ASMR police

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Tech Priest Toaster

[@Berd]

enjoy the tingles

[@Gogordm]

Berd o boyyy ooo boyy

[@Licensesuspended]

Berd your the best

[@sauce5714]

Berd Tingly wingly

[@dylan5576]

ooo tingles

[@bananabreab2222]

K

[@TheAMaazing]

it's all fun and games until the ASMR MEGA POLICE get involved

[@iaial0]

They make your meridian nerve explode

[@gigsmaster6430]

Oh, hi mark

[@yourshadow9716]

*oh shit*

[@Nateguy632]

I just imagine they talk at normal levels

[@salsa9552]

Then its hilarious

[@spookyho5994]

“..or we’ll be forced to use uh..force (?)” *yes, that makes sense*

[@rcc2156]

I was drinking my milk at that moment and every single drop came out of my nose of how hard i laughed

[@Null_Knight]

Lol

[@hero9402]

Lmao

[@brennan8930]

Just like Obi-Wan said to do

[@crimson_rooms]

*hmmmmm yes the floor here is made out of floor*

[@washingmachine3772]

0:43 “fire” “bAng” “QUEEeh”

[@sefp]

ROFL 🤣 copter 🚁

[@garrettb1171]

Qweee

[@mandrillmacmonkey6137]

kBEEEeeh!

[@GigachadYemeni]

My cheese burgers are safe! Thanks asmr 🚔

[@sp1der7258]

(fires in asmr,bangs quietly, QuEeH

[@DankMatter]

ASMR police will replace the regular police to make the world a quieter place

[@NXE212]

or use them in the libary

[@Super-wx6br]

Dank Matter QUIT FUCKING SCREAMING

[@BeetleBuns]

I'd be down with that, I hate loud stuff

[@christianmartinez505]

The Mega police already took care of that

[@LuckyBagelBear]

Arizona Fly Rodder I only hate people screaming while I'm watching a vid or somethin

[@huskyspin1007]

*sorry I can't hear you*

[@SØLARIA-b8g]

*take him down Take the shot Fire!*

[@GlitchyStormz]

*bang qwueueue*

[@kasmcsensimilla3000]

I strangley like this

[@derpyderp7444]

ᵀᵃᵏᵉ ʰᶦᵐ ᵈᵒʷⁿ, ᵀᴬᴷᴱ ᵀᴴᴱ ˢᴴᴼᵀ, ᶠᴵᴿᴱᵎᵎᵎ

[@Sendhelpimdying]

huskyspin 80 you shouldnt

[@dukememphis2045]

You're *done for,* _Cheeseburglar._

[@urenbywife2007]

I H A V E A H O S T A G E

[@radioactiveturtles542]

I H A V E A C L E A R S H O T

[@Seetraks]

His the police

[@lovesickbugz]

*”O H N O !”*

[@digito9650]

*T H E T R U E H A M B U R G L A R*

[@theofilosmyst]

0:44 Even the gun is ASMR

[@snek7030]

*bang*

[@gosharubyy]

*b a n g*

[@billythebiscuitcactus]

**Quiet bang noise**

[@theofilosmyst]

@@billythebiscuitcactus cHeeSeBurGLeR

[@littlwood7776]

QWAAA

[@whw710]

I bet all guns that the ASMR police uses are internally suppressed.

[@Spyro_253]

Of course

[@thatreddude8796]

And externally for good measure

[@edwardflores6117]

They dont even use bullets they just....there just there

[@lowqualitytrash7034]

they have about 45suppresors 5 in the front of the gun, 7 on the scope, 3 on the handle, 5 on the barrel, 15 on the end of the barrel, 4 on the stock, 2 on both sides of the gun, and 2 on its magaxine for good measure

[@ohboy1113]

Kinda like me. Lol jkjk but really.

