Dhar Mann Is Still Promoting Criminal Behavior

[@Harudodo]

Gotta love how the message is basically“be a kid for as long as possible because once you’re an adult your parents can’t get you out of trouble,” as if adults don’t still call their parents for help from time to time

[@EllaMaster]

Gotta love how the message is basically“be a kid for as long as possible because once you’re an adult your parents can’t get you out of trouble,” as if adults don’t still call their parents for help from time to time

[@themoroccanball]

@@EllaMasteryou literally copied Harudodo’s comment

[@tommy_asd]

@@themoroccanballit’s a bot

[@realdragon]

My mom from time to time sends me big packages with home made food

[@hassanahamiduahmed166]

yeah, true. My mom calls her mom whenever something bad is going down. Adults ask 4 help ALL THE TIME, they just try to hide it

[@Flower_Eq]

What normal "life lessons" would be like: "Don't bully people, it is not nice" "Treat people the way you want to be treated" Dharr mann: "Don't bully people because the person you are bullying might be friends with Bill Gates and if you are nice Bill Gates will give you all his money"

[@FlynMaker7]

Exactly

[@Spiralredd]

Couldn't have said it better myself

[@spingleboygle]

true da- wait that joke’s dead

[@EllaMaster]

What normal "life lessons" would be like: "Don't bully people, it is not nice" "Treat people the way you want to be treated" Dharr mann: "Don't bully people because the person you are bullying might be friends with Bill Gates and if you are nice Bill Gates will give you all his money"

[@Flower_Eq]

@@EllaMaster that's what I just said 💀💀

[@Banner16]

Dhar Mann 2021: Girlfriend Cheats On Boyfriend. Dhar Mann 2023: Kid Murders Mom For A Phone.

[@AnekoF90]

2025: Kid blows up the moon because his mom didn't buy him the new GTA 6

[@ChillLemur]

2027: Kid destroys the universe for a skibidi toilet toy

[@irisbeyes2927]

2029: babysitter eats Venus because kid didn't shut up

[@sammalone7881]

The vid ends with mom buying him GTA 6 anyway so he hopefully stays out of trouble.@@AnekoF90

[@JGProductions6581]

2031: kid gets depressed and eats the earth.

[@wil_AV]

The fact the parents don’t go to prison or lose custody at this point is crazy

[@RapFanatic4ever]

I know . Especially cause they let their kids get away with whatever with absolutely 0 consequences

[@hassanahamiduahmed166]

true. The police have been involved many times, and yet, they still don't do anything about it. In real life, the police would get involved, and the parents would most likely lose custody of their kids, at least until they can prove otherwise

[@smitty_werben_jagerman_jensen]

Dhar Mann in 2021: Kids bully autistic brother Dhar Mann in 2024: Kid eats the moon because of rizz

[@BartSimpson-lr8vz]

The fact that mikey and jay have such horrible parents but it's never acknowledged is genuinely infuriating.

[@legendofthemultiverse_5041]

I mean you can have amazing parents and still come out as an evil little shit.

[@feraltaco4783]

Yeah, if he was really trying to tell life changing stories, he needs to address the criminal behavior and crappy parenting.

[@NothingPerson44]

If Dhar Mann truly was trying to teach life lesson and change lives, he should probably address more logically into criminal behavioral actions or thoughts, and ACTUALLY teach other kids to be aware of bad parenting situations. Because bad parenting is something that is actually a major problem in society and it is something that Dhar Mann can truly make a difference with. But sadly that’s not the case with his lessons.

[@qty1315]

I like that her punishment for her kid asking her to spend money more freely is for the kid to have $1000 to spend for a day.

[@amandapanda5087]

Yeah, that's what Dhar should make his viewers more aware of, that and the criminal behavior of course. This is sending a bad message to an impressionable audience

[@helloiwanttootakeoverthewo3217]

Promoting pedophila twice in one year is crazy the fact parents let people watch dhar mann is crazy

[@Nicoluvrs]

Dhar Mann promoted it before?

[@zanet4t]

Assuming those girls are 18, and those are ""suppose"" to be middle schoolers (11-13) that's just gross.

[@Nicoluvrs]

@@zanet4t that’s disgusting

[@HeartEllis]

​@@zanet4tno,not this time. I think the other person meant before this

[@AnekoF90]

​@@Nicoluvrsdon't forget the video where sniperwofl, a 30 y/o woman, was acting in a middle school or some shit like that

[@garbagegremlins4707]

As a hot take: I’m pretty sure it’s not a great thing to teach children that the second you hit 18 you cannot rely on your support system at all. Sure as a kid grows up we want them to be more independent but calling your parents (or another supportive party) when you messed up big time is not admitting defeat. It’s using the support network you have and being an adult enough to swallow your pride and be accountable that you messed up

[@azuradawn5683]

I was thinking that too.. But on the list of 1000 things wrong with the video, I see why that didn't make it into the reaction lol..

[@TheCommanderTaco]

I don't see that as a hot take, especially with how our economy is going lol. It used to be looked down upon for adults to still be living with their parents. I remember back in middle school I didn't fully participate in some assignment where we had to imagine we had a dream job and budget it. Don't remember what I did, but I was trying to look at it more realistically then imaginatively lol. I remember the librarian and principal talked to me afterwards since they thought I was a bright student asked me why I didn't give myself more money. They asked " you don't want to get stuck living at home do you"? Then I think the Principal brought up the movie "failure to launch" up with the librarian. They both laughed and the focus of the conversation ended up shifting away from me. Funny thing is recently I finally watched that movie and I would argue the protagonist characters who are living at home are more successful then I have ever been lol. Point is we now live in a day and age where living at home is perfectly acceptable because the housing situation is just ridiculous lol.

