The Fast Food Man | ASMR

You have a secret meeting with The Fast Food Man who brings you a sample of items currently available for trade.
00:15:00 Chik-Fil-A
00:25:32 Arby's
00:34:57 Taco Bell
00:39:17 KFC
00:47:05 Burger King
00:56:00 McDonald's
If you're new to the Arkham Sanitarium / Rift World universe that I have created here on my channel, you can read more about it at my website: bit.ly/2JxoVcf
If you are new to "ASMR" and/or my channel, welcome aboard and thanks for dropping by! The majority of videos I create, often in an unorthodox manner, are meant to help you relax, sleep, hopefully experience ASMR, and any other use that might help you find some peace of mind, concentrate, study, decompress, etc.
What is ASMR?
ASMR stands for Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response. It's just a non-scientific, made-up term that a layperson came up with to describe the feeling characterized as a pleasant tingling sensation felt in various parts of the body (head, scalp, back, legs, etc.) in response to various visual, auditory, tactile, olfactory, and/or cognitive stimuli, such as crinkling bags, hand movements, whispering, personal attention or watching someone perform a task. It's like goosebumps, but much more pleasant and without the uncomfortable chills.
ASMR videos are meant to intentionally induce this sensation in the viewer, often referred to as "tingles". However, the videos also serve to provide a relaxing, calming, comforting and soothing experience for people beyond ASMR purposes. Many people who do not experience ASMR still enjoy these videos.
I experienced ASMR all throughout my life but no longer do as of a few years ago. However, I still enjoy the hell out of creating these videos for anyone else that still experiences it or is just looking to relax, sleep, study, etc.
Eldritch Regards,
E.R.
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[@FiddsOnYou]

My dad always said “you’re gonna do great things someday” and here I am watching a man tenderly scratch the shell of a taco

[@ihavenocreativity2666]

Man this comment is so underrated

[@dvllhgodz7661]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 LMFAO

[@karlchance7764]

He’s right

[@IALBs]

lmao man so true

[@kastelukannumollom5289]

he was clearly right

[@PhilipTrouble]

McDonalds employee: "Welcome to McDonalds, may I take your order?" E.R: *whispers* "Imagine, if you will..."

[@nissanskylinegt-r32nur94]

haha

[@F3MA13P0UND3R]

Haha

[@ricardoquinonez1532]

Haha

[@cedarpointfanboy7317]

Haha

[@eeljai2048]

Imagine if you will where people didn’t copy other people

[@mernky3562]

Why does his Big Mac look like the advertisements but every time I get one it looks like it just went through the Vietnam war

[@shh2093]

Your not wrong same

[@adamjackvony]

He probably spruced up his food items a little for the video.

[@louisebarnes5126yyrvhddsjku]

Omg right haha

[@beans1956]

answer: cgi (maybe)

[@sidewayzan]

Garfielf if it was cgi he couldn’t eat it

[@imbrandylicious4047]

ER has only two moods: "Hello/Good Evening, I hope you are doing well." or "Imagine if you will-"

[@vivekbarchha]

You forgot, "good now!" That's the intellectual way of greeting people.

[@kylehyde215CA]

@@vivekbarchha "How the fuck are you?" caught me off guard.

[@Thebongosusetobethicc]

Kyle Hyde what video did he say that?

[@kylehyde215CA]

@@Thebongosusetobethicc I think it was either the heavy metal doctor or manly asmr.

[@gorefeind5158]

@@Thebongosusetobethicc it was doctor thrashers asmr for metal heads

[@jcs6387]

ER keeps finding more and more inventive ways to eat his lunch on camera.

[@Communist_Cranberry]

Nice

[@orinculaculus6116]

Indeed! He has a oddly yet fantastic way to turn sometime so simple and creates it into something really complex or original.

[@ClaytonTheCracker]

I mean this was pretty low hanging fruit but yeah

[@lordNODNARB-xv5et]

Hey if it's stupid but it works it's not stupid that's what I always say 👍😆

[@ClaytonTheCracker]

@@lordNODNARB-xv5et fair point

[@og_ma_ag]

I like to imagine the fact that this guy is probably a totally normal dude in the daytime, and at night when everybody is sleeping, he becomes E.R.

[@gomzy6461]

fact?

[@bocobipbrookiebradgaming7838]

He’s the Batman everyone likes because he ain’t recycled and remixed every 3 years

[@LupeSunglass]

@@bocobipbrookiebradgaming7838 he's just good ol rift

[@1sonofabiscuit837]

He becomes ME!

[@Kalapuikko]

Batman be like

[@table7888]

Surely the Toilet Paper man is next

[@willyyumwarmcock3790]

Table , nah because he won’t be able to get the props for it

[@bayotic4286]

toilet paper sucks anyway. we need wet wipes man

[@keniaanderson6518]

Hahahahahahahaha

[@xkatzz7700]

@Justin Just saying... What is 1 out of 700 000+ subscribers?

