The Worst Dhar Mann Video of the Year

[@TuanAnhLe-wn7gk]

"I'll call you back." 911 operator: "Understandable, have a good day."

[@kirahhdrop]

Breaks the phone and drops it in a glass cup*

[@Chuck_EL]

​@@kirahhdrop "So ya see, someone once told me, it's like i always say I'll call em back"

[@kirahhdrop]

@@Chuck_EL 😂

[@MsKeebe]

911: Oh. Sorry to bother you, sir.

[@Headless_Basil._]

💀

[@feraltaco4783]

"I'll call you back." That had me rolling. That's not how 911 works Dhar Boy.

[@p-__]

My farts are better than August’s farts 💨

[@Tomw1983theidiot]

@@p-__my farts are stronger than your farts

[@tamantanniru514]

also how do the cops know the location even if the johnson guy didn't even tell them

[@NothingPerson44]

I mean, the average reaction time for the cops in the Dhar Mann Universe to reach a certain or unintended location is 10 - 45 seconds. So I am assuming that the cops were already nearby before the situation happened.

[@miguelitobasa9342]

@@p-__. How do you know

[@whimsylumina]

Dhar Mann seriously changed my life. I used to always jump out of regular windows, but now i jump from 72-floor windows everytime i watch his videos.

[@p-__]

My farts are better than August’s farts 💨

[@AlvanaAlets]

💀

[@mr.lizard666]

💀

[@Phoebe_Jeronson]

@RonnieMcFloyd.what content?

[@Ath3nx_2]

@RonnieMcFloyd. for gen alpha. give your mom her phone back and touch grass

[@madamefluffy4788]

Parents spend years teaching their kids not to talk to strangers, don't accept candy or food from strangers - meanwhile, Dharman writes stupid short films teaching kids to listen to a complete stranger promising to train them to become soccer super stars (who also offers snacks if the kids do as they're told). Good job, Dharman!

[@Shanna302011]

My thoughts exactly!

[@Chuck_EL]

Literally every pedophile's MO that's been locked up for decades

[@nationalinstituteofcheese3012]

Instead of helping homeless teenagers, he bribes them with junk food to get them to play for him.

[@NothingPerson44]

He’s basically telling kids to ignore what their parents teach them about safety at this point.

[@DJMcFlinty]

That doesn't apply to kind old black guys named Griff (no idea if that's coach's name, but it is now)

[@mliny]

"I'll call you back" In real life they would've tracked the location just in case

[@Theawesomeninja_XD]

That's what I was thinking! 😂

[@sammybutler3027]

Not just in case, they do it no matter what because it’s protocol, in the case of an emergency sometimes maybe the phone gets disconnected or are in danger but can’t specifically say that they are so they send units anyway just to check out the situation

[@Theawesomeninja_XD]

@@sammybutler3027 I think that's what they were saying.

[@sammybutler3027]

@@Theawesomeninja_XD it’s essentially the same but his comment makes it seem like they weren’t going to send anyone but they decided to send a unit just to be safe but that’s not how it works, if someone calls 911 they send a unit no matter what bc it’s protocol and if someone actually does need help but couldn’t say so they would be in trouble for not sending one bc they could be in danger

[@brightbkh07]

And they could have arrested him for misuse of 911 for that 911 hang up he just committed. At least that’s what could have happened in my county. 😂

[@trevorpacelli8056]

15:35 Clearly that courthouse is placed inside that dimension Squidward went to when he messed with the time machine and then realized he could be all ALONE.

[@ricochet0928]

✨~ A L O N E ~✨

[@dfx13productions47]

We need Legal Eagle to review more Dhar Mann court scenes

[@NothingPerson44]

lol. Legal Eagle is going to have a field day with this specific court case.

[@TheBlueMarbleNationalist]

@@ricochet0928 A-Lone.

[@englandballanimations1743]

@@ricochet0928 Alone........

[@soniquefus]

Plot Twist: Dhar Mann watches all of August's videos and every time August says, "Worst video ever/this year." or whatever, he tries to one up himself.

[@DragonLlamma]

double plot twist: August IS Dhar Mann

[@MajorPikapika]

​@DragonLlamma triple plot twist : August is also Sssniperwolf and doxxed Jacksfilms so he could make content on herself and Dharr Mann

[@okjeffy6581]

Next Video: Dhar Mann becomes goku, destroys the universe, lives to regret it.

