ASMR WORST reviewed train attendant (its VERY bad)

[@atomicjunebug288]

This is my favorite type of asmrtist they enjoy their job, have a sense of humor, and they take it seriously

[@TheEmpressASMR]

He has the best sense of humor!!!

[@Angiesunshine13]

He really doesn’t though.....he jokes so much in these type of videos I can’t tell when he’s serious anymore XD

[@Looney06]

Hi

[@kirbkirbssanders3782]

Angie I think they meant they take their job seriously like they care about us and stuff

[@wheepylive9040]

@@kirbkirbssanders3782 yeah he is not bursting laughing or anything like that. Good editing n all

[@oscarsvane1844]

Jojo: starts saying his name Tables and chairs: Starts levitating

[@OplackTheSwift]

whispering- sono chino sadame..... JOOOOOOOOOOE

[@TheEmpressASMR]

🤣🤣🤣

[@khepribrando1926]

I flinch cuz i thought he was gone hit me with his special move

[@xxmad_spud52xx52]

Lol hahaha weebs unite

[@ArielDSantana]

This has the unlucky number of likes-

[@Laid_bk]

Jojo: use your child as a shield Also me as a child: oh sh**

[@johnthebeast2722]

I'm 13 and oh shit I can cuss in front of my mom as long as it's in Spanish

[@puiu102006]

@@Ambermk47 ah yes you're keeping children in your basement I can 100% relate

[@koficake672]

Since people are saying their age Hi I'm Jared, 19 and I never learned how to read

[@puiu102006]

@@koficake672 then how TF did you write this comment?

[@koficake672]

@@puiu102006 It is the year 3064, our evolution has grown, but memes are a bigger part of the world

[@LuigiYoshiShell]

Imagine if he actually spends 20 minutes talking to everyone on the train...

[@MsCookies54321]

Well, the trip is delayed 15 days

[@LuigiYoshiShell]

Ahhh, true

[@poopposter6005]

Imagine if he was the president of the united states and just collected all corpse parts

[@sham9505]

And 2 seconds

[@BisexualLizard]

He said that he is our personal attendant. We must be pretty special.

[@crisisgames]

“Worst Reviewed *TRAIN* attendent” Captain: We’ll be going at about 2 mph at an altitude of 16,000 ft- Me: Wait, something isn’t right.

[@PrinxeDyl]

and jojo said at the start that we had a pretty rough takeoff

[@PulseOfDivinity]

Oof

[@asmrdude8487]

Imagine flying a train

[@RedJet99]

Great minds think alike.

[@simonj3548]

HAHAHA! This train company is on crack!!

[@CubeRazn]

Plot Twist: He is actually a Flight Attendant

[@NoiceNarwhal]

“We might crash. Boohoo”

[@revalovesyou]

But he was my math tutor!

[@AKAWalker]

@SHEEPERZ JOE No, he did my tattoos

[@shrirajp_46]

@SHEEPERZ JOE Wait, what about the haircut he gave me

[@Hina-bs6fv]

@@shrirajp_46 wait but mans is my dentist!

[@alexrahnder7868]

Captain: “at an altitude of 16000ft” Me: **visible concern and confusion**

[@flatoutflatline1565]

Flying trains, Koo Koo kachoo really pushing the boundaries

[@randomtitanium]

Flatout Flatline also MIGHT crash

[@luzgalan158]

It’s supposed to be 30,000ft👁👄👁

[@lucasmangold9193]

@@luzgalan158 we are on a train not plane👁️👄👁️😀h

[@cassanovaxviii]

Concernifusion

[@chrisdugas1226]

I think he sould try : Worst reviewed Uber/Taxi driver Worst reviewed lawyer Worst reviewed Asmr-tist (where he just screams at us)

[@omeguinibambini5591]

Worst reviewed lawyer It would be like Phoenix Wright but without so much luck ... and with evidence of dubious provenance

[@Jonahahmed]

Yessss

[@ShunkCrafts]

Let me show you what worst reviewed asmrtist would sound like ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh wind noises ahhhhhhhhhhhh heavy breathing ahhhh

[@Angiesunshine13]

I want to sleep, I don’t want a screaming video on an asmr channel, I do think that would be funny for April fools or something

[@ShunkCrafts]

No no screaming=funny funny=good

[@AndresRamirez-cx3nu]

Jojo: dentist, doctor, psychologist, flight and train attendant, face painter, etc... Barbie: *𝑖 𝑠𝑚𝑒𝑙𝑙 𝑎 𝑐ℎ𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑒𝑛𝑔𝑒*

[@Hexagonian]

Johnny Sins : heh heh

[@newtthewizard3942]

Thought that was going to say Johnny sins

@@newtthewizard3942 him too

[@derpderps6880]