[@ethanxtreme7018]

Justin are you sure

[@charliewilson9884]

ER: brings food home from different fast food places ER family: is that for us? ER: nope

[@AKayfabe]

Metal two face 99 LOL he most likely brings some for his children too but it’s a funny thought

[@BossDoubloon30]

😆

[@chandlerpixiestickdealer7947]

Guapos tacos and a medium fry

[@Uniformtree000]

@@chandlerpixiestickdealer7947 "how to make half a million crave for fast food in 1 hour."

[@theforwardsentinel5705]

That joke made me exhale heavily

[@instantmitch9890]

23:20 "One could argue.. that the barbeque sauce... might be better.. than the ketchup..."

[@hernangallegos9949]

Words of wisdom

[@Boildcabbage]

That one is me

[@wonderland9898]

Lmao I clicked on the time stamp just to see if he really said it-

[@walkingnapkin4018]

Almost liked your comment but didn’t wanna ruin the 69

[@instantmitch9890]

@@walkingnapkin4018haha

[@Utzuki]

Everyone one of these he makes the pause between "imagine" and "if you will" needs to get longer.

[@rivetthescree]

At this rate, its only a matter of time before we get the imagine man, and the if you will man

[@nicolaziggiotto6172]

@@rivetthescree I lolled. I lolled up and I lolled down, I lolled sideways and all around, I lolled inside and a outside too, kind stranger I thank you!

[@davidm6866]

Have you just spent the time to measure it or you just givin a ballpark.

[@davidm6866]

@@rivetthescree mans already got this idea and you know it

[@infamoussleepy6388]

@@nicolaziggiotto6172 I'm getting some strong flashbacks of kindergarten with that dr suess action. I appreciate it m8

[@mox1578]

"imagine if you will" should be the start of everyone of his videos...

[@pulsespear9914]

He'd be a smartass with it. He would probably make a few videos as normal then begin the next one with "Imagine, if you will" followed by zero talking

[@shipmastershadowofintent5249]

U confuse me ur name is 0-62 But ur pic is fixer

[@gabrielmorales7767]

And then some random kid is like ooh give me one just one pls. Five seconds later can I have one more?

[@contemporarymale]

Isn’t that how the twilight zone started?

[@mox1578]

@@shipmastershadowofintent5249 y e s

[@TheRedBastion]

This is actual good eating ASMR. It has a plot, it has other sounds that are great on the ears. You don’t mercilessly throw your food down your throat. You eat respectfully and you give one hella good ASMR video. You’re definitely a diamond in the rough. EDIT: I used the term ‘diamond in the rough’ however due to a lot of people saying it’s the wrong term, I believe it’s better to describe him as either a hidden gem or just a really good ASMRtist

[@piodon2669]

I expected to see comments like this one. I m glad I wasn't the only one to think how wonderful he's doing is mukbang video

[@MzatiChikokoAnimations]

even me

[@mosesmo4851]

Tufford Exactly. The term “diamond in the rough” means something with the potential to be great, but to be actually great, it needs to be polished and refined. The society we know today has made the term “diamond in the rough”, describing something as a good thing out of a lot of bad things.

[@HoratioAccel]

@@dineon3623 ER is a "hidden gem". I think people get confused because diamonds are gems

[@umbra_cura4158]

Does this mean ER can get me a magic lamp?

[@cakeosmakeo8011]

Imagine being a cashier at a fast food restaurant and a dude in a black jacket comes up to you whispering his order 😅

[@cakeosmakeo8011]

tOwOxic lol even better

[@BobBob-gf4us]

Imagine being a cashier at McDonald’s and a dude in a black jacket already carrying food from every fast food place in town approaches you and whispers to you asking if you want to try his fast food.

[@eversorassassin5432]

Imagine being a cashier at McDonald's and dude wearing a black jacket and Cthulhu mask walks up and whispers his order

[@agentfishy3475]

Imagine............if you will, bring a cashier working in McDonald’s and a guy in a black jacket comes up to you and whispers this exact order. Can I get a number 9 large, a number 6 extra dip, a number 7 ,2 number 45s one with cheese, and a large coke...pst and two bottles of water.

[@Pippy1]

@@eversorassassin5432 I used to work at wendys and i once had a dude have me put in his order name as cthulhu

[@verycoolpotato]

This NEEDS a sequel, I have come back to this so many times. I swear I can actually smell the food

[@faceless_retard8141]

Yeah we need a second

[@Stryfe52]

Waiting patiently for the return of the Fast Food Man…

[@WhataGunnR]

The “Man” monologue at the beginning of each of these videos is legendary at this point.

