Roboute Guilliman Makes A Friend?!

Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio
Additional Music by Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio - released under CC-BY 4.0.

[@TaurusTheCrazyBull]

Roboute: "Okay, now you overstep the limit" Yasilli: "I'm a Rouge Trader, my entire career Is overstepping"

[@jenji6658]

« Robby »

[@Ariescz]

I got a paper signed by your old man, saying I can do whatever I want

[@anotheronebitesthedust-fs6wr]

Now I want too see gulliman in rogue trader ganejust so we can have awkward dialogue moments unfortunately it seems more likely that the Khan or lemen russ would show up as expansion pass dlcs unlike with gulliman Not saying Khan and lemon would be a bad thing In rogue trader

[@papanurgle8393]

​@@anotheronebitesthedust-fs6wrIt's just *gotta* be the Khan. His Legion was by far the closest with Rogue Traders, even before being reunited with dad, being almost always attached to their fleets. They were so spread out across the galaxy that it took *years* to gather them all on Chogoris where Jaghatai formally took command of the Legion. They also clearly always had good sense, with Korneliu Dure calling the recently discovered Cthonia a "nest of serpents coiling in the dark that we would be better to destroy".

[@b1zzarecont4ct]

Your misspelling of rogue reminds me of all the idiots in Orgrimmar who couldn’t spell their own class name

[@spartandelta9695]

“Now you overstep your limit” how human of a response, gotta love rowboat girlsman

[@thecommentguy9380]

"Lol, said Rogue Trader lisence, lmao"

[@AirWolf2301]

I don't like his legion(more now then before) but he is just... Chef's Kiss

[@Fire_Gaming64]

@@AirWolf2301 Ultradepression brings about Ultradevelopment of our favorite Ultrasmurf’s character, who’da thunk it? (Other than everyone besides 5th edition Matt Ward lmao)

[@ExtremeEnthusiast704]

​@AirWolf2301 honestly only some of them I like. Cato sicarius is just so wacky and absurd I like him and I like Titus from space marine.

[@chatongarou7665]

​@@thecommentguy9380 Well...the piece of paper does have it's limits (when dealing with the Inquisition...or here with the current leader of all mankind, it doesn't really matter what the Emperor said thousands of years ago...). But using the "Paper signed by God...fuck you" card is indeed a very common thing Rogue Traders do...

[@yamato9753]

Rogue traders are such interesting characters tbh. Her argument was also really based. "Why be scared of my allies?"

[@agentc7020]

I mean, her argument was more "why be scared of our saviour" because allies can quickly turn into your enemies, but a saviour? Those usually tend to fight for you harder than any ally.

[@lavatun]

​@@agentc7020 cough -marines malevolent- cough

[@radcut7404]

*Cough* flesh​ tearers, minotaurs and iron warriors *cough* @@lavatun

[@NoxTheZombie]

Grey knights

[@Bigbabki]

Cuz it's the damn Empire

[@brianstevens321]

"I am Roboute Guilliman, but my Friend calls me Robu" - Rolboat Gigamane

[@centurion-gaming9334]

- Rowbooti Girlyman

[@bombercbc9431]

Robu gilgamesh

[@L_T31]

Robotic Gigachad

[@nirnama.aksara]

Rawdog girlyman

[@kaelkirkby9191]

Roger georgemen

[@supremefankai5480]

"Finally!! A normal conversation." Guilliman, probably

[@donnikthejedi2222]

Oh yeah he's obviously craving ppl just being plain and straightforward to him and probably just being talked to normally without the Worshipping. Poor Girlyman just wants some normal Small Talk lmao

[@ryansauchuk7290]

​@@donnikthejedi2222Then he'll get the Lion who'll treat him like a nerd

[@discountplaguedoctor88]

@@ryansauchuk7290 I'd make a comment about how he'd diss Gorgonzolaman for managing to be tricked by LORGAR, but Lion's more mature than he used to be.

[@Thought_Processing_]

Finally, a normal person. Our conversation shall be ordinary!

[@Flame4516]

​​@@discountplaguedoctor88. I feel he would be more impressed by the feat of him dunking on word bearers in space without a helmet and only using his fists. I bet he was so pissed off by lorgar's trick so much so that he heard guilliman yelling in rage as it grew closer to him even through space.

