ASMR worst reviewed therapist

Son, we have a therapist at home.
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[@dantheman4908]

Client: “I’ve been struggling with anxiety” Jojo: “I’ve been struggling to remember when I asked”.

[@prod.byrandom3891]

Can you check some of my music out? Just trying to grow a small channel :) sorry for self promo

[@Malteasers]

@@beanman3952 harsh

[@peanut870butter4]

@@prod.byrandom3891 I will check it out and maybe give you a sub :)

[@prod.byrandom3891]

@@beanman3952 Hey man it is okay if you don't want to watch but what is the point of putting others down? I hope you aren't like this in real life :)

[@prod.byrandom3891]

@@peanut870butter4 hey man thanks for checking me out and not straight rejecting me

[@sungrown]

JoJo: “Whatever you say stays between you and me.... and my mom, ...” Also JoJo: “Yeah no, I don’t have any parents”

[@estyess]

Yes I found the comment

[@U17R41M4O]

Didn't he say in another worst reviewed... That Deborah is his mom?

[@andygames6]

He be voodooing

[@whydidmyparentsleaveme8379]

i saw that too.

[@lilly3920]

At the end he asks Deborah not to tell mom.

[@viiperbiite]

Australia: *Doesn’t have social security numbers* Jojo: *Asks anyway*

[@Hannah-wk8jc]

Åce The Åłien And England Lol

[@dah5839]

And Germany

[@Megan-dg3do]

Wait... no social security numbers? 😯

[@swishanimoo8815]

@@Megan-dg3do In the UK we have something similar, a national insurance number, however, this is only used for tax/work eligibility and purely for the government's use. Basically, you cant use it to do a background check or as a form of identity like you do in the states. We only have three forms of identity; birth certificate, passport, and driving licence. I believe the states is the only country that has social security numbers.

[@dah5839]

@@Megan-dg3do Nope

[@nsxwaffle]

Me: “yea I was recently diagnosed with depression” Jojo: “oh really? I was recently diagnosed with memory loss” Me: “short term? long term? What kind?” Jojo: “oh know I just tend to forget when I asked”

[@Number_416]

🤣🤣

[@lucycurtis1007]

A

[@Failed_Omurice]

“Oh know” ah yes my favorite phrase to use when things have gone “south” aka not as I had originally intended it to

[@aeonTFW]

*_-HEY. PSST. FIX THAT "KNOW".-_*

[@Grubkiller47]

😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@moonie4214]

"This is a safe space." *just a couple minutes before* "Yeah i all i said was he's pretty annoying and he started crying-"

[@A_HollowSoul]

Me: Ahhh I lost my arm to the same car accident my parents died in Jojo: ugh he won’t stop crying, he’s so annoying

[@sophieprior1260]

TaintedGames I hope you’re okay

[@A_HollowSoul]

Sophie Prior dont worry it was just a joke but you are such a kind person I hope you stay that way forever

[@sophieprior1260]

TaintedGames aw thank you so much :)) !

[@jaynemackelvie9198]

Lol I like the second text

[@tuckerschroder1651]

:flushed:

[@fjjdjdjjdjdjdjdjdjr4159]

Day 8 of asking for: ASMR worst reviewed surgeon where at the end he unplugs the life support to charge his phone

[@juan.9182]

ᵗʰᵉ ᵍʳᵉᵃᵗᵉˢᵗ ⁱᵈᵉᵃ

[@m-mori]

I love it.🔥

[@mcocdiobrando7254]

G.T.Fifa.Manager and Player Career God haha

[@laurahubbard1106]

Wtf 😂 but true!!

[@kiimchidraws]

YES PLEASE

[@rxnica_]

jojo: how are you? me: oh i’m gre- jojo: you’re schizophrenic, bipolar, have social anxiety, explosive diarrhea and dementia.

[@sheritzumpreally7132]

You forget depression

[@onii-chan6240]

you spelled diarrhea right but not dementia. i-

[@kacpernap2863]

@@onii-chan6240 mate i can hear you saying help with what

[@CapitainQC04]

Yes

[@quesodip5178]

don't forget dysentery

[@ianhardwick3343]

Me on my first day of therapy: I have a crippling fear of being invisible. Jojo: Oh, hey *didn't see ya there*

[@pixels8762]

Billy The Fishy oh no lol

[@nightingale-d3e]

Ah shit, youre fucked again.

