Asspizza: Thinking Gets You Nowhere

[@darionhester6932]

Throws knife into floor... “Yeah you know staying at Airbnb’s “

[@TrapboChad]

i was bouta say the same shit lol

[@igotdis22sandwich56]

This dude is the embodiment of Michael's son from GTA V

[@smoke1forthedeadhomies837]

iGOTdis22 Sandwich Lmfao

[@XxTheGoOfYxX]

truuuuuuuuuuu

[@stevenjenkins7056]

iGOTdis22 Sandwich boom! Ty, and now I have seen the light

[@MrGreenly8611]

Holy fuck you’re right lol

[@ii420musa]

iGOTdis22 Sandwich 💯🤦🏽‍♂️🤣☠️

[@evanollen2355]

“Smart people can’t be happy” he might be on to something there😂

[@evanollen2355]

Or the more intelligent you are, the more you miss out on the little things in life that make it worth while and get to caught up in trying to figure everything out only to find out that the more you discover, the more you realize life ain’t really shit. Ignorance is bliss

[@GoScience123]

@@evanollen2355 yea i dont know anything about this asspizza dude but that last line really hits hard.

[@gabeh1839]

​@@evanollen2355 Best way to live is stoicism, you get to be intelligent and carefree at the same time.

[@ncktyu]

Evan Ollen ignorance is bliss. Truer words have never been spoken

[@canadianguy7291]

if you are taking advice from this rejected sound cloud rapper i don't think you are that smart

[@ninjaboy1396]

Years from now, When someone Google's "21st century millennial" This will be the top result And I ain't even mad

[@russellhoward7456]

He is gen z. If u going to shit talk make sure u know ur generations

[@PM-wp6ze]

Gen z bloomers millennials just shut the fuck up you people sound fucking ridiculous. Sound like a bunch of stupid ass characters on a cartoon nobody gives a fuck about

[@brasstacksboxing409]

@@russellhoward7456 salty bish, eh?

[@wooahh17]

P M it’s society’s way of grouping individuals on a strictly-age basis. So yeh, I’d say people care about it enough to draw lines. Doesn’t seem that illogical to me but what do I know.

[@ninjaboy1396]

Holy shit.. this is why I don't make comments on videos 💀

[@anesuchasi6123]

“Wake up everyday and say let’s get this fucking money.... still ain’t got it tho” I need to make that shit my producer tag lmao

[@claytonmilliman2432]

Feel like I should get paid for watching this.

[@leviwade5213]

Nobody owes you shit.👻

[@dillyb54]

asspizza should get paid for making this

[@sfolorunsho]

ghost filled basement ss dog

[@theomac7902]

probs his worst vid. I think he tries to be someone he's not in this

[@williamr.9258]

All of u owe asspizza money for dropping knowledge foh

[@blakelavin9143]

Wow lil xan really let himself go...

[@cgtolleson]

damn.

[@deadmeme5017]

Lmfao

[@smokeyahzie_music6408]

My thoughts 😂

[@XemPvP]

kek

[@celesteromero7971]

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@JordanTelezino]

felt like a parks and rec episode honestly i need more

[@bmoneyrancidfan91]

MrJj295 subscribe to asspizza channel

[@plzineedtogowayrn6353]

Or the office

[@Stanna44]

Supremej exactly. Parks and recreation got their humor from the office. The office the GOAT

[@lucidjackson8291]

Started off like trailer park boys

[@weaponguy999]

boi theyre made by the same people goofy ass

[@atnarri]

he created this personality for himself so life would be easier, he is very genuine actually, its a mask, for the ones who are blind and not awake, you take him as he gives himself to you

[@parfner666]

This is parody tho

[@idontwantone132]

@@parfner666 this video isnt a "parody"

[@toomworld]

But... really not going to make life easier long run

[@bendover2684]

@@toomworld right

[@freetshirt_250]

👕

[@bLEACHeye]

It's funny years later I come back to this video again. And indeed I can testify... Thinking get's you nowhere, just do it right now

[@whothisis]

Don’t touch him Carti

[@riv6580]

Oscar N he meant don’t touch the cardi b painting

[@whothisis]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/nHmcmKBmea6co5o

[@DrakeHeartbreak]

Carti already touched him

[@justgeorge3041]

Haymaker gang

[@iggy1538]

Go ahead get him carti

[@Nik-dn1vt]

The random cut scenes of him with the golds has me in tears

[@rubartisaname]

where is it?

