Dhar Mann Is Still Promoting Criminal Behavior

Well guys, is the title a shocker? Probably not. Today, we watch as Dhar Mann seriously downplays some more crimes that has characters commit. Buckle up.
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[@BartSimpson-lr8vz]

The fact that mikey and jay have such horrible parents but it's never acknowledged is genuinely infuriating.

[@legendofthemultiverse_5041]

I mean you can have amazing parents and still come out as an evil little shit.

[@feraltaco4783]

Yeah, if he was really trying to tell life changing stories, he needs to address the criminal behavior and crappy parenting.

[@NothingPerson44]

If Dhar Mann truly was trying to teach life lesson and change lives, he should probably address more logically into criminal behavioral actions or thoughts, and ACTUALLY teach other kids to be aware of bad parenting situations. Because bad parenting is something that is actually a major problem in society and it is something that Dhar Mann can truly make a difference with. But sadly that’s not the case with his lessons.

[@qty1315]

I like that her punishment for her kid asking her to spend money more freely is for the kid to have $1000 to spend for a day.

[@amandapanda5087]

Yeah, that's what Dhar should make his viewers more aware of, that and the criminal behavior of course. This is sending a bad message to an impressionable audience

[@Flower_Eq]

What normal "life lessons" would be like: "Don't bully people, it is not nice" "Treat people the way you want to be treated" Dharr mann: "Don't bully people because the person you are bullying might be friends with Bill Gates and if you are nice Bill Gates will give you all his money"

[@FlynMaker7]

Exactly

[@Spiralredd]

Couldn't have said it better myself

[@spingleboygle]

true da- wait that joke’s dead

[@Theunicorn2012]

What normal "life lessons" would be like: "Don't bully people, it is not nice" "Treat people the way you want to be treated" Dharr mann: "Don't bully people because the person you are bullying might be friends with Bill Gates and if you are nice Bill Gates will give you all his money"

[@Flower_Eq]

@@Theunicorn2012 that's what I just said 💀💀

[@Harudodo]

Gotta love how the message is basically“be a kid for as long as possible because once you’re an adult your parents can’t get you out of trouble,” as if adults don’t still call their parents for help from time to time

[@Theunicorn2012]

Gotta love how the message is basically“be a kid for as long as possible because once you’re an adult your parents can’t get you out of trouble,” as if adults don’t still call their parents for help from time to time

[@themoroccanball]

@@Theunicorn2012you literally copied Harudodo’s comment

[@tommy_asd]

@@themoroccanballit’s a bot

[@realdragon]

My mom from time to time sends me big packages with home made food

[@hassanahamiduahmed166]

yeah, true. My mom calls her mom whenever something bad is going down. Adults ask 4 help ALL THE TIME, they just try to hide it

[@eeveeofalltrades4780]

The most unrealistic part of that story is that they were able to rent a limo and still had a considerable amount of money left.

[@SammyChristianGuy]

Nahhh for REALL! Limo renting is like expensive! How they doing this exactly💀

[@olamideadekojo5558]

I am not trying to support this but- On average, you can expect to pay anywhere from $75 to $200 per hour for a basic limo rental, with prices varying depending on the factors .

[@realdragon]

Honestly there's only so much you can buy with 1000 bucks as a kid. I probably would order few pizzas and then don't know what else to do

[@hassanahamiduahmed166]

true

[@brodypurcell1687]

@@realdragon I’d probably save it all up then invest

[@helloiwanttootakeoverthewo3217]

Promoting pedophila twice in one year is crazy the fact parents let people watch dhar mann is crazy

[@Nicoluvrs]

Dhar Mann promoted it before?

[@zanet4t]

Assuming those girls are 18, and those are ""suppose"" to be middle schoolers (11-13) that's just gross.

[@Nicoluvrs]

@@zanet4t that’s disgusting

[@HeartEllis]

​@@zanet4tno,not this time. I think the other person meant before this

[@AnekoGT]

​@@Nicoluvrsdon't forget the video where sniperwofl, a 30 y/o woman, was acting in a middle school or some shit like that

[@Banner16]

Dhar Mann 2021: Girlfriend Cheats On Boyfriend. Dhar Mann 2023: Kid Murders Mom For A Phone.

[@AnekoGT]

2025: Kid blows up the moon because his mom didn't buy him the new GTA 6

[@AZSpades]

2027: Kid destroys the universe for a skibidi toilet toy

[@irisbeyes2927]

2029: babysitter eats Venus because kid didn't shut up

[@sammalone7881]

The vid ends with mom buying him GTA 6 anyway so he hopefully stays out of trouble.@@AnekoGT

[@okjeffy6581]

2031: kid gets depressed and eats the earth.

[@fazediscovery5]

I love how in real life no working middle-class parent would give a 1000 dollars to their teenage kid and friends just to prove a point or to teach them a lesson

[@bawsaq..]

she even said ‘1 dollar an hour extra doesnt mean you can go and spend it all’ 😭😭

[@Solvita_]

I find it hilarious how they are supposedly good parents but they raised kids who immediately commit multiple crimes with horrible morals within a few hours to a day. The worst I could do is get lost or lose the card, hell at ten I didn't even know how to order online let alone operate a car

[@tonyoliver2167]

Lool true words. At ten I didn't even have a mobile phone 😂 in fact coming to think of it, I had loads of fun as a kid with as little tech influence as possible. Sure I played GTA San Andreas, Manhunt and other timeless classics, but I also had unparalleled fun outside all the time. It's crazy how most of us completely lose the majority of our playful imagination as we age. I remember the exact age when I couldn't have fun playing with toy cars and toy soldiers anymore 😅

[@dantdmfangamingrich9802]

I’m surprised how Jayden and Jay’s older brother came out normal while the other kids are criminals

[@NothingPerson44]

@@dantdmfangamingrich9802 Favoritism is my guess.

