The Funniest Speedrun submissions Fails for FNAF Security Breach

[@herm8281]

hello everyone, herm here! just got done with uni for the day and WOW. i apologize in advance for this comment being much longer than the youtube standard, but i hope to provide some background and hermma wholesomeness. i'm sectioning the comment a bit so that you can read whatever parts interest you. i will work through responding to your comments as well :) as a preliminary note, i've made my unlisted speedrun public on youtube if you're interested in seeing the run. a massive shoutout to the people dedicated enough to comment on it already! ---the speedrun backstory--- long before this surprising appearance, hermma was an icon in the hollow knight speedrunning community, where i'm active. i don't run as much because i'm prone to hand issues [though i don't have arthritis, hermma has let me borrow her spare brace before :)]. despite the fact that she has never played a video game before, let alone a relatively complex one like hollow knight, hermma watches me every time i commentate a speedrun and texts me her thoughts on the event. after around 18 months, she's stopped calling the game "hollow nights" and can even name a few areas on the map :). i always wanted to get hermma involved in a speedrun of some kind, but since i couldn't bring streaming equipment to her home [she lives in another state] and technology isn't always intuitive to her, i waited for another way. in early 2022, dragon_nyx, a dear friend of mine and valued gamer/artist in the hollow knight community, streamed irl pizza% with their dormmates, and i realized i'd finally found a feasible speedrun to do with hermma. when hermma came to town in march, i set my plan into motion, making a mad dash to the grocery store for the ingredients we'd need. hermma is pretty humble about her contributions, but she actually devised most of the strats we used for this run since i have little cooking knowledge. thanks to her, we were able to cook a pizza in what we thought was a record time, and have a ton of fun doing so! as a side note, the pizza, while not the most visually appealing [unfortunately, irl pizza% lacks the pretty fast strats of many speedruns], was quite tasty! the run was also my face reveal on the internet, hehe. ---aftermath of the run--- right after completing the run, hermma and i confidently reported to our family that we'd secured a record time. after submitting and completing the all-important step of cleaning up the kitchen, we retired for the evening. i remember waking up and being immediately saddened by the rejection of our run. it's true that hermma's arthritis wouldn't have made this a feasible solo run for her, and if i'd done the run myself, i wouldn't have gotten to share the experience of speedrunning with my grandmother. hermma and i both moped a fair bit, but we were happy with our efforts regardless. the moderators told us to keep the video as a two-person category could be added in the future. this is what i thought had happened when... ---what in the fresh hell i am in a youtube video--- i was chilling before my statistics class / playing pokemon sporcle this morning when a lovely member of my discord pinged to inform me that my run had been verified! they attached a video about five nights at freddy's, which confused me because i don't deal very well with horror...i'd completely forgotten that the pizza speedrun was a security breach extension [though, watching this video, the speedrun community seems quite interesting! maybe i can become a fan if i learn how to anticipate the jumpscares]. then, people i'd never met before started joining my discord. this was peculiar as i haven't been streaming or anything due to starting university, so i thought it was some school friends interested in lurking. then someone sent Amber's comment and i honestly flipped out. to see my silly little speedrun [though it was a failure in rule following, it's a precious memory for me] warm other people's hearts is just. yeah, it's fucking incredible to me. i don't know what to say. in fact, let me relay what hermma said instead because she's so good with these things. ---hermma's reaction--- first of all, hermma wants all of you to know that this made her day. she said that watching the video was "the best laugh she's had in a long time" and that she's so honored to be featured. in regards to the whole thing, hermma says the following: "as an elderly person, it gives me respect for the community of gamers who were so kind and supportive and humorous about our little speedrun of making a pizza." and yeah, hermma says it better than i do. if nothing else, it makes me so happy to see the gaming community rally not just for me and my grandmother, but for the whimsy and joy of sharing gaming, even in the most abstract sense, with everyone. so thank you. thank you to spiff for verifying the run and for the incredible production value. i still cannot believe that is me in the video. go herm. thank you to the security breach mods for agreeing to keep our run on the leaderboard. and thank you, above all, to every commenter on this video. i read hermma dozens of your comments, and she adored them. if you have any questions [i think this is pretty thorough] about the lore or maybe an idea for a second herm/hermma collaboration, let me know

[@erenspace9628]

Everything i hear abt hermma makes me appreciate her even more 🥺💖

[@Loneshrike]

All my homies stan Herm & Hermma

[@dragon_nyx]

I’m so happy you and hermma got your speedrunning spotlight that you deserve! I hope she knows how much she’s appreciated in both communities

[@templecatt]

Now THAT is pretty cool if I do say so myself

[@tyranttracergaming]

BASED

[@ambaerry]

Herm getting verified at the end was the only correct way to finish off this video. That was an adorable speedrun

[@Loneshrike]

I legit hunted them down and followed them on twitch because of the pure sweetness I witnessed, may even throw money with a sub lol

[@worstkiterchan9207]

@@Loneshrike whats The tag?