Bruh that one box guy from the amazing world of gumball would bear Barbie any day

[@liv6155]

math tutor 😂 plumber

[@Anotheremoartist]

Jojo: 55 degrees Me: did I freeze to death?! Jojo: Celsius Me: oh ok. W a i t

[@Username-vn1wx]

@calimarine bot you are a perv

[@funneimemeguy]

@Calimarie bot pervert

[@Anotheremoartist]

Calimarie bot if you are interested in my art it’s on my DA. But... my drawing is fully clothed with a off shoulder shirt

[@butthole6986]

He’s not a pervert, this guys probably like 13

[@MikomiKawaii]

@@Username-vn1wx They might just like the art / art style aha

[@kigha7440]

Its funny to think that we're just standing in the corridor to our "room" and he's blocking the way with his expired snacks

[@MiloDragon]

》Shwz《 lol true

[@Pacmeme]

Jojo: we have avatar the last airbender Me: hell yeah! Jojo: the movie Me: hell no!

[@unicornbarfingrainbows7599]

*Dabs*

[@ommidets2724]

Bring honor to us all my a$$

[@veerlehacking50]

Ikr It's so awful 😩

[@grahamkitcher1135]

The reason why it’s worse is because it came out 5 years before the TV show

[@furrysarenthip2687]

I like the movie more

[@norminious1581]

Jojo: we have some original Pringles WITH REAL POTATOES Me: somethings off

[@thepianoman888]

What in the world

[@michaelburke9137]

You can still eat original Pringles from the year the company was created as long as the can is still completely intact.

[@kittycatcake1181]

I was like as apposed to what? Plastic potatoes?

[@avahtml]

“avatar the last airbender” oh! “the movie” OH.

[@brayanvelazquez2178]

Live action Sh*t

[@kyahfrancis7248]

"there is no live action movie"

[@Thebed619]

Kyah Francis 😂😂

[@googlekrmdks]

@@kyahfrancis7248I almost dissed you until I saw this " " sign... I deleted a whole paragraph lol

[@sadboistudios8908]

@@googlekrmdks wow it probably took you a long time to write that paragraph but you had to delete it lol

[@sasukesrinnegan8803]

Jojo: *Gets fired and finds new job cause of me* Also Jojo: *sees me getting on the train* Also also Jojo: Ah shoot, here we go again..

[@birdb0i327]

Revenge of the sith

[@sasukesrinnegan8803]

@@birdb0i327 too bad i dont watch star wars

[@SynthWqve1]

@@sasukesrinnegan8803 L

[@ANXI8TY]

Jojo: “55° Celsius, you’re probably fine.” Me: “I’m probably gonna die” Jojo: “Avatar: The Last Airbender” Me: “I sense a catch.” Jojo: “The movie.” Me: I’m suing you, this company, and the producer of that movie.

[@emperor_donell]

i fully agree

[@hangry3102]

It's kinda weird that no one can express their thoughts on the video through something besides a meme format. I'm ready to skip this "haha relatable" meta...

[@joemamajoestar8141]

TexanGamer yeah this meta kinda cringe, they need to nerf it.

[@hangry3102]

@@joemamajoestar8141 Good one. The word Meta is not originally a term in video games though, if you were wondering.

[@Memer_Monkey]

But he said “please don’t sue us”

[@slavsouls4991]

My friends: “So what are the best of the best train industries out there.” Me, an intellectual: “Koo Koo Kachoo! We Might Crash! Boo Hoo Industries”

[@killerfish9733]

What kind of friends-

[@madeleneplaza6747]

omg i read this comment the moment he said that

[@5star.elii_]

Jojo: well this is the *HIGH QUALITY HEADPHONES* called “Bose” Me: wow! The first actual good quality item in a worst reviewed! Awesome dude... (And I know that Bose is a sponsor)

[@sharifa0096]

Lol did u see the headphones inside the case

[@synx7483]

@@sharifa0096 yeah he prob didn’t see that but there some rip off apple headphones that he put in his lip

[@resident1793]

Jojo: has different background Everyone: *wait that’s illegal*

[@dun2995]

Boy what?

[@highgroundpov9523]

@@dun2995 boy it an old meme that gave me nostalgia

[@dun2995]

Yessssssssss

[@santerisaatana2583]

What

[@karenbrown5801]

It's not illegal, What is illegal is you trying to cyberbully

[@jacobetti9251]

Jojo: Dentist,Train attendant,Flight attendant,Ear examinist,Barber. Ect. Johnny sins:Finally a worthy opponent.

[@derekrodriguez5043]

What?

