Atlassian Agile Coach

Atlassian Agile Coach
(Verse 1)
She was a Scrum Master, retired for some years
Kids were out of the house, her husband only gardening with cheers
Bored out of her mind, she missed the Sprints and roar
Till one day she saw a job ad SM/PM she couldn’t ignore
(Pre-Chorus)
She called them up, their HR thanked her kind
Corrected the ad, she felt needed for the first time
Read about a company, with Atlassian Agile Coaches doing transition
Called them, but they didn't listen despite her knowledge and precision
(Chorus)
Removed all certificates from her CV except PSM One
Installed Snapcam for Fake Beauty, other applicants outdone
Went only for flawed job adverts, turned all her interviews to class
HR to hiring managers to teams, her wisdom she’d amass
(Verse 2)
Talked with hiring managers wanting an Agile Scrum Master
A Salesforce Scrum Master, Agile Coaches - Jira they plastered
Corrected spelling errors, pointing out a Scum Master there
Asked about what problems they want to solve, showed she cared
(Pre-Chorus)
Set recruiters straight behaving rude into her life’s scene
And those who only wanted control charts, missed the agile dream
In third round interviews, she gave teams tips galore
Specially when just management came, she offered knowledge more
(Chorus)
Removed all certificates from her CV except PSM One
Installed Snapcam for Fake Beauty, other applicants outdone
Went only for flawed job adverts, turned all her interviews to class
HR to hiring managers to teams, her wisdom she’d amass
(Bridge)
Every talk turned into training, workshops in disguise
Companies wanted her permanent, but too high her prize
But she now loved planning gardens, with husband by her side
Just coaching in interviews, heart open and wide
(Chorus)
Removed all certificates from her CV except PSM One
Installed Snapcam for Fake Beauty, other applicants outdone
Went only for flawed job adverts, turned all her interviews to class
HR to hiring managers to teams, her wisdom she’d amass
(Outro)
She found a new purpose, in every flawed ad she’d see
Helping companies thrive, from her home, remotely
Her heart was in the garden, but her mind set them free
Retired but still true leader, with her expertise, she'd be
(Chorus)
Removed all certificates from her CV except PSM One
Installed Snapcam for Fake Beauty, other applicants outdone
Went only for flawed job adverts, turned all her interviews to class
HR to hiring managers to teams, her wisdom she’d amass
her wisdom she’d amass
Every talk turned into training, workshops in disguise
Companies wanted her permanent, but too high her prize
But she now loved planning gardens, with husband by her side
Just coaching in interviews, heart open and wide
Removed all certificates from her CV except PSM One
Installed Snapcam for Fake Beauty, other applicants outdone
Went only for flawed job adverts, turned all her interviews to class
HR to hiring managers to teams, her wisdom she’d amass
her wisdom she’d amass
To any Coach searching for a job longer than expected.