Attention, Theory Shoppers! (Part 1) [blameitonjorge][Top 15 Mario Theories]

Welcome to a special Mar10 Day upload that was absolutely planned and definitely didn't only happen because I forgot to upload on Friday and everyone left me to have that epiphany on my own yesterday morning. I blame you, Marioverse.
Today, we're going after more theories than I have any right to cover. The second I saw "Top 15 Mario Theories" I was already ready to go. Let's see what we have in store. Prepare yourselves, because this one gets CRAZY.
EXTRA DISCLAIMER: I'm fully aware that the video I'm covering has since been taken down. The reason I'm still covering it, though, is because the theories described within this video still DO exist and I only make one or two points against Jorge himself within this whole debacle anyway. 99% of my points are directed at the originators of said theories as Jorge linked in his description, thus I feel it's still appropriate to use this video as a platform to address them. That is all.
On top of that, the Number 12 entry is also removed, this being the theory about Bowser being Peach's father. This was removed by the creator, but traces of it still exist. I'm still covering it because I had already edited together the entire video before it was removed and the balance of this two-parter would be killed if I removed it, but know that it has been removed and the creator no longer stands behind it. There. Bases covered.
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Bnoob's Theory: / why_luigi_wasnt_in_sup... (it's the first comment on said post)
Mario is the Avatar of the Mushroom Kingdom: / mario_is_the_avatar_of...
Bowser is actually Peach's father: / mario_bowser_is_actual... (this is the post where the theory once existed and you can get the general gist of the post as well as direct quotes from said post in the comments below)
Coins are Souls!: / super_mario_coins_are_...
Super Mario is loosely based on Norse Mythology: / super_mario_is_loosely...
Original video (or, rather, a re-upload)
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Top 15 Mario Theories: • Video
Additional Links
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My video on Rosalina Unmasked: • Put the Mask Back On [...
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