[@gabriellejacquiet9925]

Not a hot take at all. This is just normal I would say. Sure you have to be independent but if you're in real troubles why wouldn't you be able to ask them for support? It's like Dhar Mann isn't a real human and just some kind of AI bot or he lives under a rock.

[@daughterofyith5393]

Absolutely not a hot take. Even when kids move out, start earning their own money, a lot of things can happen that they've never had to deal with before. I'm 36 and I still go to my mum for advice sometimes.

[@lightningtail97]

I agree. I was thinking the same thing.

[@Always100AlwaysStrong]

“🤡I’ve got a SUPER HOT idea for you Michael! Stop talking!🤡” That was genuinely an awesome impression and probably -one of my- the only favorite -quotes- quote in the entirety of Dhar Man Plague.

[@hyperten5906]

jay is like the only kid here that actually acts like a kid, at least most of the time

[@user-th7lu2yf7n]

i agree lmaooooo it made me genuinely laugh

[@mrmemes170]

"kid refuses to commit crime, gets dragged to hell by satan himself"

[@-Ventrix-]

What happens next is shocking

[@TimBitzzz-o4d]

Ft. SSSniperwolf

[@swordfischent.1677]

also Ft. dhar man

[@ms.blooddiamond3857]

This episode was infuriating. This is ENTIRELY the parents' fault! They changed the rules every three seconds. They said the kids could do ANYTHING they wanted. These boys are like 13. Then, when they did relent & call her, she HUNG UP! These parents suck. They should be in trouble, & their kids should be in therapy. Also is "Mischeif Mikey" just like fully in a gang now, or...?

[@martinajunkers4315]

Why are you so upset? At this stage, Godzilla and Snow White are more likely to happen than anything in DM's videos.

[@ms.blooddiamond3857]

@@martinajunkers4315 I'm not upset, like personally. I'm literally just giving my opinion on an insane video.

[@cameroncole06]

Is it just me or that Mikey's mom treats him like shit and clearly has a favorite? Also Jay's mom too.

[@ms.blooddiamond3857]

@@cameroncole06 1000% I know what you mean. I honestly didn't remember Jay's mom had another kid😭 But absolutely, Mikey's mother plays favourites as if she's a toxic boy mom & Mikey is the daughter

[@cameroncole06]

@@ms.blooddiamond3857 Let's not forget she left her son in a cell with a grown ass man for him to "have his way" with Mikey.

[@t1mburt0nsdandruff]

I love how the boys were just bragging about their VR girlfriends to Jay’s mother and didn’t get punished for playing a game CLEARLY MADE for adults.

[@AnekoF90]

It's just a game, bro. Don't act like you've never played GTA or something like that when you were a kid. 🤷‍♂️

[@JamToast89]

literally me who hasnt played gta@@AnekoF90

[@t1mburt0nsdandruff]

@@AnekoF90 I never played GTA, thank you very much, I played Roblox. GTA shouldn’t have been played by kids, but playing a game where you drink alcohol and have girlfriends isn’t kid friendly, nor should it be supported. Especially since they are 13 year olds. Believe it or not, p0rn has ruined people’s innocence more than violence did. Violent video games don’t make people violent, but p0rn has ruined any chance of people having relationships that’s more than just bedroom activities. The mother is horrible for letting her MIDDLE SCHOOLER son and his friends be adults for a day and letting them play an inappropriate game that’s not for their age demographic.

[@The-rr8ze]

@@AnekoF90 pfp checks out

[@AnekoF90]

@@The-rr8ze k

[@NehemiahRants]

We’re not just telling stories we’re teaching kids to be criminals.

[@SussyGabrielOFFICIAL]

I’m better than AugustTheDuck

[@KooperTrooper6900]

@@SussyGabrielOFFICIALalright among us profile picture

[@InstagramUser2]

Prove that this formula is true: (x-2)^2=(x^2)-(x-1)*4

[@evelinamariee]

​@@KooperTrooper6900its a bot ignore it

[@Rigbygenic]

I love the fact my children want to watch this 😂

[@oZqdiac]

Methods of watching Dhar Mann videos: Dhar Mann - Cringe characters and lines - Gets some random drunk guy off the streets to write the scripts - Goofy ahh montages - No actual life lessons, instead kids commit crimes and are not punished - No actual human comments, just bots that Dhar Mann pays for to write positive comments AugustTheDuck - Points out the terrible script writing - Skips the goofy ahh music and speeds up the montage - Actually does his videos - Is not cringe - Has comments by humans

[@Lesboy_Futch]

We all know who is better Hint: begins with A

[@Algueen]

@@Lesboy_Futch *D

[@NobleRanger_]

AugustTheDuck > Dhar Mann

[@holycrappycats]

dhar man > augustTheDuck

[@N3gativeR3FLUX]

@@holycrappycats u serious?

[@fazediscovery5]

I love how in real life no working middle-class parent would give a 1000 dollars to their teenage kid and friends just to prove a point or to teach them a lesson

[@bawsaq..]

she even said ‘1 dollar an hour extra doesnt mean you can go and spend it all’ 😭😭

[@Solvita_]

I find it hilarious how they are supposedly good parents but they raised kids who immediately commit multiple crimes with horrible morals within a few hours to a day. The worst I could do is get lost or lose the card, hell at ten I didn't even know how to order online let alone operate a car

[@tonyoliver2167]

Lool true words. At ten I didn't even have a mobile phone 😂 in fact coming to think of it, I had loads of fun as a kid with as little tech influence as possible. Sure I played GTA San Andreas, Manhunt and other timeless classics, but I also had unparalleled fun outside all the time. It's crazy how most of us completely lose the majority of our playful imagination as we age. I remember the exact age when I couldn't have fun playing with toy cars and toy soldiers anymore 😅

[@dantdmfangamingrich9802]

I’m surprised how Jayden and Jay’s older brother came out normal while the other kids are criminals

[@NothingPerson44]

@@dantdmfangamingrich9802 Favoritism is my guess.

