ASMR Request | Neighborhood Gossip / Update (Whisper)

NOTE #1: I talk about some other stuff for the first 1/3 of this video.
NOTE #2: The gossipy monologue may or may not be true. Hypothetically. Maybe.
I've had a lot of requests for another (hypothetical) neighborhood update, so get comfy and listen to some (maybe fictional) gossip. Can anybody spin a completely made-up yarn off the cuff for 20+ minutes? Eh, who knows. It's possibly impossible, but we don't know for sure.
I also discuss my nail polish, New Year's resolutions, and my job. Hope you enjoy it. :)

[@hughbriss387]

Plot twist: Buffalo Bill is a KZbinr that makes ASMR videos with cat litter sounds

[@missunderstoodmal1700]

"I think I'm the only nosy person...allegedly." Hahaha! 🤣 You are hilarious! Love your videos so much.

[@Osaka13]

The tweety bird swag observation is spot on. I laughed out loud when I heard that.. If you see a lady walking down the street with a tweetybird sweater on, watch out.

[@taylorjenkins4517]

Yay I’m so happy you’re updating us! I get a kick from hearing about these folks

[@Pebbles-en1vu]

Taylor K q

[@darrazo5845]

Taylor K me too!

[@brittanyl1637]

Use a cosmetic sponge to apply the glittery nail polish. It will actually apply the glitter and you can control it by the amount you apply to the sponge 😊

[@Chanel_babee]

Thanks for the tip 😊

[@x3maxine]

yes ! i ombréd my nails using a makeup sponge and a few shades of pink.

[@DARLINSAYS]

Cosmetic wedge sponges are a godsend to nail art/nail painting

[@SouthernASMRSounds]

I've been meaning to try that, and I keep putting it off for some reason.

[@ynz3713]

You should be sipping tea ☕️ when you do these 😄.

[@vm88940]

Yass 👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@mothermoon3936]

Omg! Yes

[@FaNbOyThEgReAt]

In the middle of a challenging crochet project and this video is just what I needed to relax while I conquer it.

[@Ljenn_86]

“Put your phone down, shut your mouth, life is hilarious.” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 it really is though I love people watching 😂😂😂.

[@brendaleon5421]

"if you look bad,,,leave your shirt on" I am so dead 😂😂💀 keep doing your thing Mary you are hilarious 😂😂😂

[@emmer_d]

I look forward to your videos every single day and even love watching old ones. :)

[@missmouse8839]

I get contact high from my pothead neighbors and we just had a quadruple stabbing. Things could always be worse , but i love these videos

[@SouthernASMRSounds]

Good grief! You should do some gossip videos! That's way more exciting than anything going on where I am!

[@wesleywyatt8073]

😂😂😂😂 I am rolling!!!!

[@jeffreydahmer3322]

Miss Mouse me mate dangerous dave must've injected 6 whole marijuanas. He was flying around the room until his mum told him to go get ciggies from the shops. Said he flew there in 5 seconds n back but forgot the ciggies.

[@missmouse8839]

SouthernASMR Sounds I enjoy living 😂

[@oeufme1409]

Don’t think it would be wise of them to make that video 😂. Wouldn’t want the stabbing to turn into quintuple one.

[@BobJones-ty7qn]

I love these videos! You have to have the most varied types of content, it just continues to amaze me. Thank you so much for spending so much of your time helping so many people relax and sleep ❤️❤️❤️

[@lexismommy1228]

I LOVE this. You don't even realize how much you're changing the world - one whisper ramble at a time!

[@shansky1]

Whispered gossip - alleged,confirmed or, RP- is THE Best!!!!! Love it! Thx Mary!