[@AstralSpiff]

I HAVE GOOD NEWS THE RUN IS STAYING UP

[@alexion3007]

@@AstralSpiff Will it stay in last place due to a lack of IGT?

[@TheYesMan856]

@@AstralSpiff heck yea!

[@touch--]

I find it so funny that people genuinely think they'll get away with their horribly spliced runs.

[@notoriousgoblin83]

Imagine using Audacity, the audacity.

[@frostyodran5893]

I dont think they do

[@Ariplaygames]

I mean I also thought that my mom believed I was actually asleep when I was 5 tbf, so kids think they can get away with things that for us are super obvious

[@dashie-nyan]

As a Genshin Impact Voice Actor had said: "The Fucking AUDAcity!!"

[@authorofgriz]

Well... they did say "lezz go"

[@elijahwallis3252]

Mad respect to astralspiff for verifying the herm and hermma irl pizza % speedrun

[@mrprogamerman693]

Weird how there's only 1 reply that's saying how there's no reply on a comment with 2.4k likes.

[@CasualDjungelskogBeliever]

2 replies and 3k likes? Lemme change that

[@greasytacomeat9046]

3 replys and 3.1 likes? lemme change that

[@colorful_noircuts]

4 replies and 3.2? Man thats sad

[@CasualDjungelskogBeliever]

@@colorful_noircuts Bro HAD to ruin the chain

[@norpiy2563]

Herm deserves her own category, Granny percent

[@BTRVelocity]

True

[@vampire_culture]

yes omfg

[@dompan9169]

Or a GAS (grandma assisted speedrun)

[@herm8281]

i'm a big fan of the GAS idea. especially in cooking speedruns...i'm less than a skilled cook, so grandma assistance is critical in me not burning anything down ;)

[@Code_Ax0]

@@herm8281 Wait, herm. As in THE HERM!! IS IT REALLY YOU! 🥺

[@Dana_Brain]

Actually, I respect that speedrunner who just checked the cams and sneaky snuck their way to the Daycare to just have fun with Sun and drink fizzyfaz all night. Mad respect.

[@AxolotlQueen]

honestly gregory was dumb to try and escape after he found the daycare, at least escape early. literally most of the game could have been avoided if he just tucked in for the night lol

[@Skibidi_Biden69]

@@AxolotlQueenpeople say the lights would go out. But aren’t the lights on always until you break the specific light?

[@lpfan4491]

Gregory:"I'm playing by the rules!" Freddy:"Terrible job, super sh*t."

[@TheMarshmallowMushroom]

​@@Skibidi_Biden69well the hourly recharge after the building closes might interfere

[@felicia-amelloides]

i am terrible at security breach and could not for the life of me get past moon's segment so my gregory lives permanently in the daycare with sun now. it's a good life.

[@Art3riez]

Astral spiff is genuinely so entertaining, legit so glad I discovered the channel through my unhealthy obsession of security breach and speedrunning

[@fanndx]

I think my first AstalSpiff's video is either FNaF World or The Joy of Creation. I'm glad i got the recommendation

[@Silver_Sonic_23]

I found him through the challenge runs.

[@lochieblizzard4213]

I found him through his poppy playtime out of bounds video.

[@ssr8555]

Mood

[@diemaylis6050]

I enjoy watching speedrun and challenge runs, even if I don’t have any interest in the game. Been watching every new upload since sometime around sprintless even tho I don’t have any interest in any fnaf games. spiff is pretty cool and the challenge runs are awesome. Nearly got me into fnaf too

[@that1cl0ud]

moderator here: glad you guys found some entertainment out of all the runs we’ve rejected over the months this video certainly did a good job showing off all of the goofy things we’ve had to reject runs for. happy to see everyone is entertained by it :)

[@jeremybetz16]

Please keep the herm run!

[@that1cl0ud]

@@jeremybetz16 we will, don’t worry

[@billybobjoephilcorncobtiptopge]

@@that1cl0ud YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY

[@JackSears95]

Hey, if I work in a pizza kitchen, would I be able to do an irlpizza% hand made dough run? The ingredients would be open beforehand because it’s a kitchen, we have them in bins at all times, but otherwise, I could keep the kitchen and oven in full view the whole time.

