ASMR |Sanctimommy Harvest Visits Career Day

Harvest, in her neverending effort to spread the word about being a #WokeMom, visits the local school for "Career Day"...

[@jtw.111]

"We're having a workshop on how to pronounce his name" 😂😂😂

[@RP-sv5dm]

Harvest turned me into a #wokemom. Now I can't stop feeding my cats raw, non-gmo water and gluten-free oxygen.

[@anemone7005]

R P Good on you! Your fur children deserve only the best. Do you give them vegan, non-GMO, naturally purified water, too? I only give my 42 month-old fur son vegan, non-GMO water that's been purified through sunshine, positive mantras and quartz crystals :)

[@SouthernASMRSounds]

#WokeKittiesFTW

[@vm88940]

R P after spending time with Harvest, I am a Woke Fur Mom. Greyson, my #wokecat ( he actually watches her with me, I'll add a pic next time) has left left his earthbound name and is now looking for a new one. I give him gluten free, non-gmo, raw water and cruelty-free, animal friendly & totally vegan oxygen. I'm looking forward to give him raw tree bark instead of his food. I'm sure he'll be alright.

[@CrystalClaireTV]

LMAO @ gluten free oxygen.

[@XtZBane]

Watched this video so I could sleep... but instead I'm now woke.

[@SouthernASMRSounds]

Yay! Mission accomplished! #KnowBetterJudgeBetter

[@eaf5445]

This is genius

[@yahoo.com07]

LOL!!

[@sydneyknobloch4095]

Nice pun 👌

[@reeseharvey6042]

You were born an actress Mary! :) love it

[@SouthernASMRSounds]

Aw, thank you!

[@keyboardsaviour]

"Children are just like bugs, they follow the light."

[@rhizostomaee]

You should do a roleplay of Harvest arguing with another Sanctimommy about the proper way to raise children! Like one insists that children should be in a car seat much longer than 216 months!

[@Mayrita77]

You should make a sancti mother in law giving unwanted advice to her daughter in law, it should be interesting lol By the way my baby loves your voice

[@kaylahutchens3578]

Elizabeth this is my life with my MIL.

[@Mayrita77]

kay love Mine too lol

[@qajgleon]

"An organic sharpie" 😂

[@curseofthepirates]

"I'm sure your parents think the world of you... They just don't think THAT much of you." - Damn Harvest straight for the jugular.

[@SouthernASMRSounds]

I honestly think sanctimommies believe that.

[@MxBladeey]

I have a love/hate relationship with Harvest

[@SouthernASMRSounds]

Me, too! I love bringing her out, but I SO want to smack her sometimes.

[@jasonhilton59]

omg "they had me in the boiler room" I'm laughing sooooo hard #freddykrueger and ngees mamas trying to swipe kids 😂

[@SouthernASMRSounds]

Hahaha!

[@MintyPookieBear52]

"How old are you?" 26. "8? Wow!" ...what? haha

[@jenellecandidi3331]

MintyPookieBear52 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@bipptyboppitybibitch]

I totally needed this video, my pregnant hormonal self has been crying all day due to my first baby graduating preschool. I'm a mess & needed the laughs. Thank you 😂

[@AurosOrion]

So I realized that I need to use my inhaler when I saw this video in my subscriptions and gasped in delight, except it sounded like, "WHEEEEEEZE." So. There's that.

[@SouthernASMRSounds]

Oh no! :)

[@EmilyLee122]

I burst out laughing as soon as the soap appeared again! You're such a good actress! #namastébitches

[@SouthernASMRSounds]

Thank you so much!

[@hannahrose7574]

I love your Harvest roleplays! Any if your roleplays to be honest. You put so much effort and time into these and I love your channel so much! Have a good day/night!

[@SouthernASMRSounds]

Thank you so much! I enjoy doing it!

[@brookroozen9884]

OMG THANK YOU MARY!!!!! I LOVE YOUR SANCTOMOMMY RPs THEY ARE LITTERALLY GOALS

[@SouthernASMRSounds]

You are so welcome! :)

[@brendanawesomeness]

"Sniff the soap"

[@dylanquick6456]

I'm so woke now. Glad to see Harvest again! Also not sure why you aren't an Actress yet.

[@SouthernASMRSounds]

Too busy!

[@JemimaDoesASMR]

Too busy devoting your entire life to your beautiful children, of course, because obviously as a woke mommy who actually cares about her children you could never DREAM about pursuing a career of your own! ;)

[@WarthogDemon]

Thank you, I need this. I had a horrible day today, tried to read a book to clear my mind, too upset, said "screw it" and went to bed - randomly decided to check my descriptions before I shut off my laptop. I see your video and I'm like, "She has come to the rescue!" and I will now watch this before sleeping. XD

[@lovelyonce3700]

WarthogDemon I hope you are ok now! Her videos help me a lot too ^^

[@SouthernASMRSounds]

I'm sorry you had a bad day! I hope today has been better!

