ASMR Whisper Ramble | (Theoretical) Neighborhood Update & Charity Auctions 3-24-2020

This video is a bit of whispered rambling. We'll start out by talking about some (alleged, hypothetical) stuff in my neighborhood, and then I'll tell you about my charitable auction misadventure. Enjoy while I go out to mow, if the rain holds off. :)
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[@lizdon3591]

Self-quarantining has me really invested in your (hypothetical) neighbors

[@JosDLM]

Ikr 😂

[@thehypocrisy]

I can literally listen to Mary talk about anything!

[@caitlinpowell8855]

I'm My Peace yassss I love her story time type videos

[@kiloloki]

‘Dudes in trucks’ band name called it 😂

[@orntelove]

Such a fitting shirt

[@andikitten]

They’re with “the pipeline” okay suuuuure 😅 sounds more like a secret government project

[@tempest9137]

My thoughts exactly. Lol

[@JustineCastruita]

Watch the dudes and trucks guys be a large group of dads gossiping 😂

[@nighthawkhuff8856]

😂😂

[@TruthTeller-rh2bw]

🤣🤣🤣 They're:🕴👬🕴👽🚶🕴🚶👽 🤔just a theory lol

[@inkyjenny]

Anyone else getting serious "Welcome to Nightvale" vibes from this theoretical hypothetical neighbourhood news? I love it and now I will have to watch every time in case I miss anything!

[@whisperincolour6575]

All hail the glow cloud!

[@statementofjoespooky1660]

we just need a scientist to show up and start trying to figure out just what is going on around here!

[@julywalters7513]

These hypothetical neighbors with their alleged goings on has me in stitches...so much better than a movie lol

[@laurajohnson9923]

Mary! This sounds like the beginning of an x-files episode....call Mulder & Scully

[@ynz3713]

If you get a chance can you take a picture of where the hole is

[@Kyra_31]

Even if the city codes dont "theoretically" say anything about roosters. Could there be a sound curfew that could apply to an alleged rooster? 😬

[@IAMALISONROSE]

these neighborhood ramble videos make good drinking games, every time hypothetically is said/theoretically 😂🥂🍷🥃🍸🍹🍻

[@xVixenx]

Alison Genovay amazing idea until you get alcohol poisoning in the first 10 mins 💀

[@emyox6291]

The best part of quarantine is BY FAR two of these neighborhood videos in one week!!

[@FeelslikeHalloween]

I love your shirt! 🤣

[@julians8699]

Garden Glow The shirt doesn’t lie! 🤭🙈

[@FeelslikeHalloween]

@@julians8699 No it doesn't! 🤣

[@stephanieadams4281]

I have coyotes in my yard daily, I can load them up and send them to ya to take care of the rooster... I also have wild turkey back there that runs off even the coyotes so I’ll throw in a few of those too!

[@SouthernASMRSounds]

We already have a serious problem with coyotes here. I'm hoping the problem will, uh, take care of itself. :)

[@PrincessSamantha029]

4am?! Oh hell no. If someone had a rooster near me, guess who would be short a rooster before this weekend?

[@kenneythekoala]

mary you are FEEDING me with the roleplays and the hypothetical neighborhood updates. you are singlehandedly getting me through this quarantine period.

[@HighTimesASMR]

I couldn’t imagine your other neighbors loving the rooster either!

[@SouthernASMRSounds]

One thing I've noticed about the people on my street is that everybody will complain among themselves about nuisances, but they never, ever do anything about it. They just sit back and wait for somebody else to take the initiative to address it. It's very frustrating. Hypothetically.

[@gwenoliver8094]

I love this so much because you have the most relaxing voice I have ever heard❤️

[@lorripulley5685]

Even I’m frustrated/stressed from that eBay story! Love hearing your ‘rambles’ & neighborhood news, Mary. Hope you are doing well!

[@NS-ut4ym]

Thanks for the dudes n trucks update!!!

[@JennerationOfGrace]

These chats keep me so calm; I really appreciate it, Mary! Thank you so much!

[@shansky1]

You get a million requests and I’m sorry to ask another but your whispered hypotheticals are amaaaaazing! Thanks for this one...the more the “mary”ier. Thank you for all you do!!!!

[@SweetCaroline3388]

Thank you so much for your videos Mary! I know this is a tough time for everyone in the world and you’re really helping me and a lot of other people get through this. Wishing you and your family happiness and health xo

[@Int3rnational3th0t]

Hi Mary , awhile ago you did a video on heartbreak where you talked about your first love . It has been my favourite and I’ve watched it so many times. I was wondering if you could do more videos like it? With the relationship advice aspect and maybe talk about your divorces or something sentimental like that x

[@SouthernASMRSounds]

I really don't feel comfortable getting super personal about my divorces, sorry.

