AUDIO RP | Caught Between A Vampire And A Mage [Preview] [F4A]

[@lanzlagman3511]

icons gave me a damn heart attack. got me screaming "CASTLE NOOOOO" at midnight

[@Wolflord_11]

After this i have become the biggest Lydia simp. I can see why Celine married her

[@MorganHutcheson-nb7el]

I WAS HOPING AND PRAYING THESE TWO GET A LISTENER TOGETHER AND THIS MADE ME EVEN MORE DELUSIONAL

[@RobBoss1]

Damn, Castle giving US the presents on HER birthday!! Thank you kindly for that! Love these two bickering like an old married couple. Also, goddamn, I though Lydia's symbol was an alternate version of Rachelle's and I got super worried!!

[@moke5813]

THE ONE MONTH I DONT HAVE ANYTHING TO SPARE FOR A PATREON SUB AND ITS A CELINE AUDIO?!?! WITH HER WIFE?!???? sobbing crying thrashing in agony rn happy birthday castle 🥳🎉🎊 u continue to amaze

[@blythepineda9929]

Ooohohooo. FlirTAY! I like it. Celine and Lydia's greatest superpower is their rizz.

[@smile_9550]

Guys, let's be honest... Happy Birthday, Castle!! Thank you for your unique and high-quality project that you are doing (Also thanks to the no less magnificent CW). Be healthy and of course happy. Stay as beautiful as you are and don't forget to drink water❤ (I'm very sorry for the mistakes. English is not my first language)

[@Matey_Dean]

absolute couple goals from both of them💍

[@jadeh9631]

The way I was so not prepared and SO incredibly flustered this entire video 🤦🏼‍♀️😳🫣🤣

[@andresgomez2899]

I have no words fantastic simply fantastic

[@johnnyoverheaven2045]

Why do I never learn and listen to these previews when they’re posted and I’m at work, 10/10

[@RoboKoopa123]

My heart just exploded. I was really hoping for a flashback with these two! Thank you Castle!

[@Gr3mlinfloof]

I was thinking “hmm I wonder if castle will post tomorrow on Monday or maybe today” so I went on my phone to check an£ it said 2 HOURS AGO I am so HYPEDDDDD

[@Mentally_Asleep]

THIS IS THE BEST BIRTHDAY PRESENT 😆😆

[@Spiritwolf124]

Happy birthday

[@lisab214]

Happy birthday 🎉

[@sora.xx.]

Happy Birthday:)

[@aaliward]

HBD!!!

[@vawifey]

Happy birthday castle

[@Gr3mlinfloof]

4:33 AHHGHTHGDFB (Istg I almost screamed out loud) 😭 6:47 THAT DAMN FVCKING PHONE RINGTONE DOES ME HEAD (I’ve heard it so much as a kid) 10:57 OOOOO DAYUM 🤭😶‍🌫️😳😭💀 11:40 PFHAHA 😂 11:56 XD 12:35 oooh~ 13:48 oh ok this is that a nickname now 😭

[@MangosGrowOnTrees]

Pre- listening: The scream I just made puts rough’s whispers to shame seeing this notification Post-Listening: Happy birthday Castle!!!! I might be delusional but does isn’t the beginning a reference to the Beth AU audio😭😭😭 ID sticking out of the back pocket cmon now Anyone else taking the most wild of wild guesses that this the “old friend” Celine was talking about in the end of the first New Years audio, who brought the lights? Celine..😶 Lydia…😶😶 I did not prepare my soul for this🤐 I really wanna learn more about this listener??? Amazing as usual Castle!!! You spoil us😭😭Enjoy your birthday!!!🎉

[@redren4574]

Oohh my gOd

[@johnmcgowen1501]

A superb episode in many ways

[@KyrieLeisonM]

God, I would be a PUDDLE if I were the Listener.

[@Bugzy_starz]

HELPSG that was so cute

[@lunaphoenix1785]

I had a feeling, it was to well timed. Not saying I wouldn’t, just… a feeling.

[@masonthegrimreaper8745]

Dear Lord above another two for one? What have I done to be blessed?