[@stormy6638]

Lol

[@TaraDBD]

I laughed so hard as I read this message

[@cookiesandcream6829]

601 st like

[@kevinneleven11]

:mom i need a therapist mum: we have therapist at home therapist at home:

[@frankiewazzaz8965]

69th like ehehheheh

[@9Gravesend]

Mom mum tf

[@quackitiy]

Plot twist: the mom is the therapist

[@alaric3040]

420th like

[@kevinneleven11]

@@alaric3040 u want candy

[@gingy1621]

Me walks into a therapy clinic Therapist: Hey Deborah... Me: OHH NOOOOOO

[@randomperson-de1rs]

Gingy Debra get outta here

[@scrubbingbubbles3963]

Gingy Spelled it wrong it’s Debra

[@bored.1136]

He likes the name Deborah

[@garretttoothaker1138]

🤣🤣🤣

[@harkiibeats]

Hey guys! I know it seems weird of me to promote myself on an ASMR channel but I really need people to notice me a bit and im guilty of that lol anyways i make beats of all genres and if you could check me out that would be INSANE. Thank you ! kzbin.info/www/bejne/momrlWdpd692f5I

[@urmumd4016]

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ He didn’t let me cry, so I guess I stopped crying -A kinda satisfied customer

[@gwyohxn]

so did jimin left you before entering the plane?

[@rendelendin5404]

😂

[@Lemniscate_9088]

Thats like how your arm cant hurt if you dont have one Or you cant be depressed if your not alive

[@thatkidgracey]

WOAHHHHHH ⭐️

[@sn1p1n]

You cant die if you are dead. You cannot be poor if you are a fish. You cannot have a broken body if you have no bones. You cannot be bad at video games if you don't have any. You cannot be a dentist if you dont have a degree. You cannot be a chef if you cant cook. You cant have a bone if you dont have a penis. You cant drown if you have no lungs.

[@erin_749]

Can we just appreciate Deborah. She's stuck with him this whole time. We stan.

[@deco_boi]

What a way to spell Debra

[@patrickjackson8120]

TSG - Deco what a way to spell Deborah.

[@stinkyface879]

What a way to spell Dexgrqacevsvecbbsfcgsjrcbra

[@combustiblelemon801]

@@stinkyface879 what a strange way to spell dēbø®ãh

[@Mecal21]

@@deco_boi what a way to humiliate yourself

[@mansadlyholdingablobfish6582]

me: shows this to my therapist my therapist: *disappointment noises*

[@marissaperez9141]

man sadly holding a blobfish did u really?

[@mansadlyholdingablobfish6582]

Marissa Perez no :( but i might

[@P0rt4L.]

man sadly holding a blobfish now that is dedication, bravery, and courage if you do that. If you do that, and upload it to your channel, I’ll sub to you. It sounds so funny and I would KILL to see that!😂 You don’t have to do it, but if you choose, do it for the memes.

[@mansadlyholdingablobfish6582]

WP P0rt4L this kinda makes me want to do that now

[@P0rt4L.]

man sadly holding a blobfish go with your gut my bloody legend

[@Agameylor1529]

"my dad left when I was 3..." Jojo: "OH MY GOD YOU ARE SO ANNOYING"

[@midterror7664]

Very annoying

[@fanboyfromfanboyandchumchu2722]

3?!?? Rookie numbers lower

[@savagekris5064]

jojo is is a bully

[@gatorcopter]

"Yeah I studied at the OIC" *"oh, i see"* I'm not sorry.

[@pengu-9412]

I dunno that pun was a bit *Floppy*

[@pengu-9412]

Get it? Cus I swapped the word sloppy for your username- oh never mind

[@gatorcopter]

@@pengu-9412 yeah I know it was and I'm not apologizing fjshfbgjkdjfh

[@pengu-9412]

E

[@lwick7213]

Hi not sorry I'm Dad.

[@erinbaldry2868]

I’m just waiting for Debra to just turn around and have a full on meltdown and start screaming stuff like “It’S bEeN yEaRs! I jUsT wAnT a NoRmAl JoB wItH a NoRmAl BoSs! PlEaSe! I’m JuSt TrYiNg To FeEd My fAmIly” But that wouldn’t really fit the ASMR theme 😂

[@Speed001]

That would totally fit

[@tubtubbs8978]

😂😂 Poor Debra needs a comeback

[@jianadineobiascafernandez167]

Yep shouting is not ideal

[@hdoesstuff3603]

Debra is his mom

[@perfectionakinwande6623]

She could whisper it

[@keremg2762]

jojo writes to ipad with a normal pencil: Me: Wait thats illegal

[@Alois420]

Your profile pic magical

[@keremg2762]

Isabel Rivera! Yep

[@CubeRazn]

*This Man here has more jobs Barbie ever had*

[@octavians278]

His KZbin channel is like Barbie's job clothes closet

[@cubersanonymous5180]

Hey a cuber

[@CubeRazn]

Cubers Anonymous hey man

[@idvsofi]

Nah fam he has more jobs then LARRY

[@pinguossas6422]

Probably even more than Johnny Sins

[@commonknowlage3355]

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Best therapist “Made fun of me.” -kinky dude.

