ASMR: Unintelligible Slit Lamp Examination (roleplay)

[@pinkhoneyxx]

“Vjdjcndjdj excellent” why did i laugh so hard at the thumbnail lmao 💀💀💀💀

[@qhostprincess]

RIGHT 😭

[@rida7862]

Haha same 😂

[@SRPASMR]

Cjdjcndoslfnxls 🤤

[@justsomeguy7044]

Vrhkjfsses quack quack. 🦆🦆

[@tylerkennedy1712]

@@SRPASMR wise words

[@natural_20s]

As someone who has worn glasses since third grade, I’ve always wanted to just spend a day in an optometrists office, just doing different things and tests but from the dispenser’s side. Like I’ve always wanted to look through an opthomalscope, or a slit lamp, or like try and push an image as far as possible with it still being clear or bring it forward. Messing around with a phoropter and things like that. Like this past summer my aunt who just became a nurse let me listen to my own heart/lungs through a stethoscope and it was really interesting ngl. I have a hard time finding my pulse so it was really cool

[@13_cmi]

I know how it feels wearing glasses since 3d grade. My vision just randomly got so much worse now so guess seeing 2 feet in front of me without glasses isn't gonna happen. I hope yours isn't that bad cause it sucks.

[@hoodini.k8070]

@@13_cmi it does suck I’m kind of in the same boat as you lol can not see my hand in front of my face without it being blurry

[@dotCitrus]

thank you for using unintelligible and not saying inaudible, it satisfies a big pet peeve of mine lol

[@FezCaliph]

@@mauiwkeyz7804 lmao exactly. Ridiculous

[@perkuu6937]

@@mauiwkeyz7804 I don’t think it’s just “alt people”, it’s actually a misuse of the word lol. Inaudible means you cannot hear it, when unintelligible means you cannot understand it. I am not annoyed by it personally, but it would annoy some people, just as them mentioning it in the comments annoys you.

[@hand587]

I noticed that too 😂 A pet peeve of mine too!

[@dotCitrus]

@@mauiwkeyz7804 don't skip English class, kids

[@F4nta5y]

@@mauiwkeyz7804 ever considered being right?

[@reubenglish]

It's the sound of the thingy when you move it from side to side in front of the other thingy that does it for me... that's one very tingly-sounding thingy

[@SomeInterestingName]

I do love a tingly thingy

[@gjigaqaquj]

I know exactly the thingy

[@SRPASMR]

Very descriptive for an English teacher, I must say 😂

[@reubenglish]

@@SRPASMR ...you may have caught me out there 😂 you know too much 👀🤫

[@SRPASMR]

@@reubenglish I do my homework, sir 😉😁

[@AvengeAce]

Whoever gave him that one dislike Just know you’re on your own with that opinion

[@LotusHex103]

Tis only four people, they can stay there

[@barbde65]

They’re ridiculous

[@dylanjones2226]

13 people won't make it to Christmas this year

[@paparuca6785]

16 to be exact

[@SRPASMR]

Can’t please everyone 😂

[@saintblues]

Commenting before I fall asleep just because. I was literally drooling- 😭😭💀💀 EVERY single video of his makes me sleepy, this man has magical powers

[@SRPASMR]

That’s very kind

[@-Dana_]

Inaudible whispers are my favourite type of trigger, I have been rewatching all my favourite inaudible videos but I, weirdly, became immune to them. So thank you for posting this! It helped a lot with my frontal headache and my insomnia

[@SRPASMR]

Happy to help

[@ZYD3K0]

Another fantastic one! Could I make a suggestion for an indirect ophthalmoscopic exam for a potential video idea? I'm not sure if that's the proper term, and I apologize if it isn't - it's the examination that has the patient reclined all the way back in the dark while the doctor examines the eyes with a headlamp and lens, lightly touching around the eye with a metal rod (I have it done twice a year and I've never thought to ask my doctor what it's called).

[@jintie]

This sounds absolutely amazing

[@SRPASMR]

I’m planning on getting the head mounted ophthalmoscope soon. I think your doctor is performing ‘scleral indentation’

[@potatochips1010]

From 73k to 80k that's what I'm talking about let's get this artist to 100k he deserves it

[@SRPASMR]

Can’t wait. Thanks 😊

[@colbyedinborough1917]

Never really been the audience for unintelligible whispers. But this? This is 🥇

[@SRPASMR]

That’s good to hear. Thanks. I know it’s not for everyone.

