The Angriest Little Man You'll Ever See

ZeroEnigma, an angry biker/cyclist from New York City is just a little ball of anger. Lashing out on pedestrians and motorists alike, ZeroEnigma has quite the sense of self-importance and entitlement. And if things don't go his way, a tantrum is coming.
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[@prateektopinkatti2487]

This guy feels like a GTA npc, repeating the same set of dialogues again & again.

[@DatBoi_TheGudBIAS]

Yes

[@rustymcdonk9332]

I was just about to make a GTA comment too and I see its the top comment lmao. If this dude was a pedestrian in GTA he would be the type that people would reverse their car to go back to kill.

[@jasonaarninkhof871]

Or he can be a griefer bc he is a hard narcissist

[@raxtherobber448]

Yeah, and they break laws but the cops don't pull them over, and then they insult you.

[@JediMaster362]

"That’s not dangerous at all!" "Nice blocking the bike lane!" "Wrong way, asshole!" "Not paying attention!"

[@janjioseph3323]

Doctors: "ride a bike helps you relax" This guy:

[@JediMaster362]

"Too many idiots!"

[@Skyypixelgamer]

This is probably the most relaxed this guy will ever get so the doc wasn’t wrong

[@IsraelGovermentOfficial]

"Wrong way deck chez"

[@Merin6908]

666 likes

[@epresley8324]

🤣🤣🤣

[@FflawedMetalhead]

At one point, he's very clearly riding at night with no forward-facing light on his bike or his helmet - Let alone one that blinks. Yet everyone else is the a-hole when they can't see him coming out of the darkness.

[@Hondunu]

He has one, he just chooses not to use one for some reason.

[@jimjenkins3226]

I've not seen him ride at night without a very bright light.

[@slicingonions4398]

He insults people while going quickly away from them how brave

[@Potassium-Feldspar]

Kinda stupid to stop for every person and confront them. He has places to be.

[@idkanymore9869]

@@Potassium-Feldspar no he doesn’t, nigga looks like he owns a discord server, doubt his ass got shit to do 💀

[@xorsey4411]

@@Potassium-Feldspar your just like him

[@jaecrae]

@@Potassium-Feldspar lmaooo the bike loser actually has fans??

[@scottjohnnyhelgemoaune2951]

In a recent video a guy actually comes back to him to talk to him. Instead of listening he is just acting like a child, calling him lazy fuck then runs away. And to top it all, he posts a picture of the guys face and writes bulls**t about him, publicly shaming him to all his thousands followers. That pretty much just proves how pathetic and cowardly he actually is. Calling out everyone, but when someone is calling him out - he runs away then public shaming them

[@casettetape9961]

Says to woman: "How do traffic lights work?" *proceeds to go through red light*

[@khitprod]

I think he might've been genuinely asking

[@iidoughnutholes3087]

@@khitprod probably so lmao

[@JediMaster362]

Such a fine example.

[@sensitivesussi3ty314]

@@khitprod that's what I said out loud when I saw it

[@eduman236]

The difference is she has no awareness crossing while he actually stops and looks before crossing not putting anyone in danger 🤦‍♂️

[@dalenpotato6617]

“Is it really that hard to pull in?” If only his father pulled out… smh

[@ruperthagglesmith]

YES! I’m the 100th like!

[@unknowngoose7522]

@@ruperthagglesmith YES! What an achievement

[@bluenose7984]

@@unknowngoose7522 If only his father pulled out too?

[@unknowngoose7522]

@@bluenose7984 he did lol

[@cerebraltackle]

@@unknowngoose7522 lol, his mere creation is made up of half DNA and half shit from the crack of his mother's ass!

[@101shapshifter]

This guy is the literal embodiment of why many people hate bicyclists.

[@THFC-wq8cx]

Cyclists?

[@joshbutler822]

@@THFC-wq8cx Road hazards dressed like the gay Avengers?

[@melissaleoncreolenola]

Exactly

[@mannyislikethat]

Who hates cyclists? We mind our business in our bike lanes here in NYC. You pedestrians get in our way by doing stupid shit.