[@aprkartel9198]

Derek Rodriguez Johnny Sins is a man who plays almost every role in x rated content. Farmer, business man, dad, construction worker, ect..😂 he’s a legend

[@liammanu8909]

You forgot about shrek he’s also a part time shrek

[@WomenApologist]

Barbie is the ultimate boss

[@escofortnitegamer309]

Channel Village oh yea no one can beat barbie

[@ianbrown105]

Bro- for the worst train ride you should at least have “Cats” the movie playing

[@cirrus3223]

Nah copyright tho

[@rogeliogonzalez6748]

Yeah and raw food and no wifi and no headphones and no plug!

[@elvina9948]

I don't think cats is a movie, it is a musical.

[@piq1271]

fckng hell,that would be a long ride

[@honeyvoicehwang8990]

@@elvina9948 its also a movie. it came out in like dec 2019 or something. absolutely horrible. but yeah it started as a musical and some dumbass has the genius idea to make it a drug trip of a movie.

[@Bruh-zx6fs]

Nobody: Train: *almost tips off the tracks* Jojo: *Oh don't worry thats just one of the passengers who ate one of our food that's been expired for many, many years :)*

[@angeloreynasosa]

Your first good job

[@DrkZee.]

Actually first comment

[@Toxeed]

A

[@Bruh-zx6fs]

Thanks gamers B)

[@iiqdap]

First comment. Good job man!

[@shrug1250]

What I’m most scared about is that they keep talking about the train like it’s an airplane

[@thehickory5]

truck

[@justatiredguy527]

Boohoo

[@roobyglumandyourmom]

Wait I thought it was a plane lol

[@ketchupketchup9502]

It's because he was refusing the voice clips from the worst reviewed airplane attendant

[@coupa10]

Ralseiisscaredof Jevil wemightcrashboohooi kndustriousuuz

[@tyropanic]

Jojo: Yeah so your temperature is a 55° Celsius Every American Viewer: What the Hell is a Celsius?

[@kubios1372]

Probalby river in Uganda

[@e1ahn]

@Tony Frazee Nobody: Texans: You call that hot?

[@maureenkoopman9378]

@@kubios1372 bold of you to assume we know other countries than America

[@yourlocalfbiagent1624]

@@maureenkoopman9378 i know many other countries like Texas Nevada Chicago and Mepico or something like that maybe mexino

[@oj1719]

I think it is weird because he is talking to a dead person if this is true

[@TRose-ff8oe]

Amature I have spaghettios that expired 12 years ago, I’m not lying

[@christopher0401]

I once eated cake that was already moldy, but ate it not knowing that until my housemate told me. I didn't tasted it, only that it was really dry..

[@mtyvnela1129]

I once got sexually harassed by albert ainstain

[@Sh12pen]

@@christopher0401 I think it may have affected your grammar and spelling

[@RedJet99]

@@christopher0401 Oof

[@Vorionnn]

@@Sh12pen lol

[@willbarrett2758]

Worst reviewed: Magician Waiter Detective Lawyer ASMR-ist Teacher

[@leafyleafeon3825]

Dealer

[@boykyrie]

he already did magician m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y3vMcpJritpniMU

[@Billyis2Silly]

My teacher has the worst reviewed teacher down pretty well

[@mc_lillanky1470]

AND KAREN

[@danmorris9588]

kai's gaming stream I don’t think their can be a worst reviewed Karen

[@DivesRei]

💗Timestamps💗 0:01 Video Starts 0:04 JoJo Arrives 0:12 Longgg name 0:20 Welcome aboard to "Koo Koo Kachoo! We Might Crash! Boo Hoo Industries" 0:27 Personal Attendant 0:32 Virus Check 1:00 "Tons" of work experience 1:20 "Sir, you can't let your kids do backflips on other chairs. Ah, you know what screw it, yeah, go for it." 1:49 Captain's Introduction, Travel Status, e.t.c. 2:47 JoJo talking about the Captain 3:16 Welcome Gift (Ear Phones) 5:19 More talking from the Captain (Safety Protocol) 6:16 EXPIRED snacks and beverages 16:57 Entertainment 18:06 Avatar the Movie?! 👿 18:16 DAB 18:35 Outro, asking us if we want anything 💗Reminders💗 •Have you brushed your teeth? •Have you made sure your sleeping environment is perfect? •Have you got comfy pajamas on? •Have you had a drink and eaten some food? (Remember eating too much food can affect your sleep, so only eat a bit! Going to bed hungry can also affect sleep.) •Have you been to the toilet? •Have you said goodnight to any loved ones? •Have you made a to-do list for tomorrow? (If you want/need to.) •Have you put Jojo's ASMR on? 💗Tips to help you sleep💗 Don't think about falling to sleep! The more you think about it, the harder it actually is to do. Write in a gratitude journal and/or diary! (If you have one.) It'll stop your mind from over-thinking! Relax your body! A good way to do this is one body part at a time, make it tense and then relax it. If you're afraid of the dark, put a night light on! Make sure it's not too bright. Put dark mode on! It's not as bright for your eyes. And stop scrolling through social media! Just pick one video you want to relax/sleep to. 💗A nice quote💗 Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever. -Mahatma Gandhi 💗A joke to make you smile 💗 Q) What do you call a cheese that's not yours? A) Nacho cheese! 💗More coming soon. Sleep well!💗

[@samanthagonzales934]

I love you

[@TwerkingMenace]

You’ve put much effort in this as i can see....