[@RapFanatic4ever]

Exactly

[@randomRobloxguy7723]

Same bro, they are too spoiled. I never knew how to do stuff like this like make transactions or literally start driving at that age. The max I could go is screwing up over something or breaking a vase

[@garbagegremlins4707]

As a hot take: I’m pretty sure it’s not a great thing to teach children that the second you hit 18 you cannot rely on your support system at all. Sure as a kid grows up we want them to be more independent but calling your parents (or another supportive party) when you messed up big time is not admitting defeat. It’s using the support network you have and being an adult enough to swallow your pride and be accountable that you messed up

[@azuradawn5683]

I was thinking that too.. But on the list of 1000 things wrong with the video, I see why that didn't make it into the reaction lol..

[@TheCommanderTaco]

I don't see that as a hot take, especially with how our economy is going lol. It used to be looked down upon for adults to still be living with their parents. I remember back in middle school I didn't fully participate in some assignment where we had to imagine we had a dream job and budget it. Don't remember what I did, but I was trying to look at it more realistically then imaginatively lol. I remember the librarian and principal talked to me afterwards since they thought I was a bright student asked me why I didn't give myself more money. They asked " you don't want to get stuck living at home do you"? Then I think the Principal brought up the movie "failure to launch" up with the librarian. They both laughed and the focus of the conversation ended up shifting away from me. Funny thing is recently I finally watched that movie and I would argue the protagonist characters who are living at home are more successful then I have ever been lol. Point is we now live in a day and age where living at home is perfectly acceptable because the housing situation is just ridiculous lol.

[@gabriellejacquiet9925]

Not a hot take at all. This is just normal I would say. Sure you have to be independent but if you're in real troubles why wouldn't you be able to ask them for support? It's like Dhar Mann isn't a real human and just some kind of AI bot or he lives under a rock.

[@daughterofyith5393]

Absolutely not a hot take. Even when kids move out, start earning their own money, a lot of things can happen that they've never had to deal with before. I'm 36 and I still go to my mum for advice sometimes.

[@lightningtail97]

I agree. I was thinking the same thing.

[@t1mburt0nsdandruff]

I love how the boys were just bragging about their VR girlfriends to Jay’s mother and didn’t get punished for playing a game CLEARLY MADE for adults.

[@AnekoGT]

It's just a game, bro. Don't act like you've never played GTA or something like that when you were a kid. 🤷‍♂️

[@JamToast89]

literally me who hasnt played gta@@AnekoGT

[@t1mburt0nsdandruff]

@@AnekoGT I never played GTA, thank you very much, I played Roblox. GTA shouldn’t have been played by kids, but playing a game where you drink alcohol and have girlfriends isn’t kid friendly, nor should it be supported. Especially since they are 13 year olds. Believe it or not, p0rn has ruined people’s innocence more than violence did. Violent video games don’t make people violent, but p0rn has ruined any chance of people having relationships that’s more than just bedroom activities. The mother is horrible for letting her MIDDLE SCHOOLER son and his friends be adults for a day and letting them play an inappropriate game that’s not for their age demographic.

[@The-rr8ze]

@@AnekoGT pfp checks out

[@AnekoGT]

@@The-rr8ze k

[@oZqdiac]

Methods of watching Dhar Mann videos: Dhar Mann - Cringe characters and lines - Gets some random drunk guy off the streets to write the scripts - Goofy ahh montages - No actual life lessons, instead kids commit crimes and are not punished - No actual human comments, just bots that Dhar Mann pays for to write positive comments AugustTheDuck - Points out the terrible script writing - Skips the goofy ahh music and speeds up the montage - Actually does his videos - Is not cringe - Has comments by humans

[@Linoluvsss]

We all know who is better Hint: begins with A

[@Algueen]

@@Linoluvsss *D

[@NobleRanger_]

AugustTheDuck > Dhar Mann

[@holycrappycats]

dhar man > augustTheDuck

[@Mr.Wheatiscool]

"Black dont crack" what😳

[@Bella_for_you7]

"Asian don't raisin"

[@IamDASH]

@@Bella_for_you7no it’s “Asian don’t raisin” lol

[@Bella_for_you7]

@@IamDASH something don't wrinkle

[@DoomDescendant]

“White’s will bite”

[@NehemiahRants]

We’re not just telling stories we’re teaching kids to be criminals.

[@SussyGabrielOFFICIAL]

I’m better than AugustTheDuck

[@AGuyInTheInternet2.0]

@@SussyGabrielOFFICIALalright among us profile picture

[@InstagramUser2]

Prove that this formula is true: (x-2)^2=(x^2)-(x-1)*4

[@evxy68]

​@@AGuyInTheInternet2.0its a bot ignore it

[@-Rigby-]

I love the fact my children want to watch this 😂

[@ms.blooddiamond3857]

This episode was infuriating. This is ENTIRELY the parents' fault! They changed the rules every three seconds. They said the kids could do ANYTHING they wanted. These boys are like 13. Then, when they did relent & call her, she HUNG UP! These parents suck. They should be in trouble, & their kids should be in therapy. Also is "Mischeif Mikey" just like fully in a gang now, or...?

[@martinajunkers4315]

Why are you so upset? At this stage, Godzilla and Snow White are more likely to happen than anything in DM's videos.

[@ms.blooddiamond3857]

@@martinajunkers4315 I'm not upset, like personally. I'm literally just giving my opinion on an insane video.

[@cameroncole06]

Is it just me or that Mikey's mom treats him like shit and clearly has a favorite? Also Jay's mom too.

[@ms.blooddiamond3857]

@@cameroncole06 1000% I know what you mean. I honestly didn't remember Jay's mom had another kid😭 But absolutely, Mikey's mother plays favourites as if she's a toxic boy mom & Mikey is the daughter

[@cameroncole06]

@@ms.blooddiamond3857 Let's not forget she left her son in a cell with a grown ass man for him to "have his way" with Mikey.