[@evergreen1127]

"Or we'll be forced to use... Force"

[@piper964]

When you’re invading in Ds3 and you gotta nock someone off a big cliff

[@tokinho_qwerty]

Use the force, luke

[@elpipeishere3850]

O thanks for using a joke in the video, is not like i heard it the first time

[@blue-cary]

forced to tihs forced to wipe

[@callmekarter]

Lookie here, folks! It’s someone who watched the video, came into the comment section and thought ‘Hey? Yeah, Brain? Okayokay, What is you take that funny thing from the video, that basically everyone heard, and just put it in a comment? Yeah, sounds smart’

[@BagofBonesJAW]

The ultimate gun silencer

[@awkward-scarfy-boi9400]

*quiet pew*

[@garfiel_d]

Memes

[@megalomaniactf2338]

S pook i like how your profile pic (or something idk what its called on youtube) is something from teamfortress 2 lmao i love that game

[@LimusTG]

bang.

[@annelisemeier283]

Tis a supressor for fucks sake

[@Nooobus_]

9: asmr police 91: cop 911: the cops 9111: mega police 91111: manual reset of the universe

[@thatmysteriousfox9552]

But what does 911111 do

[@Nooobus_]

You become god, and gain control of a Class 7 universe and are given infinite knowledge

[@the_something_something]

@@Nooobus_ I fuckin' love this comment

[@anglegrinderlover994]

9111 is the mango police

[@roylim1169]

Don't worry I've already dialled 91111

[@domdidaxx8017]

You think this is intense? Wait for the ASMR SWAT team

[@NotWizardRealms]

thats not intense. wait until the ASMR army to arrive

[@DawnOfLightX]

Dog You think that's intense? Wait until the ASMR Government arrive.

[@idontknowwhatiamdoinganymo1615]

ASMR FBI please silently open the door.

[@DawnOfLightX]

ᵀʰᶦˢ ᶦˢ ᵗʰᵉ ᴬˢᴹᴿ ˢᵂᴬᵀ ᵀᵉᵃᵐ ʷᵉ'ʳᵉ ᵍᵒᶦⁿᵍ ᵗᵒ ᑫᵘᶦᵉᵗˡʸ ˢᵉᵃʳᶜʰ ʸᵒᵘʳ ʰᵒᵘˢᵉ ᵃⁿᵈ ᑫᵘᶦᵉᵗˡʸ ᑫᵘᵉˢᵗᶦᵒⁿ ʸᵒᵘ. ᴾˡᵉᵃˢᵉ ˢᶦˡᵉⁿᵗˡʸ ᵒᵖᵉⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ᵈᵒᵒʳ.

[@leexiong7488]

No no not swat we need MEGA ASMR POLICE 9111-0

[@fun_nuggets2514]

I think he made this just so that he could say “cheeseburgler”

[@no-st4ft]

Smh. It should have been “cheeseberdglers”.

[@justsomekidwithinternetacc3045]

@@no-st4ft punz

[@chillphilasdf]

This is by far the funniest pun in all of his videos, and that fact somehow makes me wonder why I even like his stuff XD

[@rkool2005]

@@no-st4ft that’s too many levels of pun

[@suctioncupman2100]

Did you all not know that the cheeseburgler is a McDonalds mascot?

[@RilesDoesWhatever]

The ASMR police: They’ll keep you and your cheeseburgers safe!.. very, very quietly

[@yeetyeetbeep]

GirlGaming1324 dat shit gay

[@robinbaier7776]

I almost died when he said "you're done for, cheeseburglar"

[@Wacky-P]

Same

[@No.02496]

Same

[@acreativeeccentric.9312]

Not Same.

[@laavanayaggarwal6671]

@@acreativeeccentric.9312 bro

[@acreativeeccentric.9312]

@@laavanayaggarwal6671 bro

[@andreyleonel255]

ASMR Police: *"WE'RE GONA GET YOU!"* *(Begins to Tap his Notebook with his nails)*

[@fuckoff7459]

Pussy ass kids gonna get killed any time you ready what 3 years you still haven't done shit you are a phone gangster

[@GoldenPenHD]

They protec, They attac, But most importantly, They quiet as hec.