[@RapFanatic4ever]

Exactly

[@randomRobloxguy7723]

Same bro, they are too spoiled. I never knew how to do stuff like this like make transactions or literally start driving at that age. The max I could go is screwing up over something or breaking a vase

[@realazee]

And the thing is this isn’t even a life lesson, the one thing they did wrong are things they could’ve handled if they were legally adults (driving and calling a bank to report a lost credit card), a lost credit card would be nothing more but a minor inconvenience for a real 21 year old who was just handed money so this whole thing kinda proved the kids point. The free money do whatever is just a terrible idea to begin with though

[@kyekruchoski1457]

of course its not a life lesson they didnt even get punished they ran from cops used up a extra 200 almost killed themself and a stranger and to top it all off got the keep their electronics their parents rewarded them in the end after this REWARDED THEM wtf is this do illegal shit gain the ability to go on electronics amazing amazing honestly best take ive ever seen great dhar man video gotta hand it to the writers for this one

[@TheCommanderTaco]

It was all because Mikey suggested they not call the mom and admit defeat. Even if they were 21 it still wouldn't be legal to drive unless they had their license, but that wouldn't have even been necessary had they been able to report the card stolen. Which now that I think about it confuses me lol. The kid was clearly able to check how much they spent, so wouldn't thar mean he was on whatever app the card was linked to. He should have been able to report the card missing from there ( unless he needed some type of code that was being sent to the mother, but then that would be even worse since she is trying to teach them about money and just leaves it out for anyone to take lol). Yes I would believe most kids ( not Mikey) would know how to work an app for a card. The amount of kids I see with a cash app card now in days lol.

[@metademetra]

Actually, as children, they still have ONE option available to them: bumming $6 off someone and *taking the bus!*

[@JGProductions6581]

At least they were punished the previous times.

[@EllaMaster]

And the thing is that isn’t even a life lesson, the one thing they did wrong are things they could’ve handled if they were legally adults (driving and calling a bank to report a lost credit card), a lost credit card would be nothing more but a minor inconvenience for a real 21 year old who was just handed money so this whole thing kinda proved the kids point. The free money do whatever is just a terrible idea to begin with though

[@audreyparmenter2000]

The thing that the parents don't get is that even when grown up, children call their parents for help. For example, my sister, an ADULT, injured herself by accident while making food, and SHE CALLED MY FATHER FOR HELP! THAT... The parents went too far in this whole becoming an adult thing. If they wanted their kids to get a taste of adulthood, I think they should have started small. Also, are we in a universe where Jayden doesn't exist?

[@ninar9664]

Jayden is too smart for this, he’d say it’s stupid and just do his own thing

[@audreyparmenter2000]

Ah, yes. You are right.

[@Some_Guy6]

@@audreyparmenter2000 I know right?! I can ALWAYS call my parents if something happened and i can always 100% count on their help and being there for me.

[@JGProductions6581]

I guess maybe Jayden was not home during the events of this video or he was inside the room the whole time.

[@audreyparmenter2000]

Honestly, I wouldn't blame Jayden if he said, "Nope! Bye, guys." ​⁠

[@00ZQN]

7:42 Did i just hear a middle aged man say "word!". WHY IS THIS IN THE SCRIPT? WHY IS THERE A GROWN ADULT TRYING TO SAY SLANG THAT HE PROBABLY DOESN'T UNDERSTAND BUT SAYS IT ANYWAYS SINCE ITS WHAT THE KIDS NOW ARE SAYING JUST TO SEEM RELATEABLE?

[@stefanmadethen5359]

shouldve said "true~!"

[@ironrevenger9386]

@@stefanmadethen5359Facts with a head motion would also work

[@AkSpamson]

And he's saying it around adults who also don't know what it means and don't think it's cool

[@joemarielmejia9039]

19:31 realistically the mom would be arrested for negligence

[@operez070]

Also, the mom would only "punish" Jay since she is not the mom of Mikey and Noah

[@Sophie-e6c]

We’re not just telling stories, we’re increasing crime rates!

[@chillcapsaicin6109]

you're damn right user

[@BirdsAreCool-mx7eb]

Yup

[@VDOTU5]

Dang 🤣🤣🤣

[@EllaMaster]

We’re not just telling stories, we’re increasing crime rates!

[@CharlesChristinaWH]

He only had the mom dress as a nurse because he got head for not explaining parents jobs So instead of him actually showing her being a nurse or explaining how hard being a nurse can be with a grueling job, he just puts her in a nurse suit like "so you see I put her in a nurse suit so I'm winning"

[@McTonk2]

imagine the ki- "adults" get in danger but are too scared to admit defeat that they don't call for help. Also just because you're 21, you still need a license to drive... and it seems that Mikey forgot that they aren't legally 21 meaning they aren't 21 to anyone else.

[@madamefluffy4788]

This has to be the worst depiction of a mother ever. Not only is she turning a blind eye to the fact her kid (and his friends) are playing a virtual game that is clearly not meant for children; but allows her son to demand more money from her because she got a pay raise. Also, the Forever Young song they're singing is the one by Alphaville - not Rod Stewart (making the song even more obscure).

[@commscan314]

2:45 Inaccurate, none of the girls had furry, catgirl, or anime avatars. Also none of them were femboys.

[@Big_Ballz11111]

Shame

[@mliny]

can't believe i laughed at this

[@commscan314]

@@mliny I mean, I'm not wrong. VRChat is filled with that sort.

