[ASMR] Rudest Most LUXURIOUS Pen Store (4K)

[@lordfarquaad8267]

Gold is a universal language of commerce that some of these riffraff will never learn to speak! 🏰👑

[@zvxqi]

Salutations my lord

[@m0-m0597]

Please notice me, milord

[@lordfarquaad8267]

@@zvxqihello good peasant. 🏰

[@lordfarquaad8267]

@@m0-m0597I see you good sir. 🏰 👋

[@ExTeeBee]

@@lordfarquaad8267 Please do not notice me, milord.

[@Jarwithdirt]

Just now realizing how much preparation Fred puts in these videos, from character and undercover puns that stick to character to custom stage and items to interact with , just brilliant.

[@UltraSonic737]

@NarutoUzumaki-kx6ex I misread "preparation" as "pretension," and was about to wholeheartedly agree that a lot of pretentiousness goes into these Rudest Gentleman videos. I still wholeheartedly agree with you on your original point. 🙌

[@boomstick7506]

I feel bad because I just got done watching and rock get a haircut and that dude has half a mil more subs.

[@SneccTheSnake]

Genuinely love this one, he seems less rude and more "caught me right before closing the store and im saying the inner thoughts outloud"

[@KaiLuck]

Ohhh... it's red ink. I thought Fred cut himself ! Glad he's safe!

[@m0-m0597]

Craaaawling innn my skiiinnnn

[@FredsVoice]

Ha, it didn't even occur to me when editing. Rest assured it was a Fred blooper moment though

[@nicholasbrandon8463]

He was caught red handed

[@WalterWild2]

*Fred handed

[@Harry.O]

​@@FredsVoicewould be cool to see a blooper video series or video.

[@theirishnight4718]

Thats actually crazy, at 2:46 he says the apointment is at 12:30am which is exactly when I am watching it the attention to detail never fails to impress.

[@cottoneyejoe8285]

I feel like Fred collects nice pens and makes these pen store videos to show off his collection or new additions to it

[@Ko700el]

Scoffs on our horrible lack of knowledge about pens and using pens.....proceeds to ink himself with a pen. That's called hubris dear sir xD

[@galenirby3553]

Hope anyone who reads this is having a good day or will have on tomorrow

[@nizomuspts1102]

Wish you the same❤

[@St0rmzEd1ts]

Thanks bro ❤

[@pedroa2722]

Same to you

[@m0-m0597]

How dare you being wholesome

[@ShaquilleOatmeal842]

I refuse, watch me drown in my sorrows 🗿 not really tho thank you :33

[@Gstreng]

Thought I wasn't gonna get some sleep tonight, then BOOM new fred video! 🎉

[@saeki6739]

Been using your videos to sleep for months or about a year now, I just want to say I really enjoy this rude service worker type series. I also greatly appreciate your channel man, definitely gonna help me get through sleepless nights in nursing school.

[@ObviouslyASMR]

3:43 "pleasantries" 😂 that's quite generous, but relaxing video Fred 😌 also it's cool that you got the different background angles for the greenscreen

[@madtoast.]

Im 90℅ sure that's not a green screen and is just a room in his house.

[@ObviouslyASMR]

​@madtoast. Damn, goals

[@VinceVanZan]

15:42 😂 “Do you know anything about the Chamber of Secrets?” - “…What the hell does that even mean??” Hahaha

[@LonRon4Lyfe]

That got me too lol

[@Rip_sukune]

It’s Harry Potter the second movie if u didn’t know and I think the reason he wrote it is because the ink is red and there’s writing like that in the move in blood hope this helps

[@EliasVasankari]

Get this man to 2mil hes so close and deserves it.

[@KSCasareo]

This pen video is reminding me of when Harry first went into Olivander’s wand shop. Maybe Fred can do something with that concept: A wand maker selling you a wand. Not sure if Fred’s done that already.

[@jondonnelly3]

Hes done it more than once.

[@Krzyysiu]

Fred is just higher quality than most ASMRtists, always delivers!

[@weesky5222]

that's why i didn't want to go to bed yet. i sensed a new video ^^ thx

[@gladiator4522]

His ability to change the setting is crazy, the items, clothes, green screen etc

[@Giantwaspface]

Considering the customer's ink stained fingers correspond to that of the merchant, I therefore choose to believe that this video is actually a glimpse into the mind of an insane pen enthusiast who hallucinates pairing fine quality pens to wealthy customers when he is in reality stabbing his victims to death with an old biro and writing pop culture references with their blood.

[@RacoonEggMcoc]

God the beginning of this was amazing especially, not talking about the the preview (also good) but jeez the intro was crazy tingle town.