[@hazeyremixs9490]

Derp Chaos He fought He got caught But most importantly, He took shot

[@buckwindow]

Derp Chaos language

[@milacan9676]

Nymphet Haze *got shot

[@somerando2702]

yesh

[@kevinmoran6231]

Why are all of your comments top comments,_,

[@ICDedPeplArisen]

0:07 Lmao the laugh and almost breaking of character gets me everytime

[@nahidahmed6093]

That was honestly hilarious

[@MCMikeProductionsYouTube17]

About 0:09

[@Pizzaeggroll12]

@@nahidahmed6093 yea😂😂😂

[@scoot.112]

That’s just a part of the jokes

[@DinkyWinky]

0:30 thats where my last peice of lego went

[@mjacknback8994]

@Ava Boyd UEEEE

[@xnob_1670]

Waht?

[@tranzmitch]

@@mjacknback8994 QUEEEE

[@jacoboemiliano1798]

I like he used the LEGO megaphone

[@MyNameIsKneoReal]

Police car you mean

[@VonD00M900]

No he didn’t mean that

[@MyNameIsKneoReal]

No look at that time 👇 0:21

[@uptopz]

@@MyNameIsKneoReal is u blind

[@unpopulartrashcan3221]

Wait, that is a megaophone? I alwais thougt that was a gun.

[@vmewii]

*Whispering* 0:43 -fire -bang -KHHKKHKHKK

[@yeahoh2222]

Mverda Talas banG

[@floga10]

QUWEEEEENG

[@crystalgemstv4609]

0.25x Speed: quuuuUUUUUEEEEAAAAAAKKKKKKKK

[@charlizerojas388]

The gun was so big it knocked him back

[@spacecowboy9299]

IF YOU SLOW MO WHEN HE SHOOTS THE BULETS A FIST EMOJI LIKE THIS 🤜

[@blackcatisbeautiful8230]

This should replace the U.S. police

[@GlitchyStormz]

I agree

[@d.e.g.e.3061]

Start with the guns loaded with fists

[@clco1253]

yes

[@insertusernamehere7732]

BANG and then QUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAA XD lol

[@Erasured]

ASMR police + U.S. police = USS- I think I did PEMDAS wrong guys hol up.

[@yellostarr]

"Captain I have a clear shot on the perpetrator" *The scope's lens cap is on*

[@yellostarr]

@Jorge Libs thanks

[@st4rdyy]

Omg I can't believe u actually noticed that-

[@yellostarr]

@@st4rdyy It's not really that hard to, and I'm a gun geek so I'm good at noticing things wrong/right with guns so

[@torres3359]

Don't worry. A image of the target is painted inside the cap.

[@Nothing92849]

This is the animators white void logic here is non existent

[@GoldenPenHD]

*9-1-1-A-S-M-R*

[@blazingblight2706]

9111*

[@plasticglove3478]

No it is is 91 because 9111 is mega police

[@RiceRam]

I'd call it.

[@blazingblight2706]

91?

[@plasticglove3478]

BlazingBlueGhost mango thief

[@andreyleonel255]

ASMR Police: *"fire!" (very quietly)* ASMR Police Sniper: *(VERY QUIETLY baaaaaaaang)*

[@andreyleonel255]

Yep, confirmed!

[@lennyrishkowski9370]

The gun shot was so quiet it was funny. Also did you guys notice the one guy who said to shoot the cheese burglar had a lego speaker phone.

[@andreyleonel255]

Yup Did you see that he was over the car?

[@regular4434]

B L E H

[@andreyleonel255]

Guinea Pig *(Quietly) "Fricking hell, it makes sense!"*

[@blazerburner38]

ʰᶦ ʷᵉˡᶜᵒᵐᵉ ᵗᵒ ᶦʰᵒᵖ ᵉⁿʲᵒʸ ʸᵒᵘʳ ˢᵗᵃʸ

[@something3382]

ᴼᵇˢᵉʳᵛᵉ

[@fyfbgs]

Plsss tell meh

[@theglitchghost7744]

ʰᶦ

[@limerumpus3589]

ˡᵐᵃᵒ

[@popcornlover8554]

AHAHHAHAHA I RUINED THE 420 LIKE XD REKT NUB

[@wrig9328]

I've watched this 10 times and only now realized the hamburglar was shot by a fist emoji

[@Jayberisk3793]

