ASMR | Worst Robbery Ever Role Play! (ft. Lazuras ASMR)

Thank you to my brother ‪@lazurasasmr4253‬ for being a part of this video! We had a lot o fun making it and I hope you all enjoy our ASMR video! DON'T FORGET TO SMILE!
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[@lazurasasmr4253]

This was so much fun to make! Love you bro! P.S I thought the toilet paper would be essential haha

[@gratax3312]

Lazuras ASMR 😂🤣

[@billytomkins3373]

He is moaning about toilet paper but he is using a used brush🤢🤮🥵🥶🤒😵💀☠

[@zaierjafri1998]

You did release that he your bro you can tell him that in real life

[@shrek-7291]

This reminds me of me and my twin bro commenting on each other’s KZbin videos.

[@XxKxNgDaRkN3ssxX]

Hey lazuras I hope u get over 1 mil subscribers just hang in there and NEVER GIVE UP!

[@stabemj]

Imagine if they did a hacker role play that would be golden

[@steamis6469]

*quiet hacker voice* I’m in

[@neetlikereallyneet9103]

I would love it if Lazuras was the recipient and it was late, and we saw his hushed reactions to ridiculous things happening.

[@thedhp5303]

Watch dogs leigion my bro

[@zombunny_edits]

Yes

[@BillyBats773]

What ever happened to Joseph from OF?

[@a.r.s.family5451]

Yo they might be the dopest duo ever in the asmr world just you wait

[@ramonadebeauvesierwatson3854]

I think they already are tho

[@a.r.s.family5451]

Maybe

[@DarDar-rw4zd]

Ramona de Beauvesier Watson I agree

[@urmum4520]

They're brothers

[@JaneDoe-cz5oe]

Ok, but how is no one talking about: "These might cost thousands, maybe even hundreds!"

[@sunlessfiber5106]

hundreds of thousands?

[@Pwilsom]

F

[@oshkoshsomeone2984]

Lol he said that as soon as i read your comment

[@memedoodmcmemerson6453]

I have childhood issues with Ronald McDonald, you just reminded me of everything

[@guitartrumpetflute]

2:52 "What is that?! It's a chihuahua, thought it was a rat". Poor Happy 😂

[@januarysson5633]

If that was a chihuahua the ASMR would go down fast from there. 😂😂😂

[@oskarb.6349]

When I saw the background and saw where I live I was like: *Mmmmmh I like the way this is going*

[@carz_r_life33]

FBI OPEN UP

[@PratkYT]

heyy, i think i saw you on discord

[@byronmartinez9522]

FBI: lets get this house down the people drug FBI: let go FBI OPEN UP drestoy the House

[@byronmartinez9522]

:]

[@hughjarsonballs]

byron martinez what did you just try to say?

[@wtggg]

So nobody’s going to mention how he’s using a flashlight in a fully lit house (backdrop)

[@christianmartinez8042]

Fr

[@Vulces]

That’s because he chooses what goes on the green screen AFTER the video is done being recorded. So he didn’t really think of that I guess.

[@sherlockholmes927]

@@Vulces the title is worst robbery ever do you guys not put 2 and 2 together?

[@peanut4290]

You can never have enough light.

[@wtggg]

Sherlock Holmes ok detective

[@shakiradd623]

Me: what are you doing in my house?? Ryan: you and me are gonna take this floor Me: ow I didn't know I was part off this robbery

[@frankieflow13]

😂😂same

[@christianmartinez8042]

This reminded me of a vine that Kenny Knox made

[@mentowinter4398]

Im pretty sure he showed a picture of the "owner" of the house and it was a legit pic of Ryan

[@68mudd]

Not your house

[@jewelxiat]

HAHAHAHAHA THAT MAKES IT FUNNIER LMFAO

[@chiefkeefsosabangbang]

2:40 big brain using the flash light when the lights in the house is on

[@tomwest8454]

That’s the point they are bad robbers

[@whatisrealwillprosper6224]

Now you can do worst police officers role-play and investigate this house

[@valcirp1754]

y e s

[@yaboyadgey5392]

Ryan: bravo six going dark Me: you were ghost the whole time

[@gillyweed68]

Day 3 of asking Ryan for a rude subway employee role-play. Where he makes the sandwich wrong and burns it and messes up the order

[@nikhilkujur9744]

That's just regular subway service

[@ssil3nce476]

@@nikhilkujur9744 in spain yeah

[@tobinferrall6897]

pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeees

[@kamrynholderman-berger3330]

Me: Not talking at all Him: *pulls out box* Me: Cause that's not supsicious at- Him: sHh ShH sSsHh Me: Well d a m n

[@alisonsoifer4191]

I like that you’re including your brother into your asmr videos!

[@sarahanne__]

They both remind me of the robbers from the original home alone film I Stan 😂😂😂

[@sophiahbn9535]

I thought that too😂

[@Pink3rx]

Yessss

[@sarahanne__]

@aj styles right ???

[@ethanhorn5476]

You are by far the best and coolest asmrtist I’ve ever come across. You make amazing asmr and always find a way to make it funny which is something not much other asmrtists can do. You always find a way to make me laugh and I really enjoy watching your videos. Keep up the amazing work man you are amazing.

