Attention all Touhou Gamers

Attention all Touhou gamers: Reimu Hakurei is in great trouble and she needs your help to wipe out the youkai at the Youkai Mountain, but to do this she needs Fantasy Heaven and a couple of bottles of sake. To help her, all she needs is your credit card number, the three digits on the back, and the expiration month and year. You'll also have to donate to her shrine. But, you gotta be quick, so Reimu Hakurei can save Gensokyo and achieve the epic youkai genocide!

[@Maxmani]

Yoki.

[@aeriumsoft]

epic YOKEEH genocide

[@edibleknivess6600]

Yoki

[@Link3000XD]

But how?

[@reimuhakurei3311]

This seems trustworthy

[@de-so]

And a couple of bottles of saki.

[@gcjas1998]

This man probably isn't even questioning these scripts anymore. He's like "ok, something about yokis and some shrine maiden committing genocide. sure, alright..."

[@zanwrightmfwr756]

Hey, money is money right?

[@darkritetsuiho519]

Main character plot for Reimu Hakurei : in every Touhou games, she needed a lot of sake.

[@euue3245]

@@darkritetsuiho519 Sahki*

[@UCmDBecUtbSafffpMEN3iscA]

Lmao

[@glitchylol2546]

at this point he wouldnt be surprised if someone saw him on the street and said HEY THATS THE GUY WHO ASKS FOR CREDIT CARDS! IM A BIG FAN

[@jimmyrustle3753]

*EPIC YOKI GENOCIDE* My sides have achieved escape velocity.

[@cksupreme]

Same dude. I barely even know the game that well but hearing that was hilarious.

[@aarynshiya7872]

@@cksupreme just add the whole part of girls railing bullets into each other, and this video is accurate. That sums up Touhou...

[@yozora2246]

I can't breathe

[@aarynshiya7872]

@@yozora2246 you might want to call an EMS...

[@camila._.6998]

? No le entiendi

[@lolqwful]

Well at least he pronounced Touhou correctly

[@maplejava]

two who

[@Sayo_Toshimoto]

And Sake

[@dumbfoundedkiryu9468]

TWOWHOMST

[@justinweeb8145]

2hu

[@peenywallie]

@@Sayo_Toshimoto lol no

[@Medicine_Melancholy]

*epic yoki genocide*

[@Niko0902]

"Genocide is just another game..." -Yuuka Kazami 1998

[@sakoz7650]

Just Undertale Genocide route in a nutshell XD

[@combativeThinker]

It’s a numbers game. Reduce their numbers to zero and you win!

[@messiahofthefunny8453]

I tried it in real life but I’m now a “war criminal” or something.

[@theasin_old]

@@messiahofthefunny8453 i dunno, maybe a bug. i hope it gets patched soon

[@UriclubTK]

my money went away, is reimu okay?

[@aeriumsoft]

she is appreciating your (in)voluntary donations.

[@logantothemax3488]

1000th like

[@hellatze]

A murderer shrine maiden. Kill a innocent youkai guy.

[@combativeThinker]

hellatze Only in that one non-canon manga though.

[@greenD7244]

Bryan Merrill The mangas are all canon, but Fortune Teller was anything but innocent.

[@thelivingglitch1371]

Knowing Reimu, I wouldn’t be surprised if she made this message herself to try and get donation money.

[@Jack-mt3fw]

All part of the plan

[@bensoncheung2801]

444 👍

[@Comeoniwantaccount]

xDDDDD

[@Vito025]

Exacly xD

[@ToyosatomimiNoMikoTaoism]

Jokes on them, we don't have creditcards in Gensokyo.

[@The_Knowledgeseekers]

Outsiders just need to forget about their credit card so it turn into a yoki

[@9x_Squared]

WE XDDDDDDDDDD

[@poidachi6003]

*TAISHI-SAMA HAS SPOKEN*

[@shibono]

if credit cards arent real then where did my money go to then. checkmate yokis

[@maple_valden]

ensokyo*

[@awoolensleevelet]

damn yokis

[@kyuumann500]

Yoki Lives matter too!!!!!

[@taku7785]

hi there woolen i love your vids may the 2huu goddesses bless you on this day ps wheres the part 2 spy guide coming out

[@awoolensleevelet]

when th17 releases

[@kushine_]

hi woolen! :3

[@ejej_shej7958]

Wzzup woolen sleevelet

[@Resstarr]

Everyone talking about Yoki when I'm still wondering about Ensokyo

[@SparkTFS]

Ensokyo is the land inside a barrier created by Yukeri Akumo

[@mr.cup6yearsago211]

Euchre-y Akumo, that is.

