ASMR Loop: The Perfect Sandwich - Unintentional ASMR - 1 Hour

Couple folks requested this ASMR Classic a while back and I’ve finally getting around to looping it. If I haven’t looped your request yet- hang in there! Doing my best to get to em. Love his accent and his attention to detail. Very minor audio editing for ASMR. This video will make anyone hungry! Hope you enjoy!
Channel: / @irishtimes
Original Video: • Mícheál Ó Muircheartai...
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[@BM-qn6fg]

I’m so sorry to have to tell you all but this legend of Irish sports commentary died today. National hero. RIP Micheal.😢

[@jorgecardoso5863]

Gotta love how he uses magic words to summon the tomatos. A true wizard

[@goldking7334]

Irish people dont speak a different language, Irish people are just wizards

[@OmnistrikeRZ]

cupla tomato

[@theorigonalsp4d]

It’s another language fleiche

[@jackrobinson1073]

@@theorigonalsp4d congratulations

[@MrZombieUK]

Acio tomato!

[@gigyoung7181]

Not seeing/hearing him take a bite of his precious ham sandwich is maddening…THE MAN IS LITERALLY SALIVATING

[@LiftingGeek]

😂😂 I was just thinking this!!

[@mattn4925]

I really want to know how this video came to be in the first place. Like, did the scientists come to his house and go, “Michael, there’s a problem. We’ve... we’ve forgotten how to make a sandwich. Everyone everywhere has. I know you’re just a sports commentator, but Michael... you’re the only one left. Please help us. We need to record it for mass distribution.”

[@ASMRLoopz]

I choose to believe this is exactly how it went down. hahaha

[@NotChefCook]

YESSS

[@b4d69]

talk about a gap in the market!

[@dianasarahiflores8027]

😆

[@caterpillakilla]

clearly hurling fans reading the irish times want to know how michael makes a bad sandwich

[@CaptNeeda]

He died today, aged 93. He was the voice of hurling and football on RTE and a national treasure. Ar dheis Dé go raibh a hanam.

[@clownworld-honk410]

If he thinks that butter or margarine makes no difference in a sandwich makes me wonder whether his taste buds have crossed the West Kerry border without him.

[@_BusterHighmen]

Lmao - he also forgoes “adhesives” on his sandwich

[@erlendvageskar3356]

Nah, I think he just doesn't mind which one. I think he just likes all types of butter and doesn't have a clear favorite.

[@adamboyd5190]

They put butter on their sandwiches mainly (if they use it) to keep mustard or mayonnaise from being absorbed into the bread. Just a thin layer.

[@Friedtoenails]

I did some healing on the bread, I did some healing on the boiled ham, I did some healing on the cupla tomatoes, I compared the length of the two sandwich triangles what we call triangles, ...

[@stevesavage4247]

🤣🤣🤣

[@billythemt]

Hilarious!

[@SGWndrWmn1211]

💀😂

[@assajventress3204]

👈🤟👉🤘👇🤞👌🖐️👈👇✋🤚👆

[@carlkontermann5637]

Thank you this was great 😀

[@PatriotMann]

I'm not going to memorize all those magic spells just to make a sandwich

[@mrmoncherz2574]

The one he casts before he cuts it in half is the only one you need to know lol

[@Inbagoheart]

He could have added a bit of Vinsanto, make a little… soggyy

[@Robfergy]

“I like plenty of it. Substance to it.” * puts 2 pieces of ham on the bread*

[@StealthySpace7]

To be fair they are quite thick. Compared to the sliced deli meat you get it's much more

[@MrZombieUK]

​@@StealthySpace7 you know they remind me of razor blades ...

[@HoboHunterr1001]

​@@MrZombieUK I still don't know what the hell kind of meat resembles razor blades.

[@PH5221]

​@HoboHunterr1001 He means because its so thin.

[@HoboHunterr1001]

@@PH5221 I wonder if he means that bacon looks like multi-razor shavers when it's packed up.....what a bizarre metaphor that haunts my dreams.

[@TheWykkedChick]

I put this on to fall asleep to. Then stay up for an hour reading all the comments and laughing my butt off!!! Between the sandwich man and the curtain lady, i get no sleep .😂

[@JessieInTheSky09]

A man of culture 😂

[@missinterpretation4984]

Curtain lady is good too. How about the healing? I did some healing in your emotional body. I go back to that one too.

