That's actually step one, funny enough. Step two is CPR. I wonder why they didn't get to that step lol
@Redmeteor200 Жыл бұрын
Dude dont talk about eating eggs here its insensitive.
@elixerities11 ай бұрын
@@Redmeteor200 Vegan/Trans moment 😂
@lnventor16 ай бұрын
@@elixeritiestrans?
@elixerities6 ай бұрын
@@lnventor1 I cant remember why I said that XD, although if I were to guess it'd be chest pains induced by feminising hrt. Believe me from experience, growing breasts hurt XD
@jakg43 жыл бұрын
him: **complains for five minutes about chest pain** her: put the ice pack on your forehead
@bekr34733 жыл бұрын
If someone complains about stabbing chest pain and then passes out I’d call an ambulance immediately.
@nagroska56963 жыл бұрын
@@bekr3473 yeah it may be 50% a heart attack
@TheSoup873 жыл бұрын
Ah shes a school nurse
@Crab...3 жыл бұрын
*NURSE 100*
@BUTTFART692 жыл бұрын
School nurse logic
@SamFromSpaceOfficial2 жыл бұрын
"I would've thought you were a seasoned medic after you prescribed an ice-pack to the head for a chest pain" -A Mildly Irritated Duck Named August
@the.primeinitiative5 ай бұрын
I wouldn’t say mildly irritated, I would say it “ruffled his feathers” badum tss 🥁
@rubyolson23644 ай бұрын
Literally tho he was like “my chest hurts” and she was like “ya know what would help, an icepack for your head” like that just makes no sense
@0liv3G4rd3n4 ай бұрын
@@rubyolson2364tbh I thought I heard him say he was hot so that’s why she gave him an ice pack. Did he not? 🤔
@rubyolson23644 ай бұрын
@@0liv3G4rd3nhonestly I have no clue I don’t pay close enough attention to these things.
@0liv3G4rd3n4 ай бұрын
@@rubyolson2364 🤷♀️
@Panchooooooooooooooo3 жыл бұрын
great channel dude love the content
@augusttheduck3 жыл бұрын
Thanks man! I really appreciate that
@atecali193 жыл бұрын
I have to agree
@theswagganator97763 жыл бұрын
Poncho and August are my favorite KZbinrs
@marthaaigbonoga62973 жыл бұрын
@@theswagganator9776 same
@errorgames32953 жыл бұрын
@@theswagganator9776 yh
@zlch40212 жыл бұрын
This acting was so phenomenal I thought these people were actually in my living room and house and I completely forgot whom I was, as I raced through the streets searching for a medical pack for this dying man. Truly heart wrenching acting, Meryl Streep is nothing compared to them.
@bkk19963 жыл бұрын
Omg... the level of how painful they are to watch is immeasurable.
@BlackBlade29382 жыл бұрын
More painful than those "chest pains"
@feraltaco4783 Жыл бұрын
That was exhausting. I need a nap now.
@derkturk467Ай бұрын
I don't know if I can finish the video. The chest pain prank acting was so awful it made dharman actors look good.
@imperiopixie88315 ай бұрын
‘I know you’re paralyzed, but maybe you should sit back and relax’
@AnishKinnit3 жыл бұрын
At one point when they actually have something wrong with their bodies down the road, the significant other is just gonna tell "you're pranking me" and then will walk away.
@BenignGamer73 жыл бұрын
Well there won't be a camera in the corner, so they'll actually call an ambulance for once.
@CivilEngineerWroxton3 жыл бұрын
Exactly. Hence, the fable of The Boy Who Cried 'Wolf' being what we all learned not to prank others in this manner. It's just not funny and it makes for big problems later on.
@mikatu3 жыл бұрын
well, even when they think it is for real they don't do anything... like, I don't want an ambulance.... ok, just drink water and relax.
@AnishKinnit3 жыл бұрын
@@mikatu "if someone has a chest pain Drink water, don't call the ambulance" is the ultimate answer we get from that very inspirational prank
@mingles_studios3 жыл бұрын
ok but this happened to one of my great uncles and he ended up asphyxiating on his own vomit and dying when ppl were sitting there laughing bc they all thought he was joking like he usually did😬😬
@neoswagtwigofthetwignation9778 Жыл бұрын
*Pranks then:* harmless fun *Pranks now:* endangerment, cruelty, manslaughter, assault, false police report, public nudity, fake bomb threats, real bomb threats, racism, etc.