[@mannyislikethat]

I can recall many timea I've nearly hit pedestrians who have been IN THE BIKE LANE. I can especially recall a time a jogger was in the bike lane (sidewalk was clear but we passed construction like 400 feet ago) and I was on an ebike. He appeared out of nowhere and I tried to go around but another bike in the opposing lane appeared and I had to lock my brakes up and nearly hit him. He then puts hisnhand up acknowledging that an accident nearly happened and moved to the sidewalk finally. Point learned is that he should've never been in the lane when there has been a clear sidewalk for around 400 feet.

[@Luke-cifer]

As a New Yorker this is just the average most sane person

[@mr.skellybones5257]

I feel like everybody in his area just hates him now

[@RiderBlitz1.0]

Hmmm

[@jonreid7957]

I’m not in his area. Not even in his country. I REALLY hate him....

[@kylereynhart]

Yeah 😂

[@CivilEngineerWroxton]

Including himself. He seems to hate life, all other people, and himself. That's actually quite sad. I can't imagine just how miserable he is, just as Duck said.

[@CivilEngineerWroxton]

@@kylereynhart Did you watch the video? The little man screams insults and obscenities at everyone he encounters.

[@Anthony-pl2hk]

So brave on a Bike. I bet if he walking and hurled that crap at People, he'd get his face caved in lol

[@RiderBlitz1.0]

Yup

[@CRIMSON-FLAME1]

There are certain people where I live that would probably learn where he rides and jump his ass. I only say this because I've seen it happen before. Lol I'm more civilized then that.

[@PandaCheeks]

@@CRIMSON-FLAME1 In the suburbs? Those Karen's can be vicious huh? Lmfao!

[@projectmortal42]

yeah but a bullet is faster than a bike soooooo.

[@Anthony-pl2hk]

@@projectmortal42 Try finding a Person who can hit a person going fast on a Bike lol its harder than you think

[@emmerson9158]

Where I live if you ignorantly yelled at someone like that for doing practically nothing they would immediately turn around and beat the fuck out of you this actually amazes me how some people can do this and survive

[@Ilivepuppys]

assuming he picks weak looking people

[@BenjaminWillis-24]

He wouldn't go to Chicago and do this crap at all because he knows that people up there won't put up with his crap at all.

[@samholdsworth420]

He's on a bike it's easy to get away in a city that's congested

[@milliejeanvgc]

Wait, wait, wait. How does he justify belittling people for "being dumb" and "doing the wrong thing," yet he actively breaks the law and mocks those who call him out for running a red light? I bet he'd blame the motorist who had the green light and who hit him, too, if that ever happened.

[@G-DORA]

Because he doesn't mock people for breaking the law, he mocks people for being unsafe, such as making poor choices (like running a red when there's traffic), being distracted, double parking, using the bike lane for things that aren't meant to be there and retarded pedestrians that don't look before crossing (should know this from preschool). A bike running a red when there's no one around, and looking in all directions when doing so is safe.

[@DoDo-lf2gw]

@Jake Folk He doesn't care about safety,he cares about views.If he really cared about safety,he wouldn't purposely get into dangerous situations that he even predicted would happen,just to prove a point and get a chance to insult somebody.

[@jimjenkins3226]

He doesn't "actively" break the law.

[@abcd124]

​@@DoDo-lf2gwif you let the people who break the law slide by, it'll get worse every year when idiots find out their actions don't have consequences.

[@DoDo-lf2gw]

@@abcd124 If you tell them nicely they might remember it in the future.If you insult them they won't even care about what they did in the first place.Calling people idiots won't make them better,talking and explaining in a nice way could.

[@rustbloodeclipse]

8:17 Calls someone a coward for riding on the sidewalk and then jumps on it to cut around traffic 🤦‍♂️

[@therobloxdeafults6087]

What do you think is better? Crashing your bike and damaging multiple cars and yourself? Or going on the sidewalk for 3 seconds so nobody gets hurt? Your logic is so poor

[@kenji1423]

@@therobloxdeafults6087 did you even watch the video ?

[@jeffgeoffrey3443]

@@therobloxdeafults6087 actual brainlet missed the point

[@raylessneptune451]

@@therobloxdeafults6087 I am convinced you didn’t watch a single second of this video.

[@FrogOnAHorse]

@@therobloxdeafults6087 Yes we understand your 10 year old brain finds enigma's insults funny.

[@Strawberrypocky911]

He's just mad that he cannot afford a car.

[@SpaceStationJukebox]

probably can't pass the drivers test if that's how he rides his bike...