[@papasins8896]

R.I.P Mícheál Ó Muircheartaigh, forever a legend of the GAA, he will be missed by so many 💔🇮🇪

[@nervousbunnygaming]

“I don’t like the modern idea of making two triangles out of it” I didn’t realize triangle vs square was so controversial

[@forever3797]

SANDWICH FOR WAR - I'm talking about the second world war. Despite not being a regular sandwich maker, he stands square and faces the bench. Over the course of this video he establishes 3 or 4 key things to making a sandwich: 0:12 - He establishes the style and colour of the bread he will use. 0:31 - With regard to the spread it's very important that we have a single break just as the spread hits the bread, OK. 0:46 - The ham shoulder should have a quarter of an inch only, and should sit in the correct place - any more than that then the sandwich starts to collapse when eating. 1:33 - He uses three fingers to depict the right placement for the tomatoes. 2:03 - Sometimes the lettuce length challenges this whole fitting. Half an inch excess in the front allows one to see the curvature of the sandwich and the silhouette. If the bread was pulling across the center it would be an indication of the bread being too small. The bread should lie nice and flat - if it were bowing it would be an indication that it isn't accommodating the ingredients properly, OK. 2:48 - He ensures the sandwich height is correct and amends the length of each side, he feels absolutely comfortable and remains square standing. With regards to the sandwich cut, its very important that we have a single break just as the knife hits the top of the bread, OK. Ultimately he creates a sandwich which is square and unstructured, which begins to collapse upon eating. Does that feel comfortable? Perfect. There you are Sir, that is your sandwich making complete.

[@florencelovme]

Have you worked at Buckingham palace mate cus you sound like you have

[@achimachi5519]

HAHAHAHAHAJAHA THANK YOU SIR

[@zfrazier3121]

this comment right here

[@leonardobrambilla9760]

hey dude, epic comment , hahahahah

[@eugenglobetrotter3323]

Hahahahahhah stelllaaaar

[@BWater-yq3jx]

9 out of 10 people who've tried razor blades prefer ham.

[@davidfountain6110]

The tenth one's dead.

[@bellametallica]

His hand movements are the best. Not too fast. Not too slow.

[@Iberian247]

“An chaed rud eile a dhaheanfadh me ansin na cupla tomato” [Irish Gaelic] = “The next thing I would do was then add a few tomatoes.” “Piosa eile ansin agus piosa eile ar an dtaobh sin” = “Another piece then and another piece on that side.” “Gach rud” = “Everything”

[@deathmetalpotato]

go raibh maith agat

[@arubyskye]

I think he’s actually speaking Irish Gaelic! Scott’s Gael is similar but not the same language :)

[@captainsewerrat]

I don't understand or speak it, but it would be a real loss if Gaelic would die out. It's such a neat language.

[@NicolaMulholland]

Mícheál Ó Muircheartaigh is a famous Gaelic sports commentator from Co. Kerry in Ireland so he is actually speaking Irish Gaelic, more specifically the Munster dialect. Very similar but the spellings and pronunciations are slightly different 🙃

[@AnnaORegan]

This man is Irish, hes speaking Irish, not scots gaelic. Different countries, different languages.

[@silverpunk2427]

for those that desire the most distinguished gentleman's sandwich breath

[@michaelm4597]

🤣

[@Sarah-zf1kp]

Which video is that from?? I see it referenced so many times lol

[@silverpunk2427]

@@Sarah-zf1kp kzbin.info/www/bejne/rqOuk4J8aNt7pZo

[@atticalaboratory]

I came for your comment

[@bonnieprincecharlie774]

@@Sarah-zf1kp from the cranial nerve exam of a sportsman

[@bfrazer8696]

I would say that this sandwich is dry af but this man is producing so much saliva in 4 minutes that he's probably fine

[@catherinebisset72671]

😆

[@veroniquemorhange]

I looked for this comment 🤣

[@beltanetrex]

This comment needs thousands of likes.

[@7figurebrian]

Hahahaha

[@1923arjo]

His mouth is ready for that sandwich!

[@GMOTP5738]

Brown bread. Wholemeal.

