Atlas Critics Reviews NUKE JLo's Bait & Switch Romcom

Atlas Reviews are out from the critics for Jennifer Lopez's Netflix AI movie. A romantic comedy pitched as an action film in the trailer JLo's movie was expected to be very different than how it turned out. Atlast features a robot AI merging with Jennifer Lopez (Atlas) and fighting to stop Simu Liu as the villain. Are the Atlas Reviews worth paying attention to? Is Atlas worth watching?
Join this channel to support and get access to emotes:
/ @disparutoo
Robyn Hood Review Playlist = • Robyn Hood Review The ...
Wheel of Time Review Playlist = • Wheel of Time Episode ...
Ahsoka Star Wars Review Playlist = • Ahsoka Reviews - Disne...
Secret Invasion Review Playlist = • Secret Invasion Review...
Obi-Wan Kenobi Review Playlist = • Obi-Wan Kenobi Review ...
Lord of the Rings: Rings of Power Reviews Playlist = • Lord of the Rings: The...
Velma Review Playlist = • Velma Reviews - HBO Max
She-Hulk Review Playlist = • She-Hulk: Attorney At ...
Subscribe to this channel = / @disparutoo
#Atlas #Netflix #jenniferlopez

[@disparutoo]

Atlas reviews are in for the Jennifer Lopez Netflix movie and the critics aren't pleased. While the trailers pitched it as an action mech movie, it turns out it's just a weird romcom where she falls in love with a robot. While likely to become a more common topic of conversation in the future, I get the feeling that would never apply to JLo. Especially when Simu Liu is deemed to be the best of those available. On top of that you have a lot of other modern tropes combined with and obsession with Jlo's feelings. All combined it seems like a movie made to take up time, but serve no purpose. More dedicated to self indulgence of emotions rather than anything even remotely approaching masculine heroic values. I wasn't expecting much from this movie, but I wasn't expecting the critics to go so hard on it either. But what did you think of what you saw? Let me know your thoughts down below and as always, thanks for watching :)

[@brockdavid]

“Don’t Date Robots…!” (This message was brought to you by the Space Pope.) This is an attempt to ‘romanticize’ artificial intelligences, keep in mind that the wannabe elites want to merge human consciousness with it, to rewrite our humanity and attempt to undermine morality. It is “a.i. propaganda”, one reviewer called it for what it is, the Fourth Industrial Reich wants to convert humanity into the “Borg”, this is an attempt to nudge or familiarize these concepts to the “layman”.

[@Minkg415]

Does this mean you're not an arse man?

[@brianmurphy6480]

Artificial Intelligence. A phrase that perfectly describes JLo herself, and a match for Simu's acting range (monotone and robotic). 🤷‍♂️

[@lexirust8245]

For the love of Mike, please watch this film! I need to laugh at your suffering

[@user-zq6sz2cr6g]

You're laughing so much in this video that I almost feel like watching the film as a comedy. Almost.

[@JPDD2]

That pronoun quibble WITH A ROBOT is exactly why I cannot stand our current society.

[@carried9130]

Doesn't it feel like we were somehow swapped in an alternate universe? Or regular people were taken over by something alien bent on destroying humanity? Or someone added strange chemicals to the food of some cities and states to make people deranged? As strange and silly as all that sounds, it's not as strange as the insanity gripping a big chunk of the population and turning our world upside down.

[@Since1987ok]

blind leading the blind...and by blind, I mean, reGarded

[@dennisdouglas5941]

ONE WORD, MISSILE-LAUNCHER! no more F-ING robot!

[@JohnDoe-dr9ff]

Yeah, that part dumb af. I cringed when I heard that garbage.

[@ahamilton3435]

Western societies are embarrassing at this point.

[@Eva01-jy2qu7pu9r]

That pronoun scene legit made me die inside. This is what entertainment has become now

[@M-S_4321]

Not for years now, very low odds it will ever happen again.

[@TheSuperappelflap]

One of these people recently referred to me as a they. I said my pronouns are he/him. It did not apologize.

[@Eva01-jy2qu7pu9r]

@@TheSuperappelflap Hypocrisy at its finest lol

[@ronsmith8424]

The grammatical correct term for any robot is IT. IT is a thing or animal. English is a simple language because of this. Other cultures have male and female forms of THE and A /AN which English does not. From a political point of view does that mean we pre-programmed AI to be illogical and offended as well ? Hope we give them anxieties and neurosises as well. Modernity sux

[@Mondoness]

This stupid pronoun and flag crap being shoved into every aspect of western culture is unironically radicalizing me 😤

[@Karzir1]

If using the "proper" pronouns is so easy and natural, why does every show and movie have to demonstrate that it's not natural and they have to "correct" someone, usually the main character? Pointing it out is just showing how dumb it is and how narcissistic they are.

