The illegal speedrun that beats FNAF SB in 1 minute

[@hanthonyc]

As for any rule... there's definitely a story to that "No nsfw character models" one

[@smashbrother980]

Explain

[@martmine4618]

If you make a rule its because someone has done it before.

[@spicybreadproductions1972]

@@martmine4618 most of the time, yeah.

[@mrlaz9011]

Goddam Roxy simps

[@drakefruit]

broomz has had several runs go to the trash because he forgot to turn them off..

[@finisterre2415]

I'm half expecting, by tommorow; "The Speedrun that beats FNAF SB before installing the game"

[@mrmaniac3322]

The speed run goes as follows - Step one: purchase Five Nights at Freddy's Security Breach Step two: refund Five Nights at Freddy's Security Breach Speed run complete

[@sltrskid]

and, to beat it before launching, go to the "movies" folder, and open up the afton ending mp4

[@casperfrrr]

the speedrun that beats fnaf sb by not even turning in your pc

[@giorgiopesce4018]

@@casperfrrr the fnaf sb speedrun that lets you beat the game in 2013 before the release of the original fnaf

[@Everythingfnaf_]

That’s so true

[@drakou111]

sad fact: we're only some pixels off from being abble to get out of freddy's room. You can get on top of the curtains in freddy's room near the door with some VERY precice parkour, but you can't go anywhere from there and the closest we got from there was a couple of pixels off from being abble to jump over the wall.

[@Picobits]

fucks sake I just went to comment this and when I was done scrolled down and read this lol

[@vengeful_pluto5586]

Mayhaps there's a way to get extra pixels into a jump

[@drakou111]

@@vengeful_pluto5586 high high doubts, we tried everything, like trying to get more momentum upwards with geometry tech or fazwatch glitch, but to no avail

[@thatkerimguy]

maybe a movement technique/combo might help?

[@kallixo]

that just means it's likely a way to jump over the wall will happen

[@CoolKiller28]

I feel like this catagory is just proof that the creators of this game didnt expect people to get out of bounds and didnt expect people to not immediatly save their game

[@Retzmag]

One thing's for sure, if they didn't expect people to get out of bounds like this, they wouldn't have added a death switch / teleporter instead of letting you infinitely fall.

[@danielvinceneo3556]

You're gonna be one of the top youtubers with all the "out of the ordinary" contents

[@Mario4736]

But... It was 2 minutes..

[@danielvinceneo3556]

@@Mario4736 why u replied on my comment?

[@Rituna-f3z]

@@danielvinceneo3556 because you can reply to people?

[@_JustJoe]

These replies are confusing.

[@danielvinceneo3556]

@@_JustJoe you were just like me🎶

[@starmantheta2028]

If this game wasn't so busted I don't think I ever would have checked out anything about it. Not into FNaF really but stumbling across a speedrun showing how broken the game is got me interested in learning more about it and the speedruns of SB.

[@deerkota]

I didn't get into fnaf until security breach, and honestly, the glitchy shenanigans looked so fun to me that I wanted to try it myself, but since my laptop can't handle the graphics, well... ultimately, security breach is what led me to build my first PC

[@Mr_Kaldwin]

The fact that the mods have to put in they website to not use nsfw models, makes me wander how many people uploaded speedruns but forgot to remove de nsfw mods

[@mister_matt]

''forgot''

[@rokilaiyangtzer1134]

" just busted a nut 4 minutes ago before speedrunning "

[@HomeScar498]

@@owlfam less Chica more Roxy lol

[@CantoniaCustoms]

@@HomeScar498 you come across chika sooner.

[@drpibisback7680]

@@CantoniaCustoms Thinking like a true speedrunner!