[@blinkpf1407]

Robo-girlyman finally catching a break is nice to see

[@henrybanks5345]

34 seconds ago noooo

[@conan2096]

he needs it with all that ultradepression

[@jeremygeller9145]

Just imagine if some mad lad actually called him that

[@Custodian_of_the_Emperor]

You mean Rollbook Gameboy?)

[@albinogingerblackman7739]

Rowboat Guillotine having friendly interactions is always nice to see

[@sametekiz3709]

*ROBU* is such a nickname lol 😂😂

[@ShardDeVir]

And name of his character, when he, Lion, Leman and Corvus played DnD.

[@bombercbc9431]

Even in the grim darkness of 40th millenium, no one wants to pronounce rowboat girlyman name correctly

[@samuelcaceres5355]

@@ShardDeVirwhat?

[@someidiotnamedtricks6397]

​@@samuelcaceres5355 there's a meme of those primarchs playing DND

[@ravnemagne9598]

If I remember correctly, it is literally what his mom called him.

[@hexcraftgaming]

He listed off all his titles and she said "WOULD"

[@bengrogan9710]

"Like the Fist of am angry god"

[@thebighurt2495]

If there's a Human alive who would try, it's a Rogue Trader

[@ryansauchuk7290]

​@bengrogan9710 don't threaten me with a good time

[@xatileofmorgon5095]

In the words of a famous Eldar simp, "Sleeping with him would be like trying to fit a semi-truck through a doorframe, but you can't blame a girl for shooting her shot."

[@Saurophaganax1931]

Death by snu snu

[@TheFace89]

And then deep in the webway, Yvraine suddenly felt uneasy for no particular reason.

[@thejonrezcontent5213]

Yvraine: I sensed a disturbance in the warp...

[@ausar567]

She just need to play the time game

[@pheonixflame1568]

Her man being STOLEN!!!

[@patrickpromen3605]

"Oh HELL no! Back off my man!" "Um, what?" "I... I don't know. I just had a strange feeling, and it popped out."

[@thatonesub]

Only she can call him Robu

[@ethanmitchell7479]

Yay he found a friend to counter his literal galactic levels of depression!!

[@bloodangel19]

Depressed dude when a girl is nice to him:

[@romanplays1]

leave it to the ultramarine to have ultradepression

[@AdeptKing]

I think he still has his ultradepression.

[@Cursed_Archivist]

Hopefully, she reappears again. Keep Robu on his toes 😂

[@aaronmontgomery2055]

I hope she does, its things like this that give me hope they will make him interesting

[@Briselance]

Keep him on his toes? Or just being an annoyance?

[@marcoboscarol2420]

@@Briselance Hopefully both

[@jefferycrouse4652]

I mean if she keeps playing coy they might find out if Primarchs can sire offspring​@@aaronmontgomery2055

[@chaplainwierddream]

"Robugie! Your Ultra Boffs are mid."

[@dylancrozier84]

"Roboogie?... Roboogie?!"

[@ShadowFox0324]

​@@dylancrozier84*ENTERS THE DEMON PRINCE ANGRON*

[@reinretter9655]

HERE COMES ANGRON WITH A STEEL CHAIR!! ​@@ShadowFox0324

[@Tetsujinhanmaa]

These ain't no Munitorium Mids!

[@ghostvexcongaming5985]

"Give a brotha proper time to get zooted"

[@BrownOwl2036]

This is actually really wholesome.

[@guilherme5094]

Yes!

[@johnpo2]

Y'vrainne: "I just wanna talk to her, for ONE second"

[@mhveteran5571]

wh..why do you have a shotgun?!

[@patrickpromen3605]

"I just want to talk to her. I just want to talk to her. I just want to talk to her. I just want to shoot to her. I just want to talk to her."

[@j1ggl3phy63]

Y'vrainne BTE NOOOOOOOO

[@Briselance]

"Lady Y'vrainne, I beseech you to reign that in. Think of the diplomacy."

[@austinbutcher8106]

*loading super shotgun * I just want to talk to her

[@boartank]

We all heard about the Primarch aura, now we learn about the Primarch rizz.

[@dc-101]

And its coming from the tax nerd on god

[@LordCrate-du8zm]

And this is from the ACCOUNTANT Primarch. Imagine the rizz levels of someone like -Konrad Curze- Vulkan.