[@codiphillips2100]

Not gonna lie, that's how I talk to my dogs, I even use their full names when they're being really bad 😂😂😂

[@AlexisSchlueter]

I love hearing you talk about anything! These update type videos are my some of my favorite. Plus Aldi Hauls and other show and tells. Who can pick just one favorite?! haha

[@abbsterbean6]

I loved listening to you talk about how you painted your nails- it would be really relaxing to watch you whisper and paint your nails. ♥️

[@kymberleygarcia5834]

I am a total train nut and LOVE the train sounds in your videos. Please don't ever edit the trains out. 💕

[@catherinehobbs9623]

Lived in Tunnel Hill Ga. and if I talked about my neighbor and they heard what I had said....they would never guess it was them...Becky and Bobby

[@HotEyeCandi]

Your “Neighbourhood Gossip” videos are some of my favourite content that you upload! Keep it up! 💗

[@kyls6827]

sister southernasmr has balded us once again serving the real tea (hypothetically)

[@kyls6827]

holla days is cancelled tbh

[@peach_beach028]

💖💖Queen of alleged accusations💖💖

[@ewanoxborrow1024]

Helen G. “Alleged” accusations, which we all secretly know are true 😂 Honestly I’m not even a particularly nosey person but I’m so interested in her neighbours and their everyday shenanigans

[@darleneklonk9128]

I see a very successful weekly sitcom somewhere in this video...better than a lot of TV shows...lol

[@HayleySulfridge]

OH MY GOD you are my new favorite. You have the BEST voice for this, i love your whispers. And the idea of this one makes me think of hearing my granny gossiping with her sister while I’m falling asleep lol

[@bytheseag5228]

Love your neighbourhood gossip ASMR. My favourites. I could write a Netflix series on my neighbours 😊 it's therapeutic to hear your updates!

[@atatteddogmom5348]

Thank you for not bashing the people with extreme jealousy and trust issues. That was respectful and appreciated

[@tessar6820]

Okay why is the tweetie bird thing so accurate 😂😂😂😂😂 omg

[@joyced.5657]

I LOVVVVVVE your neighborhood update videos!! Please don"t LISTEN to those know-it-all's, Mary! Keep doing what you do cuz it's great stuff, girl!! Thanks for what you do!

[@babijaneqv]

Angry Women & Tweety ..... 🤣

[@ettabowers6409]

love your videos mary. just got off work. school at 7:30 tomorrow. i am so thankful for you everyday i have to work late because i usually have so much energy from working with customers. and i just knock out after about 5 mins.

[@Thegreenjelousy]

I didn't know how much I wanted a neighbor update until you decided to post it 😄☕

[@laurel953]

Mary, my mom controls her psoriasis using a lotion called "Dream Cream" from Lush. Nothing worked for her until she tried that, and now she swears by it. Maybe your mom could try that? Hope this helps! Thank you for the lovely videos as always!

[@mylesaltom4392]

I used to work at a Costco and I remember seeing someone buying a crazy amount of cat litter. A co worker told me it was probably someone making meth. Not sure how true that is but your neighbor may hypothetically be Walter White haha

[@laurenday5309]

Myles Altom cat litter makes meth?! Whaaat 😂😂

[@Slimd613]

Well if he is, he could get the other neighbors across the way to sell it...lol.

[@laurenday5309]

Slimd613 they may already be! Who knows 🤷🏼‍♀️

[@kerbell1]

If they need that much litter, I can’t imagine how the house smells.

[@aussiegirl4322]

Perfect timing. Will have to watch again as I'll be asleep in 5 mins. Just finished my sons 9th birthday party and wow boys are noisy. Love from Australia xx

[@megumi4092]

Can you do an inaudible/audible video looking at different designs on jewelry?💕

[@rajaafarhat9620]

These chit-chat videos are my favourite! Some more of these in soft spoken voice would be much of appreciated :) thank you so much for your videos!

[@rasaan2011]

I love catching up on all the "hypothetical... possible, maybe, alleged," neighborhood gossip!!😸❤

[@lchap619]

Hello there from Paris Texas. I'm a new subscriber and I love your voice and your content. I think these little gossip videos are the best. Don't worry about people scolding you for these. Lol. It's all in good fun. ❤️👍😂

[@vm88940]

Hello from Houston, TX

[@lchap619]

@@vm88940 Hello there!🖐️

[@SouthernASMRSounds]

It really is all just for fun. Some people take things too seriously.