[@belm7448]

wait....HOLDAFUK UP......WIFE ????!!! 😳😳😳

[@zeeba3999]

LET'S. FUCKING. GOOOOOOO!!! *post audio* Everyone needs to get on the Patreon. Oh my god. *fans self* COMMENTARY BELOW, AS ALWAYS: (I'M YELLING BECAUSE THIS IS AMAZING) Oh my fucking god her voice kills me every time 🥺 Are we something you like? 👀 Oops. Welp - can I do something to make you not tell on me? ;D (AYO WE’RE AN OPEN WIELDER) Celine is smooth as fuck goddamnnnnnn! *grabs listener by the lapels* DON’T STEREOTYPE HER COME ON NOW!! Classic one-night stand lines lol Only she may actually mean them Ayo. Fair enough madame 😏 Not gonna lie, this would be me lol Genuinely concerned amidst the flirting. WHY! IS!! SHE! SO! SMOOTH! AHHHHHHHH!! Oh damn wait what? Did we just reject her after flirting, or we pulling a bit? (ALSO WHO THE FUCK WOULD DENY CELINE? … No actually, I can’t be mad, good manners/respect to your partners is vital) Wait were we meeting Lydia?! Lmfaooooo Oh the irony. WE WERE MEETING LYDIA FOR A DATE? 🤣 Oh god this amazing. God, I love the accent and the straight-forwardness. Makes the tism brain very happy when someone is direct on their interests/wants 💙 Damn Lydia, shooting them down or suggesting we bring Celine back? Lol (Also did she realize it was her wife? Cause if not that’s gonna be hilarious) So… what are you wearing? 😏 (I’m sorry lol) LYDIA GOT THEM LINES TOO DAMN! God, please? Lydia is like me. I both love that and am driven mad 🤣 Cause I pull this shit to tease my partner(s). Pfff, guessing that was one of our first times? 😏 I mean… win-win, imo? Ain’t no virtues here, just vices. Lol OH THEY ARE SO PLAYING THIS ONE OUT TOGETHER! NO DOUBT! 🤣 I don’t know whether that would sting, or be a relief lol (Ah, nevermind, the “I was already interested” and respect makes it nice) Someone tells me that, I’m smitten. CELINE COMING IN WITH THE FINE ASS LINES! (Well fucking done) God what a fucking mood though. (Service top for me, “getting ravaged” for her lol) Ooop, Lydia is back. 😬 Hahahahaha CALLED IT~ Honestly, I respect the “we need to get consent before the drinks” - not to mention, love it. I’m dying 🤣 🤣 Lydia playing games and Celine having none of her shit. Honestly, this would just entice me more lol I love a good banter between a couple that’s clearly enjoyed by both sides. Getting vetted to be shared with? 👀 I’m into it. Oi! No need to call me out lol (“You’re Ace though” “Yeah, not the repulsed kind - I’m down for it now and again AND I’M INTO THIS!”) I really, really love the consent checks and offers for separate, together or otherwise, or both. “Give me a drink so I don’t embarrass myself” lol

[@lemonp3r50n7]

3:41

[@Weebgoku]

👇Early gang

[@szoltanmaraman]

Nice! Pls make a video about Circe

[@Luca_drawxx]

😍😍😍

[@Someone-ro8yv]

Celine, Lydia and.. Rachelle?? Guys I'm just a wee lesbian I'm confused 🦖

[@magulayy]

celine lydia and a “oneshot” listener

[@Someone-ro8yv]

@@magulayywhy is it Rachelle's logo though 🕳️

[@magulayy]

@@Someone-ro8yvi think it’s a little different than rachelle’s the title indicates that the listener is between a vampire (celine) and a mage (lydia) since we the listener is a open wielder

[@Someone-ro8yv]

@@magulayy got it. Thankyouuuuu

[@magulayy]

@@Someone-ro8yvofc ofc :3

[@Pinkspider93]

"STOP IIT" O.O YISS MISS

[@zackbooboo8031]

Happy belated birthday Castle! 🎂🥳 It was to hear more of Lydia, it was fun to see this play out. The longer this went on I got the feeling something was up. Lol.