[@PlasmaAsthmaOG]

So Basically You're telling me... *There's a Monty Golf %?*

[@muriloborodiaksantos8331]

imagine gigamonty %

[@PaperBagEntertainment]

Nah we need freddy%

[@swaggerdagger8976]

Jesus Christ Woman% is hands down the best speedrun category ever

[@donttreadonme123]

Irlpizza and pizza% is better in my opinion

[@play3rthr339]

If only irlWoman% was a completable category

[@earthUSOA7705]

@@play3rthr339 r/im14andthisisdeep

[@iannoypeople4916]

@@play3rthr339 there will be no completions at all

[@WetchopClips]

This game is unbreakable all these glitches are LORE Gregory just can hop time lines

[@deen7530]

*screams in MatPat*

[@goodnight63]

The crying child is the real mastermind of the series jk

[@lordshennington2756]

@@goodnight63 The boy behind the slaughter

[@Anon_Spartan]

Nice, the therapist said Gregory was a hacker (if he's the unnamed test subject) so now he's hacking through the gate.

[@thebirdaplierphd.memeology3411]

Matpat get on this right now, we've got a theory alert!

[@nebula189]

I'm sure the devs would be pissed if they read that title

[@glamboo]

lmao they would

[@user-ee6lk1pb6w]

Good. Scott better have a heart attack

[@RafilaWan]

Apparently the devs routinely look at and enjoy fnaf memes so they'd prob think it was funny tbh

[@thatonedude9505]

anyone else that found spiff one day and can’t stop watching this brilliant content? edit: i first saw his exposing the fake poppy playtime speed run and i live his style of humour

[@glamboo]

yep. been here for ages!

[@Tomate_099]

He is to handsome to stop watching

[@JJSSBU]

Yep, when I got COVID-19

[@Denpiq]

Same for me lol. He's suprisingly entertaining

[@snakesbakecookies]

yup

[@TheFlamingGamerYT]

Oh wow, that speedrun’s really popping off. I always enjoy seeing speedruns, and I love seeing speedruns of security breach ever since I came across your channel. I can only imagine just how crazy some runs will become for any other games, should there be quicker ways to finish them

[@SoUniqueUser]

if Freddy's room is a stronghold I'm about to beat the Ender Dragon

[@LunaDeaminac]

Honestly this wouldn’t be hard to patch at all. They’d literally just need to have an auto-save the moment the you gain control of Gregory after getting out of Freddy and that’ll kill save warping. Whether or not Steelwool think to do that though is another matter entirely.

[@connorschultz380]

Do they need to?

[@LunaDeaminac]

@@connorschultz380 it would be easier to do this then fix the map geometry. I believe some people have caused this glitch to happen accidentally and it basically softlocks the game on a fresh install. Putting an auto save directly after that cut scene ends is better for standard play through anyway, it means you don’t have to keep sitting through the entire opening dialogue again if you die before saving.

[@MrEc2001ca]

Fun fact. The vents themselves aren’t made by steel wool. That’s why they are structurally sound to such a high level.

[@JanJansen985]

You dont want to make a vent out of steel wool A solid metal would make a much better vent

[@rentarosasaki632]

Imagine making a game that took months or years and a dude just finishes the whole game in a minute

[@HowTheWorldWorks10]

and i don't regret it

[@bleedinactionman8578]

@@HowTheWorldWorks10 fking legend

[@HowTheWorldWorks10]

@@bleedinactionman8578 thank u🙏

[@NeverSnows]

Question: What happens if a new player, that just booted up the game, falls out of bound? Will he load a random Dev save somehow? Or the game just dies?

[@spirithyst1399]

I think there's an autosave when talking to freddy for the first time but idk

[@martmine4618]

Dude even markiplier went out of bound its not a really hard thing to do

[@spicybreadproductions1972]

I believe they spawn in the exact middle of the entire game map.

[@litpotat5601]

@@steeledgator I think you just play on nasa pc cause my buddy got a high specs gaming pc and the game still couldn't load the first chase scene properly

[@omnisel]

"dev save" is not a thing.