[@Motivationwarroom]

you always make videos with unique and new triggers and i like it❤

[@Grumpycat0405]

This is officially my fav vid

[@thorburntvedt4812]

Considering that I can't get anyone at Walmart to help me at all, the customer service at this pen shop is extraordinary. (Hope you don't mind being compared to Walmart)

[@juandiegod9586]

10:38 😂😂😂 15:38 😂😂😂

[@BoneChillingPictures]

My thought on the second one "the hell that even mean" 😂😂😂

[@JauzaaRamadhan]

​@@BoneChillingPictures harry potter reference

[@jamesdibble3299]

Damn, I can tell from the preview it's gonna be good.

[@CDTenerifeFootballkings]

This is very very nice fountain pen store ASMR dude!

[@prismgaming4568]

Might be the first time im here for a fred vid under 24 hours. Glad to be here, keep up the good work! "Before you even think about acquanting yourself with someone, we tend to speak in another language. Cash. Yes, hard cash. Money, gold, anything of high value." -Freds voice ASMR, 2024

[@tessalioncourt]

Relaxing for work... I'm on it, doing some copywritring stuff. Thank you, Fred!

[@skylermann6260]

Thanks for another great video Fred! I wanted to share an idea with you about a potential video. I love the tech cleaning videos and I was thinking, it would be a cool video where instead of us being the customer, we are the new hire and you are showing us how to clean the various items that customers would bring. You could be the rude, sassy manager who’s serious, or the chill manager who is happy to bring someone on to clean tech! Just an idea, but thanks for all the great asmr that you do!

[@tomwest114]

I missed rude Fred, good to have him back. Relaxing and funny.

[@mateuszzioek2645]

this man can sell anything such talent

[@thenotoriousgryyn342]

An Elegant Presentation Of Pens And Penmanship 👍🖊️✒️🖋️

[@J373-10]

I’ve been subscribed to your channel for a couple months and I got to say I really enjoy the content you put out. Keep doing what you’re doing! Thank you for improving my sleep and all the effort you put into your videos.

[@darklord8628]

I listen to Fred's asmr at night does anyone else? Or is it just me because it feels more comfortable at night

[@bmxisforme]

Hey Fred, love your videos. Just a heads up, I noticed a weird buzzing sound on the right side. Sounds like a bit of interference or mic hum.

[@doritoking1860]

I am genuinely intrigued in what he has to offer with pens please detail all of the ones shown in the video in the discription.

[@WaveDDD]

Nice vid as always

[@Andrethegiant2008]

Him: "So instead of telling me you wanted the gold pen from the start, you made me go through all of these other ones as well?" Me: "That's what you get for assuming and repeatedly insulting my financial status. The least you could repay me with is your time!"

[@nate0204]

Missed opportunity to write “Do you know the tragedy of Darth Plaegus the wise?”

[@DARK_LORD18]

l love you ASMR now sleep 😴💗

[@LAKNIGHT66]

I keep coming back to this fred video needles to say I have an unhealthy obsession with pens and i love how Freddy describes things seriously sir you look like thor and you sound like velvet

[@wendiepeterson5883]

Soooo relaxing

[@shadowsoulless6227]

I swear I have to make an appointment for every store this guy works at. Is it because he's working at all of them simultaneously and I have to make an appointment for the specific one he's at this week? Like now I have to tell my friends sorry I'm busy I can't miss my pen appointment.

[@ned8353]

top tier asmr

[@sarahp5674]

"Big mistake! HUGE" 😂 I can't be the only one thinking this while watching.. 🛍️🏷️

[@Serratedmonkey4u]

1:25 & 2:58 Use this monologue with any addicited person with an overpriced enthusiast activity, and it actually becomes good advice 😅😂

[@xxuy393]

another banger!

[@scarlettiraheta5554]

I am sleepy so sleepy..thank you ..😊

[@dr.mcquackle8179]

Oh yes! The pen guy is back 🙏

[@ilovebook95]

I somewhat predict that in a (maybe) future idea: in a very dark way, Fred is a Force Sensitive hunter and he collects and displays the lightsabers in his collection and he goes into great details about then and their backgrounds

[@GaelTorres-nz8ue]

Fred has had all the jobs you could think of 😂

[@CasonGray]

i love fountain pens so much. i use them for notes and ink drawings. it's an awesome community on reddit too

[@RYUSHIR0]

The video just started and i'm sleepy already!

