Nikocado Avocado Is Getting Worse

[@augusttheduck]

Three hours, three hours of watching Nikocado Avocado. I hope it was worth it.

[@morganperry9198]

It was :)

[@feelingfroggy-r4t]

We owe you a debt of gratitude...thank you..three hours...the horror ! eeeeeeeek!

[@fuzewinsblyat4609]

Your a brave man Mr duck God speed

[@morganperry9198]

@Kristal oh no a Nick fan 🤢 are you the one that pays $300 a month to watch him eat himself to death? Or was that different brown noser 🤔

[@veryunusualcomments5446]

How does a person who makes such good content have 3k subs you need a shit ton more

[@Jayplaymm2aimt]

"This man is literally speedrunning heart failure" wow so true say that to his face he'll start crying and making a tantrum as if he was a 4yo.Edit:I made war

[@Jayplaymm2aimt]

@Karsyn Richer im 10 and i dont do this crap, crying when he drop his fries, childish.

[@Jayplaymm2aimt]

@Karsyn Richer this person is the type of guy to celebrate losing one pound by eating 34 pounds of McDonalds 😑

[@itsnola8095]

Put dream speed run song and make a time laps of all his vids just to show he’s speed running to heart disease

[@pastumbrella228]

@Liam Gordon kzbin.info/www/bejne/iJKloaysgM-EoNU I got it

[@pizndiz7603]

He did not upload for long i thinl hea died

[@susorasu]

"this ball of a human" amazing

[@Jayplaymm2aimt]

Forbiden bouncy ball

[@luciigoosii]

It would bounce if he farted

[@itzslayr1435]

@@luciigoosii I’m not sure if it will fly but I’m pretty sure it will explode

[@ifoldyougo6517]

so an exploding forbidden bouncy ball that leaks literal liquid shit? 10/10 imho

[@boromirhimself7528]

@@ifoldyougo6517 and has the most annoying voice has tantrums and eats 10000 calories a day and lies about his weight

[@schmeppie4234]

“You are what you eat.” He doesn’t even eat avocados, yet he’s the spitting image of one

[@Bespoke_Builds]

Oh god 😂😂😂

[@jojoyayathereal]

yeeeep........

[@jojoyayathereal]

noooooooooo................

[@allykayx]

Lmao

[@bingbong158]

U right

[@claytonhard]

I have always struggled with weight since a child, to see someone abuse it for "comedy" is heartbreaking... honestly makes it seem a complete joke what some people actually go through...

[@BlankMoments]

Hey, whatever you're doing to have better health. You're doing great. Keep up the good work.

[@WhiskyWombat556]

Shit I’ve struggled with it since I was a little kid. I’ve lost then regained then lost again and so on and so forth. It’s a tough process and it hurts that he uses it for comedy

[@JGProductions6581]

I have been trying to be fat

[@mimaaellian2678]

It is comedic because it isnt realistic. He makes fun of himself.

[@elinavoronina3185]

It's different here; he is genuinely crazy over views and money. He is almost fully mentally unstable because of how popular it makes him.

[@bowlooatmeal1428]

"His heart is literally the strongest machine" Nickocado: *proceeds to cry* Me: i guess not

[@HoaPham-ub2ye]

His heart must be a robot’s

[@pleasantsodashibas8486]

that played as a read this lol

[@albertusaswin2012]

His heart is made of Rick Astley.

[@helloimnameless]

Nah his heart is so strong it can handle stage 99 diabetes

[@rexthelegend3180]

I’ve seen children more mature. This has to be an act, right?

[@aloneremote6601]

Dear god I hope so.

[@righteousindignation]

@@aloneremote6601 that makes it worse 🤦‍♂️

[@kentuckywildcatgobigblue7190]

My four year niece is more mature

[@idkwhatiamdoing7715]

The kids in my school are more mature than him and we are 8th graders

[@nixxiien]

Right, I’ve seen children more mature too! I don’t get how he’s a 28 year old and he’s acting like a baby- I can’t believe how he thought WATER was the problem of how he’s getting fat- water is supposed to be healthy! Please- oh please- this is the weirdest mukbanger I’VE EVER SAW Lol

[@shpligaphlorp2186]

This guy is the actual definition of a “man-child”

[@staringcorgi6475]

Christan weston chandler is a better definition

[@walnutleader3406]

Right up there with big Ed

[@highluxpotato810]

I looked in the dictionary and man-child got replaced by Nikocado Avocado

[@manzencodm8664]

Man baby

[@tasm63]

on the topic of man-child, my mom thinks the definition of man-child is being a pedo. like what the fuck

[@mayatheduck6682]

I want to know how he isn’t bigger with how badly he eats.