[@ceilingfan4097]

"woman percent" lmao 💀

[@yarn1471]

"You can't make it out if freddy's room without faxwarch or vent" just give it a while, if they could break out of the starting room in portal they can do that

[@TheSecondVersion]

The most powerful device Aperture built was the door-busting radio

[@SamiTheAnxiousBean]

The fact there's a entire category for making a actual pizza irl makes me so happy for no reason whatsoever

[@sb6196]

I wonder if that's a category for any other fnaf game.

[@deadnewchannelformelycillc7899]

the sb community is fricking amazing wow

[@lastmellon489]

Hell, even if the game is busted, I’m glad the speedruns are cool.

[@KatLuff]

Imagine releasing a game to the public and charging money for it when a core game play mechanic can cause the entire world to unload.

[@first-namelast-named9639]

Sony forced steel wool to release it a few months early in time for Christmas, that's why it's so overlooked

[@MegaBlair007]

@@first-namelast-named9639 sure, it has nothing to do with steel wool going over budget and taking out entire mechanics and lore months before release

[@KatLuff]

@@first-namelast-named9639 There's a whole heck of a lot more than "a few months" worth of issues with this game. A few months prior to release they should have been well into play testing the completed game. This game needed another full year in the oven. A few months wasn't going to make any difference.

[@donttreadonme123]

@@KatLuff pizza oven?

[@bungiescams3292]

@@first-namelast-named9639 and they wonder why barely anyone will work with sony :D

[@RadiantSharaShaymin]

Imagine being able to destroy a 3 minute speedrun It's already only 3 minutes-

[@MaynieClan]

1:02 That was the worst pizza I’ve seen been made

[@sasaki999pro]

That thing makes the last slice of elementary school cafeteria pizza look edible, ugh

[@GraafBerengeur]

02:36 = just under three minutes 01:51 = just one minute I... round numbers a bit differently to you I'm afraid

[@WarChallenger]

Damn bro, I gotta register for a speedrun attempt of IRL Pizza%. I make home made pizzas all the time. I can do that DAMN fast. But, do I have to use the exact ingredients the game uses? The vegan meat looks nasty.

[@whatsyouropiniononsawblades]

“You have 6 hours until you can leave” “Nah bro watch this”

[@NyanTheFurry]

“You’ll have to wait until 6 am- Wait, Gregory, what the hell are you doing?!” “S p e e d”

[@earthycarl2461]

Imagine just seeing Gregory no clipping trough the walls and bunny hopping

[@cookiecutter5176]

Really hoping Steel Wool makes a beta of the game where you can switch from current Broken Version to the New Updated Version

[@jacko_1003]

you said that you dont want to do a security breach blindfolded because saves don't reset camera position, but I think hiding spots do. if you ever think of it I suggest you test that.

[@_Clashur_]

Now we better get the speedrun in 1 millisecond

[@mannofdober873]

"Gregory. If we are quick we can get you out before-" *Gregory fucking teleports into Vanny's room* "G-Gregory?"

[@notsoadl5790]

"Sweetie, dinner is ready!" "Hold on mom, give me a minute"

[@gamebrogaming10111]

Is it possible to beat security breach without an elevator? I challenge you!

[@Metha_59]

No

[@gamebrogaming10111]

@@Metha_59 if he's able to do sprintless, jumpless, and freddyless, I bet he can do elevatorless, well before the patch at least

[@HowTheWorldWorks10]

@@Metha_59 yes it is there's a glitch using map bot that deload the game and u can pass the elevators idk if it's patched now tho

[@Metha_59]

@@HowTheWorldWorks10 how would you even get to map bit without using the elevators

[@HowTheWorldWorks10]

@@Metha_59 wait ur right i was thinking of something else my bad 💀

[@ajkcool]

I love category extensions for any game. They are way more fun to watch than the main game because of the creative genius it takes to create memes

[@theftking]

I have been indeed waiting for the day I sign in and see that Spiff beat SB blindfolded XD. Surely that's just absurd and cannot be done... right?