[@moistchunk9143]

As a masochist, I agree

[@MrFrog-rd8lx]

Oh my god you need a therapist I suggest the frog therapy clinic down town

[@handleonafridge6828]

@@MrFrog-rd8lx is it the one by the frog cafe?

[@desperateangelstar]

@@handleonafridge6828 no, it's the one right after you pass frog lake

[@deadsamurai3076]

@@desperateangelstar I thought it was around the frog hotel.

[@Dxvidv6]

“He just keeps crying for some reason”

[@tinhkuyomii]

David Plays FN m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/rIeXaWtsrb5_mZI

[@asmrontherocks]

@@tinhkuyomii who is David and why does he play FN?

[@hdldlamsndnejrusjje2311]

Imagine sitting down to a therapy session and hearing, “sausage snizzle”

[@marcushart2478]

Nah mate a Bunnings snag

[@homersimping2917]

Marcus Hart screw headspace...Bunnings on a Sunday morning is the therapy

[@dellcomputer9181]

*had to do it to em*

[@TheMidkiff64]

Screw Off I would be madly concern be also kinda hungry

[@jackischilling2308]

Is JoJo Australian

[@pennyistryingtrustme4466]

This is where the “quirky” girl goes to get her diagnoses.

[@lily_rose54]

Trisha must of went here

[@cyanscrewdriver2092]

Therapist: “don’t die” “That’ll be $300”

[@taylortempleton4658]

5ANA pp

[@inabragarenco225]

It's the truth-

[@Smoke16666]

Random says the guy with the fortnite avatar lol aka me tbh i used to play fortnite now i play minecraft like a real man

[@akumasorbet]

@@Smoke16666 what

[@akumasorbet]

@@Smoke16666 well, glad to know you play minecraft now

[@user-oy8oq5gm8n]

let’s take a moment to appreciate the fact that jojo actually takes our requests into consideration and most of the time he does them

[@jespernorstad6090]

How many jobs do Deborah have lmao. She hardly see the kids and her husband. Give her some days off for vacation man, I think she deserve it.

[@scrubbingbubbles3963]

Jesper on the radio It’s Debra

[@jespernorstad6090]

Scrubbing Bubbles How do you know sir? He’s Australian. I think it’s Deborah, other people have also called her Deborah.

[@graceelliott742]

Scrubbing Bubbles ikr

[@scrubbingbubbles3963]

Jesper on the radio That would be pronounced De-boar-ah which is quite simply not the same as Debra (Which is actually how it’s spelled)

[@josefjogi9644]

@@scrubbingbubbles3963 no you dont have to pronounce the "o" in Debora[h]

[@ShiftlessAssassin]

Day 1 of asking for: worst reviewed dad, where at the end he just leaves.

[@ShiftlessAssassin]

@@AidensStuff189 You don't know, maybe everyone?

[@karenstriggeredasmr9601]

this hits home, lol

[@nourharb5834]

That damn milk

[@kealanmccrarren8161]

No, I swear he just popped to the store for some milk

[@_Pandaki_]

Too real.

[@rxnica_]

“i have a pet polar bear. his name is Luis :)” awwww “and my pet pig cuddles :)” AWWWW

[@-gachagirl-9713]

Eliza B I know best pets but better A GUINEA PIG

[@theadvisor9782]

I find many animals cute. Some of them are: Cats, dogs, piglets, meerkats, painted dogs(a type of wolf), penguins, seals and last but not least......... EGGDOG.

[@gjk-arts5855]

The Final Redaction I prefer updog

[@theadvisor9782]

@@gjk-arts5855 WAIT, HAVE YOU EVEN HEARD OF EGGDOG?

[@DEmanjones]

DAS ILLEGAL

[@Waeffles_]

“He said his dad left him. And I said well of course he did you’re annoying.” Ouch

[@Tadashichigo]

Waeffles I struggled to keep my laughter in at that part

[@ivysnevets2348]

I could not stop laughing as soon as he said that😂😂😂

[@Ju1iana03.]