[@augusttheduck]

His metabolism and all the water he drinks of course

[@mayatheduck6682]

@@augusttheduck Don’t forget you have to take out the bones too

[@Darkar251]

Hey man, remember, he doesn't drink soft drinks

[@mitch3443ful]

He was 140 lbs just 4 years ago. 50lbs a year. Seems about right for the way he eats. If he keeps going he will be 400 by summer of 2021

[@myst1que_mach1ne]

@@mitch3443ful That's more than my father, and he's in his 50s while currently on a diet since we just found out he's diabetic. Wtf.

[@TheStoryTeller117]

"Not enough food!" As a 23 yr old who is allergic to tree nuts, peanuts, eggs, dairy, gluten, poultry, all seafood and shellfish, it makes me just feel pity for these people. I have struggled many times over the last 6 yrs to vary my diet. If I could wish to gain one food back I would. Duck. I appreciate your commitments to watch this ball of a human stuff his face. 👍

[@1nzagh1]

Damn. How do you live normally with all of those allergies.

[@TheStoryTeller117]

@@1nzagh1 one of two questions I get asked everytime I relay them to anyone.

[@廖昱智-q8h]

@@TheStoryTeller117 you deserve better than this.

[@TheStoryTeller117]

@@廖昱智-q8h I just hope that one day, they all just disappear. 🤞

[@clareparkes]

I am allergic to oxygen

[@Leahxzana]

I'm honestly kind of pleased of how Orlin is telling this guy that he's wrong about how he acts and is literally eating himself to heart failure. Even if nikocado isn't directly being told he's most likely going to die, i'm with Orlin on this one

[@rogue3475]

So we are all in agreement that this man is 180% grease

[@johnmoran7117]

Indeed.

[@ospreyphil8995]

He consists of so much grease anytime he walks into s first food restaurant he’s classed as a fire hazard. Among other things

[@rogue3475]

@@ospreyphil8995 nice one

[@johannsanchocuevas7854]

The 20% is baby

[@ashark7935]

Nah at least 230%

[@susorasu]

I barely made it through these 14 minutes.. I can't believe you watched 3 hours of his content 😭 I hope you rewarded yourself after editing this video

[@augusttheduck]

I gave myself a good ten minute self pity session

[@ShotoTodoroki-if6vy]

@@augusttheduck you should have done 10 hours

[@Venom-xb4jx]

CELEBRATING WATCHING 3 HOURS OF NIKOCADO BY EATING 3 POUNDS OF SUBWAY #AUGUSTTHEDUCKISCOOL

[@man_-1]

@@augusttheduck lol

[@thatdude._.]

@@ShotoTodoroki-if6vy more like 10 weeks

[@gamet2004]

0:03 I love the transition he makes from crying to dancing with punching in the air

[@Oliviagameingandedits]

LOL ME TOO

[@scramblineggs8659]

I think something that people don't realize is that he wasn't always like this. Avocado used to be a super healthy vegan who was an insanely talented musician and could hold remarkable intelligent conversations. He came of as a bit of a pretentious ass at times, but other than that he was a pretty pleasant dude. I don't know what happened, if maybe he had a psychotic break, or if he went through some serious trauma at some point, but whatever happened, I feel sorry for the guy. Yeah, he's super immature, and he acts like a spoiled child, and those are the parts of him that I have no sympathy for, I'm fairly certain those are of his own accord. But every so often, something breaks through and you can see the genuine misery and hopelessness in this guy. It's those brief moments that make me realize that there's something here beyond his control. There's a part of him that is so desperate to go back to the way he used to be, but he doesn't have the control or the strength to do so. Avocado needs some serious help. He needs a dietician, intense therapy, and more than anything, I think he needs someone to show him just how much people care. There might not be a ton of people out there who care about him, but he needs that they exist. I really hope that something changes. This world is sad enough without all of us laughing at someone's psychological torture.

[@mimaaellian2678]

He wasnt healthy as a vegan and he isnt healthy now.

