ASMR - Luxury Tasting Roleplay

[@ArticulateDesignASMR]

Okay so somebody had said they would like to have seen me serving the treats from the first class roleplay, on a silver platter so it felt more luxurious. LITTLE DID I KNOW IT WOULD TURN INVISIBLE WITH THE GREEN SCREEN :D I'm so very sorry, I would re-do it but i'd eaten all the food by this point so I couldn't haha. Regardless, I hope you're all doing really well and enjoy the video :D

[@GavinGavinMcGavin]

The trays are so luxurious, mere mortals can't even see them.

[@adriangarza6452]

That’s so awesome tho 😂

[@puddiepudpud5160]

@@GavinGavinMcGavin best response this can have 😂

[@misskatycreates]

Love love love xxxx

[@BlytheWorld1972]

You could have showed us a bit of the first edit as an outtake ,,,,

[@asmrglow]

WHY AM I HERE I'M STARVING

[@aderusso5679]

Me too!!!

[@americangaming3601]

ASMR Glow lmao same I had a small, single serve bowl of Frosted Flakes.

[@June1800]

ASMR Glow - I watch you all the time and GibiASMR Im trying to find some new ppl any way love your vids keep up the good work

[@naava3044]

oml same! it’s like 4 in the morning cuz i can’t fall asleep but i didn’t eat dinner last night and i can’t stop hearing my stomach grumble! this is just recommended for me so i just said “whatever let’s watch it.” 😂😂

[@Roostest]

You wouldn't be starving if you wouldn't have spent 500$ on that makeup of yours

[@gavinlev375]

Lowkey think this guy is actual rich and he just turns his personal experiences into asmr

[@BBCBOY919]

Of course he's rich, he has a personal bar!

[@Kraanox]

He also makes a fortune selling illegal candy

[@Michael_1899]

Lol ikr

[@pepeja4757]

well duh, green screens don't exist and asmrtists are a lie

[@Jackaxed]

i think irl he has a cushy engineering gig, the dude's a smart cookie

[@emsabem]

Me: Eating a TV Dinner Also me: Ah, yes. I do prefer the elegant things in life.

[@ArticulateDesignASMR]

hahah as long as it was tasty :D:D

[@emsabem]

Articulate Design ASMR it was! Sweet and sour chicken from Marie Callendars. I highly recommend!

[@Achillunes]

Man you're lucky lol I'm living off of Hot Pockets

[@Allelementstcg]

​@@Achillunes Hot pockets! That's for rich people, I can only eat Ramen flavor packets

[@Grosso7569]

The way you describe the flavours is amazing. Luxury wines tasting could be a great idea for a future video

[@the.one.who.doesnt.knock.]

What if he gets crunked?

[@goblingunk_]

I ate three cheap mitten-shaped cookies while watching. I'm a monster. Loved it, Matt. I normally hate eating videos but you don't overdo it. You are a natural salesman, especially given that you rehearse nothing.

[@jackd-s2377]

This man made Hersey’s cookies n cream look and sound fancy

[@lowcash1983]

*Hersheys*but yea true

[@lllxlxii569]

Cause it is

[@FatalShotGG]

@@lllxlxii569 nah...

[@s.p4rry405]

He did in one of his train videos

[@azlinallubis3318]

@@FatalShotGG hhbbbjbbhbbbbbbbbbbbbhjbbbbbbjbhhbbbhbhbhbbbbhbbbbbjbhbbbbbbbbbbjhhbbbbbhhbbbbhhbbhbbbb

[@aeveach]

Umm, yes, I do actually have a soft spot for cured meats, fine cheeses, and high end chocolates. How did you know?!?

[@Vitruvian9485]

I really need to say this. You are one of the most sincere asmartists out there. You are one of the people I exclusively watch. The videos are of high quality and exceedingly well thought through.

[@Thatdudewiththedogs]

What's crazy, is that he has said he improvises everything 100 percent. He may have a rough guide of what he's going to do, but all the words spoken are off of the top of the head. Which is incredible for this kind of quality.

[@Marios_Gr]

Isn't life too short to watch a guy eating?