[@thashaayenimuralitharan6117]

Dhar mann be like: We're not just telling stories, we're teaching kids how to hijack planes

[@Cow29389]

We're not just telling stories, we're teaching kids to fly into the World trade center

[@eeveeofalltrades4780]

The most unrealistic part of that story is that they were able to rent a limo and still had a considerable amount of money left.

[@SammyChristianGuy]

Nahhh for REALL! Limo renting is like expensive! How they doing this exactly💀

[@olamideadekojo5558]

I am not trying to support this but- On average, you can expect to pay anywhere from $75 to $200 per hour for a basic limo rental, with prices varying depending on the factors .

[@realdragon]

Honestly there's only so much you can buy with 1000 bucks as a kid. I probably would order few pizzas and then don't know what else to do

[@hassanahamiduahmed166]

true

[@brodypurcell1687]

@@realdragon I’d probably save it all up then invest

[@rogerdrew3453]

If Mikey kills someone in a video, I can practically imagine the following: Mikey (and probably Jay) get into some dumb situation wherein they come up on a weapon, likely a gun. Mikey does something completely idiotic with the weapon and it irritates an innocent bystander, this escalating the situation. The bystander threatens Mikey (and Jay)'s life, thus he is forced to use the weapon to kill the bystander. Mikey (and Jay) are terrified and traumatized, so they run away. The cops show up at Mikey's door. His mom answers and the cops relay the information they have. They take Mikey into custody. Mikey confesses what happened and explains that, under the circumstances, he felt threatened and had to take the action he did. Then, it is revealed that the entire scenario was a setup and that the life lesson was not to fuck around with weapons (or strangers). Mikey (and Jay) face no punishment whatsoever. Roll credits.

[@Pixel_pursuit3426]

Spot on

[@KobeRogers-vw8nx]

Here another One they get involved in a hit and run incident and get no punishment. Like bro

[@GeneralKenobiYouAreABold1]

Yeah well if the other guy threatened to kill Mikey and jay, then I’d say they killed him in self defense.

[@guineaidk]

@@GeneralKenobiYouAreABold1 Thats true

[@hassanahamiduahmed166]

Watch Dhar Mann ACTUALLY make this into a video. 6 months, or mid-2025, tops

[@orange33340]

The fact that these three are committing numerous crimes and get no punishment is geniunely infuriating to no end. Dhar Mann is basically telling kids to commit crimes

[@NothingPerson44]

Technically in my opinion, it is mainly Mikey and Jay agreeing to committing the crimes and Noah just dragging himself into them. Noah could’ve back out at any point just like Jayden does all the time, but he just remains quiet and inadvertently joins in anyway. And also, i am just so confused at this point, but why is Noah still hanging out with these two?! His character redemption was already demolished in the Noah’s Arc series by remaining friends with them anyway after realizing how much of a bad friendship he is in with them. But in episodes like these, I feel like Noah is SMART enough to know that Mikey and Jay are an enormously bad influence on him and he shouldn’t be hanging out with them anyway, yet he still does! I really don’t get it!

[@NothingPerson44]

@sirgothnerd9297 Who was Derek again? Sorry for asking but I forgot who that was.

[@NothingPerson44]

@sirgothnerd9297 Oh yeah!! I remember that kid now! That kid was a really good actor honestly! And I liked him a lot! I wonder what happened to him and why hasn’t he been in any video recently?

[@NothingPerson44]

@sirgothnerd9297 Ah I see.

[@GoldWristX]

@@NothingPerson44 nah fr

[@Mr.Wheatiscool]

"Black dont crack" what😳

[@BeIla_for_you]

"Asian don't raisin"

[@IamDASH]

@@BeIla_for_youno it’s “Asian don’t raisin” lol

[@BeIla_for_you]

@@IamDASH something don't wrinkle

[@PORTAL4C]

White don't bite

[@MrSwirlman]

I just basically means black people look young and white peoples age show (it’s more of a joking term than an insult)

[@Divine.Prince]

“Technically, what about legally” 🗣️⁉️⁉️⁉️🤨🤨🔥🔥💯💯💯💯⁉️⁉️ 15:42

[@yashsinghal403]

Legality is out the window by now (come on its a dhar mann video)

[@gregbrown8881]

Okay that ending is beyond stupid. It's one thing to let the kids go back to playing online instead of going outside, but she fully knows that the kids are just using the headsets to try and hook up with strangers in VR: strangers who also happen to be a little too old for them. That's just weird, especially with all 3 of them in the same room. I think the mom should have said something about how unhealthy and potentially dangerous that whole situation is.

[@pinklemonade8320]

I don't think the VR girls are supposed to be real strangers. I think it's just like an offline VR dating sim

[@LuckyWolfUnleashed]

ai

[@_-ZZZ-_]

Jay and Mikey's moms both know their children are literally criminals 💀 So why are they surprised they went crazy???

[@Madscientist4567]

Jay and Mikey's moms are bad parents!

[@menzel17]

So let's say Dhar Mann actually managed to sell his channel to be on TV or something. Like imagine you're just chilling and suddenly a Dhar Mann show ad shows up and is like "watch this silly goose commit domestic violence so he can learn it's not ok, only on Dhar Dhar TV"

[@KyleoftheViridianForest]

If I were to see Dhar Mann TV I'd straight up die of laughter on the spot.