[@Fleshbag453]

Yep

[@jessekoepp3928]

When you have *nothing* to victimize you in your cult that worships victim status, you have to *generate* it artificially. It's why *nothing* will ever be "good enough" for them and it's also why they're so far beyond common sense.

[@demaupin]

@@jessekoepp3928 Alوxa play 'Signaling Virtuous Victimhood as Indicators of Dark Triad Personalities: The Endless MF ing Remix' xD

[@dennisdouglas5941]

Well my Pronouns are F & U

[@etsequentia6765]

@@jessekoepp3928 Well said.

[@jeniferclemente1252]

“She really was someone who’s success was ‘behind’ her” perfect 😆

[@RandomActsofAnimation]

Such a great turn of phrase. 😂

[@jeniferclemente1252]

@@RandomActsofAnimation it sure is. I laughed so hard when he said it 🤣

[@aqlanimations4822]

What little success she had, was behind her, was overthrown do to her modern fake outrage. Their is an old saying, don't bite the hand that feeds you. In her case, it's more like don't cover up what's behind your fortune, since what's in front, seems to send the fellas packing. It's always funny, if you want money, put a chick in it, and make her attractive. That's not hard, but now a day companies get some older used up ones, or over weight ones, or freckle city, or men that sound like women it's youtube lol. Who are they trying to attract here? Pretty woman nice red dress, nice ripped guy, or at least a funny one. Well it's a costly lesson, like you said behind all them. Hollywood movies are now BEHIND me, It makes my wall look perfect

[@tekno647]

I am Mister Perfect Cell and I approve this scathing remark!

[@aqlanimations4822]

Well let's be honest, she really could put her whole career behind her lol.

[@MirandaSinistra]

One of the writers saw the Futurama robo sexual episode and missed the point completely.

[@dennisdouglas5941]

That is what this show needs, Bender telling that other robot to "Kiss his shiny metal A$$"

[@MediumRareOpinions]

_Don't date Robots_ - The Space Pope

[@2012sonora]

Unfortunately even the Futurama writers forgot about that episode and made a gay-love-is-great allegory out of a robot/human relationship in later seasons

[@weismeister121]

​@@MediumRareOpinions Crocodilus Pontifex

[@snackymcgoo1539]

"These are the kinds of people who think when they buy something on sale that they actually make money."

[@bondgabebond4907]

That has to be the funniest line in this whole review. Laughed out loud.

[@RandomActsofAnimation]

Dude... this movie looks like a dumpster fire that I wouldn't even piss on... and I'm a firefighter.

[@KitsuneShapeShifter]

Bless you, Fire fighters are true heroes; there’s no occupation more heroic.

[@nickjohnson7277]

😂🎯

[@RandomActsofAnimation]

​@KitsuneShapeShifter thanks for the praise! That means a lot. Now I'm trying to make cartoons to get into the industry, so we can have something decent to watch lol

[@Creamy-1988]

Well that's just irresponsible dumpster fire or not you should want to put it out.

[@davfree9732]

To be fair, sometimes it’s safer to let something burn itself out as long as it doesn’t threaten the surrounding area. As long as it’s nothing of value let’s grab a fiddle!

[@leewright1]

Poor Jenny from the block. Made 2 ridiculous, overblown, entirely vanity projects that fail miserably to sate her narcissism. And her husband leaves her for 2nd time.😂😂😂

[@sianais]

One of her many husbands. It sounds too kind that only one man left twice. The other three... must be mentioned. 😊

[@puddles609]

3, if you count the documentary.

[@cgdimension]

Netflix, the place where you can make any movie you like, except good ones ;)

[@Film_Sushi]

Poor Jenny? She´s over 50, an old hag, let´s forget her completely, ok? :)

[@user-uf1zs5lq1g]

Bad movie

[@electricbayonet2]

The main character's name is _Atlas_ _Shepard?_ Were the writers having a laugh? This movie sounds almost exactly like the subplot from an episode of 'Archer' where Mallory progressively rewrites the script of a spy thriller to make it a steamy romance with her as the main character to indulge her unrealized dreams of stardom.