[@that1cl0ud]

@@JackSears95 it would still be pre-made, not handmade. unless you close the tops of the bins.

[@effluviah7544]

Thank you for verifying Herm. I'm disabled myself, and it's often the case that official rules in a lot of gaming stuff-- speedrunning too-- doesn't allow people like me (or Herm, who has arthritis) to ever qualify for speedruns. I really appreciate you doing that for her.

[@duncathan_salt]

couldn't agree more. I'm very fortunate that my disability doesn't impact my ability to speedrun, but I keep a close eye on accessibility in speedrunning regardless. one very notable advancement within the past year is that Metroid Dread legalized turbo controllers so runners don't need to mash - it's the first big action game I'm aware of to do so! I'm confident as time goes on we'll see accessibility continue to improve

[@StreetwizeJJ2]

Small correction: Herm's grandmother, Hermma, has arthritis.

[@spacedoritos]

Well, speedrunning is a competition

[@supotter377]

@@spacedoritosYeah and we have the Paralympics to be inclusive to disabled people irl. Having a disability you can’t control shouldn’t make it impossible to compete in something.

[@orngjce223]

Stardew Valley speedruns have a separate "vanilla" category where animation canceling is not allowed, so the most finger-intensive trick is not involved and runners using adaptive controllers like arcade sticks can compete on equal footing.

[@angelbunny4922]

I think speedrunning rules can absolutely be adjusted in cases of accessibility!! Herma needs assistance in some parts for her arthritis, so I think its fair game.

[@herm8281]

i agree :) while i'm glad that the run was verified, i think that co-op categories like the mods initially suggested could be a super cool solution to allow for accessibility! the mods did say that if there are enough runs, it'd happen, so i suppose the only thing to do is start cooking~

[@modeus_edits.]

And to be fair, it's not like she's getting an advantage, she's just getting on to the same level as everyone else because she was at a disadvantage due to her arthritis so yea, that should definitely be verified and any other future runs with a similar situation

[@VenomQuill]

18:49 I've used that RickRoll before on my family on April 1st. My mom (obsessed with dogs) was so betrayed and my step-father hasn't opened another link I sent him so far. Herma getting verified is really the only thing you could do in the face of such wholesomeness.

[@Sleepster]

gimme the link to that rick roll

[@trickygamer555]

@@Sleepster No give it to me

[@blanana_m]

I remember when I had a pc that didn't have the required ressouces for Security Breach, I could go out of bounds really anywhere. It was crazy If I opened the cams, the game would just crash

[@_Daemon_Sultan_]

That better be a new difficulty setting. “Security breach but cameras don’t work and you’ll go out of bounds literally anywhere”

[@airmanon7213]

@@_Daemon_Sultan_ Cameras not working, yes. I can see that being a thing. Falling out of bounds? Not sure...

[@_Daemon_Sultan_]

@@airmanon7213 I think the speedrunners would like it.

[@airmanon7213]

@@_Daemon_Sultan_ Maybe have a difficulty setting that toggles the falling out of bounds to allow both speedrunners and non speedrunners to be happy?

[@_Daemon_Sultan_]

@@airmanon7213 Yeah, that makes sense. I think the out of bounds would be funny to see people try and beat.

[@KittyThaliaX23]

Spiff going rogue at the end for Hermma is so heartwarming

[@Ehloheim]

To be fair, if FNAF is similar to Chuck-E-Cheese, can we really assume that their pizza is actually cooked all the way through?

[@DeezNuts-co1sz]

Yes Why you think the animatronics kill people at times Must have at least one bad thing

[@EdyAlbertoMSGT3]

@@DeezNuts-co1sz I think the liability of animatronics killing people is enough of a bad thing....

[@supotter377]

Nah people would complain if it was that uncooked lmao

[@xiadarling571]

At 17:35 as spiff goes "this run was rejected because..." my internet lagged and it paused and gave me the swirly loading circle and I genuinely went "ha thats a good one, spiff" then realized it wasnt part of the video.

[@dasmaffin1633]

I must say, the blindfolded run DOES show effort, probably even more than wr if it is actually completely done without peeking lol

[@stopdeplommoninmeikweetdat9670]

wr took WAY longer and took a lot more effort. Do agree that a blindfolded run should be verified though.

[@dasmaffin1633]

@@stopdeplommoninmeikweetdat9670 I watched neither but memorizing a multiple hour long game feels like more work than training for wr, because you have to train to make it blind anyways

[@airmanon7213]

I think we can agree that both take a lot of work.

