ASMR on this Scottish lass's lap 💙✌🏼

[@guibble]

Man this is a weird thing to say but you look so much like my mother when she was young, if I’ve had a particularly rough time I can always come to your channel and feel like I’m being comforted by the older sister I never had, so thank you for all that you provide this community

[@hexxxd111]

she kind of looks like my mother too 😭😭

[@torralf9926]

Maybe you are siblings?😉

[@auckmywillay]

See I relate to this so much, she sounds exactly like my mum it's insane 😂

[@26mm62_]

Just so you all know, its NEVER a compliment to tell a woman she looks/ reminds you of your mother! Take notes

[@hexxxd111]

@@26mm62_ that's not true lmao

[@cbatt91337]

You have no idea how much I have missed these videos. You’re my favourite way to go to sleep.

[@ASMRShortbread]

Aww thank you, and sorry it's been so long since my last upload!

[@buckjones4901]

Her beauty combined with the soft motion and voice is the best.

[@ripxdoc]

yessssss need dis, gimme all da big cosy and comfort vibes with dis ✨️

[@ASMRShortbread]

Ahaha, just here giving all da peeps wot they want ❤

[@garysmith9823]

There are various things making sleep more difficult these days. This was lovely and extremely helpful.

[@anderson_c_oliveira]

This is so good! Relaxing and comforting myself in your peace, your affection and your tenderness feels so good to me! Shortie, you are an angel! Goodnight!! 🤗🤗💖💖

[@theologyman]

There is something so special about listening to your videos that makes us feel loved and with someone who is honest and fun. Thank you lass for making the day better.

[@ASMRShortbread]

My absolute pleasure! Thank you very much for your kind words. 💗

[@yoramshayovitz8986]

322323333ŕeee2²2²2

[@laurahedglon5480]

This is going to be a new favorite ✨ i love your gentle hand movements and slow pace. You're so kind and thoughtful 💕

[@ASMRShortbread]

Thank you so much, Laura! Sending you relaxing vibes this weekend. Big love xx

[@SockMonkeyofcourse]

Thank you for the positive vibes tonight. The will help extend my sleep time to maybe six hours instead of five. I'm one of those who are challenged to get a full night's rest. This helps!

[@katieking7638]

So lovely and comforting as always. Your always bringing da best cosy vibes🥰. I was feeling really sad and in need of a hug and then this gem came along. Can always rely on Jozette to cheer me up and make everything better. You deserve all the love and happiness in the world, and if those 3 children come along I know you will be the best mum and they will be the luckiest children in the world. We are all the luckiest to have you and your channel 🤗😇xxx

[@brianhudson8680]

Hope your feeling better now Katie😊

[@katieking7638]

@@brianhudson8680 Thanks Brian feeling much better now after this lovely time with Jozette ☺️.

[@thehouseofronin9209]

This is beautiful, serene, and so comforting Shortie! You make me feel l've known you for ages! You just seem to know how to talk to people.

[@theloniousfinkle2057]

This video is so comforting. I’ve missed videos like this. You’ve put me at ease once again. ❤❤❤

[@King_of_Sofa]

One of the best in the ASMR genre!

[@dovesasmr]

All for the cosy vibes 😍💤💜

[@davidlow862]

Her whole presence is like a warm hug. Hard not to fall in love :)

[@Miskowyy]

falling in love is crazy

[@carladams8332]

This is my first visit, and I've watched to on my lap videos and practically melted. Love this. Simple and soothing and you are funny too. As Arnold said "I'll be back" x

[@mirrakirra]

I don't know why, but I love the sleeves that look like they are gloves. It just looks and seems comfortable and soft.

[@Tremor_Doc_Mike]

I really hope you read your comments, because you need to know that you have the kindest, most soothing, gentlest effect of your professional kin (including your adorable soft laughs), and you never cease to bring a peaceful smile to my face, almost as if that I knew I wouldn't wake up the next morning I would be more than content drifting away from this world on the wings of your voice and your music. Regarding your palm reading from your trip, I have to say I envy the special person you allow into your life one day (if you so choose), because they are going to develop a whole new appreciation for life and beauty. Please don't ever change.

[@TheStoneageRomeo]

You sincerely are brilliant Shortie. This is perfect ASMR. So glad you are still at it. It’s great just to have you around.

[@noizemaker9261]

I woke up 8 hours later not realizing I fell asleep to this lol you always feel so safe and calming, thank you 😌

[@danielkisielewski7612]

Feels like i'm curled up on the lap of a close friend and being hugged. I love hug asmr

[@subhanalikhan5605]

Beautiful cozy time with shortbread is my favorite videos to watch❤❤❤ for sleep🎉🎉🎉

[@BrianRoberts-p7g]

Love your video. Thank you so much for what you, your caring and personal attention is not only amazing it makes me feel that someone actually cares about my well being. I hope you know you are truly amazing!!!😊 Again thank you for making these videos!!!