[@Bignuke87]

Im Commander Shepard, and I approve this message

[@Jdn__0001]

And it’s not even the fact that Atlas is such a bad name, it’s just Jennifer Lopez looks absolutely nothing like an “Atlas” 😭

[@iamthewizardwhoknocks2845]

​@@Jdn__0001Or a Shepard

[@Leadblast]

Shepherd. The character's name may be fancy, but so what. And what the hell is an "Atlas"? Oh yeah, right. A Titan who was punished by Zeus to hold the whole sky over his shoulders forever. Oh, and Atlas' name comes from the Greek word Aτλας which supposedly means "holder", "bearer" or something like that (like what the Titan was, you would suppose). Guess that's not a meaningless name for a character carrying a big chip over her shoulder. But then again, who am I talking to.

[@sarasunshinemt4444]

​@@Bignuke87We'll bang, ok

[@karagongro-malog]

Lonely women falls in love with machine she's sitting on and embraces delusion that it's mutual attraction.

[@sarasunshinemt4444]

Battery Operated Boyfriend, now with dialog options!

[@sarasunshinemt4444]

Southpark's Shake Weight episode lol

[@llcdrdndgrbd]

Listen we've all drawn faces on our hitachis at lonely points right

[@RainFox919]

The moment I finished the Trailer. First thought strong, independent, female A list diverse, Girlboss ABOUT THE MASSAGE. Second thought Disparu and co going to rip it apart and that's... A Good thing

[@theannamueller]

mark ruffalo is another hollywood mystery, neither his talent nor looks nor body have anything to offer, yet he has made it

[@josie_the_valkyrie]

He was in good romantic comedies (ie 13 Going on 30), but that definitely wasn’t because of him.

[@0oo00]

Wokey woke

[@portalmanHUN]

Had the right opinions and sucked the right dicks.

[@BlurmsBcKenzie]

Well he was willing to try to canonize the nonce that attacked Rittenhouse, so he's obviously a team player

[@stryder414]

Ah don’t forget the classic that is Anaconda! The film about JLo learning to love a snake again.

[@Zerushaddai]

😂😂😂

[@the13thman70]

Atlas makes Anaconda look like a multi-award winning timeless classic

[@kaykutcher2103]

What I've read about the film makes it sound as though the AI has an Anaconda.

[@NgryMosquito]

50 shades of semiconductor.

[@lexirust8245]

50 Shades of Chrome

[@Leadblast]

I'll take that over MCU Carol Danvers or Rey Skywalker any day of the week.

[@homerhat420]

Oh wow overpaid "actress" sits in chair and reacts in front of green screen the movie.

[@2st486]

just like downey jr XD

[@ruudvanderzanden8013]

Even less than robbie...​@@2st486

[@colinr0380]

Uh, Disparu's pronouns are "zim/zir"

[@electroswinglad7929]

It's sssniperwolf the movie

[@MostBeautifullest]

All J Lo did was cry, complain and btch the entire movie. One of the most insufferable roles she ever did. Overly emotional for 2 hours straight

[@baileybrian9560]

i didn't think she could out do the awfulness of GIGLI, but here we are

[@KaysFantasy]

I wonder what JLo's fellow Director, actors and actresses did when needing to look at her during scenes. She despises ANYONE who looks her in the eye. 😶

[@Dr.LightMarker5613]

Pfft, yeah, they might cotton on to what a human dumpster she is, and we can't have that now, not to mention the perceived challenge to her "authority" 🙄

[@comyxcon4gaming860]

Someday, ChatGPT will replace the majority of Hollywoke writers, and the industry will be all the more better for it.

[@MajorSmurf]

Nah I think ChatGPT would be too good for that, let them have a basic language AI or if you know Neuro, give them their own Neuro. She'll still be better than most Hollywood writers.

[@AnoneemusNoename]

It literally already has. These talentless hack diversity hires are incapable of writing even this garbage. They 100% just get ChatGPT to write their script so they can get a free payday and continue to fail upwards

[@Bad_Llama]

Atlas stroked his interface plug. "It's so big," she gasped. "Yes, it improves data transfer significantly." "Upload, Smith. I need your data." Frankly, it sounds like AIs are already writing their own erotica.

[@msmaria5039]

That was in the movie?

[@ericpode6095]

​@@msmaria5039if it wasn't, it should have been. Like a line from a Naked Gun movie! 😂😂😂

[@misterangel8486]

😂😂😂 Hokee,reading that made me drop my tea in my lap from laughter🤣👌thx👍

[@ghostcrusader620]

lol, the AI is going to write it's own Fifty shades of steel

[@davidjones3890]

Gobble gobble.

