Astral Chain - Uncivil Synopsis

Astral Chain! It's a classic on release! Platinumgames once again putting out the games games ever made! They've been doing it, They keep doing it, we've been here, we've done it, and now we're doing it again!
Bother me on Twitter: / hypercharge_sam

[@Jesse__H]

Playing the Nutcracker during the _ass aside_ was a stroke of genius.

[@metroidman3893]

I'm actually crying I'm laughing so hard.

[@colingrimes4632]

This makes my day.

[@isaacholland5786]

I agree

[@Jesse__H]

same same

[@fantasygaming8718]

This deserves so many more views wtf. Incredibly entertaining!!!!

[@McOmeg]

The reason why the story is like this is because the budget meant for finishing it went into Platinum games ass physics department to create the perfect ass engine. Trust me my uncles dog legion works at it and told me

[@kylegraham3192]

Dude have so much energy in this video it’s awesome😂🤣

[@TCMYSTIKAL2010]

I am so sad that I haven't discovered you sooner!. Amazing

[@superdajoka]

Astral chain is underrated Also, I fucking love 27:17

[@ridelyssxd704]

Dude you gotta upload more, your vids are lit 😂🔥 I watch even the games I’ve never played and still lmao

[@flipparty8533]

2:20 This is the greatest segment of any video ever.

[@bumpzilla]

you need to be the only person to review games. doesnt matter if its a childrens learning game, to the most perv game of them all. you will make them great! just found out about these videos, and im hooked 😂

[@robertvalentine9788]

All games need ass physics now, no matter the rating of the game.

[@TheUnitedMarshmallowFederation]

SpongeBob SquarePants: Battle for Bikini Bottom animate that sponge ASSS

[@TheFuzzdude]

Your videos make me laugh my ass of every time! Thank you dude

[@TheLuigidan]

One of your best UncivilSynopsis(s) for sure

[@Skyking549]

God damn this was the best way to start my day

[@MortalGamingTube]

This channel deserves more recognition, I'm subbing. Good job dude, keep it up.

[@2dtas432]

Bro your the funniest game reviewer on KZbin 😂

[@metroidman3893]

Literally had me in tears dude. Fucking amazing content.

[@BadExample77]

I'm so glad you made this, always excited when you upload. Totally nailed it, though im surprised you didnt mention the bayo motorcycle sequence the game starts with.

[@grishhung2828]

I’ve been watching your videos for forever, but I have to say, going in-depth into the intricacies of video game ass design is certainly a first.

[@DAonYT]

I just finished Astral Chain for the first time last night. It was on my wishlist for awhile, but watching your synopsis over and over pushed me to open that wallet. Even though I had been spoiled on everything going in (I’ve never even watched Evangelion), the gameplay was incredibly fun and I appreciate your recommendation.

[@SimplySora_]

I love this over the top style of reviews 😂 I was on the fence on buying the game or not but I definitely will. My only complaint: UPLOAD MORE IVE BEEN SUBSCRIBED FOR YEARS AND IVE ONLY SEEN LIKE TWO NEW FUCKING VIDEOS UPLOADED

[@tobiasdahl7744]

I just love your videos. Always a highlight of the day when you release a new video

[@steizgr8]

I wish you were still making videos. This is so good

[@leeartlee915]

I watch these videos for the comedy… but this legit makes me want to check out the game.

[@mmmghool]

It’s a great game

[@leeartlee915]

@@mmmghool I did end up getting the game… but it’s been swimming around my backlog for a year. There’s just too many games out there. Maybe after I finish the Prime remake, I should give it a shot.

[@AzumangaFan13]

I finished watching NGE and I was laughing the whole time at how much Astral Chain took inspiration from it. You were 100% right lol

[@mandovgc]

I love your videos. They are actually the fucking hypest shit and I go hella nuts every time you upload. I wish you got more views, but keep at it. You'll make it big time someday👍

[@guccidumpsterfire3354]

No one: Hyper Charge 2019: GOD DAMNIT JENNA

[@sidrolf]

Love your style mate, subscribed!