[@WarthogDemon]

So far today has been better!

[@Meg.01]

"That's not working... I've got to sniff the kale" 😂😂

[@vm88940]

Megan B. I was laughing so hard, I couldn't fall asleep. she's awesome!

[@douggie1962]

Please post the video of the "how to pronounce NGee" workshop lol

[@polinab6988]

she sounds so toxic and I ABSOLUTELY LOVE IT for some reason lol

[@cassidykerns3051]

the roleplays i didnt know i wanted lol

[@SouthernASMRSounds]

Aw! :)

[@itchass7555]

"What do I do? Oh, I'm a woke mom! ... no, that does not mean I have insomnia"

[@caliigurl925]

I will never not keep repeating NGEE every time you describe how to pronounce the name haha. love Harvest!!

[@Mmercury24]

I DIDN'T EVEN WATCH IT YET, I'm just so excited that you posted a new sanctimommy roleplay!!

[@SouthernASMRSounds]

Thank you! :)

[@elizabethlopez2799]

"You have a savage ora about you"! I nearly chocked 😂😂 ❤️ Harvest

[@rachelm9886]

Elizabeth Lopez aura

[@elizabethlopez2799]

Vincent Nathaniel Oliver thanks it's not a word I use very often

[@rachelm9886]

Elizabeth Lopez no problem wasn't trying to be rude lol 😁😁😁

[@ilanaj3786]

"My career? Well, I am a woke mom." 😂 Great from the very beginning!!!

[@toxictev]

Out of all your Harvest RPs I've probably watched this one the most. Even after watching it so many times, I still find new little gems in this video and it still cracks me up!

[@KuriConvention]

Oh my god these are amazing. I watched the cheer mom last night and I cracked up.

[@SouthernASMRSounds]

Thank you!

[@foxhoundfrolic]

How is his name spelt, N'Gee? Ngy? N-G?

[@foxhoundfrolic]

I think I might need to attend that workshop.

[@KimmyWhisper]

frickshamer literally lol'd

[@bewitchingbitch2448]

frickshamer I thought it was Mmgee oh my gosh 😂 I need to attend too apparently 😂

[@mooniemoons]

Mary saying "I can tell you have issues with your mother" and me relating hard cause she was exactly like Harvest, lord help us all

[@Raii4eva]

Harvest is my favourite one of your characters!! I'm so glad she's back :) also I'm just struggling to finish an essay so this is great timing as I could use a little break

[@SouthernASMRSounds]

Thank you!

[@jennifereewing]

Can you pleeeeeeeease do another bitchy blind date?? It's finals week I NEED IT

[@SouthernASMRSounds]

I'll see what I can do! Good luck on your finals!

[@megreads824]

I'll never love anyone as much as Lynette, but Harvest comes pretty close! I am a fairly crunchy mom, so I encounter a loooooot of sanctimommies! Thanks for the laugh!

[@megreads824]

Oh, you know, though, Harvest should NOT be using those plastic bags to hold those kale snacks. They will definitely give the children cancer ;).

[@kellymyers9869]

I was wondering where she got the bags. She says she doesn't go to the store. Does she make plastic bags??? lol

[@EveliinaN97]

All I can say is that I do hope the paper of those pamphlets is made by Harvest. Just think about all the carsinogens regular paper contains!

[@whisperlistens]

But... how DO you knit yoghurt? I need to know!

[@SouthernASMRSounds]

Sorry, you're just not #Woke enough for that information. Try harder, sweetie! :)

[@sydneyknobloch4095]

Did harvest hack into your KZbin account

[@Laura.v.b]

This is fantastic your characters are always amazing! One of the best on KZbin I think! You should join your local theater or something!

[@SouthernASMRSounds]

Thank you so much!

[@HaIcyonic]

Harvest is fast becoming my favorite character on this channel! Had to wait until today to watch this because I wanted to stay awake for it :P It's just TOO funny. I hate making requests because you work incredibly hard and you do so much for us and this channel, but if you plan on making more videos with Harvest, I'd love to see one where she talks to an expectant mother about what to do or not to do during pregnancy - that's something that these kinds of moms get REALLY intense about. OR, it would be hilarious to see a video where Harvest deals with a mom even more sanctimonious than her, her reactions would be hilarious! Thank you so much for posting this :D

[@blazingsstar]

U are literally my FAVORITE asmrist!!!! Your talent and ability to relax me is unmatched

[@leahdavis9434]

When did Harvest get a phone? Also the whispering during that section was really nice

[@SouthernASMRSounds]

Her hypocritical self let it slip that she had a phone! Bad Harvest!