[@riphawk67]

I made it about 30 minutes before turning it off. My lamp gives off more expression than JLo.

[@peterc3262]

Why did you put it on?

[@kaykutcher2103]

Did you put it on because your lamp went out and you needed a light?

[@CC-cn9rv]

Her haircut in this movie is the exact same as the protagonist's from the new Solo video game ~ this was sadly predictable

[@Shineinpoverty]

Game called Solo?

[@Leadblast]

There was a videogame about Han Solo? Hey, I need to check that out.

[@Uzarran]

@@Shineinpoverty I believe they are referring to "Star Wars: Outlaws".

[@AnoneemusNoename]

@@Shineinpoverty It's called Star Wars Outlaws and the main character is basically a trans/enby "female" Han Solo (Cuz Ubisoft hired DEI consultants/activists that uglify women because they believe in nonsense like the patriarchy, toxic masculinity and "the male gaze")

[@josie_the_valkyrie]

The new side shave.

[@Slothful_Healing]

How low are the ratings, Disparu? J-lo.

[@iamthewizardwhoknocks2845]

👍

[@derrickkinney5399]

@@iamthewizardwhoknocks2845 I mean to be fair most are comparing it to marvel which copies from its own movies and nobody cared.

[@maxidaho]

Why does a robot have she/her pronouns? Because no one can define what a woman is....apparently.

[@Kiljaedenas]

"Zhuzh"..."a polish person sneezing"...damn dude I lost it at that one!!!

[@ShireIO]

Usually on RT, if the critic score is low and the audience score is high, it's actually something worth watching. But it only took the "robot with preferred pronouns" to turn this into a hard pass.

[@BigBear--]

That's really the only obviously cringe line. Not saying some others might not get close, but they're not as bad, and not really part of THE MESSAGE.

[@zeorhymer6]

@@BigBear-- Boiling the frogs slowly.

[@HankHillspimphand]

i noticed the past year higher audiance scores on mainly films and bad films. i think they have increased their botting.

[@xipheonj]

Audiences just aren't engaged much anymore so the only people that bother to even see a movie or show are the ones that are going to like it. Unless a show has a lot of user reviews the score is meaningless. If you know it's going to be crap then who would watch it to them review it if they aren't a critic?

[@TheMichellepr]

I felt like it was poking fun at the whole pronoun debacle.

[@andrewmontague9682]

Damn somebody played Titanfall 2 and ripped it off in the worst way possible. 😳

[@weswolever7477]

“You’re in your fifties love …. Put it away” … 😂

[@halo2d]

I didn’t think it possible, but she’s managed to so over do the “naked” trend men want her to put clothes on....wow. Cause I really don’t think this would be the common take if she hadnt done it for like 15 years

[@ladybug6245]

Oh, so that's why the news has been full of JLo divorce rumours, so she can both promote this and try and protect herself from too much harsh criticism. Makes sense, when the film's that bad!

[@ZetatheSixth]

More people need to know about "Person of Interest". It went way under the radar when it was the best thing on TV in its time.

[@StarWarsomania]

I LOVED Person of Interest! Was so sad to see it end, I thought they had way more story to tell.

[@alsmith9853]

Just watched it last year after finding the DVDs at a thrift store. Really enjoyed it, how had I missed it? Ended too soon

[@DagobahResident]

We got this instead of Titanfall 3. Truly the worst timeline.

[@christianmbabazi9722]

The likely chance respawn entertainment is going to make another Titanfall game is like marvel not making any shitty movies

[@ASoberBear]

“Its like anaconda but in space with a robot” … what-

[@LordPoshnameVonPlumbingparts]

Like Titanfall buy gayer.

[@cgdimension]

I didn't see John Voight with a dodgy accent anywhere ;p

[@paulanderson2963]

If she keeps going the way she has in her real life she is definitely going to need a robot for a husband. She can quickly deactivate him when he eventually tries to leave her.

[@haraldbredsdorff2699]

So, if the last world war, was humans vs AI, why would the Humans use AI in everything, 10 years later? This story would have been better if they made the AI's just into humans. And removing the AI and special effects, would reduce the cost of making the movie.

[@billjacobs521]

It would actually be interesting to see people fighting an AI yet they HAVE to use AI because they simply can't hope to compete on their own.

[@Sorain1]

I just want to see a 'humans vs AI war' post war world where humanity still uses AI, because it was 'humanity and the AI's that sided with us vs the AI's that turned on us' and thus while some people are truly paranoid about AI, most folks just treat them as people. Also, for the love of good writing, lets not have it be 'the one AI that sided with humanity vs the others' and actually have a reasonable split going on. Heck, I'd accept some AI character claiming "It was our civil war, humans were just collateral damage." but please, no chosen ones okay?