[@lchap619]

@@SouthernASMRSounds I totally understand. I love your channel!❤️👍🤠

[@WhispersAndCupcakes]

I absolutely live for these updates!

[@alysoncallahan9650]

I love your tweety bird theory 😂😂

[@SouthernASMRSounds]

It's the truth!

[@nycgirl4183]

Please do more store walk throughs for Valentine’s Day! 😁

[@fattwat1]

Everyone loves a good Gossip as usual your looking stunning as always

[@WaluigiWhispers]

That color combination looks so beautiful on you! Hope you’re having a great day!

[@averymonroe9673]

The tea!!

[@gracefultracingasmr2029]

Mary, I LIVE for these gossip videos 😂♥️

[@amberannkhan9656]

Oooooh make a gypsy video...you could grind up herbs for spells😍😍😍I'd love to see what your colorful brilliant imagination could come up with in your own gypsy chronicles😍😍💖💖😁😁👍👍🌹🌹

[@j-s-m-rasmr5292]

Ooh how about a southern swamp land voodoo mama from the black magik in Louisiana... that would be excellent imo

[@82RCP]

🤣😂🤣😂😁 I just love your stories! I was smiling the whole time.

[@cathylee5840]

Love when you do these videos you look pretty Mary my life is still stressful no car yet I'm a wreck love ya Mary 💝💝😀😀💝💝

[@Chanel_babee]

Hope everything works out for you

[@cathylee5840]

@@Chanel_babee thank you so much I do to my friend 💝💝😢😀💝💝

[@carpentersfanclub]

you and me both girl! hopefully this year blesses us, hoping u have a great one 💚😊

[@cathylee5840]

@Brianna Simon Thsnk you so much send some love also 💝💝💝💝

[@cathylee5840]

@@carpentersfanclub I hope this year gets better its been bad since it started last year was worse I hope your year gets better also my friend bless you to 🙏🙏🙏💝💝💝

[@mari6870]

I love your videos, and all your content is just for fun. People need to learn to enjoy life just a little more and stop being so serious about everything. This is your channel and you say whatever you want to say. ❣️💕✨💖

[@oeufme1409]

Hypothetically this hypothetical video on hypothetical neighbours makes me question the hypotheticalness of this hypothetical video.

[@cheyennelolla2846]

I had to stop and comment about someone telling her she should be ashamed. Be ashamed of what? Talking about the bs that goes on in her neighborhood? I’m sure she’s not the only one in the world who talks about her neighbors lol . But anyways I love these videos I’ve been binge watching the neighbor gossip playlist it’s like a story book before bed ! 😂

[@KrystalMA100]

Your whisper videos are the best! Love the updates!

[@jefftaylor8520]

awesome whisper love your lipstick xxx from a fan in the uk happy new yeat love jeff xxx

[@davedogge2280]

Soon there will be nosy neighbours swooping in with miniature drones with cameras ... in your own home !

[@SouthernASMRSounds]

I have a baseball bat that would be more than happy to greet it. 👍

[@nellathegr8960]

Using your nail to push your cuticles back is WAY safe than metal pushers. :)

[@tkennedyyy3115]

I love your videos! Always so relaxing and i love hearing your stories!💗

[@merrilo5960]

Screw whoever sent you that email. If you can't say anything nice about anybody, come sit by me! I'd love to hear how the new job is going!

[@breejohn]

I am so glad you uploaded!

[@SleepyHeadCASMR]

Thanks for this video, Mary! Got me into a way better mood today. Also, Eastern Orthodox Europeans (like myself) celebrate Christmas on January 7th so maybe that’s why they still had their lights up 😂. But who knows.

[@danielleferrara3935]

I love these videos so much

[@muffinsangria1]

TRUE FACT. If you see a tweety tattoo, just run. Run away. Ditto for Taz.

[@BobJones-ty7qn]

Could we have a Lynette update soon please? New Year, New Lynette? 😂😂😂. Love the videos as always ❤️😍

[@avab23]

Oh my gosh! I remember the people who lived Next door to you before you moved too

[@derekanthony4220]

Damn. Another one bites the dust #snitch

[@lilyana4276]

Your videos are so awesome!!! 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻♥️♥️♥️

[@MichaelSimonelli]

You are allegedly hilarious. Hypothetically.