[@ibuttchuglsd6668]

I mean to be fair a car when you are living in NYC is pretty useless.

[@Henrysucks_at_Nxb]

Burn

[@countrypower3332]

@@ibuttchuglsd6668 yet i see a more people in cars...... so obviously not all New Yorkers feel like you

[@ibuttchuglsd6668]

@@countrypower3332 you see more people in cars than on foot or cabs/bikes/subway/other public transport? That's a flat out lie.

[@silverblade357]

"Ran a red light right in front of that cop! NOTHING!" "The cop knows you don't have any money."

[@jimjenkins3226]

No, he is pointing out that NYC cops are useless.

[@creeperfury]

Or maybe because cyclist aren't entitled.

[@Tattooedgaymer]

This will sound bad, but I'd laugh if someone were to kick his ass.

[@davidsitter3718]

This guy was literally running from the police. That officer was not trying to tell him to stop it with his siren, he was pulling him over and he just drove off.

[@parcormasteryesiknowispell4337]

I thought I was the only one who noticed. And there is actually a fucker in the comments trying to defend this guy by saying he was only yelling a people who were braking the rules. As if this shit stain actually cares about laws when he pulls this shit.

[@RazyrDiarmait]

@@parcormasteryesiknowispell4337 Pretty sure he went the wrong way on the bike lane at least once also.

[@parcormasteryesiknowispell4337]

@@RazyrDiarmait Yeah he did

[@Downnr1]

@Jake Folk he also hit a child running a red light, there was a video on tiktok

[@mannyislikethat]

@@RazyrDiarmait Never has you can check every video.

[@nathanielcarmouche5365]

I bet no one would care if someone “accidentally” hit him

[@khaibest101]

😏

[@Hector52441]

I would laugh

[@themucleman96]

Yes "accidently"

[@ethanorlando5444]

That actually happened where he tried to look hurt and nobody helped him

[@ethanorlando5444]

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[@zibranshamim3961]

Can't say if he was bullied too much or not enough when he was a kid...

[@kudaunderscore9835]

You look like you have

[@zibranshamim3961]

@@kudaunderscore9835 looks can be deceiving buddy

[@vladmitroiu4228]

@@zibranshamim3961 Not in your case

[@zibranshamim3961]

@@vladmitroiu4228 could say the same about you....wanna virtual hug or something?

[@vladmitroiu4228]

@@zibranshamim3961 im good, thanks, perhaps a ✋🏽

[@matthewbeland8443]

5:39 oh my gosh, finally someone else who thinks the same way!! Yes, that’s what defensive driving is all about. Even if you might have the right of way, if someone else made a mistake, don’t try to FORCE your right of way! Gosh!

[@richardcrooks6713]

Totally! I was once in a car crash that was unambiguously not my fault that the other driver fully admitted to, told his insurance company it was his fault, and even then it was still a massive hassle I could have done without sorting it all out! So of course I drive defensively and don't just drive into hazardous situations because I have right of way, because I know how annoying sorting out an accident is!

[@Coliflorez]

As a cyclist, I would turn around, catch up to him and throw myself onto his bike just to make him fall and then say something like: "Why did you run me over?!?"

[@Shadow_kid09]

now that what i call a karen

[@tale7955]

Nah, I would just go back at him and start chasing menacingly, like, not doing anything but being there. I just want to scare the everliving shit out of him.

[@scotty1928]

@@tale7955 good plan. I'd even pay you to do it.

[@alejandrobermudez3302]

sure you would…

[@mythicalbabe4902]

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@mrgoodname7297]

Does anyone else think that “little man” sounds worse than “midget”?

[@RiderBlitz1.0]

Maybe,no one like to hear about their i guess, right?

[@1cyy365]

Midget is just being called shot but little man is like "smaller then normal big man" which hurts in a different kinda way

[@CivilEngineerWroxton]

Absolutely not. That's what they call themselves. Remember the show "Little People. Big World." It was all about a family of Little People and they called themselves that in the show. Hence, the title of the show. "Midget" was done away with a long time ago and "Little People" replaced it.

[@RagnarLoudpak]

As a short man with no genetic condition, yes.

[@hollenfeuer1]

@@RagnarLoudpak As a very tall man, if I ever say little man, I'm referring to their shitty personality. I've called tall dudes little plenty of times. I mean it as in emotionally, maturity, and socially little. That said, I'll be more careful using it. Upsetting people who didn't do anything wrong isn't a fun pass time to me.