[@samuelalejandrosarmientori5844]

Ooooh Yea diamantes De lunes a domingo voy todo viciado Picando y picando no encuentro nada

[@elisetucker2916]

Me throughout the video: “you’re not hungry. you’re just bored. you’re not hungry. you’re just bored. it’s almost 12am...”

[@JenByte]

I feel you

[@Sinnernine]

4am

[@jello1702]

Dude Same

[@ee-wx3hy]

@SANS______ cereal

[@brionnahmann7488]

6am and I caved

[@julesthreetwos]

I’m not hungry, I’m not hungry, I’m not hungry- *so I’m eating cheezits at 3am*

[@JuniperF]

Ever had the extra crispy Chez-its? I would kill for a fresh-opened bag

[@Pasteurizedcheese]

jestre no. It really isn’t a mood

[@Pasteurizedcheese]

jestre no. And eating at a certain time doesn’t make it a mood.

[@EvolutionGYT]

@@Pasteurizedcheese They're saying it's relatable. Don't have to be such a jackass and ruin it.

[@Pasteurizedcheese]

I Purposely Don't Get The Joke didn’t ask

[@user-sk3jd3ff3q]

Day 15 of trying to convince Ephemeral Rift to do a Gandalf the Grey ASMR Video

[@thecabinwitch6689]

I second this!!! 💫🔮

[@tranquility5953]

@@thecabinwitch6689 I third this.

[@bane5825]

You shall not pass 👉🧙‍♂️

[@sunssimpsforvtubers5876]

Not long enough bread

[@bane5825]

@@sunssimpsforvtubers5876 😁

[@NeXoN369]

I hope everything is well with you and the family in these troubling times E.R. you're doing amazing work.

[@cefb8923]

This

[@frankie3351]

@@cefb8923 that

[@yhy-1558]

What happened to him and his family

[@erikhullum625]

@@yhy-1558 nothing that we know of, he's talking about covid-19

[@NeXoN369]

@@yhy-1558 Pandemic is happening to the world.

[@alextdiditagain]

“Dad can we please eat now?” *ER gripping the Arby’s sandwich while explaining the entire Arby’s backstory* “you must wait”

[@obi-wankenobi4301]

Me: * see’s waffle fries * ER: * calls them potato wedges * Me: *cries*

[@VoidedLynx]

100subs with no vids are you having a stroke ?

[@davudlastname2545]

Hello there

[@TrevorEllison-lh5yo]

100subs with no vids and if you used proper grammar, maybe someone would respect your opinion.

[@theshadyknight5662]

Shoto Todoroki general kenobi

[@YonderTie]

TheShady Knight you are a bold one

[@butterytomatoes747]

Most ASMRtists: whispers into the mic ER: f a s t f o o d m a n

[@tophatman6687]

ER: Comunism ASMR

[@jonahbell9464]

I respect that your picture is coryxkinshin also... MAKE SURE TO S-S-S-SAMORI SLICE THAT LIKE BUTTON eyy

[@butterytomatoes747]

@@jonahbell9464 been doing it for years

[@MisaaLin.o09_]

Your pfp is awesome 😌💚

[@Kez_83x]

@@jonahbell9464 facts !

[@XAD.x]

ER family: we dont remember the last time we ate ER: Imagine, if you will

[@Lance-The-BoS-Lancer]

They gotta buy from they own pops

[@cachorrocaramelow268]

Eu vi aqui pra falar pra vc que vc é muito é corno

[@kylepatrick253]

Food is banned under the NWO in the rift house

[@toastyummyyum6393]

Did... did you say family?

[@liminalgamer935]

🤣🤣🤣

[@DaffyDuck007]

I swear no ASMRtist is as creative or compelling as Ephemeral Rift.

[@therealenjoy1117]

so true

[@shawnfreemasonog]

For men, yes he the best I found so far. Goodnight moon is my favorite female ASMR artist tho. She’s just as good of not better.

[@harleyedgecumbe2288]

I found him just after quarantine started and now I'm running out of videos to watch 😬

[@herrlester7005]

What about ASMR Ryan and Amy Kay? I like them, too but... not as good as ER but ASMR Ryan like rivals ER kinda.

[@the_3x]

Y’all are sleeping on Dr. T.

[@Doilem]

As someone not from America, it's kinda cool and crazy how many different fast food chains you guys have, it's really fun to see all the different ones lol

[@skymanlordoftheskies]

It’d be weird not having so much variety and choices

[@Blinky_Dorf]

It gets even more crazy, since Rift lives in one particular state, and there are dozens and dozens that aren't available in his area, but are just as famous in the US, like Jack in the Box or In N' Out. Some are easily a thousand miles away, and he'll only make a video with them if he travels to the very specific states or cities that those chains are in.