[@wil_AV]

The fact the parents don’t go to prison or lose custody at this point is crazy

[@RapFanatic4ever]

I know . Especially cause they let their kids get away with whatever with absolutely 0 consequences

[@hassanahamiduahmed166]

true. The police have been involved many times, and yet, they still don't do anything about it. In real life, the police would get involved, and the parents would most likely lose custody of their kids, at least until they can prove otherwise

[@shyfoxfeatherhere6446]

"No Kathy! WE ARN'T GOING TO ABUSE OUR KIDS AGAIN" "But doesn't it always work?" Good massage Dar dar

[@rogerdrew3453]

If Mikey kills someone in a video, I can practically imagine the following: Mikey (and probably Jay) get into some dumb situation wherein they come up on a weapon, likely a gun. Mikey does something completely idiotic with the weapon and it irritates an innocent bystander, this escalating the situation. The bystander threatens Mikey (and Jay)'s life, thus he is forced to use the weapon to kill the bystander. Mikey (and Jay) are terrified and traumatized, so they run away. The cops show up at Mikey's door. His mom answers and the cops relay the information they have. They take Mikey into custody. Mikey confesses what happened and explains that, under the circumstances, he felt threatened and had to take the action he did. Then, it is revealed that the entire scenario was a setup and that the life lesson was not to fuck around with weapons (or strangers). Mikey (and Jay) face no punishment whatsoever. Roll credits.

[@Pixel_pursuit3426]

Spot on

[@KobeRogers-vw8nx]

Here another One they get involved in a hit and run incident and get no punishment. Like bro

[@GeneralKenobiYouAreABold1]

Yeah well if the other guy threatened to kill Mikey and jay, then I’d say they killed him in self defense.

[@guineapig-09]

@@GeneralKenobiYouAreABold1 Thats true

[@hassanahamiduahmed166]

Watch Dhar Mann ACTUALLY make this into a video. 6 months, or mid-2025, tops

[@user-yw7kt3ep2s]

We’re not just telling stories, we’re increasing crime rates!

[@chillcapsaicin6109]

you're damn right user

[@BirdsAreCool-mx7eb]

Yup

[@VDOTU5]

Dang 🤣🤣🤣

[@Theunicorn2012]

We’re not just telling stories, we’re increasing crime rates!

[@Chuck_EL]

He only had the mom dress as a nurse because he got head for not explaining parents jobs So instead of him actually showing her being a nurse or explaining how hard being a nurse can be with a grueling job, he just puts her in a nurse suit like "so you see I put her in a nurse suit so I'm winning"

[@mrmemes170]

"kid refuses to commit crime, gets dragged to hell by satan himself"

[@karaoconnoraliasraidra]

Quick note- That wasn’t “Forever Young” by Rod Stewart they were singing; it was “Forever Young” by Alphaville. They may have the same title, but they’re very different songs.

[@daftoptimist]

That song picked up renewed popularity in the early 2000s, when I was a teenager and it was in the movie “Napoleon Dynamite.” If nowadays teens watched that movie, that’d probably be their intro to the song as well.

[@Felice_Enellen]

It's worse than that. At some point he refers to him as "Rob Stewart".

[@VoltFall]

I thought it was forever young by intial d

[@CometMasonTrucker]

I know Forever Young from Jay-Z’s “Young Forever”

[@audreyparmenter2000]

The thing that the parents don't get is that even when grown up, children call their parents for help. For example, my sister, an ADULT, injured herself by accident while making food, and SHE CALLED MY FATHER FOR HELP! THAT... The parents went too far in this whole becoming an adult thing. If they wanted their kids to get a taste of adulthood, I think they should have started small. Also, are we in a universe where Jayden doesn't exist?

[@ninar9664]

Jayden is too smart for this, he’d say it’s stupid and just do his own thing

[@audreyparmenter2000]

Ah, yes. You are right.

[@Some_Guy6]

@@audreyparmenter2000 I know right?! I can ALWAYS call my parents if something happened and i can always 100% count on their help and being there for me.

[@okjeffy6581]

I guess maybe Jayden was not home during the events of this video or he was inside the room the whole time.

[@audreyparmenter2000]

Honestly, I wouldn't blame Jayden if he said, "Nope! Bye, guys." ​⁠

[@madamefluffy4788]

This has to be the worst depiction of a mother ever. Not only is she turning a blind eye to the fact her kid (and his friends) are playing a virtual game that is clearly not meant for children; but allows her son to demand more money from her because she got a pay raise. Also, the Forever Young song they're singing is the one by Alphaville - not Rod Stewart (making the song even more obscure).

[@joemarielmejia9039]

19:31 realistically the mom would be arrested for negligence

[@operez070]

Also, the mom would only "punish" Jay since she is not the mom of Mikey and Noah

[@capslockpenguin7518]

Given that two of the boys escaped from prison and one of them made terror threats, it's surprising that they were let go with just a ticket. Also, this is a step down from terrorism, so over six months until he actively tries to kill someone, but under six months until he thinks he accidentally killed someone, but it's just a not very elaborate scheme by the parents to teach him a non-lesson.

[@iceeblueburst03]

We can all agree to blame Jay’s mother for this stupid idea. 💀

[@zierragacha5089]

And Mikey's mother

[@yattzz69]

and whoever wrote the script

[@watermelonindianboi]

Agreed and the person that made Noah’s dad character

[@iceeblueburst03]

@@watermelonindianboi Jeez, didn’t know Noah’s dad had a new actor.

[@yag-yet_another_gamer]

@@yattzz69 and their mum

[@McTonk2]

imagine the ki- "adults" get in danger but are too scared to admit defeat that they don't call for help. Also just because you're 21, you still need a license to drive... and it seems that Mikey forgot that they aren't legally 21 meaning they aren't 21 to anyone else.