[@darkbehi]

​@@Sorain1nah, it must have the one AI, their Jesus AI, and after the war it sacrifices itself for the other AIs wrongdoings. And that's how the Church of the Semiconductor starts. Later on turns into a cult and that's now the 2nd movie starts

[@2012sonora]

@Sorain1 I've got a lot of those type of elements in a book series I'm releasing this summer. AI fought on both sides of the last world war but are still widely accepted by human society (it was a nation v nation war, not robots v humans). And while there's a lot of crazy shit that happens in the series, it's ultimately not about humans wanting to wipe out AI, or vice versa.

[@haraldbredsdorff2699]

@@2012sonora I understand they have these stories, and try to push them. The problem is, they do not work. Either, it is the AI, that save us from AI. Huge battle where AI do everything. That is basically the story of 2 gods fighting, and we die in the background. So, not a story about humans. Or you have the stories where the humans are the one who win against the rogue AI. But anyone with basic understanding of humans, will know that would cause humans to want to ban AI, after the war. It really is, like they do not think about their own stories. Or maybe AI, already write most of these stories. You have a number of youtube channels reading AI scifi stories. They are almost always bad.

[@KeeganWitt]

Throbbing Central processing unit 😂 had me dying.

[@Garcea_linking]

JLo has been acting since 1986. But I get your point

[@christophergoncalvesmelo65]

Can barely call it acting

[@polyverse1]

Jlo got her first break on the TV show In Living Color and that show didn’t begin till 1990 and I think she came on the show in the 3rd season so try again.

[@sagethegreat4680]

​@@polyverse1 yep she started as a dancer , than singer , than finally an actor

[@aqlanimations4822]

Okay acting is a strong word, It's like saying Tatum at the time was a talent actor lol. Him and her were picked more because of their asset's to the film. It worked, something now holly weird seems against. Let's make a film fella's make the men whiny, and weak, Hire either ugly, or pretty women, but make them ugly on purpose. Make up is evil now to them?

[@captnwinkle]

Lol, stupid comment getting owned

[@SweatiestDegree]

I love how (spoilers I guess) The new AI does to her the exact same thing that traumatized her as a kid, seeing her mom lose control of her body to the AI, her new AI does this to her, and instead of this being a bad thing, it just makes her like and trust him more.... what?

[@andrewwashburn6080]

It probably rewrite her brain to like it

[@howardmurphy8019]

So it sounds like it was more a consumption than a merger, outstanding.

[@TheMichellepr]

Deep down she knows she needs him/it.

[@StarBust-xq6mk]

The whole movie was nonsense. It's sad because what could have been a good concept was ruined by sloppy writing, a terrible performance, and a frustratingly simplistic character arc. Watch the trailer, and you have watched the movie, without wasting your time on all the drivel in between. She doesn't trust AI, then she trusts AI, baddies die, end. Save yourself a grinding cringy evening and avoid this trash.

[@Leadblast]

"She doesn't trust AI, then she trusts AI, baddies die, end." I'd say THAT was the perfect example of a SLOPPY, LAZY AF movie sinopsis. If you can call it that.

[@shitsakrabeen4547]

"My primary protocol is to keep your career alive" Transhumanist trainwreck.

[@iambob6590]

"I'm sorry but my pronouns are..." Right, time to reprogram it then.

[@kaykutcher2103]

Johnny 5 playing another joke on his makers.

[@danielkeizer4174]

J Lo collecting gemstones from former husbands and she has beat Thanos at this point...

[@zacharymcmillan2788]

And when she's collected all of the Infinity Stones of Wokeness she'll snap every man that's ever been in a relationship with her out of existence. 🤣

[@Paul512]

👌 👌 👌

[@joannalitwin7082]

As a Polish person I can confirm we do sneeze with zhuzh 😆

[@ShooterMcgavin119]

If you've ever watched Pitch Meetings, you might remember that great joke about AI. Writer guy is talking about the message that we should "put all of our trust in AI" and Producer guy says "yeah, the Disney plus algorithm has been suggesting that lately.... Kind of aggressively, now that I think about it" That's what this movie is... Written by AI to say "trust me, leave your prejudices behind, AI.csm be trusted absolutely". The machines are coming for us....

[@SugarFree91]

They already have us.

[@yinriader]

All I wanted was a Titan Fall movie XDDD

[@josie_the_valkyrie]

Imagine a feature film about BT.