[@GLIRETERNITY]

agreed

[@XYZzyx20]

We don’t need any more videos ever created by anyone, this is the one

[@JulienEarle]

i love how he just randomly switches between a new york accent and a southern accent

[@Leukick]

I can relate to actively dumbing down once knowing too much

[@bendover2684]

I think He never knew anything in the First place

[@si1verrrrsurfer]

@@bendover2684😊😊😊

[@p7stol]

ignorance is bliss

[@stevenglansburg856]

Is this a unreleased gummo scene?

[@LazyPlumber89]

Steven Glansburg heh

[@benjaminconnor2411]

Steven Glansburg 🤣🤣🤣

[@charlesfox184]

Magnificent reference.

[@matthewbennett3729]

Ha!

[@DMANDIOGUARDI]

An

[@irishnurhd3288]

It melts my heart when I see stories like this where the mentally handicapped special people of the world are out living on their own and making their way. Keep it up! You're doing great champ!

[@hytechtech]

LMAO

[@noahwinter4780]

I watched this vid when it first came out, not knowing anything about Austin and I was really disturbed by what I saw. Now about a year later I would consider him a genuis, and one of my biggest Inspirations. This man has a vision and a work ethic like nobody else. Bless up Austin, hope you're doing fine

[@bendover2684]

Thats disturbing

[@exemptme]

dont go around saying this bro this like bragging about being autistic and gay

[@aleemesmail8096]

not a fan of disrespecting the air bnb.... but at 19... he seems pretty solid testing out life, not with the tats and shit. Cant knock the hustle tbh. LMFAO the part where he talks about being smart can make life hard, is true, ignorance is bliss ofc. He seems rather knowledgeable but undermines it with his act.

[@PeacePills.]

aleem esmail he explained why. he said hes gotta dumb himself down to truly be happy

[@friggz]

lmao he is the biggest troll dude asspizza got you all fooled

[@TOGGGAA1]

Holy shit are you giving this guy props? Your generation is so pathetic it makes me sick lmao

[@parfner666]

Yo this is parody

[@wombaterror]

Nobody commented on this video in 2 weeks so I just wanted to say I'm addicted to cough drops because of this thanks a lot

[@jrdnlove]

This is like seeing a random cameo of a dead caracter from like 6 seasons ago appear on a show

[@SpellCheckBot]

Dante Love nobody else watches soap operas like you do

[@xuzix]

yo ass pizza let me get that stank foot fungus shoe please

[@MrDoctajoynes]

He's definitely trolling.

[@TaylorEstFortes]

Lloyd Christmas he ain’t tho... when it comes down to it he is speaking the truth

[@zipzopzubadabop]

Lol no he’s not. He’s truly this dumb.

[@EatUrVeggies]

he plays a character in this video he’s been doing this for years

[@liamcohen1358]

Anthony Cruz nah he plays characters in a lot of his interviews

[@averydarby1548]

Anthony Cruz, you think he's dumb but he's still making money

[@sageprice7046]

i love how he really doesnt have a country accent but plays it off so well

[@cameltoast]

I can't figure this dude out, is his serious? Is he being funny? Is it both? I thought this was funny as hell and he was clowning all these SoundCloud rappers with terrible tattoos, grills and terrible names. But then the tatts are real?! And he has a clothing line? What is going on?!

