ASMR They are toxic... you can't eat them

[@jedibuscus]

It's amazing how this is one of the best asmr channels even though you never show your face or talk or do role plays. You simply create the best quality sounds and let them speak for themselves and it's always perfect. No one else does it as well as you do.

[@benson34362]

Cathy Cool HeatherFeather and DrTAsmr. Both have just as well quality videos but use their voices and they are awesome lol

[@jedibuscus]

definitely! i love those channels too. I often listen to asmr with talking. I just thought it's interesting how ASMRSurge departs from that and still has such a large following.

[@moonblushASMR]

I agree. I enjoy no talking, no roleplays, etc. The sounds are all I need.

[@Subliminal-b5s]

true

[@CantLoseTheBlues]

Also check SensorAdi ASMR who has several high quality no talking vids.

[@DinkyDoe]

The description sounds like a soap opera you would see playing at like 3 am on a sunday and it's my absolute favorite thing i swear

[@siyeons_arms]

Frosty Katt 3 am is really early tho

[@DinkyDoe]

i fangirl cos i can girl yea, its really early because its just one of those obscure things that you wouldn't really see otherwise, but it's just really enjoyable when you do Probably would've been better if i had used a later time lol

[@kittyterula]

don't you mean on a "sundae?"

[@oleandersoup]

0:00 preview 1:00 foam ice cream? (like a stress ball, maybe) edit: slow rising squishy 7:00 keypad 11:30 scrubbing sponges 16:00 small paint container (w/ lid sounds) 19:10 fiber brush 23:10 small camera (?) case 27:30 cassette tape and case

[@jstn2613]

REGTON .CATS Thanks a bunch!

[@iamthethunder7196]

Thanks!!

[@superstar5632]

REGTON .CATS thanks!

[@ouchie3623]

I think the first one were slow rising squishies.

[@sigridunique6666]

Class representative！XD

[@sunpiasmr2005]

This channel is gold

[@devon5078]

I just checked out your channel and it’s some pretty good asmr content you just got a sub

[@bxtitan6766]

You’re so beautiful.. I’m subbing to your channel.

[@bxtitan6766]

Mike Jones ITS A SHAME THAT IT TOOK YOUR MOTHER 9 MONTHS JUST TO TAKE A SHIT.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@bxtitan6766]

Poor Ricua Hahaha he couldn’t find his manhood even if he google searched it😂😂😂😂😂

[@perkio4965]

Stay in school pal. @BX TITAN

[@ASMRSURGE]

Hello there, Over a year ago I uploaded a similar video, and many of you really liked it, so I thought that I should make another one. This time we are honored with the presence of a few inanimate objects that are willing to help you drift off to sleep. Let me introduce you to Pulpy. This blue beauty has been in a constant grief since he realised that Perky cannot be his daughter. Doctor said that it is impossible for his wife's and his own genes to produce a sequence in which their offspring would have a yellow coloration. It had to mean only one thing. His wife betrayed him. It made him extremely angry, but before he let his emotions take the helm, he had decided to give her an opportunity to explain. ''I couldn't stand that anymore...'' She started with tears in her eyes ''What do you mean? You had everything you wanted. I cared for you and loved you from the bottom of my heart!'' Pulpy exploded in anger ''It is not your fault Pulp..'' She answered looking down ''Of course it is not my fault! How could you do this after all those years?'' His voice began to break. ''This yellow villain was so annoying, that one day I ate him whole in a fit of rage'' She yelled at the top of her chocolatey lungs ''What are you talking about?'' Pulpy asked ''He was swinging from cupcake to cupcake all the time! I had enough of him! That was the only one solution!'' She explained desperately ''Ok calm down. Who do you mean? Who was this yellow villan that you ate?'' He asked once again while holding her shoulders and looking into her eyes. ''It was ... Tarzipan'' She answered quietly looking up at Pulpy with her nougaty eyes. ''Nana warned me that I should refrain from eating him, otherwise all my children will have yellow icing.'' She added ''That explains a lot. No need to worry. Perky is still beautiful isn't she? Hopefully she won't start swinging from cake to cake like Tarzipan'' They started laughing. Please do not forget to hit that thumbs up button if you enjoyed watching. Thanks! In case some of you were interested in purchasing 3D Wooden Safe here is a direct link: amzn.to/2FVAMfD Audio: asmrsurgeaudio.bandcamp.com/r... Patreon: www.patreon.com/user?u=2355964

[@SchizoSphere]

ASMRSurge your descriptions are spot on as always

[@michaelklemis3845]

ASMRSurge wow. That just made this asmr video take a different turn! I like it.

[@biclexual]

So Perky is still Pulpy's daughter, but she's yellow because Tarpizan was eaten by her mom? What a good twist!