[@dc-101]

@@LordCrate-du8zm uncorrputed fulgrim and a sane paladin empath angron would go nuts pulling

[@Zeke2001]

*Coughs* Sanguinius *Coughs*

[@leovalenzuela8368]

@@LordCrate-du8zmtoo much of a boy scout. Try pre-nails Angron.

[@Its_Cannon]

Marneus Calgar: Robu....? Guilliman: Do you like being able to remove your helmet? tell this to anyone and I'll see it sealed shut.

[@bengrogan9710]

The funny part is - I can see guilliman saying that if he had more sons who didn't blindly idolise him

[@unknowndragon3736]

He’s threatening to reduce Calgar’s power significantly

[@tellurius4951]

Calgar: ok, Robert? Gorillaman: I thought about "Dad" or at least "Father," but that will work as well

[@sessy01]

robert gillman....sonds like a tax notary

[@nippon19]

the fun part is calgar don't wear one

[@garretwoeller7669]

Roboogie straight up said "alright buddy slow your roll"

[@quantras2673]

"Cool your jets pal."

[@Vincent_A.]

@@quantras2673”Hold your horses bucko”

[@purgetha8882]

huh.... how... what... aint no way.

[@KanadianKaiser]

Robu turning 40k into a harem isekai "I Got Put Into Stasis and Came Back to Space Ladies in a Shattered Galaxy"

[@YourLocalChairCultist]

Full title: "I Got Put Into Stasis After Getting Stabbed and Came Back to Space Ladies, the One Thing Okay In This Terrible Shattered Galaxy"

[@CandleWisp]

There's an anime of that minus the space thing Guy wakes up to a world where nearly all the men died to disease

[@JoeTheCrusader]

Maybe Rowboat Girlyman can finally get some happiness in the galaxy.

[@mysticalseapotato8303]

Ok, I’m stealing calling him Rowboat

[@2013elemanta]

​@@mysticalseapotato8303You Leave Rowboat Ghillysuit alone!!

[@phyranios]

Bros definitely hitting them elf cheeks, I'm sure he's thoroughly relaxed

[@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus]

@@phyranios cheeks only help so much

[@Vincent_A.]

@@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvusFor every pair of cheeks he claps, 10,000 more have shat on his dream.

[@isakhagg243]

Ah, another wholesome moment in 40K. I love to see it. Poor Roboute desperately needs these casual moments.

[@alecdeter1999]

Bro is the only person right now that I dont want to see shit on by the grimdarkness he has had enough for a bit

[@darkwhispersstories47]

​@@alecdeter1999a bit? I think the worst part about the Loyalist Primarchs that are alive (and might return) is to see that they fought their brothers killed their own brothers in arms and sacrificed everything they had to sacrifice...for this Imperium to be the result I will say they all need a bit of a break without something bad happening..for at least a year

[@alecdeter1999]

@@darkwhispersstories47 Listen its the grim darkness of the far future if it were up to me the heresy wouldnt have happened and girlyman would have a bunch of little kidlets running about being a better dad than big E was but unfortunately 40k is grim and its dark and its sad but that is why its good

[@waywardhero1177]

Yvhrain: I can take him Yasilli: me too Random Henchman: in a fight right????Right?!??!?

[@ryansauchuk7290]

Yasilli: if thats what hes into

[@TheSm0keyElf]

Gulliman: I...uhh...why not both? I am a Primarch....

[@demonking86420]

The Tau: We offer Shadowsun as an envoy to the Ultramarines

[@Nerthos]

She's gunning for the biggest catch in the fishing pond that is the galaxy

[@Banthisyoutube-zs6sx]

Go big or go home

[@FrikInCasualMode]

As befitting Rogue Trader.

[@Isaac-hm6ih]

​@FrikInCasualMode Exactly, high risk high reward goals is exactly why rogue traders exist in the first place.

[@hillbillywizard497]

She's teasing him! His brothers would never let this slide!😂

[@ephemispriest8069]

You're right. They're going to call him Robu for centuries.

[@ryansauchuk7290]

​@ephemispriest8069 They'll be jealous that the Nerd got a girl before them

[@Aureonw]

@@ryansauchuk7290 Probably besides Pre heresy fulgrim tho, bro either was a forced to heterosexuality political marriage type or just "Im too sad and depressed about the loses of other wives of mine to have another"

[@zelithfang2365]

Damn, that's actually sad. Imagine if the heresy never happened, and all the primarchs were alive and still friendly with each other. This would have been the classic brotherly teasing and the "I'll never live this down, will I?" Moment. God, we need some more wholesomeness

[@volofant]

Lion: GUILLIMAAAAAAANNNNN!!!!

