ASMR They are toxic... you can't eat them

Hello there,
Over a year ago I uploaded a similar video, and many of you really liked it, so I thought that I should make another one.
This time we are honored with the presence of a few inanimate objects that are willing to help you drift off to sleep.
Let me introduce you to Pulpy. This blue beauty has been in a constant grief since he realised that Perky cannot be his daughter. Doctor said that it is impossible for his wife's and his own genes to produce a sequence in which their offspring would have a yellow coloration.
It had to mean only one thing. His wife betrayed him. It made him extremely angry, but before he let his emotions take the helm, he had decided to give her an opportunity to explain.
''I couldn't stand that anymore...'' She started with tears in her eyes
''What do you mean? You had everything you wanted. I cared for you and loved you from the bottom of my heart!'' Pulpy exploded in anger
''It is not your fault Pulp..'' She answered looking down
''Of course it is not my fault! How could you do this after all those years?'' His voice began to break.
''This yellow villain was so annoying, that one day I ate him whole in a fit of rage'' She yelled at the top of her chocolatey lungs
''What are you talking about?'' Pulpy asked
''He was swinging from cupcake to cupcake all the time! I had enough of him! That was the only one solution!'' She explained desperately
''Ok calm down. Who do you mean? Who was this yellow villan that you ate?'' He asked once again while holding her shoulders and looking into her eyes.
''It was ... Tarzipan'' She answered quietly looking up at Pulpy with her nougaty eyes.
''Nana warned me that I should refrain from eating him, otherwise all my children will have yellow icing.'' She added
''That explains a lot. No need to worry. Perky is still beautiful isn't she? Hopefully she won't start swinging from cake to cake like Tarzipan'' They started laughing.
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[@jedibuscus]

It's amazing how this is one of the best asmr channels even though you never show your face or talk or do role plays. You simply create the best quality sounds and let them speak for themselves and it's always perfect. No one else does it as well as you do.

[@benson34362]

Cathy Cool HeatherFeather and DrTAsmr. Both have just as well quality videos but use their voices and they are awesome lol

[@jedibuscus]

definitely! i love those channels too. I often listen to asmr with talking. I just thought it's interesting how ASMRSurge departs from that and still has such a large following.

[@CottonCandyNationYT]

I agree. I enjoy no talking, no roleplays, etc. The sounds are all I need.

[@VakoCavender]

true

[@CantLoseTheBlues]

Also check SensorAdi ASMR who has several high quality no talking vids.

[@oleandersoup]

0:00 preview 1:00 foam ice cream? (like a stress ball, maybe) edit: slow rising squishy 7:00 keypad 11:30 scrubbing sponges 16:00 small paint container (w/ lid sounds) 19:10 fiber brush 23:10 small camera (?) case 27:30 cassette tape and case

[@jstn2613]

REGTON .CATS Thanks a bunch!

[@iamthethunder7196]

Thanks!!

[@superstar5632]

REGTON .CATS thanks!

[@ouchie3623]

I think the first one were slow rising squishies.

[@sigridunique6666]

Class representative！XD

[@DinkyDoe]

The description sounds like a soap opera you would see playing at like 3 am on a sunday and it's my absolute favorite thing i swear

[@siyeons_arms]

Frosty Katt 3 am is really early tho

[@DinkyDoe]

i fangirl cos i can girl yea, its really early because its just one of those obscure things that you wouldn't really see otherwise, but it's just really enjoyable when you do Probably would've been better if i had used a later time lol

[@kittyterula]

don't you mean on a "sundae?"