[@MajorPikapika]

@@okjeffy6581 what happens next would be shocking

[@samjonesi2658]

What happens next will shock you

[@Slim_T_ODB]

The worst part is HE CAN AFFORD SO MUCH MORE IN A BUDGET! This is something some broke ass high-school kids would make as a class project.

[@NothingPerson44]

Exactly! Dhar Mann is a flipping millionaire!! He clearly has more than enough budget to actually make a great set, but he always goes down the cheap path and it just makes the whole thing so ridiculous and boring for no reason.

[@whydoistillneedthis]

My film class is all high schoolers and even we make better shit than DharMann 😭

[@emms_rep13]

Fr like he’s RICH

[@gamespc-zi6zo]

@@emms_rep13 he has like 5m dollars lmao he can definitely get a better setup hes a millionare

[@DiamondCrusher2]

he’s keeping the bread for himself

[@NopeNaw]

Coach: "Your honor, reconsider!" Judge: "Uh, why?" Coach: "I need him to play in my football team in a tournament we haven't signed up for yet, that we're one man short for already, because I'm annoyed that the people in charge of my previous team took me off the team!" Judge: "Are you high?"

[@Acup-jb4sy]

Coach: "Yes i am."

[@Justanotheruselessaccount]

"I need that British kid"

[@CandyCane2004]

Coming from someone doesn’t know the first thing about sports, I somehow know more about them than Dhar Mann

[@p-__]

My farts are better than August’s farts 💨

[@NothingPerson44]

Agreed. And I think we all know that a soccer tournament has a lot more features than what he gave us.

[@Chuck_EL]

​​@@NothingPerson44 I played soccer and we had a girl who was similar to the boy and our coach was extremely understanding and kept her on the team because he didn't take sports as serious as the stereotypical coach you often seen Most of my highschool coaches were pretty cool like that And ffs athletic directors didnt wear mob boss suits they usually wore jump suits or maybe a button shirt Dhar is out of touch with reality

[@mikaelacarolinasanchezgala697]

Ariana what are you doing here?

[@rimreater]

@@p-__ @rimreater

[@AmmarVanKorsha]

It has become a tradition for my little brother and I to binge watch Dhar Mann videos and just laugh at how bad they are. It has become a way for us to bond.

[@thatfroggyguy]

Dislike them to make sure the algorithm doesn't help that man but I do that with my friends too

[@AmmarVanKorsha]

@@thatfroggyguy Will do. Nice to know that we aren't alone.

[@pksmith4496]

Good for you two!

[@Solanin0803]

​@@thatfroggyguydisliking also boosts the video. Any kind of engagement does

[@thatfroggyguy]

@@Solanin0803 commenting and views do, but having a bad dislike ratio CAN harm the view count

[@Monk3za]

‘Cut down, Elijah’ says the coach. What the hell does that mean, no human has ever said that out loud at any match. It literally means nothing

[@nationalinstituteofcheese3012]

It’s like an alien trying to mimic human phrases and slang

[@Chuck_EL]

13:17 Still with his 90s sport/pull yourself up by your bootstraps tropes This coach also is trashing orphan teens for not having jobs Dhar Mann suffers from arrested development and stopped thinking after 1999

[@footwithuke]

ikr he’s supposed to say something like ‘cut it back!’ or ‘cut inside!’ but he literally just said ‘cut down!’ is he supposed to dig down or smth like it’s minecraft?

[@EarMuncher]

it sounds like one of those things that sounds like something that would make sense but it doesn’t

[@jennterry6977]

Sounds like an old gospel song.

[@MagolorhasaGun]

them: HES STEALING FROM THAT OLD LADY also them: watches and doesnt do shit while standing 6 feet away.

[@venom_295playz]

well, the situation is still realistic at least.

[@MJAYZ007]

They are just following COVID guidelines

[@favoritemustard3542]

It's strange, I coulda swore August said in another vid NOT to get involved. I think if you're capable, don't just stand there mute/screaming, do something! So I agree with his position here 👍

[@LaineyBug2020]

Lol, the 'Old Lady' comes around that corner like 'Those darn kids are at it again!'

