Astel discussing who's the most normal in Holostars (ENG SUB)

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[@cassiopee9264]

Conclusion: it might be Rikka, but even that is debatable *He was told that he was crazy by the management

[@ainedroid]

Definitely. I’m never forgetting the morning star stream and asking him “R-rikka why are you holding that morning star?” In chat then getting bonked lol

[@cassiopee9264]

@@ainedroid I might... need a link-

[@ainedroid]

@@cassiopee9264 I believe this is the stream kzbin.info/www/bejne/baeQY5yPmZirm5Y

[@ainedroid]

@@cassiopee9264 also for context: the morning star was to wack the negative thoughts away. It was strange but sweet of him lol

[@cassiopee9264]

@@ainedroid Thank you

[@jt4304]

I love how all of Holostars agree Temma is cute ww

[@cassiopee9264]

They really love Temma and teasing him 🥺

[@fianieffu]

Miyabi : is normal, except his forest Aruran : looks normal, but is indeed a crazy, he shitposted on Rikka 3D debut Izuru : Big pure chaotic energy so nope Rikka : Normal maybe.... his 2GB memory kinda tricks everyone too Astel : WHAT DO YOU MEAN ???? Temma : Dark Knight that can and willingly kills you, yeah nope Roberu : I LIKE ONEESHOTA, ONEE EQUALS OLDER SISTER, SHOTA MEANS YOUNG !!!! *wrote a whole ass essays about it Shien : *Yabai noises Oga : All things are free as long as you don't look at their price, HURDY GURDY AND RECORDER !!!! Conclusion : No one is normal in holostars, not even Shinove and his alcoholism

[@Valyeska]

id doubt shinove can handle these boys without something hard to drink it away every one or two days

[@kuraraan_]

You forgot Oga's yabai massager streams

[@kuraraan_]

@egi yeah but the moanings was really necesary?

[@TaimiHime]

I can't believe this man said he was the the most normal Holostar. When he streams half the time for 12 hours a day whether it's Apex or singing or both. And then he threw everyone else under the bus. XDDDD Poor Izuru tho it hurt Astel's heart that he wasn't even considered to be normal. LMAO.

[@cassiopee9264]

He literally never does anything normal and had the nerves to comment on everyone's sanity, tis tew much

[@petraleong]

I believe Izuru and Roberu wasn't mentioned by chat. lol

[@vifurawa2715]

@@petraleong I did see some people mention Roberu ww

[@petraleong]

@@vifurawa2715 only after other options were out. lol yeah so Izuru and Roberu is low on the "normal" list

[@lillian8951]

Sorry PBB, I’m pretty sure Temma is the most normal one out of all the boys. He has a schedule, he eats regular food that isn’t expired or a bug, sleeps in a bed, has a normal sleep schedule, hasn’t openly mentioned a weird fetish to thousands of strangers, and he exercises regularly!

[@cassiopee9264]

... you're actually right, wait-

[@lavikmee]

wait wait wait i think imma need you to elaborate on the 'weird fetish' part for.. research

[@lillian8951]

@@lavikmee from the NTR demon, to the kemonoshotacon alien, they’re all whack. And literally not a day goes by that Son doesn’t mention oneeshota lol Watch the guys regularly and you’ll figure it out that there’s no idols in any branch of Holopro 😩

[@cherry-nw1sl]

@@lillian8951 pause- who.....and which......

[@lavikmee]

@@lillian8951 oo i knew about astel and roberu but had no idea about Oga tbh lol haha thats amazing god i love them

[@astelshusband2459]

The fact that he thinks he's the most normal one just shows how crazy he is

[@cassiopee9264]

FACTS lmao

[@kalispan]

Astel claiming himself as the most normal is just like Matsuri claiming herself as the most seiso..... Yeah good luck Astel www

[@cassiopee9264]

Yeah, just two words that shouldn't coexist in the same sentence

[@benja9029]

and now they're shooting each other while aStel laughs and Matsuri moans hahaha

[@ivyhuang7041]