[@borisrebic]

GW writer 1: "What do we do with Robutes Depression?" GW writer 2: "Give him a short girl with an attitude and a smart mouth." GW writer 1: "You genius."

[@j.aquisado8858]

Asshole GW writer 3: "then let's kill her in a Horrific way possible, to give robu more depression" GW supervisor: "Yeah. Can't have nice good things in 40k"

[@j.aquisado8858]

Asshole GW writer 3: "then let's kill her in the most horrific way possible, to give him more depression" GW supervisor: "Yeah. Can't have good things in 40k" I sent this earlier but it won't register

[@Banthisyoutube-zs6sx]

I mean.........i married that and its worked out pretty good so far lol

[@stormbringer2738]

​@BanthisyoutFucking chadube-zs6sx

[@stormbringer2738]

What the fuck why is my comment in the middle of your name.

[@nikitaromanovsikis9640]

-"Thank you, Robu" -"Okay, n-now you're overstepping your limit." Robu said, blushing

[@LordCrate-du8zm]

He said that with a big grin on his face, according to the book.

[@ryansauchuk7290]

Rowboat: You're dismissed Mommy Yasilli: What? Rowboat: What?

[@ericzaiz8358]

You know he was thinking, damn I ask for that but fucking appearances must and all... ... The fact I can see Cato viberating in rage from here is worrying.

[@JustMarty]

As soon as the words Robu were uttered, Yvrainne's ears perked up from the other side of the galaxy.

[@tajlokovsek8105]

guilliman discovers flirting and hates it

[@immortalwarrior2695]

Na. In the book he actually liked it.

[@skullsquad900]

Yvraine: "I feel a Disturbance in the Webway..."

[@ephemispriest8069]

...she don't got no cobwebs down there after taking a primarch.

[@CHRF-55457]

Robu... 🤣🤣🤣 aww. Robu is probably secretly happy for such things.

[@berilsevvalbekret772]

He was grinning in the book 😂

[@SwordTune]

"Be glad I don't call you Rowboat."

[@Damienx247]

"Only the Khan can call me Rowboat."

[@Briselance]

"Be glad I am willing not to slap you."

[@austinbutcher8106]

Random ultra marene standing guard: *40k vertion of bigus dickus scene *

[@Flesh_Wizard]

I thought of a deeply Australian man calling him "me mate Robbo"

[@TheLostPrimarch2nd]

Roboute is getting his own fucking harem the lucky bastard!

[@brimstonezv1694]

Yvarrine being like I can shut off your life support

[@diegorodriguez8006]

Can Primearchs even get errections ir aroused unless affected by Slanesh?

[@ashurad_fox5991]

​@@brimstonezv1694Guilluman: what life support? (takes off armor of fate) Yvarrine: O///////O

[@alecdeter1999]

​@@ashurad_fox5991Cock swangin out the size of a a small man

[@KRDecade2009]

@@ashurad_fox5991yvraine: You fool, for you see this is exactly what I wanted

[@oprime0078]

The tone of voice given to her has “You seem like a mountain I wouldn’t mind climbing.” Vibes XD

[@madison_russell04]

"Please we saved half the Imperium together, I think we're past calling you calling me "Lord Primarch Guilliman" "Okay... Rob?" "That feels weird, but I'll allow it."

[@Privateerblack]

Roboute: Do you fear me now? Yasilli: Fear? Perhaps. Respect? Most certainly.

[@jerandel6910]

Have to remember that although they're all so above us they're like gods, and better at everything In every regard, the Primarchs are at the end of the day still humans. They embody every aspect of humanity cranked up to a insane degree. Hell, Gulliman once told the Lion he hoped that when the Crusade was over all the Primarchs could just retire and come hang out on Macragge with him and just be a family. Poor guy really wanted to just have a family

[@j.aquisado8858]

But shit happened... 😢

[@supersaiyn41]

just imagining post nails angron managing to sate the nails by convincing himself scything wheat is killing the wheat so he just goes wild during harvest season

[@ArnoldJudasRimmer..]

Lion was stunned when he walked into the ampitheatre, and see those 18 chairs for his brothers to all sit, chill, and play call of duty 21,470,000 together. *Sad times...*

[@Glenn138horror]

Why do I feel that Guillaman was cracking a joke when he said she overstepped?