[@aarontheanarchist9299]

And these are just 6 of them

[@user-ne6nz2lb6w]

Maybe ER is trying to tell us something through all his “post apocalyptic” videos

[@uraverageskeleton6480]

I mean he did say he had a time machine

[@x-maspika360]

there is definitely a bigger story running in the background

[@davidwochner4095]

2020 it's your turn

[@jochumm6099]

Hes telling us to imagine, if we will.

[@trevorkn7239]

*2020 Me: **softly* ...don't...

[@Be4u]

ER: Oh no, I'm craving for fast food but how am I gonna tell my wife? Fast food man: Bonjour...

[@worldwidewebster6224]

I am the spy

[@generalkenobilegoproductio5488]

ER: They even banned, nothing. *Me, later eating my fast food at home* Police: *Knock knock* What are you doing!? Me: Uhhhhh...nothing. Police: Wait, that’s illegal.

[@xmarksthespot2850]

Police: *Knock knock* What are you doing!? Me: *s o m e t h i n g*

[@generalkenobilegoproductio5488]

XMarksTheSpot I tried that... Any chance you have $250,000 for bail?

[@xmarksthespot2850]

@@generalkenobilegoproductio5488 Damn, thats alot of cash.. Ill go ask my friend

[@generalkenobilegoproductio5488]

XMarksTheSpot Thank you

[@spookkoopsspook]

@@generalkenobilegoproductio5488 Hey, i thought I had $250,000 but I only have $2.69 and a pack of 10 chicken nuggets. Sorry.

[@alexmaxam4537]

I'm severely balding at 29. Meanwhile, you look like the frontman for a melodic Swedish death metal band/Jesus. Props, man. Genetic lottery, you handsome bastard.

[@JordanMayjor3p7]

😭 I would die a little if I went bald bc it looks horrible on me. I look like a chemo patient that was just liberated from a concentration camp when I shave my head.

[@HarryJamesE]

Unfortunately 1/3 men by the age of 30 will have experienced some degree of hairloss

[@Exarhadsgfds]

Shave it or get a really close cut, that's what most guys do nowadays and so it's actually in style...

[@paddywalsh247]

I'm going bald at 18, count yourself lucky man

[@chxzse]

Ey ER was bald 5 years ago

[@kaitopitoo]

Can i just mention how clean he chews...? Like, almost no lip smacking and/or loud chewing with mouth open? just a man genuinely enjoying his food...

[@ethanxtreme7018]

Son: What is Dad doing with our dinner? Mom: He’s doing that THING again..

[@fretful7044]

Ethanxtreme Gameplays ecks dee

[@sunssimpsforvtubers5876]

@@fretful7044 no

[@luis_-mf3er]

Ethanxtreme Gameplays bruh

[@Audiblegaming]

His son was in at least 2 videos so I don't think they are concerned

[@recliexplayzandvlogs3401]

who else think he was so smooth by saying "they call me the fast food man, but you can call me when you need fast food"

[@buttzkrieg3919]

I chuckled

[@backupaccaf7706]

@buttz krieg I strongly exhaled through my nostrils

[@MikeKilo1969]

Sounds like my favorite food delivery service; Favor!

[@schnitzwurst1008]

Well that's been in every the *Insert thing here* man video so

[@Kalapuikko]

Smooth like butter

[@mugaddictjw]

I’ve watched a lot of Asmr channels but this one has caught my attention. I realized that this Asmr didn’t hurt my ears and give me a headache and actually helped me sleep, and how he gently taps his items instead of rapidly tapping them. It made me feel calm in a sense. But now I’m hungry for Taco Bell and McDonald’s

[@KylesSocietyofMisfit]

**the 5th time meeting with him** Me: "ok man let me get a-..." Him: "Imagine........ if you will...." Me: 😪

[@toxicmasculinity3976]

Emoji using idiot.

[@geargrinder9935]

TOXIC MASCULINITY non emoji using idiot 🗡😅😅😇😍😚🤪🤩🤩😔😣😢🤬😱🤗😶

[@jayrett]

I am fully expecting one of these "men" to get cut off halfway through his little shpeel bc the viewer's heard it at least 10 times before at this point😆

[@senseisoup2655]

At least you get a free nap with all of your fast food, lol

[@paulr2559]

@@toxicmasculinity3976 hey man I think its ok if its just 1 emoji he used it respectively I mean if I called you internet bottom feeding idiot you would be kinda upset right?

[@astral2861]

I love how he keeps the "you can call me joke" fresh almost every video, its not necessarily going to make me die of laughter but in a world were keeping their humor fresh, its really nice.

[@mercury_midnights6324]

“I went back to 2020 to get these recipes” so that’s why you look familiar you mugged me in the Burger King parking lot and stole my burger

[@themonsterunderyourbed.7620]

Look in the bright side, now you're descendents can enjoy Burger King.