[@vm88940]

SouthernASMR Sounds I've noticed it too. but I'm sure she is forced to do that for us still earthbound beings who cannot ascend to her level and call her via telepathy.

[@WarthogDemon]

She mentioned that doing this may or may not be court-ordered so I figured she was forced to find an earthly way for the court to contact her.

[@Hazza_duh]

You should be an actress

[@SouthernASMRSounds]

I enjoy doing this too much to get into any sort of "real" acting

[@christapeterson5191]

She held up the bag of kale and I was like yasssssssss weeeeeed but then she was like it's kale and I was sooooo disappointed

[@lizard4538]

What 8 year old holds their attention this long

[@CannabrannaLammer]

Lucky Lizzy ones with asmr

[@anthonykulik8692]

You should do improve or be an actress, your so good at it

[@LoriBeth428]

AGREED

[@SouthernASMRSounds]

I'm too chicken to actually go through with it, plus I have way too much going on in my life to make room for it.

[@anthonykulik8692]

SouthernASMR Sounds what do you mean you're chicken 🍗, you had enough courage and bravery to do it on KZbin in front of thousands of viewers

[@SouthernASMRSounds]

Yeah, but it's different than actually standing in front of lots of people and doing it. I have HORRIBLE stage fright.

[@anthonykulik8692]

SouthernASMR Sounds yeah but I don't think anyone's gonna laugh at you you're too pretty and nice and you're talented

[@lionpawws]

"how old are you?" 15 "oh you're 8?" ..sure - "especially you being a girl and all, you'll want to listen to this-" i'm a boy but okay - i'm starting to think harvest's soap fumes are going to her head lmao

[@sydneyknobloch4095]

Same but I'm 13 and a girl

[@josiepie8780]

cOmMOn cORe *wheezing*

[@PorcelainGal]

As a female litigator in a large firm with a "17.2 month" old daughter this really hit home. But regardless of the sting, I was able to get a good laugh and even greater relaxation out of this. Thank you for your hardwork making videos. I also love listening to them while I work.

[@plaktow]

"children have many bug-like characteristics" :D This is hilarious!

[@amarantheinwhite]

I work at a daycare. Moms like this exist.

[@RamonaLeigh]

This is awesome. I want to see her do a bingo caller at an old age home kind of video. Calling out the same bingo ball continuously until the old folks finally use their dabbers. lol

[@-Lysander-]

Sooooo... quick question... What happens when I have two dad's ? .....#WokeDad ?

[@kaylahutchens3578]

Lysander then you become gay too.

[@-Lysander-]

kay love I am gay 😂👌

[@kaylahutchens3578]

Lysander omg really ? was trying to be an internet troll 😂😂 FAIL sorry then !

[@zoeb8505]

Oh that's lovely! #WokeDad

[@silentsparrow8880]

I am delighted Harvest is back!

[@SouthernASMRSounds]

Harvest is delighted to be back! She talks way too much, though. Because of her, I didn't get to bed until after midnight last night! I told her to cut it short next time - either that or get started earlier.

[@vm88940]

SouthernASMR Sounds Harvest should start earlier like the #wokemom she is! I hate how much I love her. 😍😍😂😂😂😂

[@silentsparrow8880]

SouthernASMR Sounds I'm not sure that Harvest is very apt to take instruction though... Luckily, I don't think she has to worry about job evaluations!

[@tilly7481]

omg i loved this so much. although i couldn't get any tingles thru all the laughing i was doing. i really needed this. thank u so much for another awesome video.

[@kristenaviles8238]

Can I make a request of harvest meet a lesbian couple with a daughter walking into hot topic

[@13JasonCastillo]

"And according to the sun, he is 88.3 months old..." LOL

[@ashleynl6731]

Your videos are always super realistic! You were born to be an actress! I'll be waiting for your debut in Hollywood 😉

[@margiehandler3427]

omg Mary....I have that top too....love it

[@SouthernASMRSounds]

I get compliments every time I wear it!

[@sophieyerrell9888]

SouthernASMR Sounds suits the sanctimommy role perfectly 😂!x

[@nicolerm]

"How To Knit Your Own Yogurt"? Haha! Too funny!

[@AmandaLordofDarknessCh]

Even as a third grader I would have decked this lady when she starts insulting my mom😂😂 great job, very funny

[@projectashe2593]

Harvest is the character who introduced me to your channel, so I'm glad to see a video featuring her! :D

[@ameliao.1942]

"You've never eaten kale before!... I can tell... it's your posture." *smug face* 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 I burst out laughing!

[@Michelle-mx2yl]

This is fantastic. I’m getting woke while falling asleep 😴😴😴

[@julie5310]

@4:16 "I suppose I'm grateful...to some extent." HA! Well done.

[@SkyleonMK7]

26:00 this alone deserves an oscar.

[@dream-landing]

Best character you've got, Harvest is hilarious! Love your videos so much!