[@jayr3053]

JLo can’t handle all these flops

[@TheNetflixNook]

I'm not sure if this is worse or the one on prime

[@carsonjamesiv2512]

🤣😂

[@HansoMo]

I quit watching when the robot said it's PRONOUNS! I wanted to quit sooner but this was the last straw...

[@sagethegreat4680]

They used sauron's wig of power to gender swap the robot loving lando 😂

[@danknfrshtv]

Damn I've missed the "this carpet is a person" gag 😂 You gotta keep that one mate. It's a banger

[@dennisdouglas5941]

Honestly, I have seen the video clip of her many times saying that, BUT it still just makes me wonder how can any sane person think a carpet is a person! Lock her up now!

[@kguytheguy928]

​@@dennisdouglas5941the clip is actually cut, what she fully says is that "everyone on this carpet is a person" it can be confusing.

[@happyzahn8031]

They did not just make a movie with a robot who subscribes to the pronoun religion ! Inconceivable. what...the girl's name is Atlas? I thought that was the robot...just gets dumber and dumber the more i find out about it. Can't continue to save my sanity.

[@redbearington3345]

AI wanting to be called he or she not it is something that's been a thing since sci fi involving AI was invented. It's nothing new

[@Leadblast]

"It's nothing new" Nothing ever is.

[@billjacobs521]

@@redbearington3345 An AI trying to be human? Yes. An AI lecturing on preferred pronouns? No. The thing didn't say "I think of myself as a woman" it lectured her on her pronouns, aka, "Talk to me how I demand, you bigot."

[@MoonPhantom]

"When the Game devs were male the stories were better." And I just started replaying the Arkham series.... yeah...yeaaaaah. Batman peaked when it was just a group of nerdy dudes lead by Paul Dini, it's not going to be better. Then came the women and they made "Suicide Squat Kills." and... Well... I am a woman myself, actually... and I think we need to keep women out of comic books...

[@arthurkinglor5420]

It's sad but I couldn't agree more. Sometimes you just gotta let the boys cook!

[@MoonPhantom]

@@arthurkinglor5420 Funny thing, there was actually a western comic book written by a woman I grew up with I really loved. It was. "Elf Quest." by Wendy Pini. Thing about Elf Quest though... It was a completely original story, with a completely original world and lore, made up and drawn just by Wendy, and then she developed story ideas by talking to her husband so... That just makes her so much more talented than any of these hacks, she didn't take over anybody else's creation to change to be her own. No she legit made a unique and fleshed out fantasy world I for one would have loved to see in animation. heck, she even made dark skinned elfs FAR before that became a political thing, and in HER story it made sense because they were legit DESERT elfs. We followed a group of pale-skinned forest elfs that had their forest burned down so they flee to the desert and meet other elfs of a darker skin tone out there. And heck, my favorite manga of all time is "Full Metal Alchemist." also written by a woman so... There are extremely talented female comic book artists out there. They are just in the minority, but maybe that's fine. Maybe we should just allow groups to be minorities and not force any equal representation. And well... Batman was always a series for boys so... Yeah... Let men write it. The person who invented Harley Quinn wasn't a woman, it was a dude. Paul Dini, and whenever a woman started writing for her she just became a worse character.

[@notthatkindofsam]

*keep women out of making them. Enjoying them is fine.

[@nyetzdyec3391]

A lot of female writers seem to think that comic book movies, etc., are "male power fantasies". Sometimes, they are, but not usually. YES... the male hero acquires power... but then, what does he *do* with it? He uses that power to SERVE... not RULE... usually as some kind of protector, defender, etc. He uses it to benefit OTHER people... not himself... and usually at considerable expense to himself. What do the girlbosses do? If you look at Guyladriel, she wants revenge... and doesn't care who else gets hurt, so long as she gets what she wants. If you look at John Wick, he also wants revenge... but he doesn't go around hurting innocent people to get it... in spite of his backstory. If you look at Jen/She-Hulk, what does she want? Status... which seems to be *very* common among the girlbosses. What does Scarlet Witch/Wanda want, in WandaVision? She wants HER husband back... and doesn't care who she hurts to get it. What does Rey want, in the SW ST? Not sure... but it seems to be status... but NOT being sure is part of the problem. We don't really know her motives, do we? If you look at the main FemChar from Blacklist (Agent Keene), what does she want? To sate her curiosity, find out who her parents were, and she will do ANYTHING to find out, even hurt her friends, use them, abuse them, throw them under the bus... and becomes a villain in the process... even though the show never acknowledges it.