[@PingX45]

I ain’t reading all of that

[@fatimezahratebir4538]

Bro wrote a whole poet💀

[@unicornpupart]

i knew he was an vegan when he first started his channel before anyone mentioned it this also isnt a long comment i've seen worse.

[@kristiskinner8542]

​@@PingX45the fact that some ppl think if a comment or reply is longer than 2 sentences its "too long" "too much to read" is pretty pathetic

[@Moooniemoon]

I cant tell if he's over acting intentionally or if he's just insane

[@Bread_User]

I can tell he insane 4:27

[@andrewp3358]

It’s for clout. U think he acted like this before KZbin? I doubt it. He’s a kid who likes attention. Just like the other people he collaborates with because that’s their income. I never seen his vids, but it’s pretty obvious that his viewers don’t learn shit from his content. Hard to respect someone who watches a man child’s content. Yikes

[@Shrando]

@@andrewp3358 i think he started faking it, then it became part of his personality and now he can't help but do it.

[@Shrando]

@mindharvester i feel like thats a bit much. limiting his food intake is enough, i think.

[@DatBoi_TheGudBIAS]

@@Bread_User uk, just the typical daily satanic ritual, how u thing he didn't died yet?

[@dotmagic8027]

When this man inevitably dies from stuffing his face everyone who supported him should be charged with murder because I personally don't see any possible reason anyone would actually want to pay to watch that other than sitting there with a maniacal laugh tapping their fingers amongst themselves as he slowly kills himself

[@Redshirtgaming96]

Well one less immature man in the world

[@Skelterbane69]

@@Redshirtgaming96 This is why I want him to continue lol

[@baconbro6867]

Let alone his only fans:')

[@phobia7786]

Tbh this guy deserves it….He wanted this

[@johnl5350]

It'd be assisted suicide at worst. He seems pretty enthusiastic about his own death.

[@MrChai-xb7is]

"This man is speed running heart failure" I gunna use this some where...

[@somethingsomething2685]

ikr

[@Vigilante-k4q]

When you believe a lie long enough it becomes the truth

[@epikmemerzgrawwr7122]

4:03 don't want to be disrespectful, but santa was the first thing that came in my mind when I heard this.

[@itsmemarrio1339]

i believe both of him and his bf are both into this ,being clown gives you a lot of attention which equals money plus fam , but they could be into this as age play thing due to the fact its cringe as hell for most of us,he keeps doing it plus how hard its to be spoiled angry child ?

[@augusttheduck]

I thought about that as well. Definitely a possibility.

[@Av8r-Opr8r]

*This guy divorced puberty*

[@AJXO.]

his bf isnot

[@AJXO.]

kzbin.infoSOOR7XEYNIU?feature=share

[@MagikGimp]

The MOST IMPORTANT thing to stress is to keep watching these compilation videos and please, do not *EVER* visit any of Nick's channels at all.

[@dwaynegreene152]

I feel the same way. Get this stuff 2nd hand so he dont get the veiw. Id rather watch theDuck anyways

[@yuridc1780]

Whos nick?

[@justanothermomsamanthagh5191]

Me toooooo. If you don't already know Stephanie Soo, she's a mukbanger who actually deserves the views, and ever since seeing her videos on what he did to her I swore to never watch a single video from him

[@theNewBee]

That guy sounds like Master Shake

[@carminemallozzi242]

Wait, you are here too???

[@jusyoniox]

My fucking legend himself arrived here

[@klarencebrown7725]

You have a be sub 😍😂

[@johnl5350]

Yeah, acts like him too.

[@crazyjay4207]

Yasssss lmao

[@nutnutmeg]

The fact that he managed to sum up a 45 minute long video in under 5 minutes says something about Nick’s content.

[@KBXband]

Supporting this dude through patreon is the biggest waste of money on the planet besides buying a Tesla.

[@morganperry9198]

Wow this guy really needs to get a grip! He’s been living in his KZbin bubble for so long he doesn’t realize money can’t save you from heart failure 💀 great video august

[@blytzoharchived5728]

ima destroy these 69 likes

[@unableto_accessaddi8710]

@@blytzoharchived5728 you monster

[@hassanoladimeji2097]

@@unableto_accessaddi8710 good he destroyed it

[@siravyaverageyoutuber5802]

well, technically it can if you count giant hospital bills

[@hoboflapjacks]

“This man is literally speed running heart failure.” LOL FR

[@why9725]

nikkicado avocado is like jingling keys in front of a baby. Just movement and loud noises.