[@smitty_werben_jagerman_jensen]

Dhar Mann in 2021: Kids bully autistic brother Dhar Mann in 2024: Kid eats the moon because of rizz

[@00ZQN]

7:42 Did i just hear a middle aged man say "word!". WHY IS THIS IN THE SCRIPT? WHY IS THERE A GROWN ADULT TRYING TO SAY SLANG THAT HE PROBABLY DOESN'T UNDERSTAND BUT SAYS IT ANYWAYS SINCE ITS WHAT THE KIDS NOW ARE SAYING JUST TO SEEM RELATEABLE?

[@stefanmadethen5359]

shouldve said "true~!"

[@ironrevenger9386]

@@stefanmadethen5359Facts with a head motion would also work

[@user-lj8py5bz7l]

And he's saying it around adults who also don't know what it means and don't think it's cool

[@realazee]

And the thing is this isn’t even a life lesson, the one thing they did wrong are things they could’ve handled if they were legally adults (driving and calling a bank to report a lost credit card), a lost credit card would be nothing more but a minor inconvenience for a real 21 year old who was just handed money so this whole thing kinda proved the kids point. The free money do whatever is just a terrible idea to begin with though

[@kyekruchoski1457]

of course its not a life lesson they didnt even get punished they ran from cops used up a extra 200 almost killed themself and a stranger and to top it all off got the keep their electronics their parents rewarded them in the end after this REWARDED THEM wtf is this do illegal shit gain the ability to go on electronics amazing amazing honestly best take ive ever seen great dhar man video gotta hand it to the writers for this one

[@TheCommanderTaco]

It was all because Mikey suggested they not call the mom and admit defeat. Even if they were 21 it still wouldn't be legal to drive unless they had their license, but that wouldn't have even been necessary had they been able to report the card stolen. Which now that I think about it confuses me lol. The kid was clearly able to check how much they spent, so wouldn't thar mean he was on whatever app the card was linked to. He should have been able to report the card missing from there ( unless he needed some type of code that was being sent to the mother, but then that would be even worse since she is trying to teach them about money and just leaves it out for anyone to take lol). Yes I would believe most kids ( not Mikey) would know how to work an app for a card. The amount of kids I see with a cash app card now in days lol.

[@metademetra]

Actually, as children, they still have ONE option available to them: bumming $6 off someone and *taking the bus!*

[@okjeffy6581]

At least they were punished the previous times.

[@Theunicorn2012]

And the thing is that isn’t even a life lesson, the one thing they did wrong are things they could’ve handled if they were legally adults (driving and calling a bank to report a lost credit card), a lost credit card would be nothing more but a minor inconvenience for a real 21 year old who was just handed money so this whole thing kinda proved the kids point. The free money do whatever is just a terrible idea to begin with though

[@orange33340]

The fact that these three are committing numerous crimes and get no punishment is geniunely infuriating to no end. Dhar Mann is basically telling kids to commit crimes

[@NothingPerson44]

Technically in my opinion, it is mainly Mikey and Jay agreeing to committing the crimes and Noah just dragging himself into them. Noah could’ve back out at any point just like Jayden does all the time, but he just remains quiet and inadvertently joins in anyway. And also, i am just so confused at this point, but why is Noah still hanging out with these two?! His character redemption was already demolished in the Noah’s Arc series by remaining friends with them anyway after realizing how much of a bad friendship he is in with them. But in episodes like these, I feel like Noah is SMART enough to know that Mikey and Jay are an enormously bad influence on him and he shouldn’t be hanging out with them anyway, yet he still does! I really don’t get it!

[@sirgothnerd9297]

​@@NothingPerson44Good point derek would back off immediately

[@NothingPerson44]

@@sirgothnerd9297 Who was Derek again? Sorry for asking but I forgot who that was.

[@sirgothnerd9297]

@@NothingPerson44 friend before Noah first apprence was skip school test the bringing of jay and Mikey and last was jay kidnapped implied he stayed.afgsr jay and Mikey moved

[@NothingPerson44]

@@sirgothnerd9297 Oh yeah!! I remember that kid now! That kid was a really good actor honestly! And I liked him a lot! I wonder what happened to him and why hasn’t he been in any video recently?

[@ninavale.]

ah, yes once you're legal you can't ever ask parents for help or have a support system. you're on your own, buddy. aside from the obvious criminal acts, this is such a horrible message to give kids. and it's supporting toxic family relationships. Mikey's mom really starts giving me the vibes of a mother, who has the "once they're 18 I'm done with them" mindset about kids. because she didn't really want to be a mother and didn't plan for kids, but they happened and now she feels resentful that she can't live the life she wants to. and seeing how her husband is verbally abusive and not always there...there's no wonder Mikey acts out the way he does. Kids tend to do that, when they've got troubled home life. also. If these kids really got arrested by the cops, it wouldn't be them calling the parents. it'd be the police because cops can't arrest and intorregate minors without the legal guardian being present. and if the parents said they're not gonna come bc kids are adults(at 14) and that they just lkeft them to their own devices, police would probably have to inform child protective services, because the parents are neglectful and incompetent. but you won't see that in Dhar Dhar's universe. Because laws and rationality doesn;t exist there.

[@abigailc8829]

Someone needs to write a dhar mann fanfic where all these kids move out at 18 and get their life togrther after realising their oarents fucked em up 😭

[@alphawolf2638]

Nothing like making the children of the future afraid to grow up thinking they're not allowed to ask for guidence because "They're an adult now!"