[@ASMR_Orangely]

*SRP ASMR NEVER FAILS GIVING US THE RELAXATION THAT WE NEED. SUCH A BIG INSPIRATION FOR SMALL ASMRTISTS LIKE ME.* ☺️

[@SRPASMR]

Hoping to inspire a whole generation 😂👍🏽

[@APerson_]

For me its the fact you add so much detail to your videos like the hand sanitising.

[@SRPASMR]

😊👍🏽

[@Leafy_Tree88]

I’ve had a tingle block for a few months now... this video has cleared that blockage and I feel like I can finally sleep. Thank you💤💤

[@SRPASMR]

Happy to help

[@maxienatie5479]

This must be the updated version of the previous video😂 glad to hear it again! Thank you for the timing of your videos too! Never fails to be at the hour of my sleep😂

[@SRPASMR]

It was indeed. Thank you.

[@VonderfulVal]

This mans got a sense of humor that thumbnail had me CACKLING💀

[@SRPASMR]

I try 😊

[@thomasroszel4659]

I was literally just watching an older slit lamp video of yours and thought "I wish I were the one being examined, that would be relaxing af" then this notification comes up and I AM ONBOARD

[@SRPASMR]

🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🤓

[@virchelli]

This guy gives off amazing hugs vibes and I'm here for it

[@SRPASMR]

I hope so. Thank you 😊

[@WayneLeMaster]

I enjoy these unintelligible videos and I enjoy the equipment videos so I already know I'll enjoy this.

[@SRPASMR]

Hope so

[@WayneLeMaster]

@@SRPASMR haha I did, like there was ever any question my guy. You're the bomb!

[@SRPASMR]

@@WayneLeMaster thanks bud

[@VNCoops333]

Absolutely delightful! Wondering how many patients could make it through this exam without falling into a deeply relaxed state.

[@SRPASMR]

😂😂 thank you

[@jintie]

The thumbnail just made me absolutely lose it in the best possible way

[@SRPASMR]

😊😂

[@Huanchee]

I had a few drinks before watching this one and I’m not sure now if it’s the alcohol or your voice that has me so relaxed and sleepy this time ... ...Probably both.

[@SRPASMR]

😂👍🏽

[@asmresonance6072]

This is my favorite type of content. Thank you so much for the unintelligible examinations c:

[@SRPASMR]

You’re welcome

[@theserialshitter4589]

This channel deserves more than 80k subs

[@JayJustVibin]

When he said "blebthet blfjfksnaffdd" I felt that and I knew I was doing something right

[@SRPASMR]

😂😂👍🏽

[@menopausalbarbie7467]

Thanks Doc, you never fail to hit the mark! 💜💜💜

[@SRPASMR]

Very sweet of you

[@skychildenlightened5413]

You are still the best ASMR channel on KZbin and your voice is very calm and relaxing!! :)

[@SRPASMR]

That’s very kind of you.

[@MikeHornbeck1996]

Closer and closer to 100k each day! Amazing videos. Wondering if you could make another one of those videos of you working on beat up frames at your little workbench. I love that video. Keep up the great work !

[@SRPASMR]

Cheers. I’ll have a look.

[@leokeatonn]

Aight y'all, he's peaked, there is no way it can get better than this

[@SRPASMR]

It can and it will 😂 hopefully

[@Yassifiedjoker-asmr]

I love the gibberish on the thumbnail 😂 helps us know what we’re getting into

[@SRPASMR]

😂👍🏽

[@ngtstr]

Is just too good to have this fine man to be our eye tester

[@SRPASMR]

🤓😊

[@ahmedsuwaidi6235]

I love your voice and your asmr work SOOO MUCHHHHH!!!!!