My dad DID leave so I was just like: “I-“

[@garretbernard8174]

I wish my dad would fuckin leave, he’s an abusive asshole but I can’t do anything about it.

[@-gachagirl-9713]

Ouch yeah that hit home

[@chinmustache6420]

Me:”Finally, someone to listen to my problems.” Jojo: doesn’t listen.

[@drowzeeyygd2520]

Wrong profile picture of jellal

[@user-ko3rl2zw5h]

with a Goatee*

[@rippinricky]

I see you everywhere

[@adl1719]

Why are u everywhere? I know why but I don't wanna break the emersion lol

[@dharmang]

Another copy of justin's copy 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

[@britato1993]

jojo: my name is ………omae wa mou shindeiru………… me: yeah sounds legit

[@demonunderyourbed181]

Nani?

[@roxanastone2015]

orewa ningen o yameruzo jojo!

[@Lukas-yt1mn]

Why do you think he didn't get the surgeon job Hi I'm doctor You're already dead

[@roxanastone2015]

@@Lukas-yt1mn hhhhhhhh

[@edwardcrown7169]

Nananananana

[@pansexualfuck6828]

Mum. I think I need therapy- Mom- We have therapy at home. The therapy at home-

[@Smoke16666]

Not wrong

[@finley_the_goat]

Yeet

[@Smoke16666]

@@finley_the_goat yeet indeed

[@finley_the_goat]

@@Smoke16666 yes yeet indeed

[@geotheleo2716]

Well now that’s all you can do realistically 😂😂

[@geoxoro6839]

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ My crippling depression isn’t gone, But now I really enjoy coco pops. ~Kind of satisfied customer

[@kokoluther205]

⭐️⭐️⭐️ I mean, I still have severe depression and anxiety, but hey, at least i learned people have pet polar bears ~a very interested customer

[@supercoolman1170]

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ My horrible anxiety and depression isn’t gone, but at least I can live my life under the belief that Debra is a bitch, and that I should never trust a therapist. - a now untrustworthy person towards therapists and now a Debra hating customer

[@monarchserpent]

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ im half blind and deaf from my doctor's appointment. So I thinkkkk he diddd goooddd???..." -someone who is half blind and deaf.

[@Timeira]

@@monarchserpent I'm half deaf to

[@arieldoesntloveyou]

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ He told me I was worthless but he was super sweet about it! I will continue to attend therapy ~Amber

[@rodinvis1]

Why do all facilities in my town have a disrespecting Asian man with a crazy name and a assistant named Deborah?

[@javatoes7886]

Rodin Vis an*

[@j24kk]

Java Toes 1:43

[@prod.byrandom3891]

Can you check some of my music out? Just trying to grow a small channel :) sorry for self promo

[@X0RQ_]

Rodin Vis he’s an Australian not Asian

[@roberts6216]

Rodin Vis hello brother

[@isaacflask]

“I graduated from the O.I.C” Oh, I see

[@NicoMidnightDigital]

Everything about this comment is perfect

[@saltysugar1336]

Joe Caballero Joe mama

[@saltysugar1336]

Joe Caballero my name is Joe too lol

[@ravibhana7211]

Can we just appreciate how dedicated Debra must be to jojo and his jobs

[@viirvvs]

No one: *literally nothing* Jojo: Hello, my name is Dr. - *entire Bee Movie script*

[@jemzomaclain]

In Japanese

[@zoee3296]

Read by a dyslexic

[@dasavagemaster2022]

Backwards

[@UsernameJpg-hi1fb]

The name is Dr. *Minisowaondonitoroshindeskoikotoemowashimataomaewamoushinderuchinchidaskanadero* Just if u guys wanted to know its not just random typing i wrote what i heard :/

[@brokenjackson9915]

h i omg how could u copy my profile picture how rude >:(

[@henrydouberly3950]

Me usually: * ----- * Me when JoJo uploads a "Worst reviewed" episode: * v *

[@andrevezeteu3476]

Me too

[@parasthesia1]

stop

[@erindanielle2036]

n0r3g this is why u have no friends

[@meredithbrady7378]

Jojo: "Deborah you are being *SO* rude can you just shut up thank you yeah pfsakfhafh *hangs up* Jojo: so anyway

[@alexivonspeed]

guys, she quoted the video in the funny meme format hahaha...