[@samaustin339]

Bad mother tells her kids she wants nothing to do with them after they turn 18; you won’t believe what happens next. (They both go NC, she never meets her grandchildren, and she rots in a nursing home)

[@abigailc8829]

@@samaustin339 Too realistic, instead Dhar Mann gives her 5 million dollars and everyone claps

[@user-lj8py5bz7l]

I don't think Dahr Mann's smart enough to write a character that well

[@flameshock1013]

One thing that really annoys me about that intro scene is the fact that the girls have to ask if those boys are 21 simply because Jay remarks that he doesn't like alcohol. I get that it's taking place in a virtual reality simulation and isn't real, but has Dhar Mann really never met adults who don't drink? I'm 21 and I vowed to never drink alcohol, so this feels like a slap in the face to me because it's pretty much saying that you have to drink to be considered an adult. And I don't think I need to explain why that's a very concerning message to tell.

[@pinklemonade8320]

I think it was implied that the reason the girls asked that is because Jay spits out the drink as if he's never tried alcohol before and then says alcohol is the one thing he doesn’t like about being an adult, which is weird phrasing if you're, you know, an adult

[@gregbrown8881]

Okay that ending is beyond stupid. It's one thing to let the kids go back to playing online instead of going outside, but she fully knows that the kids are just using the headsets to try and hook up with strangers in VR: strangers who also happen to be a little too old for them. That's just weird, especially with all 3 of them in the same room. I think the mom should have said something about how unhealthy and potentially dangerous that whole situation is.

[@pinklemonade8320]

I don't think the VR girls are supposed to be real strangers. I think it's just like an offline VR dating sim

[@LuckyWolfUnleashed]

ai

[@_-ZZZ-_]

Jay and Mikey's moms both know their children are literally criminals 💀 So why are they surprised they went crazy???

[@commscan314]

2:45 Inaccurate, none of the girls had furry, catgirl, or anime avatars. Also none of them were femboys.

[@Big_Ballz11111]

Shame

[@mliny]

can't believe i laughed at this

[@commscan314]

@@mliny I mean, I'm not wrong. VRChat is filled with that sort.

[@Always100AlwaysStrong]

“🤡I’ve got a SUPER HOT idea for you Michael! Stop talking!🤡” That was genuinely an awesome impression and probably -one of my- the only favorite -quotes- quote in the entirety of Dhar Man Plague.

[@nationalinstituteofcheese3012]

They can complain about their children but they don’t even realize kids aren’t born disrespectful and rude.

[@ghettolicerx2]

Ty. Some kids are terrible. Blame the parents

[@viviennemorgan7217]

blame the karens.

[@AnekoGT]

Well, some of them are born and are annoying as fuck, and not even because of bad parenting, they just are for no reason. But that's just a minority. 👍

[@user-uo4ro8jo4i]

Actually they are, its the parents job to teach them to stop before they are adults.

[@CountCocofang]

@@user-uo4ro8jo4i Eh, I wouldn't entirely co-sign that. Children are more impulsive and have less of a filter. Because they have yet to learn and develop the necessary cognitive capabilities to regulate their emotions and behavior. But they are also somewhat blank slates (at least to some extent) that can be conditioned in any direction. Rough circumstances make it much more difficult and less likely that the child will develop into a functioning and healthy direction. But it's never impossible that somebody, despite all kinds of negative influences, comes out with a few scars but overall fine. There are children that have horrible backgrounds and act the part, so you go "Well, what do you expect ..." but there are also ones that can surprise you with how well they are set up despite so many things working against them. So children aren't disrespectful and rude by default, it's an individual thing. But parents obviously have a huge influence on their child's development and can sometimes actually ruin it.

[@viviennemorgan7217]

we're not just telling stories, we're teaching kids to lie about their ages.

[@viviennemorgan7217]

what's next kids lied about being adults.

[@user-io1nv2so2r]

Perfectly common

[@viviennemorgan7217]

@@user-io1nv2so2r what really 😲.

[@Theunicorn2012]

we're not just telling stories, we're teaching kids to lie about their ages.

[@viviennemorgan7217]

@@Theunicorn2012 true that's very true

[@Natelathotep]

Dhar Mann's next video: "Mischief Mikey kills teacher to skip test. What happens next is shocking."

[@Divine.Prince]

“Technically, what about legally” 🗣️⁉️⁉️⁉️🤨🤨🔥🔥💯💯💯💯⁉️⁉️ 15:42

[@yashsinghal403]

Legality is out the window by now (come on its a dhar mann video)

[@menzel17]

So let's say Dhar Mann actually managed to sell his channel to be on TV or something. Like imagine you're just chilling and suddenly a Dhar Mann show ad shows up and is like "watch this silly goose commit domestic violence so he can learn it's not ok, only on Dhar Dhar TV"

[@KyleoftheViridianForest]

If I were to see Dhar Mann TV I'd straight up die of laughter on the spot.

[@oZqdiac]

Or an ad “Come watch jay and mikey commit war crimes and get a light slap on the wrist for it featuring noah’s cringe ass dad and Kai cenat fanum tax rizzler sigma gyatt ohio skibidi tv man

[@dreamofficial4152]

​@@oZqdiaclmaoo 😂😂

[@Ohiowildlifevideos]

@@oZqdiac”rizzing up skibidi toilet level 3 gyatts in Ohio at 3 am

[@JeremyPickett]

I can't. I just can't. I wasn't that stupid when I was ten, and none of my classmates or cohort were either. Naive is one thing, actual stupidity is another. This goes in the dumpster fire.

[@Mister.Sir.King._Sir]

NOT THE KIDZBOP *sobs in a corner

[@thashaayenimuralitharan6117]

Dhar mann be like: We're not just telling stories, we're teaching kids how to hijack planes

[@Cow29389]

We're not just telling stories, we're teaching kids to fly into the World trade center

[@LightningFlower5]

Why do these parents expect their children to behave like adults. They’re Children! How should they know! Isn’t it the parent’s job to teach their kids how to be responsible adults? Instead of actually teaching them, these parents are just setting their kids up for failure!

