ASMR Beer & Food #57 - Even More Coco Jesus + Nick's Roast Beef & Onion Rings + Solitaire

[@officialpsychosis9091]

"I don't need a gold watch, gold chain I don't need a BMW in the driveway, fancy clothes. Just get me deep fried onion rings"

[@IvanSN]

He's the next rap god.

[@김미진-j1e]

LiXon so stupid boy.

[@officialpsychosis9091]

무수룡無水龍 what's stupid?

[@djcurly475]

"So I can slowly clog up my arteries and die in my 70s" #bars

[@MilleniumFoxMagician]

PREACH IT, ER. PREACH IT.

[@TheBladeOfTheHero]

*one video ago* Rift: FuCK mayo *now* Rift: I'll eat almost anything unless it has mayonnaise, except when mayonnaise is in potato salad, and colesaw, and deviled egg, I've grown to like those. So I I might have to rethink the whole Mayo Militia thing

[@boppe2235]

Thanks Einstein

[@octaviobigurrarena5812]

What is fuck mayo

[@mattsmith457]

I believe it is Spanish for May

[@matthester1615]

Mayonnaise

[@MrJakotic]

Mayo is amazing on a steak sandwich as long as it's not caked with it

[@alexxg4088]

Sometimes I don’t even watch this for asmr I just like hearing his thoughts on stuff

[@tylerford4220]

8/8 made me get out of bed and make a midnight turkey dinner.

[@jachob69]

hahahah cracked me up

[@warmly323]

@@jachob69 y

[@luismartinez7804]

I was ready to go to sleep and i got hungry so i went to jack in the box😂😂

[@aaron5320]

Was it good

[@spiritninja32]

Aaron I’m with you, was it good?

[@constellationnation9859]

Trigger moment- when you're eating a onion ring and the onion comes out of the breading.

[@gamingwithrainbows955]

same oml

[@djcurly475]

Oh god that's the worst feeling ever

[@noahbollinger7534]

I won't eat it at that point

[@timelesssilence2541]

And then burns your tongue

[@joobis_del_boobis]

if you're willing to make them yourself, leek rings are a great substitute for onion rings. Leeks don't get as slimy when they're cooked so they won't slide out of the breading.

[@broccoli8122]

Please, consume an enemy of mine. His name is, Cauliflower , he's a whiter copycat of me.

[@broccoli8122]

Digi yes indeed, but cauliflower is my ugly step sibling!(I will not assume the ugly gender)

[@broccoli8122]

Digi I appreciate the support, I like the fox in the picture

[@onelusciouslad7841]

I'm with you, Broccoli. I hate cauliflower!

[@dartedvader]

Perhaps I will eat *fish*

[@yourmomsafurry1971]

Cauliflower is just a worse version of you

[@Mitsuman77]

The older I get, the more I realize good tasting food usually comes in generic paper bags and aluminum foil. EDIT: Why is the phone off the hook in the background?!?

[@CatLady110]

Chris McNeely prob to make sure it doesn't ring while he's filming

[@DaMonkas556]

B Brydges Im pretty sure its a green screen though, i could be wrong though.

[@thelegendkillersshittyduff1335]

Chris McNeely older I get more u realize that Hans r fucking pos and only care bout themselves. Expect u guys u guys are cool. Even if u love cats. Lol.

[@blankmindtheory3446]

EDIT: Why does he even have that phone its 2018 😂😂

[@youtubeuser1432]

@@CatLady110 NO. BECAUSE STOLE THAT FUCKIN FOOD

[@TheASMRAngel]

Beer Mike sounds like the name you'd give your alcoholic next door neighbour who's always causing trouble in the street

[@epic_fluxo9254]

Sounds like Frank Gallagher

[@rileyzoechmann1760]

Crackin' open a cold one with the boys

[@djcurly475]

*bois

[@largerrain1192]

DJ Curly Himself*

[@jonase5680]

***Crackin open a cold one with the ghosts*

[@zender5319]

Me and the boys

[@lukegordon6898]

Vampires often crack a boy with The cold ones

[@MelancoliaI]

Honestly, this is my absolute favorite piece of ASMR. Everything is on point. Just spectacular.

[@roykong7024]

I absolutely adore the warm hearthy sansation in your videos. Every single one of them never fail to make you feel safe and warn.