[@BoneChillingPictures]

YES FINALLY, I LOVED THE LAST TWO that i actually bought an expensive pen for work 😂

[@RipMichael]

I love these pens

[@shawnrandall8784]

Nice video. Keep up the good work

[@ogrod7879]

Love your videos and watch all your new ones and i probable watched back as far as a year ago from your old videos. But is it just me or is there some background static noice in this video that i never heard from any of your videos before ?

[@-winter-7920]

5:16 definitely a hum or interference noise going on ...

[@nathanratzlaff5161]

Yeah I'm hearing the same.

[@hihithisisalex]

18:44 and it's getting louder😂

[@DashzRight]

yeah it is the whole video annoying af

[@malakai_adam]

Love this one

[@agneslopes2610]

the best!!!

[@thprofessional5070]

Fred pulling off that old school Triple H vibe.

[@garjoabadeniscristian4331]

i think fred is my friend=)

[@bjarnehernou4017]

I love these

[@tehdrumerer3]

was the teleprompter broken on this one, or do you normally memorize/improvise?

[@artgirl96]

Great asmr fred

[@ronnieannecasgrandre4926]

Freddy tingle me 😩😩😫😫

[@North8008]

He reminds me of James from top gear so much when he starts explaining things

[@reginakey8794]

I love pens they are mightier than the sword.

[@projectperfectmmo3745]

Was getting some feedback humming during the video fred, not sure if its my headset or the video but figured id let you know! Thanks for being awesome!

[@stellazarivy8742]

Fred's is the only channel I'm disappointed when there's NOT a sponsored ad...

[@tjevarts9525]

Amazing!

[@bruh21473]

Wow cool 😁

[@_Strats_]

'An acquired taste, but certainly a good one'

[@clement3818]

love the references to tom riddle's diary

[@Godschild-v5n]

1:33 what did i do to bro🙏

[@PresidentsPlayhouse]

Fallin asleep to lofi, wake up to thor asmr

[@MillyIrw]

I LOVE your ASMR videos!! Can you try doing a Beetlejuice ASMR video? You would do so great hahaha

[@Sritchboy]

I’m honestly just here to see random cool pens, I was very intrigued by his first one

[@akydo7070]

the Red Ink on Freds finger, will be used as evidence ,lol @10:09

[@PLUTOPHILEGUY]

I just love the fact how he criticised his own writing 😂😂😂

[@stephenOHara-i5s]

Fred we need more Fred only videos, I love all your characters but I sure do miss Fred and the grounded videos you used to do more .

[@SpongeMan-no1]

This is very very nice

[@nastyaa_117]

Good afternoon, Mr. Fred. Really love your videos, especially the ASMR LEGO and something with food. Please consider filming something Harry Potter-themed. Maybe it'll be a zelier lesson. Or maybe a shop with Olivander's magic wands. I hope you will read this comment. Thanks for the awesome content you do. Good luck and keep up the good work!

[@canhle4671]

Good day sir. Love your video.

[@shenkie225]

I like how the pov character has the blood of their enemies on their hands

[@ViljamiKokko]

Getting some Kingsman vibes

[@Jaynnibal]

Great one again! Edit: just checked on a second device but there is definitly a little buzz in the right ear sometimes :(

[@trevormike3843]

Dreamt about Thor shooting lightning out of a fountain pen😅

[@harunyilmaz9046]

FINALLY! I love these rude store owners roleplay ASMR! Thanks, GOAT (Fred)!💪🏼

[@BigBuddha2012]

The "sell me this mf pen" skit comes to mind lol

[@phsycopiano]

Would love to see the look on his face as I walk in and ask, “ So do you guys sell pencils “?

[@Thisblondguy]

This collection would go great with my namiki emprorer pen 🧐

[@NightFistOG]

Looks like Thor is now a pen seller

[@SlapShotRegatta22]

I realize this is an ASMR channel and not a pen channel, but that is definitely not how you fill a fountain pen. The piston converter is kept connected to the entire nib assembly and the nib is dipped into the ink bottle, then filled.

[@ThisIsNotAnyOne]

Fred got caught red-handed in this one.

[@Degorth]

I think one of your mics had a bad connection, there's some line noise on the right channel.

[@FreemanBBFQ]

Kinda adds to tingles a bit haha, but I really thought it's my "dollar store" headphones are finally dying...

[@Guilherme-fd2bw]

So this is how the dude that always subs for Olivander spends time with muggles. He was not a blood supremacist after all.

[@malehands8322]

I love your hands and nails

[@DR-nh2kh]

woops I thought this was the pencil shop

[@Kibbledore]

Where are the pen products listed!!!

[@azerhv7-f3q]

Bro Arthur Morgan roleplay plss❤