@kyekruchoski145711 ай бұрын
You forgot break-in’s gun pranks sexism and being rude to anyone working low wage jobs
@neoswagtwigofthetwignation977811 ай бұрын
@@kyekruchoski1457 True. By now pranks are just being a menace to society.
@pooboi72-o7k18 күн бұрын
you also forgot harrasment
@alchamengod54473 жыл бұрын
Does anyone remember the time when a prank was something like mixing m&m's and skittles in one bowl?
@thelostonetxt84503 жыл бұрын
Thats just mean...👀
@Lunkzonyt3 жыл бұрын
That’s no prank that’s a war crime
@a_true_generic_gamer11042 жыл бұрын
Sometimes, you just need to eat skittles and m&ms together. If you've ever felt that level of pain, you know what I mean.
@TaruOwO2 жыл бұрын
I feel like a better example would be the holding a bucket of water with a stick and giving it to someone else so they’re gonna be stuck or moist. Y’know, something that isn’t a sin.
@Katragine2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, or toothpaste Oreos
@bobbyjohnson26763 жыл бұрын
The amount of cringe I experienced watching their act is incalculable
@afflixzocker77353 жыл бұрын
Her as a doctor: „Oh you Have Chestpain?“ „Heres a pack for ice for your head.“ „...“ „Thatl be 30.000 Dollars“
@sandman71703 жыл бұрын
What are ya gonna do if I'm shot in the foot? Rub aloe vera on my neck? -Sarge
@michaelganci92583 жыл бұрын
Her: “I was legit going to call an ambulance” Also her when he was “passing out”: Luke. Luke. (as calmly as possible)
@unseasonedsalad3 жыл бұрын
This channel is so damn underrated and it makes me sad.
@augusttheduck3 жыл бұрын
Hopefully that changes soon!
@unseasonedsalad3 жыл бұрын
@@augusttheduck yeah hopefully!
@mykellb84333 жыл бұрын
@@augusttheduck I love u man ur the goat
@thjrsgentmt41203 жыл бұрын
@@mykellb8433 no he is the duck
@Orkney_Enzo3 жыл бұрын
@@thjrsgentmt4120 bruh
@TheOriginalEUrban3 жыл бұрын
"Babe, it hurts." "What hurts, babe?" "My acting."
@therealthermic3 жыл бұрын
as someone who loves ducks and was born in the month of august, the channel is epic.
@Sports129083 жыл бұрын
Same
@iTz_ParZ3 жыл бұрын
I concur, fellow august born duck lover
@noiced65463 жыл бұрын
Same
@samuelh55673 жыл бұрын
I agree.
@hk45243 жыл бұрын
Ur profile is a dog
@idkwhowashere12183 жыл бұрын
I’m so glad I stumbled upon your channel! Your commentary is funny and spot on and you literally say everything that we (your subscribers, fans) are thinking and want to say! I will be supporting your channel!!!!
@kimchan233 жыл бұрын
Boyfriend: you okay? Girlfriend: I CANT MOVE B: let me call an ambulance G: NO B: why?! G: I CANT MOVE
@chikiexx65872 жыл бұрын
what
@feraltaco47832 жыл бұрын
Why would he make the insanely stupid suggestion of calling an ambulance for his paralyzed girlfriend?!
@wingxerox3 жыл бұрын
Alexis: "No I don't want an ambulance, I want you to help me!" Luke: performs brain surgery
@feraltaco47832 жыл бұрын
Gonna be a pretty tough operation for him. Hers is missing. But his is too.
@nathanthaboi93813 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: if someone says they can’t move or are acting unconcious, drop their hand on their head and see if the move lol
@BodenUnits3 жыл бұрын
Or just a general pain test. Someone faking being will still react to (moderate) pain. Dont do any lasting damage though lol.
@ozzyv34193 жыл бұрын
@@BodenUnits like stamping on their head while wearing heavy boots? Or a bat to the chest?