Astel: I'm the most normal in Holostars Everyone: [x] Astel emphatically telling people who were saying Shien's the most normal to properly watch his streams has me wheezing "Miyabi is the MOST out of his mind" LMAOO

[@cassiopee9264]

The way he didn't even finish his sentence about Shien SENT me lmao He really didn't have to do my boy Miyabi like that, for real 😭 (not that he's wrong)

[@ivyhuang7041]

@@cassiopee9264 honestly 😔 as much as I love Miyabi ain’t nobody gonna take one look at his forest and tell me with a straight face that he’s the most normal

[@cassiopee9264]

@@ivyhuang7041 Even more when he himself can't comprehend why he keeps creating monsters

[@takotakey9426]

This gets 100x funnier after reading his tweet about training his lung capacity by putting his face in a bucket of water while playing apex lmao. Very normal indeed. He really threw everyone under the bus huh? Poor Miyabi ww. Rikka is probably the most "normal" but when your competition is an oneeshota connoisseur how low is the bar lmao

[@cassiopee9264]

!! He tweets stuff like that and then tries to act normal on camera, I can't with him 😭

[@varin9340]

Narrator: he lied as naturally as he breathed

[@timtanhueco1990]

…is actually Kanae’s motto. Did Astel also adopt this? www

[@riadirige7804]

Astel: why would they tell me im crazy Uh...-looks at irregular streaming sched- yeah...

[@cassiopee9264]

Does he really even have a schedule at this point lmao

[@petraleong]

I can't really call a person that does a 24 hour karaoke stream as normal. Just thinking about it makes my head hurt.

[@kresspqressie7722]

I www laugh so hard when he said miyabi and hanasaki forest. May suzume and other guardian of hanaski forest forgive you Astel

[@cassiopee9264]

Miyabi has the right to send Kyomu Suzume to haunt his dreams, I fully support it

[@kiabpaj]

I like how Astel keeps saying Temma is cute first then adds on the later note that he's not normal, lol. That December meetup with all of them ended up with all the boys saying just how cute Temma was and how shy and great of a style his clothing is too.

[@cassiopee9264]

Astel never misses an opportunity to highly praise then destroy Temma in the same breath lmao

[@tokki2901]

"Then who do you think is the most normal in holostars?" The fact that the only answer I can think of is Shinove san, and I dont even know if he is the right choice lmao, everybody is weird.

[@kiminomotoe]

it's so wholesome that he's telling people to watch the other guys too 🥺

[@cassiopee9264]

The most backhanded promotion I've ever seen but still promotion 😭

[@kiminomotoe]

@@cassiopee9264 it's actually working! i'm currently only watching like 3 people in holostars (i'm new) and this makes me want to watch all of them 😂👌

[@Lalalin26]

"For real, I'm the most normal in Holostars" Sir, are u sure about that- (I love u Astel, but the most normal one for me are definitely Rikka and Shinove)

[@-Raylight]

When someone said they're the most normal person, don't believe them xD Can confirm Temma's Dead by Daylight streams are scary, especially when he's the killer... For me it's probably Roberu, I don't know why lol. Probably because he said Holostars are bunch of brats and he's the big brother

[@cassiopee9264]

We see that even Roberu has his own quirks when we dig deeper 😭

[@carrotstache]

The man that mentions oneeshota so frequently?!

[@thung977]

O N E E S H O T A

[@rin_etoware_2989]

see, he seems normal enough on the outside, but you realize pretty quick that his mind is... pretty deep, kageyama-kun

[@Estefy659]

That one person who said Roberu.....

[@cassiopee9264]

... doesn't know him well enough...

