ASMR Voice: He did WHAT?! [Cheering you up after a bad dream] [Cute/Funny] [M4A]

[@Dyla__]

"I would kill for your cooking!" Me who can barely make pasta: 😀

[@ViseWrites]

**Me who has burnt so many microwavable frozen meals**

[@desertrose3511]

@@ViseWrites always cook less than the instructed time.

[@Jaydoggy531]

All I can imagine is Real Cardlin battling Evil Dream Cardlin with swords, and both look at you and say "Are you not entertained!?" and I just peer my eyes and say, "proceed." >3>

[@HanaMangaka]

God I need that to be an audio

[@rubyrose4545]

This needs to happen!

[@NWednesdayQuansah]

I am now making it my mission in life to call someone a "limp piece of celery". I've never heard an insult so good! 😂😂

[@amymiller_15]

‘What a limp piece of celery’ 😭😭😭

[@LittleVamp]

"Soggy poptart" is now my new fave insult XD

[@WhyIsEveryUserTaken1]

“SOGGY POPTART” IM CRYING😭😭

[@rubyrose4545]

I'm laughing so much... I was having a really stressful day, getting so much stress, and this...is...perfection. Thank you so so so much Cardlin. ❤💖

[@michsimmis1771]

(3:06) Again?! so it has happened before 😂 love this audio ^^

[@elliedible5331]

you know you have adhd when you have to keep rewinding the audio bc you have nobody like you from turning red playing on repeat in your brain and you keep getting distracted lol. loved this tho

[@KKYSHE-pn3vm]

This made me feel so comfortable like I could feel the emotions of both parties and it felt so nice and cuddly after. I'll be definitely returning to this Audio.

[@CaitCher]

When he said, "Selfish Squid," I fell to the floor XD

[@brenfletcher6431]

I loved this too much! If dream Cardlin hadn't done that I would have had the worst day Imaginable. This was top tier comedy😂

[@carisaquintel1057]

Dude this guy is obviously already ready for marriage if he is all ready making up for what he did In a dream. Normally that would be something that they learn afterwards. Plus you just got to love how he did it it was so funny I teared up a little.

[@lexiephillips4007]

Bro these insults 😂🤌 perfect

[@jennaevangelista9709]

Im laughing so much! This is so cute and silly

[@cozykitten9690]

Well, my vocabulary just got extended, thank you! Now I know what to say the next time I need to nice-language-insult someone 😁❤

[@BisforBreezy]

This is so great. Cant tell you how many times this has happened to me. Brains are so weird. If it ever happens again im definitely gonna employ this kind of strategy. Brilliant!

[@laurenpatrick4609]

It's so cute, I love it

[@your-biggest-fan420]

the art

[@Amelia-me7qd]

Omg I literally just thought “I’m gonna listen to some of Cardlins audios “ and you posted. Honestly cardi bear your my hero and legend 😊 Edit:Thankyou so much for the likes everyone 🥰❤️

[@876gja]

Omg literally the same thing happened to me. I was thinking "Should I shit myself" and then I saw Cardlins post ☺☺☺☺

[@roniii735]

Saaaaame

[@snm12333]

I love Greatest Showman! Such a good movie 🥰

[@HappyFeetAudios]

Those insults were absolute perfection 😂

[@seraphimflame9879]

Lol! I've never understood blaming someone for what they've done in a dream but this response is gold standard sweet 😆❤

[@lovelylavender67]

OMG I LOVE THE GREATEST SHOWMEN AAAAAA

[@helianthus351]

I’m dead, it’s even funnier considering the last time I tried to make lasagna it was so freakin crunchy 💀💀 that pasta was unbelievably undercooked and dry so I too would murder someone if given that food

[@themoonluna8617]

Really needed something to cheer me up and this helped with my condition, thanks Cardlin.

[@iranipaul8883]

Omg this is so much relatable (minus the fact that there isn't anyone hear about my dreams)....dreams bug me a lot and recently its setting me off with all my school memories

[@woodland_fay_creature]

I was trying not to laugh but the "soggy poptart" really got me XD

[@KittyPatria54]

Time stamp: 6:55

[@amymillagan6974]

✨perfection✨

[@roobz1075]

This is absolutely adorable oh my goshhh!!!!

[@mlfandom1851]

Soggy pop tart, limp piece of celery....I gotta write these down for later

[@sodaaddictedwizard505]

Yeahhh back again-

[@Kai20074]

This was adorable omg

[@angelicakishatu]

This was perfection

[@gailburnette]

Soggy pop-tart lmao!

[@thelochnesshack3932]

1/10! I was trying to listen this while I fell asleep! AND I COULDNT! BECAUSE I WAS SMILING SO HARD MY CHEEKS STARTED TO HURT! Oh and do not get me started on the GIGGLING 😡 I’m all seriousness though, this was tooth rottingly adorable, the exact sort of thing I want from a future partner, so thank you for making something so sweet for us single pringles to enjoy

[@baileymay391]

I couldn't keep myself together I'm literally wheezing💀😂 I love your audios so much but come on Cardlin 😭

[@allystarreads9877]

I've dreamt of cardlin before and he did nothing but perfectly wonderful things😉

[@aria7036]

Impresionante he llegado pronto :D

[@xxcringeycookiezxx3441]

Right?

[@emmy_dreams83]

Sì

[@milliegoodwin2006]

yessss i need this yessss i love this

[@myherochatnoir]

genshin can wait🙈🙈

[@laurenwilliams3906]

LOL I WAS LITERALLY PLAYING GENSHIN WHEN I SAW THIS AND WENT “….goddamnit-“ AND HERE I AM-

[@myherochatnoir]

@@laurenwilliams3906 HELPJDHDJDJD I WAS DOING THE EVENT AND NEVER QUIT THE GAME SO QUICKLY

[@michellec.blevins1250]

I lost it at " that soggy pop tart

[@Squints6091]

THE FACKING AUDACITY, my sister even knows not to throw my food I make.

[@MainaOL]

Damn, I'd love some lasagna and tiramisu.

[@user-tb3yv1dw9v]

Love your videos keep up the great work 🙂☺️...

[@ely_rocks]

Oooh I Made Lasagna and Tiramisù for dinner? Italians would be proud 😉❤️

[@jokoso9579]

Not me in gym listening to this 👀👀

[@RandomRiniGrace]

Can you do one for (post) mouth surgery cos I had surgery yesterday to remove some of my teeth and my mouth feels really sore and I also have to be on a soft food diet

[@Night-Anon]

💗💗💗💗

[@bitsyu8296]

heyy im first i think lol hii cardlinn

[@BillieRae_0732]

Hello

[@leaisaweeb9474]

Hello♡

[@CheekyFoxDesigns]

Inconsiderate bottom feeder! 😂🤣

[@avessstella]

early! for once

[@nadine6242]

me, anciently single listening to this: it must be nice.🥲

[@P1nkydeath]

Im gay😟

[@melanielynch2331]

I'm proud

[@kristiannesolomon4667]

Hi