[@lm1457]

alexivonspeed ahahah !

[@cindymuta4973]

⭐️ “He pulls me in every video” -Deborah

[@daboizplayinmc3287]

its Debra

[@I_Like_Ike53]

But your yt name is Cindy Edit: I know this is a joke don't woosh me

[@desperateangelstar]

@@I_Like_Ike53 r/wooosh ... I didn't woosh you, I woooshed you

[@desperateangelstar]

@@I_Like_Ike53 no their *actual* name is Karl smh 😤😤

[@hoodie6872]

Day 8 asking for worlds worst artist where he says he’ll paint you, but just paints bold and brash instead. Edit: “more like belongs in the trash” is a quote from the episode, plz stop killing each other in the replies Edit 2: I lost my heart from jojo to edit to stop you guys from fighting XD

[@felisioguda8865]

he did that, check

[@hoodie6872]

Felisio Guda no he didn’t? He’s done face painter and tattoo artist, but not like a painter or anything

[@decaf_owo434]

What's bold and brash?

[@plainbagel2619]

Svank The Tank it’s one of Squidwards paintings

[@decaf_owo434]

@@plainbagel2619 OK thanks

[@meganmanzenares4550]

"looks legit to me" - me reading my work I just copy and pasted from Google.

[@Smoke16666]

Your a lier if u say u haven't done this

[@Vilexhia-]

Jojo: why does your name have so many j’s in it Me: My names Brandon

[@HelterwithoutSkelter]

jbjrjajnjdjojnj

[@bootsandcats7501]

Hi my name's Micheal with a B and I've been scared of insects my whole life

[@corevortex6198]

dude that has like 600 j’s

[@ocleus]

@@bootsandcats7501 Wheres the B? *thErEs a bEeE?????*

[@galaxylucy5948]

Yuno ~

[@random4115]

Patient: *has emotional breakdown due to extremely traumatic event and needs help now* Jojo: stop crying

[@rosesinthewind_14]

It changed me life 😌

[@Smoke16666]

That remids me of when i was 5

[@aaaaaaaa5916]

@@Smoke16666 are you okay🧍‍♀️

[@Smoke16666]

@@aaaaaaaa5916 maybe

[@tuckieboi]

Jojo: “I can’t remember when I asked”

[@summershorizon6789]

I want you to say in one of these videos: “Here at our clinic, we make sure all of our customers have... paid.”

[@marina-ow6bu]

Your100 like🎀

[@Starlightlemon]

Jojo: are you Experiencing depression or social anxiety..? Me: y e s

[@XDPlayer1322]

y e s

[@brandonellis5614]

Starlightlemon 2006 you good or joke?

[@lanadelrey2244]

Y E S : [

[@brendanhunter389]

You're born in 2006 meaning you were born when Rihanna Umbrella was released

[@stinkyface879]

y e s

[@PulseOfDivinity]

Thank you, you have made my anxiety just a little bit worse. Would recommend

[@Deadcablecorbs]

PulseOfDivinity wow that seems like a fine business

[@yourfbiagent4333]

Huzzah

[@ANXI8TY]

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “I was depressed and he told me to just not be sad. Automatically my depression was cured”

[@HolyKaiju]

Jojo: how many times a week do you think about doing a double flip while eating a hotdog? Me: 4 Jojo: 4 right? Yeah me too

[@just_zoan]

Tf

[@destoryer0089]

Zoan that better stand for tactical farting

[@jomshm9343]

Ok so couple things wrong with this comment A: he said sausage rolls not hotdogs and B: he said backflip

[@HolyKaiju]

Bob Peterson happens

[@haydenaveritt4081]

i said 50:(

[@v4ller13]

Kid: "my dad left me at a young age" Therapist: "of course, youre ANNOYING" Me: "who wouldn't?"

[@kipperferguson]

I left my son because he called a bass a guitar

[@temii8142]

@@kipperferguson should've pulled out man

[@Bnnn7728]

Nezuko Chan the joke was pretty weak😅

[@kipperferguson]

@@temii8142 indeed

[@wesleykaufmann5178]

Jojo’s therapy be like:”GeT bEtTeR.”

[@deliriouscheeto]

What do you mean you're depressed, just go for a walk and you'll be better

[@wesleykaufmann5178]

Ola Yes, that’s great advice.

[@NicoMidnightDigital]

Ola if ur depressed just don’t be depressed like smh it’s so easy

[@wesleykaufmann5178]

@@NicoMidnightDigital YeA who NeEdS HeLp. WaLk iT oF.