[@Marios_Gr]

@Sloppy Joe Reading a good book? Sleeping?

[@anonanon8389]

If smoking is bad, why does it cure salmon? 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

[@ArticulateDesignASMR]

Oh no 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@aqif5257]

🥴

[@SquishyGrayMatter]

Anon Anon dad joke wooooo👌🤪

[@Alexandra-fr1rz]

Anon Anon I don’t get it sry

[@hyperion3145]

Top Ten Questions Science Can’t Answer

[@ElleyEffingWelly]

After an anxiety filled day where I felt I would in no way be able to relax I sit here with my far less fancy cheese sandwich relaxed and far more calm thank you. You've gained another subscriber!

[@Trinkhaus.]

You are a master at this type of videos, always an enjoyable and relaxing listen

[@bboylalu]

Why haven't I heard of you before?... I absolutely love this kind of roleplay, being served and food being described to me. It's the only ASMR that still works for me and it's becoming a rarity sadly :(... Thanks a lot and please do more when you feel like it!

[@santtu184]

Hey could you recommend me some other good videos like this?

[@Eyesorecrymore]

Played this video at least 1000 times since it came out. Computers, phones, etc. 1000% the best to help u sleep!

[@gasaiyuno3064]

No body: No one: Not a single soul: KZbin captions: *delicious creamy Jesus*

[@jdooms]

Lol, I have seen this through for 2 times now.... I only remember the first 5-ish minutes. Third time's the charm?

[@ArticulateDesignASMR]

Hahah I think going from 5 mins to completion is probably quite difficult for an asmr video, even one of mine 😅

[@lukemoynan5262]

Do yall have any canned salted offal tho

[@vanillathunder1637]

Nah, I've got two dead deer, though.

[@lc-cf2db]

Legendary bear more like am i right or am i right

[@jangofett550]

No, but i do have a PLAN! HAVE SOME GODDAMN FAITH ARTHUR!

[@RockyLXXXVIII]

No but I can get some. I just need money!

[@radlad1878]

Nah, Pearson gave me the last of it

[@TerraDiASMR]

yasssss, you chose the fork thumbnail :) thankfully, I'm having breakfast atm and I shall follow it with a yummy dessert , otherwise it would be painful for me to watch this video.

[@marius7357]

I'm starving here and you all are talkin about food

[@BehindTheMoons]

What a fantastic idea!! I will probably steal it from you in the months to come (like a French cheese tasting I think). Amazing work, like always 😊

[@82jp]

Hey, you! Post a new video already! ;). I love your work!

[@christianinman7752]

Anyone else secretly tingled that the video length is 44:44?

[@Lamb666]

Symmetrical as all things should be.

[@danield719]

perfectly balanced, as all things should be

[@mikobee6682]

44th like lol

[@princejango1103]

Mista is freaking out right now

[@idwiw-8767]

DIO Brando BEAT ME TO IT

[@nicksapienza333]

HANDS DOWN MOST UNDERRATED ASMRTIST OF ALL TIME YOU DESERVE 1000000 Subs

[@sebASMR]

*please seb you're not hungry, do not open uber eats*

[@ArticulateDesignASMR]

You deserve it! Do it :D

[@Icedoutcoffee_069]

Your voice is so soothing. Thanks for the tingles.

[@rmorris142]

This feels like the man from the sugar dealer video at his previous job before sugar was outlawed. I love it! professional and entertaining while still relaxing and comfortable as always!

[@glados1180]

Meanwhile, I'm just eating some cornflakes at 0 AM in my country. Great moment to be alive! Also: One thing I'd wish for was another "caring friend" Roleplay. It's my favorite asmr video to this day and would like to see something like it again!

[@shawnacoon]

I had to think that you probably meant military time. I was like what the heck is zero am???

[@weathrhead]

I only discovered you like a week ago, was am obsessed with your videos, man. You’re sooooo good! And damn, you know your cheese!

[@zippybaxter]

I have been watching you for about 2 months and your my favourite asmrtist, I honestly can not fall asleep without watching one of your videos!!!! Thank you so much

[@REPEATST]

I can always count on you to teach me something new. You do your role plays so well.