[@ASMRSURGE]

Hello there, Over a year ago I uploaded a similar video, and many of you really liked it, so I thought that I should make another one. This time we are honored with the presence of a few inanimate objects that are willing to help you drift off to sleep. Let me introduce you to Pulpy. This blue beauty has been in a constant grief since he realised that Perky cannot be his daughter. Doctor said that it is impossible for his wife's and his own genes to produce a sequence in which their offspring would have a yellow coloration. It had to mean only one thing. His wife betrayed him. It made him extremely angry, but before he let his emotions take the helm, he had decided to give her an opportunity to explain. ''I couldn't stand that anymore...'' She started with tears in her eyes ''What do you mean? You had everything you wanted. I cared for you and loved you from the bottom of my heart!'' Pulpy exploded in anger ''It is not your fault Pulp..'' She answered looking down ''Of course it is not my fault! How could you do this after all those years?'' His voice began to break. ''This yellow villain was so annoying, that one day I ate him whole in a fit of rage'' She yelled at the top of her chocolatey lungs ''What are you talking about?'' Pulpy asked ''He was swinging from cupcake to cupcake all the time! I had enough of him! That was the only one solution!'' She explained desperately ''Ok calm down. Who do you mean? Who was this yellow villan that you ate?'' He asked once again while holding her shoulders and looking into her eyes. ''It was ... Tarzipan'' She answered quietly looking up at Pulpy with her nougaty eyes. ''Nana warned me that I should refrain from eating him, otherwise all my children will have yellow icing.'' She added ''That explains a lot. No need to worry. Perky is still beautiful isn't she? Hopefully she won't start swinging from cake to cake like Tarzipan'' They started laughing. Please do not forget to hit that thumbs up button if you enjoyed watching. Thanks! In case some of you were interested in purchasing 3D Wooden Safe here is a direct link: amzn.to/2FVAMfD Audio: asmrsurgeaudio.bandcamp.com/r... Patreon: www.patreon.com/user?u=2355964

[@christpilled2460]

ASMRSurge your descriptions are spot on as always

[@michaelklemis3845]

ASMRSurge wow. That just made this asmr video take a different turn! I like it.

[@biclexual]

So Perky is still Pulpy's daughter, but she's yellow because Tarpizan was eaten by her mom? What a good twist!

[@asmrlysander4164]

ASMRSurge 🍊 🍦 Perky is the prettiest golden orange frozen delight in the world. That thing almost pulses with light. Nice soap opera in the description.

[@henry7006]

ASMRSurge I thought it was a novella for a moment It’ll be a weird one but hey, it’s pulpy and perky

[@sunpiasmr2005]

This channel is gold

[@devon5078]

I just checked out your channel and it’s some pretty good asmr content you just got a sub

[@bxtitan6766]

You’re so beautiful.. I’m subbing to your channel.

[@bxtitan6766]

Mike Jones ITS A SHAME THAT IT TOOK YOUR MOTHER 9 MONTHS JUST TO TAKE A SHIT.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@bxtitan6766]

Poor Ricua Hahaha he couldn’t find his manhood even if he google searched it😂😂😂😂😂

[@perkio4965]

Stay in school pal. @BX TITAN

[@JennyyTaco]

The description is everything.

[@sadkeo_]

Ikr

[@plorpyswivelbottom945]

You mean to tell me that these are cupcakes

[@tamarapereyraa]

It made me sad

[@chantelr96]

I can't decide which one I come here for anymore... The videos or the descriptions??? Either way, brilliance.

[@kimryan2287]

Omg this is the first time I looked at the description, You have blessed me...

[@bwe1155]

holy crap i forgot this man had a body i always looked at him as the guy with flying hands

[@kirb0799]

I thought he was behind the camera.

[@cagangcr]

23:22 i think the case makes good sounds

[@Smoobers]

C4G4N GT the book makes good sounds

[@biclexual]

I love ASMR inside jokes

[@sabrina_doll]

do not

[@minino1998gameplays]

The clorox make good sounds

[@MrsGenious4Ever]

raphy my man

[@asmrlysander4164]

🍊 🍦 Perky is the prettiest golden orange frozen delight in the world. That thing almost pulses with light. Nice soap opera in the description.

[@hxngjxxngz]

ASMR Lysander it was such *SUSPENSE*

[@user-KimKyungHoFan]

My favorite asmr youtuber

[@홍태민-l4e]

얼굴캠이니 뭐니 다른요소 다집어치우고 소리퀄리티로 진짜 ASMR이 뭔지를 보여주시는분.. 참ASMRer

[@chang-jungkarki1684]

Indeed, he's everyone's favourite, if not than the most

[@KElly-pj6fy]

저 처음 듣는데 듣자마자 구독했어요~ 좋네요 아이디어도 정말 크리에이티브 하구요

[@dylbb5909]

This channel is so unique compared to all the other channels in every aspect man 💙💯✔️

[@PockyChoco23]

Dylan Bb I feel that Ephemeral rift is more "creative" in his videos but Asmrsurge makes better Asmr.