[@davin7907]

no that was me he mugged someone else

[@mercury_midnights6324]

@@davin7907 I have a family of 1 to feed myself

[@gabriels.i.780]

The existence of a Fast Food Man that deals with Taco Bell calls for the appearance of an "Authentic Mexican Food Hombre" in the Riftverse.

[@nightynight1724]

“The Taco Hombre”

[@quinnafred]

All mexican food tastes like shitty taco bell but all taco bell tastes like shitty mexican food

[@aadamawad1647]

Quinnafred r

[@juszl2999]

Extra dimensional elote man

[@Raphael-sk9pv]

Quinnafred wtf r u talking about? Mexican food is not shitty u must be messed up in the head

[@vincelestrade3758]

This is one of those videos where I don’t know whether to fall into a peaceful sleep to it or watch it with utmost enjoyment for its entire duration. Perhaps both.

[@chesonnor1646]

Okay Vince Lestrade

[@rachelcoyne4890]

mom: what are you doing? me: protecting the precious curly fries

[@Lygre]

When the video starts with "Imagine....if you will", you know you are in for a treat. The next time you are doing a "Man" video, you should have a longer pause between "imagine" and "if you will". And a longer pause the next video, etc. So after a while the pauses will be ridiculously long. That would make my day. =D

[@kyriesanchez4122]

I think this is a great idea.

[@tibovanhaverbeke9452]

Docter: asmr gandalf cant hurt you Asmr gandalf:

[@curiosity7106]

Doctor

[@tibovanhaverbeke9452]

@@curiosity7106 ok bruh

[@yeest3310]

@@curiosity7106 I whould say shut up for correcting someone's grammar but who in the living fuck says "docter

[@tibovanhaverbeke9452]

@@yeest3310 sry i speak dutch and in dutch doctor is docter

[@yeest3310]

@Jonathan me bitch

[@TheMobKea]

6:34 i love how he says "that century" like hes prepared for people in future centuries to watch this

[@crygoogleosu7560]

Chick-fil-A workers : ah this will satisfy the needs of hunger ER : ah this will satisfy the needs of tapping on a potato wedge 22:20

[@justobi8048]

@@hoodie4266 me to lmao

[@HellboyBPRD]

They’re waffle fries. A potato wedge is shaped like, uhhh what is it? A wedge?

[@nickwessels4653]

Me: "Yeah, fast food man...ill take the McRib please." Fast food man: "we currently aren't offering the McRib...sorry."

[@prettyblaq7574]

Nick Wessels and no milkshakes either 😆

[@sevengerEX]

Me at 3am : "you got the goods?" Food delivery : "That will be $10.25 also I hate you"

[@nightynight1724]

I mean... they chose the 3am shift....

[@leviakasuna2806]

@@nightynight1724 on god 🤣💯

[@NateTDOM]

What fast food place is open at 3am tho?

[@diggiepigeoneer6543]

@@NateTDOM Where I live, we have 24 hour fast food places. They are really great for me because I usually wake up at 3am lol. (but they are shutting down because of the quarantine so 😕 )

[@arafchowdhury4771]

@@diggiepigeoneer6543 this quarantine is effecting everyone :(

[@ilyayurkin6999]

Dear E.R Please, our society needs your "Ice-cream Man" Btw, i found your channel last year, but i still wonder with your ASMR's lore. I think you do it really well. Thank you for your work! Greetings from Russia. Sorry for bad english, don't blame me so much :)

[@eversorassassin5432]

Urah comrade

[@senseisoup2655]

@@eversorassassin5432 what do you think of the panzer?

[@oscarpie6751]

It feels like when ever someone puts "sorry for my bad English" at the end of their comment, their comment is near perfect grammar lmao. Also agreed

[@sheagoheen4502]

Person who doesn't have English as their first language: "sorry for bad English." *Everything they wrote was perfect* Person who has English as their first language: *has at least 2-3 grammatical and/or spelling errors in what they wrote*

[@ClaytonTheCracker]

lol the person above you has their profile picture as rhe Communist banner

[@nealblackerby4294]

I love how subtle these asmr sounds are at the beginning. The jacket. The movements. Good stuff. Thank you.

[@Ashton4foster]

“I’ll give the bigger half to you”. After the video: imma eat this biscuit

[@buttzkrieg3919]

Ill eat your biscuit

[@Ashton4foster]

buttz krieg Nooooooo

[@dennisbarrett9302]

aaaaaaahhhhhAAAAAAYYYYYYYY

[@goncalosousa8942]

buttz krieg ill eat you, biscuit

[@buttzkrieg3919]

@ChilledPanda because everything is funnier during sleep deprivation.