[@Cinder_v3]

hey everyone just wanted to comment here saying that the run that was at 5:34 did not ACTUALLY give me a seizure, the rejection description was taken a little bit out of context. I’m actually friends with the person who made that run, as I was in a discord call with them whilst they were recording. just wanted to clear up any of the misconceptions that happened and I’m thankful for the love in the comments. thank you everyone ❤

[@stillhere4226]

That is a very good to hear, especially as someone who only recently was personally diagnosed with epilepsy

[@noahthespike]

I assume the only part you saw in the discord call was the run and not the flip-flopping between livesplit and security breach

[@frogking-jn5rz]

@@stillhere4226 as a non photosensitive epilepic that speedrun did not cause any seizures plus i found it funny

[@tiacat11]

I'm relieved to hear that tbh, being photosensitive and having a mother with epilepsy I couldn't tell if it was sarcastic or not. I _assumed_ not, given it was a very casual announcement haha.

[@hallway_revenant7919]

Oh thank god I was worried

[@ButWhyZac]

My heart shattered when I saw Herm got denied, thankfully she and her grandmother got their justice served. Super-wholesome ending

[@son-goten7696]

Yes, a totally non spliced and real speed run is the first one! No way it could’ve been fake!

[@Entity404SFM]

True, how could it be spliced

[@shitpostinggang]

For real!

[@mrmagnamalo7864]

@@Mlpoiujkl I already got some gum from the void it tasted like darkness

[@zeron7461]

@@mrmagnamalo7864 w h a t . . . . ?

[@Combustie]

@@Mlpoiujkl i tried, its legit and it works

[@VanillaHellen_]

Verifying Hermma was the biggest W I've seen in a while, so heartwarming

[@mouldydorito2918]

Spiff breaking the rules and verifying herm and herma at the end will go down in history with the bite of '87 and the tick of '22

[@Hadeshy]

As a disabled person, I want to thank you for verifying herm and hermma speedrun. It was the right thing to do.

[@Shadowlurker4897]

We need a low framerate category, so that absolutely everyone may have the chance to become the next speedrun legend!

[@ilonachan]

TRUE! I think if someone can play a game with

[@AnglosArentHuman]

@@ilonachan Except that the people with these atrocious videos aren't playing at that framerate. The game is sucking up all their GPU, so the recording software doesn't have the necessary power available to capture however many FPS the game is actually rendering. Whenever you see Power Point presentation level footage, it's fairly safe to assume the game is being played somewhere around the 15-25 FPS mark. If the game somehow ran *this* bad for someone without crashing and they tried to record on top of it, their entire computer would lock up.

[@Anxmaly666]

Blue screen speedrun any %

[@flyingstonemon3564]

@@AnglosArentHuman To be fair I play a lot of games with horrible frame rates going under the 5 frames often for near minutes, but I have not recorded footage much outside of replay features so I definitly believe some genuine potato users like me did sent their speedruns but the most of them must've been OBS fails, my one issue with allowing low end PCs is the splicing risks but I did wish low end PCs had more of a chance at times, hardware limitations are mostly burdens even if with security breach It turns the game into exploit heaven

[@casualcrisis6349]

@@AnglosArentHuman recording software is demanding like you said and most submissions are from, let's say a younger audience with less budget for good gear, i don't think it's always the recording lagging.

[@Legoguy9875]

3:05 Oh please, that speedrun is clearly legit. They're just playing at such an optimal level that only the most prolific speedrunners can perceive their real gameplay. Your skill is so unrefined that all you see is someone flying through the map. It's like in DBZ where we see a normal fight scene, but the sideline characters see either a blurry mess or nothing at all.

[@modifyedgamer6784]

It's cause of his Gaming Chair.

[@StreetwizeJJ2]

Too bad his flying speed was ONLY NINE-THOUSAND

[@Ceruchi]

Fr

[@thelouiecopeland]

Feels strange to see the history of the runs we have rejected 😂 pleasure to help this video happen Spiff!

[@CrunchySpon]

what do you have to say about him accepting the IRL pizza run? lol

[@hamsterman8975]

I hope you didn't take herms run off the leaderboard

[@thelouiecopeland]

@@hamsterman8975 The Run is staying, the mod that made that decision is no longer there :)

[@kris_the_purple_racoon]

@@thelouiecopeland thats very wholesome that its staying

[@K0R8Z]

Loooooouuuuuiiiiiieeeeeee

[@dragon_nyx]

herm is one of my best friends and yes, she is as wholesome as this video suggests and I’m so happy her and hermma’s irlpizza% is getting the respect it deserves

[@erenspace9628]

omg is that THE dragon_nyx former irlpizza% rekky holder???

