Heartwarming to see your wife and kid helping out with the family business. They must wash their hands often, positively immaculate nails.
@flowersandwater6662 жыл бұрын
they definitely have a good pulse and stamina
@monsoon29742 жыл бұрын
Damn they are really good at holding still. They almost act like they are mannequins.
@jameslowe45072 жыл бұрын
@@monsoon2974 I know right
@baffledbrandon31322 жыл бұрын
I assumed those were just mannequins. These two must have some insane upper body strength to hold those microphones for 31 minutes straight.
@Theonlythisiknowisnothing2 жыл бұрын
And am here to save the day They aren’t humans 🤫😎 Ain’t am I smart guy’s 🫡
@Kellicing2 жыл бұрын
The microphone stands are simply outstanding in this video. Definitely gave me a chuckle, I very much appreciate it.
@Drogaidon2 жыл бұрын
MICROPHONE STANDS!? Damn DIO!
@callumbolton51202 жыл бұрын
For like 5 mins I thought they where his friends hands
@raimbow99182 жыл бұрын
And he had no reason to do it either. Tbh its normal for ephemeral lol
@HunterTalksWeather2 жыл бұрын
I'll betcha 50 bucks he routed the XLR cable through their sleeves.
@end.olives2 жыл бұрын
This statement didnt make sense but everyone liked it anyway. I guess the microphones are truly outstanding cause they do make one chuckle, werein one appreciates it
@TheASMRRyan2 жыл бұрын
thank you for making this, these are the real important questions in society that need to be answered
@MrChoco4092 жыл бұрын
Bababooey gabagool pasta italiano
@whisp69642 жыл бұрын
But now the real question is What is Rico's opinion on this
@SilentSpectreX22 жыл бұрын
@@whisp6964 who’s Rico ?
@bane58252 жыл бұрын
Nice 👍
@Kadykuchan2 жыл бұрын
glad to see you here to
@Real_Gamer_Hours2 жыл бұрын
Eating cans of pasta while wearing a white shirt is a bold move and I respect it.
@Masaki-13342 жыл бұрын
Professionals do indeed have standards.
@randomtraveller22 жыл бұрын
If it's cold out of the can, I prefer SpeghettiOs, but cooked I think the flavor of Chef Boyardee comes out a lot better. Their ravioli is my personal favorite. Why am I so invested in this?
@moonrox44812 жыл бұрын
Childhood🤣I used to love it
@picture-of-grace2 жыл бұрын
based actually
@moonrox44812 жыл бұрын
@@wetsockfullofhotmeat I can taste your name 🤢
@lemon9672 жыл бұрын
this is the correct anwser
@SuperGiz2 жыл бұрын
dude same
@thighgraine2 жыл бұрын
I'm gonna have to go with Chef Boyardee. Nothing better than a depressing Beef Ravioli on a rainy day
@wimalliu3892 жыл бұрын
My heart was quivering everytime he took a scoop out of the cans. Uncle E is so brave for wearing white for this video
@BlueBlazeGX2 жыл бұрын
I didn't even THINK of that. I'm scared to trust myself now the next time I have some 😂
@aylanicole7772 жыл бұрын
He’s definitely the bravest of souls! 🤣
@JOEMAMA_062 жыл бұрын
Props to the two people holding up the microphones for 40+ minutes
@TheDoctor9062 жыл бұрын
I love trying to anticipate what the greeting will be for each video. I could feel the "Good now" vibe from this one a mile away.
@jp69132 жыл бұрын
Shout out to his assistants who held the microphones perfectly still for 31 minutes straight 👏👏
@LvUndecim62 жыл бұрын
I really appreciate the fact that the '' mukbang '' part of the test have lower volume, it's sound more like just liquid thing. Thank you 🙏🏻🙏🏻
@daveburrito88472 жыл бұрын
Spaghettios are literally the greatest substance to have ever blessed my taste buds
@zacharyalfano98462 жыл бұрын
How
@peanutbutterdox54562 жыл бұрын
@@zacharyalfano9846 because
@anaveragedoge85002 жыл бұрын
How
@daveburrito88472 жыл бұрын
@@anaveragedoge8500 they just are
@ScenicRecoil2 жыл бұрын
Didn’t think I’d be watching a video of a man eating spaghetti in the middle of work, but here I am
@ScenicRecoil2 жыл бұрын
@@5L1G_Zeref I think Daddy Rift is more fitting
@sawyerlawler24892 жыл бұрын
SAME LMAO
@Lucas-cz5to2 жыл бұрын
Life is highway
@kittywar1232 жыл бұрын
I love how ER's eating vids aren't just about the eating sounds, it's about the journey, the taste, the ingredients and the nutritional facts.
@baffledbrandon31322 жыл бұрын
You know, the really important stuff.