[@ShrimpFry_Cute]

Ensokyo is the city at the end of the game.

[@Flygoniaks]

-Pronounces her name perfectly -Can't pronounce "Youkai" or "Sake"

[@Luckingsworth]

Twas done on purpose for lulz

[@aapzehrsteurer9000]

"Pronounces her name perfectly" "perfectly" Raymoo Hakuray

[@Flygoniaks]

Sure, there's a bit of an accent, but that's different. Point is, he didn't say "Reemoo," which I _have_ heard before.

[@Shararamosh]

Well, I can't pronounce Mega Flygon.

[@bloocarracer333]

@@aapzehrsteurer9000 well yeah i’m pretty sure thats how you pronounce it

[@CherrygroveCity]

now this...this is yoki

[@athing18]

I love you

[@imbeingstrangledpleasehelp3837]

dear god.....

[@raccoonchild]

Clever

[@etmooreca9612]

WHY CANT I ESCAPE YOU

[@bcsb]

So this...is the power...of anime...

[@LunaPrincessNinjato]

I'm just impressed somebody got him to do this for the Touhou series, That must be a really devoted an to get this to happen

[@DriverNeku]

He did it for fortnite, where else would he appear but here?

[@tridyot]

He did it for ddlc, of course people got him to do this

[@Jehfor]

R.I.P. Youki Konpaku

[@heehokuzunoha7757]

Youki died thousands of years before Reimu was born lol

[@drizzziit1]

God fucking damnit. Dont make me cry like that ever again please.

[@SukacitaYeremia]

Only true Touhou fans know:

[@Konpaku_Hungary]

NAAAAANIIIIIIIIII?????

[@ray_zor5585]

Welp... that's how he died apparently.

[@fcnth]

Ok So basically, im yoki

[@fcnth]

_Plays the first four notes of Megalovania_

[@SamaelVR]

god fucking dammit

[@ronankuek8646]

Do u need some saki too?

[@yoki9859]

no i'm yoki

[@indiradefa3733]

don't ruin the 888 likes brah

[@TenguBlade]

Can't wait for the DDLC sequel, Yoki Yoki Literature Club

[@God-ch8lq]

@Koga as we kniw, yokai means demons we need a touhou doom mod NOW

[@esalvador4197]

@@God-ch8lq WE MUST ACHIEVE THAT FOR THE SAKE OF ĞØĐ AND HUMANITY

[@SparkTFS]

Yoki Yoki Epic Genocide Club

[@emohatsunemiku578]

I am in t e a r s

[@giovannicorraliza8552]

Metaphorically

[@KoobyKarasu]

Youki as in, Konpaku Youki, Youmu's predescesor? Man, he went into seclusion just to then come back and cause an incident so huge Reimu needs money for it huh

[@RazanAr51]

Kooby aight, that makes sense. So basically he literally built a fkin mountain in his seclusion?

[@ivanmegafanboy1981]

Youki is the strongest

[@amogus7]

d a d

[@spookymas5431]

it's youkai but poorly said

[@KoobyKarasu]

@@spookymas5431 its a joke

[@Harpoonneet]

I'm telling you, those YOKI'S nothing but trouble...!

[@alliumcepa936]

Hey I love your videos 😊

[@ChrisDaPatriot]

Gamers rise up with raymoo hackaray for the epic yoki genocide

[@user-yc2ik2kt2q]

Chris DaPancreas i cant breathe 😂

[@danielcruz1174]

Yoki of the Yoki Mountain

[@OfficialMaxBox]

Who the heck is this guy, where do you send him cash to do these marvelous things??

[@Micho55]

give me ur credit card number, the three digits on the back and the expiration date and ill send him

[@djsolioli3682]

Wow maxbox and woolen sleevelet

[@GMSjk777]

200% RAD

[@JadeIsBunny]

Yeah he was banned from fiverr because they don't know the difference between a joke and a scam.

[@vextium9396]

Machi He on Patreon now.

[@kreedd5131]

We have achieved peek touhou meme evolution

[@zinji4592]

I wouldn't give my credit card so John Wick could get an epic Victory Royale. I wouldn't give my credit card so Heavy could steal the enemy's intelligence. I wouldn't give my credit card so Giorno could defeat Diavolo, even if Black Sabbath would give me two paths. But when Reimu needs my help to commit an epic Yoki genocide? Count me and my mother's, father's, uncle's and grandparent's credit cards the fuck in.