[@alpemen4267]

Theres something about these food videos that makes me appreciate and enjoy the small things in life. The peace and calm this specific asmr video gives me every time i watch it is unreal, its like I'm in a different reality when I put my headphones on.

[@lelabotoxique]

I simply adore Rift's deep and masculine voice.

[@johnfloyd1866]

lelabotoxique I simply adore your mom

[@lelabotoxique]

Wow. How mature.

[@thingumbob4628]

your mom's real mature

[@ilgj05]

@@thingumbob4628 no u

[@CHICKENNUGGETSKOON]

dont sub i have no lifw your moms no u

[@andrewhoward3735]

2:16 yea you are the goat

[@jemdogg3012]

9:01 is absolute gold!!!!!

[@KamrinTheKapricornASMR]

I am a woman with simple needs; foil sounds, beer sounds, comfort food and tingle inducing videos like this! It's that simple!! 🍻🎙✨❤️🤘🏻

[@Edward-ng2no]

Kamrin The Kapricorn AsMr were not on dating site🧐 good luck on tinder 😉

[@bobo-iv7ro]

Its creamy,its T H I C C

[@djcurly475]

And don't forget F U C K M A Y O

[@TwheezySoSaucey]

*T H I C C*

[@nothyst]

*T H I C C*

[@xeixie4767]

*T H I C C*

[@lilavdy9095]

*T* *H* *I* *C* *C*

[@daxtonriggs9228]

There are two things you see when scrolling through Rift's comment section, the "Just woke up, goodnight" comments... And that one guy that comments "Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter."

[@jordigeven8485]

@DerBoss where did that meme start

[@eila5388]

yes

[@leonthesleepy]

As someone struggling with their weight, this is as close i can get to reliving eating junk food. Man i miss Onion Rings...

[@jonaskonrad]

leonthesleepy im doing the same while i eat my salad xD

[@CHICKENNUGGETSKOON]

Neowise I’m doing the same while I’m eating an entire turkey made by Gordon ramsay

[@thesupreme8062]

This is what life I aspire. A normal calm life in wich I work I eat I relax I sleep and I repeat.

[@arattactician5697]

"I love you little guy" You can take that in two ways...

[@gmgwithnkisback3279]

It's 2024. Still the video quality is way better than most of the ASMRTISTS nowadays. Mindblowing😵‍💫

[@saquerel]

Eph is the only guy who combines ASMR and cinematography ^^ Well done

[@spencerskrtskrt4283]

Synopsis images unmmmmmm thats just not true.

[@spencerskrtskrt4283]

LongLive Kekistan yup

[@saquerel]

Forgot him, my bad ^^

[@ASMRWeekly]

Well, i like to think i do that too haha :)

[@sgt.eclair]

Angelica and Tiraradeguello also do some amazing cinematography work with their ASMR.

[@livewell3129]

Does anyone else like eating when watching ERs lets eat?

[@zugogg6696]

Command post?

[@ilgj05]

Only problem is I don't have good food in my house so this vid is awesome, but also makes me feel depressed when I realize I don't have good food like him

[@dravenalderete483]

@@ilgj05 lmao I never heard that meme before

[@exploringwithasmr]

THE MAN WHO NEVER RUNS OUT OF IDEAS. : )

[@Num1SammyAndNemoAndBlazeFan627]

He will eventually. Then, he'll find More!

[@nasty9403]

Eating in a video is not some grand idea.

[@exploringwithasmr]

It's more based on the vast variety of content on his channel..

[@F2PScout]

It's his 57th eating video, not including candy man. Not the best video to comment that on

[@exploringwithasmr]

Clyte Bolo see my above comment. It's all in good fun anyway.

[@Anthony-bd8uy]

4 years later this video still hit 🔥🔥

[@Blue1479758]

Nick's roast beef is the best. Their gravy fries are epic

[@benparker3442]

Blue1479758 hahahahaha Americans will you ever learn

[@shanewright9977]

Ben Parker learn about what man? Great food? Because we got that down!

[@bleach9508]

Ben Parker fuck off, people can have certain fucking food opinions, don’t involve America

[@yasemingreenfield8884]

You're very talented. The way you do your videos are so intriguing! Honestly I mistake you for an actor so many times because your role play videos are just spot on and realistic! You deserve so many more subscribers. 😊

[@jaxan0277]

Thank you so much ER, you help me with my addictions....Your ASMR helps me get my mind off the things I need to get away from.. thank you!