[@oZqdiac]

Or an ad “Come watch jay and mikey commit war crimes and get a light slap on the wrist for it featuring noah’s cringe ass dad and Kai cenat fanum tax rizzler sigma gyatt ohio skibidi tv man

[@dreamofficial4152]

​@@oZqdiaclmaoo 😂😂

[@Ohiowildlifevideos]

@@oZqdiac”rizzing up skibidi toilet level 3 gyatts in Ohio at 3 am

[@hikaris_hairclip]

13:00 ik this wasn’t the case when this vid was posted but now this song is trending on tiktok so it’s famous and know by teenagers

[@unicornpupart]

gosh dang it

[@hikaris_hairclip]

@ what’s wrong

[@unicornpupart]

@@hikaris_hairclip i hate when social media populizes a song like before it was great now it just ruins everything because it gets seen to the wrong people they ruined cotton eye joe now this 😭😭 whyyyy

[@hikaris_hairclip]

@@unicornpupart true but it’s not always the wrong people.

[@unicornpupart]

@@hikaris_hairclip yeah ik

[@L4nay8745]

5:01 As a 13-year-old, i’m down bad, but not *that* down bad.

[@Butter-Production]

Same

[@deeznutz629]

hard pfp 🔥

[@iceeblueburst03]

We can all agree to blame Jay’s mother for this stupid idea. 💀

[@zierragacha5089]

And Mikey's mother

[@yattzz69]

and whoever wrote the script

[@watermelonindianboi]

Agreed and the person that made Noah’s dad character

[@iceeblueburst03]

@@watermelonindianboi Jeez, didn’t know Noah’s dad had a new actor.

[@yag-yet_another_gamer]

@@yattzz69 and their mum

[@shyfoxfeatherhere6446]

"No Kathy! WE ARN'T GOING TO ABUSE OUR KIDS AGAIN" "But doesn't it always work?" Good massage Dar dar

[@fallonfireblade4404]

Dude, I hadn't gotten to that point in the video yet and I thought this was a joke 😭

[@LightningFlower5]

Why do these parents expect their children to behave like adults. They’re Children! How should they know! Isn’t it the parent’s job to teach their kids how to be responsible adults? Instead of actually teaching them, these parents are just setting their kids up for failure!

[@AnekoF90]

Let's not let our kids have a childhood. Let's show them how real life really works, putting them to work in a 9-5 while studying and having to do a bunch of chores at home. 😃👍

[@exot1c_dark066]

@@AnekoF90i mean school in a ways, is preparing us for 9-5

[@Ilikesceptile11]

​@@exot1c_dark066yeah, it's preparing us. Not throwing us head first into it

[@DemonDoesGacha]

5:27 PUT YOUR HAND DOWN

[@julianjet]

Okay but, are they not gonna let them be appropriately punished for what they did? Dhar Mann could actually never.

[@karaoconnoraliasraidra]

Quick note- That wasn’t “Forever Young” by Rod Stewart they were singing; it was “Forever Young” by Alphaville. They may have the same title, but they’re very different songs.

[@daftoptimist]

That song picked up renewed popularity in the early 2000s, when I was a teenager and it was in the movie “Napoleon Dynamite.” If nowadays teens watched that movie, that’d probably be their intro to the song as well.

[@Felice_Enellen]

It's worse than that. At some point he refers to him as "Rob Stewart".

[@VoltFall]

I thought it was forever young by intial d

[@CometMasonTrucker]

I know Forever Young from Jay-Z’s “Young Forever”

[@geofff.3343]

Almost hit your car isn't hit your car. Calling the cops might be a bad move. Those kids are A.) Dealing with an angry stranger. B.) In possession of a vehicle they barely know how to operate. The chances that they panic and run you down fleeing and then panic more is non-zero.

[@WhitePigeon1986]

Who calls the police for a near miss?!

[@jamesaustin1988]

I don't think they called the police for a near-miss, rather that the drivers were underaged.

[@НиколаСтаменковић]

​I don't think that someone will get out from the car because of near miss .​@@jamesaustin1988

[@coast_to_coast_photos]

I the guy only called 911 once he saw that there were three underage children illegally driving a motor vehicle on public roads.

[@abcba593]

I feel like Dhar Mann thinks all families are one of two things. The first is that they are driving a luxury car and that money isn't a problem, and the second is that they are dirt poor and have nothing. It's like he lives in some kind of alternate universe.

[@izzieb.2926]

"It's like he lives in an alternate universe" Hmmmm.......that's actually not a bad idea. What if someone were to take the concepts of the dhar mann universe and turned it into a legit psychological horror/thriller where someone is trapped in an alternate dimension from which they have to find a way to escape to the real world? Ngl, I'd watch that

[@1puk3g1itter]

I'm not part of the dhar mann fam, but I remember 2020/21 dhar mann. I used to keep his videos in the background while doing school projects late at night. Exactly as August said, about 10 minute long videos where a generic character learned a not particularly inspiring lesson. They weren't in any way fun or stimulating, but they were somewhat entertaining and kept my brain awake while working. The videos he does now are just... so far away from any real life situation ever, that only a child could perceive them as actually interesting or useful or whatever. It's not like I "miss the old dhar mann", but it certainly wasn't as bad as this. It just keeps getting worse and I'm sure he will eventually sell off his channel

[@unicornpupart]

same lol now i literally cannot watch his new videos without there being critism from other youtubers like august imagine if he makes a sitcom 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@bld-11]

14:52 first of all they did not spend 700 dollars, they spent 1,700 Anyone who has an online bank account knows that when you are in the negatives that means you spent money you bascially don't have, dhar man clearly doesn't understand how banking works. I said this in the sniperwolf period video but because of all that happened not just in that video but in several other videos like this, I genuinely think the authorities need to look into dhar man, either that or youtube seriously needs to stop messing around and ban dhar man immediately

[@bld-11]

@JuliaWhite-sp3qo if you watch the sniper wolf video that came out around November or October. dhar man, a 40 year old man, made a video about periods, and the video is beyond disgusting and inappropriate

[@Arwa-san]

​@@bld-11 frfr

[@viviennemorgan7217]

we're not just telling stories, we're teaching kids to lie about their ages.