[@eduardo_corrochio]

My local grocery store promotes their fresh ham coldcuts with a big sign that includes the phrase "Always Sliced Thin as Razor Blades", and there's a picture of a Deli Cenobite who is drooling. 😆

[@tommy123333]

This chap is a well known sports commentator in Ireland

[@zachhoward9099]

He's probably the best known I'd say, closest comparison even though he's been retired for some years would be John Madden in America IMO

[@carloswaluda8048]

Thank you for telling us that, I really didn't know. I just know he makes a mean sandwich and doesn't like packet deli meat because it reminds him of razor blades, at times

[@KR11111]

The makes so much sense now! No what he can't stop comparing the sandwich to football

[@Hal566]

not for his terrible sandwiches then?

[@carloswaluda8048]

@@Hal566 Terrible? Sir you best get out of here fast before the community beats you to West Kerry

[@mikeRobinsonCharlton]

Came in late one night and felt peckish! Basically meaning he's "Shit faced"

[@christophertracy2807]

That is the raggediest sandwich I ever saw

[@stephenelder2652]

I'm fascinated by this video. Someone not particularly interested in sandwiches, who can't make a very good sandwich, gets a video made where he espouses his sandwich-making wisdom in prolonged depth? Enjoy the ASMR of it though.

[@ASMRLoopz]

wackiest videos make the best asmr videos. lol

[@glswain]

Love this vid, and the other one where he does turkey/ham on a bagel. I do always find it amusing though when he goes “I like plenty of it (ham)” and then puts two tiny slivers on and goes “now that would be sufficient.”

[@absintheminded8466]

I cant find the bagel version :(

[@jeremyroenick2202]

I was thinking that i've seen another video of him making a sandwich, that's the one!

[@glswain]

Absinthe Minded yeah I can’t find it anymore either, very sad about it. He had some good lines in that one too - “Now, what goes with turkey? Ham!”

[@GotchaFish]

facebook.com/CentraIreland/videos/10154905639481300/ FOUND IT

[@seanmahoney7722]

@This is the best name i could come up with exactly. I find that half the people on the comments have no idea on making a fucking sandwich! 😂

[@dan-crum]

"Perfect sandwich" Where's the cheese, homie?

[@S.M.Jean-Mahmoud_Ier]

The Man uses sliced bread, butter on a ham/crudes sandwich, adds no cheese, no herbs, no sauce... You already know this is so far away from the perfection...

[@S.M.Jean-Mahmoud_Ier]

You're right, @@AimBoT0969 ... except in that case, it's not adding more complication but instead making better choices : french baguette, mayo, real tomatoes... ham looks tasty though

[@NutnRoll]

That's unnatural.

[@deadtreedefender]

@@S.M.Jean-Mahmoud_Ier he said : TO ME it's a perfect sandwich.

[@maryiced3931]

My grandmother was born in Ireland and came to America when she was in her twenties. I miss her Irish borouge. It was so soothing.

[@MrTelecasterIV]

This guy should be a character in The Witcher 3: Where after completing the questline "Peckish" you will recieve the recipe of making "The Perfect Sandwich" and some bottles of "Old Irish Saliva" wich is required in making the sandwich.

[@wishingstar22]

I've tried a lot of ASMR videos, most just don't do anything for me. This one (and Cheaney Shoes) are the best.

[@writingmetal]

I recommend the panettone one, have you seen it?

[@ScottyHuff]

it sounds like he’s drooling while making it. 🤣

[@anthonycardenas4994]

The most dramatic sandwich ever made.

[@antonydicesare4632]

I've just used 1 of his Gaelic phrases, and I've just rearranged the furniture

[@icocolate1880]

I've always watched the original video and now I found this loop. Thank you!

[@StayHungry41]

A whole fuckin hour of brown bread. Whole meal. So sin agaibh é.

[@adamhawkins3036]

Gaelic is such a lovely and refined sounding language...i could listen to this man speak it all day

[@me8751]

Everytime I see cherry tomatoes, I can't help but remember Denethor sloppily eating tomatoes in Return of the King. If that scene wasn't so funny, it'd probably make good ASMR.

[@ASMRLoopz]

Yes! Same exact thing for me! Dude eats so disgustingly in that scene. Juices just flying everywhere!