[@vifurawa2715]

Poor Izuru... No one mentioned his name xD He is super chaotic though, so its understandable. Ww, chaotic catboy. Astel out here capping, no one is normal in Holostars though xD

[@cassiopee9264]

Izuru... deserves the lack of faith lmao He was capping like no one's business, for real

[@rhiannn3416]

@@cassiopee9264 i still remember that weird Nostalgia game Izuru played and he did the whole boyfriend skit but hell version and it was all ad-lib. Weirdest but funniest shit i've ever seen in my life. i still remember the iconic lines. "Do you want to be my bucket?" "Do you want to die together in that house?" "There are cicadas on this tree. I like eating them. I wish i could let you try." ...bruh

[@nath7690]

"Oga is crazy" Me : Wait Oga is norm- *flashback at hurdy gurdy stream* uh... Yeah

[@arctohru]

To calculate who is the most normal: - is their sleep schedule somewhat functional? - do they have something reminiscent of 3 meals a day? - are they capable of talking to another person with moderate fluency?

[@AuroraIceCode]

I wonder how much beyond just what we see of Miyabi's forest do the boys know about to call Miyabi the absolute craziest lol like we joke and joke about how Miyabi is the most normal beyond his forest, but that can't be the only reason why Miyabi is called the craziest. astel,,,,what forbidden knowledge are you hiding from us??

[@lucasgoncalves7774]

Didn't Miyabi once say he wanted to lick Izuru's legs? I've also seen Roberu and Shien mentioning that he's a terrible cook (although not on the same level as Haachama for example, but still pretty bad).

[@hydraulicpress439]

@@lucasgoncalves7774 Wait... where?...

[@lucasgoncalves7774]

@@hydraulicpress439 Tbh I've never found a clip of those but it's listed on the Holostars' TV Tropes page.

[@AuroraIceCode]

@@hydraulicpress439 super late answer, but it was the stream after the summer outfit reveals! like, not the festival ones but the one with forehead reveal Izuru and the iconic glasses Miyabi that we got lol

[@AuroraIceCode]

@@lucasgoncalves7774 yeah he also once said he wanted to lick Kira's abdomen too,,, (just like Kaoru) he says a large number of very questionable stuff but since he's one of the less translated boys, and he's generally got an aura of innocence, you end up either missing it or having to double take at what he says lol

[@khronikfourtwenty]

astel low-key promoting his bros though proving a point that they're also, if not more, chaotic than the girls

[@porkricee4429]

love how he kept ignoring rikka's name that clearly kept popping up www

[@TaimiHime]

Cause he knows Rikka has to be normal but was doesn't want to said it, HE wants to be the normal one. XDD

[@elle-lg2rz]

right!! also rikka does this skits whenever he does a new costume video so now im so confused if he really is normal ww

[@Leahsfilms]

Lmao he didn’t have to come for miyabi like that 💀✋. But i think we all can agree that astel is not the most normal one out of all of them

[@cassiopee9264]

The way he came for Miyabi's sanity was too much 😭

[@petraleong]

Yeah I was thinking maybe Miyabi, but when he mention the forest. I was like, This man got a point!

[@Decahedron04]

Arupapa sleep in a sleeping bag??? The 1st person comes to mind was aruran

[@cassiopee9264]

I'm trusting Astel on this one so yeah, it's concerning 😭

[@spunkey44]

Aruran slept in a sleeping bag for 4 months (he has a bed now. Don't worry) and used a cardboard box as a computer desk yep

[@Leahsfilms]

@@spunkey44 lmao bruhhh

[@nuiverse]

ever since he tweeted that he is a liar man, i begin to feel sus with this space seaweed 😂😂

[@chocolatevancandy9929]

Hm... I think I'd actually support HanaKishi and Izuru on this one. Hear me out: Both Miyabi and Temma are MOSTLY sane and the least crazy of the bunch, as in, most of the time. Pretty sure miyabi almost always has to be the straight man, actually? They both have this uh. Weirdness triggers BUT. They mask really well, as in, they look normal at first glance, and that image does not necessarily die after watching half a stream (like with aruran or roberu (i always saw roberu as crazy but he does get the tsukkomi role in collabs out of necessity, so that's that)). It CAN disappear early if you watch the right stream, but it could also take a while. Izuru is a controversial choice? Yep. But I'm going with this as in: he's pretty normal FOR A TEEN. Iirc izuru was 17 years old at debut. He is an absolute ball of chaos, yes. He's one of the biggest kusogakis, and there is competition. But here's the thing - he behaves as an absolute brat because he.... Is a brat. So it's actually... Not so crazy when you think about it. I'd find his motherly streaks weirder, but after reading somewhere that he may have younger siblings? It all makes sense. Also, I'm discarding rikka because after once seeing him described as a himbo, my view of him has never been the same. He's a full on himbo. I'm sorry rikkun.