[@gdmewmewgod6653]

No blow-up 🥺? Nah im jk luv ur content

[@phyonic2523]

next step: people beat security breach in one millisecond

[@alexbenavidez4500]

The second you brought up savefiles, I knew where this was going lmao

[@reesewhittington6778]

3:22 I know exactly how they could "Ruin your fun" with savewarping. make it so that you really do just fall endlessly in the void instead of warping.

[@haikult]

help i can imagine glamrock freddy saying hysterically after this inane run: "GREGORY WHY ARE YOU GOING THROUGH THE WALLSSSS YOU HAVE SO MUCH GAMEE THAT YOU'VE LITERALLY HOPPED OVERRRR"

[@hudsonk1racer]

"Blindfolded is the most punishing" that's why you do NG+ blindfolded! it's the LEAST punishing blindfolded ever!

[@akiproductions7084]

getting a cameo TWO TIMES! ”*happy speedyboiaki noises*”

[@jekrixlokan4507]

I am really hoping they keep unpatched builds available on Steam

[@Eritogema]

They dont but you can get it through steam console ik this is very late but

[@somedude8380]

"pulling a quick security breach should do the trick" lmao

[@TheGloriousLobsterEmperor]

I tried to do this myself and damn near had a break down. The jumping is so hard and this is only my first try, and whenever I land on top of that door frame the room always fucking loads so instead of clipping out of bounds I get trapped. Maybe I'm just tired but dammit it nearly made me cry trying to do this shit.

[@HowTheWorldWorks10]

if it loads then ur too far to the left u gotta be farther right on the door frame so it doesn't load the room on the other side u can practice it first by going slowly and even crouching if u need too

[@DarkDemonGirlYT]

*2:44* XD, T-Posing Freddy

[@skullylad]

The fact that the devs put in (get your fun in while you can) is hilarious to me

[@teheqlles9036]

Using the ballclip in Freddy's room you used in itemless should make this faster, as suggested here.

[@DreadlyKnight]

SB blindfolded sounds nearly impossible if not absolutely because of some of the rng lmao especially with pizzabot routing and the weeping angels

[@killerarmyfox]

im kinda surprised nobody has gone back to beat this with ball strat (if thats still in the game idk i dont keep up on this one)

[@xiesie_xiesie]

2:43 I just want to point out that Freddy's T-posing like a superstar there in that black void

[@casperfrrr]

the illegal fnaf sb speedrun that was beat before pompeii was destroyed

[@creepykoala7255]

0:42 *insert 'yakuza guy slamming table and walking away' here*

[@Heroism4499]

Funniest part about this video is that you can complete 3 New Game Plus speed runs during the runtime of this video.

[@matix1248]

Will you try a speedrun where you can't collect any security badges at all?

[@NonSoSmartPerson]

Then you cant beat the game, you NEED badges

[@Foxtrot-27]

@@NonSoSmartPerson Freddy

[@deeeenisttv]

That's pretty much most of the any% and OOB categories. The most popular category in security breach is vanny ending OOB and that doesn't collect any badges

[@Foxtrot-27]

@@deeeenisttv ah yes the canny ending

[@deeeenisttv]

@@Foxtrot-27 shit

[@mr.stupid7537]

2:43 no ones gonna talk about Freddy T-posing in the wall?

[@OldeCat]

SW knowing people are having fun SB bugs tho...

[@RonocHK]

The IRL pizza% is truly the most competitive category

[@obnoxas]

Here after the itemless run...I'm almost scared to check what the wr is down to...

[@Mocha_Dragon]

please god i didnt just see someone put ketchup instead of tomato sauce in a fnaf speed run video

[@pancakelover8623]

Man if I ever learned anything from portal speedrun. Is that no matter how impossible it may look. There is always a way.

[@thatoneweirdrandomguy4766]

Freddy watching Greggory clip through walls and flooring and somehow reaching Vanny’s room for him not knowing a thing about her:

[@Nick0024]

Speedrunners - are superhumans...