[@YeEt-rw5wr]

I don’t get that tingly sensation when watching ASMR but all your videos are incredibly relaxing.

[@whiggygirl]

I'm the same. Never ever get tingles with any ASMR but it calms me and knocks me out

[@katalina8120]

Yay!! Just in time for my depression nap!!

[@catastrofelyx]

kat k relatable

[@siripremfors8425]

This made me laugh and I'm not sure if I should feel bad

[@Hoax991]

I believe watching Matt's videos is the only time I actually enjoy fighting against the urge to fall asleep 😴😴

[@maye2150]

Imagine dropping the entire cheese plate.

[@icecreamonf1re]

maye I’ve done that

[@icecreamonf1re]

It was tragic

[@danielkim1105]

EXACTLYYYY my anxiety levels during this video were going through the roof

[@oDM0o]

I would cry

[@jvysap1178]

I swear Matt’s pantry has snacks and foods from all over the world. Ultimate munchies spot!

[@nthnhbsn1909]

Unfortunately not one of my favourite videos because I don't like eating sounds but I wanted to say you're one of the best ASMRtists on KZbin and the level of effort you put into your videos doesn't go unnoticed. Keep up the great work, Matt! :)

[@tingledom]

I'm always going on about how more people need to do Food ASMR (that is not just eating). 1.5 mintues in, and already tingling away -- so excited for the rest of this!! Thank you! :)

[@FrenkTheJoy]

Normally I don't like mouth sounds, but they're so subtle in this video, and also I love cheese, so it worked out for me.

[@stephenannunziata4273]

This is hands down one of the best asmr videos off all time idk how I never knew about this guy but I’m hype I found him

[@AmyBurgess2002]

I forget that I’m actually trying to sleep when watching your videos because I’m always learning new stuff! You’re so knowledgeable!

[@MrGrimmiefan]

My favorite ASMR video right now. I love articulate discussion on cheese and i cant really afford a lot of good cheese so this is satisfying

[@fernandabarbosa2327]

I’ve been watching A LOT of your videos on the past few weeks and I always forget to leave a comment, but I’m trying to change that. It’s important to support our favorite asmrartists! So thank you so much for such original and relaxing videos. You’re awesome!

[@ArticulateDesignASMR]

Well it means so much to me for anybody who gives up their valuable time to select one of my videos, but especially so if they take even more time to comment to say so :) Thank you so much!

[@colinhairston6570]

Dude you’re just really good at this. I could listen to you all day. Well done, and keep it up

[@M.Djurhuus]

I absolutely love your rp videos, great work

[@FarFromAlegend]

Thank you for not having a ton of ads I appreciate you sir

[@puddiepudpud5160]

I always fancy cheese platters at this time of year!! 💕 Thank you

[@michamalinowski1726]

The GOAT of ASMR delivers once more

[@ericwhang9684]

you legit always help me sleep, and for that, i will always grealty appreciate your channel. Thank you

[@jacehoover]

He puts so much effort in his asmr and I’m so happy when he uploads!

[@gagatoes2940]

Ikr me too

[@Blessedup69]

I love how much research you do for each video. You put an amazing amount of effort that each video I watch I think” this guy is definitely the best (title of video)” Watching your videos put me into a different world. Thank you mate!

[@Liv-eb9yv]

So, I don’t usually fall asleep when I watch ASMR. I usually watch until I can barely open my eyes anymore and then, take my headset out, turn over and go to bed. Well, last night, I PASSED OUT with my head phones on watching this video. I did not even get to the end, haha. I was so relaxed and comfortable and I did not even realize I fell asleep and I woke up in the morning with my headphones still in and my phone in my hand. It was so sweet. I didn’t even grind my teeth in the night and I have been having a problem with stress and grinding my teeth while I sleep. So, thank you!!! I had the best night of sleep and feel SO well rested. Your voice is extremely relaxing and reassuring and making me feel safe and cozy!!