[@itzsobrrrgames2852]

Seriously this is one of the greatest food/conversational asmr videos ever made. It’s a triumph

[@yourjudgement7741]

5 years old and rift was talking about growing meat, he’s ahead of his time

[@class-ie4qx]

I come back to this video every so often and it never disappoints

[@noahabbas9095]

8:53 I swear he was almost about to cry because of how good it tasted

[@hudibrad]

"...just give me onion rings, so that I may clog my arteries and die of a heart attack..." this should be on a T-shirt

[@scisnack00]

I fuckin died when I he said that 🤣🤣🤣

[@paulfrates]

​@@scisnack00 then howed you comment this

[@Vaniary]

As a french guy, I'm wondering if one can be more American than that

[@IvanSN]

Needs oil and guns.

[@joemcglasson1822]

LongLive Kekistan As an Englishman just wondering where your fuhrer is ?

[@joemcglasson1822]

LongLive Kekistan As an Englishman just wondering where your fuhrer is ?

[@TheMasterMief]

LongLive Kekistan Vollidiot.

[@ponsquiglious]

A microwaved donut and a big mac. Poof, American.

[@Deman00001]

seems like such a down to earth and reasonable person. the mannerisms and attitudes shown by ER shows this so well

[@MrThumperChris]

"It's important that we let our organs know how much we love them. That's probably why they fail us." Man ER I don't know if im thinking about this too hard, but that shit blew me away bro.

[@luissandoval5811]

Dude I came back to this video after so damn long. I was 18 when I first watched this. Now Im in law school 😭. I subscribed I don’t know why but I remembered this video and bam I spent 2 hours trying to find it and I found it. Thank god and really happy that your channel gained so many followers

[@projectdelta1128]

I made it through the vid and didn't sleep I am a fucking legend

[@coleh9683]

😱

[@fallout4masterdogmeat518]

Waist of your day

[@minjabens]

Fallout 4 master dog meat waste

[@chevchelios2136]

Your simply the reigning King of ASMR. No other youtuber matches the quality you provide.

[@paulfrates]

thats your opinion and i 100% agree with it

[@stpattyy11]

You should do a video where a part of SCP-914 is broken, and the repairman is sent in to fix it.

[@droid88-b56]

If I recall correctly, is that the machine with different settings? 'Coarse' 'Rough' 'Fine' 'Very Fine' Was that right? Anyway, it sounds like a good idea, especially if he uses that Beer Mic . . .

[@droid88-b56]

Ah, that's right. The equivalent of whatever is put in.

[@Zazou_96]

i hate and love these videos.. i hate it because i always get hungry and i love this because it lookes so delicious all the time

[@eamonm552]

9:02 my favorite part lol

[@johanneshermansson7630]

I've came back to this video many times over the years when i felt like i needed something to calm me. It's so nice. And I would KILL for that sandwich.

[@WhitmanEntertainment]

I like your new background! Never seen that room before.

[@WhitmanEntertainment]

Well, at least from that angle.

[@chawk6201]

Theodore Doudak Yeah, it was in the cabin video I think.

[@LordSebz]

Theodore Doudak is it green screen or actual room?

[@DDunc1020]

Theodore Doudak that's his house, notice the lamp?

[@NoEntertainment]

I'd be willing to bet that it's a greenscreen. The lighting on his face proves so, there would be multiple colors and degrees of lighting if it were his actual living room.

[@MarcoPinn-z5f]

One thing humans will never be able to truely understand is the human body. My dad used to have a friend that would only eat salad and water. No salt no oil or sugar just cucumber lettuce and tomato. He was extremely healthy and fit and out of no where he got a heart attack. The doctors ran tests and they found nothing wrong with him and they said he was perfectly healthy and they do not know what caused the heart attack. It’s been 6 years since and the still do not know what caused it.

[@T_1111_T]

[@chawk6201]

Krallen _ mmmmmyyyyeeeepppp

[@gabiellabush5411]

When theres a comment saying "just woke up,time for a nap"right above this

[@madisonproteccmyidentity5598]

Krallen _ The type of comment you made is also getting less original and annoying as well. I see these comments more then the other ones now😂

[@T_1111_T]

Madison Proteccmyidentity I've not seen very many like mine but I'll take your word for it.