[@AmmarVanKorsha]

The next Dhar Mann video: Kid NUKES CITY to get PS5. What happens next is shocking.

[@MJAYZ007]

I'd watch that one

[@liamholton8937]

100% a Mikey Miller story

[@staciefreshener4032]

What HAPPENS next is DISTURBING :0 , Dhar Mann Special.

[@SirLukedatgoat]

Mischief Mikey pursues weapons trafficking, lives to regret it.

[@autinjones7194]

Racist Spoiled brat initiates genocide war to skip math test. Nobody lives to regret it.

[@Stormageddon571]

21:47 Church soccer league is giving these guys way too much credit. When my church did a sports tournament, we used actual, regulation sized playing fields/courts

[@af1yaa]

I find it so funny how Dhar Mann just either milks out those kids Mikey and Jay or posts the same ‘life lesson’ with different actors nowadays and for some reason the comments are just glazing 😂

[@nationalinstituteofcheese3012]

The only original videos are illegal ones

[@chanchaniceman]

Since the majority of the original cast is gone he’s only gonna milk out with Mikey and Jay along with a few stuffs

[@NothingPerson44]

@@chanchaniceman Mikey and Jay and Noah, along with the Chasing Charlie cast are all I see of Dhar Mann recently. It really is starting to get old. Plus most of the newest actors we’ve seen are not as good imo.

[@NothingPerson44]

@@chanchaniceman I agree.

[@chanchaniceman]

@@NothingPerson44 let’s face it while some of their new actors are okay they’re not gonna get them the most views. Plus the whole series of Mikey,Jay,Noah and Charlie these are the only things he can milk out now. This has been pretty much the formula of what Dhar Mann has been doing is just recycling ideas with small changes. The majority of the new actors if I’m being honest aren’t even close to what the older casts can do. Not saying all of em are bad but compared to the older actors they just lack

[@Alf-gm7tf]

I’m surprised duck hasn’t talked about “Dhar Mann doesn’t pay employees, what happens next is SHOCKING

[@earth.2naee]

im really starting to think that Dhar Mann has finally lost his last bit of sanity

[@p-__]

My farts are better than August’s farts 💨

[@JJ-mn3nd]

@RonnieMcFloyd for the first time someone has said that I don’t actually doubt it

[@NothingPerson44]

I think he has lost it ever since Season Two of Mischief Mikey imo.

[@VerySilverSpoon]

​@@p-__Keys without the e now read it aloud in acronym form.

[@Stelladachii]

How to fix this video, from someone with 0 storytelling experience: 1. Throw the whole robbery part of the video at the start to the middle. Have this be a falling out moment between the kids and the coach, and have the kids rethink their actions with the reason being that they've already built a bond the coach, and they feel guilty for breaking that, and then have some search for a way to make it right. I think a good way for this would be to make the coach host some kind of charity such as a food drive, where the kids can just volunteer. 2. Heavily expand the time-frame in which the video takes place. Stretching it over a few months will allow for greater believability in the bond between the coach and the kids. 3. Just make it so the kids were using a worn down half deflated soccer ball with goals made out of some soda bottles or trash bags on the floor, this would allow the coach to seeing talent in the kids more believable. Upon seeing this the coach can offer to give the boys his soccer ball, feeling as if it serves no purpose anymore as his position as coach is gone. 3. Remove the whole food bribe thing it's stupid and serves 0 purpose. Instead have the kids feels grateful for the coach giving them the ball and having them ask the coach to join in on their game. Through this process the kids can see the coach is experienced and ask how he got to be that way. The coach can then open up about being a soccer coach and the kids can ask him if they can teach them a thing or two. This can Jumpstart their relationship in an actual way that makes sense. 4. After a few weeks of playing and training the coach can ask them about the tournament after seeing how far they've come, saying sign-ups end within a week or two and that it would be his dream to have a team in the tournament after what happened with his coaching position. After the kids agree you can include the falling out scene mentioned in number 1, with the coach saying he still believes in the kids after they open up about their homeless situation more. This is when the coach can introduce the food drive and even feed the kids for helping out and offering them a second chance. 5. The whole court thing can be made slightly better by the coach telling the judge that the kids have done charity work as a way to prove they can change (preferably this being the reason why they missed court) and even offer more charity work being their punishment. (This still isn't that realistic but it's a lot better than some random dude coming in and saying to delay the sentencing) 6. Actually improve the tournament and add more teams and make it an underdog story. These were always a fun watch in sports movies and the showdown against the coach's former team in the finals would make for a great finale. 7. Have the coach get the kids enrolled back in school and in their soccer program. Make him strike a deal with the guy who offered him his position back (just make this dude a school admin) where he'll take his spot back if they allow his team to join the school team as well. This could lead to the kids being successful in soccer in school than earning scholarships from that, making the whole "oh we got a bunch of sponsors and money" thing a lot more believable.