[@Cairulom]

You put in more positivity than i needed... thank you

[@bmobro2009]

THIS IS KZbin JESUS THX FOR THE TIME STAMPS i fell bad for ur fingers

[@MarcusCollins69]

I never brush my teeth

[@ipraku]

I did not pay the train with a bed to just stand up for 20 minutes while a random guy is in front of me and can’t get through.

[@nica7747]

HAHAHAHAHA

[@Lemniscate_9088]

Ima rate one star just for that

[@akari3463]

“And of course we have to have Avatar the last airbender” Me: yooo that sounds great “...the movie” Me: ...oh....

[@sadboistudios8908]

Well there is here

[@em3157]

sad boi studios as far as im concerned there is no live action in koo koo kachoo we might crash boo hoo industries 😀

[@Brainjarmen]

The movie was so bad that aang got a permanent downvote symbol on his head

[@andrewsasmr3666]

True the movie was super bad, aang looked like a chubby 6 year old.

[@spudd5832]

My dad works on the trains so he’d probably laugh so much at this

[@BradRobinette]

Then show him

[@christianjuarez6941]

That PFP DAMNNMNNN

[@billdawg6719]

He looked so at peace when pouring the drinks, its almost like his job is relaxing

[@Angiesunshine13]

Waiiiit

[@jcboit2626]

#no-shi-Sherlock

[@reedbaker6563]

this guy is a walking, whisper talking, and breathing meme 😂

[@mariusjohnsen9746]

No one: Literally no one: Jojo casually measuring our temperature with a flashlight: «Yeah, you’re probably fine»

[@icefoxanimations]

Jojo: you’re in great hands Jojo: *crashes train*

[@sludgyburger9281]

🤣

[@Scary-Eire]

Ice Fox Animations I have ruined your 69 likes

[@icefoxanimations]

Potato Gamer *oh no*

[@brianmejia3178]

*realizes* wait a minute *jojo is only an attendance*

[@icefoxanimations]

Daily Vlogs, yeah I know that. *He crashed the train with the power of dead memes*

[@NthnSwT]

Jojo: these m&ms have nuts in Me: but I am allergic Jojo: we have had a lawsuit against us for 17 million Me: gimme one of dem

[@sirsmiles5132]

?

[@michaelburke9137]

@@sirsmiles5132 Class action lawsuit. They can get in on it and get some of the 17 million.

[@j.dpost-mortem9115]

It’s technically legal, but it’s going to be hard to win that lawsuit. Especially if it’s your hospital records say your allergic to peanuts. And you know as well.

[@mustiimedia]

LOL

[@mrmcnut3360]

Lol

[@ltsdrone4763]

"Koo Koo Kachoo! We Might Crash, Boo Hoo Industries" Holy wow that's probably the best thing I've heard from an ASMR video

[@AdamMoore-bp7xk]

Deez nuts got em

[@purplenemo77]

55 degrees Celsius Americans: Wtf he’s so cold

[@alec-md1zo]

we know what Celsius is we’re not retarded... most of us

[@maria-kc3cl]

@@alec-md1zo 💀💀

[@jerttaosterlund8618]

@@alec-md1zo but I was wondering, why are you guys using Fahrenheit instead of Celsius? Like, almost every country uses Celsius. The only ones that don't are United States, Liberia and Burma. I am confused??? Why?? Do you know, cuz I really would like to know

[@Xaisix683]

Riren/Ereri Is Love bruh honestly i have no clue, i guess they wanted us to be ✨different✨. most of us know what celsius is, alot of us don’t know how it works tho.

[@jerttaosterlund8618]

@@Xaisix683 ah I see, I see. Thank you for answeringgg c:

[@toothnick743]

How about a Worst Reviewed Dad where the screen is just blank for 15 Minutes?