[@ChicoTooCold]

I think the funniest thing is he rides a bike every day, yet still looks out of shape.

[@hadzi1]

He drives a e bike lol 😂

[@jasonfraser7536]

This man's entire energy just screams, "Don't judge my tiny penis"

[@cosmicvoid239]

He really sped up in front of a car that was already turning and flipped them off, this dudes lucky no one turned around and beat his ass

[@gurt.yuri3378]

Honestly would have run him over and stopped to kick his injured ass. I personally take sharp and fast corners for this reason. Noone that wants to live will step out in front of you. Those that do and get hit, got hit because they want to. Trust me. Have had police involved in these situations more than I want to count.

[@cosmicvoid239]

@@gurt.yuri3378 I ride a bike almost everyday and if he tried to pull that shit I would of turned around and knocked his ass of his bike and beat his ass he only acts all tough when he knows no one will say anything or come after him

[@benjamina6618]

He actually has a shockingly good like ratio and support in the comments

[@halvarmc671]

Well, there's a lot of assholes with bikes.

[@benjamina6618]

@@halvarmc671 I guess

[@halvarmc671]

@@benjamina6618 There really are, I've lost count of how many times I've almost killed someone on a bike in DC because they did something extremely stupid.

[@benjamina6618]

@@halvarmc671 hmm that doesn't seem true the point remains zeroenigma is an idiot

[@halvarmc671]

@@benjamina6618 Never disagreed with the point he's an idiot. I was stating how his ratio was so good.

[@DweebLord]

This guy just needs a single actual confrontation.

[@isidzukuri]

I think that'll only delay his video shiting schedule.

[@cfh86]

@@isidzukuri He doesn't do those videos every week I don't think. This is his every day work route. He must go to work mad and come home mad for nothing. 36 year old man acting like a 12 year old with l that cursing. He even has a car but refuses to take it because biking to him is better.

[@maximiliandort3489]

Yes, with a bus.

[@scottjohnnyhelgemoaune2951]

@@cfh86kind of ironic. Bicycle is probably the most dangerous vehicle you can use. Because it’s just you on a fast moving metal stick. Out of all the ways he could get to work: walking, bus, car, you get it. He chooses bicycle, and then complains about that people "might" hurt him. Btw, if he hits somebody, they’re the ones who’s gonna get hurt

[@abcd124]

​​@@scottjohnnyhelgemoaune2951maybe don't jaywalk? istg you probably defend drunk driving because "hE's FaR aWaY fRoM hOmE aNd CaN't GeT tHeRe WiThOuT hIs CaR !!!" not our problem if you jaywalk safely, until you don't look and get hit because of your stupidity. just cleaning the gene pool honestly

[@Hardjosh]

Old definition: Hypocrisy _noun_ the practice of claiming to have moral standards or beliefs to which one's own behavior does not conform; pretense. New definition: Hypocrisy _noun_ ZeroEngnima

[@ahybell4819]

this man is going to make everyone need a license to ride a bike. he should change his name to "zeroIQ".

[@RiderBlitz1.0]

Lol😆yeah

[@auck1969]

😂

[@9hk38f]

Why? Because he yells at other bikes who ride the wrong way? Cause he yells at pedestrians who walk across a bike lane, with their nose in there phone? Or cause he yells at cars that almost turn into him, even though he legally has the right away?

[@Rebelgamer1999]

@@9hk38f news flash the guy is a massive hypocrite and does all the same crap that he's being toxic to others for so I would think before talking next time bud.

[@9hk38f]

@@Rebelgamer1999 At what point in the video does he ride the wrong way? When does he cross on red with out paying attention, like all the pedestrians? And I am most certainly NOT your bud.

[@skooterbrah]

As a cyclist, this guy is an embarrassment! No wonder people hate us!

[@RiderBlitz1.0]

Yeah man,i feel you

[@lazycat5765]

Tldr, The guy in the video can die and I've nearly been hit over 20 times. I'm a cyclist too, and I feel like this guy can just die for breaking those rules. I don't follow all traffic rules, such as showing when I'm going to turn, but at least I have a good reason. If you're wondering what the reason is, then it's the fact that I've been hit 3 times and ignored over 20 times on a year. The times I was hit, I wasn't even doing anything wrong, yet I was literally one second from being killed. Another time I needed x-rays. Several of the times I was ignored, I could've been killed. Sadly I'm not overreacting.