[@user-sx4qu4dz9z]

Krallen _ I think he means in general. When a type of comment becomes common/popular, people like to make these comments.

[@WhozzySnoozer]

The lamp in the back really set the mood for me. Very relaxing.

[@anthonyserrano_]

My man really out here asmr'ing onion rings

[@Skilledweb]

This is the video that started it all. Sometimes go back to it just to remember how far we've all come.

[@IDoozyyy]

Grow the beard back Uncle Rift.

[@droid88-b56]

Imagine if he grew it out . . . for a year? The beard ASMR that he could make, could supply all those kids who hate school for 2 days . . .

[@arto6324]

Dyldo wow, didn't expect to find jacket here

[@makotoniijimabestgirl2207]

Grow it back but only on one side The left side

[@IDoozyyy]

Guys just think about it, more beard scratching videos...

[@tygonmaster]

It is always hard to tell when it comes to videos as he possibly makes these days or weeks in advance sometimes, but it always seems like he grows a beard quickly. Some guys can and some cannot. I know I grow a decent five o clock shadow in just two days. It honestly is pretty annoying. I imagine as I get a little closer to pushing 30, I will feel like an ape. >.> He might grow just as fast and does not like to deal with it. Not really sure though.

[@iamjason1279]

I literally just drooled when he pulled out those rings

[@ASMRWeekly]

*Beer mic* i'm dead hahahaha lol genius

[@ismellpennies9654]

I like all beer, as long as they get me drunk

[@shaman9231]

Ummm, what the heck happen to this man,he looks 20 years younger in this vid and it's been 1 year.1 PEOPLE

[@snakeandraven3]

Yes, his hair went from straight black to gray in only 1 Year

[@albertoflz3540]

@@snakeandraven3 Maybe he painted his hair

[@connorl6882]

Sometimes I just stop and think about what I'm doing; I'm quite literally watching a mid 40 year old man eat food. Amazing, this is what my mum raised me for.

[@cgibson005]

That beer mic was amazing incredibly satisfying!

[@THEUNKNOWN-bamf]

Have been in the West Chester area 3xs in the past 2 months for work. Came across this video last night, and just finished Nick's for dinner tonight. You are spot on!!! This sammich was delicious!!!

[@fall6957]

I'm actually glad yt recommended this for me ☺️

[@jonnyrose1288]

Ephemeral Rifts channel will forever be my favorite Asmr channel...SO original. The first asmr video I've ever watched was by him back in 2012.

[@philipphouston3556]

Uncle E is the GOAT I agree

[@Thea7110]

Keep this series going I love it

[@Pozoe12]

Cold food is the price of ASMR...we thank you for your service

[@andrewhoward3735]

I don't know why but this is so good and I can't stop watching even though I have so much to do😫

[@poopman299]

i’ve always made fun of asmr videos, thats literally the only reason i watch them. that was the reason that i came here but this guy is super soothing and just a very chill man. i actually really like this and i subscribed. keep the success going my man you deserve it.

[@AlabamaBoiz]

Nice forehead bro

[@poopman299]

Legitimate0073 not even me my g🤣🤣

[@ein9367]

I never considered anger to be genetic. Makes sense. I've always chalked it up to being either my own fault or just some sort of how I deal with things I can't control...but I can relate to majority of things your taking about in this episode. 👍

[@hollywood694]

I gotta thank this guy for makin me sleep when I couldn't cuz I have sleep problems

[@AbsolNOVA]

I love how he says sandwich, Samich... And then how he says how he wants to die in his 70’s as long as it’s from onion rings! 🤣😂

[@xnzbeastx2474]

I like how your not fussy with food,in my culture we are raised to eat anything.

[@zeshanmhusain7240]

samich

[@CHICKENNUGGETSKOON]

sawitch

[@SebbyIsYummy]

Sammed wich

[@gambolshrouds9400]

I slowly, an talked to myself all this time with this man with my own food. An Damn was if refreshing an good.

[@Alwayz114]

Really weird to hear you mention West Chester. I'm a long time viewer, and I'm in West Chester for college. I know you want to keep your privacy and such, it's just fun to know it's a small world. I'll have to find that Nicks Roast Beef and try it sometime. Cheers

[@foppelycklamaanijeholt7396]

Guess what Rift. Dutchman Mark Post presented a hamburger made of cultivated/synthetic meat, couple years ago. Its cultivated from stem cells of a cow. Has no fat. Takes a long way before we can buy it in a supermarket tough.

