Man this is a weird thing to say but you look so much like my mother when she was young, if I’ve had a particularly rough time I can always come to your channel and feel like I’m being comforted by the older sister I never had, so thank you for all that you provide this community
@hexxxd1116 ай бұрын
she kind of looks like my mother too 😭😭
@torralf99266 ай бұрын
Maybe you are siblings?😉
@auckmywillay6 ай бұрын
See I relate to this so much, she sounds exactly like my mum it's insane 😂
@26mm62_6 ай бұрын
Just so you all know, its NEVER a compliment to tell a woman she looks/ reminds you of your mother! Take notes
@hexxxd1116 ай бұрын
@@26mm62_ that's not true lmao
@cbatt913376 ай бұрын
You have no idea how much I have missed these videos. You’re my favourite way to go to sleep.
@ASMRShortbread6 ай бұрын
Aww thank you, and sorry it's been so long since my last upload!
@buckjones49016 ай бұрын
Her beauty combined with the soft motion and voice is the best.
@ripxdoc6 ай бұрын
yessssss need dis, gimme all da big cosy and comfort vibes with dis ✨️
@ASMRShortbread6 ай бұрын
Ahaha, just here giving all da peeps wot they want ❤
@garysmith98236 ай бұрын
There are various things making sleep more difficult these days. This was lovely and extremely helpful.
@anderson_c_oliveira6 ай бұрын
This is so good! Relaxing and comforting myself in your peace, your affection and your tenderness feels so good to me! Shortie, you are an angel! Goodnight!! 🤗🤗💖💖
@theologyman6 ай бұрын
There is something so special about listening to your videos that makes us feel loved and with someone who is honest and fun. Thank you lass for making the day better.
@ASMRShortbread6 ай бұрын
My absolute pleasure! Thank you very much for your kind words. 💗
@yoramshayovitz89866 ай бұрын
322323333ŕeee2²2²2
@laurahedglon54806 ай бұрын
This is going to be a new favorite ✨ i love your gentle hand movements and slow pace. You're so kind and thoughtful 💕
@ASMRShortbread6 ай бұрын
Thank you so much, Laura! Sending you relaxing vibes this weekend. Big love xx
@SockMonkeyofcourse6 ай бұрын
Thank you for the positive vibes tonight. The will help extend my sleep time to maybe six hours instead of five. I'm one of those who are challenged to get a full night's rest. This helps!
@katieking76386 ай бұрын
So lovely and comforting as always. Your always bringing da best cosy vibes🥰. I was feeling really sad and in need of a hug and then this gem came along. Can always rely on Jozette to cheer me up and make everything better. You deserve all the love and happiness in the world, and if those 3 children come along I know you will be the best mum and they will be the luckiest children in the world. We are all the luckiest to have you and your channel 🤗😇xxx
@brianhudson86806 ай бұрын
Hope your feeling better now Katie😊
@katieking76386 ай бұрын
@@brianhudson8680 Thanks Brian feeling much better now after this lovely time with Jozette ☺️.
@thehouseofronin9209Ай бұрын
This is beautiful, serene, and so comforting Shortie! You make me feel l've known you for ages! You just seem to know how to talk to people.
@theloniousfinkle20576 ай бұрын
This video is so comforting. I’ve missed videos like this. You’ve put me at ease once again. ❤❤❤
@King_of_Sofa6 ай бұрын
One of the best in the ASMR genre!
@dovesasmr6 ай бұрын
All for the cosy vibes 😍💤💜
@davidlow8626 ай бұрын
Her whole presence is like a warm hug. Hard not to fall in love :)
@Miskowyy4 ай бұрын
falling in love is crazy
@carladams83326 ай бұрын
This is my first visit, and I've watched to on my lap videos and practically melted. Love this. Simple and soothing and you are funny too. As Arnold said "I'll be back" x
@mirrakirra6 ай бұрын
I don't know why, but I love the sleeves that look like they are gloves. It just looks and seems comfortable and soft.