[@xWishinqOnStars]

cameltoast same I literally cannot tell if he is serious or not lmao

[@jamesgidley9472]

He fr

[@jamesgidley9472]

Javier Estamigo bro are you sped this dude not even a rapper

[@KLyfethe1ooodollakid]

+zomg0101 lol he's like 6ix9ine

[@KLyfethe1ooodollakid]

+zomg0101 lol he's just like 6ix9ine

[@boneheadaj]

first seeing this video being confused and scared to now meeting him is crazy, he was so nice and genuine and told me I'm a bright and smart kid whos going to be successful and do great things, I've never heard anyone say that to me before about my art

[@0riginalSam]

asspizza TED talk coming soon

[@xxxonamemestreak8082]

suburban white kids after watching one sad bart edit and one trash rap song

[@cheetomanmar7973]

XXXONAMEMESTREAK isn’t that u😂😂

[@xxxonamemestreak8082]

@@cheetomanmar7973 dont watch any sort of sad edit on my own free will and dont listen to trash. plus im a pre 2017 X fan so i can take a joke about X being caught lacking, forgetting to leave the like, and then being shot

[@scurvype30]

@@xxxonamemestreak8082 so am I , no need to brag about it , he had a fanbase in 2015 too lmao.

[@scurvype30]

Added your playlist tho , was upset you didn't have jungle klipped on there tho

[@xxxonamemestreak8082]

@@scurvype30 just added it in :) i kept forgetting to add it tbh. thanks for adding it tho!

[@wil404]

"I'm from New York." (Said in a Southern Accent)

[@JasonTopo]

This was funny af

[@hackedNPCPIN]

Is it on purpose thou? The tats look real

[@MischieviousJirachi]

Htc M8 ...Have you not seen his vines?

[@daleziegler1678]

hacked: NPC PIN:5411331 you cant troll and have face tats?? I do it everyday.

[@bradhorner]

The trend of getting a face tattoo of random shit is going to look even cooler when you are old.

[@thomascrawford9842]

if you found this funny, you'd find death funny...

[@hunt3]

i wonder how his heads been doing ever since the brick incident

[@RKFCGSBGK]

Hunter W his insta said he got hit with two bricks and lost 15,000$ to paypal so probably doing very good

[@calebdouglas92]

0:51 need we say more?

[@goatpepperherbaltea7895]

Oh shit that’s what he’s from

[@JasonTopo]

what brick

[@arisemagical8674]

What brick

[@SenseiVeggito]

bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop get em carti

[@deliverus6856]

Sensei Veggito lmao nigga was adlibing his own fight

[@kjjohnson3899]

Bro 🤣

[@dna1ism]

he's cool. real artist vibes from this guy. nothing expected or generic.

[@geedova7242]

Fuckin hell

[@505WrldArchive]

Legendary Video Right Here! Throwback fr fr! Real 1s know this era

[@dontcrysloan]

"smart people cant be happy" sad but true the wiser you get the sadder you become

[@nikofonseca8178]

dontcrysloan how does that make any sense lol there's happy smart people, this dudes just trying to sound and be edgy by saying being smart is not good or overrated lol

[@the7thletter37]

Niko Fonseca lol

[@nimanixo]

dontcrysloan LOL

[@MikeFlemingz]

Niko Fonseca most great philosophers become depressed because they know how the world is, whats its about, thats why most people are happy when they are children then once they have to live “real life” and learn what life really is they become sad

[@nimanixo]

yobitch no

[@camomani8624]

Don't think, feel. - Bruce Lee

[@ybkbased1466]

TRIBALBUD exactly

[@Frank_Diaz.]

HE SHOULD CHANGE HIS NAME TO PIZZATITS

[@imdontaismustache529]

Why

[@az210]

Lmfao i choked on my food when i read this 😂😂😂

[@dresunel-bey5713]

🤦

[@shmeenix8672]

He's been eating too much estrogen filled food stuffs 🤷🤦

[@MagicDragonesk]

Hes from New York with a southern accent?

[@CrazTheKing]

Upstate ny

[@crmpts]

the accents fake lol i just seen him on sam peppers live stream and he hardly had an accent.. guys just a sheep who probably just changes his accent to whoever he is around... safe guy though - he was signing shirts to a bunch of nerds for free who would probably go on to sell that tee to another bunch of nerds for 200 bucks lol

[@Lemmyywinkz]

@@CrazTheKing People from upstate don't sound like that. I'm from Buffalo.