@slasherdeadpool2 жыл бұрын
Never thought listening to someone read the ingredients and nutrition info would be satisfying
@perry67122 жыл бұрын
I think of hey Arnold's cousin when I hear you say this lol
@Lmpy2 жыл бұрын
ER has been and will always be a godfather of asmr history for his artistic prowess.
@JasonVoorhees-os1uf2 жыл бұрын
It never ceases to amaze me how this man can take something so simple, something that can seem so insignificant; and make it have meaning. I salute you my good sir.
@anchorbubba2 жыл бұрын
how dare you speak of chef boyardee like that, i wish tax dollars went too something this productive
@JasonVoorhees-os1uf2 жыл бұрын
@@anchorbubba Apologies, maybe Rifts next food video will be about arkhams cafeteria food. I personally enjoy the Eldritch Horror meat ethylbenzene bean surprise.
@seancoleman87572 жыл бұрын
Used to eat the spaghetti and meatballs everyday when I was living in motels. Still eat them a lot, Idk I love them so much. A can of cold pasta got me through my work days
@hockeymon12 жыл бұрын
I’ve never had any of these canned foods before but I have a good feeling they’re not much different than the MRE’s I used to eat in the military lol
@EphemeralRift2 жыл бұрын
lots of carbs & protein loaded with salt to keep everything fresh right? ;)
@GodofWisdom1232 жыл бұрын
I rmemeber he made a video eating MRE s in a video
@Bsolazy2 жыл бұрын
@@GodofWisdom123 i hope private sleep is out there in a comfy manhole tip tapping away on his mre and doing okay :)
@jimjones96312 жыл бұрын
Fun fact, back during world War 2 he ran his factories for 24 hours producing canned goods for the public as well as providing rations for American soldiers fighting over in the war. He essentially did make MREs
@Tazteetum12 жыл бұрын
The MRE's are better.
@florilaan2 жыл бұрын
I rarely notice it since I primarily enjoy your videos to doze off and sleep, but it is truly remarkable how you don't do promotions on this channel, it's simply a pure service to the community and a wonderful one at that.
@KiTbG2 жыл бұрын
A white shirt and some pasta in a can. What could possibly go wrong? :D
@zera23142 жыл бұрын
When E.R whispers this quietly, it's like some secret technique he has that gives instant tingles and almost puts me to sleep immediately. I have to be careful listening to it at work or else I can drift off and pass out at my desk even if I was wide awake moments before. Just need a pair of sunglasses to cover my eyes when I'm at my desk. 😎
@yeniri2 жыл бұрын
Whilst we all know ER doesn't do sponsorships, I feel like if he did, it would be for something as obscure and random as cans of pasta
@Lloyd_CK2 жыл бұрын
I never knew my life would never be complete without this answer
@OrionMelodyMusic2 жыл бұрын
alright, good... (scribbles note) and how does that make you feel to know it now?
@benzinc5822 жыл бұрын
@@OrionMelodyMusic After knowing the answer to this question, I think I finally feel complete. I’ve been living my entire life feeling like I was missing something, and now I think I know what was missing. This answer was the one thing I needed. If only I had learned it sooner.
@Sugma9_112 жыл бұрын
Ima go with the Boyardee preference. It's not only got the perfect sauce , but consistency and flavors of their ingredients. Anyone else agree?
@girmo45962 жыл бұрын
why am I so invested in this video? idk. do I enjoy it tho? yes. I love your comparison and word choices lmao. love the vid man, been a fan for 4 years now😁
@lucamonfreda41562 жыл бұрын
Man i really must be starving if canned pasta looks that delicious
@JohnSapato2 жыл бұрын
I never had canned pasta before, but from the video it really does look like it would taste good. xD
@lucamonfreda41562 жыл бұрын
@@JohnSapato right??? And I'm Italian mind you, but when i tell you that chef boyardee's looks actually amazing
@bigfunny8552 жыл бұрын
@@JohnSapato as someone who quite often eats chef boyardees i can confirm they are good
@gordon-ale44632 жыл бұрын
Lo proverei anche io 😭
@lucamonfreda41562 жыл бұрын
@@gordon-ale4463 già mi aspettavo le risposte di altri italiani incazzati, felice di avere torto ahahahah
@pizzam4nn2 жыл бұрын
Finally, a true culinary battle that I'd love to see. Truly my friend you are a true conneisoir.
@doublem56792 жыл бұрын
The most exquisite and finest cuisines. Ah. A man of culture i see.
@enderpea52512 жыл бұрын
28:30 Both the SpaghettiOs with meat in them are both looking at each other like what just happened?? 😂🤣😂🤣
@Randomvids2052 жыл бұрын
Can I thank you for making simple humble food inspiring to eat. It’s saving me some money and I’m appreciating different more humble food that’s actually delicious
@zacharyalfano98462 жыл бұрын
It’s not simple or humble it’s mass produced junk food make your own food so you know what your eating.