[@lazycat5765]

@PlayStation On Not all of us have a car or are within walking distance to work. What you said is just dumb

[@lazycat5765]

@PlayStation On You'll have to catch me first

[@bfccarl2509]

@@lazycat5765Nearly been there had people overtake and immediately turn across my path while I'm doing 15 to 25 miles an hour. I'm lucky I have very good brakes. Not to mention how close I've been to being clipped by wing mirrors even though I've given the maximum amount of space I can give them on the country roads I travel. Wish some of them would try my journey once or twice they might actually develop a bit of patience.

[@09Maggio]

He sounds like he would burst into tears any moment

[@OddsandEnds]

he has got hit by cars and cyclist not paying attention and has broken his arm due to it, he films him just commuting to work

[@imaginaryconversations7006]

I'm honestly surprised he didn't yell at the pidgins too 😂

[@tschaytschay4555]

Same, I really expected it. :D

[@kudaunderscore9835]

He has but as a joke

[@RazyrDiarmait]

@@kudaunderscore9835 Well this guy is a joke, so ironic.

[@ethanwee5322]

tf is pidgins

[@typryor2227]

“Yep, that’s gonna help Mr ossifer.”

[@myhlo3956]

If this guy did this in England he would mostly would get jumped after he cussed them out the amount of 'roadmen' on bikes and e scooters is insane he would now survive here

[@c3ntip3d39]

He lives in NYC there are alot more people of that nature in NYC except that people in NYC own guns legally or illegally he could very well get shot but guess what he doesn't.

[@onelife5075]

How dare anyone pretend like they're the only one's on the road while he's out pretending he's the only one on the road. 🤣

[@markula_4040]

How is this guy still able to ride a bike at all? Would have assumed with him hurling insults at everyone in New York one person would have stopped him and beat the shit out of him because it's pretty obvious he couldn't fight his way out of a paper bag.

[@angkarbasil]

That would only happen if he tried this shit in Mott Haven

[@tale7955]

If he did this in my country they would've already stolen his bike and the ossifers wouldn't do shit.

[@Tinyfurball]

New York is full of people who insult each other.

[@ihatewafflepwn4447]

Enigma is a legend. He literally has it on camera if anyone does anything.

[@idkanymore9869]

@@ihatewafflepwn4447 camera don’t mean shit, you said that shit with confidence 💀

[@h0rriphic]

I imagine cops in NYC have bigger fish to fry than a grown man raging on a tricycle.

[@TehSquiddleDiddle]

One of these days he’s gunna run into someone that won’t take his shit and they Gunna chase him and beat him up ngl

[@tyler_schecter5805]

1:34 I love how the car is in the intersection way before he is but he still darts out in front of it and flicks off the driver

[@BenNuProductions]

Car doesn't have the right of way. Good God I hope you don't drive.

[@abcd124]

​@@BenNuProductionsI agree with you but he shouldn't have gotten in his way either. driver doesn't bother to check his mirrors then, probably doesn't even have his eyes open while he continues the turn

[@ryanbrandenburg9158]

I love that he yells at people for not following the traffic laws but he doesn’t either and he makes fun of people who are driving cars yet he can’t even drive a bike correctly

[@RiderBlitz1.0]

Yeah

[@techrvl9406]

There's one lady who he yells at, and he's stuck at a stop light with her and basically stammers. It's hilarious.

[@calmyoshiz]

@@techrvl9406 that's probably why he runs red lights. Scared someone he yelled at is behind him and he probably can't fight for shit

[@mannyislikethat]

He rides his bike correctly and the video shows? He follows the rules of the road. He isn't a scumbag bike rider who just runs through crowds or ride on the sidewalk or ebikes or mopeds making food deliveries. If he blows a red light, it's at an empty intersection with no people crossing. You'd never understand the frustration he and other NYC bikers understand unless you put yourself in his or others position. You've probably never watched a single one of his videos if you'd make all those assumptions.

[@mannyislikethat]

@@calmyoshiz He's been arrested for fighting twice. He has plenty of videos with him arguing with people he's flipped off or cussed out because of their stupidity while stopped at a red light, and he runs red lights when the intersection is clear, just like a pedestrian can.