[@PittsburghSonido]

I came here to check your upload and here you are! I wanna get AC.

[@fubargamers4279]

Bruh after the day I had I could not have asked for something better to look forward to. This game looks amazing!

[@Eastbound99]

That’s why your videos keep getting better and better goddamn Jenna!!!!

[@capt.bellamy]

Hiw have i never heard if this channel, i saw the wonderful 101 review and subbed, now with this i know i made the right choice.

[@hadesKIU]

Hypercharge be like: Astral Chain? More like Asstral Chain!

[@rebbisthename]

He Said ”fuck” 376 times, HYPE video

[@Exigentable]

We all know this guy needs more exposure. Post the shit on reddit, share it on facebook, Twitter, Instagram, snapchat, text your mom and dad, text your grandma. Text your girlfriend. Text your cousin's. Get the word out.

[@smartmouthriveria]

So glad you saw the comparison to gendo !!

[@ShinPepsiman]

Oh shit I thought u stopped doing these! Glad to see another synopsis

[@retrogress3752]

Funniest and most underrated KZbinr been watching since the majors mask video and hope one day you explode In subs.

[@waypastcoool]

how the fuck is this video not viral

[@brettmenzel9371]

I really liked the story lol

[@sauarkrokur818]

ASStral Chain

[@sur-shiner]

I picked the male Howard, because of Galo Sengan. Being a customizable male cop, it was too good of a reference to pass up

[@mmmghool]

it's a CRIME this game has sold 1 million copies but this video doesn't have that many views

[@notenoughgarlic]

Aw man, fucking love you dude. Those Smash player jokes keep on killing me, bahahahahaha!!!!

[@PittsburghSonido]

I love coming back to this video for the ass tirade. Should’ve just titled the video “Asses in Games, Nintendrone”

[@mediumchungus]

Wow you deserve more subs

[@vankilsing]

your reviews are great!

[@commandertaco1762]

Tfw the story goes from 0-60 in 20 seconds in the last mission

[@williampaschall]

i loved this game.

[@anthonypalumbo1057]

Really funny. I agree with your take on the game too. I thought, while it was pretty nuts, the plot was pretty straight forward.... Compared to Nier: Automata that is

[@azi6094]

27:17 best part

[@goodbye27893]

Nah, it’s all worth it for the cat

[@mikegomez2646]

Jesus christ, I'm still on the ass tangent....

[@commandertaco1762]

Literally the only one who played as the male twin lol

[@charlesshaw2464]

God damn this is great

[@KoroxasHeart]

I feel like the sequel going to be about reclaiming the earth and taken place ARI and out on field that is outside of ark, or jumpcut to point in almost done with reclaim and they concern over you and your twin/clone of still being around.

[@2yoyoyo1Unplugged]

Can you do synopses of like the entire metal gear saga except survive PLEASE PLEASE ITD BE PERFECT FOR THIS FORMAT I WILL SELL MY SOUL

[@shuumo453]

damn its been 50 years almost

[@andyblargextra]

So much Jena Anderson.

[@LAnite430]

Missed you buddy!

[@Parsinen257]

Why does this have less than 10k views!? GREAT BOOTY RAVE 😂 SHIT'S SUPER FUCKED lolol

[@waterking74]

3:15 3:36 3:45 can we just appreciate the cat walk 2B is doing. That’s the walk of confidence and “IM SEXY AND I FUCKING KNOW IT 😎”

[@HyperCharge]