@shan28933 жыл бұрын
@@ozzyv3419 👀
@thelostonetxt84503 жыл бұрын
@@BodenUnits pinch em
@jordanrayne47793 жыл бұрын
@@ozzyv3419 i think a bat to the chest is a good bet
@Kdeezy_28 Жыл бұрын
"Aww babe, you're paralyzed? Lemme give you a hug." 😂
@desnolaudo3 жыл бұрын
DUDE U HAVE SO MUCH POTENCIAL KEEP UP
@augusttheduck3 жыл бұрын
No plans on stopping
@desnolaudo3 жыл бұрын
@@augusttheduck LOL thanks for responding
@steveu38233 жыл бұрын
*Potencial*
@zabb6813 жыл бұрын
@@steveu3823 hmm the potencial is off the charts.
@Dmoney62783 жыл бұрын
@@zabb681 it could be potencially dangerous having so much potencial
@Buff_Helpy3 жыл бұрын
I love August's content but this was a chore to sit through.
@Kylorenz7103 жыл бұрын
The pain the guy is in, is from watching his own youtube content
@Arandominternettravler3 жыл бұрын
Its hilarious that thier reactions to them "in pain" is like a school nurse, like "OH NO you had your legs chopped off here let me get you some ice" ice solves all your problems
@Eric_The_Eccentric3 жыл бұрын
"You don't know what it's like to be paralyzed" And the Oscar goes to-
@feraltaco47832 жыл бұрын
Not these two.
@andrewadams99243 жыл бұрын
Thanks for all the work you put into these! I've seen parts of humanity and this earthly existence that I never thought existed! WOW!!! You really put in a lot of work and I love your delivery, brilliant.
@grt17693 жыл бұрын
I don't understand what humor a person could see in scaring the living hell out of them and causing large amounts of emotional distress. Some folks are just assholes
@Orangekid653 жыл бұрын
Cr1tikal once made a video about some idiot who put on a scary mask and charged a stranger with a knife as a "prank" because he saw it in a KZbin video and thought it was real. The guy was shot and killed when his victim pulled a gun on him in self-defense.
@grt17693 жыл бұрын
@@Orangekid65 Ah yes i remember that, and tbh anyone who tries a "prank" like that in today's social climate is asking for it. Shit hasn't been funny in decades, not that it was very humorous to begin with.
@iTsEfFiNsTePhh3 жыл бұрын
On one hand I feel sorry for the guy but on the other hand I don't because that was stupid asf- there's so many fucked up people out there so how the hell are you supposed to know it's a prank or not 🤦🏻♀️ If someone charged me with a knife i'd shoot them too.
@iamthefuss9343 жыл бұрын
It’s fake dumvass
@kungflupenguin10673 жыл бұрын
This hurts so much to watch. Even if this wasn't a prank and he was in pain acting like this I'd just be like "aight you're on your own then, good luck"
@ajknss3 жыл бұрын
If I were the girlfriend I'd be like "ok if you don't want anything then Ima go back to my computer"
@AdelioNightstorm3 жыл бұрын
"Are you kidding me?" "No." "You can't move?" "No!" *groan*
@jaycezwar63 жыл бұрын
8:00 AHAHAHAHA IM ON THE FLOOR...this guy is so under rated..I subscribed..ur hilarious man
@alichehab58043 жыл бұрын
As PewDiePie said, “I’ve seen better acting in adult films” that has never been more true until now
@canteloupus3 жыл бұрын
“I don’t know what’s wrong with me, I’m in pain” “Ok babe, what’s wrong with u? What must I do?”
@ninanoiirАй бұрын
As someone with a severe medical issue, if i started screaming loudly and then passed out, 911 would be called, and my parents would be throwing me into the car and rushing me to the hospital.
@Jaxsu3 жыл бұрын
This guy is to underrated, I advise you to make some videos on the vegan teacher to blow up real fast 🤣.
@augusttheduck3 жыл бұрын
The sacred method
@Jaxsu3 жыл бұрын
@@augusttheduck Facts🤣🤣🤣
@thicken_nugget11863 жыл бұрын
He’s not underrated! he has thousands of subscribers!