[@dylbb5909]

Jackson animates Maybe, in my opinion I wouldn't say he's MORE creative, but definitely up there with asmrsurge with creativeness and ideas

[@xenothermia]

Funny, that was the first video of yours I ever watched... and here I am again. The circle is complete.

[@Zykla1]

Rowan Turner better not be the last

[@emilanton4364]

Same here bud, that was the first, and this one certainly isn’t the last

[@hermiesrokmysox]

Wow those squishy cupcakes at the start are extremely tingling for me. I love that sort of crinkle. Thank you!

[@MsMCRlove]

Jillian L. Are they actually edible or no?

[@eatmypanart]

@@MsMCRlove i don't think so

[@SmokeyRedd]

Time Stamps: 0:29 - 0:58 Unlocking the box 1:17 - 6:46 The ‘cupcakes’ 7:02 - 11:13 Button tapping 11:35 - 15:46 Scratching/ scrunching 16:14 - 19:01 Mixing the paint 19:21 - 23:00 ‘Brushing’ 23:15 - 27:18 Playing with the wallet 27:35 - 31:28 Fiddling with the cassette tape. ❤️❤️❤️

[@sadkeo_]

It’s a cassette tape but thanks for the time stamps, they helpful my dude

[@SmokeyRedd]

The Stupid Unoriginal Username , just changed it, and no problem

[@pianomusic7805]

Came for the description, stayed for the asmr! Good night everyone!!

[@demsss]

Piano Music why are you copying other comments?

[@demsss]

Tyler Steege Ummm, maybe because all comments are the same and people are still liking their comments ? I always find so many "the ad killed my ears", " came for the description, stayed for the asmr" comments. Stop being unoriginal and write comments on your own. Your question was obvious.

[@demsss]

Tyler Steege Why are you saying "so"? I didn't have to explain, but you asked me why I said this.

[@demsss]

Tyler Steege Then what is a good answer ? You asked why, I explained why. That's all. No need to get mad with that and teaching me some lessons ("it's just a website on the internet that doesn't mean anything to your life"). You talked to me first. Don't say something useless if you don't have anything to say. Thank you. I think we should both end the discussion. Bye !

[@GWthe3rd]

The Chosen One holy shit Tyler is annoying lmao

[@kayv3371]

i never really get tingles from your videos but they’re still super relaxing to me, so i put this on while i’m studying for my physics exam and oh. my. god. this was the wrong video to play because i got so many tingles and now i can barely concentrate on my work. thanks for an awesome video!! ❤️❤️ update: i’m not sure for the english word of it but my favorite item is definitely the last one

[@gwengwen3769]

I saw a comment telling the time stamps and what each one was and it looks like the last one was a Cassette tape and case? If not I'll correct myself

[@adam3168]

I've never read any of the descriptions before, are they all like this?

[@shainafullerton2433]

Yeah.

[@HoratioAccel]

Adam Gutierrez Some are, some aren't.

[@sadkeo_]

Same

[@thunderibiscuitz7893]

The new ones aren't sadly, they're all just like normal descriptions...😭

[@thecook238]

I'll never get tired of saying you are the best ASMRtist on KZbin! Thank you dude!

[@LijE945]

best sound quality of any asmr channels out there good job

[@Zooptopus27]

The clarity of sound in this one is insane!

[@_homha5242]

you have to read the description, it's fantastic

[@이카에]

이번거 소리 너무 좋아요!!! so gooooooooood

[@gisxllx]

Perfect timing, thank youuuu

[@strawberryjamin_]

This is the nicest thing to come home to after an exhausting day at school.. Honestly your videos are just incredible. Top quality content my dude (Also scrubbing pads and sponges are probably some of my favourite triggers and I hope to see them in another video soon)

[@lotus2284]

16:38 holy sht the tingles.