[@ilikepotatoesbutnotreally]

Oh shit *I laughed*

[@playboisanti745]

👁👄👁

[@chees2]

🌟 ⭐⭐⭐⭐ My dad was not shipped to me! This is a problem and has ruined my experience with buying from this company. I am so angry right now! How could you not ship the dad to me? I even payed lots of extra money for a quality one! I can't believe this. :(

[@shrug1250]

How about instead, it’s just mom talking to us instead of dad, because he “left to get some milk”

[@jakubkoprijebany]

Your dad is Hudini then

[@unironic5715]

"Excuse me , pardon me , right this way , sorry ma'am" The classic sound of a worst attendant video.

[@roshawnellis749]

Me: sees JoJo on train. *Thomas the dank engine intensifies*

[@thebossvincent5332]

This deserves way more likes then it has

[@Da_aaa.]

I was the 100th like. I don’t think anyone cares but I’m still gonna say it

[@Deathbot101]

When he said "Avatar: The Last Airbender" I was excited He then said "The Movie" and my soul was removed from my body Edit: Well this blew up

[@varrick9048]

There was no ATLA live action movie

[@yikes4501]

There is no ATLA movie in Ba Sing Se❤❤❤

[@kenziejoliee]

The movie sucks and I'm in love with the series

[@varrick9048]

I don’t why but the live action movie is cursed as all hell Zuko doesn’t have the fire nation pony tale and he’s like Indian or something. And general Zhao like is full on Indian. I don’t why they made the majority of the fire nation characters Indian. Also Katara and Sokka are really pasty white which they are definitely tan in the actual show and sokka doesn’t have his man bun.Theres just no way you could make a three season show into a movie and it actually be good

[@LivTavares]

Scrubbing Bubbles a lot of the show’s symbolism and culture is taken from india (as well as China and Tibet), it makes a lot of sense that they cast indian/East Asian characters. There absolutely is no sense to cast white people tho, because there is 0 white people in the show itself

[@narc_potato7851]

Everyone: this service is awful. Me: HOLY CRAP I CAN AFFORD THIS?!?!?

[@raptorplayz8388]

Its 62,477.69 dollars

[@N1c0lazz]

@@raptorplayz8388 that why he can afford it and we cant😂😂

[@mamaquack247fishyarmy9]

Lol

[@_boeq5299]

@@N1c0lazz 😂 you just out played that comment and all the replies

[@N1c0lazz]

@@_boeq5299 ong bruh😂

[@umairxd6558]

He shoulda started by saying: “Welcome to the Ti-trainwreck”

[@magicspritecan4155]

WAIT,UMAIR,U HERE?

[@magicspritecan4155]

AM I DREAMING?

[@agape-704]

Wow wow

[@iquit5817]

Lol

[@veganmeatball5276]

I dont get it

[@dboi1679]

JoJo: Oh its about $17.50 per bottle. Me: Oh cool Also Me: I hate that it sounds like a real train price for a bottle of soda.

[@AccidentalTrivela]

0:04 Jojo: "... And there's your seat" Me: "AAAAAAAH!!! A FLYING HEAD!!!" * Screams in terror *

[@thepianoman888]

Lol

[@creastilaplayz3229]

Lol i cant- 😂😂😂

[@МаксимГорюнов-м7и]

Yeaaah! Finally, a new "worst reviewed" video. These are the best! Both funny and relaxing, they make you feel comfortable and ready for a good sleep. A lot of people do not like "talking" ASMR, but for me quiet human speech is the most relaxing thing ever.

[@juuuls4944]

I'm usually not a comment writer, but I just had to say this: I haven't been feeling that great lately, but that video just managed to make me feel way better. You literally saved my evening. So thank you a lot :)

[@user-vc2vf5oc3x]

I hope you're well, I'm wishing you peace and happiness

[@juuuls4944]

@@user-vc2vf5oc3x Thank you so much!

[@DandDgamer]

I hope things turn around for you soon!

[@juuuls4944]

@@DandDgamer Thank you

[@esrakalif4400]

KaMbUcHa TaStES lIKe BuTt

[@rattsune]

Time: 10pm "bRigHt aND SUnNy"

[@soulsapphire15]

I'm watching this at 10pm.

[@synx7483]

@@soulsapphire15 I was watching at 3 am same thing

[@thisaccountisinactive1075]

Yes

[@nymphayezah2935]

55 degrees Celsius* Jojo: yeah you're probably fine Me:ok then-

[@aids9943]

Jojo: 55 degrees celsius. You’ll be fine Me, an American: I’ll take your word for it

[@eowynvlaeminck]

@@aids9943 it's basically a 131 degrees Fahrenheit

[@gazmendgavazi9914]

"Koo koo kachoo got screwed" -Wolverine and Jojo

[@trustargamer5608]

Lol

[@babymariochannel8087]

I laughed way too hard on this

[@ZhiyingJiang]

JoJo:talking and while not wearing a mask Me:wait- That’s illegal

[@browncube9033]