[@littlelw319]

probably the line delivery

[@outis7080]

He was. It was stated in the book that he was still smiling when he told her that he doubted her sincerity.

[@leovalenzuela8368]

@@littlelw319yeah it was a bad reading.

[@julianpradarodriguez7336]

You could feel the legit happiness he felt by holding such a normal conversation im the book. It was both sweet and a bit sad

[@Overwatch9]

"I want to connect with other beings by telling them how terrifying i am" - Robu Girlyman

[@MaDmanex100]

Same energy as a cockatoo lifting their head feather and trying to look big.

[@Thought_Processing_]

He is being upfront about it. One way or another they will find out he is terrifying. If they know at the start and still stick by him they are worth forming a connection with.

[@thisistherevolt]

While I'm sure The Lion is a volcel, Guilliman had a normal enough childhood that a nice girlfriend would probably do him and the Imperium a lot of good haha.

[@patrickpromen3605]

Lion grew up alone in the forest, then joined an all-male order. I don't think he'd understand flirting if it stripped in front of him. Or that a crusade isn't a date.

[@LordCrate-du8zm]

The Lion is definitely the “single dad” type of dude. I doubt he would ever understand why someone would feel love.

[@Banthisyoutube-zs6sx]

Well to be fair.......he is named after a poet who was stuck in the closet and "the rock" was literally the name of a gay bar near GW headquarters in the 80's.......

[@Thought_Processing_]

Given that Lion is named after a poet I think was secretly gay and the Rock was literally the name of a gay bar just down the road from GW HQ I think we can have a reasonable guess at the Lions preferences.

[@SignedWithBlood]

"Robu." I like her.

[@ArnoldJudasRimmer..]

So do I 😂

[@Aravaganthus]

You just know her inner monologue during his short speech is "yeah, still would"

[@axetheviking6482]

"Slow down there, buckaroo." -Rhubarb tea Grillingman

[@kira68200]

I love the fact that the handmade demigod really misses banter and being treated like a "normal" commander, boys will always be boys

[@KarpetBurn]

Well at the end of the day he is still human, despite what the entire rest of the Imperium thinks. Sure he appreciates formality even more than most of his brothers but even he wants to relax every once in a while, everyone treats him as if he's raised on a 30 foot pedastal, untouchable by the common human, and it gets real lonely at the top, with all of his brothers either missing, dead or chaos champions, he no longer has an equal to banter with.

[@rays5073]

The Ultra-depression is slowly getting fixed alright

[@ZeroSonaku]

The ultra-depression goes away when he gets his Ultra-Harem

[@haux522]

😂😂😂😂​@@ZeroSonaku

[@sugoistalin7809]

He's got that robot gorillaman rizz.

[@Eramiserasmus]

Robu is such a cute nickname. He better hope the others don't learn it.

[@cristaltophat]

Oh it would be absolute gold if the custodians learned/started calling him that and him knowing there’s not a damn thing he can do about it.😂

[@dynamicheatwave9949]

It sounds like something his mum would call him

[@robbie710]

Rouge trader's "Robu!" Has the same energy as "HELLO RECLUSIARCH!"

[@DoomStroller]

Awkward but pleasant and genuine interaction! Robu G would be a solid name for a synthwave artist

[@KronosTheRevenant]

“ *sniff* Only my mother calls me Robu. *sniff* ”

[@CandleWisp]

You mean Dad's secretary?

[@00KingKiller]

I don't know whether it's the line itself or just the voice acting, but hearing him. Say, "Okay, now you overstep the limit." it's just hilarious to me.

[@رضامحمدی-و3ث]

Honestly, He deserves a good friend. Most of the Primark need/needed.

[@patrickpromen3605]

Honestly, I hope it remains platonic. Something about a non-romantic friend who is willing to tease him just seems needed.

[@رضامحمدی-و3ث]

@@patrickpromen3605 exactly my thoughts.

[@Sujad]

@@patrickpromen3605 I don't think it'd be possible for a Primarch to maintain a romantic relationship with any girl. They're biological super computers. At some point they'll, without being able to help it, know someone so well they'll be able to path out exactly how every interaction will proceed, to the point that they'll know their partner better than they'd know themselves.

[@TheSentinelStone]

You kind of have to be pretty ballsy to survive as a Rogue Trader.