[@Yjg-malaeouron.-uhfn]

I would give my credit card to fund the production of Heavy's sandwiches. I do agree on your point tough; Just get XxxScot_proxxX to do it for you

[@IchibanOhimeSama01]

Epic, let me grab my mum's credit card

[@SixT6_Official]

We went from impact font to paying people for shitposts. Humor truly is evolving.

[@otomata704]

Sorry Reimu, spent all my money on John Wick. I hope Reimu will be okay.

[@jadeng.s.2549]

whatdoyoumeme I see what you did there

[@dlj949]

I can’t believe this absolute madman did Touhou

[@optical_6070]

If ea Owned Touhou

[@ROWDYFLOWERGIRL]

Yoki Mountain~ Mysterious Mountain

[@Candrenlol]

Words can not explain how hard i am laughing right now. Godlike Meme right here

[@combativeThinker]

Quit slacking off before Shikieiki finds you and lectures you again.

[@hatenayousei]

anything for you, reimu.

[@SagaEf]

I thought he was going to say that we need to give a small 'donation' to the Hakurei shrine to save Reimu

[@elgatochurro]

Reimu is too powerful

[@walkinghappiness6509]

I think it's the 300th time I've come to watch this video and every time I laugh like it's the first time

[@rize3753]

Yoki legit sounds like a slur and its fucking hilarious!

[@bigfriki]

Voiceoverpete is the gift that keeps on giving.

[@kalenipclaw5683]

"bottles of saki" damn can't believe they bottled a yakuza boss

[@StrayShaded]

Ensokyo my beloved

[@TheAvoiderOfGrass]

why didnt they recommend me this 4 years ago

[@apa123APA]

>Hears the IN Reimu boss background music. >Vietnam flashbacks initiate.

[@yaboi6851]

dont remind me

[@GourmetSubZee]

A couple bottles of Saki... in other words, glue?

[@caparazo3488]

Touhou 18.5:ＹＯＫＩ☯ 𝓶𝓸𝓾𝓷𝓽𝓪𝓲𝓷

[@wkg8675]

take a shot everytime you hear yoki in the comments

[@yuuka2490]

redline *dies*

[@DonVigaDeFierro]

It's been four years. Did Reimu win?

[@jimmyalejandrotabordarubia7503]

creo que si

[@dimitriwarchief301]

“The epic yoki genicide” 0-0

[@Repudiator]

Just add some moving, flashing impact text and some word bubbles and you could have one hell of a late-night ad.

[@azuretao]

Reimu no! Genocide isn't the answer!

[@athing18]

*HEY BOO-BOO, LET'S HAVE A NIICE SNACK AT THE YOGI MOUNTAIN*

[@BallMan69188]

I know I’m two years late but why is this so fucking funne

[@JubJubAc]

That must be some expensive sake... It maxed out both my parents cards... Hope she's ok!

[@b_but_not_2b]

Last second of the video has some heavy Morshu energy.

[@DrSavitruc]

I like this so much. I keep coming back to this every hour since I discovered the video yesterday. I'm glad this was created.

[@user-rz7hg9my6h]

Damned Yokis.They always cause trouble.

[@adreamtmonochrome]

I can't stop smiling at this. My face hurts. Help. -Yoki-

[@adreamtmonochrome]

This got re-recommended to me 2 years later. I don't even remember commenting on this. lol Thanks, KZbin, for reblessing my home page. o/

[@aeriumsoft]

This. This is art.

[@digschannel1833]

*hands car keys credit card and pretty much everything I own*

[@suicune9211]

Can I join the Cult of nep nep?

[@dimitriwarchief301]

“Wipe out yoki in yoki mountain” uuuuuuh

[@fullmoonboss]

Everyone talks about yoki But I am pretty sure the g in Gensokyo is not silent.

[@yanastase]

Translation:attention reimu want donation

[@killergram2197]

Yoki Mountain, Hooman Village, Welcome to Gensokyo

[@soccerfan-ep9rt]

*Ensokyo

[@goldenboxen6430]

i never thought i see this guy again

[@arlobo1]

I'm not a Touhou fan but this is gold

[@NN-cc8uo]

"Bottle of saki" Ah yes, saki yoshida, my favorite drink

[@giantturtlecat2959]

Reimu asking for your credit card You know that’s actually quite in character and I love it

[@yesod1602]

She needs donations via credit card

[@kotyara85]

Why does Reimu want to kill Youmu's mentor so much

[@Jué_Nuva6208]

Yes, we need to destroy bad monsters. And most of all, donate some moneys to a broke maiden

[@BonnieIInaba]

Hah not fooling me this time, besides i gave my money to the TF2 Heavy.