[@JesterFilmLover]

Honestly you are the most unique incredible Lass being to make great comfortable cozy relaxing vibes with a heart of gold! Needed some time to have negative energy to be removed! You are so awesome in every way! Lots of Love and Hugs to you! 💖💖💖

[@stephenvogt6689]

Thank you so much Shortbread so nice and Tingly as always 💜💞💗✨💖😊

[@courtneyruss9122]

Your video helped me fall and stay asleep. I love your content.

[@ASMRShortbread]

Aww I'm so glad! 😊

[@pedropabloceron6150]

About having a kid, ill say that i helped my mom with my little brother and he was(still is) one fo my biggest loves. When they are 1 month and a halve to 5 months MAN them little sassy angels, i loved tossing him into the air and he would giggle like crazy their smile and their laugh gave you life for real and when he cuddle right in my chest i felt the happiest person in the world so if thats what my littlw bro made me feel i cant imagine what having a little version of me would feel. I look forward to that day so much

[@drakonisasmrtist9471]

You have such a comforting way about you that is so relaxing.

[@badger1296]

Damn Shorty, I love listening to you! 🤎

[@ASMRShortbread]

Sending virtual hugs! ❤

[@badger1296]

@@ASMRShortbread Thanks Shorty 🤎

[@davidbraganza8213]

So Gorgeous ASMR Shortbread! Love and appreciate your best positive cosy vibes so comforting and so relaxing! 🌟🌼❤🌹💐

[@AngelxVillian]

Literally just about to go to sleep perfect 💜

[@jimhoward3187]

Shorty you have got to be one of the most beautiful and talented asmr artists in the world love you and your videos so much your videos are so relaxing and soothing your voice is the bomb 😴💤😴💤😴💤😴💤😴💤😴💤😴💤

[@fawxz]

This was so lovely, the vibes were immaculate

[@nilanjanghosh8788]

Ma'am I slept like a little baby and felt so secure seeing myself on your lap when I woke up-you are the best !!!

[@rickbeaule8985]

Sooooooooo relaxing. Thank you!

[@bob_bob_bob001]

I missed your asmr. Im glad you're back.

[@vjnt1star]

She's truly doing the nicest ASMR around

[@ASMRShortbread]

That comment means a lot! 💕

[@TheAyeAye1]

This looks fantastic. it will be grand to let it put me to sleep later.

[@joanargento9172]

Simply Adorable,Thank You Shortie !

[@BobC59]

Needed me some Shortbread and gots me sum! Been a while, but I’ll take quality over quantity. Thanks Shortie. You’re the best!

[@AndySnap]

Supremely relaxing, as always...🙏 And what a lucky guy he'll be, when he comes along...!

[@sylmg]

This is an incredible video. Loved every second on this one.

[@joepodunk284]

Love your soft voice, accent and beauty! Sooo relaxing! One request, could you add in mouth and tongue clicks? It's hard to describe but along with your voice the tingles would be off the chart!! Please keep making these vids and Thank You! 😘

[@bal_ASMR]

I love this video! Thank you for the wonderful healing!😆

[@Dreamseeker911]

Hey this actually gave me asmr which is nuts.

[@ASMRShortbread]

I'm actually delighted to hear that!!! 🫶🏻💕

[@Brandon49758]

You have the most soothing voice

[@DishyLemon]

So comforting

[@rstevens1836]

❤😊 Beautiful...thanks. This is the kind of night I need every night in Scotland. 😴

[@ironmod5146]

Thank you for this relaxing video and hope you’re doing alright ❤❤❤

[@MADDY-md2py]

This is amazing ASMR keep uploading more

[@Senselessdust]

This is sooooooo good! Could you maybe do an asmr bloopers video where you compile all of your clips you have edited out of videos?

[@PACKYCSONE80]

The return of the queen

[@cazanovazakdar1218]

That's so nice from you ☺️ to relax me dear friend ❤️

[@FrankStewart-go7zr]

You are my miracle that I've been waiting for, my Scottish lass✨️

[@justinkloss7828]

Great as always!

[@djkryton]

This evening pre-workout is keeping me awake…….hope this works

[@solidbanjobanjo9367]

What happened to this channel it used to be so popular like 4 years ago, this is the first video I’ve seen since, glad to see you’re ok

[@Mohamed.Shaabann]

Omg the last minute ❤️

[@johnmacleod4481]

Yes I do I need to worry about tomorrow and what may never be for me

[@micah9052]

Thank you❤😍🥰

[@Thomas-oo9lu]

I'm here! We just have to build a time machine for me to go back in, 👍. Guess I'll just settle for a good night's sleep 😊

[@brianhudson8680]

Thank you Shortie😀

[@Steven-og5qx]

Great relaxing video shortbread

[@johnmacleod4481]

Theres nobody else to tuck me in than to cry myself to sleep nite nite

[@CreativeKitt]

As a momma of three I can say with certainty it is a LOT😂 They’re beautiful stinkers all of them. I love your videos so much❤

[@markinegbenoseokpiabhele2117]

I like this asmr video it’s a nice 25 mins video.