[@Anasumi]

Add a food Russian roulette to that and I would agree 100% Its just a matter of time till he drops choking on a chicken nugget.

[@kuro.hitsuji]

The way Orlin talks to him is how I imagine Ryan from Ryan's World will start acting in videos in a few years

[@gameanader]

If nick was the grinch with his heart 3x smaller he would be dead

[@maisaanmohamed1267]

The Bigger his body gets. The smaller his brain becomes. - By Me -

[@cesargarza3925]

*by a god

[@haydenplamenco332]

By a *LEGEND*

[@yuniverse1]

By the creator of mankind and earth*

[@shepherddog1199]

The smoother his brain becomes, you mean

[@shaggy7619]

Joshua Kellar his brain was smooth when he was born

[@elijahkelley7616]

You deserve more subscribers than Niko, honestly.

[@happythanos6632]

@@randomcommunist6276 yes

[@LeatherNinja]

Any decent human being on KZbin deserves more than him

[@unicornpupart]

100%

[@charmandor3603]

Saying as I'm 300 lbs and I don't have 1/10th of his stomach, he literally has zero muscle

[@GrubbingRust]

Bro wtf 300 and no stomach you’re definitely on gear

[@vinyldash2333]

Same. I actually do shit, and know what work is, so that may be part of it.

[@J4sh06]

@Pablo Trujillo wtf, no man that's just hard work, 2 hours in the gym every day for a few years gets u like that, hard work

[@al-jamilagress2701]

@@GrubbingRust he said not 1/10, they obviously have a stomach. Muscle weighs more than fat, so op is plausible.

[@ericwashingtonjr4440]

Facts

[@ohnotagain851]

For someone who occasionally binges, watching this does surprise me. Like how does he not get sick of eating this much? It'd be exhausting at this point. Moving would be painful. He'd feel sick everyday. Like his determination to ignore all that is impressive. Or it's just money. Probably, it's all about the money.

[@buffer_brain1917]

He probably doesn’t eat for 24-48 hours beforehand. Also I wouldn’t be surprised if at this point his stomach is so used to eating that much food, it’s accommodated to it

[@chocolatechipeggos1825]

00:00 Dude, right when he starts crying and freaking out, he looks like a balloon that someone blew up and just let go of.

[@nicholaslaport3354]

If he did a weightloss series he would make a trillion dollars. Everyone loves a comeback story

[@rejakecap]

unfortunately, he don't

[@dirtyfox2289]

i agree i love someone losing weight and living life to the fullest

[@ataharkaif4244]

Maybe that's what his plan all along!!

[@chronicallytiredmedstudent]

@@ataharkaif4244 I really hope it is. If not, then we're all watching a man kill himself for money

[@superultragiggachigga]

Sad thing is I would totally watch it which further proves you right.

[@genuinelyspoken6611]

I cant even eat close to how much he eats an hour jesus christ i can eat like one burger and be full for like half the whole day

[@demonhunter5196]

One of his meals could cover a whole day of my eating or maybe even two.

[@schrodingerskatze4308]

@@demonhunter5196 At least a weak for me. Everyday a Burger and a little bit of something else is enough for me.

[@thatkid0893]

I eat no where close to what he eats that alone would fill me up for days

[@johnl5350]

I weigh about 270, 6 foot 4. But, I can't eat anywhere near what this moron can guzzle. I'm not in prime shape by any means, but damn.

[@nosky9296]

I eat one burger and i lose all appetite for the whole day, reason why i try to avoid junk food as much as possible.

[@Level_of_violence]

I seriously feel bad for his boyfriend even if it's probably all an act. Imagine doing this almost every day.

[@Crystal.689]

Fr

[@Sapient_Pearwood]

His boyfriend/husband loves it. Orlan is a feeder, this is literally his kink.

[@feraltaco4783]

Having to act this crap out every day would cause me to psychologically collapse in a very short amount of time.

[@Zeus-t9b]

IKR.

[@AsymptoteInverse]

Well-said. Even if every bit of this is an act, the act itself (on top of the visible weight problem) has to be exhausting.