[@viviennemorgan7217]

what's next kids lied about being adults.

[@Idkwhattonamethisaccount-r1q]

Perfectly common

[@viviennemorgan7217]

@@Idkwhattonamethisaccount-r1q what really 😲.

[@EllaMaster]

we're not just telling stories, we're teaching kids to lie about their ages.

[@viviennemorgan7217]

@@EllaMaster true that's very true

[@Flowermations]

What the video should actually be called: TERRIBLE mom, CRAZY mom, & CRINGEY HIP dad allow their sons do whatever they want for 24 hours without supervision, they do NOT live to regret it! (as the blame is put entirely on the children even though it was their parents own stupid idea to let them run around unsupervised)

[@salmascreativitypen4489]

Agreed, their parents put them put to it yet blamed their children.

[@Flowermations]

@@salmascreativitypen4489 You know Dhar Mann is predictable when you know the kids are gonna get blamed for driving the other kid´s mom´s car to get the lost credit card lol

[@salmascreativitypen4489]

@@Flowermations True hehe.

[@Coolharry64]

There should actually be a series about a cringy hip mom who likes to get with the trends & doesn't even focus on their kids

[@salmascreativitypen4489]

@@Coolharry64 Agreed, kind of like Penelope’s mom.

[@JeremyPickett]

I can't. I just can't. I wasn't that stupid when I was ten, and none of my classmates or cohort were either. Naive is one thing, actual stupidity is another. This goes in the dumpster fire.

[@NopeNaw]

"If you're not gonna treat me like a 21 year old" Kid, when you're 21 you'll be treated like a 21 year old whether you want it or not.

[@Arwa-san]

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[@ForsakenButter]

I love this channel because it gives me some thing interesting to listen to, has good editing, and unlike every other damn “story” thing I find is like a hour and thirty minutes line but this is like 10 minutes each, the BEST.😊

[@flameshock1013]

One thing that really annoys me about that intro scene is the fact that the girls have to ask if those boys are 21 simply because Jay remarks that he doesn't like alcohol. I get that it's taking place in a virtual reality simulation and isn't real, but has Dhar Mann really never met adults who don't drink? I'm 21 and I vowed to never drink alcohol, so this feels like a slap in the face to me because it's pretty much saying that you have to drink to be considered an adult. And I don't think I need to explain why that's a very concerning message to tell.

[@pinklemonade8320]

I think it was implied that the reason the girls asked that is because Jay spits out the drink as if he's never tried alcohol before and then says alcohol is the one thing he doesn’t like about being an adult, which is weird phrasing if you're, you know, an adult

[@ninavale.]

ah, yes once you're legal you can't ever ask parents for help or have a support system. you're on your own, buddy. aside from the obvious criminal acts, this is such a horrible message to give kids. and it's supporting toxic family relationships. Mikey's mom really starts giving me the vibes of a mother, who has the "once they're 18 I'm done with them" mindset about kids. because she didn't really want to be a mother and didn't plan for kids, but they happened and now she feels resentful that she can't live the life she wants to. and seeing how her husband is verbally abusive and not always there...there's no wonder Mikey acts out the way he does. Kids tend to do that, when they've got troubled home life. also. If these kids really got arrested by the cops, it wouldn't be them calling the parents. it'd be the police because cops can't arrest and intorregate minors without the legal guardian being present. and if the parents said they're not gonna come bc kids are adults(at 14) and that they just lkeft them to their own devices, police would probably have to inform child protective services, because the parents are neglectful and incompetent. but you won't see that in Dhar Dhar's universe. Because laws and rationality doesn;t exist there.

[@justyouraveragecorgi]

Someone needs to write a dhar mann fanfic where all these kids move out at 18 and get their life togrther after realising their oarents fucked em up 😭

[@alphawolf2638]

Nothing like making the children of the future afraid to grow up thinking they're not allowed to ask for guidence because "They're an adult now!"

[@samaustin339]

Bad mother tells her kids she wants nothing to do with them after they turn 18; you won’t believe what happens next. (They both go NC, she never meets her grandchildren, and she rots in a nursing home)

[@justyouraveragecorgi]

@@samaustin339 Too realistic, instead Dhar Mann gives her 5 million dollars and everyone claps

[@AkSpamson]

I don't think Dahr Mann's smart enough to write a character that well

[@Tanner-fm1of]

Just the he be tripping line at 8:22. Should get dhar Mann locked up for life

[@RileyGrainger-su8kh]

22:13 "I got a hot girl waiting for me baby Haha yea yea" had me dead

[@LadyJennyfer75]

6:15 If I talked like this to my parents, I would end up in a STRICT boarding or military school. Did Dhar Mann talk to his folks like this? I dont think that was Rod Stewarts "Forever Young"; I have heard that song a billion times and this sounded different.

[@HazelnutHotChocolate]

What an amazing life lesson - Parents should just pay their child to leave them alone and then when they get into trouble, just put them in the virtual world and forget about them! If my parent did that to me, I’d steal a car! Also the intro of this video was possibly the worst cringe I’ve ever felt!

[@AnekoF90]

Steal a car? I'd go to the nearest place and steal a console, which would be way more profitable. A car is easy for the owner to recover. The console isn't

[@Idkwhattonamethisaccount-r1q]

Find help Wulfric

[@desaug]

i would go to the bank and withdraw the 1k and pretend i spent it all

[@Shampaggin]

If I talked to my mom like that at his age, I wouldn't have seen my next birthday. Good Lord.

[@PoeticNugget]

I don’t know how August is still sane. He watches, edits, and posts reviews for Dhar Mann videos so much I’m worried for his mental health.