[@td.5219]

I thought those were grapes all this time

[@pey__chan]

“I would then get ham that’s mmboiled at home.”

[@DDD-el3qf]

When he's done and holds up the sandwich, you can just see Bumstead rolling his eyes.

[@pasqualz]

Probably not too many people here who’ve read Blondie...

[@StylesheetP]

I don’t normally eat boiled ham but when I do it better be substantial.

[@tomshotton3046]

The unrivalled master of unintentional ASMR. The tradition will live on forever, I think.❤

[@Muggins92]

After the second worold wawar.

[@td.5219]

This got me good 😂

[@QuiaNeHia]

I'm weeeakkk lol

[@bradg1436]

For someone who isn't a regular sandwich maker, he sure has a big opinion about it xD

[@fluor6614]

I love this. I despise "acted" ASMR. Can't stand the forced whispering, lip smacking and paused speaking along with all the forced "soothing" noises. This is as natural as it comes. Perfect, naturally occurring ASMR. The best. How can people stand fake ones?

[@DEANCRANNEY]

This gent left our world earlier this year, in June. Rest in peace ❤

[@eimsmarieb3084]

The sandwich breath is strong with this one...

[@willa.568]

Thank you for this video! I was tired of replaying the other one

[@ASMRLoopz]

Glad to help!

[@Nightshade17655]

makes you really think. He got up one day and decided to make a sandwich and record it. Also may I remind everyone that bread wasn't always square shaped. it once had a oval shape because they weren't cooked in tins

[@hamstergt1869]

I don't know what's better: The fact that he boils his own ham? The way he's almost lyrical about his cherry tomatoes? The like button exploding over a 65+ year old man making a sandwich? Pretty relaxing nevertheless ;)

[@ilovethelingo5677]

He's just amazing! I have a lot of time for him

[@letskatedawg]

can you even imagine talking to this guy about literally anything and him just making references to football

[@wysoft]

probably the best part of the week after christmas or easter is having all that left over honey glazed ham, and making these kind of thick freshly sliced ham sandwiches. sliced tomato, lettuce, butter, mayo, sweet & spicy brown mustard, thick slices of juicy ham. oh yessss

[@ass2mouthallday]

I just came, get me a towel.

[@ilovethelingo5677]

That would be a real treat!

[@stayfrxstyy]

The amount of spells this man is casting, he probably has 100 Alteration just to make this godlike sandwich

[@CalvinHikes]

His sandwich breath must be amazing.

[@Loracanne]

This Irish legend passed away today. Three cheers for Micheál. Ar deis Dé go raibh a anam. RIP.

[@amerigo3000]

He just passed away at age 93. Rest in peace LEGEND.

[@dagothex]

Perfect Sandwich*tomato falls out immediately

[@briankleinmeyer8876]

How- how TF does ham look like Razor Blades?!

[@DKornetti]

With his instructions it was pretty relaxing, but to be honest that’s a real train wreck of a sandwich.

[@kongwubba81]

Probably why he's not a regular sandwich maker.

[@rdu239]

Well he did said this sandwich is for peckish, peckish people cant distinguish taste and looks so they will eat anything

[@DeadDiznee]

@@rdu239 Are you sure you know what "peckish" means? 🤣🤣

[@Triumph2024.]

@@rdu239 'Peckish?' I thought he was Irish.

[@nerodryt]

@@kongwubba81 xD

[@efrijim700]

Boiled ham...a sacrilege in Texas

[@Zappbrannigan83]

Featuring the cutting edge in post-war tomato technology

[@CaponeMedia]

Rest in peace... forever an Irish Legend.

[@sneakyquick]

Bread was never meant to be triangular. The greatest truth of our time....

[@slithergore]

Thank you so much for making a loop video with this one.

[@salem730]

It’s like a tv show father ted would watch.

[@dlilly1976]

lol I thought I was learning an Irish gourmet secret. It’s just a nasty ham sandwich.

[@shoutuckerdidnothingwrong]

me: Butter on a ham sandwich? GROSS! also me: [slathers mayo all over mine]

[@_BusterHighmen]

Also no adhesive? What type of sandwich is that??!?! @2:52

[@S.M.Jean-Mahmoud_Ier]

Mayo is whatever you put on a ham/crudes sandwich.