[@Davy_Wavy]

I found out recently my dad’s mom is 100% Scottish, which is really cool to me, her parents migrated from Scotland to Canada, and when my dad was 9 he moved to NC. It’s makes more sense now that I have 4 of my 9 siblings are redheads

[@usquebaugh1]

I have a t-shirt that says "overthinking" on it. I've missed your uploads. You do ASMR precisely the way I seek it. As Carly Simon once sang, "Nobody Does It Better".

[@CptMARS101]

Thank you from NYC! The city's so dang loud and stressful, I really cherish the times when I get to kick back and fall asleep to one of your videos.

[@GhANeC]

So nice 😊

[@stephendanowskijr.1810]

Always Remember: POSITIVE THOUGHTS + POSITIVE ACTIONS = POSITIVE RESULTS!!!

[@ASMRShortbread]

Great advice! 💖

[@kalelmartell10]

There would be nothing better than a bunch of mini Jo’s running around you.

[@DeliciousBoi]

Awww ;-; I liked the 1st title.

[@ASMRShortbread]

Haha, should I change it back?

[@DeliciousBoi]

@@ASMRShortbread I would, but far be it from me to tell you how to run your Rodeo.

[@richterkennedy2101]

She is perfect

[@ZackyASMR]

Very nice and relaxing ❤❤❤

[@insomniacbritgaming1632]

I want all the cosy!! And chuck norris jokes

[@terryc.3390]

Shortie: I'm going to put you to sleep. Me: i don't know. I'm awake. Shortie: General Kenobi. Me (to other ASMRtists) : This is not the ASMR I'm looking for. Also me: The ASMR Force...is...strong...with...Shor... Zzzzz. 🤪😉😊🙂❤️ Relatively new subscriber here. You NAIL it EVERY TIME, Shortie!!! Eternal ❤ from the USA!!!

[@26mm62_]

Omg I just discovered you !!! YAY!! Made me laugh when you as this hot chick calling yourself an old lady🤣 My girlie bones crack too!🤭 Love you, girl! THANKS FOR FINDING ME!🥰🤗 love from Toronto!🇨🇦

[@woohoomanful]

I'm in love ❤❤

[@grahammcrobert7141]

just wish I had this for my college entry test for joinery this morning as I couldn't do the test my body froze shortbread when are you live again on youtube?

[@katieking7638]

So sorry to hear that Graham. Jozette will be going live on KZbin tomorrow Wednesday 17th April at 7.30pm BST and then on bigo 8pm-10pm BST. bigolive.onelink.me/sG8X?is_retargeting=true&pid=region_kol&c=UK_ASMRShortbread Hopefully see you there 🤗

[@sable_nova]

Da best. 😴

[@logandowdy9887]

Loved it

[@Movieguy5]

18:18 - Cinema Remix by Skrillex is probably my favourite remix he’s done. Love that song.

[@MarcPicard-eg7qd]

i love your accent❤❤

[@t_rex8767]

yes more head-on-lap-videos :) 👍

[@EFernandesO]

Don't forget, you are the best here. And I'm drunk right now. 😂 Love from Brasil (with S). Thanks

[@guntermoller662]

Ah Josette.....just when I despaired ever seeing another of these videos,, you gave me this present. Thanks for relaxing me, making me feel like you were speaking to me.

[@johnmacleod4481]

The pink one

[@DARKFLAME-2728]

beatiful angel ❤❤❤

[@TonyPoindexter]

Love you too baby Tony 💕

[@gavineggleton678]

Hi Josette 👋 x a lovely ASMR video 📹 💕

[@johnmacleod4481]

I wish I could find a book that's a real page turner

[@epiphany86]

❤

[@fivenight]

❤❤❤❤❤

[@nicolasantamato4124]

Sempre più Brava e ancora più Bella! Complimenti!❤

[@claudiaschiffer5093]

😂

[@АлексейНеразборчиво]

Glad you back your old hairstyle!

[@markorton-8175]

Love when you said chocolate 😂..

[@beatpauls]

💜💜💜

[@ASMRShortbread]

💖🫶🏻

[@johnmacleod4481]

Pardon and excuse me tartan shortbread I got extremely emotional and tearful at the beginning of your video there's just something calming soothing and peaceful about your soft quiet voice

[@HelenTaylor-c7p]

Ah beautiful! Thank you gorgeous lady x

[@scotthenriksen6777]

Oh my god Shortie, I am melted into a puddle of pinkish goo that is gently vibrating and emitting low purring type sounds of contentment.