ASMR | Rude Boss Fires You Role Play!

[@TheASMRRyan]

Shoutout to everyone who caught that Incredibles Reference 😉👍🏻

[@shlatyRL]

3am and im watching this to sleep rn

[@keepers-mc]

BRO I GOT A HUGE SMILE WHEN U SAID THE LINE ABOUT THE THUMBTACK AND Coincidence I think not lol 😂

[@Bruh-sw4ll]

Lol I got the joke that’s what I should say to my crush

[@kelliherreras5983]

Do Jack Black in Goosebumps please 🥺

[@biguzi3500]

timestamp??

[@AlexRoper69]

knowing the asmr community, i’ll get another job in around a day or two.

[@TheASMRRyan]

hahahaha such a good comment i love this

[@kieran7585]

Prince cuts might be hiring 😂🤔

[@LuvHydrooo]

@@TheASMRRyan ahhh I liked 1 min after u posted this im early lololol

[@LuvHydrooo]

@@kieran7585 like in 4 seconds ur welcome

[@DrillaVerm]

Kieran Collier lmaoooooo

[@anthonyrosse5925]

These are getting better every day you make them. Backgrounds, sounds, scripts everything is going up. I wouldn’t be shocked if In a couple years you apear in a big movie as a main role. Keep it up man!

[@TheASMRRyan]

thats the dream! Let's hope we get there someday

[@ghostangel224redalphawolf5]

@@TheASMRRyan favorite ASMR artist

[@anthonyrosse5925]

I also hope you get there someday!

[@ElyOrSomething]

Ah yes, the friendly character is gone, we're back to normal

[@TheASMRRyan]

hahahah much better i assume

[@kyorakishysui944]

TessaOrSomething yeetus feetus

[@austinkirk3696]

Yes!!!!!!!!

[@Squidoodler]

No one: Literally no one: Ryan: *counting his youtube money very richly*

[@Rob-sg5rp]

Lmao fake ass money too💀💀

[@TheASMRRyan]

hahaha it's prop money xD but thanks!

[@GIl_cepeda]

Snitch boi

[@leahkinney9416]

No ü LOL

[@leahkinney9416]

He opens his black book richly lol

[@magsokc97]

Once again, Debra: The ASMR Ryan’s assistant for every role play

[@TheASMRRyan]

DAMMIT DEBRA!

[@PrimadonnaDoll]

And Jojo’s asmr 😂

[@rachelwalsh9088]

Well not in the rude rich kid video

[@sabine2748]

Ryan: "Do you know what a shower is?" Me: *laying in bed, sick af, looking like I've been crawling trough the woods for years* .... Me: *wimpering* "I am sorry Sir..."

[@TheASMRRyan]

hahahah just an innocent "im sorry"

[@GI-mc1jw]

Lol I'm sick rn I have a running nose 🙄😑

[@kilo1703]

Must have the corona virus

[@carlos2535]

Sabine you role up in your nice Lamborghinis you show off your iPhone 11 am I paying you

[@user-jm9xx2sk3o]

*through

[@abhayansh02]

You deserve an Oscar for your roleplays.

[@TheASMRRyan]

hahah wow thanks so much! i love to act! Hopefully someday i will get an oscar!

[@gdcee3642]

CEO of hiring Debra

[@TheASMRRyan]

always and forever haha

[@carlos2535]

The ASMR Ryan hello he roles up in a Lamborghinis flexing

[@brainletgaming8093]

Mate everyone's hiring debra

[@liaanolinakalittledreamer7057]

Because Debra is an evolved Karen...

[@liaanolinakalittledreamer7057]

@Queen Mantis it's Debra

[@aspidle1]

Boss: *fires me* Me: That's why the 100's you was counting in the beginning are fake!!

[@killlll_pluto]

GoofStar 101 like Lil Tracy said “If it’s no blue strips on my hunnids i don’t want it, want it”

[@TheASMRRyan]

hahahah you got me there goof!

[@carlos2535]

GoofStar 101 you think your better than everyone here with your Lamborghinis and your new jays and your new pro iPhone 11 pro are you kidding me

[@aspidle1]

@@carlos2535 Ay man I dont remember saying all that what I said was just me tryna be funny. Just calm down man idk what your deal is.

[@carlos2535]

GoofStar 101 alright

[@alexburpee517]

Debra, mineral water! I’m stressed. 😂I’m dying

[@aerithsgf1575]

Alex Burpee strawberry please

[@TheASMRRyan]

hahaha and it better be strawberry!