[@Int3rnational3th0t]

SouthernASMR Sounds ah I see

[@inthetearoom]

Especially in these times you are a BLESSING! Keep on making content..even your less ASMR-y stuff is infinitely entertaining...i feel like you're a friendly neighbor acquaintance I can have over to chat with. Love you

[@imaginefaraway]

dudes in trucks update, the mystery remains unsolved :o maybe it's something that Lynette could investigate (not like literally going there, to where the hole is, but roleplay asmr) cause I'm just binge watching Lynette and I'm where she stole the cow (don't know what happens next though), so I'm thinking, cows, mysterious hole, ufo... :DD

[@deniseowen1536]

Is it so sad that I would love to see the hole? Sounds fascinating. ❤️

[@ascs4944]

Ps use Pam cooking spray instead of the nail dryer spray! Works and smells better (I buy the coconut one).

[@jmorris4972]

I really am going to need all the details of the theoretical neighborhood during this period of quarantine

[@thelivesofothers1079]

OMG... the dudes in trucks is the best... since you first told this story it changed me 😂. Every then and now it pops in my mind from nowhere to make me laugh

[@blackbeauty9825]

This is my favorite type of video neighborhood update 😂 keeps me entertained

[@lilly3920]

Not gonna lie when you started talking about the coyotes possibly killing the rooster I thought you were subtlety threatening it.

[@SouthernASMRSounds]

Well, we DO have a ton of coyotes in our area. Oh, and foxes, too. Maybe nature will take care of things for me.

[@dedsrsngl]

SouthernASMR Sounds lol

[@tortimeese]

1. I love your t-shirt. 2. You look amazing in olive--brings out your skin's warm tones. 3. I LOVE your rambles and updates on the neighborhood, allegedly. :)

[@sierramiller9102]

Thank you thank you for posting. Today a case finally hit my town and I'm scared out of my mind. So many of my friends and family are at risk. And im an essential employee at a grocery store. Please keep us in your thoughts or prayers. I'm terrified

[@apriljain1124]

Your gonna have a few of these with everyone being home! I'm so happy they are fav!!! Love your content mary! Thank you STAY SAFE

[@janedoe1776]

You know what you should have for dinner tonight, Mary? A nice, oven-roasted rooster 😉

[@Scottysaan]

LOL Mary. I love your shirt. Thanks for whispering for me. All I like are your whispering and plastic crinkles.

[@xVixenx]

That theoretical hole story sounds super suspicious....wtf could they be doing

[@sydneygreen7391]

Lucifers Nut i’m liking this for ur profile pic

[@elisetorgerson1784]

Thank you for keeping us all company!! :) The theoretical-probable-hypothetical stories are always hilarious (and oh my god, so true 😭). Hope you’re doing well 💖💖💖

[@BabyBlue-um3li]

Omg yesssss! 😴 My two favorite things your whispering and hypothetical/ theoretical gossip 😜 Thank you so much Mary! Hope everyone staying safe 💕

[@Blondzilla77]

Aliens, they are clearly waiting for the alien to crawl up out of that hole. 👽

[@caitlinpowell8855]

Who else livessss for Mary’s neighborhood update??? I never talk to anyone in my neighborhood for fear of some kind of awkwardness but I cannot believe the insane people in her neighborhood 😂ur so awesome Mary. Can’t wait to see what other of ur characters have videos soon. And I loved your q&a that was amazing!!!!!’

[@vanessa4587]

It's weird, we have a "pipeline" going in down the road from here. It's become a large equipment storage place at the moment. I've seen no pipeline going in. There's a sign that says pipeline construction, but nothing happens except more equipment coming in. Lots of dudes in trucks though🤔

[@caitlynrhodes153]

I think the dudes in trucks are observing a UFO landing pad

[@Lytah84]

😂😂 the government watching its own ufo landing site... allegedly 😂😂

[@Danielle-he6nk]

Please go and look at the hole when you can!

[@Allitothecheeto]

Mary please please please do more of these Videos they are so helpful now that my city is shelter in placed there’s nothing to do and listening to all this gossip while I do stuff around the house makes it less lonely here

[@BuriedTeeth]

"Just follow the money"

[@Lytah84]

😂😂😂😂

[@jenniferscheuren2960]

Yeah ebay / paypal customer service is the worst!

[@DARLINSAYS]

For the life of me I only hear “Duneson Trucks”. Lol

[@ladychell]

Omgshh this was so relaxing I love it🧡❤💛💚💙💜

[@masonberg8501]

perfect top when talking about your ~theoretical~ neighbours

[@Starlillydoll]

Need that shirt lol

[@silveradochevy2474]

I worked there and the reason our trucks are huge is because we have to traverse all types of crazy uneven muddy ditches I have a Ford superduty on 44s.

[@lisade5643]

That rooster may become Dinner.. Theoretically

[@mariagriffin2221]

This should be a tv show.

[@WarthogDemon]

There needs to be a band called Dudes in Trucks.

[@harry4319]

Honestly hypothetically rooster may accidentally hypothetically get eaten by coyotes

[@JosDLM]

Places that have shitty customer service like that don’t really care about their customers. This is coming from a customer service rep who actually gives a shit - it’s almost laughable the kind of people these companies hire that will give you the runaround, transfer you a billion times, and will disconnect on you. And seriously screw that customer service rep that kept on scolding you. I hope you get to do a survey on her. Besides that keep these uploads coming they make my day! ❤️❤️

[@SacrificeTheVeggies]

I’ve had so much anxiety through all of this, to the point of having panic attacks. These videos are my favorite and I feel so calm now ❤️ Thank you for continuing to post through all of this!