@Tremor_Doc_Mike6 ай бұрын
I really hope you read your comments, because you need to know that you have the kindest, most soothing, gentlest effect of your professional kin (including your adorable soft laughs), and you never cease to bring a peaceful smile to my face, almost as if that I knew I wouldn't wake up the next morning I would be more than content drifting away from this world on the wings of your voice and your music. Regarding your palm reading from your trip, I have to say I envy the special person you allow into your life one day (if you so choose), because they are going to develop a whole new appreciation for life and beauty. Please don't ever change.
@TheStoneageRomeo6 ай бұрын
You sincerely are brilliant Shortie. This is perfect ASMR. So glad you are still at it. It’s great just to have you around.
@noizemaker92616 ай бұрын
I woke up 8 hours later not realizing I fell asleep to this lol you always feel so safe and calming, thank you 😌
@danielkisielewski76122 ай бұрын
Feels like i'm curled up on the lap of a close friend and being hugged. I love hug asmr
@subhanalikhan56055 ай бұрын
Beautiful cozy time with shortbread is my favorite videos to watch❤❤❤ for sleep🎉🎉🎉
@BrianRoberts-p7g6 ай бұрын
Love your video. Thank you so much for what you, your caring and personal attention is not only amazing it makes me feel that someone actually cares about my well being. I hope you know you are truly amazing!!!😊 Again thank you for making these videos!!!
@JesterFilmLover6 ай бұрын
Honestly you are the most unique incredible Lass being to make great comfortable cozy relaxing vibes with a heart of gold! Needed some time to have negative energy to be removed! You are so awesome in every way! Lots of Love and Hugs to you! 💖💖💖
@stephenvogt66896 ай бұрын
Thank you so much Shortbread so nice and Tingly as always 💜💞💗✨💖😊
@courtneyruss91226 ай бұрын
Your video helped me fall and stay asleep. I love your content.
@ASMRShortbread6 ай бұрын
Aww I'm so glad! 😊
@pedropabloceron61506 ай бұрын
About having a kid, ill say that i helped my mom with my little brother and he was(still is) one fo my biggest loves. When they are 1 month and a halve to 5 months MAN them little sassy angels, i loved tossing him into the air and he would giggle like crazy their smile and their laugh gave you life for real and when he cuddle right in my chest i felt the happiest person in the world so if thats what my littlw bro made me feel i cant imagine what having a little version of me would feel. I look forward to that day so much
@drakonisasmrtist94716 ай бұрын
You have such a comforting way about you that is so relaxing.
@badger12966 ай бұрын
Damn Shorty, I love listening to you! 🤎
@ASMRShortbread6 ай бұрын
Sending virtual hugs! ❤
@badger12966 ай бұрын
@@ASMRShortbread Thanks Shorty 🤎
@davidbraganza82136 ай бұрын
So Gorgeous ASMR Shortbread! Love and appreciate your best positive cosy vibes so comforting and so relaxing! 🌟🌼❤🌹💐
@AngelxVillian6 ай бұрын
Literally just about to go to sleep perfect 💜
@jimhoward31876 ай бұрын
Shorty you have got to be one of the most beautiful and talented asmr artists in the world love you and your videos so much your videos are so relaxing and soothing your voice is the bomb 😴💤😴💤😴💤😴💤😴💤😴💤😴💤
@fawxz6 ай бұрын
This was so lovely, the vibes were immaculate
@nilanjanghosh87886 ай бұрын
Ma'am I slept like a little baby and felt so secure seeing myself on your lap when I woke up-you are the best !!!
@rickbeaule89856 ай бұрын
Sooooooooo relaxing. Thank you!
@bob_bob_bob0016 ай бұрын
I missed your asmr. Im glad you're back.
@vjnt1star6 ай бұрын
She's truly doing the nicest ASMR around
@ASMRShortbread6 ай бұрын
That comment means a lot! 💕
@TheAyeAye16 ай бұрын
This looks fantastic. it will be grand to let it put me to sleep later.