[@AnoneemusNoename]

@@MoonPhantom One of my favourite mangas/animes was also created by a female mangaka, Inuyasha by Rumiko Takahashi. The Harry Potter books were pretty damn good too ngl even though i'm not a big fan just based on the genre but i read them all cuz i got curious why my younger sister was so into them.

[@ghostcrusader620]

4:02 Damn it I almost sprayed my monitor with soda after the FSOG reference. Nice one

[@hawkdsl]

Jlo's entourage and agent tell her everyday that she hasn't hit the wall yet.

[@na5794]

Person of interest doesn’t get the love it deserves. Thank you.

[@zacharymcmillan2788]

Neither does Leverage,and it was a great show,starring Timothy Hutton. Two thumbs up. 😊👍👍

[@mish375]

The first 3 seasons were great. Lost interest halfway through the 4th because the writing went downhill. But POI's early seasons were really forward thinking and made people to think about these issues about AI, security, and personal freedom long before it became relevant.

[@darrents44]

Awesome series, re-watching it at the moment.

[@lynngatrell7965]

I loved the part when the guy says the mech suit looks great. Then, J-Lo says, "It will be...when it fits a woman"

[@sethkaicer319]

I love it when a 55 year old woman tries to pull off being 38😅

[@SelenaSea]

🤣 You're brilliant! I laughed all the way through this. And well done for pausing at "Lopez acts her butt off..." @16:51 and not continuing with the subsequent: "to realise a fully fleshed-out character..."

[@williammayo-ku4pc]

No one wants JLO, they should have saved on money and gave the role to some one we never heard of lol.

[@williammayo-ku4pc]

@jnr2407 yeah maybe 20 yrs ago 😆 🤣 😂 😹

[@williammayo-ku4pc]

Also Netflix made the film, of course it would be number one on there chart lol 😆 😀 😄 😂

[@waynemcmillian5445]

This movie sounds like a young adult book. You're find in a library.

[@patb5266]

Drinking game, take a swig everytime JLo says "goddamit". That hair she had was ridiculous..

[@jackburtonstwin]

The first half of the film was little more than a thinly disguised reskin of Aliens right down the the emotionally compromised heroine and a group of skeptical, bad ass marines (in a loading hanger - they couldn't even be bothered to change that) who are far too confident in their technological advantage and, of course, they ware wiped out leaving Atlast to single handedly counter the alien threat. The second hand was a substitution romcom with J-Lo's paramour being a disembodied voice because a real man is far too toxic for the role.

[@Alondro77]

I AM HENNIFER LOPEZ! I LIKE TACOS AND BURRRRRRRITOS!!!

[@sagethegreat4680]

I was just thinking this sounds like 50 shades . Then disparu said it 😂😂

[@CharlesUrban]

Please do a full review of this movie like you did with Damsel. I have a feeling that it would be glorious.

[@Sorain1]

Oh hot dang I didn't realize that happened, I know what I'm watching later.

[@lateralus614]

From holding guns in her purse for diddy to "acting".

[@skyesfury8511]

AI: Atlas, we can do this if you trust me. JLo: OK, I can do this. She's proving that women struggle with basic concepts like trust.

[@onlyrealtalentedartists]

Jennifer Lopez had it all, beauty, a 400 millions dlls career, Ben Afflek, she could just be happy far from spotlights…but no.. she had to flaunt him around, knowing he hates paparazzi, she had to show him off in red carpets, she had to make an album all about him and how perfect their love was, she had to do a documentary AND a movie to convince everyone she is great and her love history is the greatest ever told, she had to show the private letters he sent to her for everyone to see…and now? Apparently, the announcement of her divorce will be after her tour to save face… Imagine now she will go on tour singing every night about her perfect love story never told, while everyone knows is all over…. such an humiliation, and she did it to herself all alone.

[@patrickempson7366]

She’s an example of an industry plant in every aspect. And people was dumb back then and more dumb now it’s just that people are completely over her. She uses her husband’s names to elevate her career. When she was with Mark A. she used his music with her “singing” .

[@AJ-HawksToxicFinger]

Poor J Lo, her one asset is now easily replicated by other women with a little surgery....

[@shamrockdragon7634]

Glad you mentioned Person of Interest, I recently started watching the show and am hooked.