[@Fallout4277]

Not only that, but your entire job is to overstep the limit and boundaries all in the name of profit and the imperium of course but mostly profit

[@Fallout4277]

Yeah, plus I’m pretty sure a rogue traders entire job is to do that overstep the boundaries and make profit

[@popcornboi1059]

Omg the robu is amazing

[@cyrillesu]

Somehow I imagine Guilliman just maintaining that 🗿 expression the whole time while he goes from 😞 to 😠 to 😅 to 🤨

[@aaronboy1246]

Robu sounds like a nickname a mother would give

[@nickchurchill2572]

"...and kids, that's I met your mother."

[@BrotherEurobetus]

The moment he started listing his titles i couldn’t help it but hearing it with the Cato Sicarius tts voice, that series gave me brainrot

[@Fallout4277]

In the good way right since I’ve never watched it, I’ve only seen clips

[@berilsevvalbekret772]

​@@Fallout4277the BEST way friend. And go and watch it please. TTS is AMAZING!!

[@soap9277]

May it rest in peace...

[@soap9277]

​@@Fallout4277 This is your sign to go watch TTS

[@Fallout4277]

@@soap9277 i can’t Because of GW

[@PapaPyth]

Robu PULLS bro 😂😂😂

[@temorin-sama3488]

Warhammer fans will think of the most wackiest substitutes just to stop typing Roboute Guilliman

[@The_Real_Alpharius]

R O B U

[@madmalkavian3857]

What do you mean? I can totally type Bibidi Bobidiman. See Rawbooty Guiltyman. I would never go out of my way to not type Red berry Gelatoman. In all seriousness Robute Guilliman really is the Benedict Cumberbatch of 40k.

[@crimsonzen8412]

@@temorin-sama3488 It's an obligation

[@RexLygerkiryuVODs]

Roboute: only my Eldar Girlfriend is allowed to call me Robu

[@TheDeinonychus]

Ok, I'm just going to call him 'Robu' from now on.

[@CastDeathGames]

This is just adorable. He still has that ultra rizz

[@Tindahbox.]

After all the pieces he's been picking up, and enduring stress that would've crippled the most ambitious Highlords put together.. Poor Robu must miss Tarasha Euten more than ever... Not kidding.

[@ceresbane]

I was expecting her to go "Now you've put it that way, I find that very attractive. Does the little soldier stand to attention?"

[@WhoreForTheLore]

"little" 😂

[@shmee123ful]

Papa blue Berry is just picking up wifus left and right isn't he?

[@j.aquisado8858]

It's his Isekai adventure! Slit in the throat, wakes up in a new world (haha) first waifu helps him awaken, second waifu his first Friend in this new world.

[@arandomamerican1514]

Only the son of the Man-Emperor of Mankind can have such great luck in building a harem in a world of constant war.

[@seiboldtadelbertsmiter3735]

She was totally flirting with him.

[@dimasakbar7668]

No one: Litterally no one: Yasily: Robu-chan~

[@j.aquisado8858]

😂🤣🤣... Wholesome and cute!! Far better than the yvraine stuff they keep pushing, yvraine and robu in fact doesn't have any relationship, but rather a political Strategic Benefit.

[@doppelranger8794]

Knowing Guilliman that rogue trader definitely left limping.

[@skoryuroborus9677]

Ayo wtf!

[@Moonwalker130]

"everyone fears me" Me a fan: "aw why would they fear our favorite blueberry"

[@manwithgun9768]

Damn yvraine has got some COMPETITION

[@kringledoughnut8826]

By the emperor Robu is actually a adorable name lmao

[@peaceweapon1933]

Bro be spitting titles like Batman

[@discountplaguedoctor88]

At this point, we might as well get it over with and join PancreasNoWork in declaring that Guilliman has a harem in the making.

[@12coudak000]

Robu, less flirting and more saving planets!

[@WhoreForTheLore]

Quiet, you!

[@Bloodletter8]

He'll shuffle papers angrily if you piss him off. He might even turn the lights on and off, but that's just a terrifying legend.

[@AssassinatorScout1]

Lmao, it’s so sweet he had made acquaintance with her. At least he isn’t lonely. :3 😂

[@abrahamxavierraja6742]

I still suprised how Gman went from a boring robot Primarch to one of my favourites so fast. Though his kids aren't still that high on my list.