[@anchorwithazero]

i dont even like sports movies but this seems like an incredible watch

[@Justanotheruselessaccount]

Have the British dude say football instead of soccer lol

[@WarioWareFan01010]

The criminals in the FNAF Movie were more threatening. AND ONE OF THEM GOT SOLOED BY A CUPCAKE!

[@p-__]

My farts are better than August’s farts 💨

[@HolyNamed]

and turns out that cupcake can literally fly at you

[@Tabth3778]

mr cupcake is a menace

[@Matt-zu2lu]

I mean the Cupcake did have the most on screen kills (not counting the 8-bit intro)

[@hudalovestodraw3249]

​@@Tabth3778 He's more than that. He's the DEVIL reincarnated!!

[@LadyDragonbane]

6:56 No, I totally believe it. There's a local team in my area that in recent years have fired their coaches for no good reason at really bad times and in terrible ways. Results have, of course, been just as bad so they keep doing it.

[@The-Chuck-E-Network]

The fact that Dhar Mann's audience doesn’t give a shit about his videos is just strange. They only tell him "Takedown Airplanes will make u cool. Wonderful message Dhar Mann!". Edit: and also, it looks like Dhar finally works up the courage to show a car plate

[@JaredtheNacliFan]

I think it’s the other way around. Dhar Mann doesn’t care what his audience thinks and continues to make this atrocious content even if the viewers comment that it is awful. It’s the same for every dhar Mann ripoff out there

[@p-__]

My farts are better than August’s farts 💨

[@bigturdgames9802]

The one time bots spamming will be acceptable ​@RonnieMcFloyd.

[@KatTheOneAndOnly]

@@p-__ How do you know 🤨

[@UNHINGEDxvx]

Mr.Duck. I would like to inform u that Dhar mann does know who u are. U aren't AugustTheDuck you are September The Duck.

[@cluckerchick9425]

Dhar Mann changed my life. I used to be dead, but then I got up out of my grave just to turn off a Dhar Mann video that someone was watching at my funeral.

[@favoritemustard3542]

I'd say don't give Dhur any ideas, but wasn't there one where Mikey was playing Minecraft at a funeral? lol 😉

[@ilivemusicandgame]

that was not in a funeral it was in a church meeting@@favoritemustard3542

[@coolguy4-ls2gl]

Your dhar Mann videos are what introduced me to your channel and I’ll forever see them as the best of your videos. Always happy to see another one

[@CatsThatFightOverNothing]

Same. Now everyday i watch a few of his videos. He is amazing! And he makes good points in all his videos to.

[@dullsunrise8820]

What’s beginning to really frustrate me about DharDhar Bink’s videos is how he’s so bankrupt of ideas he either gets “inspired” by other media (aka just makes his own “realistic” version-even downright plagiarizes at points) or tries to be hip with the kids on new trends (aside from the TikTok propaganda ones he recently uploaded a video on his second channel about iPad kids that is so awful it’s painful). Somehow, recycling his older content feels less insulting than whatever he does now. Knowing what the drama a year ago exposed makes it even worse.

[@JoanPasley-i2c]

Oh, you mean the so-called bonus stories? Cringe.

[@NothingPerson44]

@@JoanPasley-i2c Yeah the bonus stories are worse than the regular ones from his studio.

[@favoritemustard3542]

I never understood the drama... Did he pay less than he promised, or did the actors not look at the contract they agreed to & somehow thought they'd be payed more?