@joanargento91726 ай бұрын
Simply Adorable,Thank You Shortie !
@BobC596 ай бұрын
Needed me some Shortbread and gots me sum! Been a while, but I’ll take quality over quantity. Thanks Shortie. You’re the best!
@AndySnap6 ай бұрын
Supremely relaxing, as always...🙏 And what a lucky guy he'll be, when he comes along...!
@sylmg6 ай бұрын
This is an incredible video. Loved every second on this one.
@joepodunk2846 ай бұрын
Love your soft voice, accent and beauty! Sooo relaxing! One request, could you add in mouth and tongue clicks? It's hard to describe but along with your voice the tingles would be off the chart!! Please keep making these vids and Thank You! 😘
@bal_ASMR6 ай бұрын
I love this video! Thank you for the wonderful healing!😆
@Dreamseeker9116 ай бұрын
Hey this actually gave me asmr which is nuts.
@ASMRShortbread6 ай бұрын
I'm actually delighted to hear that!!! 🫶🏻💕
@Brandon497586 ай бұрын
You have the most soothing voice
@DishyLemon6 ай бұрын
So comforting
@rstevens18366 ай бұрын
❤😊 Beautiful...thanks. This is the kind of night I need every night in Scotland. 😴
@ironmod51466 ай бұрын
Thank you for this relaxing video and hope you’re doing alright ❤❤❤
@MADDY-md2py6 ай бұрын
This is amazing ASMR keep uploading more
@Senselessdust6 ай бұрын
This is sooooooo good! Could you maybe do an asmr bloopers video where you compile all of your clips you have edited out of videos?
@PACKYCSONE806 ай бұрын
The return of the queen
@cazanovazakdar12186 ай бұрын
That's so nice from you ☺️ to relax me dear friend ❤️
@FrankStewart-go7zr3 ай бұрын
You are my miracle that I've been waiting for, my Scottish lass✨️
@justinkloss78286 ай бұрын
Great as always!
@djkryton6 ай бұрын
This evening pre-workout is keeping me awake…….hope this works
@solidbanjobanjo93676 ай бұрын
What happened to this channel it used to be so popular like 4 years ago, this is the first video I’ve seen since, glad to see you’re ok
@Mohamed.Shaabann6 ай бұрын
Omg the last minute ❤️
@johnmacleod44816 ай бұрын
Yes I do I need to worry about tomorrow and what may never be for me
@micah90526 ай бұрын
Thank you❤😍🥰
@Thomas-oo9lu6 ай бұрын
I'm here! We just have to build a time machine for me to go back in, 👍. Guess I'll just settle for a good night's sleep 😊
@brianhudson86806 ай бұрын
Thank you Shortie😀
@Steven-og5qx6 ай бұрын
Great relaxing video shortbread
@johnmacleod44816 ай бұрын
Theres nobody else to tuck me in than to cry myself to sleep nite nite
@CreativeKitt6 ай бұрын
As a momma of three I can say with certainty it is a LOT😂 They’re beautiful stinkers all of them. I love your videos so much❤
@markinegbenoseokpiabhele21176 ай бұрын
I like this asmr video it’s a nice 25 mins video.
@Davy_Wavy2 ай бұрын
I found out recently my dad’s mom is 100% Scottish, which is really cool to me, her parents migrated from Scotland to Canada, and when my dad was 9 he moved to NC. It’s makes more sense now that I have 4 of my 9 siblings are redheads
@usquebaugh16 ай бұрын
I have a t-shirt that says "overthinking" on it. I've missed your uploads. You do ASMR precisely the way I seek it. As Carly Simon once sang, "Nobody Does It Better".
@CptMARS1016 ай бұрын
Thank you from NYC! The city's so dang loud and stressful, I really cherish the times when I get to kick back and fall asleep to one of your videos.
There would be nothing better than a bunch of mini Jo’s running around you.
@DeliciousBoi6 ай бұрын
Awww ;-; I liked the 1st title.