[@rosahb4119]

38:15 "how bout one more bite?" *proceeds to shove half the taco in his mouth* 🤣

[@Borgerful]

Me

[@xinsven]

In his defense, it WAS 1 bite.

[@brileykick1598]

Comically large mouth. You wouldn’t have understood four months ago but perhaps now you will.

[@worldwidewebster6224]

@@brileykick1598 wait what the fuck...was this a meme a month ago?

[@menambejeff4198]

This man has the ability to time travel and could escape the slave hell that he lives in but instead decides to bring us fast food. A true hero.

[@TheDada0106]

People : Stuck at home and can't eat fast food due to Quarantine ER : Aight imma make them feel B A D

[@joaotoe2833]

he was probably stockpiling these

[@celticfox]

Fast food is still open everywhere here, but only drive-thru and carryout deliveries. He probably didn't have to struggle to find these. Food service isn't lumped in with "non-essential" business

[@balajiLILG]

Exactly my taught

[@quay8561]

@@celticfox not in England

[@celticfox]

@@quay8561 luckily ER isn't in England

[@Oh_God_not_him_again]

So basically, he's a time traveller and all his other "clones" are just other instances of him coming to the time period with different things. He did ask for the century.

[@netheritepickaxe1506]

Mom dad's a wizard again talking to a camera and eating his lunch

[@thatcarguy2064]

“People call me... the fast food man” Big smoke: *WHOMST HAS AWAKENED THE ANCIENT ONE*

[@thebean3579]

OOOOOOOH NO HE HAS. 2 GLOCK 9s and a TEC-45

[@berlin_42]

whomst've hath awakened the *R O U N D* ONE

[@games_fusion1393]

@@berlin_42 Mortal kombat music in the background

[@thebean3579]

The fact I’m in the wrong house intensifies

[@NoEntertainment]

Oh yeah you're a cool guy, yeah yeah I remember seeing you...can't remember when, you delivered food to my neighbor's house? I mean I don't really know you that well but that's cool. I'm friends with the Slow Food Man and Medium Pace Food Man. They come over often but sometimes they're late. Stay safe out there!

[@ifeelcoke4347]

No..

[@thebean3579]

Oh ok No

[@thecabinwitch6689]

No. your avatar is terrifying lol!

[@NoEntertainment]

Wait are you the Medium Pace Food Man? He said the same thing about me...

[@boop8685]

Am I high rn

[@turnerboyish]

The most unbelievable thing he said was how he traveled back to 2020. No one would choose to do that....

[@henrihatch7429]

What happens when Professor Clemmens finds out about the Man and his clones?? We need a video in the future entitled, 'Professor Clemmens Interrogates you About the Man' or something like that

[@CIRC23]

I heard The hand sanitizer man is in his prime right now

[@djmatteostyle]

58:44 the most CLEANEST Big Mac seen in my life! When I order it, it's always like a Range Rover cooked them

[@kanzaki7357]

"they banned video games": *i sleep* "they banned toilet papers": *real shit*

[@willcarter9712]

Quite literally lmao. Or should I say, laughing my mask off lol

[@chugiron4698]

Hot Damn that's an old format

[@amirrashed771]

My brains see's this: oh how the turn tables

[@OnionRingsGaming]

10:40 Potato wedges? Homie thems is waffle fries.

[@daltonfugate6634]

Good catch, Onion Rings

[@creepertermnade1067]

Dalton Fugate you mean onion circles SMH

[@mrgroyp2453]

He's been through many rifts and dimensions, his mind has mistaken the two terms from all the adventures

[@Moniker08]

Nigga,You don't know that unless you've lived CENTURIES.

[@Helvtic]

@@Moniker08 you better be able to say that.

[@romejacquez5852]

00:15:00 Chick-Fil-A 00:25:32 Arby's 00:34:57 Taco Bell 00:39:17 KFC 00:47:05 Burger King 00:56:00 McDonald's

[@prajawalgurung6121]

me who's having local mc donalds,kfcs and fast food stores closing down: *it all makes sense now*

[@DaIlasM]

No it damm well dosent

[@prajawalgurung6121]

@@DaIlasM what?

[@thedesertfox3932]

@@DaIlasM Wat? ._.

[@brokenelite1176]

Shadow gamer 987 huh?

[@pencil_1078]

Oh no the rift is happening

[@austindavis2309]

By the heavens above! You actually recreated the chick-fil-a nuggets and potatoes spoken of only in story. From what I understand the region I live in of what was once the USA was home to a small city where chick-fil-a was the most popular fast food restaurant. For years I dreamed of tasting these deep fried pieces of poultry and the crispy salt covered potato slices. You my dear man have helped me achieve my dream!

[@benlevo7746]

When he said that kfc got shut down I completely forgot it was a role play

[@mythrillmeyhem8998]

What do u mean, it’s currently been shut down for over a century

[@Rinshix]

Aang no more kfc

[@hendrik6720]

Would never be allowed. The riots that followed would topple governments.