What

[@Few_dinner]

Mate

[@creastilaplayz3229]

Thats okay cuz everything is illegal here 😂 since you're 55 degree celcius and a kid was doin a backflip on the chair-

[@tesskulhanek9991]

Jojo: I believe pringle’s age like a fine wine Me: sir there is mold on these pringle’s

[@sam.setzer4936]

I'm crying I laughed so hard. 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@LupeSunglass]

@@sam.setzer4936 sad

[@AteFruit]

Sir why do my chips smell like a boys locker room

[@Otterwhisker]

No no its just mold cheese flavor :)

[@AteFruit]

@@Otterwhisker Oh ok but why are they green and fuzzy 😳

[@keddy4463]

me: sees his airpods also me: WORST REVIEWED TRAIN ATTENDANT FLEXING HIS AIRPODS

[@idiot7181]

Airpod* lol

[@cynicalbutterscotch6581]

idiot he used that specific life hack

[@DKhuntingFS]

Him “We have avatar!” Me about to rate five stars Him “But it’s the movie” Me now rating it “It should never be a thing”

[@chadpattypersonal8731]

"We have avatar" Zuko: *WHERE*

[@maxmcgill8875]

Jojo: taping everything he can get his hands on Me : there’s a pandemic going on Jojo: 🤔, it should be fine

[@Productive_Chad]

Stfu about corona ita bs ffs.

[@arcanefarren]

DickSquad ! I can’t tell if you’re joking or not, and that’s what’s sad.....

[@Productive_Chad]

Arcane Farren Im not joking its bs so stfu

[@arcanefarren]

DickSquad ! Alrighty then. I’m going to do a little thing my mom calls “not arguing with stupid people on the internet” and ignore you now. Have fun with ignorance sir.

[@kylie3857]

DickSquad ! why are u so mad bruv

[@russsmith8300]

Jojo: gets a sponsor from raycon *Wears airpods* Edit: wow thanks for all the likes guys!!

[@efdaisumc4708]

Apple secretly giving JosephMama airpods : "Bravo 6..... Going dark....." Raycon: "MISSION FAILED, WE'LL GET EM NEXT TIME"

[@potato6436]

Efda Isumc wtf

[@user-hs6cz5nw3t]

Not only is it AirPods but it’s the AirPods Pro

[@User.2316]

Efda Isumc I get it but it’s just not funny not to be rude just saying

[@AP-en2tj]

@@efdaisumc4708 😐

[@Daniel-wj9cy]

I like how jojo promotes bose headphones while wearing air pods

[@twinmedal2789]

I love how his body just flies right through the beds🤣

[@user57614]

I laughed watching it happen, then read your comment and died

[@twinmedal2789]

Jimmy - TLOPO it makes me happy that I could make your day a little better with just a little comment

[@bornakarolj7215]

Lets be honest we thought asmr was weird but u gave it a shot and u love it now

[@kaylee5278]

darvin-dk Btw tru that

[@wake_up6792]

@kaylee that’s true*

[@mk-ky1pn]

true hehehe😅

[@Monochroze]

It makes it worse that the train isn’t even moving in the background yikes.

[@cll581]

Wow your green screen is so wonderful Jojo.

[@alty.account]

"Pringles age like fine wine" -Jojo, 7/16/20 PS: wait it's already the 7th month how

[@willbarrett2758]

16/7/20*

[@mjgoldentips7231]

@@willbarrett2758 you can do it either way

[@enricopucci4202]

He said it in American notation

[@shmiksisrymtai]

Covid not only kept us inside it sped up time

[@milkmoves384]

I’m an American child

[@sonicfan9144]

“Koo Koo Kachoo! We Might Crash, Boo-Hoo” LOL 😂.

[@Dyllie06]

55 degrees Celsius Americans: Huh The rest of the world: Hahahaha

[@Skorch420]

I must be the only american that knows my metric units and conversions then

[@itz_nathan8092]

Your body temp is 30 celsius if anyone was wondering *cough* Americans

[@adelineinactivity]

@@Skorch420 ikr

[@adelineinactivity]

@@itz_nathan8092 that would be hypothermia. 37 is average iirc

[@vanhalenfan1015]

SkorchedThorn lmao ikr

[@anatidaephobicduck3280]

Petition for Jojo to make a worst reviewed lawyer where he finds us guilty at the end

[@gabriels4123]

Please do this jojo

[@dangerousbeans]

Pleaseasease

[@sithacolol5337]

I started this idea weeks ago, and I got multiple hearts from Jojo and thousands of like but he still didn't do XDDDD. Hope he does it this time.