[@jonpeltier5768]

The "dudes in trucks" may be a standby rescue crew for underground work being done. Or a support crew for an unmanned underground boring machine. Just a theory.

[@cocofo48]

Feed The Children is a great charity to donate to at this time... Unfortunately at all times. 🇺🇸😊

[@christopherw1272]

Mary I wonder if I saw this same crew of dudes in trucks driving on West Gate City Blvd lol. They were all behind one another and after I saw truck number 4, I saw like 15 more behind it 😂

[@olivianoelle9424]

Your whisper is phenomenal 💛

[@katiecunningham1975]

I wish my neighborhood was this exciting Thanks for sharing Mary!

[@kayla0792]

I love your rambling videos. It snowed yesterday in Maine.

[@jholmes880]

Get someone that has a drone to get some aerial pictures and see what they have been up to and as for the chickens/rooster roast chicken dinner sounds delish🤣😉📷

[@mollyemerson2011]

Lol hhh “ you know a way from here .. not to far” !!!! Lol omg hhhh .. SO southern

[@luthientinuviel91]

That convoluted mess with EBay sounded beyond infuriating. I got mad just listening to the way they essentially punished you for wanting to donate to charity. I'm not entirely convinced that they don't take part of that money for themselves when sellers try to donate through them. I'm glad you're letting people know how unfair they were to you.

[@cathyblock6197]

Oh, so sorry about EBay. What a horrendous experience.

[@beccahunt6127]

Love that nail color!!

[@emolga3683]

Yes! Was getting tired and wanted to sleep and you give us this haha. Thanks Mary

[@stevenspam7219]

I also have an explanation for that, it was INFACT Aliens......😂

[@kristinhowell2248]

I've been going through your older videos so I can watch all your theoretical neighborhood gossip videos, haha!

[@fattwat1]

Love these videos lots of tingles and your looking stunning as always Mary

[@LadyDragonRose]

Please do another Gertrude video. How is she getting on in isolation, still making calls? ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@BlessedEternally1]

Your shirt is absolutely perfect for right now! LOL 😆

[@pindanootje8956]

Did you ever see “the burbs”? It’s an 80s movie with Tom Hanks about crazy neighbors, The Klopeks. You should watch it!

[@FeelslikeHalloween]

One of my absolute favorite movies!! 🤣

[@ValerieK1971]

I need to live where you live. Lol

[@chloelocke2862]

You remind me of the lead singer of Sugarland!

[@ariesgirl4994]

Dudes in trucks seems to be a Stranger Things kind of episode. I think we need a reporter on the scene, Mary.

[@lisaniomi2956]

💖💖💖💖💖💖hope you and your beautiful children are staying safe and love your videos!🥰

[@vane.e749]

I love your shirt!!

[@ricarica50]

Love your shirt!! 😆

[@hannahhester8376]

Lol, your shirt! I love it, I want one.

[@bethanystickley9405]

You should fly a drone over the hole!

[@catindale]

Love, love, love your top!

[@taracollins5700]

My favourite type of videos ! ❤️

[@amandam1054]

Yess, my favorite type of video🥰

[@corinacline3387]

You can donate to a medical supply thing that helps healthcare workers with supplies since everyone is buying them up.

[@SkyleonMK7]

I need that shirt.

[@JustVaughn.]

I'm so happy you posted theoretical neighborhood talk. I was searching your channel for something like this while on my 6 mile walk this morning. I went to sleep to your shelf video from last night. Now would we be able to see photos of this hole? Or at least the palette wall??

[@cathylee5840]

You look very pretty Mary love the gossip you're the best 💙🍡🌼

[@tynchinnamccall5240]

damn, and they are allowed to have a rooster damn!!!!!!! noise cancelling headphones.

[@defaultuser1447]

Even if it's legal to keep a rooster, I would think noise ordinances might come into effect. Like a dog that barks all the time.

[@sanchezkristend]

Love the nail polish 💅

[@Lytah84]

Yup, 100% , eBay wants credit for the donation and so they get a tax deduction. And that's how they are avoiding taxes...

[@GhastlyApparition]

Would someone explain the uses of “hypothetical” “allegedly” and “theoretical”? Feel like I’m out of the loop 😝

[@FRANCESCA01234]

Michael Solomon i think they are the same

[@pointydogs35]

I think a while back someone gave her crap about talking about her neighbors, so now she says that to sort of poke fun about that incident.

[@SouthernASMRSounds]

What I'm saying could all be made up, on the spot, as I'm sitting there making the video. Possibly. Theoretically. I reckon we'll never know for sure.

[@GhastlyApparition]

SouthernASMR Sounds got it, thanks for the reply, love your videos! 😁

[@atsed11]

lol if my neighbors had a rooster I would get rid of it in the middle of the night and leave an uncooked chicken from the grocery store in their yard

[@carols1030]

Slingshot and ice cubes should take care of it. Allegedly...