[@kirb0799]

*T H E P R O P H E C Y I S T R U E .*

[@NorgeKongeriket]

Forgot how much I used to love that cassette tape box sound when I was a kid. Thanks for the nostalgia.

[@MellyXNY]

this is actually THE best ASMR channel hands down

[@JuicyFruitTM]

The description should be published as a novel this is gold

[@Esther-le8jf]

Thank you so much for taking time out of your life to creat this video. 🤗

[@vanillelelele]

i love the little stories you make for each video, it has me weak

[@SweetiePie0009]

that leather bag makes such good sounds 😍

[@Yasmim-op5by]

12:00 i think the sponk makes good sounds

[@itsamberwest]

No only adi has sponk. This is this brother spoong

[@taro1408]

robbwrs S P O N K

[@LJay205]

*SPONK*

[@magsshandy4625]

Your always so creative in finding new ways if making me tingle. I keep trying to find other ASMR artists but I find myself coming back to your channel. I'm not sure how you do it I thought my tingles where over but you keep them going and I thank you for doing so

[@karenrr110]

A real treat! My new favorite ASMR channel. I do happen to like very slow, deep sounds, and panning very slowly. With some short periods of silence so the sensory input isn’t continuous. Some sounds were a little intense for me, but others hit the spot. In any case, superb quality on all levels, looking forward to seeing more.

[@moonmothh]

The keypad is so nice I just want that sound on repeat in my head for the rest of my life so I could just tune into it every time I felt stressed.

[@doulikemyjordans6845]

The best description I’ve read on a yt channel yet

[@greenase]

21:08 best moment

[@Bloomkyaaa]

Please make a slime video... I know it's generic as hell but, boy do I love hearing the crunchy sounds from a homemade slime with sequins or sand, etc.

[@warriorLIMS]

The first part was the one of my favorite videos of this channel. This part is brilliant too!

[@gwengwen3769]

Your videos always sound amazing, there is no background sound or static and it always sounds so crisp and I get tingles every time 👏👏👏

[@reaganhard9182]

you, my friend, are a genius. Keep doing amazing!!!

[@Ramen_Scum]

Your descriptions always give me a mindfuck

[@samueld.4224]

+1

[@8izzy]

FIND MUCK

[@life_with_mel_8366]

なにお前和も死んでる what lol

[@최재민-n9m]

LOL

[@tuesdayrose1096]

Same tho

[@punkgirl390]

The description was one of my favorite parts.

[@peytonwaldera4897]

The only ASMRtist that gives me tingles

[@aziraphaleluvr]

THAT WAS THE BEST DESCRIPTION I'VE EVER READ IN MY LIFE.

[@celestec74]

“As the refrigerator turns.” 10/10, will tune in again. 😃

[@97calico]

I always come back to this video Headset while watching is best for your videos love your style noone else does asmr quite like you and you master it

[@nancybaker9259]

The king of asmr

[@thetrinhngoctruong]

quality so good you can get tingles without headphones 👌

[@Nillowo]

The description is one of your best ones yet

[@magsshandy4625]

I could listen to these sponges the whole video and that magic box my gawd yesss

[@shay5555]

Those squishies looked real! i couldn't tell that they were squishies at first. great sounds

[@spider-queen]

Wow, that little black purse gave me the most consecutive tingles I've had in ages! Thank you 👛

[@robotdowney]

This deserve at least 10x more views

[@valaya.3]

I can't BELIEVE I wasn't subscribed to you before now! Your sound quality is just amazing 💕

[@honeyasmr9183]

Your descriptions are always so strange but I can't get over them.

[@jrjunglist]

You know just how crazy it is that anything you can think of can be used as ASMR, it makes me rethink my life

[@MaverickMeister]

This video is absolutely wonderful. All these triggers are fantastic! You have such a good ear for unique triggers and tasty sounds. If you ever have the time, I'd like to just pass along that I heard a really amazing trigger recently: corn starch in a wooden mortar and pestle. I'd be so excited if you ever decided to try this one in one of your videos! :)

[@Cupidssatan]

Really enjoyed the paint stirring, incredibly relaxing!