[@ironicanimations]

1:00 dear God- There’s gonna be a speedrun saying “I beat Pizza IRL% in under 1 minute”

[@Landmine-yc5kb]

"The FNAF SB speedrun that has NEGATIVE TIME"

[@sagacious03]

Fun analysis video! Thanks for uploading!

[@imjustsomebunny]

Can't wait to see how speedrunning goes now with the game patched.

[@Unknown-qr2jl]

2:28 my guy listening to sleepy hallow while speed running,what a chad 🥶

[@imabananavr1136]

I’m watching this exactly a year later it’s like life led me to this video

[@Natp69]

0:53 is this the category where nipple% and butter dog put butter on da dog% would be categorized?

[@cryst4l_clear456]

T-posing Freddy cracks me up still

[@StevenCatalin]

AstralSpiff: First 1 minute FNAF SB speedrun Me: First time I clicked on a video of Spiff this early😀

[@SWATCHIEF22]

Next: the super illegal speedrun that beats the game in 10 quadrilliontrillionsektillionauchtungbillion seconds

[@kozynthetaquito5506]

ah yes, 1 minute = 1.72 minutes

[@cheezitlawd]

Man , the pizzaplex's speedrun security sure got breached! Did you really expect me to say "now laugh" down here?

[@mistertwister2000]

Woman% is the ultimate gamer moment

[@divafan39]

"FIVE HOURS!? I'M NOT GONNA LAST EVEN FI-VE MINUTES!" you sure 'bout that?

[@samuelcoleman9114]

Please, try a doorless, whether it's all doors, or just security pass doors and/or the big gate doors.

[@lunaticwolf2407]

They managed to break the stronghold, aka Freddy’s room. How much time would that save in this speed run?????

[@blanana_m]

36 seconds is the current record, It's just not allowed on the leaderboards

[@l30362]

Thanks for responding to my question about doing security breach blindfolded

[@brendandonegan6788]

Hey could you go over all the amazing work DJSterf has done for this game? He needs more recognition for his efforts.

[@bliviont]

I think SB blindfolded would have way too many variables unless you used glitches like the fastest categories use.

[@Ramsey276one]

2:10 Timeline Manipulation MUST REMAIN OUTLAWED XD

[@WowieZowie123]

the funny thing about hyper specific rules is that means someone didn't follow it...

[@TotallyNotMaiko]

love ur vids dude, congrats on merch

[@Dionysian.Cryptid]

The patch finally came out and I'm so excited to see if Giga Monty can still be created

[@AstralSpiff]

Checkin it tomorrow, video in a couple days

[@Dionysian.Cryptid]

@@AstralSpiff I'm planning on catching the stream before work :)

[@exquisitecorpse__]

Thats an awful looking Pizza

[@somethingwittyandthoughtpr9243]

My buddy, on his first playthrough, clipped outside of Freddy’s room and it shot him to the final boss

[@Mocha-Latte]

That was the most pitiful pizza I’ve ever seen

[@G82Jesse]

1:00 is that a pizza on a tortilla wrap..??? I'm actually outraged at the audacity

[@ShadowGoober]

yoo WAIT WTF

[@CalamityEvermore]

I have never bought merch from ANYONE, but I enjoy this channel, I might buy some!

[@hauntedsunsets]

oh my god, I remember commenting on a video mentioning the auto-load glitch suggesting someone make a new game plus category. no doubt I'm not the first person to come up with it but wild

[@davidmarket4285]

2024: speedrunning security breach in under 5 seconds!

[@Robo-xk4jm]

woman% caught me so offguard, as i was about to sneeze, i fucking died

[@littlemittenz7553]

Deffinettly like your voice over, and your gameplay!

[@karmicknight]

while this technically works in 1:43 it has a pre-requisite to have already beaten the game and relies on other save files to even function, as far as i'm concerned the time from the previous run should be attached to the 1:43 since it's impossible to do that "strat" without it.

[@ediblepi]

Wait…did I hear that right…a area of the game that isn’t completely jank??? Na. Must be hearing things.