[@dullsunrise8820]

@@favoritemustard3542They weren’t paid a livable wage. From what I understand, many worked with Dhar since the beginning were promised a raise when he got big (they already weren’t being paid much), which never happened. It’s not easy for independent actors getting their foot in the door so any opportunity was better than none, and risking their jobs to call out Dhar wasn’t an option, despite how corporatized the channel became. It came to a boil when they tried to confront him only for him to never show up. He also gave them a lot of stressful work hours due to his channel becoming a content farm. TLDR; Dhar is a god awful boss who took his employees for granted, overworking and underpaying them despite promising to up wages and those actors struggling to find work elsewhere.

[@nacereddinechallal4405]

Imagine being a police officer on the emergency line and he tells u he ll call u back👁️👄👁️

[@soberserotonin1850]

Police officers don’t answer 911 calls lol 911 operators do, people whose entire job is just to sit there and process 911 calls

[@brurmonemt]

Dhar Mann is seriously life changing. He used to give people I walk by brain tumors, but now he has evolved and gives people even deadlier viruses. Thank you, Dhar!

[@p-__]

My farts are better than August’s farts 💨

[@silverhawk_25]

Fr

[@SAGMarbleRacing]

Nah

[@noahjensen4354]

​@@p-__makes no sense dumb bot

[@A_NOOBYGUY]

The gang: steals from a bunch of elderly people The coach a couple minutes later: Hey! I should recruit them for my soccer team!

[@favoritemustard3542]

IKR! But it's (apparently) excusable because they had the younger homeless kids show up. That's why he hung up on the 911 operator after he saw them. "So you see, it's OK to pawn stolen stuff for food." ~ Dhur

[@Justanotheruselessaccount]

Dhar Mann doesn't know how gangs work because they usually don't consist of some random British boy

[@Kittyluvr98]

I work in LA and I constantly see job posting for his studio 😂 I’m very attempted to apply as a production assistant or camera operator just to see what it’s like to work there LOL

[@FoogleFox]

You should

[@anyamusume253]

You should do it, then post the story and tell us, you absolute 👑 monarch 👑

[@bellaberriee]

do it!

[@TeenageMutantAussie]

Dharr man just doesn’t stop does he?

[@Icanseethelighttt]

Unfortunately not

[@p-__]

My farts are better than August’s farts 💨

[@K00L_A1D]

@@p-__ok wtf.

[@mackadoodless]

@@K00L_A1D ignore the tiny pp bot

[@themasterofawsover100dstrength]

we should just spam dhar midd

[@ironrevenger9386]

I have to disagree on this one being Dhar Manniac’s worst vjd of the year so far. That title definitely belongs to his more homicidal plots like “Mikey’s Mom Murder Mystery” and his poor attempt at James Bond which I’d call “James Wrong” August, I’m also very surpassed you didn’t react to the Dhar Mann vid about a girl who wears a box on her head for 8 years because she thinks she’s ugly. It’s the peak of unrealistic and predictable

[@PintoBeans22]

Worst than the kid killing his mom for an iPad? Wow, Dhar Mann just keeps outdoing himself 😧

[@p-__]

My farts are better than August’s farts 💨

[@FNAF_Professor]

@RonnieMcFloyd.both of you stfu and stop spamming 😭💀

[@NothingPerson44]

I still call Mikey committing an act of terrorism and getting a slap on the wrist; AND the fake murder mystery case way worse than this.

[@favoritemustard3542]

Almost sounds like you're accusing August of clickbait 😉😉

[@kevinhull7925]

Also, in the robbery scene: would robbers really be wearing flip flops? Wouldn’t they more likely be wearing sneakers, which are easier to run in?

[@nationalinstituteofcheese3012]

Tbf they are homeless. I doubt they could afford better

[@toxicstarcandy]

@@nationalinstituteofcheese3012 would agree if it weren't for the fact that at the snack part only one of them is wearing flip flops, all the rest have sneakers on

[@Solanin0803]

​@@nationalinstituteofcheese3012You could run barefoot. Flip Flops are such a liability for when you are running

[@LifeAs_Lucy]

0:35 Dhar Dhar binks 😭😭

[@arandomthingiguess3283]

mesa make da baaaaaad videos! - Dhar Dhar Binks, KZbin Wars

[@7186Bubblegumpearl]

​@@arandomthingiguess3283😂😂😂

[@barberdrake]

9:07 puts bag down 9:14 has bag again???