I thought it was a rubber duck lol

[@undrill5985]

Cheeseburgler

[@uplandliam1]

🤜🦜

[@vauxhallfan676]

@@uplandliam1 peta wants to know ur location

[@randomstuffguy8129]

*MY CHEESEBURGERS ARE SAVED*

[@pianoman6906]

shhhhh people are tryna sleep

[@theemraldwolf5874]

@@pianoman6906 XD

[@Anna-ls7zq]

Random Stuff Guy *gimme yo cheeseburgers im the CHEESEBURGLER!*

[@person4436]

;3

[@jb-bb7wh]

*THE ASMR POLICE ARE HERE YOU'RE DONE FOR CHEESEBURGULAR*

[@CherrygroveCity]

You can't beat Funky Kong ASMR

[@sedrickdiggory2464]

Dio Drando you're the new justin y.

[@MYG]

You are a notable commenter.

[@anomalousbanana2299]

Caring and supportive funky kong drives you home

[@donsancho6690]

hey dude hows it hanging

[@KeeganKeegan]

Sedrick Diggory did someone say Justin? SUP DUDES

[@Centzzzz]

_BREAKING NEWS : Crime rate drops to 0% because of ASMR police_

[@God-vu2cq]

0:44 you'll thank me later

[@agifirmansyah1183]

T. Hank jesus

[@leonfergozi]

Bang thanks jeseus

[@indecisiveperson8707]

Later: thank you

[@uplandliam1]

*0:45

[@sprayguyroblox]

bruh i follow god

[@jjjohngaminglitzie1092]

*TOP 10 ANIME SHOWDOWNS*

[@jevilstail]

Watchmojo

[@SukkaLastName]

JJJOHNGAMING Litzie by me

[@Maddiedesu]

0:44 Strangest dying scream I've ever heard Update: wow I kinda sound like a murderer for saying that lol

[@danielferreyra4997]

qU E E-

[@georgear_rd7494]

That edit was cringey asf

[@georgear_rd7494]

Aquaticmine530 Whats the godamm problem with my username? AR is my middle and last name initials and RD is where i live. It has remained unchanged for several years, so whats your point? Yours literally combine 2 random words and 3 numbers. Is that supposed to be cringey or not? No, its not. So whats the big deal?

[@derpyderp7444]

GeorgeAR_RD why’d you get so defensive?

[@twisted4344]

Wait you heard the noise of dying people? Me too m8. It is weird.

[@weirdie7967]

I guess you could say...that the asmr police *SILENCED* the hamburgler. I'mma go jump off a cliff now...

[@sweetlazypanda7559]

Don't worry 5 other people and I get the joke :3

[@butterscotch.3139]

*cheeseburgler

[@GlitchyStormz]

@@butterscotch.3139 this is a reference to murder on my mind k? Me:dont say it dont say it DONT SAY IT I GOT CHESSEBURGERS ON MY MIND HAM PERONI SAUGE MUSHRO.... wait a min *tHaTs A pIzZa*

[@pilarmontanogavira1860]

no wait I liked the joke

[@usmcgoodson8164]

Nice pun and I get it good job

[@SuperGibaLogan]

0:00 my discord stalker in a nutshell

[@MCMikeProductionsYouTube17]

The ASMR police are here,you are DONE for cheeseburglar

[@Andy_Hendrix_9842]

This is the police!

[@DaviSilva-oc7iv]

My brother has one, he always know where my brother is.

[@rexythet.rexfromjpreadabou186]

@@Andy_Hendrix_9842 open up yor surrounded.

[@gizmothepup7542]

0:29 I'm ded

[@badwhiskey5598]

w e w i l l b e f o r c e d t o u s e . . U h . . f o r c e

[@PersonManManManMan]

@@badwhiskey5598 The force is with the asmr police

[@bede1233]

I-I have A HostAgE

[@jeofficialjoker]

_captain i have a clear shot on the perpetrator_

[@bede1233]

t a k e h i m d o w n

[@Berimboloibjjf]

The sound he makes at 0:45

[@wakeupscott]

*KHCHQŰĒĒĒ*

[@Dmunoz448]

Kwehhhhh

[@obamabebop6303]

I've been laughing at this for 10 minutes

[@lpsmemer9339]

Fortnite Mobile Gaming So many tingles

[@whatmatters6553]

Me when my mom asked me to clean

[@JustinY.]