[@Danielknk]

Me: *doing nothing wrong* My girlfriend: 2:16

[@legendaryluigi2024]

Exactly that happens to a lot of people

[@tyl3r601]

What girlfriend

[@bigboinelly8046]

Ewww you better not have kissed before marriage

[@henrique7952]

Bro i clicked the time stamp right when that exact time was on the screen already

[@theycallmeblue1502]

For me she says 4:29

[@danwilson1669]

Is it because I infected everyone in the office with the coronavirus

[@VMadnezzYT]

Ur so funny

[@rl_liam1782]

No. Its because you infected this business

[@TheASMRRyan]

just wash your hands buddy!

[@rl_liam1782]

@@TheASMRRyan oke masta let kill da virus

[@GgTTV828]

@@rl_liam1782 BEEEEEEECCCHHH

[@LukeDreamsASMR]

Ryan: you’re fired Me: WOO, more time to watch ASMR!

[@TheASMRRyan]

hahaha now thats thinking positive!

[@naevisparx9699]

"you think you're funny huh?" "i think im adorable" literally ALL i could think about throughout the video LMAOOO

[@alexburpee517]

I think the rude one is actually us 😂

[@TheASMRRyan]

hahahah yeah going through all the things you did looks like it haha

[@sugarcrystals5649]

We punched an old lady, made fun of a housfire survivor, andvsaid "bro doggy bro". We also may have stole money, and have disrespected our kind boss over and over. We may be evil...

[@sugarcrystals5649]

Thanks for the highlight!

[@uwuowo2621]

maybe we are chad, all those things sound like something chad would do

[@bwytt4718]

Gemma Stone What people don’t realise is, Ryan did not highlight your comment, once you clicked on your notifications, youtube highlighted it so that you know which comment/reply was liked/replied to. Not trying to be rude, but, Ryan didn’t highlight your comment, youtube did.

[@beehivegames7696]

I would never say “bro doggy bro”

[@TheASMRRyan]

sorry, i mean "doggy bro doggy"

[@beehivegames7696]

The ASMR Ryan now you got it

[@kineticmirage6641]

13:00 Oh my gosh you did that incredibles reference!!!!!!! I saw it coming and I was just waiting for it and bam! I have never been so hype watching asmr

[@gabrielberry1947]

The llama of happy🦙 Now ur day has slightly improved

[@TheASMRRyan]

ALL HAIL THE LLAMA!

[@gacharambo6100]

I was sitting in my bed kinda deppressed looking at the coments of ASMR: sees this Deppression: *ight ima head out*

[@gabrielberry1947]

Thank you

[@thedude391]

@@TheASMRRyan no hail the snake cult.

[@geekymetalhead5112]

Ryan: *makes a rude boss video while I'm at work* Me: *Confused screaming*

[@low-budgefudge2164]

"I'm going to turn you inside out, and I ain't talking Disney" XD I cant

[@amishaharikantra5824]

but ma’am this is a mcdonald’s drive thru

[@succbignut5346]

So funny I forgot to laugh

[@UnDragonized]

Succ Big nut who asked 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@sandrac.alvarenga8395]

@@UnDragonized i did

[@sandrac.alvarenga8395]

@Rems Cloud Bro that was mad funny 😐😐😐

[@carlos2535]

Rems Cloud your fired you role up in a Lamborghini you have a iPhone 11

[@d4tnes173]

Debra has got to be one of the richest assistants going, she’s got so many jobs at this point

[@thelegendkillersshittyduff1335]

Not as many as Krispy Kreme or froggy fresh

[@eoincondon848]

5:53 perfect opportunity “it’s lit” 💀

[@branwynmcdowell9556]

“I will set you on fire” the amount of vitriol that line was delivered with was actually incredible 😂👍🏻

[@Mussy606]

Me: **enjoying my day Ryan: **uploads this video** Me: well, I dont have a job sooo, time to watch the others suffer in the comments 😈😈

[@NeonRedVans]

MatthewIrishLad01 me af rn 🤣🤣🤣

[@JesusChrist-mm8rs]

Never fear, Jesus is here

[@botforandroid6.934]

Forgive me father for I have sinned I held hands with my Minecraft girlfriend and we weren't even married

[@botforandroid6.934]

And I

[@botforandroid6.934]

Put my Minecraft bed next 2 hers

[@botforandroid6.934]

I'm so sorry

[@JesusChrist-mm8rs]

Bot for Android 6.9 it’s okay dear child, you are forgiven

[@FullyB8ked]

Wait, Jojo ASMR names his assistant Debra. And yours is called that as well. I have 2 plausible theories: Jojo and Ryan are the same people, or they exist in the same canonical universe and had the same assistant.