[@tehfuqizg0inon588]

@@_BusterHighmen I've found Elmer's glue works best

[@ilovethelingo5677]

I so have a lot of time for this man! Amazing guy who I could listen to all day!

[@deathmetalpotato]

This is glorious, you’re on fire with the uploads this year Loopz!! 🙌

[@ASMRLoopz]

Thank you so much! :)

[@deifieddata4462]

BROWN BREAD...WHOLE MEAL

[@billythemt]

I’d like to see a similar video of him putting on his shoes and socks.

[@ilovethelingo5677]

now, that's a thought!

[@Dom21221]

Don’t forget the extra saliva that’s dripping down while making this sandwich

[@youngThrashbarg]

He lived to 90 years eating these sandwiches. He must know something.

[@Yungkingstonn]

The secret is living and eating simply

[@BWater-yq3jx]

Irish whiskey. Daily. To be sure.

[@TheLastAngryMan01]

@@BWater-yq3jxHe’s a life long teetotaler.

[@peachbrownies]

Thank you for this loop. Good night.

[@Tryst1982]

This one makes me hungry every damn time.

[@NinjaTowTow]

“Doctor, Mr. LaFontaine has been waiting in room two for ten minutes.”

[@wugglebee9522]

"Bread should be square" proceeds to cut it into rectangles.

[@trahnettilhcs]

All these ingredients look incredible on their own, and like an absolute jamoke-town when combined into this atrocity

[@radiatormike6090]

YES! This might be as close as you can get to making a sandwich with out it being a parody. It’s comically bad

[@gorgdemorg9381]

Finally! My favorite vid as loop. Thanks.

[@NickDuxPlak]

God bless that man. I remember him every time I make a sandwich.

[@erichschmidt8987]

Half the tomatoes fell out when the poor fella picked it up!!!

[@nitrousvxrevamped128]

This sandwich will make me have a very happy heart a very happy heart indeed

[@AoifeNic_an_t-Saoir]

YESSSSSS!! Just about to request this one, only to find it’s been here all along!

[@ASMRLoopz]

trying to stay just a step ahead of ya! :D

[@MrZombieUK]

My new dnd character is a wizard who's cantra is to make ham, tomato and lettuce sandwiches, on whole meal bread.

[@FingerBreakerWu]

He compares everything to football. I love sports fanatics. 😄

[@Mickeymouse7727]

You know you're high when cold cuts look like razor blades 🤪

[@gmatt107]

YES! Thank you!!!!! I LOVE this video. I always hated how short it was. I r a genius. Really thank you!!!!!!

[@okifurbi]

3:42 bacon boiled at home, local letucce, local tomatos... cockroach.

[@TheLastAngryMan01]

Gach rud, means everything.

[@bestgreystar35]

I don’t think I’ve ever used cherry tomatoes on a sandwich.

[@mattnik]

Was hoping you would do this one! You're the greatest!

[@sneakyquick]

Its a good sandwich for when I am feeling a bit pekish

[@mikemilner810]

Yes! I was waiting for this one!

[@wishingstar22]

This guy’s voice is magic!

[@eugenglobetrotter3323]

This sandwich is in line with the Alexander technique

[@captainsewerrat]

Enjoyable to watch, but that's a very subpar depression era sandwich.

[@zachhoward9099]

I've tended to notice that Irish folks, especially older Irish folks tend to live a little more austerely and simply than most other Western European nations

[@cantbants]

I love love ham and tomato but you've gotta have mayo or mustard or something with it.

[@jamesmaysflyingwashingmach7459]

@@zachhoward9099 “austere” is a good way to describe this guy, not even overdoing the amount of meat on his sandwich.

[@ShinobiNeon]

I've never met anyone with such strong feelings on how you should cut your sandwich.

[@maxmilnes7617]

Thanks for putting this together

[@steinholtz1911]

Damn I feel peckish as hell !!!

[@stopcheatingconsumers9779]

I love you loopy sloopy! No drugs....just sleep.

[@BoxtrotOscar]

God rest him. RIP Michael. A legend!

[@rurikhernandez3149]

Thank you for looping this video !

[@jeandavidnau8314]

I don't understand why this is an ASMR classic