God forbid they call the MEGA police

[@quest8474]

Justin Y. First to respond to Justin

[@ditto5068]

Justin Y. Oh hey there

[@Hcox33]

Yo my fren

[@slonkee5396]

Na, they called the ASMR Police.

[@mintbleach9472]

O

[@SLVakaSyllouvin]

0:44 weirdest death noise ever

[@terrijaneus]

QQQUUUUUUEEEEEEAAÆÆÆÆEEEE

[@wendigovanderblitz4823]

Thank the ASMR Police for saving this thicc boi of ours.

[@ethanyork7069]

what? i can't hear you

[@DakotatheDrawer]

Yes were he lucky he saved your chonker

[@ajaki_11]

yes

[@totalynotyes1774]

Its spelled T H I C C

[@MCMikeProductionsYouTube17]

@Lil' Cosplayer YT NONONO!

[@Dynabtw]

You heard him, *whispers* take him down...

[@cosmologicl]

_ᵂʰᵃᵗ ʷᵃˢ ᵗʰᵃᵗ?_

[@Dynabtw]

I said *whispers* TAKE HIM DOWN! FIRE

[@p3bbl3s91]

*my cheeseburgers are safe. thank you asmr police!*

[@Dynabtw]

FluffyKittys Slimes But we got another job or job to get to Roll out!

[@DawnOfLightX]

ᵀʰᶦˢ ᶦˢ ᵗʰᵉ ᴬˢᴹᴿ ˢᵂᴬᵀ ᵀᵉᵃᵐ ʷᵉ'ʳᵉ ᵍᵒᶦⁿᵍ ᵗᵒ ᑫᵘᶦᵉᵗˡʸ ˢᵉᵃʳᶜʰ ʸᵒᵘʳ ʰᵒᵘˢᵉ ᵃⁿᵈ ᑫᵘᶦᵉᵗˡʸ ᑫᵘᵉˢᵗᶦᵒⁿ ʸᵒᵘ. ᴾˡᵉᵃˢᵉ ˢᶦˡᵉⁿᵗˡʸ ᵒᵖᵉⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ᵈᵒᵒʳ.

[@megayeetgaming5940]

So we have the lolice, the meme 🅱️olice, the grammar police, thot patrollers, BULLY HUNTERS, content cop, Oof police, mango police, *dab* police, OD patrols, *MEGA POLICE,* anime police, KZbin Police and now the ASMR police. THE INTERNET IS FINALLY SAFE NOW GUYS. (If I get one more suggestion I’m gonna *OOF* so hard on these bois) OOO OOO FFFF O O O O F O O O O FFF O O O O F OOO OOO F

[@kidsens4597]

MYG Gaming don’t forget about the thot patrol

[@mattys.3099]

And the *MEGA* *POLICE*

[@IchirouTheDemon]

Also bully hunters! 😂

[@hawkmoon6552]

Don't forget Bullyhunter

[@xdxd-my4sh]

Mango police

[@mrmcmoustache9615]

The noise a gun that big should make: “*BANG!!*” The noise it makes: “bang”

[@eros.6640]

0:44 fav part

[@silenzgaming5451]

i have re-watched it 40 times it just gets better

[@eros.6640]

Silenz Gaming Yup

[@anacruz2448]

When you get killed by a bush camper in fort nite and they win

[@spookywitdadrip7832]

The noise he makes is hilarious

[@gurpgoober]

ViciousVictini 777 even better at 0.25

[@onepuppetboi4035]

*9-1-1...* ok lets do this *9-1-1-1* *BOOM*

[@bobwilson679]

MoMo JoJo “I’LL CALL THE MEGA POLICE!” “you wouldn’t dare.....”