[@geekymetalhead5112]

A 4th wall break inside a 4th wall break? That's like.....16 walls.

[@GrizzlyGamer404]

@@geekymetalhead5112 isn't that from a movie or something? 😂

[@geekymetalhead5112]

@@GrizzlyGamer404 Deadpool

[@GrizzlyGamer404]

@@geekymetalhead5112 I've seen that movie so many times and i am ashamed that i didn't know it was from Deadpool 😂

[@suprememanchote6877]

Jojo asmr was the first asmrist i watched

[@T4K3N]

Ryan: “I’ll give a call to a good Police Officer friend of mine” Me: “Ah Officer no games Gutierrez”

[@saturn4639]

The Ghoul I like ghouls

[@Wirralspotter]

Rude boss: You’re fired Me: I am the founder of the company.

[@TheASMRRyan]

hahaha damn!

[@Clood_]

wow It's incredible how Debra is in all roleplay videos HAHAHAHHAH

[@TheASMRRyan]

she's a hard worker haha

[@marcotvasmr]

I live in Italy and we are all quarantined. Making videos asmr and watching videos asmr of other channels reassures me very much. Thank you 🤗

[@m.k.9572]

Here I am, laying in bed, arguing with my phone in order to fall asleep... Thx for another great video Ryan❤️

[@TheASMRRyan]

hahahha thanks so much for watching and enjoying!

[@AwesomeFlamingoX]

there’s something so relaxing about your videos. i think it’s the humor that is always subtly there that makes it a comfortable space. other asmr channels are a lot more awkward

[@RainRiderAmbience]

rude boss. story of my life.. 😊

[@TheASMRRyan]

oh let's hope someday you can get a better one! Or even be your own boss someday!

[@brettmgeorge]

13:07 “you straight up just slashed my tires what the fu-“ 😂😂

[@Mike-he1rf]

You are the king of role plays Ryan 🤴

[@TheASMRRyan]

that means so much to me thank you!

[@flynniganyuh4404]

I love the way he adds his own jokes in these videos,keep up the good work.

[@myserenity5576]

Ryan: you stole money Me: yup Ryan: slashed my tires Me: yup Ryan: and made fun of Debra Me: *NOW I WOULD NEVER!!!*

[@Bawlls420]

This man could write a movie, star in it, produce it, and he would be so successful. You’re an amazing actor and you’re an inspiration.

[@its_tinyo.o1532]

"COINCIDENCE?!?! I THINK NOOOOOOT!!!" I literally love that partt!! I haven't seen the first one in a while but I got the joke!!😂 I love your rolplays

[@jdub910]

I love how you have been working in these movie quotes into the role plays. Really cool

[@brickyoutube]

Please Ryan this is my first day, Ryan.

[@TheASMRRyan]

GET OUT! haha

[@LauraOnDuty]

3:04 She was being a meanie! What do you expect? 4:06 I lost my kitty and I had to make sure she was safe. :( 5:11 I’m a fan of Deadpool. :) 7:46 Strangely enough, the rat is my Chinese zodiac sign. :) 9:28 One of them was Johnny Bravo, so I had to! :D 10:44 The number was the key to travelling to Oz! 12:12 I once tricked my idol into seeing his “favourite” cartoon. :D 14:02 She ate the last cheese puff! > : ( 18:17 Welcome to the 21st century. 21:16 Called it! :D

[@lunacallaway5126]

finally get to experience being fired

[@TheASMRRyan]

welcome! hahahah

[@jennastevenson7061]

@@TheASMRRyan hi my name is Jenna and I love your videos and I love how you do the asmr voice

[@glaaki2665]

"She had it coming" made me cackle. I can't sleep under these conditions.

[@cathuwu6494]

Me: having an exam today Ryan: uploads a new video Me:holy crap Its 6am here and I have to study first School:has suspended classes today Me: *opens my phone* oH yEaH😎😎😎

[@ysabelabad3661]

Lol

[@TheASMRRyan]

hell yeah! hahaaha enjoy!

[@cathuwu6494]

@@TheASMRRyan has just made my day!

[@ProfessorASMR]

This is the most relaxing way to be let go of ever! Excellent role play also! Thank you for the tingles, Ryan!