[@SussyGabrielOFFICIAL]

I’m better than AugustTheDuck

[@RealScarletCat]

@@SussyGabrielOFFICIALare you sure about that 🤔

[@alexthecat643]

​@@RealScarletCatit's a bot

[@nerdsam4825]

He's a duck simple

[@alexthecat643]

​@@SussyGabrielOFFICIALskedadle on outta here ya gooberish bot

[@Starrau]

August, your whole relationship with dharmann is, "I don't exactly hate you, but if you were on fire and I had water, I'd drink it."

[@Smilesproductions16]

11:50 sounds like season 3 gumball when he gets excited

[@nationalinstituteofcheese3012]

They can complain about their children but they don’t even realize kids aren’t born disrespectful and rude.

[@ghettolicerx2]

Ty. Some kids are terrible. Blame the parents

[@viviennemorgan7217]

blame the karens.

[@AnekoF90]

Well, some of them are born and are annoying as fuck, and not even because of bad parenting, they just are for no reason. But that's just a minority. 👍

[@CountCocofang]

@user-uo4ro8jo4i Eh, I wouldn't entirely co-sign that. Children are more impulsive and have less of a filter. Because they have yet to learn and develop the necessary cognitive capabilities to regulate their emotions and behavior. But they are also somewhat blank slates (at least to some extent) that can be conditioned in any direction. Rough circumstances make it much more difficult and less likely that the child will develop into a functioning and healthy direction. But it's never impossible that somebody, despite all kinds of negative influences, comes out with a few scars but overall fine. There are children that have horrible backgrounds and act the part, so you go "Well, what do you expect ..." but there are also ones that can surprise you with how well they are set up despite so many things working against them. So children aren't disrespectful and rude by default, it's an individual thing. But parents obviously have a huge influence on their child's development and can sometimes actually ruin it.

[@nationalinstituteofcheese3012]

@user-uo4ro8jo4iThat’s what I’m saying. The parents are useless yet complain their kids aren’t better

[@Surgemaster2012]

What's even weirder is Noah's dad character changed from where we first saw him in the store episode. Also for me rhai biggest missed opportunity is the fact Dhar never addressed how bad Mikey and Jay's parents are in how they go about punishing their kids, Jay's mom wasn't as bad here since she only went with the idea because Mikey's mom pressured her into it, but still. It does genuinely seem at this point the parents enjoy punishing their kids. I also want to note that Mikeys character was inspired by Greg Heffley, so that could also be why they are running with them being this way. I also wonder if Jay has ODD as his behavior really comes off that way, if that's the case this is the worst way to go about it.

[@ItsSoBadBruh]

More importantly, in "Noah's Arc" episode 1, Noah's dad wasn't even Noah's dad. Noah's dad was actually a teacher, along with other past Dhar Mann videos 💀 it shows how messed up the acting is in those videos.

[@Yesunfortunately-r1x]

Speaking of Noah, he's literally gotten less sensible from the first video of the trio. He went from being a good kid, to letting Jay and Mikey spend the night in his dad's store after they pressured and bribed him, and now he's practically like Jay and Mikey. He literally got turned into a bad kid from Jay and Mikey's bad influence on him and Dhar Mann literally admitted the 2 were a bad influence to Noah, Noah stopped letting them mess with him, and in the end they reunited

[@JerseyWolf]

I mean it kind of makes sense that since Mikey can talk himself out of anything, his mom can talk anyone into doing anything.

[@JGProductions6581]

Not even Greg would do this. He may be a jerk but he’s not that bad of a jerk.

[@NothingPerson44]

@@Yesunfortunately-r1xFINALLY!! THANK YOU!! I WAS WAITING FOR SOMEBODY ELSE TO AGREE WITH WHAT I WAS THINKING!! Yeah!! They really have destroyed Noah’s character I think ever since all of these mini series started. Noah before was a great and intelligent kid, and I figured that if his character stay the same and actually had a good redemption, in his Arc series he would have ended the friendship completely with Jay and Mikey and go along with his life with other people who would give him much preferable and safer influences on him. But nope, he is literally written to become the bad boy and inadvertently join Mikey and Jay in all of their dangerous and criminal shenanigans. I am so glad I am not the only one.

[@Blazexiao]

If I had a nickel each time dhar man made videos that promote criminal behavior I’d be a millionaire

[@gregbrown8881]

Or at least a thousand dollars, which is practically the same thing.

[@yag-yet_another_gamer]

@@gregbrown8881 a thousandaire, or as 12 year olds know them, a trillionaire

[@Ohiowildlifevideos]

@@gregbrown8881at least according to Mikey mouse clubhouse

[@Idkwhattonamethisaccount-r1q]

Actually you’d have zero. It’s not promotion.

[@yag-yet_another_gamer]

@@Ohiowildlifevideos it used to be a funhouse, but now it's full of evil clowns (sorry not sorry)

[@RavenRose1987]

If I ever held out my hand and said "cough up the money" when I learned my mom got a raise I would be out on the streets immediately

[@WOLF_Tap]

3:31 SHE ABSOLUTELY BURNT HIM Just saw that this was also said in the video

[@alolanvulpix2848]

We're not just telling stories, we're putting kids in jail!

[@Im.Rae.]

What happened next is shocking, And that reason dhar man fam is because he didnt go to jail he got off the hook

[@SussyGabrielOFFICIAL]

I’m better than AugustTheDuck

[@InstagramUser2]

Prove that this formula is true: (x-2)^2=(x^2)-(x-1)*4

[@alexthecat643]

​@@InstagramUser2another bot?

[@alexthecat643]

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[@khemasanine]

We’re not just telling stories we’re teaching kids to commit crimes!

[@Stillrandom8]

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[@TheEmeraldSwordMusic]

These comments are not funny anymore...do what you like but I don't like 'em...