[@il3968]

The ads juice think made me laugh. “Wrong way Ass juice” lol

[@moody634]

same here too that was the only comment he made that i laughed to

[@VTrucker777]

Underrated

[@kodak1587]

I swear in some parts of the world flipping off a driver is the last mistake you'll ever make lmao

[@abcd124]

new york is one of those places, but he doesn't care. his ego and the law is the only thing keeping the channel from going, and i love it.

[@Witchybeauty879]

This guy probably yells at his shower water for being too cold

[@vzwodb17]

He actually yells at birds in the bike lane.

[@Witchybeauty879]

​@@vzwodb17😂😂😂😂

[@stainlessstove4629]

How has this guy not been punched? Do this in Australia you'll get punched. Everyones chill but dont fuck with us.

[@spar22]

For real 😂 he has made like 110 of these videos and hasent gotten punched, im suprised

[@rustbloodeclipse]

@@spar22 He probably has, but it would hurt his ego too much to upload it.

[@g4ul969]

He never had tried it in the Bronx lol

[@nova14414]

Hey if he ever shows up there can you send a ticket so I can watch this guy get beat up? I would pay to watch that XD.

[@RiderBlitz1.0]

Video edited?

[@TimTrevelyrsago]

The Almighty ZeroEnigma, revolutionary by day, coward by night, accidentally mispronounces "officer". Way to go, assjuice

[@charleslarrenshell6469]

Those damn police Osifcers

[@Fares.415]

he is like the one npc in GTA who drives around furiously and insults everyone

[@rossiikukla]

I LOVE this guy! 'How do you suck at parallel parking in a space that wide?" LOL

[@TheCando911]

How has he not been hurt by someone by now, seriously?..

[@Rio_SenpaiYT]

idk , new york people are probably the most patient people on earth.. damn

[@TheStubbyPencil]

He probably loses every fight he gets into, therefore he doesn’t include them in his videos.

[@TheCando911]

@@TheStubbyPencil damn I hope this is true 😅

[@archiewebb-smith4368]

I am a cyclist and can understand why zero engima gets annoyed about someone not putting their indicator on as it has happened to me before. But you dont need to call them a “kumquat??” Lmao. He seems like he needs a better hobby

[@RiderBlitz1.0]

Yeah

[@savamihajlovic1445]

I also get annoyed when people don't give a signal or if someone drives the wrong way but this guy is taking it too seriosly

[@alejandrobermudez3302]

@@savamihajlovic1445 he’s literally crashed into civilians that were walking on the bike lane or trying to run it without looking

[@techrvl9406]

Cycling is an exercise in patience in general, as people do weird shit, like "Salmon bike". Guys like this are annoying too, because they're literally shit cyclists and somehow have the audacity to call randos out.

[@9hk38f]

@@alejandrobermudez3302 Well maybe they shouldn't walk on the bike lane. There is a CRAZY CONCEPT!!!!!

[@iamalbert06]

2:47 "how does traffic lights work?!" Proceeds to run red light.

[@KRYPTIC05]

It was yellow then turned red…

[@poisonouspotato1]

He needs to make this into a video game where you can disobey traffic laws but can press the insult button whenever he sees someone only slightly touching the bike lane

[@mutantbrain92]

I like how he's allowed to break the law but God forbid anyone else does.

[@the_feature_selector859]

That’s now how he thinks though? It’s about safety.

[@MIKE-cj4xl]

he does it because other people do it and to prove a point

[@Daequan12387]

@@the_feature_selector859Yet he literally ran a red light in the video

[@the_feature_selector859]

He is safe when running red lights. A lot of pedestrians run red lights without looking….this is not safe

[@Daequan12387]

@@the_feature_selector859 You shouldn’t be running red lights at all

[@Silvermoonwolf]

At least his name is accurate, he's a zero and an enigma

[@Hondunu]

If you knew what it's like to ride a bike in NYC, you'd understand why he gets upset. If anything most of it is justified, he sometimes goes too far tho.

[@harp1288]

@@Hondunu don’t ride a bike then get a vehicle or use the subway cause at this point he’s just begging someone to beat him up

[@The_Fancy_Duck]

I experience second hand embarrassment when he screeches at people in a crowed place.

[@Chris_Cross]

I sure do love watching videos that anger me for the entire day.