[@diegobrando6613]

8:27 guess what buddy,The impossible whoper did that

[@farmerrabbit2113]

I just looove your personality, I have revisited this vid many times,not just for your incredible asmr skills but also your interesting personality. :)

[@mariotroll2278]

OH BOI UNCLE E JUST CRACKED OPEN A COLD ONE

[@Mi-or6zb]

mariotroll2 moose

[@CHICKENNUGGETSKOON]

moose

[@roxithromycim7703]

You fixed my sleep schedule countless times, thank you

[@dreamhunterasmr4850]

Great video ☺️

[@SindromeDeMascotinha]

Really like your voice and the way you speak, not really whispering just calm, low and very soothing ❤

[@sublteiamnot3960]

Is this the last beer video he’s done since? Always love his old beer tasting stuff a lot. Understand if he’s just given it up entirely though

[@ceooflonelinessinc.267]

Why? Its a tragedy he stopped doing these videos. Beer is healthy.

[@ceooflonelinessinc.267]

@@nickhayley It is. Beer has a lot of nutrients.

[@BootziePootzie]

@@ceooflonelinessinc.267alcohol is literally poison for you body. Beer is definetly NOT healthy just cause it has some nutrients, you can get nutrients, and much more, elsewhere. Look at one of his latest videos, he also talks about that there. Drink beer if you want, but don’t go pushing false narratives about how it’s “healthy” lol.

[@lebronjames8635]

My mans just had a party by himself lmao he’s living the life💯

[@Dgamer-zm6mr]

Who else is eating a home made sandwich and acting like your eating with rift😂

[@xan1274]

Sir Ephemeral Rift, you are officially one of my favorite KZbin channels.

[@Baksis1]

09:00 - 09:30 Epic part Rift.

[@forfreedom5344]

Beer mic made my day

[@tgg_705]

This man predicted lab meat

[@MagWasTaken]

The lighting in this video was perfect. Very cozy.

[@davidreames384]

Please please bring the podcast back to KZbin. I miss it!

[@airsoftaj2683]

8:07 “Wish we could grow meat.” Never have I ever heard something so real...

[@baconpizza5180]

Jesus Christ Rift. Horseradish sauce is one of the greatest things in the galaxy.

[@BlamedAxis]

beer mic is the greatest asmr invention ever

[@Kocaine4600]

Anybody notice how he looks younger now than he used to look 1 year or 2 years ago or is it just me?

[@Num1SammyAndNemoAndBlazeFan627]

Must be from not having a beard.

[@Kocaine4600]

+shawn sullivan you right man

[@Blank46130]

spartanking 134 it might be because of his hairstyle

[@chevychevy022]

He died his hair. He was going grey everywhere

[@hntr5495]

Yes he does

[@ayoosbd]

holy crap man your voice is so calming

[@randyfellows]

A true ASMR artist. Unfortunately the asmr community has been tainted with pretty girls that are more concerned with looking good and couldn't feel a tingle if they sat on a washing machine.

[@sebb8347]

Randy Fellows except gibi

[@randyfellows]

Seb Bagley True. There are definitely some good ones out there, they just get drowned out by the nonsense most of the time. Kinda makes me wanna start my own channel.

[@sebb8347]

Randy Fellows yeah... I agree that people who start ASMR channels dont really know what they are doing and just follow other good people's videos

[@chopper12345]

Just got home from work. Grabbed three beers, some pizza rolls, and started watching.

[@ygnroyals479]

This guy seems like when he gets older he'll be the one to chase little kids with a broom away from his house 😂😂😂😂😂

[@ned5306]

I love this, such a normal but talented guy! Nice to enjoy a beer whilst eating quick, wholesome simple foods👌

[@adrianpeterson9668]

Bring back the sammich man

[@wakojako007]

I hope you get this message and it makes your day, I love you man! Love your videos! You're the only person who gives me comfort on sleepless nights 🌛

[@unknown-zo4tk]

Me wondering why he looks younger, and has shaved chin, this was 2 years ago bruh

[@murdocmyers5194]

Real ASMR videos, you are the best!! Greetings from Argentina