[@1403AMY]

Can you a nail painting video please? Not necessarily a tutorial. But i find a nail painting video relaxing maybe a bit chatting as well

[@MyEndoJourney]

I love this "series"!

[@oliviacosti6786]

I LOVE these videos ❤️💕💞

[@MsTylerSavage]

Aw I love you so much , you truly are a gem 😊😊

[@holy_shoot_its_grace]

I'm laughing too hard at your snide comments because I can relate so much!! My neighbours are so entirely rude as well!!

[@le_Gay]

I LOVE THESE VIDEOS!!!!!!!!

[@SouthernASMRSounds]

Thank you!

[@tortimeese]

Satan Tree - LMAO!!!

[@carolchurch3727]

Hi new sub here and thos is funny i like the neibor gossip ones .But its these are partly or mostly true .But i have to say allegidly or hypothetically so in case.they come across these they wont sue me lol .Even though u dont use real names .I luv that color and ure nails too.And kendred NC spirits here .NC born and raised also and still here .Im an hr outside of Charlotte though.

[@SouthernASMRSounds]

There's something really funny about the neighborhood updates, but I can't tell you what it is.

[@DARLINSAYS]

Love your videos.

[@sibs01]

love all of ur videos :)

[@ceamean]

Thanks Mary. 😘💖

[@teganrose4543]

You could use the herb masher thing / forgot the name of it anyway the gossip lady could be mixing her herbs in it 😂 and cat litter masks the smell of dead body’s saw it on a crime show once

[@lilyhampshireboswell2545]

God I love these!! I also love Lynette

[@bernadettemcmahon9057]

Lol .. I love this! Supposedly? Allegedly?

[@articfoxqueen7550]

Just in time! Thank you!

[@connorshorty]

Oohh spill that tea ☕️

[@jillfagan6077]

That was funny about Tweety bird. I actually have a Tweety bird, tattoo and some people have said I'm mean, allegedly...

[@wisewillow5731]

I love the trains ❤️. And I am thinking it’s time for Mary to wash her car in a bikini in summer, just to spite grumpy next door neighbor lol! Xx

[@buttercuppp118]

hi just wanted to say your videos are amazing and this one was hilarious 😂 🤣 you are one of those people I could listen to talk forever ps. are you a pharmacist? im in pharmacy school :)

[@asmrsounds9605]

buttercuppp118 I’m pretty sure she’s a paralegal but she has worked in retail pharmacy

[@jazminjaquez9311]

Thank you thank you thank you 😭😭❤️

[@imanisworld4396]

Yassssss spill the tea lol

[@Sportdiva7]

I’ll comment once a week asking if you worked on your story to keep you accountable. 😂

[@zacharyconyers4691]

Were the frequent visitors to your neighbor’s house all men? I had a neighbor that hosted “blow and goes” and I witnessed similar things. 🤣

[@carolinedunaux1155]

your voice is so so heavingly... you could put a kindergarten of children to sleep in a snap

[@siobhanmay278]

Queeeen👑👑

[@graceharris2485]

I want to know who those dislikes are from

[@SouthernASMRSounds]

Probably my neighbors.

[@lisade5643]

❤️👍👍❤️😂😂! Look 👀 at These Views!!

[@mysterywoman1905]

I love you 💕

[@madelinebehnke9812]

Hiii!!!

[@VisionOfFreedom]

As white as a fish belly.... hahaha

[@sydneysmilesalot]

Satan tree!!! 😂😂🤣🤣

[@Mmercury24]

Loving this hot goss

[@lerynbaker]

90 wpm show off 😂😂

[@vm88940]

Lol I think she showed in a video not too long ago that her speed is almost 120. I think. Don't quote me on that. Mine is 60-70 😭😭😂😂✌✌✌

[@SouthernASMRSounds]

It's something uncommon these days, so you dang right imma show it off. 👍