk about upholstery.” FINALLY.

[@ASMRLoopz]

lmao. You got me good on that. Thank you!

[@mixedmedialife7916]

🤣 🤣 🤣

[@MyBoomStick1]

This comment made me giggle uncontrollably next to my asleep girlfriend 😂

[@astriddragneel5196]

My favorite quote so far: “God forbid you should be in heaven” 😂 (1:35)

[@dollydrori]

It kills me how he chucks every piece he demonstrates...this guy is plenty excited 😁 😆

[@MidwestTechAndGaming]

He loves to throw shit! lol

[@Blueskybuffalo]

Someone needs to add a sound effect of glass breaking, cat screeching, etc. whenever he tosses something aside

[@nyhyl]

How is this ASMR?

[@Blueskybuffalo]

@@nyhyl no fun allowed

[@williambarco3669]

This guy is a prime example of what a good salesman is

[@jefffawcett]

I have to say from looking at his website they have an unbelievable number of styles and options and they don’t cost as much as I was imagining.

[@ASMRLoopz]

I was thinking the same thing. Imagine seeing this video after you bought a cheaper alternative bc you wanted to save 50-100 bucks. Regretttt

[@kukaliemikalie8157]

Same

[@jcorbett1168]

Did anybody else get so into the video that you were actually considering buying his table but then realized you’re not a massage therapist and just some person falling asleep?

[@Modioman69]

Lmfao! Yep 🤣

[@ConestogaCreek]

Wow I realize now how much information I am not getting from thumbnails! Never again will I allow a thumbnail to sway my purchase decision.

[@ptlutube]

Keep it in mind the next time you're in the market for a robust massage table.

[@Modioman69]

Lol! I’m a year late but I too now won’t ever be fooled by such master tactics of deceit such as the villainous *THUMBNAIL*

[@zerodreaming]

i love when he just casually tosses the equipment aside.

[@ASMRLoopz]

YEET!

[@lalalafalala]

lol why does he do this i need to know😂

[@gregmaxwell5552]

I now know way more about massage table engineering than I thought I would fuck off thumbnail no more!!!

[@teatray]

i came for asmr. i left with a massage table with a rubber corner upholstery and some very classy hinges.

[@ASMRLoopz]

righttt? He could sell ice cubes to an Eskimo.

[@paulagusmao6587]

I thought he was going to end the video lying on the floor along with everything else he threw on it.

[@alanna4858]

Love him his passion for his product is wonderful if I used these I’d only buy from this guy

[@goldking7334]

One of, if not the best, asmr video ive watched recently

[@ASMRLoopz]

Glad you enjoyed! 🙂

[@busterdescotti8874]

This is lovely. My ASMR triggers are usually for older gentlemen describing and demonstrating things. There aren't many examples of it out there (except for Tim from Grand Illusions, of course!) Though he may not have the gentlest voice, this chap has a lovely energy about himself that did the job for me. Thanks very much for sharing.

[@tarafoy9929]

Have u seen the video of the old Irish guy making a sandwich?? Think it'd be right up your street!

[@joshuaphillips132]

try "now, there's a job to be done". trust me so relaxing so amazing.

[@Yo_DynamoJoe]

It comes with - YEET

[@vicklemiss]

This really made me laugh 😆

[@Bxtskul1l]

This guy yeets more than the Key Bros!

[@tasteetaste]

As an engineer, this guy is right on

[@AvengedCalling]

The way he talks about the competitor's broken face cradle is music to my industrial engineering ears.

[@sudopudge]

How about the electromagnetic shielding on the heating wire...

[@srsaiyan7740]

"God forbid you are in heaven"🤣 well, never heard that one

[@strawbarry7834]

one of the few asmr videos I actually *watch*. mainly because it's hilarious to watch him Hulking out on chair cushions and chucking parts all over the place lol.

[@ASMRLoopz]

YEEEEEEEET. lmao

[@timj6593]

It’s comforting to know that when my business is burning to the ground, I won’t have to worry about the foam in my super fantastic table.

[@patricklinck3672]

If there’s 2 things I’m absolutely certain of: 1. This dude hates thumbnails 2. He also hates low quality massage tables

[@DavidLLambertmobile]

I would love 😻 to be a gun company engineer & have this guy as the owner-CEO. Ohhh, we want high quality, top end materials? Products that last for years? ✅ more CEOs, mangers should be like mattress guy ...

[@mcwhorter141mcwhorter8]

I'm woke to the massage table game now .

[@melvinbrennaniii2355]

Right? Don't come at me with no non-brass, no felt, underthreaded knobs ever again...

[@fraenzchen85]

It is the very firt time i noticed, he's been sitting at a massage table not a desk the entire time.

[@zerodreaming]

I can't imagine any reason I will ever be in the market for a massage table, but if that day comes ... he''s got my business!