[@dugong4742]

“ tastes like a million views “ 😂 - Ryan 2020

[@MilesParker475]

11:40 i was about to sleep but i laughed so hard and now i cant sleep 😂😂😂

[@lanefame1811]

@The Asmr Ryan I’ve been trying to thank you because you have helped me forget and relax during these hard times and I really wanted to thank you for that

[@ccopenhaver1619]

“360, no scope, off the top of rust.” those are the best 😂

[@ssil3nce476]

I didnt hear it bc i fell sleep so... timestamps?

[@jordycolin4390]

So like when are we getting a shrek roleplay anyone else agree?

[@mlpfamhearts6996]

7:16 spongebobs house?! Damn that is valuable 😱

[@lilmochi8923]

Ryan: It might of been Bon Voyage. Me: Oh dang that Villain from Incredibles is now an artist?

[@alfiem2558]

His name was Bomb Voyage

[@lilmochi8923]

Alfie Moran Ohh my fault. It’s been a while since I’ve watched Incredibles.

[@drowarcher4208]

Ryan is a professional. He robbed people in an alleyway, dark house, I'm pretty sure even more. Chris has a lot to learn in the robbing business.

[@showtimeroyy]

“ I could touch anything I want without leaving evidence” *then proceeds to throw wipe on floor* 😂😂😂

[@jewelxiat]

I WAS LOOKING FOR THE COMMENT THAT MENTIONED THIS LMFAOOOO

[@itsbreonn]

“Taste like a million views” - Ryan 2020

[@doggo9421]

9k views

[@rley3826]

Lol

[@_ZAHNO_]

5:47 That man just stole the CHAOS EMERALDS!

[@notzee]

When he showed the picture I choked as I was laughing too hard 💀💀

[@sero470]

These guys are insane! How can you rob rico without expecting consequenses? -btw a video were rico catches them and scolds them would be 🔥

[@bigballer8437]

i don’t even have a blue ray player anyways when he called a chihuahua a rat, i felt that. they are the devil of dogs.

[@melodystime]

I feel like I could definitely hear Happy snoring hahahaha! I kept taking off my earphones to see if something was going on outside :)) loved the video and I always love Happy, especially loved the bits of tapping and scratching!

[@EnchantedReader89]

Same 😂😂

[@jewelxiat]

Holy shit I thought it was coming from my cats LMFAO 🤣

[@Mosscause]

For a second I thought this was my house and I was just standing there watching you steal my stuff

[@PastelBunny1111]

When you rob your own house just to prove you have money....

[@deivinsdievins2436]

Those kinds of videos from Ryan are one of the best videos (for me).Thank you Ryan.

[@mttynan4690]

not gonna lie, when they had the box of diamonds, i thought there were a box of finger paints

[@claudiaalcaidenavarro8965]

SO DO I

[@xtommy1984x]

14:11 damn, that was a good one😂

[@Vulces]

Human he’s not implying that he’s going to get a million views, he’s implying that it is a popular microphone that gets used by Huge ASMR- artists that get a million views

[@bluecupeh1652]

Them: THIS IS A ROBBERY!! Me: Be quiet please my baby brother is sleeping. Them:

[@xAnthonyx_]

Okay that file with the photo was the jackpot!!! Good find! Sick watch as well! And I can’t believe it but you forgot to say “don’t forget to smile”!! Something I always look forward to at the end 😄 but great video guys! Glad to see you guys collaborating more!

[@GUILLEN4714]

Did homie just say Spider-Man 3 is better than 1&2 ????

[@TheIronSaiyan]

It is idk what you talking about. Like it's literally the best Spider-Man movie in history. Whoever thinks otherwise is a trog

[@taysfinalformt6yy36]

aj styles this a Asmr video and in the comments y’all arguing about spiderman😂

[@xthepotatowolfx2334]

“What’s that? Oh that’s a chihuahua.” *then where’s the demon screeching*

[@Yoongiisacat]

Ryan:what do you mean? Me:........ Ryan:well that's a good idea Me:👁️👄👁️

[@lucplayed]

It is nice to see that you let your brother into your videos!

[@Day_11]

Yay! I like you and Chris collaborations!😁

[@Robotgames00]

Now either he is a REALLY good actor, or deep inside, he is a controlling, angry boss-like person, underneath his kind and friendly surface. Probably both! Great work!

[@stephanienunez3022]

8:07 incredibles Joke? Possibly

[@GraveyardGhoul98]

Yup definitely an incredibles joke

[@ashleyarteaga1492]

LMFAO THE BEGINNING HAD ME LAUGHING. love it ! ♥️ keep up the good work !

[@zokethefirst]

I love how you're promoting your brother by making collabs with him, he's so unique and comical. I love it :)

[@arandomnerd9351]

I literally NEED a part 2... your brother and yourself are so talented and this is such a funny role play. Maybe you guys being caught by the cops or robbing a different house.