[@abcde_abcde_8135]

Wait. What? Where did Rikkun get mentions as a himbo? What does himbo even means?

[@chocolatevancandy9929]

@@abcde_abcde_8135 comments and live chat, mostly.

[@nenus3r]

All I’m hearing is Astel has some vendetta against sleeping bags because that’s the only negative thing he could find to say about Aruran lmao I like how not a single person said Roberu they just know that man isn’t normal and it’s okay “HAVE YOU EVEN SEEN THE INHABITANTS OF HIS FOREST?” leave flower boy alone 😭

[@cassiopee9264]

Roberu was mentioned a few times but Astel purposefully and completely *ignored* his name 😭 He also has a vendetta against Miyabi's forest...

[@Meme-jj9dm]

Wheezing over the fact that Izuru was never even an option. Everybody just wrote him out upon hearing the word 'normal' 😂😂 Anyways, I think Shinove is the most normal one.

[@cassiopee9264]

Izuru can't be an option 😭 Good choice, he has to be the most sane one of the bunch

[@Meme-jj9dm]

@@cassiopee9264 True. I mean he hangs out a lot with Astel and previously, Kira. It's impossible to have a good synergy with those two and still be considered normal. Birds of the same feather after all...😂

[@kyoukadayooo]

Ohhhh thanks for the translation!!! I didn’t understand why he suddenly asked who the most sane member was during the stream lol 😅 Everyone is holostars is crazy to some extent lol

[@banyanya6236]

Press F for Doubt. Astel Sus LOL

[@cassiopee9264]

Astel big sus lmao I don't know who he's trying to lie to 😭

[@tomoya6486]

LMAO thanks for the tl!! It’s hilarious Astel wasn’t, isn’t and won’t be the most normal one... probably Rikka (who isn’t really normal btw) Temma is out.. not only DBD but GTAV~

[@cassiopee9264]

Never was, *never* will be lmao I'm thinking Rikka too... yeah, by process of elimination Tenma is half an option when he's in dark knight mode, a full option when you put him next to the other kusogaki 😭 Glad you enjoyed it!

[@icahopilm898]

i can't be the only one who thinks miyabi's hanasaki forest is adorable???!! like??! is it not cute?!!! but yeah astel isn't the most normal lmao i think it's rikka the more i think about it.. also i'm glad they're good enough friends to clap back at each other !! calling my best friends crazy is one of the "nicer" insults we use to describe each other lmfao

[@cassiopee9264]

Honestly I grew to love his forest, I'm always looking forward to seeing them and watching him create new ones (my confession of the day) Love the clap backs, wish Izuru was there to raise the chaos gauge!

[@ranranranranran5940]

Therefore, I conclude that the whole talents HoloPro are not normal at all. Even their boss.

[@cassiopee9264]

You're right, your honor

[@mordi9286]

"I'm the most normal in Holostars" So that was a fucking lie.

[@sky.7527]

astel is not normal. if anything, he’s the farthest from being normal. if there’s one thing all holostar fans can agree on is that no one in holostars is normal.

