Astarion can't handle the love between a Githyanki and a Dragonborn

I honestly didn't expect Astarion to die...

[@ObakeOnna]

"Withers, please resurrect Astarion. I didn't mean to kill him." "The Rogue's fate is a weight for thine own conscience to bear. He will be left to the peace of eternity, where your foreplay shall reach him no more."

[@caniusdirus]

This comment deserves an applause. For a second there I thought you were actually quoting Withers. Shame, this would have been hilarious. Bravo

[@dontforgettonerfthepig3322]

It is his quote, the one he says when you ask him to resurrect Alfira ​@@caniusdirus

[@Awtora]

@@dontforgettonerfthepig3322 *in Astarion's voice* oh no no NO, my sweet little walking Potent Robe giver is NOT dying in act 1

[@MJ-mp1fx]

Ok I can see why Astarion doesn't even want to risk getting in a love triangle with Lae'zel

[@Zoichi20]

"He died from a broken heart" "No, I don't think that was it..."

[@emeralddragon2980]

"I don't think it was broken so much as it was pierced by an arrow..."

[@riffgroove]

​@emeralddragon2980 No,, it was a sloppily cast Thunderwave spell.

[@kkkk-uh1cu]

Broken rib, right through the heart

[@shadowsapphire100183]

I see she finally got to ride her dragon.

[@donstarlancer]

Hahaha. This should be pinned.

[@jesseh.5223]

It'd be even greater if he were red

[@NightQueen01]

this is an under rated comment.

[@allenfox7186]

I romanced her as a Red Dragonborn. She definitely rode a red dragon 😏

[@TheNinjaJesusRises]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@Irishhorselovergirl]

Every companion in Bg3 has the patience of a saint given the amount of bullshit that happens, can you imagine being woken up in the middle of the night because the warrior frog lady’s version of foreplay is trying to kill each other?

[@DemonicAdj]

Act 3, you can say "can I just have one night where nothing happens?"

[@gloryshadow8710]

Just another Tuesday 😅

[@nickkrasny1562]

Gales just like, “Just keep reading just keep reading justkeepreadingjustkeepreadingJUSTKEEPREADINGJUSTKEEPREADING.”

[@chadlord5307]

Astarion dying in strange ways is hilarious to me he’s like kenny from south park

[@BreeSeaFire]

It's so true! 😂

[@Emperor_Mateus_of_Palamecia]

“Oh my god! They killed Astarion!” “You bastards!”

[@guitarmama06]

2:02 Gale: if I don't *look* at her... *_internal screaming_* Poor Astarion! 😂

[@sweetcinnamonpnchkin]

Man was just reading a book 😭

[@FuzzyDan]

Tell me when you revived him he delivered the “What the hells was that? I was standing right there!” line.

[@SereglothIV]

😂😂😂

[@xandan1668]

(Strength) I thought you liked watching blood fly. Astarian: Well yes BUT NOT WHEN TWO HORNY RHINOS COME CHARGING IN MY GENERAL DIRECTION!!!

[@loppi9710]

i remember when this happened on me and my friends playthrough when our laezel monk one shotted my friends ass. We laughed so hard

[@RazielTheUnborn]

My Eldritch Knight/Monk Lae'zel absolutely cooked my Druid. Law zel won initiative. Drank a haste potion, knocked me on my ass with a topple, then went absolutely in.

[@allenfox7186]

“I was right there!!!!”

[@bb2fiddler]

op, pin this

[@Emperor_Mateus_of_Palamecia]

“GODS!!”

[@thimovijfschaft3271]

Imagine just chilling only for 2 weirdo's who're in love with eachother randomly start fighting for fun and take you don't in the crossfire.

[@justking6998]

Holy I love how you end up taking down astarion in the crossfire XD

[@anon9060]

I love using astarion as a slapstick casualty

[@A_Creature5]

ok but that Hold Person into Action Surge + Extra Attack would have been DEVILISH had you failed that save

[@jackiea9246]

*trips and breaks my leg to power on my ps5 and make a dragonborn just for this power couple

[@zeromangahunter]

Good luck!

[@lynchn9562]

Your leg was a noble sacrifice for greatness

[@DemonicAdj]

Break a leg- like that. Yeah.

[@quantumphysics7008]

astarion fucking dies.jpeg

[@Re3Ns]

I spent literally 2 hours to try and beat Laezel. She was the main damage dealer in my party and had all the best equipment, scrolls and potions. She also had higher initiative than me so in the end I took all of her's and mine's equipment thinking that we'll have a fist fight, but she still got a longsword from somewhere... I ended up just throwing her around and running away because as a throwzerker thief I could easily outrun her with my double dash.

[@zeromangahunter]

Lol You took that fight too seriously, IMHO.

[@Re3Ns]

@@zeromangahunter I really wanted to win ). It was the hardest boss fight in Act 2 for me. Even Myrkul was easier than Laezel.