[@AnekoGT]

Let's not let our kids have a childhood. Let's show them how real life really works, putting them to work in a 9-5 while studying and having to do a bunch of chores at home. 😃👍

[@exot1c_dark066]

@@AnekoGTi mean school in a ways, is preparing us for 9-5

[@Ilikesceptile11]

​@@exot1c_dark066yeah, it's preparing us. Not throwing us head first into it

[@Flowermations]

What the video should actually be called: TERRIBLE mom, CRAZY mom, & CRINGEY HIP dad allow their sons do whatever they want for 24 hours without supervision, they do NOT live to regret it! (as the blame is put entirely on the children even though it was their parents own stupid idea to let them run around unsupervised)

[@salmascreativitypen4489]

Agreed, their parents put them put to it yet blamed their children.

[@Flowermations]

@@salmascreativitypen4489 You know Dhar Mann is predictable when you know the kids are gonna get blamed for driving the other kid´s mom´s car to get the lost credit card lol

[@salmascreativitypen4489]

@@Flowermations True hehe.

[@Coolharry64]

There should actually be a series about a cringy hip mom who likes to get with the trends & doesn't even focus on their kids

[@salmascreativitypen4489]

@@Coolharry64 Agreed, kind of like Penelope’s mom.

[@TheZombo]

17:20 why didn’t they just say 16 (the age where you get your license in most us states for people outside of the us)😭

[@yashsinghal403]

It a dhar mann video, it's not supposed to make sense.

[@spacenugget1199]

I'm not part of the dhar mann fam, but I remember 2020/21 dhar mann. I used to keep his videos in the background while doing school projects late at night. Exactly as August said, about 10 minute long videos where a generic character learned a not particularly inspiring lesson. They weren't in any way fun or stimulating, but they were somewhat entertaining and kept my brain awake while working. The videos he does now are just... so far away from any real life situation ever, that only a child could perceive them as actually interesting or useful or whatever. It's not like I "miss the old dhar mann", but it certainly wasn't as bad as this. It just keeps getting worse and I'm sure he will eventually sell off his channel

[@geofff.3343]

Almost hit your car isn't hit your car. Calling the cops might be a bad move. Those kids are A.) Dealing with an angry stranger. B.) In possession of a vehicle they barely know how to operate. The chances that they panic and run you down fleeing and then panic more is non-zero.

[@kevinbrinkley1641]

Who calls the police for a near miss?!

[@jamesaustin1988]

I don't think they called the police for a near-miss, rather that the drivers were underaged.

[@user-xc1br1vo3d]

​I don't think that someone will get out from the car because of near miss .​@@jamesaustin1988

[@abcba593]

I feel like Dhar Mann thinks all families are one of two things. The first is that they are driving a luxury car and that money isn't a problem, and the second is that they are dirt poor and have nothing. It's like he lives in some kind of alternate universe.

[@izzieb.2926]

"It's like he lives in an alternate universe" Hmmmm.......that's actually not a bad idea. What if someone were to take the concepts of the dhar mann universe and turned it into a legit psychological horror/thriller where someone is trapped in an alternate dimension from which they have to find a way to escape to the real world? Ngl, I'd watch that

[@Arianime]

Okay, but as someone who has a brother, him calling his Mom "bruh/bro" talking back, etc. And the attitude he had was 100% on point accurate. At least, for my little brother. I wouldn't say he's over reacting. As someone who's had a brother, step brothers, and an ex step brother, that was the most accurate scene in the entire film.

[@julianjet]

Okay but, are they not gonna let them be appropriately punished for what they did? Dhar Mann could actually never.

[@ClaudetteVioletta]

19:18 Also, the mother said that if they called, the deal would be over. She never said she couldn't help them

[@yashsinghal403]

True that

[@alolanvulpix2848]

We're not just telling stories, we're putting kids in jail!

[@Im.Rae.]

What happened next is shocking, And that reason dhar man fam is because he didnt go to jail he got off the hook

[@SussyGabrielOFFICIAL]

I’m better than AugustTheDuck

[@InstagramUser2]

Prove that this formula is true: (x-2)^2=(x^2)-(x-1)*4

[@alexthecat643]

​@@InstagramUser2another bot?

[@alexthecat643]

​@@SussyGabrielOFFICIALbotttttttttttttttttttt

[@yourshoulderdevil5229]

9:33 and as August said, "If it works every time why are they still getting in trouble?" And they say every time as though this happens often, which shows it never even worked once.

[@Coraledge]

We're not just telling stories, we're promoting car crashes

[@nayacarson6989]

🎉😂❤

[@PoeticNugget]

I don’t know how August is still sane. He watches, edits, and posts reviews for Dhar Mann videos so much I’m worried for his mental health.

[@SussyGabrielOFFICIAL]

I’m better than AugustTheDuck

[@Dumbiceagebaby]

@@SussyGabrielOFFICIALare you sure about that 🤔

[@alexthecat643]

​@@Dumbiceagebabyit's a bot

[@nerdsam4825]

He's a duck simple

[@alexthecat643]

​@@SussyGabrielOFFICIALskedadle on outta here ya gooberish bot

[@khemasanine]

We’re not just telling stories we’re teaching kids to commit crimes!

[@RandomGurl8]

Fr

[@TheEmeraldSwordMusic]

These comments are not funny anymore...do what you like but I don't like 'em...

[@pizzaman2298]

@@TheEmeraldSwordMusic I don't think bro cares if you like it or not

[@KNA31_3]

​@@pizzaman2298I don't think bro cares if u say that

[@TheEmeraldSwordMusic]

​@KNA31_3 yeah I just wanted to say my two cents respectfully

[@ForsakenButter]

I love this channel because it gives me some thing interesting to listen to, has good editing, and unlike every other damn “story” thing I find is like a hour and thirty minutes line but this is like 10 minutes each, the BEST.😊

[@coast_to_coast_photos]

The most realistic ending to this would be Jay’s mom getting arrested and charged with child neglect and the other parents possibly facing charges for being accomplices. She told them they could do whatever they wanted and that’s exactly what they did. Yes, these kids would definitely be in trouble for driving without a license and fleeing from the fuzz but the mom would be in much worse trouble for enabling them to break the law. Also, Mikey believing that they can drive because they’re “technically” 21 is probably the most dangerous part of this horrifically absurd garbage. They most certainly are not 21 to anyone else but themselves and their godawful parents so no, they cannot legally drive a motor vehicle on public roads.