[@asmrlysander4164]

ASMRSurge 🍊 🍦 Perky is the prettiest golden orange frozen delight in the world. That thing almost pulses with light. Nice soap opera in the description.

[@henry7006]

ASMRSurge I thought it was a novella for a moment It’ll be a weird one but hey, it’s pulpy and perky

[@WumboDoctorate]

The description is everything.

[@sadkeo_]

Ikr

[@plorpyswivelbottom945]

You mean to tell me that these are cupcakes

[@tamarapereyraa]

It made me sad

[@chantelr96]

I can't decide which one I come here for anymore... The videos or the descriptions??? Either way, brilliance.

[@kimryan2287]

Omg this is the first time I looked at the description, You have blessed me...

[@bwe1155]

holy crap i forgot this man had a body i always looked at him as the guy with flying hands

[@kirb0799]

I thought he was behind the camera.

[@Warwick-only]

My favorite asmr youtuber

[@홍태민-l4e]

얼굴캠이니 뭐니 다른요소 다집어치우고 소리퀄리티로 진짜 ASMR이 뭔지를 보여주시는분.. 참ASMRer

[@chang-jungkarki1684]

Indeed, he's everyone's favourite, if not than the most

[@KElly-pj6fy]

저 처음 듣는데 듣자마자 구독했어요~ 좋네요 아이디어도 정말 크리에이티브 하구요

[@asmrlysander4164]

🍊 🍦 Perky is the prettiest golden orange frozen delight in the world. That thing almost pulses with light. Nice soap opera in the description.

[@hxngjxxngz]

ASMR Lysander it was such *SUSPENSE*

[@xenothermia]

Funny, that was the first video of yours I ever watched... and here I am again. The circle is complete.

[@Zykla1]

Rowan Turner better not be the last

[@emilanton4364]

Same here bud, that was the first, and this one certainly isn’t the last

[@hermiesrokmysox]

Wow those squishy cupcakes at the start are extremely tingling for me. I love that sort of crinkle. Thank you!

[@MsMCRlove]

Jillian L. Are they actually edible or no?

[@eatmypanart]

@@MsMCRlove i don't think so

[@dylbb5909]

This channel is so unique compared to all the other channels in every aspect man 💙💯✔️

[@PockyChoco23]

Dylan Bb I feel that Ephemeral rift is more "creative" in his videos but Asmrsurge makes better Asmr.

[@dylbb5909]

Jackson animates Maybe, in my opinion I wouldn't say he's MORE creative, but definitely up there with asmrsurge with creativeness and ideas

[@noxhigh]

23:22 i think the case makes good sounds

[@Smoobers]

C4G4N GT the book makes good sounds

[@biclexual]

I love ASMR inside jokes

[@sabrina_doll]

do not

[@minino1998gameplays]

The clorox make good sounds

[@MrsGenious4Ever]

raphy my man

[@pianomusic7805]

Came for the description, stayed for the asmr! Good night everyone!!

[@demsss]

Piano Music why are you copying other comments?

[@demsss]

Tyler Steege Ummm, maybe because all comments are the same and people are still liking their comments ? I always find so many "the ad killed my ears", " came for the description, stayed for the asmr" comments. Stop being unoriginal and write comments on your own. Your question was obvious.

[@demsss]

Tyler Steege Why are you saying "so"? I didn't have to explain, but you asked me why I said this.

[@demsss]

Tyler Steege Then what is a good answer ? You asked why, I explained why. That's all. No need to get mad with that and teaching me some lessons ("it's just a website on the internet that doesn't mean anything to your life"). You talked to me first. Don't say something useless if you don't have anything to say. Thank you. I think we should both end the discussion. Bye !

[@1MountainSniper]

The Chosen One holy shit Tyler is annoying lmao

[@kayv3371]

i never really get tingles from your videos but they’re still super relaxing to me, so i put this on while i’m studying for my physics exam and oh. my. god. this was the wrong video to play because i got so many tingles and now i can barely concentrate on my work. thanks for an awesome video!! ❤️❤️ update: i’m not sure for the english word of it but my favorite item is definitely the last one

[@gwengwen3769]

I saw a comment telling the time stamps and what each one was and it looks like the last one was a Cassette tape and case? If not I'll correct myself

[@thecook238]

I'll never get tired of saying you are the best ASMRtist on KZbin! Thank you dude!

[@_homha5242]

you have to read the description, it's fantastic

[@SmokeyRedd]

Time Stamps: 0:29 - 0:58 Unlocking the box 1:17 - 6:46 The ‘cupcakes’ 7:02 - 11:13 Button tapping 11:35 - 15:46 Scratching/ scrunching 16:14 - 19:01 Mixing the paint 19:21 - 23:00 ‘Brushing’ 23:15 - 27:18 Playing with the wallet 27:35 - 31:28 Fiddling with the cassette tape. ❤️❤️❤️

[@sadkeo_]

It’s a cassette tape but thanks for the time stamps, they helpful my dude

[@SmokeyRedd]

The Stupid Unoriginal Username , just changed it, and no problem

[@LijE945]

best sound quality of any asmr channels out there good job

[@adam3168]

I've never read any of the descriptions before, are they all like this?