[@lazymarco3782]

@@hendrik6720 D

[@WarhammerWings]

@@hendrik6720 We should be toppling them all NOW!

[@lokiisbae3465]

Is it wrong that i would’ve eaten everything showcased by myself? Please tell me im not alone...

[@Crustynerd]

You are not alone my brother

[@skeletonking2253]

You are never alone

[@Phoenix_Embers]

Mood.

[@Ace-jz6ty]

I would kill for it. Nobody can stop me anyways!

[@kalebtewodros]

You wouldn't be alone in my case if China hadn't given us the Black Plague 2: F**k The Planet Boogaloo

[@True_Eagle_Media]

I like it how he turns his mistakes into part of the narrative, really adds some depth to the video.

[@sccrazybrick155]

20:35 E.R just admiring his chicken Edit: 45:27 E.R still admiring his chicken

[@ian_grin7283]

Fast food Man: so what’ll it be? Big Smoke: I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

[@paulybeatz3688]

Carl, what do you want? You have to eat to keep the strength up, man!

[@mrburnt_hashbrown3575]

D E T E R M I N A T I O N

[@berlin_42]

@@paulybeatz3688 I'll take a numba nine... *fat boy.*

[@thedesertfox3932]

@@berlin_42 give me a number 9 just like his

[@buttzkrieg3919]

Whats this meme from? Im seeing it everywhere in this comment section

[@justarandomkid3275]

Make another kindnapping asmr !! I really enjoyed the first one, it’s pretty old now though so maybe you should do a sequel or smth! :))

[@naughtymelon6712]

Kind-napping. Not kid-napping.

[@justarandomkid3275]

Toxic Watermelonz yes that is what I said :)

[@michaelshields7777]

"Imagine, if you will." "Picture it: Sicily, 1914," lol!!

[@chxzse]

It’s sad that nobody gets this

[@kriegsman7585]

@@chxzse hey some people still watch golden girls

[@jackxxo203]

He is such a kindhearted man, he even wanted to share with us 🥺❤️ Wish you all the best ❤️

[@billyt2793]

😧

[@thatonesentientbagel4043]

Ah yes, a new man. But I feel like this was his cheat day so he just went all out.

[@rocksculinaryjourney9468]

That One Sentient Bagel best be greatful he didnt have a hankering for bagels

[@vewitched5288]

Random question but are you on furry amino? I recognise the profile picture and was wondering if it was you ^^

[@thatonesentientbagel4043]

Luv Peachii a what?

[@franko33GD]

@@vewitched5288 furry

[@franko33GD]

@@vewitched5288 amino

[@blowtf]

mcdonald’s worker:what would you like sir? rift:imagine if you will.

[@divinity1371]

ER’s Wife “I’m back, and I decided to get a snack on the way back from my friend’s house!” ER “Alright, let me just set up the microphone, and cameras, then I’ll get it.”

[@themonsterunderyourbed.7620]

He always has the cameras set up.

[@totallylegit1752]

I just gotta say that I’m super glad to find your channel. This is the only channel I have found that isn’t somewhat erotic, this is just honest and very much needed relaxing/anti anxiety ASMR. Thank you so much for making a channel that I and many many other people can enjoy without feeling like it’s forcing romance. It’s a dude with a tight beard talking in a relaxing tone. Thank you. This helps me and many other people with anxiety and sleep.

[@illumick9286]

ER looks like the kinda of guy who's more powerful than the protagonist but helps anyway because he's cool and wants to train him

[@iWassaGuy]

I got a weight-loss ad before this.

[@perone141414]

Lol

[@StayStizzy]

haha

[@CAPTTIGHT230]

🤣🤣😂👍

[@matthewsaxon3038]

19:54 KING CRIMSON!

[@Dan-uo1in]

OMG no home but I love u

[@franciscoruiz8064]

You are fucking god

[@skugo9542]

Korega Requiem... *DA*

[@Redactive776]

I like the idea of every fast food place just funneling all of their recipes and secrets into one person

[@toadboydude5015]

Talking to you is like-

[@oceanic9348]

Your telling me this man isn’t the most popular ASMRtist? Is everyone high?

[@Xx_FANGZ_xXPocketAces]

Yes

[@angryman...]

Well if everyone is high, then no one is high. But they still need to sub to ER

[@oceanic9348]

Kirbo The Wirbo oh so true

[@Shadow-oq2th]

No we are drunk

[@randommoron9892]

Yes

[@CRClem]

ER: You guys want anything while I'm out buying groceries? Son: Can you get me some Chick-fil-A? McDonald's or Burger King though is fine if you're closer to any. ER: Yes.