[@anthonywilliams5903]

It doesn’t matter if I’m in school or home, I see the notification, I click, I sleep

[@ghost-of-ohio]

I'm typically not into chewing/eating asmr, just not my thing 🤷🏻‍♀️, but this is so amazing that it's one I consistently go to and have added to my faves

[@jarlbuttonthe3rd]

Yay! More luxury and food, delivered brilliantly as always. This is what I keep coming back for!!!

[@SoraYagami02]

I got this at work and wanted to get home fast so i could watch it in peace... Totally worth it!

[@kiraraasmr]

this roleplay is like .....THE ULTIMATE BEST

[@ArticulateDesignASMR]

Thank you, im not sure it's even close to the best but I'm really glad you like it :D

[@morgangrace494]

I never experience ASMR, but I have to say this video is probably in the top five that have done what I imagine is something close! Love your videos to listen to while studying or working! They’re good deliberate white noise, and as one of the folks who enjoys conversational eating sounds this was awesome. I’d love to see another tasting video sometime and get to learn about all the new neat flavors again 🙌

[@kannettava]

Oh my god. I should NOT have watched this. I'm on a diet and can't eat cheese. Now the only thing I want right now is cheese. 😂

[@ArticulateDesignASMR]

Heyyyy don't worry, this video is entirely calorie free :D :D

[@candiedcrusader7841]

Why can't you have cheese? It's perfect for keto, and every other calorie deficit diet is almost surely baloney, and it's almost a super food if you're working out on keto! Unless you're intolerant, then I understand, tbh I'm just curious trying to spread the word of keto, lol.

[@sunnybunny6275]

Aww babe everything in moderation!! It's okay to have a little cheese, just don't have loads!

[@megantes]

I was doing dishes and listening to this and had to stop for a moment - love your videos, good sir!

[@skaterboyfraley]

I still think "The Articulates" should be your Arkham Sanitarium. The Articulate Expanded Universe!

[@Michael_1899]

ANDMAN2000 isn’t it a little self centred to have your own universe made around yourself?

[@skaterboyfraley]

@@Michael_1899 It's very...Ephemeral.

[@Arizonaball1]

@@skaterboyfraley *hehehehehe*

[@taylordear9458]

@ANDMAN2000 *slow claps*

[@skaterboyfraley]

@@taylordear9458 Assuming that's not sarcastic, thanks! Lol

[@NightShineASMR]

*Help, I’ve tingled and I can’t get up.*

[@yunapark308]

You've really helped me to better appreciate the amalgamation of flavours in my Gregg's roll.

[@harrisoncarney9492]

Matt you could do any job I’m not even joking you’re amazing at these things

[@flashbackfrank8781]

Despite knowing most of those items are just stuff that could be purchased at your local grocery, down to the brand just by the shapes, and of course this being a "roleplay".....you have a wonderful, friendly, approachable, Candid-but-not-snobbish way of describing food. You said that calling it "invitational" might be too aloof, but it's actually a great way to describe a chocolate that turns into liquid love once it melts on the tongue.

[@LadyBibliotheca]

OMG, those chocolates seem amazing. 😋 You rock, Matt!

[@rintohsaka1928]

Solid video but I can't imagine how pudgy the waiters at this establishment would get eating a platter along with every customer lmao

[@desirableacrimony4648]

Rin Tohsaka if they excercised enough they would be fine haha. Funny comment I enjoyed it. :)

[@NotAJollyPotato]

Trying to sleep and its almost the christmas run up and you dare tempt me with food. Well played sir :D

[@jay3845]

I have watched this video so many times n I’ve never reached the end without sleeping 🤣 great description of the cheese

[@kumakun17]

Every time im worried that the creeping threat of ASMR immunity is coming upon me, you release something new (especially food related) and i get that smack full of a head/spine tingles back!

[@whiggygirl]

I love that I always learn something from your amazing videos Matt. You definitely are the King of ASMR. You're the only male I can listen to. Please keep up the fantastic work!

[@camy2370]

I love your sugar dealer RPs so I love this. You should do a candy-swap collab with Gibi, but as your sugar dealer character, explaining how incredible the things you sent her are and then reacting with appropriate aplomb when you have to eat like, fire cheetos haha.