[@CarlosTheSkeleton999]

yo what??

[@CatsThatFightOverNothing]

Ha! I had not noticed that. Thanks for pointing it out man!

[@SimplyOc3an]

maybe this is the 1,789,905 dahrr man vid augusttheduck has called the worst

[@p-__]

My farts are better than August’s farts 💨

[@Noorellahi]

​@@p-__ bro pleasestop commenting this

[@NothingPerson44]

And there are still more to come in the future just as long as Dhar Mann keeps on going.

[@theprophet9429]

I believe him this time.

[@kikicupcake1000]

Because every Dhar Mann video is worse than the last.

[@executor32]

20:18 Nice job photoshopping that photo into the paper, Dhar-Dhar, everybody looks like Wide Putin 🤣

[@whatsuppup852]

why did he throw the bag of snacks on the ground and make them rummage through it like they were a bunch of animals😭

[@Takeover_t]

Dhar Mann really thought he could make coach carter 💀🙏

[@p-__]

My farts are better than August’s farts 💨

[@Kawa-Yuki]

So the guy basically betrayed his team that would apparently be too upset and emotional about him being fired to even let him tell them himself or say goodbye… just to prove that he was still a good coach… like he literally trained a new team to try and beat his old one in the so called “tournament” that he himself had trained and worked so hard for just to prove the guy who fired him wrong… and then he didn’t even want his job back when he made his point… 🤦🏼‍♀️ so he clearly didn’t give a single shite about his original team and it was all about his bloody pride… What a great story and lesson Dar. Thank you for changing so many lives. 🙄 Now everyone can strive to be a selfish twat with main character syndrome who only helps people in order to use them for their own personal gain. Bravo. 👏😒

[@nationalinstituteofcheese3012]

And he used homeless children to his benefit rather than helping them

[@Kawa-Yuki]

@@nationalinstituteofcheese3012 I know right? They were literally kicking rubbish around and he bribed them with “snacks” when they hadn’t eaten anything all day. He may as well have just been tossing them bread crumbs… He didn’t even provide them with a single warm or proper meal. I don’t know how they managed to play soccer so well being that they were incredibly malnourished and living off nothing but crisps and sugar water 😒

[@chanchaniceman]

Basically my thoughts like it wasn’t to prove someone wrong just a way to stoke your own ego what’s even worse as the other commenter said “this coach used his homeless children for a personal gain”

[@savvy.m]

yeah, like at least make the original team a bunch of jerks or smth

[@hudalovestodraw3249]

I used to watch Dhar Mann when I was younger, but now the skits are getting confusing and pretty scary on how it could affect impressionable kids

[@nadeshnash4506]

The old lady was basically waving the bag around like "hey don't forget about me". The acting in these never fails to amaze me 😂😂😂

[@felixes_pancakes6620]

AugustTheDuck, if he doesn't give us the Dhar Mann update every month, no one will.

[@p-__]

My farts are better than August’s farts 💨

[@PurooRoy]

Every half a month*.

[@AYFKMRN]

The director: I wanted to tell you earlier but I got tied up. Civilized Society: okay cool can you tie up Dhar now?

[@kaliiii_a]

OML NOT DHAR MANN

[@plussyplatinum]

Tomorrow’s Teaching ripoff

[@goofyoperatorr]

🥐

[@p-__]

My farts are better than August’s farts 💨

[@madelrainwater4694]

This video is 23 mins long Thise comment was made 8 mins ago This video was made 9 mins ago

[@mackadoodless]

@@5pacedinothere’s literally a bot comment right above yours 😭

[@garcardosotan6172]

There are some small indoor soccer leagues that do smaller teams of 6-8. I oddly think Dar Dar heard of that and didn't know they were indoor. But a tournament is not 2 teams, for sure.

[@Ilovegamingsm]

"I'll call you back." Hey dhar dhar? That's not how 911 works, you know. And why is outside of the courthouse the white void dimension that squidward got trapped?