[@lazykiwi936]

The beginning of 2020 and the end of 2020 feel like to completely different years

[@NP.1416]

…because the end is the beginning of 2021. (I agree.)

[@joelhutchison5214]

Can we get some sort of “the trade man video” who evaluates what sort of things you can trade and appraises their price in the NWO?

[@idwiw-8767]

I like that

[@marcusschiff1779]

He has videos like this, I can remember one involving playing cards of some sort. Dig a little deeper!

[@hathveon]

When this quarantine is over, I’m going to get a Burger.

[@dearestterror5234]

You can get a burger now but it's drive through only

[@BombsNBread]

Dearestterror 52 thank you people really don’t have brains do they.

[@samtownend6744]

@@BombsNBread All restaurants including fast food are closed here in the UK. The USA is not the only country

[@BombsNBread]

Sam Townend imagine thinking I live in USA, I mean I do but so what I know we’re not the only country. But I’m sure u can still make a burger or go get one tho ok I know not always, I’m American so obviously I’m gonna think about my country first

[@jakupi1304]

@@BombsNBread ironic

[@capriciousgaming9322]

Snack Man: I can't really sell real onion rings. They wouldn't keep well. Fast Food Man: I'm about to do what's called a pro gamer move.

[@Mega-Gamer-Nate]

Pro time travler move. Through time and space.

[@itsprogenzz2210]

E.R: “But you, You my new found friend can call me...” Me: oooh whats it gonna be this timeee E.R: “Whenever you need *fast food* Me: ahh good one E.R never gets old

[@Borgerful]

Ah, goddammit E.R you charming bastard you.

[@brileykick1598]

How weird is it that I was scrolling through the comments and I started reading this and I realized my brain was synced with what he was saying and I was at the exact part then you ruined the joke 😔

[@AcetheBob]

My dude, why would you go back to 2020? Of all the years? Frankly I’m impressed you made it back to your (relatively more pleasant) post apocalyptic world in one piece.

[@TTVGNOMEGOD69]

Thx so much ER this vid made me sleep for 12 hrs straight

[@Killerofpeely]

Holy crap thats half a day

[@TTVGNOMEGOD69]

@@Killerofpeely ikr I couldn’t believe it

[@sousoudd405]

Nobody: Ephemeral Rift: want to listen to my bag

[@Macho_Paarthurnax]

I can't understand how such a gem of creativity like ER could possibly shine in today's online social standards of "what makes good content that gets views". He has such a mind that could never be replaced or replicated. Live long Ephemeral Rift.

[@SuperGooberr]

I like to imagine that E.R is just absolutely gobsmackingly jacked under that jacket. Like, Hercules, epitome of fitness level ripped.

[@MSDesignASMR]

I'm eating less fast food now that I'm trying to stay home to reduce my chances of getting Covid-19. My grocery list has expanded quite a bit... so has my dirty dishes lol

[@m-mori]

Just order food.

[@MSDesignASMR]

@@m-mori so I can risk bringing the virus to my door? No thanks

[@jamilleyomtown]

Use paper plates

[@MSDesignASMR]

@@jamilleyomtown I didn't buy any. But I do have a dishwasher. It's fine. I just do more dishes

[@SmokeAtlantic]

How do you get your groceries? That's still a big risk. Might have to live off water and air

[@titaniawallace3919]

Waiting for The Man Man to expound on the clone lore in a later video

[@bobjoe2955]

24:45 as a person who lost the tingles a while ago this brings back the good old days.

[@SorinSunchild]

ER: *calls something that looks like bread, a biscuit* Me, a Brit: what

[@solairehimself1386]

K Feeley I feel you on that one brother

[@jordanpowers8007]

@Master Gaming as an American I agree with you. Perspective shapes reality.

[@pizzasub3194]

Master Gaming well that's our biscuit lol

[@xinsven]

What do we call your biscuits. I'm American

[@jordanpowers8007]

@@xinsven scones or cookies for the most part.

[@RubenMartinez-qb8yy]

Im not gonna lie, this has a great storyline and lore for an ASMR channel.

[@Thero_64]

No mukbanger will be as clean as this man.

[@Kaser]

Soon, I will not have to "imagine", I'll just have to open my eyes :(

[@dennisbarrett9302]

truly underated comment

[@StoryTimeZE]

Day 6 of the quarantine. Fast food officially died

[@vNill]

dont be fooled by the fake news. its not as bad as they say

[@boop8685]

@@StoryTimeZE Day 7 of the quarantine. Contacted a local trustworthy criminal who offered to eat illegal food with me then sell me more illegal food

[@tjcharest5323]

Day 8 of the quarantine. My weiner has become red and is profusely bleeding from many areas as the result of too much alone time. I need a girlfriend

[@zorawarog]

me: watching him eat. also me: mouth hanging half open and drooling