[@b.l.u.r9008]

He’s not even really rude he’s just reasonably upset 😂

[@ajjuco7781]

This not an asmr it's just straight up comedy I love it!😂😂😂 like this man

[@aguaSMOOTH]

Awesome video ryan I told some of my friends about you your videos are SUPPERR RELAXING💜

[@TheASMRRyan]

thanks so much! I really appreciate you spreading the channel

[@aguaSMOOTH]

@@TheASMRRyan do you have any advice for growing channels?

[@little.mizzfit]

ɪᴛs ᴛʜᴇ sᴏᴄᴋs ᴡɪᴛʜ sᴀɴᴅʟᴇs ɪsɴ'ᴛ ɪᴛ- sɪʀ ɪᴍ sᴏʀʀʏ! *ɪᴛ ᴡᴀs ᴏɴʟʏ ᴏɴᴄᴇ!*

[@theycallmeblue1502]

Ryan: "Come on time for once" Me: "Why does this seem oddly familiar"

[@diverchow9282]

I get it

[@symmetryking8884]

Ryan is the funniest asmrtist man. This video gave me more than a few chuckles as well as tingles 😂

[@endzi_the_fangirl]

Ryan: You're fired. Me: Is it because I always fall asleep? Seriously tho Ryan is the best ASMRtist ever 😊 Love the video!!

[@feelinxbasic5536]

Endzi_ The_Fangirl **seriously you mean 🤨😭?

[@TheASMRRyan]

thank you [so much happy you enjoyed!

[@endzi_the_fangirl]

@@feelinxbasic5536 thanks for telling me. Didn't even notice. Must have autocorrected it. LOL. Just changed it.

[@ziggy3325]

I really like the sarcasm or the rhetorical joke questions you add pls do more 😂 great video

[@IceBlueASMR]

I don't even care if i'm fired. This is so relaxing 😆👍

[@TheASMRRyan]

hell yeah haha just saw your latest vid! Great work man!

[@IceBlueASMR]

@@TheASMRRyan Thank you. Appreciate it 🙏

[@rachelwalsh9088]

These videos are genuinely amazing they make me to to sleep instantly and laugh ( that last one was a compliment there not boring )

[@declanbrunton5572]

Plot twist: those are real 100s in the beginning and Ryan’s been cleaning up in ad revenue and sponsors.

[@TheASMRRyan]

hahaha i wish! Getting demonetized way too many times for that

[@declanbrunton5572]

The ASMR Ryan ooh wow you acc replied. That sucks to hear.

[@nonono8138]

I'm just gonna say props to relying to so much of your fans, most people just click the like button without looking at the comment so props to you✊👏

[@kimsoojin4755]

Jokes on i was never working i did a naruto

[@rae9581]

aw ryan look at you reading all the comments 🥺 a lot of people don’t take the time do that it’s really nice of you! stay awesome dude

[@rl_liam1782]

first 25 seconds of the video. Me: Is this what it means to be flexed on

[@lindathetford3776]

Yup 😂😂😂

[@TheASMRRyan]

hahahah it's prop money but i'm sure there will be a video soon with a certain someone flexing on the haters

[@rl_liam1782]

@@TheASMRRyan omg omg he replied

[@rl_liam1782]

@@TheASMRRyan watched ur entire stream

[@thelegendkillersshittyduff1335]

@@lindathetford3776 yes is a word you sound more intelligent if you say that word

[@lpslollipop286]

Can somebody pls tell me why I love this so much that I watched this more than once? Nobody?

[@sophiahbn9535]

I laughed wayyy to hard at the „punching an 95 years old lady in the face“ one hahahahaha

[@TheASMRRyan]

hahahaha someone with a great taste in humor i see haha

[@lj-cd4nz]

@@TheASMRRyan I laughed when he said “she had it coming” 😂😂😂😂

[@nicoleE1303]

Your videos always make me feel better I'm going through a really hard time right now.

[@callmecaleb9391]

Debra: exists Ryan: hey debra get over here

[@mr_beebo2465]

I didn't know it took 26 whole minutes to fire someone I would say "your fired because you aren't doing good, now shoo"

[@TippyTappyASMR]

Dang it Ryan *I did not need to get fired today* 😤😱😂

[@botforandroid6.934]

Hi I love ur channel

[@botforandroid6.934]

Ryan's 2 lol

[@rl_liam1782]

well i never got hired

[@grandrunic1552]

I smell a very familiar police officer questioning us soon

[@bandidoot4654]

Are you going to do a 3dio ear cleaning asmr? That would be really cool

[@TheASMRRyan]

YES! Definitely wanna take advantage of my new 3Dio! An ear cleaning video is a must!