[@shainafullerton2433]

Yeah.

[@HoratioAccel]

Adam Gutierrez Some are, some aren't.

[@sadkeo_]

Same

[@thunderibiscuitz7893]

The new ones aren't sadly, they're all just like normal descriptions...😭

[@Zooptopus27]

The clarity of sound in this one is insane!

[@strawberryjamin_]

This is the nicest thing to come home to after an exhausting day at school.. Honestly your videos are just incredible. Top quality content my dude (Also scrubbing pads and sponges are probably some of my favourite triggers and I hope to see them in another video soon)

[@gisxllx]

Perfect timing, thank youuuu

[@이카에]

이번거 소리 너무 좋아요!!! so gooooooooood

[@karenrr110]

A real treat! My new favorite ASMR channel. I do happen to like very slow, deep sounds, and panning very slowly. With some short periods of silence so the sensory input isn’t continuous. Some sounds were a little intense for me, but others hit the spot. In any case, superb quality on all levels, looking forward to seeing more.

[@magsshandy4625]

Your always so creative in finding new ways if making me tingle. I keep trying to find other ASMR artists but I find myself coming back to your channel. I'm not sure how you do it I thought my tingles where over but you keep them going and I thank you for doing so

[@reaganhard9182]

you, my friend, are a genius. Keep doing amazing!!!

[@NorgeKongeriket]

Forgot how much I used to love that cassette tape box sound when I was a kid. Thanks for the nostalgia.

[@warriorLIMS]

The first part was the one of my favorite videos of this channel. This part is brilliant too!

[@moonmothh]

The keypad is so nice I just want that sound on repeat in my head for the rest of my life so I could just tune into it every time I felt stressed.

[@MellyXNY]

this is actually THE best ASMR channel hands down

[@gwengwen3769]

Your videos always sound amazing, there is no background sound or static and it always sounds so crisp and I get tingles every time 👏👏👏

[@Esther-le8jf]

Thank you so much for taking time out of your life to creat this video. 🤗

[@vanillelelele]

i love the little stories you make for each video, it has me weak

[@valaya.3]

I can't BELIEVE I wasn't subscribed to you before now! Your sound quality is just amazing 💕

[@SweetiePie0009]

that leather bag makes such good sounds 😍

[@spider-queen]

Wow, that little black purse gave me the most consecutive tingles I've had in ages! Thank you 👛

[@JuicyFruitTM]

The description should be published as a novel this is gold

[@jrjunglist]

You know just how crazy it is that anything you can think of can be used as ASMR, it makes me rethink my life

[@Bloomkyaaa]

Please make a slime video... I know it's generic as hell but, boy do I love hearing the crunchy sounds from a homemade slime with sequins or sand, etc.

[@aziraphaleluvr]

THAT WAS THE BEST DESCRIPTION I'VE EVER READ IN MY LIFE.

[@TennyConductor]

When you used your fingernails on the scrubby sponges, my brain actually melted. So nice :)

[@Alis.archive]

Really enjoyed the paint stirring, incredibly relaxing!

[@LunarDragon13]

Either a ghost decided to watch this with me or it gave me some mad chills, hats off to you sir.

[@MD-jp8bz]

Perfect timing! :D ready to fall asleep

[@hakka2363]

I love how delicate you are, your videos are my favorites 💗

[@97calico]

I always come back to this video Headset while watching is best for your videos love your style noone else does asmr quite like you and you master it

[@peytonwaldera4897]

The only ASMRtist that gives me tingles

[@lotus2284]

16:38 holy sht the tingles.

[@kirb0799]

*T H E P R O P H E C Y I S T R U E .*

[@valetercero.9891]

Yey llegue super temprano! Tus vídeos me relajan un buen gracias por hacer vídeos

[@tonyfandango8182]

Perfect time to upload, just before I go to sleep 💤

[@Nillowo]

The description is one of your best ones yet

[@doulikemyjordans6845]

The best description I’ve read on a yt channel yet

[@punkgirl390]

The description was one of my favorite parts.

[@schalasmagic]

I love your very creative descriptions for your videos. Bravo. I enjoy your videos too. Keep up the great work.

[@timothymcswaggins7859]

Secret triggers 1 is the first video that gave me extreme tingles I never tingled the same since that day. Edit: is also had tingle immunity from all over videos for like a month from watching it

[@nancybaker9259]

The king of asmr

[@-K_J-]

I would love to know the thought processes behind the titles and descriptions of some of these videos Excellent work as usual though

[@a.p1383]

I don't even get ASMR yet I still watch this channel because of the extremely high quality of the microphones.