[@onepuppetboi4035]

Bob Willson 9 1 1.......1

[@FunkyStudios]

9-1-1-1-1 is the asmr police

[@mr.salammi113]

This comment seems like a cowboy Bebop reference

[@typicalbullock3360]

The asmr police voice was actually satisfying. Wtf is wrong with me

[@obamabebop6303]

It has been two years and I still lie awake at night wondering how berd managed to produce 0:45 this scream

[@KLEEEEE_]

Its been 4 now😍

[@elvinwisp]

FWEEEHH

[@CrystlClr404]

0:08 sounds like the voice is laughing

[@inthehood1750]

Doomslayer 420101 because it does

[@thewho6095]

yeah it does

[@peachperfect3903]

He laughed kinda

[@jumphawk8836]

He got shot in butt with a knife

[@tornadopup0073]

It is

[@prindle_poetry7521]

Why can't I like a video more than once?

[@Jayberisk3793]

I will lend a like on your behalf

[@salad712]

@@Jayberisk3793 what a nice person you are!

[@Certil]

ODHCH DMN Me too

[@No-yt9iv]

Answer : Alt aacc

[@gnomechompski3111]

I'll let you have 1 like

[@ozarka4911]

The toy police car, the lego megaphone, the soft *Bang*,And the police leaving with “OooooOoo”,Also the shot was an emoji fist funny as hell.

[@Baconjuice]

The ASMR police live by a code; To Serve and Protect...your senses.

[@lordcommanderjhogun6510]

Why are the ASMR police better then all the other police in your videos?

[@Madisongs]

Lord Commander Jhogun omg

[@basil3307]

because asmr

[@mawwie-w-]

dude, it's the asmr police

[@Argonwolfproject]

Not much competition there, to be fair.

[@CyberVonCyberus]

Nobody expects tge ASMR Police ! ...Like seriously, no one hears them coming.

[@MsLoquendo20]

0:44 Theres a frame where the purple berd becomes white when he gets shot.

[@WillGeo15]

You're right lol

[@teleportedbread6194]

BRUH

[@Dreal_Luffy]

Put the playback to .25x speed and you see the frame

[@parzingtheasian]

woah dude that asmr really do work

[@Al-hb6uj]

That’s just his invincibility frame

[@MYG]

This is what proper police procedures look like.

[@ChzeLord]

If only we could see more...

[@Sandvichman.]

"Or we'll be forced to use... force." Why did that kill me lmao

[@merkurio4132]

"Put your weapon down or we'll be forced to use... Uh, force." I laughed.

[@Millennia0007]

ᵇᵃⁿᵍ

[@TheGrandePiano]

Ded

[@willh9987]

*BUUUUEEEH*

[@aaalife4192]

ᶜᵃᵖᵗᵃᶦⁿ ᶦ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᵃ ᶜˡᵉᵃʳ ˢʰᵒᵗ ᵒⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ᵖᵉʳᵖᵃᵗʳᵃᶦᵗᵒʳ

[@Krone0k]

*SCREAMS*

[@randompotato1837]

Millennia0007 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@thekingofcrap]

FBI OPEN UP ASMR version of FBI: asmr open up (kicks down door quietly)

[@itzame_ari]

Cooler ~(•-•) ~ *gently* | \

[@kuno835]

I think you mean (politely opens door)

[@rtp6343]

*carefully unscrews hinges from door and removes it*

[@toasted_cheese9022]

"Carefully"

[@cholsreammos]

I love how 4 years later we got a sequel

[@aamonesamiit-baur2857]

I like how he has the the tiny LEGO microphone

[@thearousedeunuch]

It's a megaphone, not a microphone. :)

[@marcmaldonado5876]

Its a small megophone thats why its a *M I C R O P H O N E*

[@awkward-scarfy-boi9400]

Now he is gonna throw it is someone’s path so they can go step on a lego

[@spindashstudios9720]

0:45 when Donald Berd stubs his toe

[@arxeonop]

Bruh

[@Noddle1532]

Lol

[@MCMikeProductionsYouTube17]

(That must be what he gets for raising islamophobia rates in USA)

[@bigjamz3687]

@@MCMikeProductionsKZbin17 😐

[@symouth5762]

@@MCMikeProductionsKZbin17 y'know I think he was talking about donald duck not the president