[@thedevilsadvocate788]

The balls on that woman are so massive, a full Company of Ultramarines couldn't lift them.

[@LordCrate-du8zm]

They’re so massive that they were affixed to her chest. - a stolen joke from another comment

[@Ragnarra]

I love this damn lucky bastard!

[@Nerdnumberone]

He has to fix the Imperium! That's a pretty shit job.

[@Ragnarra]

@@Nerdnumberone yes it is but wholesome moments of berevity are adorable. Especially in regards to Guilliman.

[@charlesfarmer5250]

OK, that comment of him saying OK now you overstep your limit. that’s just too damn funny

[@joefloggg3257]

It's what his stepmother would call him. You know, the woman who stood up to Konrad Kurze and called him a little B!+ch.

[@zanthimos]

Uh oh. Sounds like Yvraine might have some serious competition. Unless Big E still allows his sons to have harems >:D

[@TKUltra971]

Its funny because Yasilli is one of the few canon Black rouge traders in the entire setting lol. (No she doesn't look like this in the art used).

[@j.aquisado8858]

Yeah. Though do you know a good Pic of her character. I've been searching, but all are just lewd or far off.

[@ExtremeEnthusiast704]

Based.

[@The_Real_Alpharius]

Soy GW shills trying not to get wet by the thought of woke agenda inserts challenge - impossible Brought to you by the creators of female Custodes and gender bent Sanguinius.

[@LordCrate-du8zm]

@j.aquisado8858 That’s horrible! Source?

[@DeathMessenger1988]

Hm. Now I'm imagining Mel Medarda as a Rogue Trader. Which is doubly funny, since Mel is exactly the type of person Roboute would like and the Imperium needs: a political mastermind with vast cunning and wit, but also a heart of gold and a pragmatic & sober mind. Seriously, Mel Melarda is the precise type of person Roboute would want running the Imperium. I could even see some _Eldar_ liking her.

[@jessISaRicePrincess]

Blue boss is making a harem between a rouge trader and an eldar

[@MMAddict39]

Honestly, Roberto Gorillaman really just needs a friend

[@Felix-gv1ij]

The moment the lion discover that Guilliman is consorting with a knife ear instead of this sassy trader...the hole universe will her one word. GUILLIMAAAAAAAAAANNNNN!!!!!!

[@scouseleemini1]

I can just see her giving him a pet name

[@paulussturm6572]

I wanna say this as professionally as possible That voice actor’s voice got me acting unwisely

[@MrGaleanon]

Perturabo: Robotic Burlyman

[@slyscott1430]

I loved the "Call me Robute" "Okay, Robu-" "Okay- Wait a fucking minute." 😂😂😂

[@bigmonkeking9067]

This me makes me love Guilliman more because back then most of the primarch had human friends and Astartes that would would talk to their gene-father more casually. Unlike current 40k timeline, where they are worshipped as gods. Also, Yvraine has some competition 😅

[@hunterg24]

"Report to the ship as soon as possible. We'll bang, okay?"

[@TheDanielenos]

Yh that interaction sounds like a Batman & Catwoman vibe😂

[@usernamealreadytaken9330]

"Why would I fear you, you didn't try to kill me. Yet"

[@ahmedshaharyarejaz9886]

Somebody get my boy Robu a Fem-Custodes Girlfriend to cure his Ultradepression please.

[@patrickpromen3605]

I mean, there's at least one other he can talk to casually. The favorite nephew was deemed the only one Guilliman considers an equal.

[@gabzsy4924]

Roboute Guilliman, the Flirty Son

[@dragnusu4411]

Outside of the Emperor, Roboute's siblings, and some members of the Custodes and Astartes; the only other people to speak so frankly with him were probably Malacador, Cawl, and his foster parents

[@djashovel]

Guilliman Should tell her he already belongs to a very beautiful Eldar girl

[@j.aquisado8858]

As many people ship them. It's really not canon. It was just a promotional ad for Thanksgiving.

[@raidenarashikage]

@@j.aquisado8858I will take my happiness where I can find them in this dark af universe. Don’t take this from me please….. I ship it👀

[@bizarreworld2510]

1) Had loving parents 2) Had a galaxy spanning empire 3) His sons are not just loyal but also effective. 4) Best tactical talents among his brothers 5) But most importantly man has interspecies rizz. This is why Bobby G is the best Primarch.

[@dudi0_0]

"Alright I'll stop, Gorilla man."