[@cupidfell1701]

i practice alot of accents and sometimes get stuck in them, i think asspizza has the same thing going on because his accent changes multiple times throughout the video

[@kony-tz9bm]

@@crmpts I swear chiggas who watch Sam Pepper always be like you, (sniffing their own farts calling people sheeps and shit) really just thinking they better than everyone else

[@ashleymarincil]

So much natural talent. Unreplacable. Priceless. No troll I actually believe this. He's funny in a specific way

[@bendover2684]

Dont worry Ashley, youll grow out of this opinion

[@sovetu]

where was all this punching when carti beat up kerwin

[@mattlucero469]

Riight. He was still a kid tho.

[@raulcastro5501]

Matt Lucero boy he was 18 lmao

[@mattlucero469]

Shit, really?

[@staylowmedia]

carti beat asspizza up too lol

[@calebggoud4369]

Firstname Lastname he was 17 moron

[@ArughaBang]

I always come back to this video for some reason

[@thebrideoffrankenstein2415]

Do any people in LA actually have real jobs like the rest of us?

[@UltimateSuperJohn]

Damn AssPizza, you're the GOAT 🐐

[@ashtrayrich2094]

Is it just me or is he the only person from New York who has a Southern accent that I've ever heard in my life

[@give_all_gain_nothing]

LMFAO

[@HadesCloset]

This is literally my fucking spirit animal , ima dedicate a video just to this dudes fashion bra no kap 🖤

[@wakeupdan9668]

''Thinking Gets You Nowhere'' has to be the most truthful, simple and mindchanging quote i ever heard

[@trueneutral1694]

dantheshyne its not the thinking that’s the problem. A lot of the the successful people (outside of KZbin celebrities and horrible rappers) do s lot of thinking. Don’t aspire to be in entertainment.

[@smokinnplatez1426]

yup steve jobs warren buffet jeff bezos bill gates neil tyson degrassee . you should get back to flipping burgers

[@trueneutral1694]

smokinnplatez neil degrasse tyson*

[@Killenmachine05]

Because its a quote designed to make uninteligent people feel inspired over nothing.

[@krazykuz13cmc]

Actually it's the truth. Thinking doesn't get you anywhere. Actions do. So who is unintelligent now?

[@Killenmachine05]

Holy shit this kid needs parents more than any other kid that has ever existed.

[@Kodiak97x]

This man the Gucci, Loui, three Box Logo YES YES

[@ETAisNOW]

If a trailer parks moms medicine cabinet spawned a child.

[@WaterWarriorFishing]

Unexpectedly loved this

[@victormoreno803]

My boi chatting on another level this had me weak 😅😅😅

[@XX-yz9tv]

you see the fucking chrome Hearts

[@soundsbynova]

I love how the wii shop music is just chillin

[@LVDVS_Official]

This is easily, without any competition, the rawest fucking mood. Respect

[@moonrxck7679]

I usually wear 9.5 but I'll take the 10, thank you asspizza🙏

[@nothing9558]

when playboi carti beats you up

[@ladaemon__]

Lightyears ahead of his time, facts.

[@dannyrand4678]

Being addicted to Mountain Dew Voltage is the most Millennial shit ive ever heard in my life

[@9giftshop]

i watch this every few months

[@SamJohnsonAZ]

PayPal holding his money because everyone who didn’t get there ship filed claims and got his account limited lol

[@alexryan3451]

Little big planet music

[@luvethan9931]

Alex Ryan Lmao I was waiting to find a comment saying something about the music.

[@joshuamartinez2839]

Lil xan big sister😂😂

[@christianceazer]

That Cardigan B is straight moutain dew voltage

[@djaerodynamics7954]

I hope asspizza never goes to prison

[@ProdSteven]

Bruh im a fan now

[@shidizradicchio4825]

wow, COMPOST MALONE really cleaned himself up.

[@Mizzle252]

Wtf did i just watch?? Dude looks like he smells bad. I bet he smells like the inside of a Subway 😆 😆 😂

[@danicasandoval218]

Subway smells bomb asf nigga I bet you smell like nasty ass stale French fries from McDonald's

[@stevenglansburg856]

He smells like hemorrhoid cream and Newports.

[@carlosflores4380]

Danica Sandoval 2 you take that back mcdonalds has delicious fries, are you even human???

[@Rick-bn7ez]

Danica Sandoval 2 fax

[@manicx90]

Red onions lol

[@GiDS222]

"i'm trying to stay positive" *EVERYBODY DIES*

[@SenseiQuis]

This was actually good

[@ThereWeStood]

Anybody ever win those nikes?