[@4gags]

Massage tables aren’t meant to be triangular…they’re meant to be rectangular, like a good field, a square field

[@timburr4453]

and the entire body must remain within the table. There are lines...no limbs flailing outside the pitch. The substance must be on the table. Like boiled ham.

[@jacklinkz]

Remember the one video of the esoteric healing guy who stuffed his face pillow with paper towel? I bet his massage table was not up to this guys standards. If only there were a way of these two men meeting in the ASMR Universe

[@mattmoves5920]

Best. Crossover. Ever.

[@thesewingparlor]

Ah Saul! Scammers have crappy tables, the cheapskates!

[@goldking7334]

@@thesewingparlor those mofos scam us and dont even scam us with the good stuff!

[@villevirtanen00]

At first I was like "what are you on about" but then I realised this is the good stuff

[@ASMRLoopz]

At first it's like- this dude is nuts!... and then by then end- we've all ordered a Master Massage Table. lol

[@villevirtanen00]

The real question is: Do you wanna buy a table with a properly made reiki panel, double thickness?

[@ASMRLoopz]

I'll take 2 please

[@jimlahey5798]

What a phenomenal salesman.

[@crobj10]

“God forbid you should be in heaven” 😂🤣

[@Unpluggedx89]

This has been my go to for a month now

[@TheLadyKaz]

Get you a nemesis to hate the way this guy hates thumbnails.

[@fuzion2003]

I know he wanted to say, size matters 🤣🤣

[@nannesoar]

Only a minute in and I can tell this guy is a spectacular salesman👌 Seriously I just want to give him my money on principle

[@barryboos]

I'm relaxing so much I can hardly work and I don't even have the terrific music video.

[@Bladesmobile]

It’s the strongest widest massage table available It weighs a metric tonne and you’ll need to hire Andre the giant to carry it around for you But it’s good quality

[@sittingduck4771]

Lol 🤣

[@jefffawcett]

It weighs 53 lbs

[@cameronrosen6910]

I’m a massage therapist, and a Jew. This guy is the real deal, and so are the products.

[@Gubalicious]

I love how this man talks! I was hoping for him to drop in some Yiddish... Oh well

[@Muggins92]

The good stuff: Stays stable for years and years and years. The cheap stuff: *D* *I* *S* *I* *N* *T* *E* *G* *R* *A* *T* *E* *S*

[@sirving1297]

Cheap Stuff: GIVES YOU CANCER, RUSTS AND MOLDS THEN KILLS YOU IN A FIRE.

[@kkownzor]

"The business end of the knob"

[@alicexhinatarme]

I like how he smiles a little after he says it

[@thiagorocha1856]

"It's thick and DEEP"

[@Muggins92]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@raphaeldelaghetto5343]

That's what she said.

[@patlafontaine6773]

The good stuff dosen't give you cancer. Got it.

[@ASMRLoopz]

just the way your face has always been, Pat!

[@patlafontaine6773]

@@ASMRLoopz Oh yeah, that's right. I showed you that tape from before the injury.

[@rchealy]

When Mike and Curtain Lady met at a seedy Providence , RI bar, they had an indiscretion and Barry Eisen was born at 45 years old in 9 months

[@theoutcast9712]

This guy knows how to sell a table!

[@deiteabylilmeer]

I love him! You can not see it from the thumbnaill... He's a legendary passionate gentleman.

[@zion9802]

:Lights inferior foam on fire “See you can’t even put it out.” :Immediately puts it out “OK”

[@patlafontaine6773]

I enjoyed looking at the business end of you knob. Relaxing.

[@kevinbutler2893]

I wonder how this guy got into the massage table business. There’s gotta be a story there.

[@jefffawcett]

The Jewish neighborhood and the Korean neighborhood were next to each other...

[@kukaliemikalie8157]

​@@jefffawcett 👌🏻 Perfect

[@kylecasey7010]

I want to buy a table from this guy.

[@rebeccaanne8546]

He is very enthusiastic about his products

[@El_Lu-Shin]

The only thing I know now is that i want one stool and a table, please. I'm sold. This man is good.

[@bobhill5429]

So, the happy ending won't break the hinge. Nice!!!

[@jamatoneblue]

"It won't even get more burny"

[@ReneAlexisPenalozaMunoz]

lol

[@JMB129]

I'll take two dozen tables.

[@ASMRLoopz]

your account has been billed accordingly.

[@TheFlossyWitch]

I am a massage therapist and it is a good table

[@ASMRLoopz]

Heck yeah! Im not a massage therapist but I kinda want one of his tables for funsies

[@Bxtskul1l]

@@ASMRLoopz They're actually reasonably priced!