[@TennyConductor]

When you used your fingernails on the scrubby sponges, my brain actually melted. So nice :)

[@LunarDragon13]

Either a ghost decided to watch this with me or it gave me some mad chills, hats off to you sir.

[@surtrxoxo]

would love to have an extended version of this. , especially that ice cream one.

[@JK-gh9ej]

The soap package has the best sound

[@lucioguy4082]

Seeing the cassete gave me a real feeling of nostalgia .

[@MD-jp8bz]

Perfect timing! :D ready to fall asleep

[@AvaToccoRodriguez]

Tha description tho. Literal gold.

[@hakka2363]

I love how delicate you are, your videos are my favorites 💗

[@xenothermia]

I would kill just for a video of him fiddling with the safe.

[@HaveACigarI]

Check out his video titled ASMR Unlocking your tingles! Might be just what you're after

[@xenothermia]

Oh, I've seen it and it's one of my favorites. For me, it's him messing around with the locking mechanism that really gets the tingles going.

[@tonyfandango8182]

Perfect time to upload, just before I go to sleep 💤

[@someonerecordthis785]

Omg I almost forgot how good this guy is

[@magsshandy4625]

Omg this key pad was my fav it was as if my brain fell out of ears the tingles are great

[@thaliablue4390]

the best asmr youtuber in history!!!!!

[@tapio_metsola]

Oh god, his hands are so aesthetic🖤

[@zulma777guerra9]

I am in love with all this tingle sounds 😍😍😍

[@DanielDyczek]

The brush was awesome!

[@PurityXD]

wait wtf there is a storyline in the description edit: how do i fuck up grammar here

[@Mo-yn9ij]

Purepower 8 he used to do this a lot, just look at his older videos, the stories are quite enjoyable

[@PurityXD]

I know there are storylines, I think I meant "wtf there is a storyline in the description"

[@Mo-yn9ij]

Purepower 8 oh, sorry, I misunderstood it

[@PurityXD]

nonono, I edited it. I don't know how I possibly mess up the words on a 9 word sentance...

[@kayasmr7252]

you must be new

[@thepenguin2118]

My favorite asmr storyteller

[@mortallymygarden]

Wow, that story had me going. Great twist!

[@Tom-ym7tq]

That description is gonna give me weird dreams I swear. Lmao love it. Keep it up. You doin' good.

[@okaminess]

Thanks for shaking the cassette tape. Miss that sound.

[@schalasmagic]

Love the description,it's hilarious.

[@valetercero.9891]

Yey llegue super temprano! Tus vídeos me relajan un buen gracias por hacer vídeos

[@hej1902]

Thought my headphones broke, then I realized I had 0.5 playback speed....

[@trustworthy_hypocrite1838]

That description is giving me life👌

[@gabbygabs5107]

You give me the most tingles out of anyone out there!!!

[@Tareq_AM]

BEST ASMR EVER

[@AnastasiaBlue1230]

I'm just waiting on a prequel to feel the Tarzipan tingles

[@a.p1383]

I don't even get ASMR yet I still watch this channel because of the extremely high quality of the microphones.

[@timothymcswaggins7859]

Secret triggers 1 is the first video that gave me extreme tingles I never tingled the same since that day. Edit: is also had tingle immunity from all over videos for like a month from watching it

[@leas6591]

I truly fully honest, swear to you, I got tingles all over my body in the FIRST SECOND of the video. The.Very.First.Second.

[@menacetosociety3904]

Beautiful description as always

[@Mo-yn9ij]

The storylines are back!

[@-K_J-]

I would love to know the thought processes behind the titles and descriptions of some of these videos Excellent work as usual though

[@DaggerSkullery]

Really loved the casette and case. Good video.

[@maisydog]

I could watch an entire video of the squishy ice cream things :3

[@lulux8040]

You taking out the object for triggers is the same as me, but when wanting food at night.

[@borkingmad756]

The Chronicles of Pulpy

[@nansun6061]

Gosh I really enjoyed this and the former one. Can’t thank you enough!!

[@kalagapalagam]

you are an asmr god. thank you and good night