[@chrisgiannakos5471]

JoJo:"current address" Me says my address JoJo: "Do you still live there?" Me :" No bro my current address is not where I live, I live on the streets"

[@ASMRLuis]

Timestamps: 0:01 - 17:26 worst reviewed therapist Timestamps would ruin the role play but at 0:29 i think jojo should rename his channel to that lol HE SAID MY NAME!! 4:27 im honored to be your pet polar bear jojo :D

[@chonk3358]

The worst reviewed timestamper is above me.

[@mango6943]

Thanks I was looking for that

[@fjjdjdjjdjdjdjdjdjr4159]

Luis I was literally like how did he do it that fast then I go on show more and realise

[@kkeojyeos]

genius

[@ASMRLuis]

@@chonk3358 wow lol

[@RS_Mogli]

Next should be "the worst rated asmrtist" and you use the 1$ mic

[@pheasant2803]

Ernst Busch wouldn’t that be him screaming for 25 minutes

[@sebaschan-uwu]

@@pheasant2803 Then he would be an sjw not an asmrtist

[@psitticosaurus6190]

So basically touchdalight, but de-sexualized

[@asmrnic]

jojo: “current address?” jojo : “do you still live there?” 💀

[@sel.albertusmagnus]

you are pretty, do you want to go to Djenné with me?

[@4nastas1ya]

LOUiS VOUiTTON this ain’t tinder buddy

[@BBGBBGBBGBBGBBG]

LOUiS VOUiTTON You’re either 6 or 34

[@stupidwhore8649]

@@sel.albertusmagnus LMAOO simp 😭😭🤚

[@sel.albertusmagnus]

@@BBGBBGBBGBBGBBG 16

[@purplenemo77]

“When u think about it, an apple is really just a piece of fruit” I never thought of it that way

[@z3r0_gvtz]

Jojo: "why does ur name hv like- 50 J's in it-?" me: "it's just Jemma- it only has one- i dont understand-" Jojo again: "wEiRd" me: "i- says the one with 2 J's in there name-"

[@graysonmullikin5750]

*their

[@lankyboi2521]

bruh he said his name was dr. minesowawondontitareshintezkoyokotohomowashimataomaewamoushindeiruchinchidaskaondaeyo there’s no j anywhere in there

[@pixels8762]

Spooky Luigi your too smart

[@lesliefigueiredo3253]

@@lankyboi2521 you deserve an award

[@cameronnaicker7804]

@@lankyboi2521 it's big brain time

[@sillygrl]

“we like to make sure everyone is at peace with themselves” not even 1 second later “omg it’s freaking deborah I DONT WANT TO HEAR IT”

[@Swthhh]

This is the therapist that diagnoses all of the 14 year old Billie ellish fans with “depression”

[@yhapojij]

BAHAHAHDHANDWWD

[@graminha3101]

Hshshshahdheebajajjaaja true

[@genamonet9368]

💀💀💀

[@sophiehatzi1491]

Σεχω ξαναδει καπου😂

[@AL-vh7tv]

Girl: comes in with a Billie Eilish phone case Jojo: I diagnose you with *DEPRESSED*

[@sethwood22]

at the beginning: “yeah he said his dad left him..” me: HE WENT TO GET SOME MILLKKK

[@sessi7518]

”I have a pet. It’s a polar bear” ”His name is Louis” Yeah sounds legit to me

[@helenpollock6280]

Jung Hoseok very epic

[@sugarm1860]

Are we ignoring the fact that his therapist name is literally the most iconic part of Fist of the North Star?

[@theadvisor9782]

@Bryan N Wang I just realised the exact same thing! I guess geniuses think alike.

[@theadvisor9782]

Can someone explain what Fist of the North Star is?

[@mr.catman6911]

Old anime

[@mr.catman6911]

@The Final Redaction it’s old anime

[@johnathancommentar5842]

Yes we are now shut up

[@willsnwokedi9048]

"My name of course is Dr. ......" Says the whole attack on titan episode 1 script Edit: Wow so many likes

[@tinhkuyomii]

Wills Nwokedi m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/rIeXaWtsrb5_mZI

[@anatidaephobicduck3280]

Wills Nwokedi i took the time and actually wrote down the whole thing and you got all the likes:(

[@thefinalflash6211]

Anatidaephobic Duck what likes

[@matthewloiselle8430]

Anatidaephobic Duck so, are you afraid that you’re looking at yourself

[@destoryer0089]

@@tinhkuyomii you look like a gremlin with skin care

[@samantha-ertel]

When you realize this man is the man who kidnapped you because he still has your phone 👁👄👁

[@Smoke16666]

Nani?!?!