[@santosezso]

For God's sake the movie "Poms" with Diane Keaton Rhea Pearlman and Pam Grier had a more believable plot line than this garbage... and that film was only able to garner a 36% on Rotten Tomatoes

[@sillylilbean0v0]

If you want a better version of this with actual actors, watch McFarland, USA. Genuinely good movie. Actual plot. Actual realistic story.

[@Theawesomeninja_XD]

I think I've actually seen that movie

[@HA_Hojlund]

no football team thats even remotely serious would ever sack/replace their head coach a day prior to a big competition

[@CometMasonTrucker]

4:48 Dhar Mann can’t even spell practice right

[@Awsome_Bread]

Yeah, according to him. Practice is pratice, all he needed was another c.

[@rickmarty1750]

The.. truth.. CAN YOU FIX IT (slowing down on you)

[@LegendaryDorkKnight]

15:32 I was literally just saying "Where tf are they?" before you stopped to make this point. This solidifies my earlier theory that the DMCU takes place in purgatory or some kinda world between worlds.

[@Bibzy2010]

At this point I'm waiting for him to make a video about a school shooting but the kid with the gun is just "misunderstood" The fact that I wouldn't put it past him to do this is bad

[@sharpshooter2398]

POV dhar Mann, after exploiting his workers and making millions doesn’t have a single person in his team who knows ANYTHING about real life. Lmaooo

[@thestallioncreatura]

saying "I'll call you back" during a 911 call is like saying "Can we reschedule this?" during court

[@rickmarty1750]

Lord shaped on the ceiling

[@SirLukedatgoat]

15:22 the courthouse is in the hyperbolic time chamber in DBZ

[@TheKrazeeLadee]

"Are we inbetween astral planes? This courthouse is just located in the void? Cool." Had me wheezing.

[@GingyPreston]

The original title was rich kids bully poor kid for being bad at soccer, or something like that, and I was hoping you’d see it when it had that title so you could rant about that.

[@hillbillyhippy94]

I can't take the fact they are all wearing flipflops to rob people and then hop on bikes LMAO

[@Justanotheruselessaccount]

It's also weird to cast a random British person and call it soccer instead of football lol

[@pookiebutters]

I love how the couch’s only argument for things is “I don’t know how I know.. But I know.” and everyone is just immediately convinced.

[@TrebleWinners]

Dhar Mann has never actually never interacted with a real human at this point,

[@vinyllpreviews9462]

I think Dharr Mannis an alien trying to pretend to be human.

[@Justanotheruselessaccount]

Because a British person would be calling a soccer ball a football

[@reallegendgamer379]

15:40 dharr mann broke the laws of physics for a KZbin video.. respect+++

[@deadchannel733]

If I had 1000 dollars everytime August said that he found the worst Dhar Mann video, I’d be a millionaire.

[@hereiam87]

Ka-Ching

[@MrShronk]

"I'll call you back." 911 Hang up call welfare check system: "Am I a joke to you?"

[@TakingABreak-u3k]

"I'll call you back" Yeah that's how it works

[@lalaziadaniels7341]

Pretty much 🙂‍↕️

[@AnthoDaKoolKid]

15:45 “greetings, young portal master”😂 When he said that it reminded me of skylanders

[@rickmarty1750]

Tinkertoy lincoln log lamp

[@gs4894]

i watched this video and already thought "AugustTheDuck will definetly make a video about this" LOL

[@zayanislam6497]

August should make a whole entire channel dedicated to Dhar Mann this point.

[@Tommedian]

I used to be a one dimensional criminal who hangs out on a set of an alleyway, but Dhar Mann changed my life

[@kyekruchoski1457]

14:20 robbery robbery robbery robbery robbery robbery robbery robbery, you know not that bad. you missed court, terrible jail 1 month were giving you a long sentence here buddy.

[@AdidasDoge1]

Dhar Man does indeed change lives . . . for the worse

[@rebeccagainesgaines43]

I just came across your videos and I'm so glad I did. Your hilarious, thanks for the laughs 😂

[@tigernotwoods914]

Yeah, the whole focus on going pro is ridiculous especially when we consider the sport we are talking about here. If we were using boxing or MMA it would actually be more believable.

[@mexhonduranmadness2167]

August the Duck: The Worst Dhar Mann Video of the Year Next Month he will upload: The Worst Dhar Mann Video of the Century.