[@Surgemaster2012]

What's even weirder is Noah's dad character changed from where we first saw him in the store episode. Also for me rhai biggest missed opportunity is the fact Dhar never addressed how bad Mikey and Jay's parents are in how they go about punishing their kids, Jay's mom wasn't as bad here since she only went with the idea because Mikey's mom pressured her into it, but still. It does genuinely seem at this point the parents enjoy punishing their kids. I also want to note that Mikeys character was inspired by Greg Heffley, so that could also be why they are running with them being this way. I also wonder if Jay has ODD as his behavior really comes off that way, if that's the case this is the worst way to go about it.

[@ItsSoBadBruh]

More importantly, in "Noah's Arc" episode 1, Noah's dad wasn't even Noah's dad. Noah's dad was actually a teacher, along with other past Dhar Mann videos 💀 it shows how messed up the acting is in those videos.

[@diegode415]

Speaking of Noah, he's literally gotten less sensible from the first video of the trio. He went from being a good kid, to letting Jay and Mikey spend the night in his dad's store after they pressured and bribed him, and now he's practically like Jay and Mikey. He literally got turned into a bad kid from Jay and Mikey's bad influence on him and Dhar Mann literally admitted the 2 were a bad influence to Noah, Noah stopped letting them mess with him, and in the end they reunited

[@JerseyWolf]

I mean it kind of makes sense that since Mikey can talk himself out of anything, his mom can talk anyone into doing anything.

[@okjeffy6581]

Not even Greg would do this. He may be a jerk but he’s not that bad of a jerk.

[@sirgothnerd9297]

​@@diegode415goof point like Derek stood up to himself a little

[@Wulfric1303]

What an amazing life lesson - Parents should just pay their child to leave them alone and then when they get into trouble, just put them in the virtual world and forget about them! If my parent did that to me, I’d steal a car! Also the intro of this video was possibly the worst cringe I’ve ever felt!

[@AnekoGT]

Steal a car? I'd go to the nearest place and steal a console, which would be way more profitable. A car is easy for the owner to recover. The console isn't

[@user-io1nv2so2r]

Find help Wulfric

[@desaug]

i would go to the bank and withdraw the 1k and pretend i spent it all

[@nooneelse8365]

I remember when you were at 10k subs, Im so happy for you bro. Keep it up!

[@FaradMonts-hs5yj]

The fact that she let her kids get arrested but she only saved her cause her car was broken is basically bad parenting 101

[@salmascreativitypen4489]

In my opinion, it's all the parents fault. They instructed Mikey and his friends that they can do whatever they want, what did they expect? That kid begged his mom for help after she told him they can call to admit defeat, and hangs up. She should've definitely been charged.

[@Teddylover1234YT]

It’s funny how Mikey and jay try to escape prison, rob a bank, drive a car with no license and underaged , and have only gone to jail for 2 days. It’s official Dhar Mann needs a therapist

[@RileyGrainger-su8kh]

22:13 "I got a hot girl waiting for me baby Haha yea yea" had me dead

[@ronaldpentagon5592]

We are not just telling stories, we are trivializing crime into comedy

[@Tanner-fm1of]

Just the he be tripping line at 8:22. Should get dhar Mann locked up for life

[@Blazexiao]

If I had a nickel each time dhar man made videos that promote criminal behavior I’d be a millionaire

[@gregbrown8881]

Or at least a thousand dollars, which is practically the same thing.

[@yag-yet_another_gamer]

@@gregbrown8881 a thousandaire, or as 12 year olds know them, a trillionaire

[@Ohiowildlifevideos]

@@gregbrown8881at least according to Mikey mouse clubhouse

[@user-io1nv2so2r]

Actually you’d have zero. It’s not promotion.

[@yag-yet_another_gamer]

@@Ohiowildlifevideos it used to be a funhouse, but now it's full of evil clowns (sorry not sorry)

[@BarryMcCawkiner]

2:09 I'm pretty sure Dhar Mann's career spawned from the gutter.

[@yashsinghal403]

Yeah same

[@blddemn6645]

14:52 first of all they did not spend 700 dollars, they spent 1,700 Anyone who has an online bank account knows that when you are in the negatives that means you spent money you bascially don't have, dhar man clearly doesn't understand how banking works. I said this in the sniperwolf period video but because of all that happened not just in that video but in several other videos like this, I genuinely think the authorities need to look into dhar man, either that or youtube seriously needs to stop messing around and ban dhar man immediately

[@JuliaWhite-sp3qo]

Wait… is this bc of the bank account or like other things he did

[@blddemn6645]

@@JuliaWhite-sp3qo if you watch the sniper wolf video that came out around November or October. dhar man, a 40 year old man, made a video about periods, and the video is beyond disgusting and inappropriate

[@foxysworld2905]

These characters are the embodiment of either the most negative or positive stereotypes ever

[@alexisdominey6487]

At this point, he's no longer "Mischief Mikey" he's "Felony Mikey".

[@efthimischrtk]

Just like Dharr mann

[@Starrau]

August, your whole relationship with dharmann is, "I don't exactly hate you, but if you were on fire and I had water, I'd drink it."