[@bilson7523]

10:35 What's even more concerning/obvious is water weight the way he means it functions the opposite of how he describes. You tend to hold onto water and keep fat when you drink too little water or too much salt. Because water has no calories and is used in several of our bodily functions, consuming a lot of it actually helps you lose weight, atleast presuming you're not drinking so much its toxic, but that's pretty difficult to do unintentionally. Granted, I'm not a doctor, and he is clearly acting/trolling, just found it funny to consider that if he was drinking a lot of water as he claims, he would actually have very little "water weight."

[@duyphan4617]

0:11 that one moment when a fully grown adult is weaker that a kid.

[@ABlueSnowday]

I used to watch him years ago when he was hinged. I honestly have no idea how he’s still popular, alive, or not exhausted from living this way. I stopped watching because I think he is a professional troll.

[@us4rname481]

A professional troll jokes around, he’s in it mostly for the money from what i know, and professional trolls know what there doing.

[@Sami-the-stranger]

Dude, you make so many amazing videos and they get WAY less attention than they deserve

[@Sidraughen]

I'm mostly disgusted by him willingly eating soggy, lukewarm noodles.

[@Geico23]

Same

[@zezus001]

Noodles are supposed to be soggy

[@duyphan4617]

ehm....depending on which type of noodles, noodles can be wet, mate.

[@travisallen14]

@@zezus001 dude no there not, yes you can keep them in the water if YOU want but that’s just you.

[@zezus001]

@@travisallen14 🫣

[@hp.ennis12]

3:37 to 3:50 is like when your siblings won't get out of the bathroom

[@davidecirina8586]

4:33 He's summoning Ronald McDonald from the undead

[@Stringcheezgames]

What even more sad is before Nikocado Avocado became known for eating he was a really talented violinist

[@chronicallytiredmedstudent]

Exactly! He was so talented too. It's really quite sad to see the corruption of a man's soul

[@chrishenniker5944]

I bet he still is. He should go back to the violin. He should have started a band, which I see as a mix of blues, country, R&B, classical and jazz. In an alternate universe (or historical timeline), he could be a great concert violinist.

[@keshikitsama]

with the amount of times he's violently *shaking his camera* there should be seizure warnings on all his videos lmao

[@keshikitsama]

@MuMMiFieD did i ask? 😀

[@1nzagh1]

@@keshikitsama what did they say

[@keshikitsama]

@@1nzagh1 i don't remember lmao

[@siravyaverageyoutuber5802]

@@1nzagh1 cringe username

[@cayladettra7218]

Nick: "This isn't even that much food." Table: *every square inch of it covered in nothing but food*

[@epresley8324]

I discovered your channel the other day and have nearly died laughing a number of times. Came for the Karens, stayed for the Duck. You’re a legend.

[@barbarjinx3802]

I’m going to skip 2 meals today. He’s an inspiration to everyone who doesn’t want to look like him.

[@worldwidewonders681]

Don’t do that. You will be super hungry and will end up eating too mutch. Try eating every 4-5 hours.

[@twinphalanx4465]

That will actually cause your body to think its starving and will cause you to gain weight, eat every 4-5 hours small to medium healthy meals and exercise use and you'll shed weight

[@Fudo1]

12:30 i died at this part 💀🤣🤣🤣 “this man is literally speed running heart failure”

[@BRICK_FX]

Imagine a world where people dont support cringe content....they wouldn't even survive a day of a real job

[@N_manMETA11]

KZbin has a lot of scumbag clickbaiters who just drag videos to 8 minutes. I hate those people, but I cannot express how much *less* likable people like Nico are to me, absolutely ZERO effort to better himself. At *least* a scumbag MrBossFTW-like channel can say they aren't destroying their lives, their extremely fortunately positioned lives. At least a MrBoss can tell their family members they're making a strong living, and they're in good health and not totally embarrassing themselves. But Nico, he doesn't even have the self respect to better himself. He doesn't have the self-respect to learn ways to better his health while he still has the chance. I think if he started running, and he cut out carbs and fried food today, he could save himself, but his current condition paired with his trajectory, as well as his track record as a whiny man-child with no discipline and seemingly no self-respect, I genuinely think this man is going to fuck around and kill himself at this rate, and it's frustrating to me. He's taking a 1 in a million scenario, where you get to film yourself AT HOME bullshitting for 8 minutes and make $250k off of it, and he's going to die of heart failure in his 30s or 40s before he even gets to TASTE an analytical peak. I don't feel bad for *him* because he has no eithic, and as you said, would be totally unable to work a 9-5 job to put food on the table, and both his situation and his mindset are self-inflicted, entirely avoidable issues, but what *does* absolutely crush me is both the opportunities he's well on his way to blowing away, and more importantly, his family back home that has to sit and watch as he acts a fool in front of thousands of people, and completely mutilate both his health, and his legacy. I've made it a rule to myself, if I ever got internet-famous, I'm going to work a normal job still to keep me humbled and practiced, and I'm going to make my content something I could show my parents or grand parents without being embarrassed, and to my niece without ruining her behavior.