[@twistedkris7036]

"A month later" but....his lead player HAD to return to do his 1 month sentence in jail??? Yep makes total sense.

[@Counterdoom]

"A dude is getting kidna-" A bird lands on the car *"I'll call you back"*

[@SerenityRamos]

0:10 What is going on here-

[@errorstudioz]

12:11 those chewing sounds fill me with rage

[@cheese_goddess_official]

Dhar dhar is at it again

[@rheehehehehe_movedaccount]

CINDER?? 😮

[@cheese_goddess_official]

@@rheehehehehe_movedaccount hi there!

[@rheehehehehe_movedaccount]

@@cheese_goddess_official ilysm ❤❤❤❤ ur vids are so funny ❤❤❤❤

[@cheese_goddess_official]

@@rheehehehehe_movedaccount tysm!

[@CarlosTheSkeleton999]

15:55 its like the judge's courthouse from the good place on netflix i think it was s3 e1 or some where in between there

[@knowtsreacts]

Nahh😂

[@SS-si4oj]

LETS GO! NEW DHAR MANN VIDEO

[@bigturdgames9802]

I'm happy but sad

[@Dazg1]

6:51 LOL THE JOKE AUGUSTDUKEDENNIS MADE LOLLL

[@anthonycolon823]

This is that same court room from his 17 again divorce video!

[@Justanotheruselessaccount]

The only thing dhar mann did differently with this video was have a British actor

[@zurrloliscracked]

dhar mann helped me, i used to be a happy person now im depressed and i get more friends

[@victoriagrayson5082]

'Would you do it for a ... Scooby Snack?'

[@MrCotchios]

The more videos Dhar Mann makes, the more he seems like an alien who doesn't know how life works and gets everything he knows from TV, and tries to make what he thinks is relatable/life lessons content.

[@BritishEmpire1707]

"You could make this guy's fired from his job and then finds this second purpose coaching these underprivileged kids and actually makes a difference in their lives." that is literally just the movie "macfarland"

[@rickmarty1750]

That was shaped like a 5 dollar bill.. that was not the type of heart I would ever see

[@TheRealMechaG]

Kinda waiting for someone to say “oH itS ActUalLy FoOtBAll” 😂

[@Justanotheruselessaccount]

Like the British character?

[@ev34me65]

18:00 the moment we have been waiting for to find out how they get out of the court room in the void

[@rickmarty1750]

Singing spinning cookie with glasses on!!.. yay!!.. there was courts full of tool nuts full of soccer balls and drum buddies!!.. get the exit sign away from me right now before door handles go out and sing in front of your walkie talkie beard

[@historycal51]

If they got scouted and made it pro by kicking a trash bag around for 10 seconds, I’m doing something wrong seeing as I’ve been playing for 9 years.

[@azurelemon]

the notification 😭 “soccer pratice” also i can’t with their sets that are very obviously indoors cosplaying as being outside

[@jellycat4704]

Dhar Mann changes lives, just not for the better

[@oliversherman2414]

Imagine saying "I'll call you back" to a 911 operator 😂

[@Hamburger200]

BRO THE GLAZING OVER DHAR MAN IS CRAZY

[@JoshuaDana-ls7rr]

Swear every video dhar Mann uploads nowadays, I just don’t even bother clicking them anymore, or I’ll just watch the first 5 minutes of them and then just dip.

[@maliciousmisari1485]

August my Bro,my Brother in Law. Dont do that to yourself,He takes that as a Challenge. Whenever you say it(And you are always right) Dhar makes one thats WORSE

[@p-__]

My farts are better than August’s farts 💨

[@FNAF_Professor]

@@p-__SHUT UP

[@6sixsins]

​@@p-__ Ok

[@P3achJ3llyf1sh]

the idea and concept is actually really sweet, id love to see an actual movie based on this idea.

[@Nintenblox]

At this point we need a Dhar Mann videos tier list. Also why this video and not the one inspired by 3 idiots?

[@chanchaniceman]

Both are bad but it’s a case of pick your poison lol

[@BrittanyConklin-r1n]

Coach: Let him play soccer so I can win the tournament. Then after it throw him in jail. I don't care. Sentenced kid: Wow coach! Thanks! I can do what you want now and go to jail!