[@shadebytearksurvivor3361]

Ryan: it not ok to joke in every situation. Me:ha good one tell me another

[@gracebruh531]

TIMESTAMPS: 0:00 ~ 26:00 *You getting fired*

[@seannmercury00]

Every role play in the middle of a video I have to give a clap to this guy’s acting 👏

[@potatoman64s49]

Ryan:*pulls out thousand of dollars* "we don't have that much money" Me:bruh I'll be happy to get $1

[@sethneves803]

Ryan thAnk you for that Incredibles reference! (I honestly waited for a "don't Bernie me" for a bit) I always love your content for both tingles and entertainment. You played off those sirens incredibly well (no pun intended) and that was a perfect ending. Thank you for all your hard work!

[@xham5325]

12:50 Why is nobody talking about this... Sly move Ryan

[@Jacksonlkelley]

Me: Thinks it’s another normal video. Ryan: is nice to his “lovely assistant”. Me: holy moly this is new

[@honeybeedisco]

this is about my suspiciously large pen collection.. isn't it

[@wizard6414]

Yes

[@lindathetford3776]

You haven't met my mother LOL 😂😂😂 I haven't seen your collection but you're beaten XD

[@TheASMRRyan]

oh my god that would be awesome to see!

[@honeybeedisco]

@@TheASMRRyan lmao it's ridiculous!! I have probably over a thousand pens due to being an artist and having a art supply hoarding problem

[@smile_pretty4894]

Just what I needed after a horrible day with having 5 bad panic attacks today I'm exhausted but can't sleep, I know this will help me fall asleep :) thanks Ryan ❤

[@TippyTappyASMR]

Woah... okay... this is FRICKIN’ brutal 😂😭

[@rl_liam1782]

no. I can count up to five times the of money from my daily allowance

[@ferrets4eva13]

The sirens in the background is perfect comedic timing lol

[@jimbobmcmuffin4549]

Jimbob "Big Papa" McMuffin Approves this video

[@TheASMRRyan]

The "ASMR" Ryan Approves of this comment

[@iamlaggyy3181]

Deadass the funniest person in this community

[@tudorb1917]

Im so early that i actually got fired :p

[@cheesecake7253]

Everyone when Ryan makes a reference: so funny haha Me: Coincidence I THINK NOT!

[@jpelite2110]

Was that an Incredibles reference 😂

[@emmafiloso6481]

this is such good acting!! I was so intimidated lol

[@luketatum]

i actually don’t think this boss is that rude given what the person we’re playing has done

[@CrystalMoon]

No way better to go to bed listening to getting fired.

[@gabeyoung9828]

I love this channel keep up the good work now if you excuse me I’m going to go work at the highest rated movie store

[@TheASMRRyan]

hahahah yes!

[@vanhalenfan1015]

Ahh, nothing I like more than listening to my boss insult me as I fall asleep😊😴

[@galaxywarriorgurl2001]

Tbh he should fire me from what I can hear I've been doing😂tho he being a little harsh😁😅

[@lindathetford3776]

Yeah if I was punching an old lady id need anger managing XD

[@TheASMRRyan]

hahahaha we both suck haha

[@thewallfangirl2980]

The ASMR Ryan that person you fired is a jerk

[@leventeczegledi6272]

Ryan: you're fired Me: no you

[@saularias365]

14:11 reference to Heaven ASMR?😉

[@triplet7861]

I hope it was just as fun making this as it is for me to hear, love the tingles - TinyTrainTrack

[@granteddreams4575]

15:47 I'm wearing Air Pods as he says this 😳

[@vanhalenfan1015]

Lmao same here bro

[@ethan_____5600]

I stoped getting tingles for I bit and then I found you videos and I did again

[@treetoes9983]

I'm too young to be fired so take dat

[@TheASMRRyan]

got me there buddy!

[@botforandroid6.934]

@@TheASMRRyan hi Ryan I really love you and your channel you bring me so much happiness and it gets me mad because I always fall asleep in the middle of the role-play lol!!! Sleep well and keep smiling❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@ohboyifreakinghaten3122]

@@botforandroid6.934 u ain't getting a hart bud

[@webface6945]

me. Another depressed day. Ryan uploads. me lying in bed giggling.