[@pizzaman2298]

@@TheEmeraldSwordMusic I don't think bro cares if you like it or not

[@KNA31_3]

​@@pizzaman2298I don't think bro cares if u say that

[@TheEmeraldSwordMusic]

​@KNA31_3 yeah I just wanted to say my two cents respectfully

[@IHateGenAlpha2008]

9:58 The first part GOT ME

[@irileyxmusic]

5:06 THANK YOU FOR SAYING THAT CAUSE I WAS ALSO THINKING HOW THE GAME LOGIC DOESNT MAKE SENSE! Like either that is the most Complex And Advanced game to where NPC’s are able to Ask you Questions that portray to the topic almost perfectly and creepily Or it would be a pre-recorded game and the Game writers are sick pedo’s cause why would you include that question if you werent Expecting minors to play that game-

[@Happy-American]

14:16 I thought the parents threatened to take away their VR headsets if they fail the challenge

[@yashsinghal403]

That would've been good tho

[@Natelathotep]

Dhar Mann's next video: "Mischief Mikey kills teacher to skip test. What happens next is shocking."

[@ClaudetteVioletta]

19:18 Also, the mother said that if they called, the deal would be over. She never said she couldn't help them

[@yashsinghal403]

True that

[@doriangrayshusband549]

Being at least 16 doesn’t automatically mean you can legally drive a car either -you have to have a license?? But they didn’t say anything about that when they were considering driving the car-

[@Treysen-gj1jq]

11:31 that is the most hilarious scream I’ve ever heard!

[@Zer02Deaths]

You tricked me into becoming suicidal.

[@FnafFan-f7o]

4:07 I CANT WITH MIKEY😂😂😂😂

[@renamon5658]

We're not just telling stories, we're teaching kids bad lessons

[@ghettolicerx2]

What can go wrong

[@ghettolicerx2]

Lol

[@Mathivich]

Bro I got ass beating.

[@h.a.s.7612]

21:13 *EXCELLENT POINT*

[@sgtgreenhaze]

I like how Dhar Mann is telling kids not to rely on their parents, even when they are adults

[@GoobWoober]

16:40 "Rob Stewart" 🤣🤣

[@Fikiwad]

6:50, maybe for shows like courage, the cowardly dog, and sponge bob, but steven universe is legendary, and you can't convince me otherwise

[@CaesarPlaYz]

We're not just telling stories we're making criminals.

[@nashsanadiki3104]

cant wait for chris hansen to ask Dhar Mann to take a seat xD

[@thefoxolotl]

We're not just telling stories, we're impressioning crimes.

[@alexeggleston3090]

That has literally been the exact theme of Dhar Mann most of the year at this point. I am actually worried if Dhar Mann is even okay at all, you would have to be crazy to think this video makes sense for his channel.

[@m.mccormick0]

7:36 Hello, fellow kids

[@Oscar92839]

7:18 as an Australian everyone and their moms dream of going to Bali cuz it’s next door, cheap, and MOTORBIKES

[@dredd5355]

8:51 “but doesn’t it always work” me thinking to myself when has any of there parenting methods worked😂

[@ef-F1g-y]

Ok, so the parents are always talking about how busy they are but they have enough time to sit at a restaurant and chat for hours each day?

[@silverhawk_25]

Hypocrisy at it's best 😂

[@raghadb2044]

nothing is better than waking up at 4 am seeing a notification from your channel talking about Dhar Mann😁 please don't stop making Dhars videos I live for them

[@GaminSnake]

11:35 I remember back when I thought a hundred dollars meant you were rich

[@ERS127]

Next episode: Mischief Mikey commits vehicular manslaughter

[@JackMightExist]

I’m surprised people are still willing to work with this dude

[@ghettolicerx2]

The woke never get broke

[@KillerRabbit.mp3]

@@ghettolicerx2 Elaborate

[@ghettolicerx2]

@@Asheelee it's a pain.

[@ghettolicerx2]

@@Asheelee it doesn't matter how woke and broke it gets i don't think they gonna stop soon

[@ghettolicerx2]

@@KillerRabbit.mp3 it wad a joke. Soon u understand. Would not take that long before dharn mann goes ultra woke

[@alexisdominey6487]

At this point, he's no longer "Mischief Mikey" he's "Felony Mikey".

[@efthimischrtk]

Just like Dharr mann

[@dawsensmith360]

“You’ve gotta fight her” had me absolutely dead

[@thedraftingax5963]

Same

[@troywright9931]

Can you pee in vr well you better not pee on my carpet got me dying 😂 1:05

[@MortarMephisto]

If I said “cough up the money bag” to my parents I would never be seen again. Period.

[@jacobsworld7573]

16:18 I love how he didn’t even comment on this scene and just skipped it, it was just that bad

[@wyzolol]

THE SCREAM SOUNDS LIKE "sTOP!"

[@IrieTheGreat]

@@wyzololit is😂

[@ironrevenger9386]

The following scene provided even better commentary so it wasn’t necessary

[@IrieTheGreat]

@@ironrevenger9386 if I were him, I’d skip it too

[@ironrevenger9386]

⁠@@IrieTheGreatDhar Mann should stay FAR away from music 😭

[@Teddylover1234]

It’s funny how Mikey and jay try to escape prison, rob a bank, drive a car with no license and underaged , and have only gone to jail for 2 days. It’s official Dhar Mann needs a therapist

[@Coraledge]

We're not just telling stories, we're promoting car crashes

[@nayacarson6989]

🎉😂❤

[@13-Zoe-TaylorsVersion-13]

I love how Jay and Mikey are so stupid that they think 1000 dollars makes them "practically millionaires"

[@foxysworld2905]

These characters are the embodiment of either the most negative or positive stereotypes ever