[@unknown.2972]

love the strangers mask from ryan 🤣

[@Burneraccount7744]

They should make it were lazuras makes his side of ASMR robbery in his channel but he’s upstairs

[@shockblast-fg9ph]

Robbers: come to rob me Me: i have pizza rolls Robbers: ? Me: want some? Robbers: oh hell yea Edit i know its not good im just bored and sleepy

[@Choochoobird]

Ryan: now I can touch anything I want without leaving any evidence *throws the wipe on the floor*

[@stephanienunez3022]

There’s so many jokes in here

[@itsexpla]

this is probably even the longest robbery ever aswell !! if you want a successful robbery, you should be outside a building in less than 4 minutes.

[@vgreen1106]

"If you cant handle it ill send you home...in a body bag!" I felt that!!! Lol

[@starzz799]

I love how when he was naming the diamonds 😂

[@sophiahbn9535]

Reminds me on the two guys from home alone ahaha love you 2 🥰

[@gagatoes2940]

10:01 manz knowin what we truly need

[@sailorcat]

Haha, that was so funny!^^ Especially the "diamond names". xD And "thousands - maybe even hundreds!" xD

[@LemonJaks]

love you and you brother dude! amazing vid

[@jessfashionable70]

I like the new channel intro, that your brother is on board off asmr train and his curly hair 💇. Someone had to say it.

[@kingsandqueensasmr5135]

You and Chris should do a mixed role play with horror and Disney btw I love both ur channels they are the best ❤️❤️

[@Mussy606]

Love the strangers mask you wore, great roleplay guys 😂👍

[@treborboyer]

The only asmr roleplay where whispering isn't so weird

[@jamesclayton9868]

The collab the world deserved

[@MilkManCaravan]

It’s cool that you and your brother both do asmr Especially because I found both you guys on accident

[@saffrey4917]

1:40 i was shook for a sec :)

[@leftin2000]

My favorite part is when he whispers 🤯🤯🤯

[@feitanportor6842]

I watch too much forensic files. I was freaking out about all the wrong things in here 👀 guess it really was the worst robbery ever My favorite part was when you called the red gem "shama llama ding dong"

[@gamingdj3455]

No way the first necklace u showed I have the same one ☝️ (love ur vids so relaxing) 😊👍

[@johnyeet6442]

YES, THE START OF THE GOLDEN ASMR ERA!!!!

[@cfjyt2631]

6:25 the samalamadingdong 😂😂🤣😂

[@breezy5937]

Ryan how am I meant to try to relax and sleep while I'm laughing 😂

[@taygold7]

Ryan you guys should totally do a video of Rico and his main henchman. It would make such an amazing video

[@alyssajones4368]

Lmao, I lost my shit. This roleplay was fucken hilarious. Y'all need to collaborate more. Thanks for the laughs you two. 👍🏼

[@xdrakenx6557]

1:48 Ryan- "are you gonna tell me how to do my job, because im not gonna tell you how to do yours" Me- "Umm you just did" Ryan- "I know the way this works" Me- "OK OK"

[@synntax764]

Ryan: uses flashlight at a rlly bright place Me: something is wrong with u m8

[@luc631]

Chris and Ryan in this roleplay remind me of Marv and harry from home alone

[@cheyenne2365]

You should do a candy store roleplay!!!(perhaps in a Willy Wonka “insane” style?)

[@Fatherless_Rascal]

so nice of you that your giving your brother this massive boost

[@KarlTheKarl1]

Is this the new Home Alone film? I hope it is! Does that mean Ryan’s Harry (the Jo Pesci one) and Chris is Marv (the tall dumb afro one)

[@omarrodriguez5507]

Love how he made a homemade mask version from the movie The Strangers

[@bvri9956]

This dude is actually so good at acting

[@jennybean0678]

Ryan: bravo 6 going dark Also ryan: puts on a bright white mask

[@tyreichard9801]

The metal pineapple looks like it came from a chipotle

[@MedicatedFilm]

1 thing ryan will never lose his comedy , man this is so funny!!!👍👍👍👍🤣

[@mrpenguin456]

There he is my Favorite gta Online character😂😂 love the video😉

[@lightningfc3282]

2:21 leaves evidence on floor. pretty lit joke

[@fazesandnanfesn7966]

Loved this video so funny and it made my day keep up the good work both of you

[@deadmemes3355]

I love the fact that Ryan does same with his brother

[@slinux8420]

Lol the fact in the end he basically callout the gaming community

[@mylife-23]

I luv how Ryan's always da boss.

[@jaredalmaraz6843]

Bro that finger print joke is pure gold 🤣

[@samkoopmann8833]

I recognize that background from matty tingles book club rp

[@froggyoctopus493]

He forgot to say don’t forget to smile :(

[@grafilth341]

I’m supposed to be sleeping when I watch ASMR but I just like to watch for the roleplays now

[@presidentist1653]

The robbery was very cool, but stealing SPIDERMAN 3 was the true crime 😂😂😭😭😭

[@rosefeltch6313]

That intro.. truly something wicked

[@shanepulliam4152]

What the French artists name Moustache twist* Ah yes I've heard of him isnt he the brother of that musician Beard stroke*

[@AFadedBean]

it’s mad crazy how a cop, game store owner, a tingle dealer, and other people look exactly the same