[@SRPASMR]

I’m glad. Thank you

[@DarkShadow-sn8ib]

Bro you got me tingling here man that’s awesome, keep up the great work , ( I love the way you like whisper the words but you can’t really understand it but at the same time i get the tingles man)

[@SRPASMR]

Cool

[@Frog_c0rpse]

I keep fighting sleep so that i can watch the entire video at least once but it's so relaxing 😴

[@SRPASMR]

I’ll take that 😊🕺

[@paulhumphrey5375]

My favourite type of asmr is slitlamp

[@SRPASMR]

It’s amazing

[@LordOmniTha1st]

Nice just what I needed

[@SRPASMR]

🙌🏽

[@IsaacWhispers]

This unintelligible ones are MY FAVORITE

[@SRPASMR]

😊👍🏽

[@rida7862]

Ong this was too good 😌! Slept within the first 5 minutes,

[@SRPASMR]

😀👍🏽

[@meekobb]

Tingles right out the gate OMG.

[@SRPASMR]

Lovely ☺️

[@matthewtaveras9880]

You should do a fallout role play I always get reminded of a vault-tec jumpsuit when you wear that jumper and I feel like you’d enjoy it too

[@SRPASMR]

🤔

[@monkeyboyROFL]

Perfect usage of text in the thumbnail 😁

[@112maurikeo3]

My favorite trigger video 👍

[@SRPASMR]

🙌🏽🕺

[@fezzes428]

congrats on 80k srp!

[@SRPASMR]

Thanks bud

[@dreamcast9389]

Congrats 🎉 on 80k

[@danlofts2494]

Unintelligible==the best 🔥

[@SRPASMR]

😊

[@foxesareawesome1472]

You can't go wrong with SRP 😴

[@iamhegeroy]

Perfect asmr!

[@SRPASMR]

Thanks so much

[@hollysterland]

West Midlands? Wow! Hello from the East Midlands! 😊👋

[@SRPASMR]

Hello Holly. Can’t say I’ve been east mids much, except Nottingham, Leicester and Derby on the odd occasion. Loved it every time though 😀

[@hollysterland]

@@SRPASMR I'm from Derby! I hope us Rams treated you well 😊

[@SRPASMR]

@@hollysterland I believe so. Must have been 15 years ago I visit the town centre.

[@Dark1ncision]

Sounded like you said Cojovtpiz look down 😂 I've gotten 2 days solid sleep watching this Thank you mate

[@SRPASMR]

Sorted. Happy to help. Fkdndodnsldn 😁

[@jakebaker4066]

As lovely as your accent is mr SRP, your unintelligible’s are the top.

[@SRPASMR]

Thanks 😊

[@callumrb92]

Fair chance I'll be watching this tonight 🤯

[@SRPASMR]

Thanks

[@AlexHernandez-hp4sw]

Great video

[@SRPASMR]

Thanks 😊

[@dwideschrude5681]

Perfect timing😌 love ur vids💕

[@SRPASMR]

Thanks 😊

[@SLEEPDOCASMR]

Very Nice ASMR💖😊💖 Thank You💖🤗💖😴💖😊💖

[@SRPASMR]

👍🏽

[@TheMrPowers]

I love eye jokes.....the cornea the better. I'll see myself out

[@meatfish4001]

That’s aqueous humour

[@bart43man]

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[@13_cmi]

Hilarious

[@luhmfrob]

Hey SRP posted, lemme watch a bit of the vid- 😴💤

[@SRPASMR]

😂

[@samse7en11]

Thanks for the tingles

[@SRPASMR]

A pleasure

[@Iisbaker14]

Great! Have a good weekend

[@SRPASMR]

Weather was amazing here, today

[@deathwish_2209]

Perfection

[@SRPASMR]

🕺

[@kerbal8216]

i love it!

[@SRPASMR]

Excellent

[@mrsaasmr3465]

Genius !

[@SRPASMR]

Thanks 😊

[@IronDragon1337]

Got a horror movie ad before this, grand

[@SRPASMR]

How bizarre

[@nadaespecifico_]

Amazing, I loved! 💕🇧🇷💕🇧🇷💕🇧🇷💕

[@SRPASMR]

☺️☺️☺️

[@WISHER0]

When he said "Vjdjcndjdj" I felt that

[@SRPASMR]

😂

[@olivermena1542]

I have a question, do you really work on that or is it just for the video?