@Jaxsu3 жыл бұрын
@@thicken_nugget1186 When I posted this comment he had very few subscribers
@thicken_nugget11863 жыл бұрын
@@Jaxsu How many?
@ToastJoey2 жыл бұрын
Her: "you don't know what it feels like to be paralyzed!" My brain: "nothing- you feel nothing-"
@fritznerbeauzil8523 жыл бұрын
So underrated even pancho commented
@jordonj073 жыл бұрын
Mexican raincoat
@aedannnn3 жыл бұрын
"don't make me call you an ambulance" NO NO PLEAAAAAASE NO NOT THE AMBULANCE
@Yurtworx3 жыл бұрын
"I can't move-ah" "no-ah" "stop-ah" jesh she sounds like a teenager
@CivilEngineerWroxton3 жыл бұрын
She IS a teenager. This prank channel is two kids living in a trailer home. 😁
@EarlyMist3 жыл бұрын
Why do teenagers and some US Adults add -Ah to the end of every third word???
@Yurtworx3 жыл бұрын
@@EarlyMist Im not sure lol, but I know I did it as a kid too lol. My mom would make fun of me for it and then we would both laugh.
@thelostonetxt84503 жыл бұрын
Its not even like she was in pain even in the context of the prank because she said she couldn't feel him touching her soooo the ah was just her being extra asf
@DukLoverEKT3 ай бұрын
6:26 this is one of my favorite reactions of his. He sounds so upset that this guy didn’t eat shit when he fake passed out😂
@mohed_yasir77973 жыл бұрын
Ahh yes Chest pain and still proceeds to keep the ice pack on the head
@PhaethonCrafts3 жыл бұрын
There is enough space between his teeth to fit the entire solar system.
@typicalengie53693 жыл бұрын
I actually no joke got a headache just watching this
@blackwingx86393 жыл бұрын
Same
@wojtek17652 жыл бұрын
Was it cured by using an ice pack
@feraltaco47832 жыл бұрын
Same. Mine was caused by repeatedly banging my head into a wall. I just wanted the pain to end.
@feraltaco47832 жыл бұрын
@@wojtek1765 of course not. You never use an ice pack for a headache. Those are strictly for chest pain and hypothermia.
@badnewsbruner3 жыл бұрын
I dropped a like simply because you had to endure watching this and editing it.... I cringed so hard my chest started hurting and I passed out.
@BroughtToLifePictures Жыл бұрын
You passed out? You’re lucky, I passed away.
@龥3 жыл бұрын
"im in a lot of pain" farts "no more pain"
@he1senberg793 жыл бұрын
step sis saying help step bro I am stuck is better at acting than those two
@HowsItGoing55793 жыл бұрын
It’s actually insanely painful to watch. Banger banger banger banger. Definitely a banger. These people have to know that everyone watching their channel knows that this is the most fake thing they will ever see on KZbin.
@ShepMvS2 жыл бұрын
I think the "Noooooooouuuuu" and "dont call the ambulance" is more annoying.
@feraltaco47832 жыл бұрын
Makes me want to bang my head into an f'ing wall. 🤦♀️
@MrsirBS2 жыл бұрын
I love how at 11:52 she clearly moves her hand
@pyrohawk693 жыл бұрын
I've seen better acting in elementary school plays...
@davidconrath61483 жыл бұрын
I saw better acting in reefer madness
@cassidymendes50153 жыл бұрын
seen better acting in Birdemic
@srandomt2 жыл бұрын
13:38 "I can't just fix you" me, a fnaf fan: **sings I can't fix you**
@gameanader2 жыл бұрын
I love that song
@michaelstephens98523 жыл бұрын
It's amazing how you don't need talent, looks or a well thought out story line to achieve success on youtube. Just consistency.
@quentinathome4 ай бұрын
14:37 "You don't know what it feels like" I'm pretty sure being paralyzed means you can't feel anything.
@diamondkonk11963 жыл бұрын
Every time he says “we’re no stranger” I immediately think “to love”
@The_Marvelist9 ай бұрын
10:33 Wow, I hate that entire sentence. Forceful team names, saying banger, over exaggerated literally nothing, the whole package deal
@AugustPresents3 жыл бұрын
I love how your voice fits the theme and the duck in the suit it gives it a novelty kind of feel good work
@lawnmwen41423 жыл бұрын
I cant stop watching your videos now. You are now my fave youtuber now. Thanks for uploading videos : )
@chriswade96163 жыл бұрын
It pisses me off how she's acting like his distress is an inconvenience for her, you know?