[@cale_chip2082]

Keep the likes of this comment (not my reply) at 69

[@phantom_halo.]

“Oh what...me...oh no I don’t have any parents..” I DIED 💀😂

[@guacamoli7]

Fat boi nice

[@oldaccounti]

Jojo: 3:35 Me: 6969696969 Jojo: *looks at me weird* Me: *OH NO he's on to me* Jojo: coinky dinky am I right Me: *phew*

[@Rejecta.mission]

I: Jojo, whats your biceps size? Jojo: Yes! I: ok...

[@claramilesgeneroso2266]

The therapist:says his very long name- Me:I'll call you Bob

[@redneckzach6880]

JoJo’s Bizarre ASMR: therapist is unbreakable

[@redneckzach6880]

And yes indeed this is a JoJo reference

[@UsernameJpg-hi1fb]

*Phantom ASMR* *Battle Anxiety* *Stardust Therapists* *Barbra Is Unbreakable* *Golden Depression* *Stone Pen* *Steel Ball Mic* *Theripislion*

[@cario5265]

Deborah! Kisama da!

[@diobrando7519]

Tingle crusaders

[@gwyohxn]

KazumaInPain me too

[@mangos5326]

Me:I’ve been struggling with anxiety” Jojo: “I-...I-...I’m struggling to find out where I asked I-“

[@MikaOverslept]

You copied this from one day ago

[@GOAK_1]

”Now let me search in here to find any fucks I give... well, I can’t find any.”

[@GOAK_1]

@Andrew Powell No actually, let me check. Ah, here they are! Here ya go.

[@pseudofilosofiaantiguru3068]

Lmao lol

[@mangos5326]

Andrew Powell yes there is nothing 😭😭😭😭

[@AleAle_Ale]

I've started it: day one of asking Jojo for a worst reviewed cashier who takes like 30 minutes to find the barcode.

[@null2010]

OhGoDnO id cry

[@yeetyeet3854]

Gg

[@theflutedude2007]

Me: mom can I have a therapist? Mom: we have a therapist at home Therapist at home:

[@unbeatable7772]

#stolencomment

[@jackthomas3852]

@@unbeatable7772 #correctsir

[@unbeatable7772]

@@jackthomas3852 #thankuou

[@Squarebody]

Jojo after making another worst-reviewed ASMR and realizing that he has like 50 jobs and sucks at all of them, visits a therapist, and only gets inspiration.

[@chuuvq]

when he said "omae wa mou shindeiru", I felt that.

[@weakestanyaenjoyer4616]

When he said that his polar bear’s name was Luis I died. I’m pretty sure that was a shout-out to Luis, the time stamp guy.

[@vickydawson5514]

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ "I was depressed then he told me to stop feeling depressed so now I'm happy" ---- a confused customer

[@clarkgamingplays]

Jojo: What is your *current* address? Me: *gives address* Jojo: Do you still live there? Me: Nah man I just moved 4 seconds ago, I live in Russia now.

[@MichaeIAfton]

I watch these in the car legit when we move house because I wanna say no actually I'm not actually still living there.

[@blackbananaman8686]

Ooo that's cool have a happy life

[@manicglowstick]

I just watched ur pfp change

[@hunitsjen]

This is funny

[@TaraDBD]

Lol

[@janda8379]

"What ever you say stays between us...... And my mom And my brother And my pet pig cuddles And the boys down the road " Sounds legit to me🤣

[@shan-louise0698]

Annicka Barker then like a minute later he says he doesn’t have a parent 😂

[@bumwithchips]

As soon as I read this it played why does this always happen to me it’s freaky

[@janda8379]

@@shan-louise0698 🤣🤣

[@janda8379]

@@bumwithchips i know right

[@reneeh14]

Me: *wins a argument* My mom: 1:45

[@legodude3459]

This is so true wtf

[@blakedora7458]

Dkdisisks so true

[@veerlehacking50]

So true lol

[@sageeverything7625]

#relatable 🤣🤣

[@primevalwarlock3808]

OH MY GOD THIS IS SO TRUE why does this happen

[@hamfuller2012]

Me: "I've been getting bad grades and it's making me really stressed out(true)" JoJo: "I have been getting fired and fired each day"

[@franklinclinton3414]

"I've been getting bad graded." Just study more Lmao tf🧐

[@danielecogotti8394]

@@franklinclinton3414 Well, it's not a bad suggestion. Sometimes you just need to spend more time on the subject

[@friedricedan9911]

“My name is Dr. *starts saying Japanese Phrases* ” Me: uh sorry I dont--- my dad died in front of me

[@gounthers]

Now you will suffer the same fate as your father.