@themikenator2 жыл бұрын
“Perfectly cooked al dente pasta” killed me 😂🤌🏻🤌🏻
@pauldrieux2 жыл бұрын
1:24 : yes of course ER, i am watching asmr with my laptop upside down, such a pleasant experience. Now that I think about it : « Upside-Down ASMR » kinda sounds like a good idea
@evanb.5292 жыл бұрын
I really enjoyed the ASMR Showdown videos you had done in the past, so this is a welcome surprise! Thanks as always for the good content :)
@thatonedude052 жыл бұрын
Remember to drink water in between taste tests to cleanse your palate. I know it sounds like some upper-crust mumbo jumbo, but it works. If you don't, you might get the aftertaste of prior foods mixed in with the taste of the one you're actively eating. (Example: if you eat a sugar cube, then eat an orange, the orange will taste sour because you were just eating something sweet.)
@moonrox44812 жыл бұрын
Now I want a big bowl of both of these monstrosities, good memories!
@MKPrive2 жыл бұрын
Man putting his body on the line for us sampling that can of sodium. Thank you for your service!
@blackcatclaw54632 жыл бұрын
The loser part got me real good 😂
@stevee77742 жыл бұрын
🤣😂
@kcazzuallplays31372 жыл бұрын
E.R is the only ASMR channel I've ever watched always got the best, unique ideas,🤟 keep killing it uncle E.
@ISABELL99662 жыл бұрын
No matter what you do on your channel you do a really nice job and all you videos are very relaxing
@EphemeralRift2 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much 😀
@Skiddull2 жыл бұрын
27:30 No way bro just took the L on soup cans 💀💀, this channel is too good for me 😭
@JessieJellybeans2 жыл бұрын
I love eating cold canned meals and pretending it’s the apocalypse anyone else
@BlooperStupid2 жыл бұрын
I have to try it atlest once in my life
@zacharyalfano98462 жыл бұрын
It wouldn’t have been that good heater any way
@The_Formless_Oedon2 жыл бұрын
Every single time
@eclipped2 жыл бұрын
Surely you have a fire during the apocalypse 🤣 😭
@sebastianmendoza51282 жыл бұрын
Rift you always make the wierdest but funnest videos,keep up the good work
@nickdotjpg2 жыл бұрын
I gotta hand it to you, those new mics stands really kept a tight grip on my attention for this video.
@Not_Laci2 жыл бұрын
27:30 That caught me off guard haha, i love your content ER!
@rhnem2 жыл бұрын
Literally never saw canned pasta in my life, never tried it, but still. I'm so invested
@cnicoj2 жыл бұрын
I love both of these options, great video Mr. Rift!
@edoardodelacqua97142 жыл бұрын
As an italian, It Hurts me in the Deep to See pasta in a can. You're Amazing as Always.
@clintlamere48152 жыл бұрын
This video so funny I literally just had Beefaroni tonight for dinner I cannot wait to watch this kind of weird but I love this guy
@thalia_lle2 жыл бұрын
best asmr hands up ;D
@martinhristov44762 жыл бұрын
you are the only youtuber whose videos i actually hit the like button on
@BlueBlazeGX2 жыл бұрын
For a second, I thought those were photoshopped hands, but I can 100% say they are 100% real. Glad to see Dr. Corvus could spare some.
@ewwsoggynoodles3772 жыл бұрын
My face always lights up when I get the pleasure of watching a new video
@SoWeXtasy2 жыл бұрын
A big compliment to the two guys holding their arms that still along the entire video
@sinep79132 жыл бұрын
As someone who grew up with chef boyardee, I appreciate this video 🥰😊
@freedom_dispenser2 жыл бұрын
I asked for a ER eats in the last video comment section and I must say, uncle E did not disappoint!❤️❤️❤️
@MrSpace9492 жыл бұрын
Your food ASMR videos are some of the best on youtube be a long shot
@mox.2 жыл бұрын
That beef ravioli brings back childhood memories. I ate that so much I got sick of it so fast I couldn't finish a bowl of it
@zacharyalfano98462 жыл бұрын
Yeah I uh grew up so I hate that stuff
@plus44112 жыл бұрын
This guy ate spaghetti with a white shirt on. You’ve earned my respect and my subscription.
@MrTBass112 жыл бұрын
As an italian, this video is making me die inside, but i'll still watch because it is uncle E
@tita6482 жыл бұрын
Uguale ahahaha
@devon50782 жыл бұрын
being a little kid in 2005 coming inside from playing all day and scarfing down a cold ass can of chef boyardee or spaghettios, fucking childhood nostalgia to the max
@Trooper_10152 жыл бұрын
The comparison between something that appears more to a younger consumer group and an older consumer group is interesting.