[@TheAmbientUniverse]

"Upholstery that emits tock-sick fyoomes, gonna give you cancer... You can't even put it out!" *gets extinguished right away*

[@Uhnonimus]

There’s no limit to the strength of that table , why is it not used is more commercial applications? Maybe as lifts ? Shoring for excavation? Bridges ? We need answers

[@jakes1832]

22:45 - 22:52 'come on guys would you rather get brain tumors and colon cancer from emr or pure bliss from a master.' "Hmm"

[@haazeMAX]

I wanna go back and talk about OUR HINGES again.

[@TheAcenightcreeper]

Love his kippah...his energy, bootleg dave thomas

[@stormblessed2321]

If you're thinking it's wasteful that he cut up those stool cushions, what do you think his yamaka is made out of?

[@Dielonthug]

I wish I would have looked at this video before. I bought a bad message table the other day but it has a hole in the center. I can't figure out what the hole is for.

[@JMB129]

🤣🤣🤣

[@painzanillusion]

"But wait, there's more"

[@ASMRLoopz]

RIP Billy Mays :(

[@thomasskeffington4539]

If you’re going to make anything, make it the best. People will pay for the best. Buy cheap, buy twice.

[@georgetsoutis4204]

Love the Pepsi GMT Master he’s wearing 😍

[@ASMRLoopz]

Excellent observation

[@ReneAlexisPenalozaMunoz]

Original or homage?

[@alinicole9932]

2:45-46 is the best part

[@philmonk10]

You can’t see this on the thumbnail

[@ReneAlexisPenalozaMunoz]

“sexy feeling plastic.."

[@judyhopps9380]

1 hour later "Erm that's all very good, but I just came in to ask if I could use the bathroom."

[@ASMRLoopz]

I legit laughed out loud. Thank you! 🤣

[@kingyc8490]

He's the only one who does that!!!

[@Dinosaurs_and_Pirates]

'half the thickness' * holds them next to each other and theyre the same thickness*

[@Blueskybuffalo]

Unless you’re using products with electric wires running through it from 30+ years ago then you’re safe from EMR.

[@samanthagirikhanov2796]

“Over 1.5 inches is nowhere near 2 inches.” I mean if it says 2 it should be 2 but it is near 2.

[@ASMRLoopz]

those dag gum thumbnails!

[@rayw2455]

Dude cut the arm cushions open with a switchblade 😮

[@PraisingWithFriends]

"God forbid you should be in heaven"...LOL

[@opterimuor1165]

Ahhh the famous massage table

[@namegirl12]

omg normal audio

[@leeroy8936]

This would be great if it werent for the ads waking me up

[@ONELOVE-bk7tx]

Yes, Master Massage tables are good but speaking from experience their lightweight metal legs version table was not good. I really liked the table because it was so easy for me to carry around but unfortunately one of the legs buckled while I had a client on the table who weighed maybe 130 pounds. When it happened I thought maybe it was my error from not clicking the leg into place properly but then it happened again with a different client. They did not send me the correct replacement part. I bought a new "portable" table from them , wood legs and it is way too heavy for me to carry it to client's homes. It's brand new in my storage ..

[@Modioman69]

Me before this video: “Hmm what could this nice old fella be apologizing about I’m sure it’s fine.” Me one hour later : “Oh lmfao this guy hates cheap tables and thumbnails got it.” 🤣 Completely understandable he shouldn’t apologize, I mean those things can cause cancer after all and those cheap aluminum lined knobs can’t have that now can we.

[@ASMRLoopz]

instructions unclear, I just bought 4 tables from him tho lol

[@Modioman69]

@@ASMRLoopz lolol

[@carrnil]

I think he's trying to sell us a table.

[@EmpireOfTheBarnacle]

Excellent!

[@stevengruber57]

I hate when I try to light the table during a massage and it catches fire. Need that melting foam!

[@AntiContradiction]

NOT BURNING FOAM 😡

[@brianfitch9030]

Some products just need an expert to point out the difference between well made and cheap crap. Well played sir.

[@kickboxs77]

If it is actually worth it making these tables this well, the work will show itself and the product will succeed. Gucci wouldn’t be Gucci if they didn’t start off by making the most durable, reliable pieces of travel luggage on the market.

[@DavidLLambertmobile]

I'd hate to see this guy 👨🏻‍🍳 cooking in a kitchen! 😳

[@ASMRLoopz]

stuff flying EVERYWHERE!

[@Luukster121]

This guys watch game is on point

[@MrJafredderf]

I had no idea Dick Cheney was selling massage beds now.

[@orpheusness2422]

God forbid you should be in heaven

[@Bxtskul1l]

Such a dorky nerdy pillow

[@stephendelgiorno6434]

Switch blade salesman

[@dauntae24]

How much wholesale?

[@zerodreaming]

he looks extra pink at 24:10

[@birdo623]

No weight limit for this table. Drive a monster truck over it!

[@joearnold6881]

“God forbid you should be in heaven” Isn’t that the Abrahamic religions’ deity’s whole deal?