[@Nantosuelta]

For at least half the video I legitimately thought it was satire

[@jphtm2594]

THOTH Most of this is satire lmao. Nobody legitimately acts like this.

[@MerpOT]

It is

[@BlueprintsForHeadaches]

Idk who or what this dood is but i like his positive attitude and perspective on life

[@mediaman9719]

If your happier when your dumb, this guy must be ecstatic. My brain hurts right now.

[@MrCofeebean]

I was the one who auctioned that Bape bag off

[@yescoblol]

Derty Hairy underrated comment

[@earpig]

I’ve been thinking that I’ve been knowing too much shit.

[@christrx3778]

LMAO 🤣 😂 u belong in LA that's for sure. 🤦

[@isaacvs.6854]

Chris Trx For real. Where all the dipshits live

[@kap1526]

Pretty much anywhere in this country lol 😆

[@TheForkU]

When Lil Xan stopped popping Xan , and overdosed himself with hot flaming cheetos.

[@piffwatts574]

asspizza is the voice inside my head, praise tha almighty

[@IntrovertReality]

The new cringe king

[@Krmnnnkr]

Yo Austin! Hook me up with the nikes. I’ll wear them a whole year everyday man.

[@jkb7531]

Kristian Mønster Ninn Kristiansen u gon get crust foot

[@slapitandtapit]

footfungus 1s

[@GGGodspeed]

He does have some valid points tho

[@christ1577]

I mean you can be satisfied with not being happy. Like I like to work for my dad, it doesn't make me happy, but it puts me in some type ease

[@LucidEyes17]

I still have no idea what this guy does but I love him.

[@lukan9293]

This man is in purgatory

[@manusodoherty4670]

YUGO 😂😂😂😭😭

[@mjfreak333]

Aye I'm tryna get those nikes in a size 10. Hit ya boi not from from LA I'm in the bay

[@whiteboiwyatt]

Mason Perez white boi tho

[@leaninheavy]

whiteboiwyatt so?

[@simbam.4595]

Looked up the nutrition facts for Mountain Dew Voltage… oof.

[@heathbarnhart6289]

I feel like i should get paid for watching this too living out of air bnbs lol

[@swerve1671]

this is epic! Gotta keep these videos coming tbh Asspizza should hire you to do all of his videos, this guy is going to blow up strictly because people are brain dead in 2018

[@goal-goal-goalllllll]

Is this real? Like genuinely?

[@redvodka1933]

The Last Brexit Sadly.

[@goal-goal-goalllllll]

a e s t h e t i c . s u i c i d e the video of the brick and ladder is comedy gold in all seriousness. I hope someday I give that kind of content to the world

[@bbradynn]

Half serious, half not

[@braidenhalabashtamy2391]

dude hes acting hes doing it for the interview i met him in real life hes funny af

[@majinfredo1735]

Love the mii backround music lmfao

[@AdvancedSoul]

I honestly can relate to this dude a lot haha

[@ncktyu]

This was published May of 2018? Feels like I saw this years ago

[@alfonzo9289]

Reason #1 I dont rent my shit out to Airbnb 😂 some homeboy throwing food in your kitchen and sleeping naked in your bed

[@mjeezy2464]

Please don’t ever vote

[@uthoughtl0l148]

Shut up dingo!

[@xavierperez5593]

"Thinking gets you nowhwere, just gotta have an idea".....lol what?

[@xWaRrrioRx]

Im trying to not do any shit so I dont get inspired because I have original ideas.

[@herolink17]

genius

[@leonardoasho]

Who is this understood genius ? Very inspiring

drinking game: take a shot every time he says 'shit'

[@baphomet3287]

He reminds me of a young Joseph Costello

[@tragiicrip9101]

an this is the who we call teriyaki 69! A new level of gangsta has arrived!

[@imdontaismustache529]

killinem myway teriyaki 36

[@tragiicrip9101]

Teriyaki 3.452145! His street credibility has blown the roof of tha rest. Hes the new Malibu's Most Wanted!!! Stayin strapped an always packin a 9. . . Iron!