@ASMRShortbread6 ай бұрын
Haha, should I change it back?
@DeliciousBoi6 ай бұрын
@@ASMRShortbread I would, but far be it from me to tell you how to run your Rodeo.
@richterkennedy2101Ай бұрын
She is perfect
@ZackyASMR6 ай бұрын
Very nice and relaxing ❤❤❤
@insomniacbritgaming16326 ай бұрын
I want all the cosy!! And chuck norris jokes
@terryc.33906 ай бұрын
Shortie: I'm going to put you to sleep. Me: i don't know. I'm awake. Shortie: General Kenobi. Me (to other ASMRtists) : This is not the ASMR I'm looking for. Also me: The ASMR Force...is...strong...with...Shor... Zzzzz. 🤪😉😊🙂❤️ Relatively new subscriber here. You NAIL it EVERY TIME, Shortie!!! Eternal ❤ from the USA!!!
@26mm62_6 ай бұрын
Omg I just discovered you !!! YAY!! Made me laugh when you as this hot chick calling yourself an old lady🤣 My girlie bones crack too!🤭 Love you, girl! THANKS FOR FINDING ME!🥰🤗 love from Toronto!🇨🇦
@woohoomanful6 ай бұрын
I'm in love ❤❤
@grahammcrobert71416 ай бұрын
just wish I had this for my college entry test for joinery this morning as I couldn't do the test my body froze shortbread when are you live again on youtube?
@katieking76386 ай бұрын
So sorry to hear that Graham. Jozette will be going live on KZbin tomorrow Wednesday 17th April at 7.30pm BST and then on bigo 8pm-10pm BST. bigolive.onelink.me/sG8X?is_retargeting=true&pid=region_kol&c=UK_ASMRShortbread Hopefully see you there 🤗
@sable_nova6 ай бұрын
Da best. 😴
@logandowdy98876 ай бұрын
Loved it
@Movieguy55 ай бұрын
18:18 - Cinema Remix by Skrillex is probably my favourite remix he’s done. Love that song.
@MarcPicard-eg7qdАй бұрын
i love your accent❤❤
@t_rex87676 ай бұрын
yes more head-on-lap-videos :) 👍
@EFernandesO6 ай бұрын
Don't forget, you are the best here. And I'm drunk right now. 😂 Love from Brasil (with S). Thanks
@guntermoller6626 ай бұрын
Ah Josette.....just when I despaired ever seeing another of these videos,, you gave me this present. Thanks for relaxing me, making me feel like you were speaking to me.
@johnmacleod44816 ай бұрын
The pink one
@DARKFLAME-27286 ай бұрын
beatiful angel ❤❤❤
@TonyPoindexter6 ай бұрын
Love you too baby Tony 💕
@gavineggleton6786 ай бұрын
Hi Josette 👋 x a lovely ASMR video 📹 💕
@johnmacleod44816 ай бұрын
I wish I could find a book that's a real page turner
@epiphany866 ай бұрын
❤
@fivenight6 ай бұрын
❤❤❤❤❤
@nicolasantamato41246 ай бұрын
Sempre più Brava e ancora più Bella! Complimenti!❤
@claudiaschiffer50936 ай бұрын
😂
@АлексейНеразборчиво6 ай бұрын
Glad you back your old hairstyle!
@markorton-81754 ай бұрын
Love when you said chocolate 😂..
@beatpauls6 ай бұрын
💜💜💜
@ASMRShortbread6 ай бұрын
💖🫶🏻
@johnmacleod44816 ай бұрын
Pardon and excuse me tartan shortbread I got extremely emotional and tearful at the beginning of your video there's just something calming soothing and peaceful about your soft quiet voice
@HelenTaylor-c7p6 ай бұрын
Ah beautiful! Thank you gorgeous lady x
@scotthenriksen67776 ай бұрын
Oh my god Shortie, I am melted into a puddle of pinkish goo that is gently vibrating and emitting low purring type sounds of contentment.