[@herm8281]

@@erenspace9628 oh my goodness is that THE dragon_nyx and THE erenspace??? [by the way, folks! if you need a fantastic emote done, nyx opens commissions periodically and they deserve all your consideration]

[@erenspace9628]

@@herm8281 it’s true!!! nyx made my adorable icon :3

[@herm8281]

@@erenspace9628 it works well because nyx IS an adorable icon :)

[@SilentMeteorite]

I feel bad for the laggy rejections. Some of them were probably legit PBs but their recording just sucked :(

[@ahmed4363]

obs for some reason records in 10fps while my game is 120fps. Probably what happened to these people

[@AnglosArentHuman]

@@ahmed4363 "For some reason" probably being that running the game at your current video settings uses up too much of your GPU, so OBS drops frames all over the place. Try running the game at a lower framerate and/or on lower graphic settings. Recording FPS should improve.

[@StreetwizeJJ2]

​@@AnglosArentHuman Pretty much.

[@EdyAlbertoMSGT3]

@@AnglosArentHuman Maybe increase bitrate if it's too low, i remember the bitrate messing up my recordings' framerate.

[@casualcrisis6349]

just how shit is though, if you practice this much for something you should've done research first on how to get a good recording. it's not like we're missing out on another 10 frame PB.

[@Lunarcreeper]

18:51 here's a actual fun fact, someone on twitter actually used this video and rickrolled the official youtube account, youtube deadass got salty too and even temporarily deleted the video from the site. (i remember seeing it deleted when clicking the link)

[@lynda3589]

I'm happy to know herma got her 5 minutes of fame before other mods catch on

[@sammarino7357]

It’s staying on the board it’s permanent🎉

[@meevins]

seriously can't get over how the guy even thought to submit the flashing one, they must've known how bad it was and i'm surprised the mods were so calm about it. that was an outright health hazard and could've killed someone jesus christ

[@0r1g1n4l-Charmer]

gang the rejection saying a mod had a seizure wasnt real lol cinder confirmed they never had a seizure in the comments

[@JinsmokeDS]

I really love how the thumbnail has sans in it, especially due to the tumblr sexy man war that broke out a few days ago on twitter. Also I wish people didn't troll the mods as much but it can be funny

[@Sans_The_Skeleton]

I am the sexyman

[@svglight5573]

Freddy looked like he just finished binging the entire walking dead series in the beginning

[@ERROR_V1X-N]

Who’s to say he hasn’t?

[@Entity404SFM]

Honestly, I hope Ruin is as broken as Security Breach on day 1, i wanna see more of these Goofy Silly runs so bad

[@angelinasurzhyk6655]

Honestly, same!!! :D

[@bobthepancake2870]

If that happens then Fnaf is absolutely dead

[@Entity404SFM]

@@bobthepancake2870 nah, if the story's good and the game is somehow coherent it would be really cool, even if they patch it on day 2

[@magnateze]

@@bobthepancake2870 I guess the game could somehow be not broken enough for the average player to notice, but still botched enough to make it a gold mine for speedrun, but it being completely broken seems a bit more likely

[@brunobruno-c1d]

@@magnateze thats the best type of broken, makes it entertaining for speedrunners/longtime players, while also making it a good experience for newcomers thats why im usually against fixing glitches that require someone to go out of their way to do, if a new player is very unlikely to do it, it isnt removing anything from their experience and might even add more to it later on

[@shade5589]

24:25 spiff: *does a pro gamer move* other pizza IRL mods: WHAT IS HE DOING?!?

[@Esuerc]

Look, if you're not breaking the space time continuum while playing Security Breach, are you truly living?

[@galicry]

tbh i feel so bad that cinder got a seizure from the run shown at 5:06 -- i hope he's okay and i hope no one submits this shit again JKDSFHKDSJF

[@meevins]

i'm still so livid that they even thought it was remotely okay to submit a run like that, assuming they were aware of how bad the flashing was. really hope cinder is doing okay now because that right there is literally how you get someone killed. again i'm amazed the mods were so calm and professional i would've lost my mind

[@Cinder_v3]

heyo I’m the person that was mentioned in the description, just wanted to say that I didn’t actually get a seizure from it!! I’m friends with the person who submitted the run and it was just an in joke as I was in a discord call with them as they were recording. just wanted to clear that up!

[@airmanon7213]

@@Cinder_v3 I'm glad you're okay! The fact that someone could get a seizure is worrisome though.