[@Kuuga-fo1lw]

Oh great a walking Nespresso machine

[@goldenskeptic6309]

You insulted J Low? How dare you 🤔🤔🤣🤣🤣

[@davidwinters8325]

FIFTY SHADES OF GIGAFLOPS

[@Witchyrose2349]

All those JLo lovers over here, defending this movie and saying that it's fine😂😂😂😂

[@CaptainCook83]

You had me at Throbbing CPU… 😂

[@____uncompetative]

The most preposterous thing about this movie is that the mech is coded in trillions of lines of C++

[@FCostalonga]

Where is the MILF Manor reviews Disparu? It's the funniest review you've ever done, I need more!

[@AnnemaGomez]

Well done! The effort and passion are evident.

[@maddercat]

That movie would have been good with literally any other actor or actress, known or unknown.

[@markenetube]

You were having way too much fun with this LOL

[@dustinherk8124]

they lost me in the trailer when Lopez says "you need me on this mission" immediately followed by the brain dead line of "what do i do?" when they are under attack. If she was so important for this mission, against an AI trying to kill humanity, you think she'd have some semblance of an idea of WHAT TO DO WHEN ATTACKED!

[@frankfedison5203]

Sooo.......who......who comes inside who? 🤔

[@wplains]

Lol I love your high pitched voice. Makes me splutter with laughter! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@RavenHaili]

The robot is an it because it's not human, whats with dehumanizing people and humanizing robots TF?

[@redbearington3345]

Robots wanting to be called he or she is as old as robot Sci fi

[@billjacobs521]

@@redbearington3345 And the proper response should be "STFU robot."

[@mikestacyemett5914]

Person of Interest was and is amazing

[@KitsuneAdorable]

Did anyone really believe that Lopez could actually act? 🧐🤔 The robot has _pronouns?_ 🤦🏻‍♀️ I love Military Mecha anime etc, but not even Mecha or whatever the Hell Hollyweird thinks it is- and certainly not pronoun BS is gonna make watch that shite.

[@eb4676]

Go watch Selena the Movie

[@hardyjoe4278]

"Atlas is like sandpaper meets Chalk board..." --The Times Paper "I saw this movie and wanted to gouge my eyes out!" --Totten Romatoes Review "I haven't spoken to my mother in years. I would much rather do that. This movie is completely hot train trash garbage!!" --Yeah You, Yes You Reviewers

[@ChristopherJWeeks]

Disparu, you were on fire today! You are having far too much fun making fun, but I must admit it was one of your best reviews ever! Thank you for some much needed comedy on a dreary day!

[@Buddy-tq4ly]

General Boothe: “Psych evaluation says she is rigid and hostile.” “She’s emotionally unstable.” “She can’t keep a relationship.” Atlas: “Why do I dye my hair.” Smith: “Because you’re vain.” Smith: “Vanity is one of your defining flaws” I never squirted coffee out of my nose before. Did the writer intentionally throw shade at JLo or was this a comedy? Atlas is so brilliant she couldn’t figure out how to operate the flight machine. Instead she bawls, shakes her head and tosses that hair, emulating every concert she’s ever given, with the exception of the a$$ grabbing and lip syncing. She’s well on her way to breaking the record for number of Razzle Award nominations. This movie is a shoe in for a win.

[@Buddy-tq4ly]

All those who believe there will be an Atlas sequel give a 👍😂

[@mlmii1933]

​@Buddy-tq4ly .. Well, we are in the bad timeline so its entirety possible.

[@bloodrunsclear]

I like how the review is literally ‘it sucks…but movies just suck nowadays, so who cares’

[@heningtondabinyaba8054]

OK now I'm binging Person of Interest. Thanks for the pointer mate

[@The66680]

Tried watching it, the PC message was almost clear from the outset. The moment the robot introduced itself with pro nouns I switched it off

[@VadikProhorov-my3uw]

thanks for sharing, you inspired me to try something new

[@rjc241]

As soon as the big robot said he wanted to be addressed by pronouns i switch it off

[@playermick-1660]

i just finished watching this movie and now i understand why Ben Affleck didn't attend this movie premier.

[@Black_Shadow1399]

"her success was behind her" i canttt 🤣

[@joshuah9109]

Lately, whenever I rewatch ANACONDA.and she's one of the last two people still trying to fight off the snake, I find myself rooting for the snake🐍

[@StillPooh62]

I don't want to watch it, but I desperately want to watch your review of it 🙏🏻

[@fatmcnasty2214]

The best review you have done yet. I'm laughing so hard I'm crying.

[@michaeltalpas]

Oh man. Bringing up Person of Interest. I already like you, Disparu, you don't have to convince me.

[@7MonarC]

All those hollywood strikes and this is the best they can come up with?