@skyina._2 жыл бұрын
I don't know
@UnknownUser-nk2df Жыл бұрын
I know I'm a year late to this, but as someone whose a caretaker, when there's not much you can do to make the pain stop, it can be frustrating when they refuse to do anything that might help yet don't want to get actual help and just sit there/stay in pain.
@juveymontano22332 жыл бұрын
"I'll be forced to uppercut your grandma" A-augst.. my grandma is dead-
@cadennailer13453 жыл бұрын
When I was 4 I used to ask my mom to fix my sickness and then these adults are doing the same thing lol
@CivilEngineerWroxton3 жыл бұрын
Adults? Okay......sure. "Adults". Looks like two kids living in a trailer home to me. 🤪
@feraltaco47832 жыл бұрын
Your story is cute and innocent. Theirs is sad and soul killing.
@feraltaco47832 жыл бұрын
@@CivilEngineerWroxton and you know one of their parents is paying for them to live there and commit this kind of fuckery. 😂
@burnttoast39253 жыл бұрын
I think it would be a dead giveaway whenever one of them says "dont get an ambulance, i want YOU to help me" if these were real and not obviously scripted
@britishduck3 жыл бұрын
Me eating hot food and when I breath it’s hot: Shut it, there’s real problems.
@Wookiee_Eats_Ewok3 жыл бұрын
This is what you call a trailer park love story. 😅😅😅 When you were born with 30 brain cells, and a food stamp card. Well this is what you call cute love..... Now on to the boiled hot dog dinner!!!!!!!!
@Erm17853 жыл бұрын
“its a pran- “i want a divorce”
@mamasaurus48563 жыл бұрын
I genuinely hope no one reacts this way irl to someone saying they have chest pain and may pass out. I bet someone out there does. RIP whoever that happens to. 🤐
@sxnn31133 жыл бұрын
His sarcasm is literally gold 🖐
@twiddle_tween5032 жыл бұрын
"I want you to fix me, why can't you fix me?" This girl thinks she married Bob the Builder huh..
@CannibalFetusRobbery3 жыл бұрын
I would've just walked away the second I heard that whining.
@weaselwovel11 ай бұрын
"Babe, I don't want an ambulance. Help me!" 😳 🤔 .....but that's how to help you!! 😂🤦🏻
@Anasumi3 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, when you have pain in your chest your only sounds are “Ahaaa” Yeah sure. Next thing you tell me is that when breaking a leg people wheeze lmfao
@KappaJones3 жыл бұрын
You mean you don't start wheezing and shitting when you break your leg? What are you a freak?
@kirara49533 жыл бұрын
I probably would wheeze, pain just makes me laugh for some reason
@Anasumi3 жыл бұрын
@@KappaJones You scream your heart out, you don’t wheeze lmfao
@William_Afton20028 ай бұрын
I don’t understand why all of these pranks have to revolve around some kind of tragedy. Like are we sure these videos aren’t just a cry for help? Cause that’s how it’s coming off to me.
@Manater.03 жыл бұрын
Me being a doctor i will give her my medical license for prescribing an ice pack and laying down for chest pains.
@TangleHamain Жыл бұрын
2000s Prank: Haha! Gotcha! I remove some air from your bike's wheels! You'll have to stay home hehe, silly me! 2020s Prank: Haha! Gottem! I stole a handgun from a Police Officer after I drugged him! LOL HASHTAG BEST PRANK!
@tobiasvilainnewman35692 жыл бұрын
August really raged out on this one. I truly felt his (b)anger at these prank channels.
@feraltaco47832 жыл бұрын
Well played. How is this comment not even rated? 😂
@kyekruchoski145711 ай бұрын
Lol just imagine Pg-13 rated comment you know what no X rated
@thelants85693 жыл бұрын
15:54 we must apply the ice pack for the amputated leg to the forehead so that the non existent leg can work again.