[@anatidaephobicduck3280]

lolzgameboi 123 im proud to pass your legacy into the new generation my master

[@darrellmccarty2913]

I think an attorney it a lawyer

[@averyspeaks]

No one: Not a soul: Jojo: Doing hand signs while the conductor is speaking

[@yodahunter5330]

Please make a lawyer roleplay where in the end he just says "guilty, but-" then it cuts out🤣

[@BrainMeltingASMR]

FUN FACT: *Chewing gum boosts mental proficiency and is considered a better test aid than caffeine - but nobody knows why*

[@anatidaephobicduck3280]

Brain Melting ASMR apple is better than coffee to stay awake and banana honey milkshake is the best possible way to get rid of a hangover

[@yespoole5499]

@@anatidaephobicduck3280 tell me why I saw the word monkey in that

[@avfc_d.p.c2146]

@@yespoole5499 banana?

[@leafyleafeon3825]

I find the flavour in gum and the fact that you have to chew to get it (and therefore you arent doing nothing) which is why it might be better than coffee

[@user-zh6zq5wd9v]

I can’t chew gum :(

[@netba_art]

I have rewatched this several times already and that intro is just my favorite, makes me laugh and puts me to a good mood lol

[@jellywafer5670]

Jojo talking about the headphones: Me: OMG HE GOT SPONSORED BY RAYCON Jojo pulling out $1 hesdphones: wait wuht Me: oh yeah that works too....

[@galaxylucy5948]

When I read the title I immadietly heard Judy D saying "WoRsT rEviEwEd MoNtH" in my head

[@galaxylucy5948]

@Nobert Rord omg yes 😂😂

[@andrew7301]

"55°C...... yeah, you're probably fine" Me: Ore wa mou shindeiru.

[@RobertCovingtonBurnerAccount]

We need a worst reviewed dance instructor.

[@deadpoolmemes8061]

Just ask any shy white person

[@RobertCovingtonBurnerAccount]

Deadpool Memes very true

[@welpitried1388]

Jojo: Welcome to Koo Koo Kachoo ,we might crash boo hoo Industries Me: yeah that’s not sus at all

[@1unob]

that’s a wolverine reference 😭

[@coupa10]

UNO B who is that

[@maybelater3487]

Of course part of his name is "You're already dead" 😂 Edit: For people who probably don't actually know, "Omae wa mou shindaru" is Japanese for "You're already dead"

[@Fribevy]

For real?

[@NoName-oi6vw]

@@Fribevy wtf your pfp makes my phone lag

[@jennifermatos9830]

JoJo: we have avatar the last Airbender Passangers: we all liked that JoJo: the movie Passangers: we didn't like that

[@tyrex_MF]

nobody: not a single soul: jojo: kOo KoO KaChOO! wE mIghT cRasH! bOO hOo IndUsTriEs

[@tonysmith7610]

Just as I read this he said that

[@anthonyw2486]

Jojo:👉🤛🖖🤘✋🤙👇🤞🤜✌️👏✍️👋☝️🤙

[@DarianTheSUB-in6ve]

@@anthonyw2486 bruh :)))

[@dubzeevrclips9540]

Haha so funny. Im gonna die laughing. No seriously stop youre too funny.

[@Memer_Monkey]

Wow you’re so funny 😐😑😐

[@cash_2a]

been loyal to this vid for 2 years and did anyone else see the teaser for the new mission impossible and get top gun vibes when he said "talk to me benji"

[@caniget500subswithoutanyvi7]

cool and fun facts Hot water will turn into ice faster than cold water. 4. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. 5. Ant's take rest for around 8 Minutes in 12 hour period. 6. "I Am" is the shortest complete sentence in the English language. 7. Coca-Cola was originally green.

[@That19_yz125]

Cool facts did you know that Coca-Cola was made out of cocaine in the beginning

[@renn7459]

“No.” Could also be the shortest

[@hemigardiner9714]

And isn’t the tongue the most flexible muscle not strongest.

[@lukeauyeung4152]

Hot water only turns to ice under very specific circumstances. Also, I'm pretty sure there are other 2 word sentences.

[@gayas3695]

robthedog HQ mommy look at me I’m doing coke

[@sj5796]

"55c" "Yeah you're probably fine" Me: **Every doctor**-

[@evangault1392]

Ah, it's fine, its way above any bad temperature. At least you're traveling with a nice ghost

[@netflixedits3831]

My friend: what’s the best train industry Me: ohh definitely Koo Koo Kachoo we might crash boo hoo

[@bennewton6388]

Jojo: 55 degrees... Me: that’s a bit low O.O Jojo: Celsius Me: oh I guess that’s good? Jojo: *hesitating* uh- yeah, you should - you should be fine

[@eowynvlaeminck]

I mean, average human temperature is around 36 celcius so unless you're on fire yeah sure I guess hahahah

[@glossypeony3553]

131 Fahrenheit

[@bunnydiamondweapon]

I already hate 30°C so... 🥵🔥

[@schooleditz8235]

Jojo is literally every single personality at once.