[@clovr4157]

The only ASMR that’s relaxing

[@naresu]

I love how even the bang is a whisper

[@Dynabtw]

I want dem “CHEESEBURGULARS”

[@ablueguy5867]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/bISmXn6imsaIeMU

[@williamhe4842]

“Captain I have a clear shot on the BERDpetrator”

[@VERY_TALL_MAN]

The lego megaphone is perfect

[@brock3157]

Grayson F I'm glad I wasn't the only one that noticed that lmao

[@enduserlicenseagreement8061]

Grayson F is this fat craig (miniladd)

[@Astoaurpegitxikia]

It's actually from PlayMobile.

[@moonkid3577]

*whispers* *yeet*

[@impurple8242]

*whispers all star*

[@sageisokay1689]

*whispers a meme that's overrated and gets a reasonable amount of likes*

[@yeetusfeetus7618]

Sage Fields of Foxes the word yeet isn’t even a meme. It’s just a word.

[@sageisokay1689]

Lordmastermind 1 I know that.

[@kulekid6917]

*_it's free real estate_*

[@goldenninja1085]

0:19 "cheeseburgler"

[@SnakeFruitCookieGood]

*So that's what 91111 is,the ASMR Police*

[@j4nmon]

Comet/Shooting Star/Jewel/Snowy Paws Ocs but what is 9111?

[@lordsupersucc]

Janmon the mega police

[@g.b.3091]

Good reference 😂

[@T-Minus12Seconds]

and then 911111 is the ASMR Mega Police

[@rift3068]

ASMR po po is 91. 91111 is Armageddon

[@AlexsCorner]

we all need an ASMR police in our society

[@tee-shorts5891]

712k subscribers but only 30 likes? Dam

[@EteamProductions]

**slow tap, slow tap, slow tap** **whispering** _fbi open up~_

[@ziqqerlad]

I can imagine this being on my door

[@ArashiOdayakana]

That's mortifying.

[@FedGrod]

“take him down” “what?” “take him down, take the shot” “i can’t hear you” “fire” “bang” BLAH

[@bimmybeutron3729]

or more accurately "QWEH"

[@ahnohneubank8658]

Change blah to QWEHHH-

[@JustinY.]

The ASMR police pale in comparison to the lolice. They work 24/7, protecting the internet against danger.

[@samlyf101]

...the lolice?

[@veintrain8072]

Loli police? *FBI OPEN UP*

[@veintrain8072]

Oh the lol police

[@kol6506]

Justin talk to me pls

[@crsbntz6730]

Justin Y. // You amaze me.

[@llecmaerd3012]

police: f i r e ! police: * b a n g * cheeseburgalur: QUEEHHHH edit: omg thanks for likes ;w;

[@randomyoutubecommenterfan9481]

*b a n g* is better

[@TheWraithSummoner]

bahahahah

[@Visceralx1]

cheese *bU rGAl uR*

[@krieg2024]

*QUEEHHHH* *

[@LazyyEditing]

I read this as they said it

[@Emberilliance]

They're so quiet, they must drive HUMmers you can take the shot now bois...

[@_deletus_]

Kimiko the Ramen Lover f i r e !

[@parmesean_]

B a n g

[@andrewrenaud9539]

*BluEurrghgghhh*

[@Theakritas_]

@@andrewrenaud9539 my cheeseburgers are safe!

[@zeroxinfinite]

@@Theakritas_ thanks You asmr police

[@Floatingcatsinspace9]

“Put your weapon down or will be forced to use, uhhh, force” 00:28. Wise words from a wise berd...

[@obvshaky]

put your weapon down or we will be forced to use.. uh force

[@jessicapustizzi9992]

obvshaky QWEEEE

[@dkisausome]

I just realized Gru looks like a human Berd...

[@obvshaky]

@@dkisausome lol

[@giganticballs6076]

Nice LEGO megaphone asmr police

[@yuuup6453]

*Uses megaphone from Lego*

[@nattythenarwhal]

oh ok thats nice.