[@toxictev]

I'm obsessed w your sanctimommy rp character!

[@florencelinsley3906]

I'm in the middle of an exam-stress-induced breakdown right now and this is exactly what I need to calm myself down. Thank you!

[@monicaamberg7552]

Oh my gosh Mary, you have become my favorite artist to watch. Your videos are always so interesting and unique, and so relaxing. Absolutely love your role-plays, and all of your characters. Keep on girl, much love

[@mwritesabout]

Wow... Harvest is decompensating rapidly! She'll end up in that lovely facility Scarlett had to stay in at this rate! You've created such fascinating characters!

[@ethanjenkins5258]

your asmr makes me fall asleep EVERYTIME !! i really like your voice and how you give objects personal attention. this role play made me feel so bad !! when you put the kale back i felt sooo bad, and i was sitting on the other side of the screen saying “i’ll take the kale !!” anyways, you’re an amazing asmrtist. keep it up !!

[@megandunbar8940]

Harvest is hilarious. I hope she gets more videos.

[@hellokri55y]

I love Harvest 😂 You have the greatest scripts, Mary!

[@brodiem119]

I just LOVE these sanctimommy videos! You're accent is just so wonderful.

[@jessejones7701]

It's funny my sister lives in Denver and she's almost met women like this. You do a great job with this character. This woman would make a bishop kick out a stained glass window:)

[@gillianbarth5927]

HARVEST IS BACK!! YES!!! This made my day 😊😊😊

[@doodleoodle4894]

Maybe we could have a video where we are Haven or Ngee?

[@2LadyofShalott6]

I LOVE THIS I was hoping you would do another, bless you!!

[@limbofriend]

i really enjoy your videos!! you're so funny and sassy! ❤

[@jomia8145]

The calming soap is back!! 😄👌🏻 I love love love these RPs!

[@SouthernASMRSounds]

That bar of soap actually was pineapple coconut. It's some frou-frou soap I bought a while back. (Don't tell Harvest, but I didn't actually make it myself.) It smells oddly wonderful. The combination of pineapple and coconut is really divine!

[@jomia8145]

They are my favourite smells - I'd snap up a bar in an instant! I'd probably take a bag of kale too. I love a salad with kale. However I drench mine with harmful salad dressing...I'm sure Harvest would approve, maybe?! 😉😂

[@cricketphx]

Damn...guess I need to get my 16 year old back in to a rear facing car seat! lmao!

[@SouthernASMRSounds]

She'd really look down on me. Neither of my kids are over 18 and haven't been in a rear-facing car seat in a very long time. :(

[@musicalqueen38]

cricketphx hahaha

[@addie4375]

Every time she would say how many months I would have to use my calculator 😂

[@amberlee.nycole.perrine8150]

"They just don't think of you that much." I know 😭😭😭

[@booksandcaffiene]

I would love to see Harvest have a similar conversation with a smart alec teenager

[@andrea444healing7]

That's so funny. Not going to sleep, too busy laughing

[@maddie107]

Haven and Nnghee XD XD

[@Neko-vj4if]

You are by far, my favorite ASMR artist! Love your roleplays :)

[@allieb6042]

I don't really consider this ASMR very much.. But I don't care because I'd choose this over ASMR anyday. You're an amazing actor!

[@ShortAndSalty]

216 months is 18 years guys. She is gonna have her kids in car seats till the age of 18 omg lol 😂

[@yahoo.com07]

You are so incredibly funny!! "It doesn't make my eyes water!" LOL

[@Kim-pz4fh]

Thank you for spoiling us, I've been sooo relaxed this week.

[@emilytucker4630]

I just love your role-play videos!

[@emilytucker4630]

By the way I just love your jacket.

[@Knoxident]

I'm not exactly sure that shirt is... School appropriate...

[@ThePerksofBeingSveva]

Watches video to fall asleep, wakes up thanks to Harvest and becomes a #wokemommy

[@kaepjjang1696]

I woke up during the night with my phone on my belly and my earplugs in my ear and I still had my hoodie on and I realised I fell asleep because it was so relaxing hahaha thank you for this video and roasting me going to a community school haha 💙💙💙💙💙

[@phoenixwilkinson4360]

I was so happy to see another sanctimommy video! 😂 so funny!

[@meredithgrimm6635]

I had major surgery, just had my entire colon removed, and I'm trying not to laugh because ow 😂 but this is gold

[@Kosmickritter]

YES. THIS IS SUCH A UNIQUE ASMR. yes. I am so happy.

[@Kosmickritter]

the jacket, too. you've outdone yourself.

[@le_Gay]

I feel that harvest is lying about her life 'cause she said she watched law and order but then went back and said she just heard about. :)

[@annakennedy7855]

I would love a whispered story time about your sanctimommy experiences!