[@Volvith]

@@Cinder_v3 The fact that the recording was bad enough to make us seriously consider you getting seizures should probably say everything needed. _Tell your friend to get their shit together lmfao._ ... But seriously, glad you're okay.

[@0r1g1n4l-Charmer]

@@meevins cinder didnt have a seizure lol check replies

[@AmethystMoon444]

The irl pizza% is hilarious to me because at a pizza place I used to manage we would actually have someone from corporate come in and stop watch us on making 3 large pizzas. I shit you not we had to speed run pizzas for a raise.

[@cyan.cephalopod]

Thank you for verifying Hermma and Herm!!! Justice has been restored to the world

[@ashburystreet]

I'm counting about 22 × 39 pixels 6:46 Great video as always :)

[@ThatCoolBoy]

I hold the world record for the security breach irl pizza percent premade 1.04. im glad you could see my speedrun name in the video at 24:38, and i hope someone tries to beat it :D

[@TheRealLoLGD]

someday I will do my best on it

[@theendersmirk5851]

You know, I'm surprised. I hadn't realized they'd ported Security Breach on a Gameboy color, but based on the pixel count on that thing, I think that's the only explanation. Really impressive doing a run with that low of graphics, not to mention the reduced button count.

[@Sr.Anonimo-bk1uz]

Its like some decades ago when they made games based on movies and basically ported it to every console available. You got it for gba, gamecube, wii, ps2, ps3, psp, xbox, xbox360, xbox1, and everything else

[@ChrisGamingNL333]

I'm glad the 'funniest Speedrun submissions' series has returned

[@VenomQuill]

15:22 As someone who regularly plays games at that fps, I would verify that run, yes. I can speak PowerPoint.

[@light-do3rh]

Thank you for verifying hermma's run. I can now sleep in peace.

[@RikThePixel]

That herm part made my heart melt, like the pizza that went in the oven

[@herm8281]

we put the oven on a broil setting, so i hope your heart is doing okay! [thanks for the kind words

[@thelouiecopeland]

Will announce Herm and Hermmas run is staying on the board 😊

[@hamsterman8975]

I can die happy

[@herm8281]

thank you so much! both of us appreciate it tremendously

[@thelouiecopeland]

@@herm8281 you are most welcome, I will be retiming it asap 💚

[@herm8281]

that's so kind! i'll look forward to it

[@RokudoShorts]

Who's will?

[@TheCatBehind]

Herm getting verified was the only correct choice tbh

[@SydtheScience_Kid]

As a disabled person who’s just recently lost the ability to the things I used to Herma’s pizza run getting verified was so good to see I used to love baking I’m getting a chair so I can hopefully start again with help

[@angelinasurzhyk6655]

I'm sick at home today, so I decided to watch this video with breakfast - and let me tell you, Herm's run getting verified and their comment here literally made my day :DDD

[@ArsonicCatnip]

Spiff criticizing generally trolled runs and failed submissions is fuckin perfect

[@devinis99]

24:20 not there hero we need but the hero we deserved

[@miles5903]

Good job verifying them at the end that was so wholesome

[@YakAtax]

Genuinely the comment about covering the artist's watermark being scummy shot my respect for you up even higher

[@SchwarzieKun]

20:27 for some reason, having 3 frames consistently is the most amazing thing in this video

[@xxferalfreakxx]

5:38- Not sure if the mod was joking or not about Cinder having a seizure, but I'm genuinely concerned for them. Are they ok? :(

[@theopoldthegamer4284]

Yeah, they said they're fine in another comment

[@0r1g1n4l-Charmer]

it was a joke lmfao cinder confirmed they never had one

[@EthanTheFnFCharter_]

Imagine waking up, drinking a cup of coffee getting ready to verify some speedruns and then you see this 5:20 😭😭😭😭

[@CakeOfBlueberry]

the irl pizza with the grandma 🥺🥺🥺 that was the purest thing ever i am deceased but happy

[@FATAL_ER]

Thumbnail: "flying is not allowed" That specific freddy(mainly by BackseatStreams): aww man, I can no longer BREAK THE F-(er, bad word) GAME

[@War_chainsaw]

23:33 that's basically just a lunchable but big, would 100% eat and I'm not joking!

[@LordPanda9259]

The legends, Herm and Hermma! Seeing them get verified makes me smile so much.

[@averageboi]

I've been playing a bit of ace attorney lately, and I can just see spiff talking to some kid, saying, "No, Timmy, even if you say this run was legit, this video clearly contradicts your statement!" And the kid is bawling

[@Sovereign_Toadstool]

Hold it! You can tell by the game audio being consistent that the run was not cheated!