[@caelriley794]

Camy gibi is trash

[@gabrieldimitrov9587]

@@caelriley794 I wouldn't say she's trash just a bit overrated

[@kier3576]

I CANNOT STAND EATING SOUNDS, but this wasn't overly distracting and you quickly went back to talking, which was very nice in my opinion. I've always enjoyed people explaining foods in a manner like this, this was great!

[@alt4235]

Love the vids Matt keep it up. Also your the first person to make me choose sleep over food😆

[@misscocobay6969]

If you ever do just a scent RP then have coffee beans here as well. It apparently resets your senses haha

[@SJ-lv1wv]

3 of my favourite things. Cheese, Chocolate & Matt 😉

[@amybrown7453]

This video give me a idea for my Christmas or birthday to taste luxury food

[@henrikhandberg6519]

Man nice video your one of the mist working hard artists and you are so creative keep it up and stay creative an keep on listening to your fans that will get you wery long in KZbin

[@julia.goolia]

I always feel so cultured and refined after watching your ASMR. Well done!! (And I'm still loving your beard 💟)

[@madocofcatarina7190]

I needed this so badly today, I cut my chin open and chipped a tooth at school today but now I can realease my anxiety. Thanks Matt. I like the word ostentatious as well lol.

[@Letitrock411]

Madoc The Mighty oh no! I hope you feel better!

[@lc-cf2db]

You will be alright kid, as time goes on those things will fade your chin will heal and as for a chip in the tooth well, everybody has one, hell even i do

[@lukestewart8323]

Hows the chin and tooth?

[@ltbubbas]

did you stay home?

[@binakaur]

YESSSS I love your “tasting” videos, whether coffee/tea/chocolate. So excited for this!!!

[@Dogue001]

I'm so confused with this vid, I'm both sleepy and hungry but I also want to keep watching. Damn it.

[@adamortimer8905]

Love your vids, your accent is so relaxing!

[@stopmotionstudio7434]

Put this man on a baking show as a judge

[@Jackaxed]

your voice is so calming, especially in this video!

[@scottbabcock2992]

He could describe anything to make it sound good omg... loved the vid

[@jasonrudman9892]

If you want to broaden your vocab, this is the guy for you ! Every video provides me with a word I have not heard before.

[@shawn7536]

I just got my wisdom teeth taken out a couple days ago so have been living vicariously through this video every night... its so good

[@itxivs]

OMG DO A JOHN WATSON ROLEPLAY

[@yourpalstarch]

I actually just got done rewatching Sherlock season one right now

[@RamsesTheStone]

I can’t believe you’re not triggering my misophonia. I actually enjoy this

[@caeleehall9728]

Your voice is wonderful for this medium. I am so glad I found your channel. I have been falling asleep to your videos. Thank you, sir, for your dedication and for sharing your talent! A job well done ❤

[@SunRose179]

Maybe you could do a whisky tasting video? Discussing this history of the different kinds, how they taste differently depending on the different areas they come from, how to serve them (on the rocks, neat, etc.), and what your favorite kind is. I'd also love to see what your thoughts on Laphroaig whisky.

[@vanillathunder1637]

Don't know how ya do it, Matt. You are incredible!

[@gagatoes2940]

This is an amazing man. No ads in his videos and he provides magnificent tingles

[@edeleo11]

Heaven! Food and asmr together 😍

[@imadethissoicouldcomment2549]

I find this type of asmr to literally amazing and idk why no one else does.( not like you reading this, but this video has like no views and this deserves so much)

[@themonsieurpistache]

matt, you’re so luxurious! keep up the amazing videos.

[@cybertronianqueen]

Tingles and food? Sign me up!

[@peterhoffman544]

You give us so much of your time. It's generous.

[@maidenlass]

This video really cleanses my palette

[@tylerchase98]

Food ASMR is my favorite and you nailed it! Thank you ❤️

[@jcsalty457]

I’ve watched this four times over the past month. I feel a sense of fanciness when I watch 🧐

[@little_rocky6970]

u do a good job with each role play it seems like each role play is ur actual job u certainly know a lot about each subject that u role play if that makes any sense.