[@fazediscovery5]

It is very obvious Dhar Mann at this point is trying to get bought by Nickelodeon or Disney because this type of plot or scenario is something you see in a show like Zach and Cody or Drake and Josh. Were the main characters who are kids get themselves in sticky situations that are easily avoidable from the get-go or even break the law and most of the time their a useless unrealistic life lesson at the end of the situation where the main characters learn nothing and are never punishment for what they did or paid for the crimes they committed. and everyone basically move on with their lives. And in future episodes, 90% of the time the situation is never explicitly mentioned nor brought up and everyone just acts like it never happened

[@FloydMickenbooder]

The fact that dhar mann has reached 20 million subscribers is actually baffling

[@AnekoGT]

20 million bots

[@jtohboymccloy1036]

It’s weird bc his community posts get only like 100 comments too.

[@_Bob_man_]

@@jtohboymccloy1036sub bots??

[@NothingPerson44]

@@jtohboymccloy1036 And it is even more baffling because I would guess 80% of those comments are positive and from impressionable/manipulated kids.

[@renamon5658]

We're not just telling stories, we're teaching kids bad lessons

[@ghettolicerx2]

What can go wrong

[@ghettolicerx2]

Lol

[@Mathivich]

Bro I got ass beating.

[@certified_l0ser]

"we aren’t just telling stories, we are making a whole series on normalizing kids being criminals."

[@BHR101]

1:46 No way bro said that

[@JackMightExist]

I’m surprised people are still willing to work with this dude

[@ghettolicerx2]

The woke never get broke

[@Kai-no9os]

@@ghettolicerx2 Elaborate

[@ghettolicerx2]

@@Asheelee it's a pain.

[@ghettolicerx2]

@@Asheelee it doesn't matter how woke and broke it gets i don't think they gonna stop soon

[@ghettolicerx2]

@@Kai-no9os it wad a joke. Soon u understand. Would not take that long before dharn mann goes ultra woke

[@retrokoh]

"Late 2000s-early 2010s style of writing for kids shows" Bruh thank you for making me feel old as shit. Here I was, about to reminisce about kids TV in the mid-late 90s.

[@ef-F1g-y]

Ok, so the parents are always talking about how busy they are but they have enough time to sit at a restaurant and chat for hours each day?

[@silverhawk24]

Hypocrisy at it's best 😂

[@arthur6710]

6:07 on this part i literally said “Finally she acting like a good mom” 😭🙏

[@dawsensmith360]

“You’ve gotta fight her” had me absolutely dead

[@thedraftingax5963]

Same

[@drk_mn]

Glad to see you never kept your promise about not going back to talking about darrman

[@SussyGabrielOFFICIAL]

I’m better than AugustTheDuck

[@Ace-fl8ltz]

underrated comment ngl.

[@InstagramUser2]

Prove that this formula is true: (x-2)^2=(x^2)-(x-1)*4

[@realadrieno]

Eh it’s always fun to hear august say what needs to be said about dhar mann’s increasingly bad skits

[@alexthecat643]

​@@InstagramUser2funni bot

[@demetris8842]

We're not just telling stories, we're changing lives to the worst!

[@nayacarson6989]

🎉🎉🎉

[@WOLF_Tap]

3:31 SHE ABSOLUTELY BURNT HIM Just saw that this was also said in the video

[@jacobsworld7573]

16:18 I love how he didn’t even comment on this scene and just skipped it, it was just that bad

[@wyzolol]

THE SCREAM SOUNDS LIKE "sTOP!"

[@IrieTheGreat]

@@wyzololit is😂

[@ironrevenger9386]

The following scene provided even better commentary so it wasn’t necessary

[@IrieTheGreat]

@@ironrevenger9386 if I were him, I’d skip it too

[@ironrevenger9386]

⁠@@IrieTheGreatDhar Mann should stay FAR away from music 😭

[@Shampaggin]

If I talked to my mom like that at his age, I wouldn't have seen my next birthday. Good Lord.

[@Treysen-gj1jq]

11:31 that is the most hilarious scream I’ve ever heard!

[@bugkasa]

the way the parents humble the kids is so jarring, like wdym taking their ps5 away is gonna make them stop committing crimes 💀

[@dredd5355]

8:51 “but doesn’t it always work” me thinking to myself when has any of there parenting methods worked😂

[@Anna-tm1kd]

We're not just telling stories, we're teaching children the fastest way to skip start and go to jail!

[@Some_Guy6]

And NOT collect 200 money.

[@PlasmaticRoblox]

to be fair if this is real life your not going to give your child a credit card knowing they wouldn't just take smth thats like monthly payment such as a cell phone

[@ItzAdzPlayz]

I like how they always make the kids look bad while the parents basically influenced they could do this, like it’s not really their fault they are kids, if you weren’t expecting them to go past the limit, or doing 1 mistake like what.

[@spingleboygle]

august, i’m geniunely concerned for your mental health. dharmann has made you sound like you’ve went through the french-indian war, revolutionary war, french revolution, civil war, world war 1, world war 2, hiroshima and nagasaki nuclear bombings, cuban missile crisis, vietnam war, ukranian-russian war, and black friday in the 2010s. i think taking a break at this point wouldn’t save you in enough time, we’re too deep into the dharmann barrel. but hey that outro music’s fire what’s it called

[@Reczony]

1:34 and this is aimed at children 🤦

[@ERS127]

Next episode: Mischief Mikey commits vehicular manslaughter

[@snazzysitara]

I swear to GOD, Mikey used to talk like a real person. Reminds me of that episode of the Office where Michael does his Chris Rock impression. What HAPPENED. Edit: Same with the dad around 7:30. He DOES NOT TALK LIKE THAT. They write and direct them to be extra cringey. I've taken such extreme psychic damage... The random Dragon City sponsorship MID-STORY absolutely sent me. I think "what if we tried training and breeding dragons" was the most normal thing that guy said.

[@rebeccahicks2392]

agreed, I think the kid who plays Mikey is actually a good actor, it seems pretty clear that he's being directed to act like that.