@letfio2 жыл бұрын
This man never fails to amuse me, I love it :D
@oztheman61772 жыл бұрын
My man didn't even warm them up. Savage
@GhostFitzKilla2 жыл бұрын
Having two of those microphones proved to be very handy. Great video as usual ER!
@flowersandwater6662 жыл бұрын
yes and those mannequins are doing a great hand job!
@drdammkid44282 жыл бұрын
Rift answering the important questions
@jamesonjones19352 жыл бұрын
please set up the mics like this for every video henceforth
@shustkidding2 жыл бұрын
It's nearly 5am and this is making me hungryyy 😭 I need to sleep
@LaidBackLora2 жыл бұрын
ER I couldn't have worn a white shirt eating those 😂 I would have been wearing it! 👏
@runawayfaeIX2 жыл бұрын
So glad to see Beefaroni represented! 🤘😄
@solidskullz57362 жыл бұрын
I’m no asmr youTuber but boyardees videos good
@ScenicRecoil2 жыл бұрын
I’m trying to relax, and here you are making me nearly spit my drink out
@fel24thecat8 ай бұрын
That’s one of the dumbest puns I’ve ever seen, I love it
@taylormorrow75602 жыл бұрын
The sound of SpaghettiOs has been a staple trigger for me since I was like 8 🤌🏻👍🏻
@taylormorrow75602 жыл бұрын
SAME. I lost my mind when I saw this.
@taylormorrow75602 жыл бұрын
Oh my god I just commented on my own comment LMAO time for bed
@Ihavenoen3mies2 жыл бұрын
Hey thanks for the amazing video but just one small concern how are those peoples hands sitting so still without getting tired I hope they feel better after this wonderfully amazing video!! Edit: Sometimes I forget How high quality his camera, microphones and you can how quiet his house it is amazing.
@flowersandwater6662 жыл бұрын
those people are taxidermized
@hvizdosk2 жыл бұрын
they are committed to their craft of holding microphones so incredibly still, like they have been trained by the great Drax who can turn invisible by standing so still.
@imtheoperatorttv6372 жыл бұрын
Would be cool if we got a series comparing various brands of food
@morganjoel62292 жыл бұрын
The way you edited the audio👌
@unsaiinted2 жыл бұрын
My mans took twelve bites of cold canned pasta, major respect
@willboyd98122 жыл бұрын
Bold move going with the white t shirt I love the courage
@noep80432 жыл бұрын
The only food review what we need
@DarkusZarvix2 жыл бұрын
Man, this is making me hungry. XD I wish I could eat these. It makes my system very upset when eating them, learned that when I was younger. I never ate them cold though. More flavor when hot. Awesome work, as always!
@cyte-172 жыл бұрын
chef boyardee beef ravioli is amazing and no one can tell me otherwise
@marrriiaa8952 жыл бұрын
Uncle E is a creative genius!
@Jennifer-1872 жыл бұрын
A fine selection, I must say!
@wdylw2 жыл бұрын
the hands I love it😂
@STARWARS-GUY332 жыл бұрын
Man this video and mic are wonderfulllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
@kthekid4882 жыл бұрын
Oldman in a can rains supreme!
@drgonzoraulduke34262 жыл бұрын
Love the food brand videos
@maso4902 жыл бұрын
As a fan, I slept like a baby. As an Italian... (Hahaha love your work)
@lucasagustinchinen80392 жыл бұрын
"Pasta with sauce must always be eaten wearing white attire" - Your local laundry-shop owner
@Kuykendall_75572 жыл бұрын
And the winner is......beefaroni, cause nothing can beat the one and only. 10/10 with the video though 👌 👏👏👏
@halfguest32762 жыл бұрын
No way, you're actually left handed like me lol. Also in my opinion, spaghetti-o's are the best, no contest.
@PowerRainbow2 жыл бұрын
Another piece of Art
@Itdontmatter692 жыл бұрын
This was awesome
@chrismoola2 жыл бұрын
Love the video uncle E ! Btw I think you would really enjoy playing the Stanley parable. Maybe for a video, or just for the fun of it. Seems like your kinda jam.
@madamzilla44282 жыл бұрын
I like the suffisticated worded comments, it really just reflects the "personality" of this channel!
@wat7872 жыл бұрын
chef boyardee spaghetti and meatballs always slapped so hard
@Ally.F.O2 жыл бұрын
When I first saw the thumbnail I thought the video was about making ASMR while two people are holding the microphones for him🤦🏻♀️😂
@haji68862 жыл бұрын
Now I'm hungry and all I wanted was to sleep That's okay though Uncle E, I still love ya
@jeremyjonson2342 жыл бұрын
Incredibly original
@elizadoolittle52512 жыл бұрын
Don't have any of those in the UK. Not even Amazon have them. Have been added to bucket list🥺🥺🥺