[@toadallyawful]

Bonnie I. Inaba ah, a fellow g a m e r

[@mayonnaisejake7191]

You did what?

[@wlloxik]

This would be a perfect copypasta

[@grgspunk]

Wipe out Youki? Yuyuko is going to destroy you for trying to kill her lover.

[@samuelnaranjo4091]

Saki bottles must be quite powerfull...

[@ab3ki84hayate]

The yoki mountain

[@themadsuika3909]

... i'm from the Moriya shine

[@ivanmegafanboy1981]

Perish, dirty heathen

[@soccerfan-ep9rt]

Moriya Shrine is best

[@s3byn]

CRAP I NEED TO HELP HER

[@BiggBossChanel]

You know he actually requests an mp3 of a hard to pronounce word before recording but I guess you skipped that step.... Thank you

[@unfunnymeiling2315]

Reimu is in trouble???!!!!!

[@Reimu__Hakurei]

Help plz plz!!! Give your credit card plz plz ( no scem I promise)

[@somewackoonyoutube2449]

I like how he says "youkai"

[@alexandrutoma2158]

Yoki Yoki Genocide Club

[@aguy9157]

I’m so happy my money will help Reimu achieve the yoki genocide

[@Bronyfur05]

i love this fandom

[@WocklessGamingforAnimeMoms]

I've never played these games but when he said "and a couple bottles of saki" I felt that.

[@dragonogon]

Y O K I

[@maggyspace7319]

Yknow this is more believably reimu *after* she asks for my credit info

[@dandy1738]

At this point, I’m really curious about how much money he’s making of this meme.

[@huynguyen1116]

And a couple of bottles of Saki.

[@BlazeMaster]

First thing her job is to maintain the Hakurei barrier and to maintain a balance, not to commit genocide on the Yokai, second she doesn't need my credit card number so wtf is this shit all about.

[@Maxmani]

cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/474894916476993546/501117835683037195/joke.gif

[@Lurponk]

*don't listen to him!!!! he's just trying to make you not give reimu any money!!!! he's actually a yoki himself!!!!*

[@Dememenic]

r/woosh

[@bazo.4539]

r/woosh

[@Bos_Meong]

I'm donating for the sake of world balance between gensokyo and our world

[@P1nk_Sky]

Reimu Hakurei neads your creditcard number.

[@clemgrakata4715]

I'm not paying for alcohol addiction

[@guywhospin]

Wherever i go. I see his face

[@HolHors69]

*We're abusing this poor man*

[@tovishitomeiji5383]

"This is epic yoki moment" -Reimu, 2018

[@how7175]

The thing about this is that raimu would probably ask this Hope my credit card i gave you helps!

[@mrbabbles5989]

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!

[@raymondquach07]

#4556-6648-2140-2537 EXP 10/20 CVV 186

[@alyastastic]

epic

[@notseki404]

This can't be real... Lmao

[@flandrescarlet506]

Please tell me that's fake

[@raymondquach07]

Oh my god, Reimu has been buying a lot of weird shit on my credit card like a purchase for Pornhub, a bunch on Amazon, some on eBay, a lot of websites, and another for a car even.

[@flandrescarlet506]

Raymond Quach Buddy, I hate to tell ya, but I don't think Reimu made those purchases.

[@Bonetrousle]

Just another normal day in Gensokyo

[@koizumi5104]

Maybe if SOMEONE did their job, they'd get more donations

[@steveluvscows2490]

I'd love to, but a poverty god passed by and my credit card somehow turned to dust.

[@MetalMargatroid]

Uses Super Nova on to kill all youkai. except Alice

[@LinieEber]

Alice needs to be protected

[@RazanAr51]

LinieEber lewded*

[@MetalMargatroid]

Razan Ar she is mine

[@LinieEber]

@@RazanAr51 No she is precious

[@tukangojek1335]

Except she went deeper into shovel hell

[@PhamngAndi]

epic yo(ū)k(a)i genocide sound like player is in Lunatic mode

[@Username-ky3lr]

Remuuu Hakaray