(AUDIO ONLY) Papyrus vs. Sayori - MG Rap Battles (ft. Azia)

A kin-filled battle for the birthday kinnie. (I am uploading this on my birthday. -Meta)
(This is a parody of the Epic Rap Battles of History youtube series created by Nice Peter and EpicLLOYD please check them out.)
/ erb
PAPYRUS And sans: (0:05)
(SANS, IS THAT A HUMAN? uh, close enough, NYEH-HEH-HEH!)
HALT HUMAN! IT’S MY DUTY TO TAKE YOUR KIND TO THE CASTLE,
AND FOR MY FIRST PUZZLE, YOU MUST OUTCLASS ME IN A BATTLE
I’M THE CULINARY CAVALRY, HUMANS LOVE MY OFFERINGS
AND WITH CUPCAKES AND FRIENDS TO BRIBE A GUY, YOU ONLY BARELY BROUGHT HIM IN!
ACTING CARELESS AND CUTESY'S ALL IT TOOK FOR YOU TO SURFACE?
AS AN AIRHEADED FLOOZY, IT’S CLEAR YOU DON’T DESERVE IT!
COMPARED TO I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, WHO RAPS GRAND
WHO’LL LEAVE YOU DOWN IN THE DUMPS AND WITH ALPHYS IN THE TRASH CAN!
Sayori: (0:30)
Did a new member storm the club? A shame your presence only brought clouds
There’s a lot that comes to mind, so let me jot my thoughts down
“He wants to strike tykes with Undyne but even she knows he can't fight right.”
“Can't be a member of the guard just by being her royal white knight!”
Easily jumbled in a trousle, which is given with your lost nerves
Exchange lines but you have trouble when you try to cross words
LOV for you ain’t high, in battles you can’t pull your own weight
Fighting others for their SOUL will not land you a soulmate!
Not taken seriously among your friends in The Underground
A bigger joke than Sans, but it ain’t no wonder how
Always laughing at yourself in that cheap Skeletor costume
So used to being at the bottom you went “Dear Sunshine; what are you?”
PAPYRUS And sans: (1:00)
NYEH! YOU SHOULD GET MORE SLEEP, NOW I’M YAWNING!
DECKED IN MTT - he's ballin’
YOUR DRESS IS MESSY, NEED TO GET IT CLEAN
FROM MC? GEEZ! YOU THINK THAT’LL GET IN HIS JEANS?
TYPICAL HUMAN HISTORY,
YOU ROPED IN A LONER FOR YOUR OWN GOOD,
NOBODY’D CARE OR NOTICE IF YOU WERE DROPPED FOR A DIFFERENT LEAD!
NYEH, YOUR VERSE WAS UTTER STOOL, I’M TELLING YOU, YOU’RE OFF OF IT!
SAY YOUR CHEST HAS GROWN IN SIZE, BUT MY BATTLE BOD STILL TOPPLES IT!
YOU WISH YOU LEFT SICK FROM MY DISS, YOU LITTLE TWERP!
NOW, TASTE MY BLUE ATTACK! (*blue attack sfx)...DID IT WORK?
Sayori: (1:30)
Ehehe~! My funny bones are dust with how you’re spitting quips
Make like Yuri with your boobytraps; put your backbone into it!
For a Cool Dude from Snowdin, you seem like quite the hot head
And when I’m done throwing hands, a numb skull will be all that’s left!
Sporting neckwear to seem stylish, but just come off as petty
Save it, Fred Bones, even I wouldn’t take your spaghetti!
Have plenty of class? Your standards in friends could be higher
Underground’s monster turned predator going on dates with minors!
I got the dirt on you, when a meanie was on the prowl, he
Picked you as a target and you responded like “Wowie!”
And all I find gently opening the closet door,
Is a lonely skeleton when he’s not echoing Flowey!
PAPYRUS: (2:00)
SEEMS THE NAPPING CLUB TOOK PRECEDENT WHEN RECITING YOUR LINES
I CRUISE WHILE I SNOOZE, YOU’RE NEVER AWAKE ON TIME!
EVEN WITH A NORMAL RHYME ATTACK, I STILL DISH OUT A FIRE DISS
I'VE ALREADY DEALT WITH CANINES, YOUR PUPPY LOVE IS CHILDISH!
GIVE UP, HUMAN! YOU’RE MORE THAN USED TO LOSING HOPE
MORE AMUSING JOKES CAME FROM MY USELESS BRO!
IT IS COMMON IN YOUR STYLE TO LACK MOVEMENT, SO
MY TRAPS ARE NOT NEEDED WHEN YOU'RE IN YOUR NOOSE’S ROPE!
*you have unlocked a special poem
docs.google.com/document/d/1_...
MetaMachine as Papyrus
/ @metastarva
Azia as Sayori
/ aziacovers
Mancha as Sans
/ uberocity
MetaMachine, Jofinity, King Mewtwo, SPM100, JustGamer and M&Mattie as The Crowd
Written by MetaMachine and GamingPlush64
Additional help by King Mewtwo and MaxStar6
Thumbnail by Rabi
Mixed by GamingPlush64
Beat by Tristan on the Track

[@TheApoke]

Azia's sayori voice is iconic, I can't read sayori talking without thinking of her voice after all these rap battles

[@clawsguy4289]

papyrus went from sounding like skeletor into stitch

[@The___Rat]

This battle was disgustingly one sided until Papyrus said “My traps aren’t needed when your caught in a nooses rope” immediate win

[@intstories45]

This needs more attention

[@maximum_rebo]

Happy Birthday Meta!

[@Club-Dreamiverse]

You, Azia, Jofinity, GamingPlush64, Rabi, SPM100, M&Mattie, JustGamer, King Mewtwo, Mancha and MaxStar6 did awesome.

[@Futaba_Fan4444]

Sayori has unlocked my vote

[@Sebastianthemediagod705]

Happy birthday dude

[@SayoriChr-mu2pl]

I want breakfast.

[@jeriahweaver5215]

The ending was beautiful. They both won❤

[@WyattW_]

Happy late birthday, Meta!

[@ET_FRB]

Happy Birthday Meta

[@MationsBomb]

U should do regular show

[@MetaGengoRapBattles]

One step ahead of you. ;)

[@Squid_Salad]

papyrus won

[@marylander7976]

I avoid the end whenever I can because why? CRINGE, THAT'S WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@MetaGengoRapBattles]

I'm cringe, and that's based. I'll never be based and that's not cringe. There is no one I’d rather be than me.

[@mbishop7594]

@@MetaGengoRapBattles is that a quote from the Bible or the minecraft recipe book?, I can't remember

[@Quincy-son-of-Quincy]

​@@mbishop7594you were close