[@infernalazalea]

17:18 I have never felt more fear in my entire life -Tiki

[@Dragonborn809]

the funniest thing is the first speedrun with the 1:59 the guy commented saying the video still wasnt fake even though he got exposed to 1.1 million people lol

[@BaggB]

5:12 the reason why it's so flashy is because the runner probably opened another app or something at the same time the game loaded up, it happens to me sometimes while playing roblox and the only way i could stop it is by pressing alt+f4 or ctrl+alt+delete i'm guessing what's happening is the computer gets confused and wants to have both of the windows open at the same time

[@3RR0R.404]

9:53 really said "100% is just everything until you meet Sun/Daycare Attendant because he's the best character and I love him" and im all for that

[@zleepyissheep4219]

4:55 fun fact! That game is Get a Snack at 4am, I believe snackcore!! Also, the outift cannot be improved it's apart of the game (I think he looks cool tbh....)

[@that1cl0ud]

double fun fact: i convinced the person who sent that in to do it as a joke cause we both run snackcore. thankfully the other mods weren’t mad lol

[@zleepyissheep4219]

@@that1cl0ud GASP.... in the flesh...

[@heelturn2]

@@that1cl0ud YOOO GASA4 ENJOYERS??

[@stixxal]

@@that1cl0ud gotta say, it was a complete jumpscare seeing my own game in an astralspiff video of all places

[@that1cl0ud]

@@stixxal no way, you’re aware of fnaf:sb speedrunning too

[@joltganda]

16:19 If my math is correct, that is, at MINIMUM, 751 rejected runs.

[@milkman4407]

5:39 best part of the submission is the moderator casually mentioning one of them had a STROKE WHILE WATCHING IT, AND IT GOING UNMENTIONED!

[@red-road-rot4970]

Seizure not a stroke 😅 but honestly like they were really nice in the rejection despite that and i really admire that

[@oracleking3113]

9:48 “My first speedrun 😊” Correction: Your LAST speedrun 😃

[@someguywithatophat7599]

Spiff confirming Herm and Hermma was very based of him in my opinion

[@nemeija]

Justice for Hermma, Chica would be proud.

[@Evan-gc]

5:34 (the flashing lights segment) my old pc used to do this exact thing, played everything with my monitor flashing like that, don't know why it did that, but everything looked exactly like that. it was weird, I don't know what was wrong with it but I got pretty used to it

[@TheMilti]

“Not verifiable at all-” AND CINDER HAD AN EPILEPTIC SEIZURE Jesus Christ.

[@0r1g1n4l-Charmer]

no cinder did not LMFAO check the commments cinder confirmed it was a joke

[@PrismPoint]

A good way to prevent an uptick in troll runs is to do these videos on different games without saying which one ahead of time. You should see if any other mods for other games have entertaining rejected runs to send you.

[@alexion3007]

Well that kind of incentivizes people to troll in a bunch of games at once

[@erikaz1590]

I think that's what he is doing. He also said he's not doing a second one to prevent any further trolls. I guess a possible issue would be that Spiff is already known to moderate Poppy runs, so people could easily troll whenever Poppy 3 comes out.

[@cauthrim4298]

@@alexion3007 I really don't think that this is how it woks, though

[@AdamJasper18]

You can really feel the love and attention that goes into making these videos. Great job!

[@skkeye]

Fnaf:sb former mod here. Thoses runs are some of the worst we've seen. There was alot of troll runs, some bad attempts of cheating, alot of bad recordings. Spiff was a pretty nice mod. I was very happy to mod alongside him tho we didn't chat alot of at all. Anyways have fun and happy running guys!

[@skkeye]

Oh lmao you read my rejection on that dumb submission 16:29

[@thelouiecopeland]

Yeah some way worse ones 😂

[@nimajneb8897]

24:25 Spiff is doing God's work lol

[@JJFBlaster]

21:06 This is an actual problem with PowerDirector that I have noticed. I don't know which versions do this, but I know mine does. Apparently when producing video files, audio can desync from the video (no matter how well-synced it is in the preview), and it is a pain to make sure the final production is completely synced ESPECIALLY when there are several splice cuts. It's super infuriating sometimes (especially with lip syncing), and I can't find a way to solve this other than desyncing EVERYTHING so the produced file has properly synced audio-visual content. Plus the desyncs are inconsistent. [However, it is strange that the produced videos was SECONDS off, my issues are just based on a few frames]