[@thetrinhngoctruong]

quality so good you can get tingles without headphones 👌

[@Fool-of-a-Tool]

This video is absolutely wonderful. All these triggers are fantastic! You have such a good ear for unique triggers and tasty sounds. If you ever have the time, I'd like to just pass along that I heard a really amazing trigger recently: corn starch in a wooden mortar and pestle. I'd be so excited if you ever decided to try this one in one of your videos! :)

[@magsshandy4625]

I could listen to these sponges the whole video and that magic box my gawd yesss

[@nansun6061]

Gosh I really enjoyed this and the former one. Can’t thank you enough!!

[@zulma777guerra9]

I am in love with all this tingle sounds 😍😍😍

[@gabbygabs5107]

You give me the most tingles out of anyone out there!!!

[@celestec74]

“As the refrigerator turns.” 10/10, will tune in again. 😃

[@DaggerSkullery]

Really loved the casette and case. Good video.

[@surtrxoxo]

would love to have an extended version of this. , especially that ice cream one.

[@magsshandy4625]

Omg this key pad was my fav it was as if my brain fell out of ears the tingles are great

[@sassysas3685]

How creative and visually appealing. And Ohhh yes lots of tingles!!!! Thank You :)

[@ellaexterkamp8141]

What are the first two things? I’m so confused

[@wodnyrak]

Foam ice cream dessert, I think? It may have been once a part of a toy set, an item for a window display of a sweets shop, or a photo prop.

[@hermiesrokmysox]

Squishies ! :) maybe ice cream or cupcakes

[@emy2470]

Ella Exterkamp a squishy in a cup maybe

[@someonerecordthis785]

Omg I almost forgot how good this guy is

[@Yasmim-op5by]

12:00 i think the sponk makes good sounds

[@itsamberwest]

No only adi has sponk. This is this brother spoong

[@taro1408]

robbwrs S P O N K

[@LJay205]

*SPONK*

[@tapio_metsola]

Oh god, his hands are so aesthetic🖤

[@shay5555]

Those squishies looked real! i couldn't tell that they were squishies at first. great sounds

[@DanielDyczek]

The brush was awesome!

[@hej1902]

Thought my headphones broke, then I realized I had 0.5 playback speed....

[@lagado1lag]

Amazing video! So many tingles!!! I watched this after lunch and almost fell asleep :)

[@honeyasmr9183]

Your descriptions are always so strange but I can't get over them.

[@menacetosociety3904]

Beautiful description as always

[@Lizik]

You are amazing at asmr I love your videos! Keep making them 😀

[@PurityXD]

wait wtf there is a storyline in the description edit: how do i fuck up grammar here

[@Mo-yn9ij]

Purepower 8 he used to do this a lot, just look at his older videos, the stories are quite enjoyable

[@PurityXD]

I know there are storylines, I think I meant "wtf there is a storyline in the description"

[@Mo-yn9ij]

Purepower 8 oh, sorry, I misunderstood it

[@PurityXD]

nonono, I edited it. I don't know how I possibly mess up the words on a 9 word sentance...

[@kayasmr7252]

you must be new

[@TheMetalligamer]

ASMR is not only a way to relax because the ASMR you brought us is a kind of art the ASMRWAVE no ? it’s okay I’ll gonna sleep 😅

[@kalagapalagam]

you are an asmr god. thank you and good night

[@chitji]

Can't believe that the first one came out more than a year ago...

[@leas6591]

I truly fully honest, swear to you, I got tingles all over my body in the FIRST SECOND of the video. The.Very.First.Second.

[@Tareq_AM]

BEST ASMR EVER

[@robotdowney]

This deserve at least 10x more views

[@thepenguin2118]

My favorite asmr storyteller

[@trustworthy_hypocrite1838]

That description is giving me life👌

[@Tom-ym7tq]

That description is gonna give me weird dreams I swear. Lmao love it. Keep it up. You doin' good.

[@anthonytran9577]

I was sleeping but then woke up into the notification and saw it was asmr surge so i thought he I'm up and need to go to bed!

[@thaliablue4390]

the best asmr youtuber in history!!!!!

[@lucioguy4082]

Seeing the cassete gave me a real feeling of nostalgia .

[@maraafonso6659]

Such perfect timing! I was about to go to bed 😴😍

[@greenase]

21:08 best moment

[@pungiaan8885]

This part from 09:58 to 10:50 gave me sooo many intense tingles! This entire video is just amazing.

[@okaminess]

Thanks for shaking the cassette tape. Miss that sound.

[@CakedInMischief]

4:46 and still no sleep. thanks for uploading tonight surge ❤