[@linat.1609]

What how do you know I have thum

[@d4rkfl4m3ttv9]

I just love hearing his laughs in the middle of the video

[@sutartboi6617]

0:45 Donald Duck be like

[@Spaishul]

kenji tubby yes xd

[@eugeemz]

Cheeseburgler lol

[@pizzatime8773]

Shut the fuck yo you like charmx

[@eugeemz]

Trin trin dragons club shut up kid you like Nerf

[@oversizedbooger4462]

Whos nerf

[@eugeemz]

Oversized booger 44 it's a gun Nerf gun

[@oversizedbooger4462]

Oh

[@pianopanicattack]

I love how awkward the police are. “Put your weapon down or we’ll be forced to use... uh, force.” “All in a day’s work, **stumbles over words** kiddo, but we got... more - we got another job, we gotta get to **stumbles again**...roll out guys.” edit: yknow what forget the ‘thanks for the likes’. if i can’t be grateful that people appreciate my comment i may as well not comment, sorry for wasting your precious time.

[@FenexTheFox]

Welcome to Berd. :)

[@arealjester]

Diofeliz 666 likes :o

[@blooflea2965]

Thats the allure of berd, hes human just like the rest of us kinda not really but yeah in a way almost ya know?

[@primalzerg6863]

I read this as it got to this part. xd

[@ydgoldfish]

2.2k likes !!

[@daforked7906]

0:44 his dying scream sounded like a duck choking mid quack

[@celloofriend]

Top 10 Anime Scenes Of All Time

[@StarLight72267]

Rachel Parker true

[@tgf2586]

Rachel Parker oh my fuck this is beyond dead

[@impurple8242]

yes

[@belindagonzalez2701]

He shoots a ball

[@tgf2586]

Connor Parker *hentai

[@Knorkrax]

Do you hear the sirens? Me neither, but only because I don't lewd Lolis.

[@rotatingdisc-479]

so is this encouraging or discouraging child porn

[@Bunny-gc1rn]

RotatingDisc - yes

[@Xanthopathy]

yes

[@Knorkrax]

No

[@toadboydude5015]

Dude, you made a video with "mlg" in the title.....I'm not listening to you.

[@GoldenPenHD]

That’s some good Asmr

[@derp8184]

Aye durp

[@derezzed5588]

Imagine if life was this simple

[@CheeseEnjoyer4206]

0:41 "I can't hear you" "fire!" *B A N G*

[@parkermitchell2089]

Burglar : QUEE

[@beefstroganoff6786]

~take him down~ ~what~ ~take him down, take the shot~ ~i can’t hear you~ ~fire~ ~bang~

[@deniserhodes8955]

*QQUUUEEEHHHHHH*

[@soundtheartist9212]

Why doesn't he have 1 million subs yet? This is *q u a l i t y* content.

[@spicywhiteboi8628]

Sound The Artist cuz its not 10 mins

[@_tripleaaa]

good news

[@mastercrow19]

he almost has 2 million.

[@soundtheartist9212]

@@mastercrow19 This was four years ago, get outta here.

[@lordplasmaplasma4584]

you'll be surprised

[@CobryeBoyeCobraboy]

Okay, but it was actually some of the best ASMR I've heard.

[@teavikyu]

Criminal bird : *dies* Also criminal bird : BWEEGHH-

[@MCMikeProductionsYouTube17]

BWGQWHUUAAEE

[@pootard3538]

Can you imagine this situation literally happening in some war or some shit

[@ሠሃረፒeጋምረ]

That i can poptart and i see some strange results

[@vivienboo1576]

this police could be a great swat team the hostile wont even notice theyre there

[@cupcakekiller9239]

the asmr police are more effective than the real police in this realm.

[@RemiPlu5]

I actually felt tingles...

[@Gmxyz883]

your cute

[@CarrotBee]

"F I R E" *B A N G* "R O L L O U T"

[@bashramirez806]

MY EARS OW!

[@MCMikeProductionsYouTube17]

Qwguuuuuuuuuuuu

[@lelkid9477]

I'm scrolling down on my recommended and I find this *whispers*it's absolutely amazing

[@VasishthaSookraj]

I like how Berd is legitimately good at whispering ASMR too 😂