[@fluffypawninja7636]

the 5:30 thing with the flash warning, that could be result of one of two things their gpu is on the brink of death and is crying it's pins out, begging for sweet release or, their capture program is taking up too much memory and corrupting the file, causing it to do this

[@nekomimicatears]

I think their gpu is screaming in agony as it simultaneously spontaneously combusts and has an ultra stroke

[@guffyscotland9605]

Spiff, thanks for another amazing video, and thank you for the righteous justice at the end :) And Herm, and Hermma, if you read this, please know that your long comment spontaneously spawned more and more fresh onions cut with the most dull blade imaginable right in my lap for some reason. Thank you for the read, the content, congrats on the verified speedrun, and good luck with Uni :')

[@herm8281]

hello! just went back through rereading comments on this because it's been a long day, and this brightened my day. honored that my words had an impact on you

[@k_ubo9220]

@@herm8281 what a coincidence a month later and we are both rereading ahaha

[@herm8281]

so true ૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა

[@ChrisGamingNL333]

9:31 if anyone brave enough wants to watch that video I mean The link is right there. Just type it in. No one is stopping you

[@uwu_peter]

the video seems to be removed so I guess it's a mystery then

[@FGFentertainment]

Ive seen it, Just a got a games meme. But with a white face.

[@juliusrealGD]

​​@@FGFentertainment in an meme compilation?

[@JaggedBird]

6:55 to quote Dankpods, you can SMELL those pixels!

[@Littlefighter1911]

13:19 If the game has framerate dependent physics, then the fact that the jump height is different can be accounted to system load as well. Unless it's capped by a workaround in the game code, which is very hard to verify.

[@salt7625]

Yes justice for hermma! Sheay not be the fastest but she certainly tried her dang best

[@sammarino7357]

Actually she technically has the world record by like a full minute so I’d say that’s pretty impressive

[@yellowcrestedweasel]

Thank you for submitting grandma - genuinely burst into tears when you said they were rejected (I’m weak) Tbh I’m still a little teary knowing they were rejected in the first place

[@thatnicyolo]

5:10 I can hear the fans running at max trying their hardest run the game and keep the computer and graphics card from combusting.

[@scraub8913]

S tier verification, deserved. Earned. Needed. Congrats Herm

[@plaguster]

there were 1032 pixels 24 vertical and 43 horizontal I sadly took 10 minutes to count that, your welcome spiff

[@Brandonjoon1]

The clip at 10:00 should get the award of "Playing the game as how Steel Wool Studios intended."

[@Ieatrabies123]

7:10 Security breach but lolbit hacked gregory

[@ciphergacha9100]

That’s the only possible explanation

[@Hel15]

Remember trolling the mods once. Submitting a 59:59.999 for a discipline in Mario & Sonic Olympics 2010. I made screenshot of my piece of art and a day later this came in. "Rejection reason: No video evidence provided." I did make a foto but I didn't expect him wanting a video of that. My guy didn't say I'm too slow, rather I should send a video of about 90 minutes for a speedrun category that usually takes 16-20 seconds. And before I get destroyed by anyone. That mod probably knew me at that point, since he verified like 8+ runs (levels and games) from me in the last 24 hours and I know it's not nice to troll but after being mentally tortured my brain was done with functioning.

[@testerwulf3357]

Ok people! We need to start doing co-op irl pizza%s to get Herm their own category!! If enough runs get sent with multiple people making a pizza together they may make it a category. However be sure to be slower than Herm so they can get first world record of the category :]

[@Reboppin]

I love how I played Get a snack at 4 am SNACKCORE yesterday and saw that game being played as a speedrun

[@SportsGaming-ll3ru]

True ending with Herm getting it, they deserve it

[@theultimatefnafgamer]

18:51 THIS WAS THE RICKROLL THAT GOD KZbin THEMSELVES!

[@yxritheslayer]

Spiff out here doing God's work! That ending is so wholesome!!

[@pyronei]

doing the math for 6:36 it works out at 24 x 43, coming to a grand total of 1032 viewable pixels :)

[@faephoric]

My sister and I have both played Security Breach and literally never had rooms load. I have a pretty decent gaming desktop, she has a gaming laptop. The game was already so laggy we'd never have anything running, but there would be times that we'd have to shut down the whole game just because we ran too fast and hung it up. TL;DR, Security Breach is a hot melting pot of super fun but annoying shit.

[@thenarrator6846]

I don't know how I expected this video to end, but I definitely didn't expect you to verify the herm run. Really wholesome. Best way to end the video.

[@TheInvisibleCactusYT]

Two videos in one week We are truly blessed