[@pendle_sendlebq11]

0:51 … 2024…. He became the villiain

[@AFarmerCalledChicken]

I refuse to believe he’s so close in age to me. I refuse. I sincerely hope I don’t lose my mind like he did when I turn 28 this October

[@smokingthereefer92]

You doing good?

[@elusive4557]

Lose your mind?

[@smokingthereefer92]

@@elusive4557 I think he's dead

[@elusive4557]

@@smokingthereefer92 hopefully we don't see the poor bastard on the news 😭

[@YOURISAWHAT_2841]

Did you lose your mind when you turned 28?

[@kcoop1425]

5:24 “Not enough food” WHAT DO YOU MEAN BRO THAT CAN FEED ME AT LEAST 5 TIMES OVER

[@jaccjiang5731]

“Doing things half-way” Well he sure as hell went the full way to achieve the decay of his life

[@quack9081]

ur WAY too underrated

[@jomakjomak6641]

Love ur profile pick

[@mysticrose4905]

Your pfp is just.....y e s

[@quack9081]

@@mysticrose4905 thanks :)

[@quack9081]

@@jomakjomak6641 thank u :)

[@gamejunkie4035]

8:15 nick looks like Shrek ☠️

[@aynat3068]

Don't disrespect him like that!! And by him I mean Shrek

[@NimaTheChef]

This aged like a fine wind

[@whats-a-smile6426]

At 3:19 I legit thought that I was smelling his sh*t from my phone. But nope just my dog farting

[@95fdillon]

"This guy's heart must be the most overworked machine in human history" never seen my liver and kidneys

[@jackerlink3571]

the sad thing is that he cant even come to terms with reality to the point that he will literally subtarcat the "weight of his bones and water weight"

[@writingmystory2324]

I would say poor Orlin, but like he brought himself into this. He fell in love with this man. He cursed himself with this man and his KZbin mukbang things. He cursed himself with Nick's childish demeanor of having tantrums and crying fits. I am sorry, Orlin. This was on you, bud

[@Krakenborn654]

Perhaps if Nik dies, Orlin can finally be set free

[@vakarisrasimavicius5124]

​@@Krakenborn654 it has been five months and he is still not dead

[@Krakenborn654]

@@vakarisrasimavicius5124 unfortunately

[@LeatherNinja]

@@Krakenborn654 I don't think he deserves to die but it is a wonder how he hasn't died

[@insslash822]

Why can’t KZbin just stop this

[@puddlespuddles5208]

I do not feel sorry for him really. He knows what he is doing deep down and the flow of money is only exacerbating his condition and need for attention. It is a shitty positive feedback loop in this regard. In many ways the modern internet and TikTok has become the modern day freak shows where millions of people can watch people do weird (and sometimes harmful shit to themselves and others) things while sitting on the toilet or bored without any of the negative stigma of perpetuating the continuation of such acts since it is all done in the relative privacy and anonymity of the internet. In other words, want people to stop posting stupid shit and acting like children for "fame" and money? Then millions of people are going to have to find a different way to get their short laughs/shock value (which I do not see happening any time soon if at all). Anyway, Love your channel, just found it a couple days ago and happy to see the deserved sub growth that you are getting.

[@god8628]

U good?

[@zezus001]

Ok, too long didn’t read

[@boragenckul7422]

@@zezus001 basically he is saying that avacado guy deep down knows whats he doing but keep doing it because earns a lot of money and its a fair point cuz i would sell my soul for a decent amount of money lol

[@zezus001]

@@boragenckul7422 Ok, too long didn’t read

[@fenwar9060]

A very percise and accurate point. 👏👏

[@yaxocieus2935]

11:34 this man's stomach is a literal bowling boll

[@specialistvett4596]

He can literally get a strike because of his weight lmao

[@djtoxicdhg]

8:10 what the actual fuck why would nick not cut that out of his video??‽??