[@funneygirl22playz48]

Train announcement:It's 3:30 at night Me:okay Train announcement: with the weather looking bright Me; w a i t

[@jojostwin2492]

4:57 JoJo: let me untangle these for you *proceeds to have a mental breakdown.*

[@beskars]

Mhm

[@dun2995]

Dude go away you’re fake and everyone know....

[@jojostwin2492]

dun did I ever say I was real?

[@999spizer2]

JoJo’s Twin yes you did to me :)

[@drawingdinokai]

Hey Jojos twin glad too see you on another one of jojos videos you both must be such close brothers 😃😂

[@scooooooooby]

i literally stopped watching jojo to watch this anyway have a good night💛

[@dom_the_whale5140]

me when he sniffles his nose: welcome to BWAWAAA train boo hoo i'm crying inc

[@pinesy9452]

JoJo is the best asmrist AND I SPIT FACTS AND ONLY FACTS.

[@designatorthegenerator6153]

K

[@RLaquatics]

Ok

[@ariananagy]

Yes that’s a fact

[@marimarii4425]

but it’s a opin- 👁👄👁 I’ll just not say anything

[@yeagerbombed3036]

Watch latte asmr

[@Angiesunshine13]

Him: 55 degrees C....yeah you’re probably fine Me, who doesn’t know Celsius: I don’t know how hot that is but by the way he said that I know it’s bad

[@senmiin]

Lmao, in Celsius 36-37° would be normal so... yea, you'd be pretty dead xD

[@mattialodipasini5094]

When ur okay ur temperature in degrees Celsius is 36-37, soo, yeah, ur pretty dead

[@Rhykngsnpe]

Idiots it's 79-80 idk wat thermometers Ur using

[@TranZitJr]

@@Rhykngsnpe Celsius you mong

[@sour_crust5803]

In the uk 25 degrees Celsius is really hot so probably a couple hundred Fahrenheit idk

[@sonicfan9144]

“Finding Shrek” cracked me up so hard. 🤣🤣

[@jordanwhitehead8600]

Appropriately he might have been referring to Finding Nemo

[@jeffreyc7228]

"It is 10:30 pm at night and it is looking bright and sunny" Me: Why don't I go outside right now 😁

[@awong3826]

Jojo: describes very good things of high quality headphones Also Jojo; proceeds to take out ear buds Me: ah, yes its all coming together now My English is bad oop

[@zachtaylor4473]

Bro I thought it was a sponsor mid video

[@hloothe1015]

Nah, ur English is great ❤️

[@awong3826]

@@zachtaylor4473 HAHAKSKS

[@awong3826]

@@hloothe1015 tysm ow9❤

[@yuno7989]

other asmrtists: friendly flight attendants, professional face painter, accurate roleplays jojo: koo koo kacho we might crash boohoo!

[@senmiin]

"15 days late..." Well, Deutsche Bahn is quaking

[@auly19]

I love how every German is making fun of that

[@tom131_]

@ghostonheinternet ._. Im a german, Deutsche Bahn sucks, once our Train was *6* Hours to late..

[@rulebreaker5965]

Isso

[@sippycupdoll]

To be honest the whole roleplay sounds like deutsche Bahn. Plot twist: it’s the actual name of the firm

[@minityp2296]

Hahah deutsche Bahn xd First my train came half an hour later then 2 hours and then it got canceled aber ja guhhhht

[@BS25-mc]

Avatar the last air bender.... the movie JoJo how could you that actually hurt my soul remembering that terrible film

[@gaugemae1532]

Oh god my feelings hurt and I'm not even at that part

[@davidacheson4682]

“Plz feel free to use your children and minors as shields” 🤣🤣🤣

[@aoifekennedy9004]

I died laughing at that 😂😂😂

[@StoicHunter12]

The worst reviewed series from JoJo are the best, Im always hyped when I see one uploaded

[@oikinoo9012]

This train attendant has been talking to me for twenty minutes I can feel all the other passenger's eyes I think they also need to be seated.

[@instant1364]

😂😂

[@patricksmith9540]

LOL "55⁰ C, you're fine" 😂 you are most certainly NOT fine

[@SvsaKing]

You can tell its the worst reviewed when he says “You’re already dead!” Before he says Welcome.

[@taboundyemak]

omae wa mou shindeiru 😳😳

[@Deadcablecorbs]

mike litoris N A N I

[@tristan1544]

Gacha Life is weird

[@SvsaKing]

ast.Tristan depends. Is “weird” really a bad thing?