@TheVioletDwarf3 жыл бұрын
This girl could be a certified school nurse for high school OR middle school. Congrats, Alexis
@NitroCigarette3 жыл бұрын
"OW" don't make it TOO believable, Luke.
@atecali193 жыл бұрын
Found this channel from Pancho and then subscribed and didn’t regret 😌💅
@stereo_rebel Жыл бұрын
late by two years lol but as someone who has passed out multiple times before, this is half accurate, denying being not okay is something that commonly happens, including with me, but fainting usually takes hours and with lots of pre-symptoms like seeing spots, headaches, weakness, dizziness, no chest pains unless you passed out from a loss of air or something
@greaselord85533 жыл бұрын
"I know how much it hurts" * *dies* *
@exhaustedanimations12542 жыл бұрын
I think the point of being paralyzed is that it doesn't FEEL like anything.
@J_StLou1s3 жыл бұрын
What a cultured duck You earned a sub
@DaSophisticat7 ай бұрын
Being in an augusttheduck video is both a blessing and a curse.
@aarong193 жыл бұрын
ah yes ofc, a life threatening thing happening every other day is totally normal, and definitely not a prank for our prank youtube channel
@davidgonzalez76243 жыл бұрын
You deserve more credit for suffering through those snooze fests then they do for that terrible acting.
@nielsvanhoudt61513 жыл бұрын
How is this channel so underrated
@NuclearNuke413 жыл бұрын
Because people watch ROBLOX lets play videos and GTA lets plays.
@xie..89702 жыл бұрын
"YOUR TELLING ME I WENT THRU 5 MINUTES OF A COUPLE ASKING EACH OTHER ABOUT WATER JUST TO SEE THAT LITTLE WET FART OF A PASS OUT!?" That was a funny part
@juliejfw3 жыл бұрын
She can't drive him to urgent care because she's a lush and has a OWI.
@CivilEngineerWroxton3 жыл бұрын
Main thing, though, is apparently these two don't know what 911 is. They never call it during these "pranks". If one of them really believes the other is dying then 911 would be called every time.
@NuclearNuke413 жыл бұрын
Lush? a OWI? That spanish or something?
@linkhail68492 жыл бұрын
I can hear the mean girl neck swivel in your voice when you mock them lmao. “No *babe.* I don’t *want* an *ambulance.” “Babe, what?” “Oh* my *god* … Babe.”
@SoulFoxie3 жыл бұрын
Alexis: "You can't say that I'm paralyzed you don't know what it feels like" As far as I recall paralyzed people can't feel anything in those sections of their body, and YOU'RE supposed to be acting as if you're paralyzed "from the neck down"
@KidNamedBlue_ Жыл бұрын
Dude if my partner suddenly started complaining about intense chest pains and then passes out TWICE bro I would not haveeven let it happen the second time like I'd have brought them to the hospital by then bro
@colbyallen78333 жыл бұрын
Your commentary is what makes most of these videos funny lol
@Tabth3778 Жыл бұрын
2:17 bro sounds like a kid trying not to wake his mom in the other room
@traption46173 жыл бұрын
So glad I found your channel. Subscribing was the best thing I've ever did on youtube.
@Admiral45-103 жыл бұрын
5:08 theoretically, it is possible to pass out due to chest pain - but it would mean passing out from the pain alone (I'm not joking - after certain level of pain our brain simply turns off). Another thing might be hypovolemic shock due to internal bleeding (but as she touched his chest and didn't feel any stiffness (which means a place where artery broke), that wouldn't be the case)
@clickbait81903 жыл бұрын
god i love this channel alread
@augusttheduck3 жыл бұрын
I'm glad to hear that!
@sergiopadilla47803 жыл бұрын
Me: "Babe I want a divorce" Her: "Do you want me to call an ambulance?" Me: "No, give me an ice pack"
@xxfeverdreamxx71983 жыл бұрын
Yes.. the first thing you do when someone says they have chest pains and passes out is to get an ice pak.. xD the acting is terrible; great video man, very on point -as well.. in all seriousness, call the ambu if you see anything like this
@pauldudley38213 жыл бұрын
14:53 - "I literally can't moooova!" - While moving her right fingers up and down.... At the same moment.