[@TheJShep1229]

He really does work on that

[@barbde65]

I have my eye exam and fitting for both contacts and glasses Tuesday...it better be as good as yours or I’m going to complain to my insurance company! 🤪😁😜🙃

[@SRPASMR]

😂🤓

[@bobiseenflop7616]

jolly good video

[@SRPASMR]

Thanks

[@marianajerezemma1762]

Wow Steven 80k subbs 👏 that’s amazing 🥂 congratulations! Also im few mins into the video and im falling asleep! Im pretty sure i will have to watch again tomorrow night to finish it lol

[@SRPASMR]

Thanks my friend

[@marianajerezemma1762]

@@SRPASMR 🤗

[@dragavion1875]

I had one of these used on me a couple of days ago. it was verry weard.

[@Dark1ncision]

Weird***

[@AndyJ-il6lq]

Am I right in thinking that this man is not actually an optician? And if that is so, how does he have all this amazing equipment? How does he know so much about optometry? (is that the right word 🤔)

[@EllaStone]

he is actually an eye doctor

[@AndyJ-il6lq]

@@EllaStone oh, well that does make sense 😅

[@c.heapasmr4608]

Lovely work. We’ll do a slit lamp examination together.

[@SRPASMR]

🤓🤓

[@dangerlive1979]

Очень качественный asmr.Мне кажется,или ты знаешь русский?

[@TomMSTie1138]

Does the S in SRP stand for Sandman?😴😴

[@SRPASMR]

😂 maybe it should do

[@caminiwini]

Sus videos siempre ayudan a relajarme pero lo gracioso es que casi no entiendo que dice, problemas técnicos con lenjuages xd

[@StacyOnWheels]

I’m that tired I understood every word 😂

[@SRPASMR]

😂

[@VicctorS9]

20K more! 😳

[@SRPASMR]

😬

[@happy_camper2985]

Me: I don't understand what you're saying Doc but I know what you mean with the hand gestures 🤔😃 Eye Doctor: I'm trying to make an ASMR Video Also Me: Ookay! Sounds good 😀 This is so relaxing me right now

[@SRPASMR]

🙌🏽

[@stuyvedesu5188]

Remember to keep your hands clean 😆

[@SRPASMR]

Trying

[@Nick_Raven_90]

I just hope those 26 people who disliked meant to push the like button, but got lost in the way as they were falling asleep 😂

[@SRPASMR]

😂

[@FistralG]

2:47 that made me jump!

[@uni1316]

She: appointment with my optiometrist Me: 🤔

[@K57A]

I prefer the whisper inaudible voice

[@SRPASMR]

👍🏽

[@MaxiSniper]

Hmm i think i saw this somewhere? Is this reuploaded? 🤔

[@SRPASMR]

Yes but re-edited

[@evthebee]

The thumbnail seems like me typing on a daily basis..

[@SRPASMR]

😂

[@pegasuslifestylemanagement8968]

Hi I’m back again if you notice me say hi

[@SRPASMR]

Hi

[@adrianwelde3829]

You got 80k now i see but it should have said 80m

[@jeffrechavez8596]

Te amo boludo

[@SRPASMR]

👍🏽

[@hoot-hoot-birb9438]

I really want someone to attempt to caption this video.

[@SRPASMR]

😂👏🏽 chapter 1: didndjdknka chapter 2: xyownsud etc

[@gokultheinkyprotogen764]

What British sound like to English:

[@brandonridgeway3197]

Déjà vu?

[@SRPASMR]

😂😂👍🏽

[@connerwhalen8052]

When your in a foreign country

[@BillyBob-vk8cq]

Vault dweller?

[@userwhite8094]

Hi.this is attractive video but have voise problem. 👍

[@Ortodox415]

Great video loss of static noise. Would be better if you could eliminate some

[@davidlove6045]

I disagree. It adds to the raw nature of ASMR. There are plenty of channels with overly edited videos. This channel isn't one of them and it's brilliant.

[@SRPASMR]

I wasn’t overly impressed with the sound quality, I must say. I tried to prevent it but the opposite thing happened 🥵 But thanks David, that’s very kind. My lack of editing of sound is kind of playing to my advantage. Thanks guys.

[@WayneW28]

See he says “role play” but I don’t by it. Is he studying to become an ophthalmologist or something

[@noordstede6408]

This is terrible, sorry. I adore your channel, but this inaudible quacking and smacking in this video is just not your style. Those saliva sounds are stomach turning.