I worked so hard to get the most perfect 2B ass footage, alright, you guys don't understand! First off, since I deleted my save file for the Nier Automata video, I had to replay the entire game up until the mission to get 9S to leave so he wouldn't obstruct the view of her ass! Then I had to edit the camera options to give me the most optimal zoom-in on her ass so the camera wouldn't pan too far away to the side or towards the sky. I also had to get 2B wet under a waterfall to get the ass nice and wet cause that's hot and also find the perfect positioning for the lighting to illuminate the ass cheeks! Meanwhile, if you pan the camera too low, she'll actually brush her skirt to the side to stop you from peaking under her skirt, so you have to figure out the most optimal vertical positioning in order to get low enough to stop her from doing that! This isn't even going into the 4-5 hours I spent addressing technical issues with the PC port of the game, which kept constantly breaking when I fused up some of the PC settings! All of that time and effort spent on getting the best 2B ass footage possible! I would have just downloaded someone else's video or something, but all the videos on KZbin were trash and sub-par to the perfect 2B Booty footage I was able to capture!

[@waterking74]

@@HyperCharge i can't tell if your mad at me or happy that i appreciate this scene ?☻ cause i love the hd resolution of this im not here dising ur hard work making this.... IN FACT ITS MAGNIFICENT 😤

[@HyperCharge]

Oh no! I'm glad you appreciate it, cause I spent so much time getting that footage!

[@waterking74]

@HyperCharge :D thats good we gotta appreciate the hardwork platinum makes for the perfecting waifu body sculpting

[@pancholugo9360]

As a guy who has over 300 hours on the game. You're correct

[@thecrimsondragon2379]

astral chain is awesome

[@thecrimsondragon2379]

Shit your rant about ass technology had me laughing my ass off so hard my mom had to check up on me

[@jayroach2]

This is genius

[@Dres2000]

Sums up everything perfectly, can we get a fuck counter please? Also: fav part 14:22

[@waterking74]

I would go to another dimension to save a cat all guns a blazing >;3

[@yougottowinsometime7470]

I love this he is fucking hilarious 😂😆 look at those ass physicals

[@axisdelasal]

You really know how to sell a game

[@2yoyoyo1Unplugged]

From 25:05 on is the hypest part of the fucking game

[@capt.bellamy]

I really need to watch evangelion

[@MikeRat77]

Dude... are you my long lost brother?

[@arslanmalik151]

this game really need to run at 60

[@jeffreyrowan8865]

wow they even ripped off evangelions ending where they explain nothing

[@thedeadlyune]

Man holy shit this explains why I prolly didn't enjoy Nier Automata. Guess I'll leave self destruct turned on next time a game has the option.

[@BootyjuiceJenkins]

To a degree, I kinda like that they kept the Astral Plane a bit mysterious. Too many stories seem to want to overexplain all of its mechanics.

[@RiseUpToYourAbility]

Personally I don't see Astral Plane as being mysterious. The mystery has to enhance the meaning of the story like at the end of inception where you don't know if the top stops spinning or not. It serves the meaning of is there a difference between dream and reality, and if there is can you really know for sure. Astral Plane's mysteries are just like is Akira the real Akira or is it a clone. OOHHHHh how deep and thought provoking. Well it would be if the game focus on identity and all the philosophy that went along with that. The game hardly touched on those issues, so personally I see them as cheap ploys to make the game seem deeper than it actually is.

[@vivaofficial7372]

🤣🤣 I love this

[@jerryseinfield9609]

Face reveal at 10k subs?

[@2yoyoyo1Unplugged]

21:32 WAIT ISNT THIS MUSIC FROM METAL GEAR 2: SOLID SNAKE

[@HyperCharge]

It's from Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney

[@2yoyoyo1Unplugged]

HyperCharge oh. Now I remember. Would you consider doing a synopsis of the games in the Metal Gear saga? They’re as nuts as Bayo.

[@FaustoRomano9]

Isn’t wonderful 101 already a gurren lagann ripoff? Xd

[@meerkats9317]

Dissapointed that you didn't mention Raiden's booty

[@eugene_5891]

AHAHAHAHAHA

[@sessione2]

I already said this, but I love you (no homo) ahahahah

[@LAnite430]

I really enjoyed this game, but goddamn the story could have been better written by a 12 year old.

[@deviant315l6]

Can we get a f**k counter

[@Dres2000]

Yes please xD