[@GoldenAce17]

I got super lucky and had it happen just after a boss fight, so she we both had only single digit HP, KO'd with a single unarmed punch

[@BreeSeaFire]

​@@Re3Ns😂 Fitting

[@HaveYouHeardOfManedWolves]

I've only seen this fight myself in co-op, where I repeatedly healed the other player while he was fighting because I wasn't locked into turn-based mode

[@riffgroove]

That's it.... romancing Lazael next playthrough.

[@ВладиславБулаев-л3э]

You won't regret it

[@cbunny6671]

I was playing a sorcerer and she divine smited my ass lol

[@ANPC-pi9vu]

Poor Astarion, just minding his own business. Lol

[@MagpieMcGraw]

I remember this scene from my first playthrough. Lae'zel got 2 blasts of call lightning, I was holding nothing back.

[@Abc123z1000]

I can’t wait to see this scene in my playthrough 😂 I’ve been calling her “dommy-mommy” because in the beginning she took control immediately (way different from Shadowheart). Also Bae’zel: “Dance with me. Bleed with me. BrUiSe me so that you might possess me.” Like huh?! Uh okay 👍🏽 I’m scared how that’s gonna go in my current playthrough because her build and mine are nearly identical (Oathbreaker Paladin) 😂

[@lordindoraptor6983]

I love how Astarion died after the fight 🤣🤣🤣 The Thunderwave spell killed him, but i love when you turned around and he's just dead. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@gregorymckenzie7511]

I noticed something. Four out of five times, when I watch a Lae'zel romance, its with a dragonborn. I say this of course because I'm one of them.

[@F8isRIPPIN]

That controller UI is horrific, I gotta say.

[@starwarslover015]

I don't know which is funnier. Him getting caught in the crossfire Or when he just stood there pretending to read while Lae'zel and my half-drow open hand Monk fought (I won btw)

[@ComplexityComplex]

This is hilarious! Thanks for uploading!

[@Bully_Biscuit]

I realized you were on PlayStation not because of the radial wheel but because of the silence at the end of the video. I also play on PlayStation.

[@zeromangahunter]

Is it any different in other platforms?

[@nerose274]

Yes ​@@zeromangahunter

[@nerose274]

​@@zeromangahunteryes, it is a classic RPG (LOL, WOW) page.

[@jestagoon8408]

4:10 that's hot.

[@Maite-AileenBrandt]

Didn't see that coming, lol.

[@someonestolebigboi-imbigboi]

wait for real, theres a legit battle?! well shit

[@cerulee]

Better Astarion than Gale 😂

[@OonalovesAstarionssimpleplan]

😂😂whhhy? 200years of torment but this is too much

[@donstarlancer]

This moment was so funny when I got it last year sometime. I was playing a Storm sorcerer/Tempest cleric. I Twin casted Created Water and Lightning bolt. Then triggered Destructive Wrath. It ended the fight immediately. 🤣

[@BradleyMasten]

No Goddess knows me, knew, and wont know me

[@BradleyMasten]

But i still love you. I am love.

[@Nicolo-ue9xu]

The combat on gamepad is very weird... Does the ps5 support mouse and keyboard like pc on bg3? Because i think will literally change how you see the game

[@zeromangahunter]

I already got used to it. I don't know if it's possible to change it.

[@Airin258]

Don't think any of PS support any option for keyboard.

[@Nicolo-ue9xu]

@@Airin258 bruh... 2024 and still not keyboard support?

[@Airin258]

@@Nicolo-ue9xu yeah, not like there is any commercial reason for it. They don't want to add it because it forces you to use their periphery. Not sure about ps5, but for example on ps4 you can't use any Bluetooth headphones except for Sony ones. Considering how much Sony is proud of their controllers (righteously so tbf) and considering they were selling feature and big win over xbox controllers for new console generation, doubt anything will change anytime soon.

[@Eugenewu-xp9jh]

Are you Durge or Tav. That Dragonborn obviously looks like Durge and my Dragonborn Durge did romanced her in my first playthrough.

[@zeromangahunter]

Just a regular Tav. xD I just thought "Astarion won't mind" but he did.

[@jack-boe8751]

Is the Dragonborn the dark urge or custom made character

[@zeromangahunter]

Just a regular character, not the Durge. xD

[@Lucifer-sn9ir]

Might watch the video through but wanted to say my initial thoughts which basically amounts to confusion bc I ended up romancing laezel as a dragonborn but astarion hasn't said anything...... maybe it's because I never have him in my party? I'm already past like wyrms rock but that's because I'm not even sure what order to do stuff in act 3 lol

[@zeromangahunter]

Well, he didn't have time to complain, in fact. Watch what happens to him closely.

[@Italian_Isaac_Clarke]

Clickbait. Blocked.