[@EvilRiceGuy]

For comedic purposes

[@jazz26]

9:35 "i will. BYE."

[@mykids5561]

The McDonald's icecream machine is more functional than their relationship.

[@BaloonLlama6056]

Jesus Christ Nicacado avocado him self could feed entire Africa

[@xavierlol_]

LOL

[@highluxpotato810]

Bro, he’s the SIZE of Africa

[@royalguardracing6341]

@@highluxpotato810 lmao

[@4soandypk]

One of his “meals” could feed everyone in Africa

[@nonameghost1156]

Yes that is true.

[@Mert_Yanik]

As a diabetic my blood-sugar raises just by watching the amount of food he inhales

[@ronansmith8485]

hes going to gain so much fat that it will compress his lungs into a diamond

[@V0ID_beats]

lmao

[@jinxstales9307]

I think this is the first time I was grateful for ads.

[@TickleMonster333]

The fact he’s wearing compression socks tells me something is seriously wrong

[@mysticrose4905]

August: how can I ruin a part of my brain The 3 hours: *y e s*

[@jay_cloakz]

12:24 had me dying I almost chocked on my cereal 😂💀☠️

[@yeeshanmalik8353]

The sheer endurance required to watch his videos. This could be a competitive sport in itself. I need some dream theater after watching this.

[@raven8637]

14:23 Me: "JOKES ON YOU MY GRANDMAS DEAD"

[@siravyaverageyoutuber5802]

3 years later, this aged well.

[@EnbyAmber]

Nik: It's Not Even That Much Food Me: Bitch Just Half Of What's On That God Dam Table Is Way More Than I've Eaten This Entire Week

[@EmbeddedWithin]

For me: month

[@redmend2793]

there needs to be a joker vs nickocado movie.

[@Bcosmetics]

Even joker is like aM I a JOke tO yOu??

[@cesargarza3925]

Ngl I think he could be a good singer if he STOPS ACTING LIKE A LITTERAL CHILD

[@wordmonster448]

I think he could be a good singer if he's healthy but yeah he's a child

[@Ivy-s5j]

"This is WATER WEIGHT!" *Continues to eat mass amounts of food with a little bit of water.*

[@FlynMaker7]

6:19 LMAO why did that make me laugh so much

[@genralie3264]

The amount of food this guy eats could feed a family in a bomb shelter for 20yrs

[@trickyvickyplays1933]

Most inspirational thing ever "I'm not fat" I just weigh as much as an M1 Abrams

[@enimem8448]

The way nikocado cries makes me laugh, he sounds like a baby laughing

[@IDI_NULL]

"I'm having to hold my hands up, and it's very tiresome." So uhh, we just gonna glaze over this line? He said he was getting tired from holding his hands up and putting sauce on his ramen. Bros energy is declining on the spot.

[@mariobaic6180]

Nic doing the math for his dressed weight (total mass minus organs, bones, head, etc...), is completely normal for animals that weigh 300-700lbs.

[@V_______]

Prime example of a person who shouldn’t have been allowed to leave home.

[@invisiblediscos9412]

thank you for watching this man so we don't have to. seeing him making me nauseous so I couldn't imagine even watching one of his videos for more than a minute. How this man hasn't been hospitalized or put into rehab yet I'll never understand

[@salture0951]

"Let's celebrate my weight loss" PROCEEDS TO GAIN MORE WEIGHT BY EAT SOLOING A FEAST

[@izzyyzzz]

iDK WHY BUT He sounds like that one cousin who complains about everything 💀- i dont even know why i just thought of that

[@skyuzumaki-q4j]

Niko: I don’t know why I am getting fat Also him: get 3000 pounds worth of uncooked noodles to eat

[@alexdube2225]

Why can’t I tell the difference between him laughing and crying

[@quinn2542]

This doesn't even seem like something a 5 year old would do, what is wrong with people that make them think this a good idea, much less put it on the internet.

[@terrancefrea3827]

14:00 that one seen from the Lorax “let it die let It die let is die!”

[@wisewisdomtooth]

His transformation is almost complete, he's turning into an avocado

[@victore8342]

3:34 do that for about 45 minutes everyday and you just might make it to 40 years old

[@thegoldbarbecue684]

“This man is literally speed-running heart failure” funniest thing I’ve heard in ages