[@satilinethejay]

that one person who called Izuru a feral cat

[@kaede_yuuki]

Usotsuki

[@kiminomotoe]

coming back to this video after Astel calling himself crazy Astel

[@noe4354]

5:04 bruh who tf said kenma lmfao

[@bearpuff4539]

1:26 because he mentions killua, probably another locked up zoldyck like alluka

[@aceofacez10]

astel's endurance streams scare me

[@cassiopee9264]

He recently blamed Miyabi for doing endurance streams and claimed to be normal again, I'm so clipping that ww

[@erenmeii]

@@cassiopee9264 Please clip it >,

[@flyingfish7787]

Singing for 24 hours, very nornal indeed

[@benja9029]

Coming back to this after He claimed to be "the most decent holostars member" to Hakos and mumei

[@theforgottenstar]

Gen 1 Miyabi：Leaving aside the drawings, is actually the most normal. Izuru：Eat bugs Kira：Said he wanted to see photo of fan's umm dongodinger Arurandeisu：Sleep in a sleeping bag for months Rikka：Not sure Suzaku: Unfamiliar Gen 2 Astel：24 hours apex*2 24hours singing stream and deletes vods Roberu：24hours chat Temma：Looks pure and simple but actually extremely evil in mind Gen 3 Oga：NTR Enthusiasts Shein：In a way, the girlish heart is very strong Kaoru：Wore women's clothes to the interview This was originally in Chinese so I apologize if the translation is weird

[@erischama1922]

I dont think the guy who wants to lick other members' merch is normal at all lol Suzaku simps over himself and is also a voice abuser like shien according the clips on bilibili

[@theforgottenstar]

@@erischama1922 oh hahahahahahaha

[@Emi-zo9pj]

Tough question but it's definitely not Astel

[@chiiken993]

Thanks for the upload! 💗✨

[@ollievirus6695]

Astel and normal can't be in the same sentence unless there's a "not" between them.

[@junkyyard2273]

Astel is, not kidding, the most normal Holostars member

[@samuelmarger9031]

@@junkyyard2273 Looks like someone needs to also specify that "not" negates "normal" and not other words, lol.

[@calicotree_]

Amen to Astel's wish!

[@a.eclarinal3111]

Astel Killua Zoldyck

[@cassiopee9264]

Thanks for pointing out his weebness o7

[@lunanuko6012]

Shoutout to that person who said "Izuru feral cat" in chat

[@kresspqressie7722]

Pbb, sorry but all of holostars member not normal for me www. Nice clip!

[@jlynn.eedraws2191]

The most "normal", yes....

[@myaajackatsumu]

Normal? SHIEN??!! well, now, have you seen his slither.io stream? Or basically his every lives with wonderful ✨ noises✨?

[@erischama1922]

Well given that he is wilder than his sister whose surname is literally "crazy"... I'll say nah

[@jamesjason8471]

Now I wanna know how crazy Oga is off-stream...

[@sayomimimimi]

Mentally normal. Physically KUREJIIII. 😂

[@Crepe30]

press x to doubt

[@cassiopee9264]

*pressing intensifies*

[@yoonsweety2772]

Temma sometimes plays DBD to the same extent Astel plays Apex so yep no one is normal.

[@iggy7875]

The real answer is: No one.

[@elfiemago]

Miyabi is most normal? *recently just watched his clip about holepen*

[@penepaunic]

Astel Zoldyck~

[@brokenpayphone]

One day I will learn enough Japanese to get to watch VTubers without english subtitles~

[@justaloaf2698]

One correction is that it is spelled "Temma" with 2 "m"s. Great translation though!

[@cassiopee9264]

Oh yes, in a variant of the Hepburn romanji system "nm" can be written "mm" since the pronunciation is pretty much the same but I personally like writting it according to the kanji 👀 Thanks for pointing it out, much appreciated! Thank you!

[@justaloaf2698]

@@cassiopee9264 yeah, you can really write it however you prefer since the pronunciation remains largely the same, I just wanted to point it out because it's how he spells it in his channel name. Thanks

[@cassiopee9264]

@@justaloaf2698 ooh sorry I thought you were talking about the name Tenma in general, I actually *never* noticed there were 2 "m"s in his channel name 😲 I'm just so used to this spelling, damn Okay, thanks again, I'm not sure I will change it right now because I fear overlooking my own inconsistencies (since I usually sub long clips) but I'll definitely bear that in mind!

[@penguinsteddybear2230]

Temma def temma

[@6Hikari6]

Most normal in Holostars... But still crazy