[@lacai527]

That dude is pure toxic, I believe if he looks mirror he wants to offend it aswell. People watch him?

[@RazyrDiarmait]

KZbin has proven that the majority of people watch those who act like this. Honestly waiting for the sonic boom that will occur when everyone wakes up.

[@Rensen01]

I just can imagine that people see him everyday on his little bike, running away from cops and they are just used to it

[@RiderBlitz1.0]

How did you see its a little bike?he said little man

[@abcd124]

he didn't run from the cops, corrupt cops (basically all of the NYPD) do that to legally kove traffic for their stingy asses, and he doesn't do this for fun, this is his daily commute

[@jimjenkins3226]

I like zero enigma overall. I find him entertaining and he is mostly spot on. Although, I think he would more respect with adding the name calling. Still, its funny.

[@patrick4662]

I don’t think he is technically or legally in the wrong in 99% of the content he uploads…. But his method and motivations are questionable to me. Also let’s not pretend this is happening in a vacuum or on some rural stretch of Highway in boundary county Idaho. This is clearly midtown Manhattan… maybe one of the worst places in the country for pedestrian and vehicle traffic, tons of tourists, and not big on etiquette. But he has this incredulity like he can’t believe people don’t follow the rules. Bikers just aren’t high on the food chain in midtown, pedestrians rule. It’s not like he’s in Amsterdam.

[@allenmcdonald1878]

"ASS JUICE"🤣🤣🤣☠️☠️☠️ caught me so off guard, I think my depression is cured

[@saberpotatoboy4151]

Nobody: His insults: “Wrong way GUt ChEesE”

[@jaywill4ever]

Isn't it "dick cheese"?

[@abcd124]

"dick cheese" ackshually ❤

[@goldenpandaboy1421]

6:04 im surprised he didn't yell at the birds for flying in the bike lane

[@RazyrDiarmait]

He is too bird brained to insult them.

[@FormerlyNYVulgarian]

When his videos suddenly stop uploading we’ll all know why lol.

[@RazyrDiarmait]

And we shall rejoice.

[@FormerlyNYVulgarian]

@@RazyrDiarmait it can happen. I mean his route isn’t hard to figure out if you live in NYC. He’s never disrespected me but I’d like to wait in between cars and rush him screaming BANG as he passes by lol.

[@adivbroder]

I'm crying please do more of his videos lol lmfao

[@antoniodbz5850]

Hes acting like bikes don't need to slow down when there are people in front, like only cars slow down NOT BIKES!!!

[@RiderBlitz1.0]

I know Right?so dumb

[@RealADnE]

i live in a small city in sweden with around 100k people and the traffic laws here barely exist. would love to see him here. or in Russia wich is even worse

[@RiderBlitz1.0]

I was thinking the same 😂

[@libertyprime619]

He cant even obey traffic laws

[@calessel3139]

In Russia he'd probably get run over by a speeding tank.

[@RealADnE]

@@calessel3139 more like a drunk driver or a driver without lessons. very high deathrate when it comes to traffic in russia. if my great granparents didnt leave i probably wouldnt be here lol

[@calessel3139]

@@RealADnE I was just joking because you always see videos of Russian tanks randomly driving thru the cities. But yeah, 90% chance he would be killed by a drunk driver there.

[@Orbea2115]

He suffers from Depression...

[@kiannaquick]

I was surprised he didn’t yell at the pedestrian in front of him also trying to get through the tight traffic to cross the street.

[@mynameskorg464]

3:08 See? See that f...ing pigeon cutting him the road? OUTRAGEOUS!

[@meyifon2481]

*Keeps turning to shout at everyone.* *Hits truck ahead of him.* So much for safe driving.

[@abbij2009]

I'm surprised he didn't tell the birds to get off the road.

[@amandataebby]

That guy is in the wrong city if he can't handle traffic and pedestrians

[@yellowrubberducky12]

I feel like all these videos are going to catch up with him. I’m just going to sit here and wait for the day this guy gets charged.

[@abcd124]

oh nooo, charged for running a light while endangering no one ! scary ! grow up

[@forreallium_music17]

@@abcd124You are a grown man. Stop riding this little guy’s meat. It’s like you actually have an obsession with him, so much that any other channel that calls him out, you show up at the blink of an eye to stop the bad guys😭💀🫵🏽 you cringe af gang😬🌽🏀🫵🏽

[@goingcrazy3847]

@@abcd124it’s been two years and this comment still got to you 😂

[@arkvoodleofthesacredcrotch6060]

"Don't worry I took care of him for you" "I ain't worried about you" Basically the synopsis for that dude's yt channel

[@thatboy2steppin]

He was definitely that kid in school that picked fights with people but when he gets hit he runs to tell the teacher😅

[@Skyflydaddy1775]

Breaking news: New York cyclist shot after telling someone a jizzy sock.

[@freemanwithoutthephd639]

"What a sad, strange little man, you have my pity. Farewell."

[@UrielSepsis]

enigma = "a person or thing that is mysterious or difficult to understand" Zero Enigma indeed! Everybody who spend time with small children that haven't fully grasped yet that they are not the center of the universe recognizes the thought process of this clown. I wonder how he still can ride his bike with all the drag of his massive ego.

[@abcd124]

but grown asa adults aren't little toddlers, they're fully capable adults who don't take responsibility for their actions

[@t3xtfil3]

August was actually triggered

[@CrazyAlaskanCoDShot]

"hes gonna call them a kumquat and get f***** blasted" XD

[@AACantu11]

“How is it so hard to parallel park” Well if you had a car you’d know

[@taintedspaghetti6155]

he too poor lmao.

[@manosst4711]

he has a car.

[@ChefMcToastEM]

He dose have a car, you just can’t do the research to find out

[@danielz1666]

One less worry when you ride a bike

[@cakeguyc]

he has a 2015 grand cherokee do your research before you talk 😂

[@orirahmani8265]

the thing thats making me laugh about him is that he curses like a child

[@tavog8150]

Lol @ assjuice!

[@Masters-rc9sc]

Because the people he's insult all have IQs below room temperature, so he's giving them insults they'd understand.

[@cerebraltackle]

As long as his last ride is caught on camera.

[@user-xy8qo8gn5d]

Bro, some people in zeroEnigma comments, are like I appreciate this guy for all the hard work he does I could never let words hurt me. which I could never understand all he does is ride his bike down the street and throws pity insults at people this guy is the definition of being an asshole lol.

[@Ser-Lusacan]

I'm actually impressed with how puny he must feel to be able to think of all these Pety insultes

[@larrygonzolaz2841]

This is the most underrated duck on youtube

[@jonescrusher1]

He's got a point with some of this, but totally undermines himself at every opportunity

[@RazyrDiarmait]

Ya, if only he'd actually do what he preaches.

[@MostHighEmperorPalpatine]

8:07 "i ain't worried about you!" Lol, probably the most new york response I've heard 😂

[@dragonbfire999]

8:18 this dude is a hypocrite he said to sum dude ‘get on the street coward’ the he goes and rides on the street

[@EnuCan]

This man is sad and miserable, I hope someone helps him get over his fear of not being a hero for a day

[@laphonz]

zeroenigma is in the right, and for good reason. Risk my safety, you're an asshole

[@ivek255]

He needs to cool down in prison for his liftime

[@Potassium-Feldspar]

More like those who come up to him.

[@mysterylovescompany2657]

If he keeps looking for trouble, he's going to find it. Probably at the wrong end of a bumper.

[@RazyrDiarmait]

After watching this, I can't feel sorry for him when it happens.

[@ColtonPoorman]

This guy’s vocabulary is huge

[@shyguywearingtie5491]

It's like an npc in a game with 3-4 lines that they'll cycle through when you try to talk to them.

[@leaner226]

either im trpipping or u gained 20k subs in like a week godam ur a legend mate love ur content

[@RiderBlitz1.0]

He did gained

[@afakeboxofporkramen5334]

Ever see Feeding Steven Like 600000 in a month

[@nout1972]

I just wonder for how much longer he gets to keep his teeth...

[@mencken8]

I wouldn’t bet on his life expectancy.

[@parcormasteryesiknowispell4337]

I would, I would just bet that it is low.

[@Fardbadingle]

And i think his toxicity has corrupted his viewers too

[@Hondunu]

You could say that, but you can also say that's typical of New York to not give a fuck about others and their safety. Some of his viewers just understand the conditions of riding a bike in NYC.

[@FloxToxington]

6:36 Ocifer

[@Wurstfinger-rl1zi]

This guy is the reason why car drivers hate bikers so much.