[@FlamingoSundew]

packs they will die in front of themselves this is some serious time travel stuff

[@ಠಿ_ಠ-ಶ8ತ]

I don't get it :( can someone please explain it to me, I'm dumb

[@FlamingoSundew]

@@ಠಿ_ಠ-ಶ8ತ explains what?

[@ಠಿ_ಠ-ಶ8ತ]

@@FlamingoSundew the original comment/joke, I don't get it

[@smeargleisbest8639]

Jojo: so he told me his dad left him and I said 'of course you're so annoying' The previous client: _uno reverse card_

[@TaraDBD]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@aarononeill2993]

You’re

[@smeargleisbest8639]

@@aarononeill2993 thanks :)

[@aarononeill2993]

smeargle is best np

[@xXdanteforeverXx]

When he said: "Chin chin daisuki nandayo" Damn bro, I felt that..

[@Blankonroids]

He should’ve said ochinchin

[@Snowman-uc7zh]

Same I understood everything

[@crazyhairkid6922]

Jojo: Can I just grab your telephone number. Me: *Casually starts pulling out giant number cards*

[@Bigbullison]

Day 1 of asking jojo to do a worst car dealersman where at the end he test drives the car the person bought and crashed it, then said "that will be extra for all the details i put on the car for you"

[@archie.r6786]

He liked

[@charles-492]

@@archie.r6786 Thanks, Sherlock.

[@hoodie6872]

Archie.R 1K-24 No sh*t, Sherlock

[@aperson2378]

Yessss. I really needed this. His genius suggestion cured my depression. I did it. I jumped off that bridge.

[@seatstain6932]

I felt it when he said: “Free Shnax, Shausage Shnizzle.”

[@sethwood22]

“Deborah can you just shutshdpjahspa” “Current address? *insert random address* and do you still live their?” - JoJo 2020

[@olivergman3641]

Honestly i love JoJo's personality hes so funny to watch while still making me fall asleep 5/5 stars

[@dillon0829]

My therapist: what is getting you down Me: Explains my problems Therapist: your gonna wanna jump into the Grand Canyon

[@aleenahei]

When you’re so early that the timestamps aren’t here yet

[@Dexthemercenary]

usually timestamps don't appear on worst reviewed videos

[@taggartblake]

Why do people insist on commenting this sentence on every asmr video in existence. Thanks for contributing absolutely nothing Aleena.

[@theflutedude2007]

@@taggartblake honestly like if these people want timestamps, they can do it themselves

[@cutiesoupia]

For me it said the video was uploaded 1 hour ago and your comment is 2 hours ago. Are you a time traveler?

[@evanmiller3787]

Pretty sure that this comment was a joke. Y’all need some chill milk

[@deadchannel4144]

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ He made me fall asleep halfway through. I haven’t slept in fifty years - a costumer with extreme insomnia

[@jackryan3766]

Jojo reminds me of the counselor at my middle school who whenever I had an appointment with her I would end up counseling her. lmao

[@austinsk8291]

Thumbnail looks like he has a van full of candy but it’s not candy, it’s children.

[@aarononeill2993]

I read this, looked at the thumbnail and burst out laughing. 👌🏻

[@NotBavarian]

Can't say your wrong

[@moistchunk9143]

Same

[@hanneloremay1515]

Take my updoot and stop

[@domcappelli8300]

Jojo: “it’s clear to me u have multiple personalities” Me:😂😂😂

[@cezy155]

Jojo: “you’re in good hands here” Me: *Reading the title again* Also me: “are you sure about that?”

[@TiltedTowersWhimsicott]

⭐ The Therapist kept on threatening me with his boi Leslie -A traumatised customer

[@kayd3n001]

Me: has many issues Jojo: he is just a wuss!

[@peggleblastlover]

Kray you sound like my friend group 😜

[@mayashirayuki6840]

Have many issues? Just have some tissues!

[@DrChxrie]

I love how he asks for the social security number, but not the age.

[@w3t.s0cks]

*me giving my friends loving support as they deal with problem* My friends when I have a problem: